they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

It's weird that I always see the ghosts of Discourse but never the actual Discourse, like I just see people making salty posts about how "people always say x about y" but I've never actually seen anyone saying x. Is this even real?? Where is this happening???

Kinda funny when there's a family event that everyone has to travel to get to and the family members that don't show up, are the ones that live closest

When there's multiple big family events scheduled during assignment season and you live nowhere nearby so you have to pick one to show face at

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

saw a grown woman on tiktok snidely calling gen z the christopher columbus generation bc someone’s fifteen year old son ‘thought he’d discovered weezer’. newsflash every generation finds out about the music of the previous generation at some point it comes free with being fifteen. being annoying about music also comes free with being fifteen. a kid saying yeah i’ve just found this band nirvana have you ever heard of them should be a thing of joy

i'm digging the hole deeper tomorrow

You've heard of crazy cat lady, now get ready for crazy bird baby

never let being a girl stop you from being a boy

i am turning into a werewolf. just very slowly. reports predict that I should get there around 2063

First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

reblog if you enjoy napping, being cozy, being conked out, snoozing, wrapping up in blankets, sipping a hot drink, catching some z's, hugging a plushie, or otherwise relaxing and resting

girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

has anyone else made a lot of mistakes or is it just me and sufjan stevens

addicted to saying "ill definitely check that out" about things that i will definitely forget to check out

a real blorbo is someone you can both write a lengthy and serious/sad analysis on yet also constantly and i mean constantly make stupid jokes about

what if i just rest my eyes for a second