yall give me 5 MINUTES WITH DANNY COOPER PLEAAAAAAASSSEEEEE🙏🙏🙏🙏I NEED TO GET HIM PREGNANT SO BAD BRO

Me: ok guys I'll be normal about him I promise

Me 5 mins later: I need to mount him and get him pregnant

the hunger games au! anakins confidence! obi-wan being the mentor! the fact that they’re together BEFORE anakin even gets picked!

poor robin tho lol :( but you know the games go on for like 12 hours longer while Anakin waits for someone else to kill her. In theory it’s because of his ruse with the capital, but it’s definitely just for obi-wan. So really, obi-wan did help her live longer than she would have otherwise, from a certain point of view.

also obi-wan definitely finds it romantic that anakin let someone else kill her & rewards him for it after the games ;)

(also for a sec i thought maybe the other girl would be padme & maybe anakin used to like her and is briefly sad & padme is a master manipulator and makes obi-feel like shit for choosing to let her die (making anakin hate her lol) and also making obi-wan feel super insecure about the ruse and also maybe really petty and bitchy? and she’s also really popular in the capital and canon padme isn’t a terrible fighter either)(maybe padme pretends to be (or is) pregnant and she pretends their anakins and obi-wan is SO insecure and/or seeing red)

lmao sorry for the massive ask the hunger games awaken something terrible in me

oo i think maybe a braver writer would probably have made anakin's other tribute padmé, and i guess there's still time for that, but i didn't want to for a couple of reasons, hence using a made up oc instead

i think the tug of guilt obi-wan would feel over having a preferred victor (anakin) and giving them both trainings but then really carefully only campaigning for sponsors to take a look at anakin, not the other tribute.....because anakin needs funds for a blanket, anakin needs food, obi-wan is watching anakin suffer and any second he may have to watch him die.... he feels guilty about the other tribute but he cannot watch anakin die....like that's enough guilt for obi-wan, i don't think specifically padmé could make him feel worse

also i think another reason i didn't choose padmé was because i didn't want anyone to think anakin used to like her lol this anakin is not normal this anakin is a creep this anakin was like. fourteen, saw obi-wan being all pathetic and sad and decided if obi-wan wasn't going to take advantage of him anakin was going to take advantage of obi-wan, worm his way into his confidences and affections and then never ever leave like this is not a boy who had a crush on any sort of padmé amidala he would not be sad he is not capable of being sad about the other tribute this is not a normal dude and tbh its easier to just. not have her in the story than to push back against that all the time

or i think i'd have her as part of the capitol who works with obi-wan to overturn palpatine once the rebellion is going on, but i think she would find anakin off-putting because he's 100% creep but not a creep who is in love with her and it just actually makes her uncomfortable to be in a room with him. asks obi-wan to blink twice if he needs rescuing. obi-wan blinks a lot of times because he's confused as to how anyone could ever need saving from anakin

anakin wouldn't hurt a fly

Please for the love of god you Americans on here better be voting for Biden this election. If we don’t vote Biden, Trump WILL win again, and he WILL be even worse than last time. Somehow he is still popular and oh my god, he is so much worse, he is entirely overt about every horrible thing he wants to and WILL do. 3rd party has never and will never have a chance at winning. Not voting is essentially voting for Trump, and pretty much anything is better than Trump

Seeing what presents my baby sister gets and realising I really drew the short straw by being the firstborn

Not mad that my husband slept with my best friend and nor about the part where she got pregnant but about another secret third thing that I'm barely able to articulate even to myself

why am i having to hold a gun to googles head to show me articles on the long term effects of hormonal birth control on the endocrine system in adult patients who began usage as a teenager

“oh ha ha the theory where ashfur is dovewing and ivypools father is so cringe”

It’s crazy how the past gets further away everyday. It is literally like you BLINK and it’s been 10 years since we spoke

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i literally swore to God to never have a boyfriend in front of my mom and my parents STILL talk as if i will get married one day

My period tracker app: D: your period is four days late!

Me, who has the power of Skip Period thanks to birth control pills: >:) I'm aware

Ive said it a million times omegaverse power dynamics are worthless uninspired and boring— HOLY CRAP hes standing on a branch like a real bird ...

i remember one time i heard something that was like "most women have been or know someone who has been assaulted and most men know or have known someone whose assaulted a person before" and then all at once every memory of girls and women and afabs and fem aligned people i'd ever known telling me about how a man had abused or assaulted them came flooding back to me and i was like. Oh.

i wish there were easier ways to find exercises & diet plans online that actually promote weight gain and muscle growth and being fat and happy in my body. but instead everyone is so miserably fatphobic I can't stand to interact with their content at all. youre not "healthy posting" you have a toxic mindset that's killing you and I want thick wrists thick waist and good strong joints with fat tits. fuck you health bloggers I hope you rot in hell with your eating disorder keto diet

Gonna say some semi weird shit lmao sorry