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jacuzziwaters · 3 months

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And with that another tag is added to my blocklist

#yes it was hazbin hotel #why do you ask #no i don't hate the show #i didn't watch it #BUT MY DASH IS JUST THIS RED MAN #WHO ARE YOU #jay's attempts at communicating

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cockasinthebird · 2 years

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Another song fic, this time for Fem!Harringrove, the song is More Than a Friend by Girli (It's phenomenal go listen)

“I met her when I was still with my ex” Stevie dating quarterback Eric H., the two of them sitting in his car on the school parking lot when new-girl Billie Hargrove steps out of her camaro in insanely high heels.

“Her lipstick was blood red, she wore her hair messed up” A mess of angelic, golden curls, lips blood red grinning, eyes crystal clear as they stare directly at poor, innocent Stevie.

“She was my best friend when I had a boyfriend” They hit it off immediately somehow. They come from vastly different worlds, yet there’s something about Billie that just attracts Stevie like a magnet to metal, even her boyfriend is questioning it.

“But she was on my mind when I was in his bed” In the dark, under covers, every thrust of fingers, every lick with tongue, every single touch, Stevie thought of Billie’s manicured hands, her plump lips and playful tongue, those eyes.

“So we kept in touch ‘cause I wanted to touch her” At every possible opportunity, Stevie would touch Billie. Hugs whenever they said hello and goodbye, moving a lock of hair that had fallen out of place, correcting her lipstick when it occasionally got smudged, bumping together during PE.

“I got kinda drunk and told her that I liked her” At one of the numerous parties they attend together, more than Stevie was used to, because she used to be a good girl who kept her wits about her, and therefore was a bit of a lightweight. She told Billie that she really really liked her, like a lot lot.

“She said ‘You’re the best’, this girl has got me all messed up” It stung like a fucking bee, to not hear those words reciprocated, and it messes Stevie up a lot more than what she dares show.

“When she bites her lip, looks at me like that, I wanna be more than a friend” Sticking out her long tongue and biting her lips in such an appetizing manner are all absolute character traits that Stevie can only possibly relate to Billie, and the way it makes her feel is like soft lightning shooting through her every time, butterflies dancing to the panicky rhythm of her heart beat. There’s nothing she wants more dearly than to stop being friends like this and become something more.

“Does she feel the same? Does she want me back?” The way Billie touches her, the way that she talks, all those compliments, the way that she stares, it has to mean something, right? Something more.

“So fucking confusing, the way that she texts me, keeps saying ‘I love you’, wish she really meant it” Stevie buys her her favorite candy and it’s a “I love you!”, takes her to see her favorite movie and it’s another “I love you!”, buys her expensive presents for birthdays and holidays and it’s more “I love you!” but Stevie can’t tell just how much Billie means those words.

“Sometimes she comes over, we call it a girls night” It doesn’t happen often, sadly, since Stevie is always with Eric at night, or her parents are home claiming that that Billie is a bad influence, but when Billie comes over it’s a proper girls night with loud music, magazines, boy talk, make-up and Billie trying on all of Stevie’s clothes.

“When she takes her clothes off, I know that she’s my type” Stevie would only describe the color of Billie’s underwear as lustful red, and she feels it heat up her entire being at the sight of it. It’s different from the locker room, there’s nothing sexy about that to her, but here? So close to her bed? A fire ignites between her soft thighs.

“My hands ‘round her body” Finally she just can’t take it anymore, as Billie stands in only her underwear, combing through Stevie’s walk-in closet. From behind she wraps her arms around her body and she’s as warm as the sun that has kissed her skin.

“Her perfume left on me” She doesn’t smell as sweet as Stevie does, fruits and flowers, but strong and dominant in a way that makes Stevie’s legs tremble as she takes a long inhale.

“On top of the dresser, I wanna undress her” “Took you long enough sweet stuff,” Billie admits and with eager determination grabs on to Stevie’s shapely ass, a handful of moans comes with it. She guides her legs around her waist, and with rather unexpected strength, carries Stevie to the nearby dresser, plops her down on top of it, and leaves lipstick stains all over her pale, creamy skin.

#harringrove #Fem harringrove #I wanted to name the bf Jason but I think someone's named that in s4?#I didn't watch it #fluff

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zeichenlily · 2 years

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Stuff that happened in umbrella academy s3 explained by a person who didn't watch umbrella academy:

So this dude called Victor came out and Five and Allison just were like: ok, but we still hate you

And those other dudes were like Did someone say coming out party?

And also there is that old guy and he had cookies

Some guy is called Lucifer or whatever and my mutual warmed up to him

Girl called Lila is stealing someones mum

Dance battles???????

Bro called 5 hallucinated weird stuff

People died, Sissy didn't

Apparently Klaus is a dumbass beacause someone said he would've died at the age of 3 if he wasn't immortal

And Klaus AND Lucifer have been kidnapped and noone noticed.

#tua #the umbrella academy #tua s3 #tua s3 spoilers #maby they're spoilers #who knows #i don't #i didn't watch it #wow this was in my drafts for a long time but maby this is still good

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batllethinker · 8 months

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Saw this fucking documentary and what

#i didn't watch it #its called 'our little boy'#cas talks

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elizabro · 3 months

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please consider how you engage with aaron bushnell's death. you may react to it as you will, but it's crucial to remember that his death was specifically a call to action. it was not meant solely to shock but to draw attention to a vast moral hypocrisy: that to many, a soldier dying in a campaign backed by the U.S. government is noble, even if the soldier kills innocents to do so, even if the cause is morally bankrupt--but this? this is insanity. a man taking his own life, on his own terms, in an attempt to help others while hurting nobody else, is somehow less rational and more horrifying than the mass killing of civilians.

of course aaron's death was horrific. but as he said beforehand, it is realistically no more horrific than what's happening in gaza. if we can't stomach this, then why can we stomach children being bombed? thousands being starved? for all that self immolation is, it brings death in a matter of minutes. it is a fraction of the amount of pain, fear, and grief that people in gaza are experiencing. it's just that we are able to quantify it. and this tiny, quantifiable sliver of horror is still so unbelievably awful. how can anyone bear to think about anything else when this horror is happening a millionfold in palestine? this is the question aaron bushnell was asking. and he wanted you to face it, head-on, watching him burn to death.

I've been seeing people make fanart. minimalist graphics to sell on t-shirts. to commodify his death, to mythologize it not a day afterwards, is not only in poor taste but a hindrance to his message. the answer is not commodification, nor is it defeatism, nor is it rejoicing in his death. if you want to honor aaron's legacy, take action. channel your horror and your outrage into making a material change. this wasn't about him. this was about palestine. remember that it was always about palestine.

#aaron bushnell #I didn't want to make another post about this but #watching that video changed me irrevocably.#there have been many instances during this genocide that I've felt that way. and today is another one of those days.#I have been radicalized permanently by these events.#people speak to aaron's death as a result of hopelessness #but I see it as him having profound hope. he had hope that his death would change things.#and it is up to those still alive to ensure that happens.#free palestine

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yohankang · 8 months

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this is how this scene went, right?

#one piece #one piece live action #one piece netflix #opla #zosan #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #mackenyu #taz skylar #onepiecesource #oplaedit #m*gifs #i went through like 500 posts and didn't see gif version of this meme so i made my own asdfghjhg #remember when i said i'm not even going to watch it? me neither

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valeriapryanikova · 5 months

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This season, on Hermitcraft...

(speedpaint)

#i never ask for reblogs But this is a special occasion so pretty please reblog reblog reblog! thank you ^_^#hermitcraft #rendog #vintagebeef #tangotek #i'm not tagging everyone :0 those three get tags bc they were the more important ones lore-wise this season #i'm tempted to also tag grian scar and mumbo for the Exposure but i'm not gonna #edit: changed my mind i'm tagging them i have no shame #grian #goodtimeswithscar #mumbo jumbo #mcyt #fanart #special shoutout to hc recap bc i watched all of the recaps for s9 and took a Bunch of notes to figure out what and how to draw for this #(and i still didn't manage to draw everything i wanted to bc of just sheer amount of stuff that happened this season lol)

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dapper-lil-arts · 4 months

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Should they even comment on it or just pretend it didn't happen

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aarchimedes · 4 months

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for context: I read the hobbit first over the course of two years when I was like 13, but I'm only now starting to read lotr. having a blast tho!

anyways, reblog if you feel like it 🙌🏻

#lord of the rings #the hobbit #lotr #hobbit #yeah guys idk i just feel like most people read it really young #but jolkein is really wordy and idk how y'all got through that at 8 yo #my attention span could neverrrrrr #obviously not as wordy as like. les mis. but you know what i mean.#lots and lots of context all the time. love that for his worldbuilding not so much for my hold on the plot #and yes i have watched the movies #i didn't completely miss the cultural zeitgeist #yay first time making a poll! if you vote or read my tags this far you are a gem 🫶🏻#edit: i realize i spelled tolkien wrong. i feel like this proves my point #but also i feel like thats something you spell with your heart and not your mind

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stellarspecter · 7 months

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@pscentral event 20: antagonists ↳ THE LORDS IN BLACK in NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE

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polararts · 1 year

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It's a period piece~

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inkskinned · 1 year

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the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.

capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.

now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.

and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.

and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.

and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".

it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"

#this was much longer i had to cut it down for legibility #but i do want to say i am aware this post doesnt touch on human rights violations as a result of fast fashion #that is because it deserves its own post with a completely different tone #i am an environmental educator #so that's what i know the most about. it wouldn't be appropriate of me to mention off-hand the real and legitimate suffering #that people are going through #without doing my research and providing real ways to help #this is a vent post about a thing i'm watching happen; not a call to action. it would be INCREDIBLY demeaning #to all those affected by the fast fashion industry to pretend that a post like this could speak to their suffering #unfortunately one of the horrible things about latestage capitalism as an activist is that SO many things are linked to this #and i WANT to talk about all of them but it would be a book in its own right. in fact there ARE books about each level of this #and i encourage you to seek them out and read them!!! i am not an expert on that i am just a person on tumblr doing my favorite activity #(complaining)#and it's like - this is the individual versus the industry problem again right because im blaming myself #for being an expert on environmental disaster (which is fucking important) but not knowing EVERYTHING about fast fashion #i'm blaming myself for not covering the many layers of this incredibly complicated problem im pointing out #rather than being like. yeah so actually the fault here lies with the billion dollar industries actually.#my failure to be able to condense an incredibly immense problem that is BOOK-LENGTH into a single text post that i post for free #is not in ANY fucking way the same amount of harm as. you know. the ACTUAL COMPANIES doing this ACTUAL THING for ACTUAL MONEY.#anyway im gonna go donate money while i'm thinking about it. maybe you can too. we can both just agree - well i fuckin tried didn't i #which is more than their CEOs can say

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astravis · 3 months

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Based off this gif set

#danny phantom #Vlad plasmius #Maddie fenton #my art #hey look it's my first time drawing vlad #me? posting art twice in one week? it's as unlikely as you think #featuring lazy rendering because I didn't want to put this off any longer #watch me disappear for months again

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gaybuckybarnesss · 3 months

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AUSTIN BUTLER The Art and Soul of Dune: Part Two

#really got the digital version for this lol #even tho i got the over priced limited edition one lol #didn't notice the first time i watched it gonna see it again tomorrow #austin butler #dune #dune: part two #feyd rautha #abutleredit #need the bts footage neow!#feyd rautha harkonnen #Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen #Feyd-Rautha

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captainjonnitkessler · 1 year

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I truly, TRULY do not know how to say this, because the fact that I have to say it makes me feel like I am losing my grip on reality. But no, in the post-capitalistic anarchist utopia, I will not be relying on “autistic minecraft girlies” to be building inspectors because - and this may shock you - one of those occupations takes years of education in how to read and interpret hundreds of thousands of lines of regulations based on complicated math and physics that were the result of decades of tragedy and death, and the other one involves playing a children’s video game.

#i am begging this website. BEGGING it. to stop acting like building codes are state oppression #and please stop reducing blue collar jobs to 'so easy any handyman could do it with a youtube video'#that's how people fucking die #i didn't spend five years learning how to do my job safely to watch people online tell me it could've just been a course in high school #i know that this is like. a minority minority opinion and not really worth getting worked up over #but it's so annoying to see supposed leftists denigrating blue collar jobs like this #same poster also opined that we won't need garbagemen #because 'if the trash is bothering people they'll figure out a way to clean it without having to pick it up'#like what??? does that even fucking mean????#construction

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product05 · 1 year

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What in the boiling isles is this--

I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZED

Also, Link to the Twitter Post

#it's been 3 years and I didn't even noticed ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ #actually I do but at the same time I don't #toh #the owl house #toh spoilers #the owl house spoilers #toh finale #the owl house finale #watching and dreaming #toh luz #luz noceda

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