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esha-isboogara · 2 years

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jojo’s bizarre porn tropes

publishing even MORE headcanons before i finish the first set ? an absolute iconic move from me tbh. i went crazy with my tags bro😩but anyways enjoy this …i will do more characters if i can come up with more tropes

here’s part two

jonathan - he’s very vanilla so your videos fall under the passionate category. jonathan takes the act of making love very seriously so expect to cum at least twice in one session. he won’t over stimulate though , he gives you a pleasant high. y’all don’t post a lot but when you do it’s usually a movie that will have the viewers drooling.

joseph- amateur porn. he isn’t too fond on setting up a camera and having a script or whatever. he’d much rather record you giving him head or maybe a lil pov of back shots. joseph makes sure you’re featured on his only fans regularly. videos are usually no longer than 5 minutes.

jotaro- big dick small girl trope. my god this man is hung. people watching your videos are always slightly worried for your safety. how does it fit? women all around the world want to be you. some of the more aggressive sessions almost always lead to concerned comments. jotaro does have a bit of a reputation so he refuses to show his face along with yours.

kakyoin- not a trope but most of your posts are cosplay related. dressing up as your favorite anime characters and fucking for money is a dream come true. a lot of work goes into your videos mainly because of the well put together costumes and make up looks. the entire look gets ruined in the end but presentation is a big deal. the two of you have a cute set up. it’s high effort but the rewards are so worth it.

josuke- innocent boy and experienced woman. he still won’t say it out loud but he is a total bottom so having you top him/take control is perfect. josuke will use titles like “step mom gives new son blowjob during dinner” to catch a persons attention. or so he says. you’d swear he has a bit of a thing for it. your videos are usually a bit longer and medium effort.

giorno- very beautifully done/well put together porn. people who watch the two of you enjoy modern art and pretty landscapes. it’s essentially art house porn. your content is extremely well put together and is pleasing to eye as well as to the dick/pussy. giorno doesn’t much care if his face is recognized-hes a crime lord there’s not much anyone can do at this point.

leone- rough sex! the people who watch your videos are sickos and the others are worried for your safety. lots of tying up, whipping, slapping and abuse of your little hole. don’t worry it’s all consensual and monitored.

bruno- pov style porn. honestly an iconic move from him. he loves to go back and watch your tapes so why not upload them. similar to joseph they’re never longer than five minutes but there’s a good amount of them. occasionally you two will put together tutorials for those less experienced in sex.

jolyne- lesbian! jojo knows how much men love that wlw content so the two of you exploit that fetish to the max. it started off as just a few short clips but as time went on you and jolyne got a whole set up. most of your vids are pretty basic but men especially eat them up so 🤪

hermes- massage porn. she’s always been good with her hands so why not use her abilities for something fun? you guys don’t upload often. not because you don’t want to just because you always forget or get too caught up in what you’re doing.

foo fighters- the two of you were on the weirder side of porn hub. strange toys, story lines and odd outfits. from alien sex to retro porn you’ve done it all. honestly it doesn’t really matter if others find it sexy the two of you enjoy it. it doesn’t take much to convince them to post your videos- it takes longer to explain how the camera works than anything.

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luffyvace · 4 months

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Luffy x reader x Zoro

yup ur relationship is basically this gif right here 😋

anyway uh y’all really like the sanji x reader x zoro so now i’m doing a version with luffy

the zoro simps are all over my acc?? 😭😭 anything zoro y’all on it. i don’t blame y’all tho ☝️i actually very appreciate all of you :)

contains (big) spoilers at the end for wano, (manga readers are fine)

your relationship is pure chaos

if you don’t mind the chaos all is well

you can try to take luffy out on a date but it won’t end well

either all YOUR money is blown off on food

yes YOURS because luffy ran out of the diner

or you guys end up fighting some other pirates or marines

you can’t keep him still for a minute

zoro gets the concept more but..

NO HE DONT

anyway

will hardly try to be romantic unless you display that it upsets you

”you said you wanted to eat out, so we’re eating”

assumes you were just hungry so he doesn’t treat it much like a date

dont let him lead the dates

YOU plan it out

he’s for sure getting you lost if you don’t

you’ll probably end up fighting some guys too

if you go on a date with them together

expect nothing less then them either arguing, getting into a fight with someone, not paying and definitely not acting like this is a date

outside of chaotic dates tho

you get chaotic energy and adventures from luffy

luffy sees something cool

drags you along with him

zoro follows saying you two’ll get lost

and you all end up into trouble <3

nami scolds you three

she tells you, you were supposed watch over these meatheads

not JOIN THEM

💥💥💥 😓😓😅 😡

you know the context.

you’ll get all the physical affection in the world from luffy

even if you don’t want it- mwah! shishishishi!

with zoro it’s pretty much the opposite 😎

LOL

yeah if your affectionate person you have luffy

if not use zoro as a kiss shield

Luffy forces you to play with him because your like, his favorite person

Zoro forces you to train with him because your like, his favorite person

unless your highly expressive about your opinion like nami, robin or sanji

you WILL do such tasks with them 🤪

Luffy asks “are ya hungry” in front of sanji to get food out of him

especially if your a female

if not your probably not as annoying with food as Luffy is so sanji won’t mind fixing you a quick snack if it’s not close to dinner

Zoro tells you about Kuina

Luffy tells you about Shanks, Ace n Sabo

you probably tell them your past as well

Luffy praises and celebrates with you anytime your bounty goes up

Luffy probably doesn’t ask if you want a bath he just hops in when you do

makes a game and mess out of it

calls it a bath party

you have to force zoro to take a shower

even more so after he trains

which is like all the time

its not that he doesn’t want to he just doesn’t think he needs to

‘im not musty enough’

‘i dont smell bad yet’

DO YOU HAVE TO BE IN ORDER TO CLEAN YOUR BEHIND???

if you don’t nip it in the bud quick fast it becomes a problem

they both protect you with your life

at this point you could punch a god and get away with it ain’t nobody gonna lay a hand on you

you got the protection of the straw hat pirate’s captain and first mate on you

if you don’t feel safe i don’t know what’ll make you

(Wano arc) Spoilers‼️:

don’t look unless your caught up with the anime

god forbid somebody hurt you

and i’m talking SUN god. Nika ☀︎

spoiler over :)

A/N:

hopefully you enjoyed!! some more topics from my list will be coming out

as well as some i randomly thought of. LOL

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blue-jisungs · 1 year

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heeseung with a gamer!partner

a/n. i was like “hey there’s so much gamer heeseung bf but where’s my gamer y/n at!!” because someone (me) got to play some games after a looong while so here you go 🏋️‍♂️🏋️‍♂️

i got a lil carried away 🤪🤪 someone get me a bf like this.

before you started gaming you told heeseung you enjoyed a little gaming

duh, you two sometimes pulled all nighters to play together but those were usually games like mario kart, minecraft or fifa

(bc riki bullied you to start playing it too so he could have another game buddy)

heeseung found it quite cute that you liked to watch him play games on his own computer

like you’d sit on his lap or next to him, sometimes silently or sometimes chatting with him while he played valorant or cs:go

but oh was he surprised when he found out you play those games too

and when HE SAW YOUR SET UP

he was really speechless

“y/n why didn’t you tell me sooner?! >:(”

“i didn’t want to intimidate you🙄🙄”

yes you did stalk him on steam but we’re keeping this as a secret

and honestly he’s so whipped :”)

bc 1) he finds it HOT 2) he can enjoy his little hobby with you now <3

and how the turn tables. he LOVES watching you play games.

will sit beside you with doe eyes and smile wildly when you get stuck in a weird place or just do good in a game

if you’re playing a game he doesn’t know much about, he’ll love to listen to you explaining how it works and all

also finds it very hot when you curse underneath your breath when something doesn’t go your way 🤭

anyways,

will bring you snacks and water when you play… and place forehead kisses before leaving the room or settling next to you

loves spoiling you

like… “aw hee, [game name] is on a sale! i’ll have to buy it–” “who says you don’t have it bought already?” “what?” “what?”

if spending money on the gems, skins, weapons, you name it makes you happy… he’s willing to make that sacrifice 🫡

no but he does it purely because he wants you to be happy :D

and don’t get me started on actually playing games with him 💔

the comforting ones are just *screams into pillow*

you have a cute house in minecraft; he sends you adorable messages in animal crossing <3

and it’s so fun to play those lego games with him, you always end up with tummy ache because of how hard you laughed (because he’s just a little too good at imitating those falling apart lego people 😟)

when it comes to multiplayer games, people either hate you both or love you

because sometimes when you’re in a vc and say that you’re a couple people go awww and it’s wholesome

and sometimes there are meanies that laugh at you and it takes a whole new level of effort for heeseung not to burst out with anger >:(

usually it’s the cute people tho :3

expect him to match with you all the time – like eg bios, pfps, whatever!!

or games references 🥹

“what what do you mean “the creeper to my steve”?” “because you blow me away–” *smack*

but! that doesn’t mean he goes easy on you (mostly)

you often play 1v1 just to pick the one who’s washing the dishes or taking out trash….

and for funsies, ofc!!

and when you happen to play with his friends and be in the opposite team… oh boy

honestly they are all sick of you because in stead of focusing on winning, you focus on teasing each other 🤕

“oh lover boy~ i see you!” *heeseung’s squeals of pure fear*

THAT REMINDS ME

horror games.

even if you’re not a fan, you play with him because “it’s okay babe, i’ll be the muscles and you’ll be the brains 😍”

ehe.

you two end up flinching and screaming at the jumpscares or just screaming at each other when something suspicious happens

he is very skilled with killing zombies though so you’re fine

“oh man… lady dimitrescu hello there–” “heeseung.” “sorry.”

overall he’s very happy he can bond with you over gaming

(the boys are not that happy though because of all the noise you produce but it’s okay because he has the hyung privilege 🙄)

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nattinatalia · 1 year

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Urban Wyatt x Reader Instagram AU

Read this first ❤️

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yourusername Let’s go for a ride❤️ enjoying London. Happy New Year 🎆🎊

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yourbestiename I’ll take you anywhere.

jackharlow What are you doing getting in strangers motorcycles???

yourusername Having fun 🤩

claybornharlow 🏷️ credits to me

jackharlow I’m sorry what?? Why’d you let her do this?

claybornharlow Let her? You know damn well our sister does as she wants.

yourusername See he gets it 🤝🏻

jackharlow Oh I see, the favoritism is showing.

yourusername 😭😭😭 So dramatic for what?

urbanwyatt Omw to buy a motorcycle

yourusername 😩😩😩 lmaoooo

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urbanwyatt NYE type of shit

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user ohh love this pink on you 🤤

user What else is pink?

urbanwyatt Ask my girl 🤪

yourusername That’s for me to know 😜😙 but I’ll give you a hint, it’s big.

jackharlow I hate you right now 🙄 y/n can you stop?

yourusername NO

claybornharlow You’re annoying as it is, I don’t need to be seeing you being nasty with Urb 🤦🏼‍♂️

urbanwyatt 😬

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yourusername No pen or paper, but I still draw attention 🤪😈

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yourbestiename Yes ma’am 🤤

neelamthadhani My girl 🥵🤞🏼

user Idk if I want to squeeze them or motorboat them.

urbanwyatt You ain’t doing shit to them.

user them girls are sitting nicely 🤤

yourusername I’ll send over my doctors info 🤪

princejdc 🥵 🥵 🥵

user why didn’t you or clay attend Jacks NYE party?

yourusername He didn’t invite me…..

jackharlow Not this again…..

claybornharlow 😭😭😭

yourusername But am I lying???

jackharlow It wasn’t even like that and your annoying ass knows this.

yourusername I don’t even care, seems like it was boring anyway 💅🏼

urbanwyatt 💀

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urbanwyatt My muse 🤪

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yourusername 😘

neelamthadhani Baddie 🔥 🔥

mamamaggie Urban, I love these pictures of my baby. She looks so good 🔥 🔥

yourusername Ilyy mama 🫶🏻 always hyping me up.

cozane 🫣 Respectfully

selenosunni 👀

urbanwyatt Can I help you losers????

yourusername Baby, be nice to our friends 🤪

druski2funnny Can she be my muse too?

yourusername 😱

druski2funnny Come on mama

jackharlow YOOO MAN WTF???? CHILL

user LMAO how does Jack and Clay live their lives when Y/N gets hit on left and right

claybornharlow 🙄 It’s annoying because she eggs in on the flirting & she knows we don’t like that.

jackharlow She be playing too much

yourusername I only play with ONE man and that’s MY MAN 🤪🤪🤪

jackharlow Here she goes

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yourusername Appreciation post for these annoying asses, my big brothers. Ily both and thank you for always having my back. Jackman- thanks for always pushing me to be better and follow my dreams, even when you’re being a pain about my dating life. Clayborn- Thank you for always rushing to me whenever I need you, even if it’s at 2am and thank you for being my one call whenever I need bail money.

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claybornharlow You weren’t supposed to put in the last part 😭😭😭😭

yourusername Sorry 🙈

jackharlow Bail money? Excuse me what? I need to put a tracker on your ass, what do you do when I’m not around?

yourusername 🤫 🤫

mamamaggie Child of mine, if you think I don’t know what you get into then I don’t know what to tell you.

yourusername Of course I know, you be knowing everything.

user HOW AM I BARELY FINDING OUT YOU’RE RELATED??????

yourusername 💀💀💀💀

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yourusername Spend the day house hunting, then rode him like a rodeo, and I put his ass to sleep 🤪🤪🤪

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mamamaggie Y/N M/N HARLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

jackharlow Get her now!!!!!!

claybornharlow 🙄🫣

yourusername Sorry 😬

yourbestiename Bitch lmaooo 😭😭😭😭

cozane Wildin

druski2funnny Ok I see why Jack be texting me saying y’all are annoying. Stop with the nastiness, keep that shit at home.

urbanwyatt Why do you think we’re house hunting? I need that with me day in and out.!

jackharlow I miss when you two used to hate each other

claybornharlow But did they really hate each other or was it all a front??? Because they kept their relationship private for a year and we barely found out too 🤔

jackharlow You make valid points….. interesting.

selenosunni Wait so when Y/N slashed his tires, was it because she hated him or she was jealous ???

urbanwyatt 🤷🏼‍♂️

yourusername We’ll never tell!!!!!

mamamaggie I know 😊 let’s just say, I’m happy that they’re both happy and in love.

jackharlow Mom you can’t say that, he’ll never leave her now.

yourusername 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

user Now have babies

yourusername WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!!!!!

urbanwyatt Next in line, after we buy our house.

yourusername You are out of your damn mind babe.

claybornharlow NO

jackharlow TOO SOON 🙄

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hiroshikoi · 2 years

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Messages For You Before You Go to Sleep

Pick a Pile: Intuitive Reading

Pile One-Pile Two-Pile Three

Hi! I haven’t posted a pick-a-pile in a while, so for a little warm-up (lmao) here’s a short reading for y’all!

Thank you for 500 followers!! 🥰❤️

How to Pick a Pile: Take the time to look at each character above. Which one sparks a memory? What emotions do you feel? Do you feel anything at all? If all piles spark a memory, choose which one is the strongest. If none, try to go with the one that draws you in the most otherwise, these messages are not meant for you (at this time).

Pile One

Guard your heart, but try to not get too cold. Be discerning. There may be people trying to get a rise out of you.

Remember that you’re in control of how you receive anything from anyone, even though the message may naturally make you react in a certain way… be at peace with again, knowing that you’re in control of how you choose to respond, you’re in control of yourself. Therefore, they truly won’t be able to get to you, if you choose to not let them. 💪🏻

Other random messages: You may receive a sum of money in a few hours. Most likely because its payday…?

Pile Two

Smile once in a while. There are things to be happy about or at least to feel/react positively to. Let yourself laugh… “even though you don’t think its that funny” 🤣🤣🤡 (There may be someone trying to pursue you romantically/has a crush on you/is romantically interested in you right now) The universe ‘gives’ these to you to cheer you up. It may not be completely what you want, but it *is* something. And you should start appreciating that.

Things will eventually change for the better. You may have to try to be more present in the moment. See the silver lining in things, and be thankful for what you have now.

Time flies quite fast.. Next moment you know, everyone is at a different stage in their life (I’m particularly getting when it comes to age… 😥) If applicable, be kinder to your mother, to your parents, to your family. You won’t regret it ❤️

Pile Three

You’re allowed to splurge 🤪🥴. Get that diamond necklace, concert ticket, cute dress that you think you may not look the best in because of your body but you really want it anyway because its super cute—

You’re allowed to have fun with life! Experiment. Its time to live!! Y’know the pandemic may have put a pause into things, and you may be more conservative before that world event happened. But I’m particularly getting that you may have to take that as a sign to be a little more ~risky~ with your choices. Even just with your haircut or hair color! Take all these things available in the world as little nuggets of stuff you should try. I know not everyone has the money to, but try box dye, or someone may give you clothing that they want to give away! Try different ways of tucking your clothes, or change the top you’d usually wear with certain bottoms of yours.

#divination #intuitive reading #pick a card reading #pick a pile reading #free intuitive readings #pac reading #pick a card #pick a pile #tarot reading #pick a picture #intuitive readings #channeled messages

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bubbles-for-all-of-us · 1 year

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BUBBLES!!! Hiiii 🥰 how are you doing on this fine Wednesday? I personally should be working and studying and all but I’ve decided to take a moment and write that headcanon I told you about instead because procrastination is my middle name 🤪🤪

It probably won’t be long but i NEED to share so yeah, here you go!! Mr. Joel babygirl Miller and the chain ✨✨

Pre-outbreak!Joel

It’s important to start by saying that Joel is 100% a giver, he doesn’t hesitate buying his daughter/you whatever you need, want, settle your eyes on. He truly lives for the people he loves and he would absolutely stay with nothing if it means having you and Sarah happy and content. That being said, you try to push him, get him to buy that new pair of boots he’s been eyeing for a while, buy some new shirts because yeah the ones he owns are okay but they’re slightly getting washed out. And it’s not because he’s a cheap man, quite the opposite! Sarah wants a new pair of shoes and he doesn’t hesitate buying it even if it’s a little expensive and she tells him it’s not necessary.

I think it comes from him being a single father relying on one income that, granted, is pretty good but he isn’t rolling around in money, you know? So most of his money would go to house related things, Sarah (especially when she was a baby because yeah, babies are expensive), school, sometimes trying to do fun stuff with his daughter like going a few days away on holidays, sending her to summer camp when he has to work, etc…

But now, you have two incomes, sarah isn’t a baby anymore, Joel’s company is going veryyyyy well so it’s not the same anymore.

Anyways!! His birthday is coming up and you decide to completely ignore his “i don’t want anything, i have my girls….and tommy” little speech like usual. But on top of that, you saw a golden chain at the jewelry shop the other day and you think it’d be a nice gift. So you buy the chain and have the pendant engraved with your initials (so J, S and whatever your initial is)

He probably doesn’t know what to say when you give it to him, he isn’t really used to being the one at the end of the “receiving” line and I mean, we all saw how he reacted when Sarah got his watch fixed. It would be quite similar, he’d be too touched and emotional to make a big speech (and Joel isn’t really one for big speeches anyway) but he’d clearly appreciate the gesture. He’d probably just hug you really tight, kiss your forehead and say thank you. His reaction would seem simple and anyone who doesn’t know him might think it’s because he doesn’t like the gift but you know it’s the complete opposite.

Since that day, he wears that chain everywhere. He never takes it off unless he’s showering. He keeps it well hidden under his shirt when he’s working but when he isn’t and the weather is nice enough, he’ll be ndaring enough to put a nice button up shirt and leave it open a little so the chain can be seen by everyone. Because yes, he wears it proudly, he wants to show the whole world that he’s yours as much as he enjoys showing you off. And I feel like it’d become a habit of his to just play with it whenever he starts missing you or when he’s nervous or lost in his thoughts.

Post-outbreak!Joel

Not much changes except the fact that finding a chain would be even more special. You’d find it in an old mall not too far from Jackson and you can’t resist, you bring it back. You go to the person who can engrave (I’m sorry i cannot remember the name lol) the necklace and have not only yours (so you and Joel) initials engraved but you also ask to add a little E and a S.

I feel like the more your relationship goes with Joel, the more he feels the need to talk about Sarah. I’m not saying he’ll be talking about her all day long but he’s bottled up everything for over 20 years and now he feels safe and happier which makes him more open to sharing. We saw it in that last scene with Ellie when they’re walking, it would be a bit like that as well. Sometimes, something would remind him of Sarah and he’ll tell you about it. Of course, you welcome it, you appreciate hearing about her and learn to love her through the stories he tells you. So yeah, all that to say that Sarah is part of the family even if she’s not physically present anymore so it’s natural for you to add her initial on the necklace next to yours and Ellie.

His reaction is pretty much the same as pre-outbreak!Joel. He’s definitely very emotional, he has no idea what to say because he’s so touched that you love him so much you’d do all that for him. I feel like although he knows you love him (yes, sometimes he doubts himself and his ability to make you happy but never he never doubts you) sometimes, you do or say something that shows just how much you actually care and it hits him “wow, she really loves me” kinda. I don’t know how to explain it but all these gestures make him really emotional and he feels so incredibly lucky to have you he can’t even speak anymore. And also the fact you thought of Sarah as well???? Life made it impossible for the most important girls in his life to all be with him at the same time but this just reminds him that yes, Sarah is gone but she keeps living through all those memories and the love he has for her and now, also the love you have for her in a way. I think it would help him a lot to finally process his grief and heal somehow that you accept that “old Joel” part of him, that life before the outbreak you didn’t know and that isn’t here anymore but still exists through him.

Okay i wrote something about his reaction but it disappeared so I’m writing it again here and sorry if it appears twice. As I said, his reaction would be pretty much the same, he’d be too choked up to speak so he’d bring you close in a hug and thank you. Then he’d be wearing that chain everywhere. Probably not with an open shirt because he’s definitely more self conscious than he used to be before the outbreak but he’d wear it on top of that undershirt thing he wears under his flannel (me making sense?). Again, he’s wearing it proudly and smiles every time he notices the chain in a mirror or someone makes a comment about it

So yeah, to sum up, gift something to Joel and he’ll cherish it forever and ever and also pedrito with an open shirt and a chain almost killed me but other than that I’m doing okay 👍🏼

Okay that’s all for today little bubble, i love you very very much and I’ll talk to you later <3

-🪷

Catch me in my pre-outbreak!Joel's mood today...

You would be planning Joel's birthday without him knowing obviously. It's just you and Sarah, Tommy is there for the logistics of going to buy stuff or hanging stuff up. And since the weather is getting warmer you decide on a family barbecue. No one else is invited just family because Joel Miller doesn't do big gatherings and Lord forbid all the attention being on him.

So it's a happy Friday. Sarah skips school. Joel has no clue about it too. You had made him ask for a shorter shift even if he had fussed about it for over a week. And you're just at it all day. Making little garlands from paper and fairy lights. Hanging them all over the backyard. And you bake a cake as well, Sarah helps to decorate it. Making hearts and flowers from icing. And it's in no way perfect but Joel doesn't need perfect well in his eyes anything that you and Sarah make is perfect. And you wrap up his presents just as you said spoiling him this year. Finally getting him things that he's been eyeing but pushing aside because he prioritizes getting his girls things. Writing little notes on each one. Like for this because your other shirts are 25 shades lighter from washing than they should be and so on.

When Joel finally gets home he's greeted with a silent house. He quickly checks the time - like mmm shouldn't my girls be back by then? So here's calling out for the two of you. You don't answer but he hears the giggles coming from outside. Shaking his head he makes his way to the patio and that's when he notices - all the candles and decorations. Sarah jumps from under the table. Running to hug her dad as she sings happy birthday to him. Joel just stands there embracing her. It almost feels surreal.

"You're looking at it like you hate it...", Sarah murmurs after a while of silence from her dad. But Joel just shook his head. "I knew you were up to something you sneaky bunch", he says and Sarah frowns, "No, you didn't know. Don't lie. Tell him Mom", she crosses her arms over her chest stepping aside as you also walk closer to him. Reaching to cup his cheeks as you lean closer to kiss him, "Happy Birthday, handsome". Joel's arms are lazily holding onto your hips as he smiles at you, "Have I gone to heaven?", you let out a laugh looking at Sarah, "See he thinks he's dead it's that good".

The rest of the evening is just filled with food, laughter, and music. Tommy had taken so many pictures of everyone and you had only returned the favor. Sarah has her hands over Joel's eyes as you and Tommy get the presents set on the table in front of him. "This is unnecessary. You know I need nothing, already have more than enough", he grumbles but Sarah only shushes him telling him to stay quiet or he won't get any cake.

And he would struggle a lot to take in all the things in front of him. He just doesn't know how to receive. He's a giver *cough cough* no but he finds pleasure in spoiling you. As he had said he gets more happiness from watching you enjoy stuff than buying something for himself.

Sarah is the one who hands him the box with the necklace. It was her idea and she was afraid that her dad would hate it. Been going on and on about it almost in every conversation that you had. So you've been reassuring her. Telling her that Joel has been more open with his style. Trying out different shirts and pater mixing and boy was it hard not to drool thinking about your husband with a golden chain around his neck for very different reasons. You haven't even seen him with it but you were already hit and bothered.

Joel is confused as he takes the box. Shaking it a bit. "Promise me this is the last one", he says looking at you both as you nod. To say that he wasn't expecting this was an understatement. He wasn't big on jewelry. Yes, he wore his wedding ring proudly and let you slip some other rings on him from time to time and that was all. His fingers trace the chain. The letter pendants made his heart swell. All the letters if your first names. He shakes his head.

"Told you he was going to hate it", Sarah bite her lip already fighting her tears, needing her dad to love it. Joel is quick to turn to her frowning, "Who said that I hate it baby girl? It's beautiful. I just... don't know what to say". Sarah slips to his side, to hug him once more. You take the chain from him. Going around to clasp it around his neck and shamelessly undoing one more button of his shirt, "Oh, that looks so good", you say more to yourself while biting your lip. Joel catches your gaze, smirking back at ya, before leaning down to press a kiss to Sarah's head.

#come chat with bubbles 🫧#little lily 🪷#joel miller x reader #joel miller imagine

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veshunya · 2 years

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Hi y'all! This is my second time making this post so hopefully it works 🤪 I'm Jules, I'm a high femme lesbo living with her butch wife and four cats!! my lil family needs a lil help!! My wife and I both work full-time, I'm a full-time student as well, and we're having trouble paying our bills. This year has been really horrible money wise like it has been for so many of us!!

Anyway rent and car insurance is due for both of us next week, which is uhh not great. It would be really great if anyone could spare anything, for cat litter or supplies or groceries or whatever. It's also my birthday next month if that sweetens the deal or anything. I can also do a writing commission!!

My cash app is $vvles and my PayPal is below! Thank u for reading this lmao

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kkami-writes · 7 months

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me finishing until the very end:

I REALLY HURT MY FEELINGS WITH THIS FIC SKSJSJKS. The ending is probably my favorite part, kinda popped off not gonna lie 🤪

anyway I finished! the current word count is: 7.2k!!! I just gotta edit so wc will probably change!! I plan to release it on friday! I don’t NORMALLY have a schedule but here’s the plan for this week:

mon oct 2: 700 followers requests

tues oct 3: last day to send in requests + a very special bonus chapter of waiting for us

wed oct 4: waiting for us chapter thirty two

thurs oct 5: devils advocate chapter nine

fri oct 6: until the very end

and basically getting to drabbles when I can!! VERY EXCITING WEEK 🥳

I also 👉👈 made a ko-fi! of course donations/tips are not required but in case you wanna give me some boba money (lol) it’s very appreciated!!

#kaia talks #fic: until the very end

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ratontheline · 2 months

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Oop another piece so that means MORE RAMBLINGS😭

Nothing really happen except facing the heavy weight of expectations.

Ain’t that lovely, goofy and silly HAHAHAHAH.

So days go by after the Ina piece and the high of it vanishes, I thought it was gonna be smooth sailing it also dawned on me that this was an opportunity! What did I have to lose? - I had confirmation and confidence that I can in fact whip up something!

Nopeeee! Shit hit the fan 🤡 As I sat down to draw the first thing that popped in my head wasn’t an idea but fear. My previous piece popped off so obviously the next one gotta also. In fact it had to be better than the previous, now I was in a predicament. I had to make an even better piece but the question was HOW and of WHAT?

So the scramble for ideas began and over the next 5ish days I kept starting, deleting, and restarting. Like nothing was sticking and my imaginary deadline was approaching. Ngl it really stressed me out HAKDJKX.

But one day idk what happened but I woke up and my first thought was “tf am I doing????” Like tf? why am I acting like I’m some YouTuber like chillaxxx, this isn’t as deep - I’m acting like I’m gonna lose my career or whatever🤡.

1) I don’t have a career I draw stuff and post on the internet

2) I don’t make any money

Without hesitation, bing bang born, drew something and posted it right there and then.

A whole lot of people began to like it! Even the MORI CALLIOPE! I don’t show a lot of people my art and the people are usually family and few friends so seeing people liking it is crazy to me KDJFJJC appreciate it all🥺🫶

Seeing all the love helps silence all the dumb expectations I have made for myself, I was just so worried of being seen as a one hit wonder but at the same time tf am I on about, that’s stupid stated above LMAODJCJ the mind is really a weird lil organ 😭

Anyway thanks for reading my incomprehensible ramblings! Cheer fellas! chillis🤪🫶

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verslxt · 1 year

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jj maybank - ‘kooks stick to kooks. not pouges’

heyyy it’s ya girl 🤪. from the recent poll i have done jj maybank was the obvious winner. but like it’s jj. anywaysss *debby ryan ear tuck* i’ll start out everyish story with a run down of the characters. hopefully you like this story! anyways - anything crossed out/italicized/both is an a/n

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y/n kipps ~ a kook. a very rich one at that. hangs out with kiara from time to time. has the most massive crush on jj though. doesn’t let her money get to her head too much. helps out the pouges with a lot of things. some call her a pouge others call her a kook

kiara carrera ~ ‘kie’. sun dyed hair. very pretty. i mean like have you seen her actors instagram, mommy who. been hanging out with y/n since birth practically. hate love relationship with y/n’s friend sarah though. a kook but hangs out with the pouges

john b. routledge ~ ‘leader’ of the pouges. sarah cameron’s boyfriend-ish. chill with y/n thought she was annoying at first but she gets them beer and ac after hurricane aggie. so he likes her

jj maybank ~ oohhh this boy. always sneaking off with y/n. his reason ‘she’s not a pouge! i can fuck her’. makes kiara laugh every-time. her rebuttal ‘what if she becomes a pouge?’

sarah cameron ~ dating-ish john b. y/n teases her about it sometimes. not all the time though. a part of the pouges possibly leave me alone i’m only on episode 4 or 5 man i can’t remember

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kooks stick to kooks. it’s been best into your head ever since you were 5 when you started hanging around kiara and the other pouges.

you were getting ready for midsummer at sarah’s house

“kooks stick to kooks. you know what y/n that’s fucking bullshit! i went off with john b! my parents didn’t care”

“yea! why should mine care if i got off with jj! he’s a good kid pft yea about thatt

full y/n fit y’all have prob seen season 1 and seen sarah’s midsummer fi

you turned around

“holy shit! you look fucking perfect”.

“thank you! holy shit. mommy?”

you and sarah laughed

~time skip~

“hey sir!”

that’s when jj turns around

“holy shit jj!”

jj hugs you. he pulls away and messes with your hair a little bit

“as beautiful as the day i met you!” you smiled at the compliment jj gave you

“do you know where sarah is? john b asked me to give her something”

you nodded “i know where she is. as long as you can get me some dr. pepper and some tequila”

jj smiled “i can try. give this to sarah”

you grabbed jj’s face “your coming to my house tonight. my parents’ll be out getting drunk. i’ll help you with your scars”

that’s when you kissed him

“sarah!”

“yea”

you handed her the note “john b”

you saw sarah’s face light up. she loved john b. you knew it. she knew it. and you loved jj. but only you knew it. sarah only thought that it was a friends with benefits situation. no, you were falling hard and fast

~time skip~

you and jj entered your house

“holy shit your a fucking rich kook”

“yea yea shut up”

you and jj went up to your room having a close call with your brother. you shoved jj into your bathroom. you had him take off his tux.

“holy shit jj. rafe is such a bitch”.

“yea your telling me” i was so glad when his dad kicked him out holy fuck

you had him help you with your zipper as you changed into the cardigan like a little sweater—one that’s not knit but one that doesn’t have a hood either

“hey uhm y/n”

as soon as you turned around jj kissed you. you backed up falling on top of your bed. jj falling on top of you

“i like you y/n, i like you a lot. and i wanna be more than friends with benefits. i wanna be the one you wake up to in the morning” jj said

“i don’t really care that your a kook either”

“but jj, it’s been best into my head ever since i was a kid kooks stick to kooks. jj i’m sorry”

“run with me then! pack a bag! come on baby. be like sarah, let’s run. you can be a pouge”

you smiled and grabbed a bag “help me pack” you threw him the bag and some clothes

and that was it

no longer a kook, a pouge

y/n kipps ~ a pouge.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ omg i hope you love it! you can give me pointers about how to fix it if you want me to! it’s fine by me. hopefully you liked it!

#obx x reader #jj maybank #obx imagine #obx fic #john b routledge #kiara obx #sarah obx

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jacquesthepigeon · 1 month

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So last night I decided to go into my professional accounts to check that I wasn’t missing any Important notifications and was reminded of how my structured education is expiring soon and my bachelors was for naught and all that so naturally that turned into a semi manic panic wherein I desperately searched for options and the most convenient one I found is a 14 week online program with clinical placements nearby so I emailed them and went to sleep. I was feeling pretty normal again during the day with just taking things slow but I got an email back asking for an introductory interview and offering a 15% discount if I sign up within the next week and I know the game they’re playing but dangit they got me hook, line, and sinker. That’s almost a 600 dollar discount. I gotta. Sure I don’t currently have money to pay the rest rn but that’s a problem for future me (will probably just get a loan from family members or something). Anyway I scheduled a meeting for tomorrow (already a hectic day since I’m taking phlebotomy lessons 🤪) and am just gonna see how far my mania will take me. Maybe I’ll end up doing some form of clinical work 7 days a week for a while, that won’t exhaust me lol.

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hollyhomburg · 1 year

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Hi First Time Messaging but I need to Scream About this particular SHOT BECAUSE IM GOING INSANE

AAAAAHAHSHAJFNWIDNAKDKSKSKSHDJSKSNASJHSJNSJSHXJ$🫡💕💕🫶🥰❤️🤪❤️❤️💔❤️💕❤️❤️💔🧍❤️❤️👍❤️🙏❤️🥺❤️💕❤️❤️🤩👍😌🥺❤️💔❤️

1) can i be the one pulling the cig out of his mouth

2) can i be the one getting the cig pulled out of my mouth

3) ITS SOOOOO *SOBBING CRYING FROWING UP HOWLING*

Also don’t get me started on the lyrics??? min yoongi the man that you ARE 🤩

“but don’t forget to differentiate between freedom and self indulgence”

“slaves to capitalism, slaves to money” “slaves to Youtube” (i screamed at that one)

The whole music video sexy as hell 😌

HIM JUMPING ON THE GUY AND ST*BING 💕 HIM JN THE NECK 💕🫶 HIM SMOKING 💕 HIM WOTH THE G U N 💕🫶💕💕🫶💕 HIM THROWING THE CIG ON THE MOMEY 💕🫶💕💕🫶💕💕🫶💕

Also Also it made me think of both sides of BILY Yoongi 🫶🫶 Mafia Boss Type in front of his blood family on one hand, Silly Goofy Guy that can still can and will kill you if you mess with his Pack family on the other 🫶🫶

Anyways do not know if you will see this and or answer especially anytime soon since the mv JUST came out but but but i’m 💕💕💕💕

P.S. I really love BILY a whole Lot and and i’m very excited about the update ❤️❤️❤️

honestly- that shot is so geumjae coded if i may 👀 personally i want one min yoongi to take a cigarette out of anothers mouth, pass it to me and then put it in his own- selfcest? twincest? dopelgangercest? all of em- only thing better than one agust d is two-

there's something about yoongi being murderous that's just so hot like...i feel like in kpop we very rarely see believable darkness, like don't get me wrong there are alot of darker mv's and shit- but i always have a hard time believing the acting in them. not with yoongi though. i firmly believe he'd stab someone if he needed too.

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luffyvace · 4 months

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Nami x male reader

FROM MY LIST

SO YUP FINALLY DOING IT

there needs to be more fluffy content for her x male reader. RIGHT NOW. :) enjoy ♥︎

OKK SO

why i gotta start like that every time🧍‍♀️

NAMI WORKS U TO THE BONE

less then other men tho

she cares about u obviously

but ur still her man!!

so you steal still gotta do stuff for her<3

even more so really

bc like

YOUR HER MAN

of course you have to carry her bags, watch her fashion shows, bring her drinks, take her out expensive places, help her pick the outfit of the day, wrestle the boys not to bother her, carry her, protect her from too strong of foes and be forced to wear girly stuff for her own amusement?? wym?? your her boyfriend!

yup and i mean it, you gotta do all that

if you can’t carry all her bags and buy all her stuff how else will it get done??

and you better have money too

i assume you do since she wouldn’t GET with a broke man…

i mean unless you really charmed her

its too high of a priority for her to over look unless you have a golden personality or something

dw about it tho either way she loves you and money<3

and yes you do have to sit there and watch all her fashion shows til the end

and you BETTER give good replies too

i’m talking you gotta be the boyfriend who turns into her best friend for a hot sec to hype her up 🤪

”you go girl”

”omg your that girl frfr”

”that outfit ate DOWN.”

LOLOL it’s fun for both of you

unless your like strictly masculine or smth

then u might be more annoyed

but the combo of you loving your girlfriend and her being really good at persuading people leads to you doing it anyway

honestly for bringing her drinks and food

sanji usually makes it

he tells you to give credits but you don’t

especially if you can cook yourself

sanji insists he should do it since he’s the official cook

but sometimes you do it anyway

so it can come straight from the heart yk?

you and sanji may or may not beef

if you have no problem with him then it’s prob one sided on his side

definitely mad you bagged nami before he did

or any woman for that matter

but anyway

you mostly bring her refreshments and food when she’s working on her maps :)

btw it takes like 80 minutes to pick out the outfit of the day

she gets you up early so you can help her

that way by the time everyone else is up it seems like she whips up really good outfits just like that

when in actuality

“ok this one or this one?”

”uhh that one..?”

“NO WRONG ANSWER”

💥

nah i’m playing she doesn’t hit you

(yes she does but it’s lovingly)

[no it’s not but she doesn’t do it as often to you as she does the other guys]

anyway again..

yeah there’s such thing as a wrong answer

”why’d you ask me if you already had one in mind??”

“you were supposed to agree with me!”

”how was i supposed to know which one to pick??”

😡

as far as tackling the rest of the boys

”honey~ handle my light weight”

the way i wrote it made it seem lighthearted but the glint in her yes tells you—you better do it

annddd you do!

you fling luffy outside, he lands onto usopp who starts playing with him

you drag (snoring) zoro out onto the deck to sleep

you remind franky about the project he was working on

you tell brook to go play some music for luffy and usopp

you ask chopper some doctor sounding question which gives him a new idea to try out and he rushes off

robin is being quiet already<3

and sanji’s just cooking dinner:)

so now, problem solved, nami can have some peace and quiet

yippie!! mission accomplished!

now there’s not gonna be a expensive place on every island but if there is you can bet your beli she’s making you take her there

and she’s blowing off all your money

at the least it’s just you two tho

you somehow shake the rest of the crew to get some alone time

the date turns out to be really romantic and sweet so you enjoy it even if your pockets hurt

y’all def steal stuff from the restaurant

you don’t have her swiping habit but the silverware was real gold and oh boy did the opportunity of money sound sweet like honey 😋

carrying her is self explanatory

she just wants to be treated with grace and care

likes he’s delicate and beautiful the way she is

which she is

so you do:)

you carry her all types of ways but never roughly or 💥💥

mostly bridal style

cuz duh it’s romantic

you’ve even kissed her like that quite a few times

random but she likes to watch the sunset with you

btw you definitely kicked some fish butt if you joined early enough

even if you only had a crush on her back then

you fo’ sure weren’t gon let that slide 🤨🤨

what arlong thought this was⁉️🗣

not on your watch‼️

i hope your strong cuz even if your not you gonna become her shield or smth cuzzz..

YOUR HER BOYFRIEND

YOU GOTS TO PROTECT HER NOW

WHICH MEANS YOU TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM FOOL!!

if your strong and have muscles she prob secretly or not so secretly admires them

and yes my mans, as the last topic you will wear makeup and girly hairstyles

especially if you have long hair—then she def wants to play in it

there’s no saying no either

i don’t know what to tell you if you don’t like it my brother

have fun 🤷‍♀️

LOL i love these they were so fun n silly 🤪

enjoy male readers!! come eat good!!

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softcarebears · 3 months

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ok so uh batshit story time pookie

so on thursday this 6th grader made like money w/ lined paper called bands and like he got my friend j that i’ve mentioned a couple times to protect the bands then one of my other friends, g asked me how to make them

now friday goes by almost normally until fourth period when this other guy i hang out w/ sometimes, s asks me what 30% of 2000 is, come to find out it’s because g owes him a band tax of 30% for making him $2000

so apparently the sixth grader and g have made their own factions, i don’t know much abt the other kids operation but g had ga as his second in command, he gets 50% tax on all the money he makes, and then the workers who get 30%, now s and g have a contact that s works for g for a month at least

now flash forward to lunch, i’m w/ j, he gets sent by the 6th grader to go find g and have a business discussion bc although g has twice the man power, 6 has twice the money, so i’m w/ j looking for g right? then the power goes out, j disappears, 20 minutes pass and i have 5th period and g informs me that j has switched to his side

now obviously power is out so we can’t do our work, so we go to this back table that’s in there separate from our desks, it’s me, g, ga and our other friends w, sc, a, au and n, s gets to the table last, now it’s a very tiny table that only has 4 seats so the rest of us are standing

then s says “you guys are fake” and leaves to the other side of the room, then he terminated his contract w/ g and former his own faction, now there is talks of g and the sixth grader teaming up to take down s

and then i left early so idk what happened so i’m kinda scared abt what’s happening on monday

girlypop i'm so sorry but i'm fucking confused...😭i can't

(i read like 3 times and i still don't fucking understand..i think i have dyslexia)

those codenames BE LOOKING LIKE THE SYMBOLS OF ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE...☠☠☠

HOW DID THIS KID MAKE $2000 DOLLARS..WITH FUCKING LINED PAPER...

THIS IS HOW MUCH HE MADE WHEN CONVERTED IN MY CURRENCY DAWG...

I'VE NEVER EVEN GOTTEN THIS AMOUNT OF MONEY IN MY DAMN LIFE...HE HAS MORE THAN I HAVE ON MY BANK ACCOUNT DAWGY DAWG☠☠

why are these fetuses talking about tax...umm i have no words☠

so...who's in the wrong...out of the alphabet people?😶

is g the person who committed fraud?

but anyways pookie...honestly safest option is to just not go to school🥰🤪

#peachie asks🍑#ask box #asks

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