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olillskio · 2 months
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Sometimes I imagine Dream's creations doing weird shit just to mess with dreamers for fun- So here u go, the Corinthian playing saxophone
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daughterofcainnnn · 4 months
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deadpoetsargas · 4 months
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James 'not-at-all-subtle' Potter & Regulus 'smart-and-observant' Black (Potter)
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greektragedybitch · 6 months
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I have never seen anyone with more audacity, ungratefulness and hypocrisy than brown dads who call their daughters "kaamchor"
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load--of--bollocks · 2 months
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"I must go through a complete withdrawal. Remove her from my system. It was the same with opium."
-Thomas, season 4 ep 2: Speak as ye choose
'It was the same with opium'
Opium is a highly addictive non-synthetic narcotic that is extracted from the poppy plant, Papaver somniferum. The opium poppy is the key source for many narcotics, including morphine, codeine, and heroin.
Was Thomas a drug addict? Maybe so, but there's more:
Early in the 18th century* the Portuguese found that they could import opium from India and sell it in China at a considerable profit. By 1773 the British had discovered the trade, and that year they became the leading suppliers of the Chinese market.
And:
Thomas Thorne, born: 1796
Died: 10 October 1824 (aged 28)
Well?? Was our favourite recency poet an opium addict??
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internaleggplant · 1 month
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Pixel art of Adam, its kinda bad, but it looked good enough to post
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dontwakeup-ishu · 2 months
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Can u fight ?!
YES BC !!
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tragicallystraight · 3 months
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I was watching west side story and somehow my brain went:
You can have your men toxic, I want mine detoxified.
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puraiuddo · 1 year
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saw the absolutely most unhinged tumblr ad and if i had to see it so do you
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julieverne · 10 months
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I wrote a thing these last two days because it was literally bursting my brain not to.
I don't think it's meant to be enjoyed. I think it's meant to be avoided. But like, roll a dice and if the tags don't scare you off, good luck
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Idk how to caption this I just think it's funny
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daughterofcainnnn · 4 months
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queer-n-here · 1 month
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Y'all I don't even know what this is but just...
I should be writing for the requests people have sent, and yet here I am getting carried away by this one idea in my head.
I couldn't think of names for the character soon enough, so I just decided to call them A, B, C and D, lmfao.
Tell me what y'all think about this.
Contents: After sex early morning ventures of A and his boyfriend B before bad news arrives.
Warnings: Mention of sex, top A, I think they're gangsters but I'm not really sure
A opened his eyes sleepily. When he turned around to look at the mass on his chest, he couldn't help but smile.
B was lying there, his hands on A's shoulders, his face half hidden against his chest. B’s hair was a mess, and his pale body was marked all over, his thighs, his neck, even the part of his chest that was still visible.
A lay there, taking in the sight before him, admiring his boyfriend. He wanted to carve this image into his head forever.
All too soon, B stirred. He rubbed his eyes with his knuckles like a child before looking up at A. When his eyes landed on him, B smiled.
"Hey," B said, his voice slightly hoarse from the abuse it had suffered the previous night.
"Hey," A replied.
He dropped his head back onto A’s chest. "My back hurts," He whispered.
A frowned. "Was I too rough? Should I be gentler next time?"
B's ears turned pink, and he shook his head, mumbling incoherently against the other’s skin.
"What?" A said.
"I… l-liked it." B said.
A smirked, and gently lifted his chin up, making him look at A. "You like it rough?"
B reddened, biting his lip, then nodded.
A kissed him softly on the forehead. "It was your first time doing something like this, right?"
B nodded again. "You could tell?"
A lay back, his arms sliding around B. "Yeah," He said, staring at the ceiling. "You were really tight."
From the corner of his eye, he saw B blush starker and hide his face in A’s chest again. "You've no shame."
A laughed, his hand stroking the back of B’s head.
There was a comfortable silence.
Then, "Let's take a shower together."
B looked up. "With what you've made of my legs, I don't think I'll be able to stand in the bathroom by myself either way."
A raised an eyebrow. "I thought you weren't gonna complain 'cause you liked it?"
"I did, but I never said I wouldn't complain." B said, making A smile kiss him on the forehead again.
It was a while before they got out of bed, and A carried B to the bathroom so that they could shower together. Surprisingly, there was nothing sexual about that. Albeit, there was a different type of intimacy blossoming between them as A slowly and gently rubbed B's back with soap, before sliding his arms around him, and planting a gentle kiss on the side of his neck.
They were lazy and clingy, as a result of which they decided to go back to bed after breakfast, which in itself was eaten with B sitting on A's lap.
They were sitting on A's bed, with B between his legs, when the call came.
A had finally stopped tickling B, and reached out to pick up the phone, as B fell breathlessly against him.
"Hello?" He said into the call.
"A!" A frightened voice answered, uneven and breathless. "It's me, D! There was an attack on the warehouse in Michigan, so C headed over to check. It was a fucking trap!"
A sat up, making B frown as he was forced to sit up, too. "Who was it?"
"The Eagle and his men." Came D's hurried voice. "I'm on my way to the airport, our jet's leaving in an hour."
A was already out of bed, striding over to his closet. "I'll meet you there in half an hour."
A hung up, throwing the phone to the bed, as B followed him into the closet, watching as he pulled out a bag from beneath all the clothes.
"Baby, I have to head out." A told B, stuffing in a set of formal clothes, and another casual one, then turning to the weapons shelf.
"You look worried; what happened?" B asked.
His question had made A aware that his heart was beating loudly against his ribs, and that his brow was furrowed with tension.
"Someone's holding C hostage." He told him, stuffing the bag full.
B gasped, his hands rising to cover his mouth. "He'll be okay, right?"
For the first time since D's call, A stilled, turning to look at B. "He's strong. They won't be able to get rid of him that easily"
B nodded, and A knew he was trying to be strong for him, too.
Once the bag was filled with necessities, A swung it over his shoulder and, grabbing a jacket from a hanger, walked out of the closet, with B at his heels.
"I'll be back as soon as I can," A told B, dashing out of the room, down the staircase and into the main hall.
"A, wait!" B called and, now at the front door, A turned.
He came hurrying down the staircase, almost tripping over the last stair, with A’s phone in his hand. "You left this on the bed."
A took it from him, and grabbed his waist to pull him closer for a kiss. B tasted of the sandwiches they'd had for breakfast, and when they pulled away, he placed his hands on A's shoulders.
"Be careful, okay?" He said, looking from one of his eyes to the other, worried.
A pressed his forehead against B’s. "I'll try, baby" He whispered, his heart aching with worry for C and so, so much love for B.
And then the moment was broken, A had pulled away from B and pushed open the front door, running down the porch steps to her car.
They did not know it then, but this would be the last time they met for the next six months.
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idontevenknowfrfr · 3 months
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load--of--bollocks · 6 months
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Modern!BBC Ghosts! AU
Robin-Guitarist. Bisexual. You have to earn his trust, and he is often overly cautious about new people. Friendly, but at the same time kinda shy. Like cacti, and chicken salad. Hates thunderstorms, they cause panic attacks.
Captain- He's a History professor at a college actually. Very passionate about his subject and can go on for hours. Gay, childhood PTSD, loves dogs and talking about War, hates loud noises like fireworks, balloons popping, etc.
Fanny- A manners etiquette teacher for children. Not married, and doesn't plan to be. Was engaged at some point, but caught her fiance cheating the night before the wedding, drunk at a party. She likes good manners and scones (with raspberry jam & tea, of course. She's not an animal.) Hates, bad manners, and spicy foods.
Humphrey- He's a lawyer. Engaged, with his husband-to-be, and has two pet cats, Lady and Knight. He doesn't drink coffee but is very much a tea person, thank you. He likes animals and painting, but it is more of a hobby, and hates untidiness, car alarms, and Mondays.
Part 2??
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internaleggplant · 1 month
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