target practise :D

She's buried on a cold, dreary day in late January. That’s all Jon can seem to think about at the funeral. It’s too cold, the sky is too grey. Bleak and barren; there isn’t even snow. It’s an inane, intrusive thought. It could rain, at least, he thinks. The sky should weep for her. The universe should mourn. It doesn’t make sense. No matter how hard he tries, he can’t understand why anyone would murder Sansa Stark.

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THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER The Pit and the Pendulum v. The Raven

I think I'm beyond a lost cause to this couple... so here is a playlist I'm working on in their honor 🤣🤣

I may already be developing an oc for masters of the air…. yeah….

In R&R, we find out that the Darkling's father was a powerful heartrender. It's not much, but it says a lot that Baghra actually told Alina this when I'm sure she didn't even say this much to the Darkling. How do you think the Darkling would react if he were to find out about this? Love your stories btw <3

Oh man what a good question anon!

The full quote is "I wanted a child, so I sought out the most powerful Grisha I could find. He was a Heartrender. I don't even remember his name." There are a few possibilities here:

As your ask suggests: this is all true, and Baghra never told Aleks but tells Alina, which is cruel even by book!Baghra standards (it's fully inline with show!Baghra standards imo). If he somehow found out that Baghra had told Alina more than she had ever told him, it would have explained some of his more unhinged behavior at the end of R&R. I can actually see him taking that out on people close to Alina in a way that I never completely bought him taking out his anger & grief on them before.

Another option: This is all true, and Baghra at some point told him the same thing. I feel like we see him curious enough about his father that Baghra might have told him this just to shut him up, with the little that she did remember since it wasn't enough for him to do anything with anyway.

Third option: Some – or none – of this is true. This is, honestly, my assumption, because the one thing we seem to know about Baghra for certain is that she is a lying liar who lies. Names are a big enough deal to her that I don't think she'd forget the name of someone that important. There's the additional complication of her being an amplifier and what that means when she sought out a Grisha to have a child with ... if you read my stories (and thank you for letting me know you're enjoying them!! 💜) you know some of what I think that implies but whatever the specifics it's for sure complicated. I don't think finding someone to father her child is something she could have done casually due to being an amplifier. In this case, if the Darkling and Alina had a conversation sometime in or post-R&R and Alina mentioned that Baghra had said his father was a Heartrender, I imagine him responding: "She told me that too – once. Once she said that he was an Inferni. Once Shu royalty. Once she told me he was a merman."

(Because there's also the really interesting fact that he seems to have gotten basically nothing from his father other than pale skin. He got his power from Baghra, he is an amplifier like Baghra, he has the same hair color as she does. Was his father even Grisha?????)

(was his father another shadow summoner?????)

i need me a man like barty crouch jr. PLEASE GOD. 🙏

tentacle + corruption kink = hot mindfucking eldritch gods?

This is surprisingly not horny but i got a question,

Do you think any of the COD men have stretch marks? I personally think König and Ghost definitely have at least a few because they’re massive, but do you think anyone else does? And how do you think they feel about them?

I kinda think they wouldn’t mind them. It would be real cute if reader also has them and then they’re kinda happy that they match

this made me so soft and squishy you have no idea 🥹

i for sure think ghost has stretch marks on his thighs, signs of a man who grew quickly, only bolstered by the muscle growth from training. as for his opinion of them? he couldn't care less. there are far uglier scars on his body he's had to come to terms with, stretched skin is the least of his worries.

price has stretch marks on his tummy. although he used to have a defined abdomen back in the day, he's grown softer around the edges, and with that comes pretty lines of pink that mark his torso. price isn't one for insecurities, but sometimes he does find himself staring at his shirtless self in the mirror, a low huff accompanied with a subtle shake of his head as he mutters about the physique he used to have. but those moments never last long, after all appearances have never been at the top of his priority list.

soap has some around his biceps, he calls them his "tiger stripes" and he loves them so much, they're a sign of the hard work he put into building them up to what they are now. he'll have no qualms flexing his biceps and wiggling his eyebrows, showing off faded pink lines that stripe across bulging muscle. but the stretch marks he has on his ass? he may not be insecure about them, but the way you tease him for having such a rotund rear leaves him pink in the cheeks every time.

gaz has some on his hips and back. he's had them since adolescence, and they're not really something he's paid attention to until he catches your fingers tracing over them every chance you get. he finds it nothing short of adorably endearing, especially when he notices how instinctive the touch is to you, a mindless motion that coaxes your fingers to brush over scarred skin whenever you're both tangled together in bed.

I wanna make cutesy little ads for my fics like I keep seeing on instagram, I just think they’re neat

Sometimes in order to loosen up your wrist, you have to get a little silly with your canvas.

Nando Parrado is the GOAT. The finger guns prove this.

matching with neocat loml (lobster of my life)

Behold a drawing I spent too much effort on for a shitpost based on me and @crushpunchhs Convo. another day in the life of a gg betraying him, getting sliced up, you know the deal

when the kevjean hurt/comfort fic turns into implied kevjerejean instead

i'm very new to tumblr but i found you from tiktok & while u probably get a lot of these i wanted to express how much ur tiktoks just.. scratch my brain the right way ! like all ur videos seem just so thought through & show details i would've never noticed otherwise : ) and the clap backs at angry homophobic teenagers in ur comment sections always crack me up

thank u!! im glad u find me arguing w teenagers amusing bc i sometimes have moments of clarity where I'm like 🧍 bro what am i doing rn