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mishzar · 1 year

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in another life

#i couldn’t help myself I’m so sorry #the magnus archives #the magnus archives fanart #jonmartin #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #i haven’t even watched eeaao yet but i saw this scene and immediately thought of them #mag 200 #jon sims #tma jon #tma martin #tma fanart #mira don’t look

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arrokett · 5 months

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chips and fish or something….

#jrwi #just roll with it #fnc #jrwi fanart #fish and chips #jrwi gillion #chip jrwi #gillion tidestrider #chip bastard #chip last name #damn gay people….#i’m so sorry i couldn’t help myself #they make me weak and crazy #arrokett silly time

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daily-crowley · 7 months

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Crowley Of The Day: me in public thinking about SymBrock

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calciferstims · 28 days

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izzy hands big naturals stimboard

with themes of mommy milkers, huge badonkers, and carnal lust!

sources: 🥛🥛🥛 | 😳😳😳 | 🥛🥛🥛

#shgshshhs I’m SO sorry. this is funny to me and me only but I couldn’t help myself #um. april fools.#also big shout out to that one closer joke stimboard bc I basically stole that idea lmao #stimboard #joke stimboard #my boards #izzy hands #ofmd #the amount of willpower it took for me to resist putting that one gif of him breasting boobily down the hallway…#I had to be very strong #anyways. he’s hot.

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kithtaehyung · 10 months

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— seven❕

#i couldn’t help myself y’all i’m so sorry DLSLDLSLS #seven #jungkook #bts

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boomerangguy · 5 months

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We don’t talk enough about how it took just a little over a year for Ozai to realize he wanted a replacement for Zuko.

Meanwhile, Hakoda and Kya needed only three months to decide they wanted a sequel to Sokka.

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Ozai: I would like to make a return.

Ursa: Do you have a receipt?

Ozai: I do not. The Fire Sages lost the placenta after I specifically asked them not to.

Ursa: Gross.

Ursa: Also, you can’t return our son.

Ozai: Why not? He didn’t come as advertised. Zuko hasn’t shown any signs of firebending yet. Just crying and pooping and eating and sleeping.

Ursa: That’s not my problem. Or his. Besides, he’s a baby. That’s basically all they do.

Ozai: Alright. Can I swap him for a different baby, then?

Ursa: No.

Ozai: Can I swap him for a different baby without telling you?

Ursa: You can try. But no.

Ozai: Can I get a discount on the next baby?

Ursa:

Ursa: ...sure.

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Kya: I love our baby so much. He’s just so happy and expressive and adorable and I cherish every moment I have with him. Thank you for helping me bring this wonderful little person into the world.

Hakoda:

#I’m so sorry about the placenta=receipt joke but I couldn’t help myself #anyway the closeness in age between Sokka & Katara and Azula & Zuko is just kinda funny #the implications are funny at least #maybe not so funny for baby Zuko #hakoda #kya #kyakoda #hakya #ursa #ozai #urzai #sokka #katara #azula #zuko

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an-albino-pinetree · 1 month

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Warnings: Cw medical instruments, carnival!jax, a stupid shitpost

This is a JOKE

THIS IS A JOKE-

#my stuff #I’m so sorry #This was on my tl tonight and as soon as I saw it I knew #I couldn’t help myself #medical cw #cw medical tools #carnival au #carnival!jax #the amazing digital carnival #tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc jax #jax #shitpost

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car-toons · 2 years

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Gabe is praying for the miraculous bible spoilers to go away.

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous #mlb #miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #ml memes #ml spoilers #Gloob spoilers #Gabriel Agreste #I’m sorry #my jokes are so bad #but I couldn’t help myself #car rambles

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nav-i-nav · 3 months

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Charlene asks Basil for help with her flowers.

Basil came to visit at Faraway during summer break, so Charlene took the chance to ask him for help with some flowers she had planted during the spring. It seems the sunflowers have finally bloomed!

It’s nice to see them get along so well! I wish I could say the same about some other people, though...

#my art #Navi’s art #omori #omori fanart #omori art #omori au #chico au #basil omori #omori basil #omori charlie #charlie omori #Yes this was an excuse to draw for my AU I’m so sorry I couldn’t help myself this prompt was too cute #Also. Orange Basil? In this economy? Yes.#aheem heem anyway :3c #the design is still a wip but…. heem heem….

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willkimurashat · 11 months

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That’s what she said!!🤭🤭🤭

#I’m so sorry #(not actually)#i couldn’t help myself #litg #love island the game #litg s6 #litg double trouble #litg ozzy

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camgoloud · 17 days

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you ever just. become overwhelmed by a sudden out-of-nowhere wave of tenderness and affection and longing for reconnection directed towards someone to whom you no longer speak for Very Good Reasons

#‘out of nowhere’ she says like she hasn’t been doing a lot of reading/thinking recently about various tragic messy breakups #and the later regrets of the parties involved #anyway. tell me not to text her #it’s been over two years since the last time we talked… absolutely no reason to break that streak now. lord give me strength #she was really fucking mean to me! like objectively intentionally unwarrantedly cruel! it ruined an entire year of my life #and fundamentally changed me as a person on a deep level! there’s a lot of things i used to like about myself that i don’t think i’m ever #going to get back #and yet every once in a while we have to do the whole ‘maybe i could make things right’ song and dance 😔#the thing is most of the time i’m not even really angry with her anymore like enough time has passed since all the shit went down that #really i just sort of look at her behavior and feel sad. both because of the impact on me but also because of the ‘that’s really how you #felt you needed to act towards someone who cared about you? you couldn’t have just expressed your feelings in an honest and productive way #instead of just lashing out in the cruelest possible way and ruining the entire relationship beyond hope of repair?’#and i feel bad and sorry that it went that way and honestly i kind of pity her and hope she’s gotten some of her shit worked out #so i’m not like. actively pissed off at her anymore. but also i can’t think about her without thinking about the worst year of my life so 🙃#i don’t actually feel that trying to reopen that door would be very healthy for me at least #we did try a Reconciliation of sorts a couple of months after the initial falling-out and while it was kind of helpful for me in that she #like. apologized lmao. and affirmed that i wasn’t crazy and she did in fact On Purpose say the most hurtful things she possibly could have #said to me given the information she had at her disposal. and that i really had not done anything to her that could warrant that. etc.#it also left a sour enough taste in my mouth that i just don’t see a future where the two of us spending time together is enjoyable for me #and yet… the regret will always live inside me i think. maybe if i were a stronger person…#caseyposting

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atlafan · 1 year

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Children’s Characters Party Agency Ad

Hi, I’m Harry! I’m a professional children’s party fun maker! What does this mean? I dress up as your child’s favorite character, and come to their birthday party to help them have some fun. Parents can take that time to sit and relax, or participate! Things you’ll get when you book with me:

Two full hours of fun for your child and their friends

Sing a longs/instrument playing

Games, including but not limited to: freeze tag, red light green light, Simon says, etc

I’ve got a tight ten minute comedy routine that’s sure to make them laugh

Dancing

And so much more!

Book me for your child’s next birthday party, you won’t regret it!

#harry styles #I’m so sorry I couldn’t help myself #like this is an SNL skit someone get me in touch with Colin Jost

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truebluesanji · 19 days

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🎂 Whole Cake Island Spoiler 🎂

The secret ingredient that’s integral to the success of the cake is SANJI’S SPECIAL CREAM??? I mean I’m sure it is delicious but damn lol. We’re being a little more than suggestive at this point 😅

#I want to try it too 🤤#I am so out of pocket today I’m sorry lol #i just couldn’t help myself #one piece #sanji #black leg sanji #whole cake island

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thatone-churro · 4 months

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okay. i know it’s a very bad idea to seek mental health advice from the internet, especially tumblr of all places, but i have a genuine question about this.

actually, before i get too far, i guess i should add some context about myself:

i’m fairly talkative in a certain sense. i like talking. if i start talking about something i like, or if i get excited while talking, i can talk a lot. when i’m alone, i tend to talk to myself a lot. just verbalizing thoughts, mostly; talking myself through a strategy, just voicing my thoughts as i play through a video game, or sometimes just babbling as though i’m talking to someone else. this is a frequent thing and not the root of my concern.

course, sometimes i talk a little less in public or in certain social situations if i’m not “invited” to speak too (more than just being spoken to first, but that’s another explanation i don’t want to go into right now), but i’ve always been like that; something, something, i know it’s more about social anxiety or something that i know i inherited and is a different discussion for a different day.

so, every now and then i have these days where, for lack of a better description, talking feels like it takes too much energy. even that doesn’t feel like it explains it properly but. like the same struggle to get out of bed on a rough day. like somehow speaking, the act of opening my mouth and forcing words out of my throat, takes too many spoons. the same way it feels like taking a shower or brushing your teeth has too many steps despite it being a simple process when your depression’s acting up (we’ll get back to this comparison in a minute).

i can tell when these days come on before i even have to speak to someone; it feels like my words are stuck in my throat. i mean that physically; there’s not actually something in my throat, but there’s a weight of some sort.

i’ve taken to calling these days “quiet days,” since this feeling affects just about everything associated with talking; making myself talk is a struggle; i can’t even talk to myself and all those monologues and discussions happen inside my head instead, but i can’t verbalize them; i don’t want people to talk to me on these days, as in there’s a deliberate, subconscious feeling already there on those days, not that i’m not wanting to talk because of the other feelings; actively listening to and comprehending things people say is also an effort to do, and i tend to tune out my music or whatever background noise i set for myself more than usual; i’ve recently discovered that this same feeling is applied to singing, much to my dismay, because i found this out on a day i kinda wanted to sing.

it’s not that i can’t speak on these days, i can physically make myself if i have to, it just takes more conscious effort sometimes than something like speaking should.

now, i used to chalk this up to being standard nonverbal bouts. i’d heard those were common among neurodivergents, and while i’m not officially diagnosed with anything (classic “everyone does that”/“that’s just something you got from me” type childhood), a lot of symptoms for both ADHD and autism (that i’ve heard of/looked into) match up pretty sharply with me.

however, no accounts from actually autistic people that i’ve read who go nonverbal at times really match up with my experiences. for me, it’s never a response to stress, anxiety, or overstimulation; it’s just something that happens on any given day and sometimes ebbs and flows throughout the day (as in sometimes it’s easier in some parts of the day, but not others, without any particular cue), and it’s never me going absolutely nonverbal, just a preference not to speak from it feeling like it’s too much to do sometimes.

remember that comparison i made to having to speak on “quiet days” feeling like trying to do basic things on bad depression days? yeah, i noticed on a day it hit that it felt very much like that, because i did feel it earlier that day; i found trying to make myself sing or even talk to myself out loud somehow felt like a process with too many steps and i didn’t have enough energy, just like trying to get out of bed that morning (to the point that i didn’t “get up” until that afternoon).

so, all that text and explanation leads to my one question: are these bouts and “quiet days” more from “going nonverbal” as a “symptom” of autism, or simply a symptom of my depression? or can it be chalked up to anything else at all? i’ve never seen or read anything about this on either side, and if it’s something from my depression, then that’s gonna make me take it much more seriously than i have been in the past. or like, is it just me and not anything at all?

any advice appreciated 🙏

#if this is from my depression all along i’m gonna scream but i need to know #because something like that’s really gonna push me to looking into getting it treated quicker #like antidepressants or therapy or something #because the idea of my depression being able to take away my ability/desire to TALK is honestly a terrifying concept to me #but i need to know; i’ve never heard of this being a symptom of depression but also doesn’t match many accounts of autistics going nonverba #actually it just being a me thing and not a thing i can attempt to fix might be worse #also hi mutuals who watched me put the pieces together earlier because i was pissed i couldn’t make myself sing 👋#grace being kinda serious for once #text post #personal #help #depression #autism #neurodivergence #going nonverbal #mental health #sorry i’m just adding every tag i can think of being somewhat related to this so i can get some answers from somewhere 😭

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clownleys · 1 month

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What's your favourite bird?

ladybird (i love women) 😳

#i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself #anyway!! lubię robiny bardzo przez barmanowotajemniczoogrodowy sentyment #a nie zaraz #to są chyba rudziki #tylko moje tłumaczenie ogrodu zjebalo trochę i mi się źle utrwaliło #sikoreczki też są prześliczne #i sroki lubię!! they’re so smart and love shiny things with is nothing if not relatable #thanks for coming to my birdtalk #kc <3 #eve #ocaenvvawes #ask me(me)

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brokendreamscreation · 11 days

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“How do you manage to keep going despite everything?”

Questions/Comments to be sent anonymously.

“Well…I’ll tell you my secret~”

#lucid answers #youtube link #30 rock #(I’m so sorry I couldn’t help myself x’D)#(I mean it’s kinda true. he opts to ignore the bad)#url tw #anon answered

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