#i dont even hate watermelon sugar but fuck
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i understand getting pissed at the oversaturation of christmas music but genuinely i'm so sick of the music they play at the department store i work at that i wish they would play more of it. like they played watermelon sugar today! when it's in the high thirties outside! "baby you're the end of june" bitch it's the middle of november!
#i dont even hate watermelon sugar but fuck#i dread the day i do get sick of the christmas song and now theres just more music that i hate#also when i say high thirties i mean fahrenheit so like 3 degrees celsius#departmentstoreposting
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i need to leave this fucking fandom. harry needs to stop woth this fuxking cryptic fucking bullshit that only larries catch on to them they don’t even get credit for their fuxking research. and this you are home shit is fuxking boring shit having to go through backends of websites and figure out coordinates not fuxking fun and this rollout is so fucking slow. then they fucking banned the word larries in the discord??? how is this shit the messiest yet the most boring shit ever???? then the door opens to a fuxking plant book? i love plants but im not reading those fuxking essays i read watermelon sugar and then he came out and said the song is about fucking female orgasms??????? amab men dont fuxking know shit about female orgasms. theres nothing fucking fruity about them. then fucking eroda and fuxking the lights up ending
just stop with the fuxking cryptic shit that they know pulls larries in then walking around with your fuxking hollywood gf. just stop blue greening then having your baby and insta gf at your show. STOP SINGING LARRY LITERALLY EVERY FUCKING NIGHT THEN SHOUTING YOUR SON OUT ON STAGE. THIS IS LIKE FUXKING PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE.
I JUST WANNA STAN SOME STRAIGHT FORWARD FUXKING SINGERS. IF YOURE CLOSTED THEN FUCKING BE CLOSETED. STOP PLAYING PEEKABOO WITH THE FUCKING DOOR!!!!
i just wish i never knew a larry stylinson. i wish i never would have made a tumblr. i wish i had never stepped into celebrity cult-ure by reading tabloids as a child. i see how larries become antis now. you get so tired of the bullshit but you cant stop following it so you become anti it. its just fucking blue and green stfu larries. harry just waves flags every night bc he supports the lgbtq community stupid delusional fuxking larries. louis hates larries and harry eats pussy. he eats olivia wildes pussy oh shes so hot girl boss 3000 he did a gay movie bc he can. its just a boat.
fuck larry
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“But we’re happy (and that’s all that matters)”
Synopsis:
“Taehyung called them the least romantic couple in the world.
otherwise known as five times the boys thought that they were the least romantic couple in the world and the one time Namjoon knew they weren't. ”
A/N : I wrote this a while ago and since I’m going to be getting back into writing, I decided to post it here. I hope you enjoy 💛 (I’m posting from my phone so the formatting might suck sorry)
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Taehyung called them the least romantic couple in the world.
1
At 11.00 pm on a Tuesday night, the seven members of Bangtan were all sitting in a circle in the middle of their living room. “Descendents of the Sun” was paused on the TV and Namjoon rolled his eyes when they fell upon it. Taehyung was once again mourning the breaking up of the song-song couple for the 8th time that year. Taking a deep breath, he turned his attention back to the boys sitting in a circle. Namjoon had called a group meeting 10 minutes ago on their kakao chat, saying that he had “something important” to discuss. Most of the boys were in the living room so they only had to wait for Hoseok to finish showering and now it had been exactly 1 minute and 43 seconds of absolute silence.
Jin finally broke the silence, looking up from his phone and aiming an exasperated look at Namjoon. “What is it?” He demanded, putting the phone into his pocket.
Namjoon clenched and unclenched his hands for something to do. He wasn't that nervous, he knew none of the boys would have huge reactions or hate them or anything but it was still a little nerve racking.
“Um, I have something to tell you” he finally managed to get out. A cough from his side made him look up into Yoongi's face, whose eyebrows had ridden up in question. Oh right.
“Sorry. Um, we have something to tell you” he said pointing to Yoongi and himself. Yoongi moved slightly closer to him, not touching but close enough that his presence managed to somewhat calm Namjoon down.
Looking around the circle, he could see Jungkook’s confusion and Tahyung, who was leaning on Jimin, looking between them with calculating eyes.
With a deep breath, he decided to just blurt it out.
“Yoongi and I are dating.”
There were a few seconds of silence and then,
“Huh” said Hoseok, leaning back onto the leg of the couch and flickering his eyes between them both. “I don’t see it’
That broke the rest of the boys out of their shock and suddenly all of them were talking at once.
“What? No way!” yelled Jimin, his eyebrows raised high. At his side, Jungkook simply cocked his head as if he was confused as to how this could happen. Taehyung had stuttered over “w-wait what?” as Jin had started laughing and then stopped when he realised they were being serious.
5 minutes later, Hoseok was still muttering about “how he just didn't see it”
Namjoon furrowed his brows. “What do you mean, you dont “see it”” he said making his fingers into bunny ears to emphasize the words.
“I mean, you're not that affectionate y'know. I’ve never seen you and Yoongi hug or cuddle, not like Jimin and Jungkook do at least.” He muttered, rubbing the back of his neck.
Nmajoon shrugged, “It’s not like being affectionate is the most important part of relationships. We respect each others space and we know that we’re there for each other. If you think about it, showing love through grand gestures is mostly for the societies benefit. Most of the time couples only do big romantic gestures because they have this pressure on them to be romantic and to show that they're in love, which is even more highlighted due to the amount of romance dramas and sho - “
Jin threw a pillow at Namjoons head, effectively getting him to shut up.
And that was that.
2
Namjoon rolled his shoulders and groaned as the sound of cracking bones filled the studio. It was 4 in the morning and his eyes were struggling to stay open. Deciding to call it a day, he rolled his chair over to the couch where Jungkook was laying half on the couch and half on the floor. A kick to the shin and the half that was on the couch had also fallen on the floor.
“Get up, let's go home” Namjoon mumbled, shaking his legs to get rid of the pins and needles. Jungkook groaned and started stuffing the papers on the table into his backpack. He had been here for the past 4 hours with Namjoon, trying to finish the song he had been stuck on for a few weeks now.
They ran the five minute walk from the studio to the dorm, arriving in 3 minutes instead. The warm air enveloped them and Jungkook immediately went into the kitchen to rummage for food.
“Hey hyung” said Namjoon to Yoongi, slipping into the armchair closest to him and grabbing the blanket on the floor. The scene was extremely similar to the one in the studio. Yoongi was sitting on the floor, with scrunched papers all around him and a pen in his mouth. Grunting in response to Namjoons greeting, he rolled his shoulders and rested his head back onto the couch.
“You know, I don't get it.”
Namjoon tilted his head back to look at Jungkook, who was holding half a banana and staring at them both in confusion.
“Don't get what?” muttered Yoongi, starting to gather the papers around him.
“It's been three months since you guys came out about you dating, and I have never seen you hold hands!” said Jungkook, his voice getting higher at the end.
Namjoon exchanged a bewildered look with Yoongi.
“Are you like just shy? Or do you just never wanna hold each others hands?” he said furrowing his brows.
“Well” Namjoon began hesitantly, “What's the point?”
When Jungkook continued to stare at him, he hastily added “I don't need to hold his hand to show everyone we’re in a relationship.”
“That's not the point! It's not marking each other or something, it's just wanting to be near each other because you love each other.”
Yoongi grunted from where he was putting all the papers in the bin. “We’re in the same room. And we literally live together. We’re practically together 24/7.”
Jungkook groaned and stalked off to his room, muttering about stupid idiots and how he shouldnt have bothered.
3
They don’t kiss hello or goodbye. They don't cuddle much either and are perfectly happy to ignore each others presence for a few hours.
“Why are you even together?” Jimin demanded after spending a week sharing a hotel room with them. They had come to shoot a magazine cover, just the three of them, for their upcoming collaboration, and the company had just booked a bg suite for all three of them.
“What’re you on about?” yawned Yoongi as he took another sip of his coffee. Namjoon stood up to grab him another one as he saw Yoongi throw the plastic cup in the bin. He could probably make decaf so that Yoongi wouldn't be up the whole night.
“For all the romance you have, you might as well go back to being friends. You can sit in the same room and sit in silence without needing to be in a relationship.” Jimin continued, drinking his protein shake from the straw. It was green and had black dots in it and Namjoon was gagging just looking at it.
“Cmon Jimin” he muttered, trying to find the sugar in the cupboard.
“No, I'm serious!” countered Jimin. “You sit on the sofa, Yoongi's at his desk and you don't speak to each other for hours - you may as well be alone, not in love. I swear, I haven't seen you kiss all week. Are you sure you want to be in a relationship? I'm speaking as a friend, I don't want you to sell yourself short, or just be in a relationship because it's convenient.”
Two pairs of eyes glared at him as if daring him to keep going.
“You’re an idiot” said Namjoon exasperatedly, placing the coffee cup by Yoongi as he walked by and slumping onto the sofa. “How would I get any work done if all I did was hug and kiss Yoongi. How would he be able to compose if I just held his hand all the time?”
“Oh forget it, you're both hopeless.” Jimin muttered, turning back to his phone.
Namjoons phone pinged a second later, lighting up with a new message.
MIN : i can literally taste the difference between decaf and caf, youre not subtle.
Namjoon smiled.
4
“Are you just like, really kinky in bed?”
Yoongi choked on a piece of watermelon, tears automatically coming to his eyes. Thumping him on the back, Namjoon glared at Jin from over Yoongi's shoulder.
“What the fuck?” He hissed at Jin, as Yoongi caught his breath and started to also glare at Jin.
“Don't swear at me, I'm your hyung.” Jin retroted without any heat and then took another bite of his ice cream tub. They were supposed to be on a diet but Jin had decided that he would just go to the gym and burn extra calories in the morning. Yoongi and Namjoon had both exchanged a look at that. The excuse had been used the past 3 days and Jin hadn't even made it to the elevator in the mornings.
“I mean, your sex life has to be really kinky right? You're so vanilla in front us, I bet you’re freaks in th -” Two cushions smacked him in the face causing him to drop the ice cream tub and then scrambel to pick it up so it didn't drip on the carpet.
“Yah!” he wailed as he picked up the tub and started fussing over it, forgetting about Yoongi and Namjoon.
5
They don't celebrate Valentines Day.
A few days earlier, Taehyung and Yoongi had been sitting in the living room. Yoongi was on his phone and when Taehyung had called out a tentative “Hyung?” he had looked up and raised his eyebrows at him.
“What are you getting Namjoon hyung for valentines?” he had asked more excitedly, now knowing that he wasn’t annoying Yoongi.
Yoongi's eyebrows furrowed for a second. “Nothing,” he said, turning back to his phone. “We don't celebrate Valentines Day”
“Why?” asked Taheyung, a pout clear on his face. How could they not celebrate Valentine's Day? It was the day of love and romance and couples practically lived for it.
Waving a hand, Yoongi just muttered “ask Namjoon”, already sucked back into whatever game he was playing.
5 minutes later, Taehyung regretted asking at all.
“Valentine's Day is simply a consumer oriented holiday that puts pressure on couples and their relationships. It's a capitalistic holiday that signifies that material goods are more important than emotio -”
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(Despite what Jungkook had seen or not, they do hold hands. When the Grammy nominations come out, they hold hands under the table, intertwined in such a way that Namjoon can't tell which fingers are his. Jimin might think they don't kiss, but he isn't there at one in the morning, when Yoongi's lips press lightly over Namjoons. They press on one cheek and then the other and then on his nose, his eyes, and finally a soft kiss, placed on his forehead, with Yoogni breathing out the words “I love you” before he settles down to sleep next to him. They tell Jin that whatever they do in the bedroom, is no ones business except their own. In truth though, they don't do much that would be interesting for him. They make love, Namjoon being gentle and caring and repeating “I love you” at least 50 times throughout the entire ordeal. They don't celebrate Valentines day, but they do celebrate their anniversary. Yoongi sneaks him out to the convenience store and they get banana milk and sit at the edge of the curb, their sides pressed against each other, speaking in whispers. They smile as they remember being here one year earlier, promising to themselves to try.)
Taehyung called them the least romantic couple on earth.
Namjoon knew he was wrong.
#bts#sugamon#namgi#fanfic#bts fanfic#namjoon#RM#suga#yoongi#namjoon x yoongi#Kim namjoon x min yoongi#bts fic#lilywrites
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questions tag :))
i was tagged by the lovely @bearboyunho thank uuuu
relationships: I was in one for a maximum of three hours dkejek. Ill explain in the breakup question. This is definitely not a relationship im proud of. It caused me too many problems considering how short it was...
break-ups: I have so many trust issues and insecurities, i think i still have a long way to grow before i can enter a relationship, besides i havent met anyone yet. I didn't lead this person on, i treated him as a friend. And i usually spent more time with him since we were both in track. He caught feelings for me which i honestly knew about but i didnt say anything bc i didnt have feelings for him. One day during lunch with all my friends at the time he asked for a relationship. He later confessed to me he did this on purpose because he knew i would feel bad saying no to him, and that paired with the pressure of my friends, i said yes. He held my hand, and it just didn't feel right. Everything didnt feel right. So three hours later i got him alone and told him i wasnt ready for a relationship but that we could still be friends. He took it relatively well, but he avoided me. His cousin confronted me and told me he cried all weekend, but she said she understood and that she was glad i said no in the end which i was confused about but didnt question just wanting to leave it behind. Then it all started the next year. Out of nowhere he texted me, which was ???? Bc i never gave him my number, but i talked to him believing he was doing this on friendly intentions. lol i was a dumbass. Later my friend revealed to me he had lied to her and said i was paired up with him during a project. I also found out he asked her for pictures of me. His cousin which im friends with also told me she was sure he was not befriending me on good intentions, and that she was creeped out by him. My friends had continuously told me he would speak about me as if we were together to other people, and that he stared at me for weird periods of time. At this point im fucking scared and confront him and say i dont want to be friends with him and that i dont think us talking or being friends is healthy for either one of us. He continued texting me, making me feel bad when i didnt respond asking me if i hated him i had to eventually block him. He gave me a present on both valentines and Christmas which i rejected but he forced me to accept them. After class i always packed up my stuff slowly bc i had a good relationship with my teacher and talked to her. He stood in front of me and just stared at me while i packed. We actually had a kpop club, and one day he showed up. I was part of student council, and at the middle of the year he started attending. He sent me kpop memes to try to get my attention. I felt so unsafe i told my English teacher. Eventually he gave up when i started being firmer in my silence and overall attitude towards him. so yeah.... a relationship that didnt even last a day caused all this. I genuinely wish i had been more careful. The red flags were there from the beginning and i tried ignoring them bc i wanted to be nice. Dont do that, if someone maked you uncomfortable please dont feel bad and cut them off for as long as you need to. Anyways- nExT quEstiOn.
kids: i dont have any but i want twins so badly it's stupid. I honestly dont mind having kids that aren't twins. I just want two tbh. A girl and boy.
brothers and sisters: i have one sister who's five years younger than me. Im very close with my two cousins tho so theyre like sister to me too. They're older than me by more than five years.
pets: i have three dogs. Two shih tzus Otis and Bella, Bella is mother to Otis. He's the only puppy we kept from when Bella had puppies. I have Rocky a very clumsy english bulldog. I also have a beta fish called Suho.
surgeries: Ive had two. One when i was four to get my tonsils removed because i got sick a lot, and last year i got my gallbladder removed because i had gall stones. That one was so painful i couldnt laugh or do anything without everything hurting.
tattoos: None but i would like one. Not big ones, just small meaningful ones.
countries i’ve been to: Mexico....i miss it
been in an airplane: my family is not in the class where we can take an airplane to travel or even travel to other states. Ive only been on it twice for a contest i won.
been in an ambulance: Twice as much as i can remember. Once for my sister who had a really bad seizure when i took her to a doctors appointment and the other when they had to transport me to another hospital when they first found out i had gall stones.
i sing karaoke: no but you can usually find me singing along to a song on the radio or randomly around my house.
ice skating: I would love to try. The closest ive gotten is rollerblading. I can't do any fancy tricks but i can balance, but oh no i havent gone in such a long time. My poor rollerblades are collecting dust in my garage.
been on a cruise: ..... this is a joke right? Let me have enough money to buy groceries first.
driven a motorcycle: ah i would really like a motorcycle, but no never.
ridden a horse: Lolol all the time. When i was young my uncle helped out at some stables that were literally at the end of my street snd and he always took me a long with him. A lot of my family especially in Mexico and in the valley have ranchos which means they have horses and you can usually find me hanging out with the lovely animals.
stayed in a hospital: I once went because my head was killing me and i found out it was migraines. I had gall stones for seven months and stayed in the hospital about two times a month so yeah i was there a lot. And for the surgery of course.
favorite fruit or berry: Watermelon and Guayaba. Also green grapes.
favorite color: peach and aqua.
last text: "ye ok" it was from me to my cousin since i was gonna go to her house but she was with my grandma who tested positive for covid so we both decided it would be safer for me to keep my distance.
coffee or tea: coffee. i need it to survive. As long as it has sugar im ok. But tea is great for when my stomach hurts. I just prefer coffee. I could drink it any hour.
favorite pie: Pecan, especially with ice cream its so good. Key lime isnt bad either.
favorite pizza: i dont really care? I like all of them but when i was little and we'd go to the mall my dad would always get this big pizza that was big enough to have things stuffed inside it and it tasted so good. Its a good memory.
cat or dog: dog but i really want a cat.
favorite time of year: Chritmas and Thanksgiving always. I love it. Especially Christmas when my family gathers together and we play games and everyone brings a traditional Mexican dish. We stay until like 4 am and its always great.
met a star: That one woman who had an affair with george bush. I met her. That doesnt really count. Yeah no one, i met basketball players but i dont remember from which team or who they were. I met ted cruz. Cool story tho my english teacher knew one of shinee's choreographers.
flown a helicopter:..... umm. nO..
been on tv: Nah. Probably in the backround of some news things.
broken my leg: no ive never broken a bone surprisingly.
seen a ghost: i had sleep paralysis it was close enough.
been sick in a taxi: never even been in a taxi. Ive been on a uber tho.
Tags: @doyoungbunnyagenda @butterflybam @brighttragedy @saturnsluna @waterfallsandrosebuds @jooheonyonehunnit @leecherryyong
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Less than an hour left and I'm making sure I don't disrespect my baby had a great shower exfoliation and all, washed my hair put on a bit of makeup an i will be cutting a bowl of watermelon with sugar sprinkled in top
YOU SENT THIS BEFORE THE VID BUT I WAS TRYING TO BE GOOD AND NOT GET ON TUMBLR CAUSE I KNEW IT LEAKED BUT FAL;JF I AM SO PROUD OF YOU THAT SOUNDS SO LOVELY I LOVE SELF CARE!
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Anonymous said: WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THE DESCRIPTION HAS THIS VIDEO IS DEDICATED TO TOUCHING IM NOT PLANNING ON GOING FERAL THIS EARLY HELLOOO SIR
HE’S A DEMON HE’S A FUCKING DEMON HE’S THE WORST KIND OF PERSON WHAT THE FUCK
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Anonymous said: sunflower syd, dare i say i officially hate this man becAUSE WHAT THE EVERLOVING FCK HE THINKS MY HEART IS. he's out there just like ok just let her combust eh
I CANT HANDLE THIS LIKE I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHAT THE FUCK
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Anonymous said: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT HOW DOES ONE GET PAID TO JOIN A FRUIT ORGY ON THE BEACH AND KISS HARRY STYLES
DEADASS LIKE YALL DONT EVEN HAVE TO PAY ME ILL LITERALLY DO THIS FOR FREE IM !!!
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ok i just saw this existed, i live on tumblr mobile where i ignore the activity tab and scroll endlessly, bear w me
Animated character that was your gay awakening? uhhhhhhh,,,....,,,.. if i remembered anything abt my childhood i would tell u, im gonna say rukia from bleach because i want gorgeous short people to step on me
Grilled cheese or PB&J? peanut butter Always... tho if it was a fancy grilled cheese (there is a special preparation).... i would be torn
What show/YouTube video(s) do you put on in the background when you when you don’t have anything to watch but you want something on? it really depends! i bounce around, i watch a lot of baumgartner restorations, i watch a LOT of nyx fears video essays on horror movies i would never watch, i watch longplays of, like, nier automata bc im still delighted by cryaotic?
Your go-to bar order, if you drink? i dont really get to order a lot of drinks at bars, itll depend, if im with friends ill order as many things off the cocktail menu as my money allows, if im with my parents ill order long island iced teas or whiskey and lemonade
What’s your favorite pair of shoes that you own? i literally own like 3 pairs of shoes, one of which being the only pair i can actually safely wear haha.... but my favorite pair is the black red and gold converse that dont fit anymore but still remind me of high school
Top three cuisines? mexican, italian, whomever the fuck invented kasoundi
What was your first word as a child (that wasn’t a variation of “Mom” or “Dad”)? yeah as said above i have no clue about anything about my childhood so idk i think mum said once that my first proper word was just ‘no’ which sounds abt right
What’s a job that you’ve had that people might be surprised to find out you’ve had? idk if my last job counts? i mean i used to do all round garden labor stuff until my pain got worse and i literally couldnt anymore so i got relegated to desk work
Look up. What’s directly across from you? oh a container of pesto i didnt like the flavour of and just... forgot to throw out.... i will do that tomorrow
Do you own any signed books/memorabilia in general? i have a rwby poster signed by ray and jack? its p cool
Preferred way to spend a rainy day? preferred right now? wrapped in a metric fuckton of blankets w my partner
What do you get on your bagels? What WOULD you get if you had access to anything you wanted? i..... dont like bagels
Brunch or midnight snacks? i live a weirdly scheduled life, midnight snacks and brunch are interchangeable to me now, so both
Favorite mug you own i..... dont really have one? all of my actual mugs that are mine have my deadname on them haha
What coffee drink would you describe yourself as? overbrewed black coffee that someone left to go cold before dumping six packs of sugar in
Pick a song lyric to describe your current mood (and drop the name and artist!) ‘ And I don't want your pity
I just want somebody near me ‘ bc we all love a bit of mitski when we are feeling the self isolation creeping in
Fruity or herbal teas? fruity teas only! or rather i drink fruit tisanes! but if you mean actual tea then herbal, i only drink peppermint tea
What’s that one TV show that you’re a little bit embarrassed to watch but you still like nonetheless? fruits basket! everyone watch the reboot
That book you were forced to read for class but actually ended up enjoying? all the books i read for class sucked but medea wasnt so bad
Do you match your socks? only when theyre very fun patterned socks, and even then sometimes i will match them to the wrong pair but the same pattern, aka my double watermelon combo (i have a pair of green socks w watermelons and a pair of black socks w watermelons so)
Have you ever been horseback riding? no and i never will because i am fucking terrified of horses
What was your “phase” when you were younger? (i.e., Mythology Nerd, Horse Girl, Space Geek, etc) uh.... uh i mean im not sure if it counts as a phase but i was stupid into vampires (to the point of me and my friends constructing the intricate theory that our teacher was a vampire and we had to kill her by the time we graduated (she was not and we did not and i hate all of those people now) i was just the weird conspiracy kid i guess, we used to spend every lunch staring across the oval at a house we were SURE an alien lived in (it was just a plastic bag being rustled by a fan)
Have you ever been to jail? bkdnbrb god no
What’s your opinion on Lazy Susan’s (the spinning tray in the middle of tables)? im a lazy susan
Puzzles? i cant solve a rubiks cube but give me a 2000 piece jigsaw and ill sit there for 6 hours trying to solve it
You can only have one juice for the rest of your life, what is it? oh this is tough..... orange juice, the fancy kind but with no bits in it, i used to like the bits but these days i just want a clean juice experience
What section do you immediately head for when you walk into a bookstore? ,,,,,,the ya fiction section, i never buy anything from there but i like to see if series i read as a teenager ever got new instalments after i stopped liking them
What’s one thing you’re trying to learn/relearn in your downtime right now? how to sleep like a normal person
Who’s your go-to musical artist when you’re feeling upbeat? uh, it depends! lizzo or my playlist of musicals! (which is literally just starkid/tcb stuff)
Where could someone find you in a museum? i could literally be anywhere, probably in front of some old piece though, just staring for an hour bc im struck by the majesty of it (and my legs probably locked up so i couldnt move anyway)
What’s that one outfit in your closet you never get the chance to wear but want to? so i have a nice white button up and some really nice jeans i just got, and my suspenders, and my cool blue heels that i know i cant wear bc my legs cant handle walking in heels anymore, but it would look cool am i right
Rainbows, stars, or sunset colored clouds? i look up at my roof which is almost entirely covered in glow in the dark stars and then stare into the camera (i wish every day that my roof was like the roof of the healthy harold van, i still have fucking dreams of that beautiful ceiling)
If you could own any non-traditional pet (dogs, cats, fish, rodents, etc), what would it be? non traditional? id want a lizard that could curl round my shoulders like a leathery scarf
Do you have more art on your walls or more photographs? i dont have any photos on my wall so art by default
You have to get one meme tattooed on your body, what meme is it and where does it go? i just want the pensive emoji tattooed in the small of my back so if i wear a crop top everyone has to suffer with me
Pick a superhero sidekick to hang out with fuck superheroes they suck, can i hang out with jason todd red hood style
Lakes, rivers, or oceans? oceans, i want to go to the beach so fucking bad
Favorite mid-2000s song i dont really have a Big Favorite but like..... i constantly thank god for esteban
How do you dress when you’re home alone? ive been in the same sweatpants and old paint shirt i got from my painting and decorating course for three days
Where do you sit in the living room (we all have a preferred spot, and you know it)? armchair closest to the kitchen, perfect to make a quick escape if dad comes in
Knives or swords? knives, i dont have the upper body strength for swords
A song you didn’t think you’d enjoy but ended up loving? oh uh run away with me by crj, *bwoooooooo buhnuhnuuuuuu buhnuhnuuuuuhhh buhnuhnuuuuhhhhh*
Pick an old-school Disney Channel Original Movie HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL BUT SPECIFICALLY ONLY CERTAIN PARTS FROM EACH OF THEM BC COLLECTIVELY THEY SUCK BUT PARTS OF THEM ARE PERFECT
Are you a “Quote that relates to the photos” caption-er, an “explanation of where I took the photos” caption-er, or a no caption kinda person when you post pictures online? no caption i dont want people to really acknowledge that i post things
Name a classic Vine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anQds9PQ7CA
What’s the freezer food that you stock up on when you go to the grocery store? hash browns hash browns hash browns ONLY
How do you top your ice cream? god its been so long since ive been able to eat ice cream.... with the reeses peanut butter ice cream shell topping
Do you like Jello? jelly is the pinnacle of our society and i wish i were eating it right now
What’s something that you don’t have a picture of that you wish you did? i wish i had a picture of myself and my partner so i could set it as my phone lock screen (that or i wish i had a picture of me and a friend i really dearly miss bc i have pics of her in my phone but not of us together and i want some but i cant bring myself to say so)
How are you at climbing trees? theres a tree in my front yard i used to be able to hang off but nowadays i think id hurt myself just trying to lift my nasty meat sack off the ground trying
#long post#christ that took like 3 hours#i dont know things about myself#thanks for asking though#Anonymous
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Rarepair HCs
1. TerrorOhm:
-Ohm uses "I'm gay" as an excuse not to do things such as the dishes or take out the trash
-Brian likes cars, and Ohm gets hot and bothered every time he sees his hunk of Irishman trying to fix up an engine or a flat tire, usually shirtless and covered in oil
-They definitely shower together and Brian will always shampoo and condition Ohm's hair which of course makes Ryan melt
-Ohm gets great delight over making Brian rage in GTA, but revenge is sure and sweet during Mario Kart. They always laugh it off because they both cant sleep on the couch
-Brian's nieces and nephews are in love with Uncle Ohm and Ohm will subject himself to tea parties, play doh, and legos for the kids sake (and because he's a kid at heart, dammit)
-Ohm 'does the voice' whenever Brian is in a bad mood and it always works to cheer him up
-They like watching sports together and will always over hype it because dorks. the both of em.
-Brian thinks Ohm looks dashing overdressed in a suit and tie and Ohm in turn finds Brian far too sexy when he's lounging in sweats and a worn out tee
2. Krylirious:
John gets Jonathan into fashion! Dresses his goth GF like a sexy motherfucker and paints his nails. Love's that Del has piercings- and they're the bejeweled boyfriends. They own too many plushies and John will spend hours trying to win Jon a cute plush from an arcade machine
Ill make these cute dammit
Jon doesn't vape but he loves the smell of watermelon and cotton candy that always lingers around his boyfriend
3. Moogla:
This is a soft and sweet ass couple. Joe and Tony love Brock more than they love Nogla and dathi gets very jealous when the dogs snuggle up to him (not only because they're hogging brock but because they're traitors). Brock learns bread recipes from Nogla's mum and surprises David one Christmas by making him Plum Pudding (and Nogla tears up a little and wraps him up in a tight hug). Nogla uses his height advantage to surprise Brock with kisses and hides things on the top shelf just so Brock will ask him to get them down
4. Wildwrecker:
Tyler calls Ryan Bunny and can get pretty possessive about Ohm- because Ryan is gorgeous and Tyler thinks that guy can do way better than him, but there Ryan is every morning making coffee and breakfast for the two of them, with tiny and kino playing in the backyard. They kiss tyler tastes like minty toothpaste and ohm tastes like sugared down coffee but they don't care.
Ohm and Tyler always play fight on sundays because Tyler has the football teams he likes and then there's Ohm, who has chicago blood through and through and will root for the Chicago Bears no matter how badly they play that season. They throw big super bowl parties and kiss outside during halftime
5. Mooeye
Brock definitely has a slight Irishman kink, because the way Jack drawls his 'a's' and 'r's' and it melts him every time. They are the positive couple and are sunny as fuck, always complimenting each other and snagging kisses inbetween recording sessions. Jack stays up way too late recording and Brock always has to drag him to bed- pressing soft kisses to his neck and mumbling drowsily about how he needs a cuddle buddy.
6. Kryorisser:
They! both! love! puzzles!
Brian does crosswords in the morning and John does Sudoku puzzles on their back porch and John'll vape and steal sips of Brian's coffee and complain how its black but drinks it anyways
John always rifles through Brian's wardrobe and has him looking like a GQ model in two minutes flat. Brian's happy to let his boyfriend do whatever- and his instagram is more popular than ever when John's dressing him.Brian helps John to learn how to play mario kart- and if he's having a hard time Brian'll take over and kick their asses as John laughs himself silly
7. Tyvan:
- "Evan please dont try to cook" is a common phrase said by Tyler
- "Evan please dont order take out" is another one
- Evan will sit on Tyler's lap mid game if he wants his boyfriends attention- no matter if hes playing a game or streaming
- Evan will mom the fuck out of Tyler when he's sick; the american likes to try to push himself to edit even when he's bedridden, and Ev both loves and hates the stubbornness
-Evan is a scaredy cat and will not watch a horror movie- and will always send Tyler out of bed in the middle of the night to check if there are any ghosts downstairs ("Evan baby I couldnt see a ghost even if it was there-" "YoURE MAKING ME SCARED")
-Tyler will always finisg off Evan's food whether or not the man is done eating
-Evan pretends to hate it
8. Gigglesworth
Ohm and Anthony go on a beach date- and Anthony's feeling a bit more confident since he lost all that excess baby fat, strutting around with pride as he carries the cooler filled with cream soda and snacks. Ohm's got the towels and is wearing a cute translucent beach robe and a sun hat and they settle in a nice spot near the waves. Ohm makes sure they're both covered in sunscreen before they go out- and build a sandcastle along the shore.
Anthony drags Ohm into the ocean kicking and screaming because Ohm is a baby and the water is too cold
#bbs ships#banana boat#rare pairs#tyvan#gigglesworth#ohmthony#pandawrecker#mooeye#kryorisser#what are these ship names#wildwrecker#moogla#krylirious#bbs rare pairs#hc#rare pair
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"I wanted to hate him" MEEEE EVERY SINGLE FREAKING DAY
LMAOOOOO FOR REAL
Anonymous said: omg i just passed the snl line on my way to the doctors office. holy shit it is literally so long people have like tarps on top of them and like 6 coats bc jts so fucking cold out right now. i cant even imagine
I truly cannot imagine lmao I love harry but no thank you
Anonymous said: I really do not understand what’s going on with watermelon sugar lmao he’s so weird!
KEEPING US ON OUR TOES!
Anonymous said: Yall remember when we used to wear pants so low that we almost showed our coochie? I hope this trend will never come back
WE?
Anonymous said: do u have a particular reason why you dont like taylor swift? no judge just asking! im not too familiar with her
I dont not like her per say I just dont care about what she does and stuff lmao she has some bops but thats all I got to say lmao
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hiii hope you are all amazing, I was tagged by the incredible, talented, brilliant, show stopping, one of a kind, Sarah @hitchfender to share my favorite line from each song on fine line :D
Golden: “and I know that you’re scared because I’m so open”
Watermelon Sugar:” strawberries on a summer evening, baby you’re the end of June”
Adore You: “Walk through fire for you, just let me adore you like it’s the only thing I’ll ever do”
Lights Up: “step into the light so bright sometimes, I’m not ever going back”
Cherry: “I can tell that you are at your best, I’m selfish so im hating it” and for the record I love the voicemail bit at the end I think it sounds really nice with the song and idk why people hate on it just bc they dont like Camille....anyway
Falling: “What if you’re someone I just want around? I’m falling again, I’m falling again, I’m fallin”...........ouch
To Be So Lonely: “Im just an arrogant son of a bitch who can’t admit when he’s sorry”.....also the match sound in the background....life changing
She: “She lives in daydreams with me and I don’t know why, I don’t know who she is”.......I know I keep picking choruses but every line of this song is so so good
Sunflower, Vol. 6: “Your flowers just died, plant new seeds in the melody” I like this line bc it’s kind of saying that even tho the relationship is dead and the image of the other person is broken, the emotions from that were planted and became this absolute slapper of a song
Canyon Moon: “Quick pause in conversation, she plays songs I’ve never heard, an old lovers hippie music, pretends not to know the words”
TPWK: “giving second chances, I don’t need all the answers, feeling good in my skin, I just keep on dancin” i rly love this line and this song is amazing if you hate tpwk youre not welcome to love on tour sorry I dont make the rules
Fine Line: god there are so many good lines in this one...i guess “put a price on emotion, I’m looking for something to buy” bc holy fuck...
thank you for coming to my fine line talk, i am too lazy to tag people and sarah already tagged the gc so...if you would like to do this I am now tagging you hehe
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1. are you religious?
nope! i was raised catholic tho and i still hold on to some of the weird catholic habits. i’d call myself aesthetically catholic
2. what animal do you think you’re most like?
hmmmmmmmm a cat?? or some weird bird maybe??????
3. how do you take your coffee?
too much sugar and some milk, i also like flavored coffees and cold brew!!
4. how old were you when you had your first kiss?
still haven’t had my first kiss yet actually!
5. museum date or aquarium date?
i work at a museum that has an aquarium, so neither! but aquarium definitely
6. do you have any tattoos or piercings? do you want more?
my ears are pierced and i have one tattoo! i want to get my nose pierced and i commissioned my friend to draw a new tattoo for me a while ago and i haven’t got it yet, i have a short list of some others i want too!!
7. favorite fruits?
raspberries! i’m actually not really a fruit person, i prefer vegetables
8. favorite vegetables?
zucchini!! squash, celery, asparagus, snap peas, it’s a very long list tbh!!
9. i’ll only date you if _____. (fill in the blank)
you’re taller than me lol idk actually??? the bar is so low
10. do you cry a lot?
yes, always, just assume i’m crying right now
11. who are your closest friends?
i don’t have a ton of friends, so i’m pretty close with all the ones i have, because there’s like 4 of them, but i think my closest friend might be my friend mckenzi, i’ve known her since the 4th grade and she’s the best
12. have you ever been a part of a protest or a march?
i haven’t! there aren’t a lot of protests or marches locally, so it’s not really easy for me to attend any, also my parents are p against the idea of protesting and i live with/am financially dependent on them rn sooooooo
13. do you play any video games?
YES!!!!! i am a HUGE dragon age fan, dragon age 2 is my favorite! rn i’m playing a lot of rdr2 and i love it so much!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
14. did you ever have an emo or scene phase?
i wanted to!!! really badly!!!! but my mom would never let me cut or dye my hair, and i didn’t get to wear any of the ~super cool scene/emo clothes~ and i’m a little thankful because no embarrassing scene phase pics but also :(
15. what color is most of your wardrobe?
it’s mostly dark colors, but i think other than black it’s a pretty even split between blue and green right now
16. what do you like to do for fun?
aaaaaaaaaa mostly video games, sometimes drawing, i like to go outside or go to the park on kinda cloudy days, when it’s cool and there are no bugs out!
17. what is your biggest fear?
geese probably, or dying alone, it’s a tossup really
18. name a subject you know a lot about.
i know a lot of useless video game lore stuff!! and some other weird random topics because i go on internet deep dives when i get really curious about stuff
19. favorite fictional characters?
AAAAAAAAAAAAA i have too many tbh, atm arthur morgan owns my ass
20. do you read a lot? what are your favorite books?
i don’t read as much as i used to, so i’m including comics/manga in this, i really like junji ito’s work. i have tomie, gyo, and uzumaki, i also really love les miserables! and i was really into warrior cats as a kid
21. how would you describe your style?
a mess, and not even a hot mess
22. did you have a favorite stuffed animal when you were little? do you still own it?
yes!! i have a stuffed animal of the three headed dog from harry potter (don’t know his name because idgaf about harry potter tbh) and i love him and i still sleep with him in my bed!
23. what’s something most people love that you hate?
ummmmmm idk brussels sprouts i guess????
24. do you think you’re a good singer?
no, horrible, as anyone who has ever ridden in a car with me
25. who do you live with?
my mom, my little brother, and our pets!!
26. favorite desserts?
CHEESECAKE
27. what is the best decision you’ve made in your life so far?
idk, yesterday i ate a bunch of honeysuckles i found in my yard and that was p good
28. favorite makeup brands?
not sure, i use drugstore makeup and i don’t really pay attention to the brand???? just like??? the cheapest matte full coverage makeup available at the store
29. favorite clothing stores/brands?
again not really, most of my favorite clothes come from goodwill, and when i buy clothes not from goodwill i’m looking mostly for stuff that’s comfortable and fits
30. what was your first job?
i still have my first job! i work at a children’s museum, i do kids parties, summer camps, and i tell people not to touch things!
31. do you take a lot of naps?
not really, but when i do sleep i can sleep for like 10+ hours sometimes
32. what is your favorite part about your body?
hmmmmmmmmmmmm??????? like maybe my nose??? or my shoulders?
33. are you more dominant or more submissive?
i stop typing when i see that the person i’m texting is typing, so i’m gonna day submissive
34. are you more outgoing or more shy?
it depends on like my mood and where i am, i can be very outgoing but i’m actually pretty shy in general
35. how tall are you?
5’5” ish
36. what is your body type?
lil chubby i guess
37. favorite flower?
hyacinth!
38. favorite planet?
venus!
39. what do you want to dress up as for halloween this year?
A WEREWOLF! or my finished taako cosplay!
40. do you prefer to date people the same age as you, younger, or older?
my age or older! anyone who is younger than me is a baby as far as i’m concerned!
41. describe the person you’re in love with/have a crush on in great detail.
i’d rather not
42. who is your biggest inspiration?
not really sure??
43. do you have any kinks?
nope
44. do you own any pets?
i have 2 dogs and 2 cats!
45. which celebrity do people say you look the most like?
none of them, this one time a guy who was cutting my hair said that short hair made me look like natalie portman but that is a lie
46. do you like sports?
sorta? i want to get into hockey and i used to play volleyball! when i was kid i liked to go to baseball games
47. have you ever seen a broadway musical?
no :(((((((( but i have seen some local plays!
48. what is your favorite kind of food?
vegetals
49. would you rather be a fairy or a mermaid?
fairy
50. what is your instagram?
a_k_a_loser
51. glossy lips or matte lips?
i don’t wear lipstick, but i like the look of matte lipstick!
52. do you like cherry, grape, blue raspberry, watermelon, or green apple jolly ranchers the best?
green apple!!!!!!!!!!
53. what are your best personality traits?
i can be very patient and i think i’m pretty loyal!
54. what is your ethnicity?
i am very white, but i’m also 1/4 puerto rican
55. what different hair colors have you had?
red, blonde, grey, pink, orange, silver, and right now it’s blue/green on one side!
56. favorite disney princess?
moana!
57. favorite album of 2017?
going grey!
58. have you ever had braces?
yes! and then i didn’t wear my retainer and now my teeth are fucked again!!
59. favorite holiday?
HALLOWEEEN!!!!!!!
60. post a selfie.
61. are you a good swimmer?
not at all!
62. do you wear jewelry?
sometimes, i don’t really wear earrings or necklaces very often because they make me feel too feminine, but i like rings and bracelets!
63. can you play any instruments?
no :((
64. do you have any siblings?
yes! i have two brothers! i’m the middle child
65. are your grandparents still alive? how old are they?
both of my grandfathers have passed away, but both of my grandmas are alive and in their 80s!
66. who knows the most about you?
uhhhh idk, probably my cousin @olds-paper
67. are you a more quiet person or do you talk a lot?
little of both?? it really depends on who i’m with!
68. what advice would you give to your 13 year old self?
DONT CUT YOUR HAIR TO LOOK LIKE ALICE FROM TWILIGHT, YOU WILL LOOK BAD
69. how many pillows do you sleep on?
5!
#ask loser#me#mine#my face#this took way too long#but also thank you???#like???????#i love talking about me??????
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RANT TIME (with lots of anger included)
I’m so fucking sick of seeing people’s pets. Seems like nobody knows what they’re fucking doing. It’s like y’all just go to the store and snatch up whatever looks pretty to you without researching it.
Some animals need a larger enclosure than the store suggest. Example: Hamsters. You can’t just fucking put them in those tiny stupid cages. Those are just sold for profit cuz they’re cheap and people are more likely to buy things that cost less. Therefore if they can sell more cages they’ll sell more hamsters. Companies don’t care about animal wellbeing. Hence why they live the way they do in stores. They belong in a 20 gallon tank minimum. And stop putting birds in those pretty little cages that look like they’re from a Disney movie. Stop putting fish in the tiny cartoon fish bowls. Those are all sold for profit.
Some of them can and can’t eat certain things. Yes I’m fucking talking to you dumb shits that like to ignore that you’re not supposed to feed your dog grapes/raisins. “WeLl I fEeD mInE gRaPeS aLl ThE tImE aNd NoThInG hAs HaPpEnEd” yeah okay, stupid. You keep saying that when your dogs kidneys fail.
They don’t need to be fucking obese. No. Your fat ass cat isn’t cute. Yes they can have a little chub but your cat that’s over there looking like it swallowed a watermelon IS. NOT. CUTE. It’s fucking neglect. Multiple areas of the body are affected by excess body fat, including the bones, joints, digestive organs, and the organs responsible for breathing capacity. You’re literally sentencing them to a shorter life
Some of them HAVE TO live in pairs of 2+. Yes. Your guinea pig, rat, ferret, sugar glider, chinchilla, whatever NEED A FUCKING PARTNER. Of course there is some exceptions like hostile or sick animals but for the most part, they need at least one partner. Unless you can sit and play with them ALL DAY then they need a partner. So no. You people that go to work and school can’t pull the “well I’ll just play with it a lot” card. And can’t say “well I don’t want more than one” then pick a different pet. Because guess what? Animals can develop depression just like other animals and it can harm their health a lot.
Some CANT live with other animals. STOP FUCKING PUTTING SNAKES IN TANKS TOGETHER!! Like god I would think that kind of animal is obvious not to house together. But apparently it’s not so obvious for Syrian hamsters. STOP PUTTING THOSE TOGETHER TOO! They can and most likely WILL kill each other! Actually in some cases they’ll fucking eat the other one.
Some require specific items! Yes your hamster needs a wheel. Yes your hedgehog needs a wheel. Yes your bird needs toys. Yes your snake needs hides. Yes your gecko needs branches. Stop saying “it’s not necessary” because it fucking is. It’s like putting you in an empty room and assuming you’ll be fine when they lock you in there.
Some are going to make sound no matter what!! Stop getting birds knowing damn well most of them are very vocal just to yell at them all the time. Yes you can train them to be less loud but that doesn’t mean that it’s guaranteed. And fuck you all together if you really hit/kick dogs for barking
Most of them have a specific way they have to live. No you can’t keep your cancer sensitive hedgehog in a part of the house with cigarette smokers. Yes your lizard/snake needs a heat lamp. No you can’t have fish in a room that gets super cold. And yes your hedgehog or hamster WILL go into hibernation if you repeatedly put them in too cold of a room. Meaning they’ll stop exercising and eating. Which if it’s not obvious, that’s dangerous!
YOU. WILL. HAVE. TO. CLEAN. UP. AFTER. THEM. No matter what animal you get, YOU WILL have to clean up after them at some point. Don’t get puppies thinking they aren’t gonna tear things up or use the bathroom places. Or cats thinking they won’t get hair on things. All caged animals need to have their cages cleaned regularly. Animal in terrariums DO need their bedding changed sometimes. Even fuckin fish need their tank cleaned periodically. And if you’re not cleaning enclosures you’ll be cleaning the animal itself. Some don’t need baths (with exceptions of getting actually dirty) like cats, chinchillas or rats. It’s unnecessary or in some cases very dangerous. But the majority do need baths and nail clipping and sometimes grooming.
There’s so much more I could go on about but like. FUCK! Just do some goddamn research! And I swear some of y’all don’t care at all and just think you’re above all animal life. Some people DO reasearch then like to say “well that’s not really necessary”, WHAT AN ANIMALS CARE REQUIRES IS NOT YOUR CHOICE TO MAKE! ITS NOT UP FOR DEBATE! And I really hate people that say “I couldn’t afford it” Okay then DONT. GET. ONE. If you can’t afford the animals needs then you can’t afford the animal. Period. Don’t get one. If you won’t be able to afford the right food, enclosure, toys or the vet then you can’t afford the animal. That’s it. Don’t get animals you can’t afford. Don’t get animals you can’t handle taking care of. That includes cleaning their enclosure or feeding them or washing them or clipping their nails and especially spending time with ones that require it. If you aren’t willing to put in the time, effort or money to have that animal then that fucking sucks cuz that means you shouldn’t have it.
And finally. If you actually physically abuse your animals at all, you deserve to fucking die.
Okay my rant is done. Thanks for attending ✌️
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Salty with a chance of sugar.
*chapter 47 from the book I can never complete.* Woke up and found myself hugging his arm like a koala. where did the pillow go. nevermind. instead of drawing myself back and totally waking him up, i preferred watching him. everything was so still at this moment. when awake i'm always too nervous to look closely at him at his face and observe.. even his little perfections seem big to me..his jawline. always a thing of fascination for me. and his lashes were so damn long. why would god give beautiful lashes to guys who are not even grateful for them. if god had given me a face like that i would have traveled the whole world just to flaunt my perfections to the petty earthling.. ehh that came out a bit dark although. thatswhy you're not gifted Naina eh. i dont really know how long it has been since i've been staring at me. i didnt mean to be this creepy but whatever. he was my boyfriend. and this thought made me so happy. every fucking time.. he will always be such a novelty for me.. suddenly he flinched his fingers and i within a millisecond i closed my eyes like abort mission abort mission naina!!!! boyfriend beauty appreciation time over !! abort right now !! i pretended to sleep as soon as i felt him moving.. he slowly freed my hand from his,a silent chuckle escaped from his mouth, which i could totally feel and then he stroked my hair away from the pillow. so i wouldnt get tangled in my own hair.. wow this much presence of mind at this time of morning? when i wake up in the morning, i mess up so hard that i can brush my teeth from the face wash and vice versa. but this guy.. something was really wrong with him. when i finally heard the soft closure of the bathroom door i decided to open my eyes and sit up. phew did he know i was faking the sleep?? i hope not.. i sat there texting on my phone so that i look busy. and the bathroom door opened and Kv entered the room, shirtless his gaze set on the ground, humming something so softly and fidgeting or folding his tee shirt with his hands. i looked up at this really funny but cute scene and suddenly watched him half jumped. "uh oh Naina" his face alarmed. "i've seen them atleast 11 times by now KV.. stop being so prude ugh" i DUH-ED him and went back to my phone. "themm??? and you scared me..i thought you were asleep." he tried changing the subject now. "emm i was talking to your abs KV .." "so 11 times?? you counted ?" "haha well i didnt count of course but i can tell all those 11 times i saw you without a shirt." "ohhhhh same as yeah i passed medical school but naah i'm not a doctor.." he smirked. "oh stop it you..you want to be sarcastic in the morning? so be it." i pouted and folded my hands. "oh i'm sorry.. so whats for breakfast?" he asked. "ehhmm why arent we hurrying up KV? arent we late? whats the plan for today?" "ehhh today we're not going anywhere special because tomorrow we're going for paragliding plus trekking so i dont want us to be tired. so today , just here and there..and also" he sat beside me, finally putting on his shirt i have no idea why so soon but eh whatever like i ca re. "and also what ???" i raised my eyebrows permitting him to complete no matter how stupid his idea would be. "what if we don't join them today? as in we can go with them but we have anyways plans tomorrow and the next day and the next day too so .. today's a free day.." "great idea.." i blushed lowering my head, rolling a small part of the quilt.. nervous what to say next. "so..what do you want to do today?" raising his eyebrows he held the other little end of the quilt. god why does he make everything so jittery for me. "i have no idea..you suggest something." and yes i was still nervous. "eh if you want we can bunk this plan.. just go with the rest if this is not okay for you" he stuttered.. wow was i making him uncomfortable. ugh naina.. if you weren't a human you'd be influenza virus.. stay with a person and make them awkward just like yourself. "no no i didnt mean that..i just don't know where to go.. i'm fine with that..and after all Divya is really really annoying so i wouldn't mind a day off from her endless bullshitt" i finally gave him a smile. "wow so, you hate her more than you love me? thats cool too.." how can i forget KV was originally a sarcastic bitch.. "you know thats not true.." i rolled across the bed. "which one isnt ." "both arent true." i made a face. idk when and how it happened but our fingers invented some sort of game of their own.. tangling, untangling and fidgets. who knows. it was so candid that nobody noticed. "that so broke my heart Naina.." "bitter truth is so much better than a sweet lie, KV" "that was pathetic Naina..i thought you were funny.." "i am funnyyyyyy!!! and its just 8 in the morning. what do you expect, i can't be Alan Davis at this hour." "whose alan davis naina?" "ugh. forget it KV. no one" "should i be worried ?" "yes you should..alan davis is a 55 year old comedian whose in love with me.." "ohh thats great..you know comedians are the people who more likely get mentally ill.." "what?? " "unusual personality structure, which also makes them funnier " "how the fuck are you supposed to know that KV" "idk i just know that" "so you're saying if any comedian falls in love with Naina, he isnt mentally okay?" "yes" "i hate you" still laughing i snapped my hand back from his hand "isnt this so funnny KV? we trying to be like other couples, trying to talk all cutesy but we fail so hard, we end up being weird again." " do we even try ?" he laughed too. "we're so salty. this is our thing maybe..we can never act sweet. like those couples we see all day. " i scorned. "huh wannabes" to which we laughed really hard. "also we aint exactly salty too. we're just weird." i concluded. "okay lets try once again." i sat close to him staring right at him trying to come up with something funny.. "okay" he said. looking at me with his serious face. "so--" before i could come up with anything funny that i was thinking since the last 4 seconds, he interrupted me. " i have a plan for today." he whispered as he came closer to me. That was pretty close if you ask me. i bet my face was looking like a watermelon right now. "we stay here for sometime. do nothing at all.. just stay here" he completed his sentence coming somewhat more closer. i know 'more closer' isnt a word but thats where he was. now before he could complete, i jumped. "yes! i love such kind of days. no plans no nothing. lazy sleepy days where you sleep all day.. hey hey hey lets close the curtains!! " i cheered up for no reason.. he laughed a bit loudly and softly touched his head with mine. a really cute gesture but i couldn't figure out why. all confused i sat there like a bear and he pushed me back in the bed, spooning me like a taco..
#how much do I miss him#endless#words can't tell#the perfect mismatch#wattpad#one of those sad days#short story#love story#heyshonaposts#kahaaniyaaan#spilled ink#words#thoughts#spilled words#spilled thoughts#her
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1-50 on the lesbian ask meme
1. Wake her up with kisses lesbian or play with her hair while you wait for her to wake up lesbian
fuck both sound rlly nice but. probs play with her hair tbh
2. X files lesbian or twin peaks lesbian
x files? idk what twin peaks is
3. Pit Bull lesbian or corgi lesbian
pit!!
4. Sweet tooth lesbian or saturates-everything-in-hot sauce lesbian
sweet tooth 4 sure. i hate spicy food
5. Sunflower lesbian or white lily lesbian
white lily
6. Rose gold lesbian or white gold lesbian
white gold!! i like silver over gold anyways,,
7. Dunkin’ donuts/Starbucks lesbian or strictly local cafe lesbian
starbucks,,
8. Sunrise lesbian or sunset lesbian
i love both, but sunset probs cause u can c the stars after!!
9. Emily Dickinson lesbian or maya Angelou lesbian
maya angelou!!
10. Dark sexy ball gown or cute bright ball gown lesbian
depends on my mood honestly?
11. Strawberry lesbian or watermelon lesbian
neither. fruits are disgusting
12. High waisted shorts lesbian or loose rolled up jeans lesbian
high waisted shorts ;p
13. 60s chic lesbian or 60s hippie lesbian
hippie!! i was rlly in2 tht style when i was younger
14. Band lesbian or orchestra lesbian
oh god i love em both,, i listen 2 orchestra more tho
15. Choir lesbian or garage band lesbian
garage band? neither r rlly my style honestly
16. Twirl her around lesbian or get twirled lesbian
twirl her!!
17. Sit com lesbian or artsy independent dramatic romance film from France lesbian
sit com def. i hate those movies
18. Bicycle lesbian or bus lesbian
i hate exercise but biking sounds fun so
19. Jelly fish lesbian or dolphin lesbian
dont make me choose!! i love all the ocean critters!!
20. Biology lesbian or physics lesbian
bio. i hate math
21. Studio Ghibli lesbian or Cartoon Network lesbian
studio ghibili!! i fuckin. love those movies
22. Take the spider outside lesbian or scream at her to take the spider outside lesbian
scream. i hate spiders so so so so much
23. Serena Williams lesbian or Ronda Rousey lesbian
serena! i grew up watching her :0
24. Prismacolor lesbian or faber castell lesbian
faber castell. ive never used prismacolor!
25. “Campers are for the weak” lesbian or “I will die before sleeping on the ground” lesbian
i. hate camping
26. Calling every female character they see their girlfriend lesbian or “Dana Scully isn’t your girlfriend, I am” lesbian
the 1st one lmao
27. Roller skate lesbian or ice skate lesbian
ice skate!! theyre both fun tho
28. “Christmas carols are dumb and over played” lesbian or belting out all I want for Christmas is you at the top of their lungs lesbian
i am so tired of christmas
29. Buy her something lesbian or make her something lesbian
i like doin both!! i do either when i have the chance :)
30. Cherry mojitos lesbian or cherry flavored vodka lesbian
i cant drink yet,,
31. Write her poems lesbian or bake her cookies lesbian
write her poems,, i cant bake to save my life
32. Tummy kisses lesbian or thigh kisses lesbian
ahh both r so soft nd sweet ( i think idk ive never experienced either ),, i guess it depend on the situation? tummy kisses r cute and playful but thigh kisses can b suggestive,,,
33. I’ll fight anyone that makes my girl cry lesbian or I’ll psychologically destroy anyone that makes my girl cry lesbian
1v1 me m8
34. Fall asleep in her arms lesbian or rub her back until she falls asleep in your arms lesbian
ahh the 2nd one,,, im down for either tho
35. Floral pattern lesbian or tie dye lesbian
florals!! i love pastel floral print especially!
36. Snake lesbian or frog lesbian
theyre all great!!! snakes r cute danger noodles nd frogs are fat croak boys
37. Send her memes lesbian or “if you call me the rarest Pepe one more time I swear to god”
send her memes. not even gonna sugar coat this one
38. Star Wars lesbian or lord of the rings lesbian
star wars def. lotr was rlly boring 2 me
39. Spice girls lesbian or 5th harmony lesbian
neither. neither is good
40. Pink hair lesbian or blue hair lesbian
i want 2 do both aaaaaaaaa
41. Maple syrup lesbian or berry syrup lesbian
maple syrup wtf is berry syrup
42. Vinyl lesbian or cassette lesbian
cassette!
43. Paris lesbian or Amsterdam lesbian
i think amsterdam. weed is rllly legal there right
44. Jazz lesbian or swing lesbian
swing is rlllly fun
45. Pin stripes lesbian or plaid lesbian
pinstripes ;0
46. Mini golf date lesbian or bowling date lesbian
mini golf. i can not bowl to save my life
47. D E S T R O Y her at Mario kart lesbian or let her win lesbian
D E S T R O Y H E R
48. Pullover hoodie lesbian or zip up hoodie lesbian
zip ups!
49. Band tshirt lesbian or fandom tshirt lesbian
avkfdhblv fandom i guess
50. Love her with your entire heart lesbian or lover her with your entire soul lesbian
how abt just. my entire existance
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