Did i get a dropout subscription to deal w the current cr3 Situation? Yes

These four wormed their way into my head last night and would not leave me until I spat something out so here's some assorted headcanons, a comic that I'm not sure I understand the punchline of myself and the youngest inn-bling(ba dum tss) in ten to fifteen years.

you know i do wonder how many sonic characters actually have living parents. like knuckles is the last of his kind so obviously his parents arent around anymore. both guys who could be considered shadows dads are 100 percent confirmed dead. sonic is canonically an orphan im pretty sure. and on the other side of the coin cream is like the only character in the game cast who has a living parent we actually see onscreen. but what about everyone else i dont think theres a straight answer for any other character. other than rouge's mom being mentioned a couple times i Guess but we dont even know anything about her or if shes still alive just that she existed at some point. are these kids constantly putting themselves in danger because they dont have parents around to stop them or because their parents just dont care

I find it funny when people talk about how a zombie apocalypse would look "more realistically" and completely forget that a decomposing body looses all muscle function in less than 2 days after death- even if somehow there was anything realistic that could make dead bodies get up and attack people, unless there was a way for it to functionally replace the nerves and muscles of the body (for example, very futuristic Nanotechnology) they wouldn't be functional zombies for very long, the apocalypse would be over in probably a handful of weeks.

i do think its kinda funny when i see someone in the year of our lord 2024 talk about vocal synth music like its all gone downhill since like 2010 because like dont get me wrong i love a good niconicodouga-ass 2008 ass vocaloid joint BUT also like. the past couple years have had the most fascinatingly creative and expressive uses of vocal synthesizers ive ever heard in my life DJFSKHJDFS dont write it all off just yet!!

theres a 99% chance we’re gonna move so i have to start packing little things now cause it makes the transition easier but i hate it i dont want to

The management at my old apartment stole my fucking bike

i dont know why the running joke of this chapter is kakashi fearing for his kidneys. where did that come from. WHY did that come from.

i should probably cut that in editing it's a little ridiculous.

except it makes me giggle every time so maybe i should leave it there.

"Uhh sweetie? Are you *sure* you're not intersex?" - My bf, when I finally let him play with my girlcock

I do find it really funny that even though Purple has not been our host for well over 10 years now, whenever we go out and are around people who don't know about our DID we immediately start masking as her still. Even when I was the host (I as in the Cyan part of me), I would *still* end up masking as her whenever I was out.

In fact, the Purple mask was so strong that for a long-ass time I refused to acknowledge that my favorite color was red and I had a completely different aesthetic from her. I continued to pretend to even myself that I looooved the color purple, that I loved cute pastels and eldritch horror-style stuff. It was only after I finally realized that I'm not her did I finally start accepting that I actually had my own preferences distinct from that Purple persona I kept pretending to be.

Purple, in the meanwhile, has been so proud of me for being more honest about my own likes and dislikes instead of trying to push everything down down down like I usually would. I'm still learning how to be more honest with myself and accepting all aspects of myself as me, and it's definitely easier with Purple here with me.

blog that makes me happy vs nobody will ever take me seriously here as long as I post the way I do

in maria’s defense, she was just a child who had yet to understand the inherit evils of the government until it was too late

yeah i know that, im not blaming it on her or anything its just ironic to hear the character who would literally be killed by them talk about how brave they are and stuff

Having a big family is too expensive. Where am I supposed to find the money for my brother's 20th, my cousin's 21st and graduation, my twin cousins turning 23, my other cousin turning 26 and having a baby all this month!! 😭

Hmmmm

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would you ever do a part 2 to eddie falling for the girl that he was supposed to be casual with in no happy endings 🥲

My friend, in the nicest way possible, I don't know how I could have more heavily implied that they would get together in future.

Here is what happened in my head: reader breaks up with her boyfriend cause she realised he wasn't right for her and she likes Eddie. She's gonna flirt with him like crazy in front of everyone, his heart is gonna pound out his chest. He stops fucking other girls, she stops hanging around anyone who is mean to him (especially hypocrites who did it after/while fucking him). Eddie dances around asking her out cause he's a worried lil bean terrified he's reading her wrong when she says she loves being around him. Eventually she gets tired of waiting, smacks one on him in the school car park in front of everyone and then they're dating forever and ever. Orgasms and love abound.