#i am so fucking geeked rn
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I built Target
I’m really proud of this. (Long post alert)
Self Checkout / Entrance / Exit
Electronics
Clothing
Cleaning Products & Medicine
School Supplies
Toys
Grocery
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Mask Off - Stu Macher! Ghostface
Pairing: Stu Macher! Ghostface x f! reader
Genre: smut/NSFW (w a sprinkle of hurt/comfort cause, cmon guys, it’s me)
Word Count: 2k
Summary: at a party at Stu’s, the last thing you’re expecting is for the masked killer to save you from the man who tried to assault you, or for him to take his turn right after
CW: SA, murder, blood, knives, violence, standard Ghostface stuff, breath play, knife play, unprotected sex (make good choices), creampie, blood kink?, hints of a mask kink, degradation, lots of dirty talk, reader is referred to as a slut/whore, they fuck next to a dead body, established relationship, soft! Stu, Ghostface reveal
guys I just watched Scream 6 and I am so soft for Stu rn idek why. i usually don’t write stuff like this but the Scream movies are some of my favorites (def not cause me and the final girl have the same name…definitely not) and I’ve had HARD ghostface brain rot lately so…here’s this lol
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Sitting on the living room floor of your boyfriend’s house, half drunk and watching movies, everything feels right. Sure, there’s a psycho killer on the loose, and everyone in the house is technically breaking curfew, but you couldn’t care less. Even with Randy geeking out over the Jamie Lee horror movie playing on the tv, you can’t complain.
The guy next to you on the floor, a couple more beers in than you are, shuffles closer. You side eye him, but don’t say anything. You find yourself looking for Stu—you know how jealous he can get. But your boyfriend is nowhere to be found.
You take a deep breath and another chug of your beer, hoping to calm the nerves that have found their way into your stomach. You don’t like the idea of your boyfriend being MIA when there’s a killer around.
Your nerves are shoved away when you feel a warm hand on your thigh. You turn to the guy next to you, who gives you a nod and a smirk.
He must be an idiot, or not well versed in the politics of Woodsboro Seniors, or else he would know that he’s in your boyfriend's house, trying to feel you up. You roll your eyes, finish chugging your drink, and head upstairs to try to find your boyfriend.
You don’t even hear the guy get up behind you.
You duck into Stu’s room, but he’s nowhere to be seen. Not wanting to go back downstairs, you fall backwards onto his bed and relax into the sheets. They smell like him, and the scent is so comforting, it’s almost enough to put you to sleep.
Almost.
The door opens and you sit up instantly, expecting to find your boyfriend but disappointed to see the guy from earlier.
“What do you want?” You squint at him.
“You disappeared on me, baby.”
“Look, I don’t even know who you are, and clearly you don’t know me, or else you would know that this is my boyfriend’s house. And believe me when I say he’s the jealous type.”
He sits down on the bed, and you shuffle to the other side, drawing your knees to your chest. He seems to take that as a challenge, smirking even wider.
“Your boyfriend never needs to know.”
“Get lost, dude.”
He’s on you in an instant, lips pressing against yours, body on top of yours. You shove him hard, but that only makes him lean in more. He’s so much bigger than you, so much stronger. The reality of your situation starts to set in, and you drive a knee into his groin.
He groans, pulling back and slapping you hard. He squeezes your face, eyes angry. “Listen, slut, hit me again and the killer on the loose is the last thing you have to worry about. Do you understand?”
You go to bite his finger but he clamped his hand over your mouth. “Don’t you fucking dare.”
He presses his hand down hard enough to keep you quiet, trailing his hand up your stomach. You squirm as his hand gets to your chest, still trying to deter him.
Just as he slips his hand up your shirt, you see the cloaked figure behind him. You let out a gasp that he takes as you enjoying what he’s doing.
You think it’s a prank, that someone is just trying to scare the people hooking up at the party. But the mask…the cloak…it’s all too real. And then you see the glint of silver and your blood runs cold.
You want to scream and run away, but at the same time, you want the man on top of you to suffer. You want to hear the knife sink into him and you want to see his blood come pouring out. And with the way he’s touching you, you would rather die than have to tell Stu what happened.
Not that he wouldn’t understand, but because you’re sure things would never be the same.
The guy doesn’t even notice the figure approaching, doesn’t even notice the way you’re almost crying into his palm. The figure, that the news has dubbed Ghostface, tilts his head at you.
You should be scared, you should be running, but you aren’t. Something about him, something about the way he’s looking at you, makes you feel almost safe. At least, safer than the guy currently forcing himself on you.
He pulls his arm back, revealing the sharpened knife once more, before driving it into the back of the man on top of you. He spasms, blood dripping out of his mouth and down your neck.
Ghostface doesn’t let up, though. He drives the knife in and out of him, penetrating his skin over and over and over. The sound of sharp metal against soft skin fills your ears, and warm blood covers you.
Finally, the man goes limp, and Ghostface practically throws him off of the bed. He crawls on top of you, replacing the dead man. His body is warm on yours, and he smells like blood and an almost familiar cologne.
He slides the flat end of the blade across your cheek, down your jaw and onto your throat. You suck in a breath, trying not to let your fear show. You can hear his breathing through the mask, and the feeling of the cold metal on your skin sends waves of arousal through you.
You should probably consult a therapist on that, given you survive.
He pulls the knife away from you, tucking it into his waistband. You squint. Isn’t he going to kill you?
He lifts up his hands, and for a second you think he’s going to strangle you. But no, he does something that surprises you even more. He removes the mask.
You gasp, covering your mouth in shock. You’re not sure who you were expecting, but it wasn’t your boyfriend.
He tilts his head at you, giving you a lopsided grin. “Sorry, baby. I lost my temper.”
You nod slowly, the idea that Stu is the Ghostface killer not quite registering in your mind. He wipes blood off of your face, licking it off of his fingers. Something about the action is so erotic that it has you clenching your thighs.
“I-I’m sorry,” your voice comes out strained. You’re not even sure what you’re apologizing for—for the guy who assaulted you or for your shock or for seeing him without his mask.
He pushes the hair out of your face. “Are you hurt?”
You shake your head. You take a shaky breath, your heart pounding and your clit throbbing.
His hand moves from your hair to your neck, squeezing gently. Stu was always fascinated with stuff like that—pain and breath play and knives. You’d be lying if you said it didn’t fascinate you, too.
He kisses you, lips hungrily devouring yours. You can taste blood, but you’re not sure if it’s from his face or yours. His hand slides down your waist, bunching up the fabric of your t-shirt and sliding his hand under it.
“Are you scared?” There’s a smirk on his lips, something dark in his eyes.
“A little,” you admit.
“Of me?”
“Not of you. Never of you.”
He just killed a man in front of you—on top of you—but you’ve never felt more safe. And that’s what scares you. Your own desires, your own fucked up thoughts and feelings.
“You know I’d never let anything hurt you,” he taps his fingers on your throat. “I would never hurt you. You’re mine, and mine alone.”
You tug him to you by the collar of his cloak, shoving your lips against his. He smiles against you, tightening his grip on your throat. Not enough to hurt, just enough so that you can feel the pressure.
He slides his hand into your pants, laughing at how wet your panties are. He rubs your clit through the fabric, moving his lips to suck and bite at your neck.
“D’you want me, baby?”
You bite your lip and nod, wrapping your legs around his waist. “Please.”
He’s ripping your panties off and tugging his boxers down in an instant, pulling up his cloak just enough so that he has easy access. He rubs the head of his cock through your folds, gathering up your slick. He kisses you deeply just as he sinks his cock inside of you.
You never get used to the stretch, the delicious feeling of him moulding your walls to the shape of his cock.
He pulls out and thrusts back in, his cock going even deeper. You whine, throwing your head back. He laughs at your moans and keeps going, shoving into you at a brutal pace. You cry out in response, the moans falling out before you can stop them.
His hand clamps over your mouth. “Shh, be quiet. Do you really want everyone to know how much of a slut you are for me? Do you want someone to walk in on you fucking the killer like a whore?”
His words only make you wetter, pussy clenching tighter around him. It only eggs him on more, his thrusts becoming harder and more forceful as he nears his high.
“Mm, I forgot you like being my slut,” he laughs in your ear, gasping whenever you clench around him. “Fucking me in the bed of the guy I just killed for you?”
You hate how much his words turn you on, hate how they only push you further towards your climax. You dig your nails into his shoulders, bunching up the black fabric.
He slams harder into you and you know he’s close. You wrap your arms around him, tugging him in closer. He thrust a few more times, movements sloppier, before his cock twitches and you’re filled with hot cum.
The feeling of his cum pooling inside of you is enough to send you over the edge, leaving you a whimpering, shaking mess beneath him.
He kisses your forehead, holding you closer to him. “As sexy as you look covered in blood, you should probably change.”
“What are you gonna do?”
He plants a sloppy kiss on your lips. “Don’t worry your pretty little head about it, ‘kay?”
You nod, rolling out of his arms and standing up on shaky legs. You’re covered in bed, your clothes absolutely soaked through. You head straight for the bathroom, soaking a cloth to wipe the blood from your skin.
“Y/n,” he knocks gently, “I left some of my clothes out here for you to change into. Go through the window and head through the basement door—I don’t want you getting caught up in this.”
You change into his clothes, trying to ignore the light bruises on your throat and thighs. You love how his clothes fit on you, though. You love being claimed by him.
You do as he says, sneaking through the basement door and pretending like you were just bringing up another case of beer.
Randy turns his head to look at you, and for a minute you think that you’re caught. He’s going to say something about your disappearance and change of clothes.
Instead, he just shakes his head at you. “Where’ve you been? You missed Basic Instinct!”
An arm wraps around your shoulder, the familiar cream coloured sweater draping over you. “She was just helping me get more beer,” Stu shrugs.
Randy makes a face, but says nothing. He turns back to the tv, and Stu takes that as an opportunity to kiss your neck. “Just so you know,” his voice is barely a whisper in your ear, “I’m keeping the mask on next time.”
#ghostface#ghost face#stu macher#stu macher x reader#stu macher x you#stu macher x y/n#stu macher ghostface#scream#scream x you#scream x reader#ghostface x you#ghostface x reader#ghostface x y/n#ghostface smut#stu macher smut#scream smut#ghostface x female reader#stu macher x female reader#x you#x reader#x reader smut
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Ships with Stiles that I enjoy | RANKED
1 : Stisaac
Stiles/Isaac
My favorite. 10/10. The DRAMA, but also the shared trauma, they're perfect. Sure it's a BIT toxic but it's a guilty pleasure, what can I say.
2 : Stalia
Stiles/Malia
Only lower on the list BECAUSE Malia should've had SO much more mental development before going into a relationship. But they were cute, 10/10
3 : Stydia
Stiles/Lydia
Only third because of how FUCKING LONG IT TOOK. AND HOW LITTLE WE ENDED UP GETTING. Jeff Davis can go suck a wrinkly dry hairy testicle. Still 10/10
4 : Stira
Stiles/Kira
HEAR ME OUT. They would geek out so much together its NOT even fucking funny. They're both socially awkward nerds that ramble and I live for it. 10 out of fucking 10. Prefer Malira tho...
5 : Sterica
Stiles/Erica
Low-key wanted this to happen for a bit. Maybe not permanently because I always saw the both of them to be more bisexual types but they would've been cute. Also I can't remember where the whole "Batman" "Catwoman" nicknames came from but it is my only life support rn. 9.5/10
6 : Sterek
Stiles/Derek
My favorite blorbo Derek Hale. I didn't get the hype with this ship when I first started watching, but then I kept seeing things in this show that made me wonder, "Jeff, was this intentional?" Bc they're so very gay with each other. Alas, age gaps are an iffy thing for me personally due to my own personal traumas, but I still love them. 9.5/10
7 : Stora
Stiles/Cora
Cute, could've happened, not mad that it didn't, but def a wasted opportunity on Jeff Davis' part. Solid 8/10.
8 : Stanny
Stiles/Danny
This was definitely more of a humor thing but I liked the idea of these two together from the get-go. In my opinion, there was definitely a little crush on Stiles' part and I love that. 8/10
9 : Sciles
Scott/Stiles
Personally, this one is so far down the list because it's difficult for me to see them as more than brothers but it's still a ship I can respect and it's cute. Gets a LITTLE toxic in some areas, for example S5, but that's OKAY. Just some miscommunication between brothers it's FINE I'm fine. But my brain cant stop putting this in the 'incest' folder even tho theyre not related WHATSOEVER. SO. SOLID 7.5/10
(Their parents are my otp tho. Noah and Melissa are perfect together and the best thing I've ever experienced)
Reasons
For not including other ships.
Steo : I am a Thiam shipper through and through. And Theo did things to Stiles that doesn't even make enemies to lovers valid in my opinion. IK he got a redemption arc and he was being manipulated since he was a child but STILL. I love Theo but he's not the one (for Stiles, anyway🤭).
Any ship with him and an adult ; ie, Peter, Chris, Parrish etc. : Do I even have to explain this one? I mean REALLY?
Stiam : They are like Mother and Child to me and I will take that to my GRAVE.
Stackson : Last season-T.W. Movie Jackson MAYBE but early seasons Jackson was a toxic mf who loved NOBODY but himself based on how he treated Lydia.
(Pointed out by a commenter) Stallison : I actually never knew people shipped this and didn't know it was a thing until now. Personally, if they had the time, they could've grown to have a very close familial bond (like siblings) but similar to Scott, that's all I can see them as. It's a very cute ship though, and I like the idea. (Wish I knew about it beforehand tbh 😅)
Pretty sure I covered evertyhing, but if I missed someone, let me know!
#stiles stilinski#stisaac#isaac lahey#stalia#malia tate#malia hale#stydia#lydia martin#stira#kira yukimura#sterica#erica reyes#stora#cora hale#stanny#danny mahealani#sciles#scott mccall#steo#stiam#stackson#sterek#derek hale#teen wolf#teen wolf movie
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Heya! Just wondering, since Netflix Geeked Week will probably show a trailer for the live-action Avatar on Thursday, I want to ask a few things:
Are you excited for it?
What do you think they'll keep, cut, and expand in this live-action of ATLA - Book One: Water (Season 1)?
Since Bryke are not on the project now, do you have a good feeling that this live-action could be a lot better than what they come up with at Avatar Studios?
(By the way, were these "Braving the Elements" episodes recent from your last posts? And were Bryke really acting like complete stooges in them? :O )
Hi, thank you for the lovely ask!
I've been completely ignoring the huge Geeked Week banner so I have no idea what's up with that or that it's possible we're getting a trailer soon, so that's cool information to have lol
1. I honestly can't say I'm excited for the live action. The last Netflix live action for a beloved childhood franchise of mine was such a dumpster fire because they focused on being edgy and dark and abandoned the source material for the worse, so like? Past experience has made me extremely cautious in regards to live action adaptions coming from them. In general I am not a fan of this trend- the Disney ones are shit, and I only really find myself watching and enjoying the (sometimes shitty, but like, in a fun way) J-drama adaptions of old shoujo manga as I don't really fuck with any other genre nowadays. Anime has a long history with shitty adaptions for action shows, and as action is inherent to ATLA after all, even if it's not technically an anime, I know that's gonna be a hurdle they'll have to clear- just having good effects and fight scenes. It's not MY personal focus as I do find charm in shitty effects (I do like J-dramas after all!) but honestly that is probably what's gonna make or break the initial hype for the show imo. Rn I'm honestly just... So neutral about it to the point where it surprises me (I'm. Very much not a neutral person usually lol) and I think it's just a matter of like.... Being burned AND pleasantly surprised by ATLA stuff before so I'm kinda hedging my bets until I know which way it's gonna go for me. Honestly I can very realistically see me LOVING it, but the other option is that it's bad and that's kinda what I'm preparing for rn ig? I can't imagine I'll be too upset if it's just... Bad or unsatisfactory given that I already spend way too much energy on the shit the OG did wrong lol, if the LA follows suit with those I think I'll just kinda... Ignore it lol. Idk, A LOT of mixed feelings
2. I... Really can't even begin to imagine what they choose to do with the reduced time frame, but I know I for sure have my own thoughts on what I WISH they would! Mainly I want NO Kataang, if there's Kataang I'm not gonna even bother with it tbh unless it's completely one sided (which it was in the original, yet we still know how THAT turned out)... I obviously want endgame Zutara, but I'm not hard pressed on it tbh- it would be funny as fuck for it to happen after Bryke left over creative differences though! I REALLY want the Blue Spirit to stay, I really DON'T want The Great Divide (no way it's staying in though so we're probably safe on that front), and overall I kinda just? Want Aang to be more sympathetic- him being irresponsible in the original show only makes sense until a certain point, and I want an Aang that shows an ability to grow from early on. Aang's an awful, awful Avatar, and I truly want him NOT to be one here- honestly, a good way to get around some of his early issues would be to borrow a bit from Korra and twist his love for slacking off into an enthusiasm for all four cultures (rather than just their rideable animals), which I feel like he was CLOSE to having... But as usual with him it was all tell and no show- I wanna see him having friends in all four nations, I wanna see him being multi cultural even before he gets freezed, I wanna see him embrace all four bendings and cultures rather than fixating on air, I wanna see him fail and take responsibility... But I also still want to see him being a kid, because that's crucial, and while the original show never allowed him to grow up, I also don't want him to be immediately seen as and treated as wise and powerful- I want him to struggle with what it means being an Avatar who knows about it at such a young age, I want to see him meaningfully interact with his past incarnations, I want him to ACTUALLY find a balance! I think I maybe just... Want a whole new main character still named Aang tbh, because I DON'T like who he is in the original show, but I do like who he could've been! I REALLY don't want the show to be intentionally edgy- if it goes into any dark topics, they should be ones already raised in the original. I want some more light shed on how the North Pole and Pakku's sexism never went away, I want the show to acknowledge that the monks didn't go down without putting up a hell of a fight, I want to know what the fuck Zhao was doing to get promoted like that despite his constant failures on screen, I want to really dive deep into Aang and Bumi's relationship and maybe how Aang failed him on a personal level (he's literally the only one who would've missed Aang, not the Avatar for all this time) and how he mourned him for years, I want Aang to contend with and realize that he's in a war and how he's FOR SURE killed people and will have to again even before Koizilla (he kills so many people in The Northern Air Temple!!)... I could honestly kinda do with an abridged version of some of the Gaang's travels, like, a lot of them are neat but only matter tangentially or from a world/character building perspective and can be dropped/merged/replaced pretty safely tbh. For example, Haru doesn't really need to exist tbh, what Imprisoned does for Katara can and maybe even SHOULD change gears to focus more on her rather than this random guy who only ever shows up once more to get laughed at because he has a lame mustache. The Fortuneteller should be dropped or altered severely because its message doesn't hold up under scrutiny. Yue should be a bigger presence and be more of an established character. Jet should maybe get his role expanded. Suki should be more of a presence throughout. There are a lot of ways to make the first season better tbh, and also it NEEDS to change to fit with the new timeframe so? Yeah I hope they do a good job at separating the wheat from the chaff because god knows the original show did not know how to do that.
3. I'm honestly pretty confident in saying that Avatar Studios will never ever make anything good, or at the very least, anything that I'll like, but as to what the lack of Bryke means for the LA? Honestly, it's all up to the people working on it- Bryke being bullheaded and bad writers isn't exclusive to them, and if the staff is made up of writers that lean too heavily on the source material or drift too far from it that could honestly sink the whole show. Of course I'm happy they're not on board given their awful track record, but like... I know nothing about any of the people working on it in their stead, so a lack of Bryke doesn't necessarily equate to good writing (it certainly does leave out THEIR bad writing though!!)
Braving the Elements is soon gonna start reviewing the third season of ATLA, and it started in 2021 so everything there is very recent! And yeah, every time Bryke are on they prove themselves to be assholes all over again, they keep topping themselves somehow istg!
I feel that this isn't my most eloquent post but tbh I'm quite sick rn so this is the best I can do atm, hopefully I managed to answer properly anyway?
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Emperor's Wrath Special spoilers under the cut.
Kinda geeked out big time at this part :p
This whole last act....this was so amazing to witness as the final battle of the season and they did not hold back when it came to the fight between MK and Azure.
MK? MORE LIKE SAVAGE K. My guy wasn't holding back on this one, both with the fighting and taunting.
"Well, alright then."
THIS BOY'S VOICE DROPPED AN OCTAVE ONCE HIS FULL POWER GOT RELEASED AND WAS TEARING INTO AZURE LIKE A SHEET OF PAPER.
And this form? WHAT IS THIS FORM???
WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING RN, WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TAILS?
"Put your hand in the monkey cage and expect to get bit, son!"
BROOOOO THESE LINES, AND THEN THE MULTIPLE HITS FROM THE SWORD WITH HIM BLOCKING IT YELLING "C'MON!"? MY GOD
"Come on, uncy lion! You're the big hero, right? Then prove it! SHOW ME!"
Then, he proceeds to slam him hard into the mountainside....
Then Azure through this whole fight was like,
"He's so fast, what IS he?"
"Oh my god. This kid was basic a second ago, now he's all OP and sounds like he's about to fire multiple lasers. What kind of juice did he drink???"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD, what am I witnessing?"
Whoo, I need to sit down after all of this, damn.
#lmk mk#lmk azure lion#azure lion#mk#lego monkie kid s4 special#lego monkie kid season 4#lego monkie kid#lmk
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i just wanted to share that someone i know found your spiderverse fic—i geeked!;!!:@! it was one of the highlights of my day, and we both enjoyed breaking down every nuance and still just appreciating your writing overall. i don’t think i’ll ever grow tired of your writing, new or otherwise, because they’re amazingly evocative. every time i read anything you produce, i’m just—as cliche as it is to say—blown away.
and ofc i hope you’ve been doing well 💗💗✊‼️‼️ remember to take care of yourself!!
oh my god ????????!!!!!! HELLO ????!!!! this is so fucking cool omg. i am currently screaming and crying this is insane to me!!! it’s still kind of surreal that people actually read my writing and for you guys to actually talk about it ???? im going to cry. you guys are too kind :’)
i am so so glad you have enjoyed :’) giving me motivation to write rn fr :’)
i hope you’re keeping well <3 thank you so so much for your message :’)
#heartpascal says#wnstice <3#you guys breaking down and appreciating my writing is so <3333 AHHHH.#this might just be my favourite ask ever oml#i adore sharing fics w my friends and being able to talk about it#so finding out other people do that with MY FICS???? INSANE#i am so happy rn#:’)
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Hi my little academia whores it me you’re favorite 🪱I am back 😏 if you don’t remember me I’m that one person with the ridiculous fyodor headcanons. And boy has it been a hot minute since I’ve last told you them. Boy do I have more because like untreated mental illness it’s been festering. So without further ado here are some Fyodor headcanons for the soul.
- Fyodor has never had a nickname and if you say well “what about fedya?” ERRR DOESNT COUNT. So one day he (mistakenly) asked nikola to pick out a nick name. To make a long story short his nickname is Jesus. And it’s not pronounced like jeez-us it’s pronounced like hey-sus like in the Spanish pronunciation 💀💀 why? Because nikola had been watching too many soap operas and one of the main antagonists is called jesus
-Fyodor has his ears pierced. He suddenly got them done at a Claire’s shop in 2010 and bought the flip phone lip gloss with the 20% discount you get after you get your ears pierced.
-Fyodor stole a coi fish from a Chinese restaurants tank. He used a pitcher of water left on a table. He has so many fucking random pets
-Fyodor at one point sold feet pics for 45$ a piece.
-Fyodor got a restraining orders from The Weekend, yeah like in the singer the Weekend. Why? No clue
-Fyodor has not one not two, but 26 scrub daddy sponges in a small cubby by his bed
-Fyodor at one point couldnt tell if he liked dazai or hated him. They kissed to see and they’ve never talked about it afterwards. Like it’s the only thing they will never talk about because of how fucking awkward it was lmao anyways 0/10 don’t recommend.
-Fyodor has almost been inaugurated as the Pope. I’m not giving any background story to this one 💀
-fyodor thought chuuya was Russian for the longest time and he would speak to chuuya in Russian…chuuya indeed does not speak Russian and he just nodded along to whatever he said. Chuuya now only has nine toes 😔
-Fyodor ran an illegal ceramic making class on Facebook live.
-Fyodor sometimes will say very philosophical and just smart things without knowing it, during a conversation. After the convos done he quite literally pat’s himself and whispers “wow that was good.” Like a fucking geek. I want suck his dick 🫶
-fyodor got a degree in Earl childhood development and education from the university of Chicago! Ain’t that cool?….I want him to breed me 🦅💯
-Fyodor got “deez nutz” tattooed on the sid of his ribs in cursive. So it looks like it’s something poetic and meaningful, when in reality he got the tattoo after his favorite drag queen lost in rupaul’s drag race and he had like five margaritas.
-Fyodor tried to start the second potato famine in Ireland. Clearly it didn’t work
-Fyodor hates the state of Arizona so much he petitioned for it to be removed from being a state to congress again clearly didn’t work 10/10 for effort though! I want him to choke me with his cold pretty hands
-fyodor doesn’t British people like. He can’t stand them? And you’re probably thinking “wym he hates them?” Like he made them on the top of his little mass murder list. He has beef with them for no reason??? I-
-Fyodor has worn women’s underwear before! He quite likes it although he did find them in a Macy trash with a half eaten chipotle bowl, he thought they were quite comfy!
-Fyodor stole thirty ponds of cucumbers from a cabbage smuggler….I want him to fuck me until I see stars ✝️
-Fyodor loves Parmesan cheese especially freshly grated :))
Sorry for this being so short 💀
Anyways I hope you have a good day MWAH
Sincerely, your one and only horny cabbage smuggler
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there are tears in my eyes rn HOW do u come up with these 💀💀💀💀💀💀 WHY ARE THE SCRUB DADDIES BY HIS BED
HE FOUND THE UNDERWEAR IN A MACY'S TRASH CAN I GENUINE ;LY CANT BREATHE
CHUUYA NOW ONLY HAS 9 TOES?
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Autistic!Jason has my fucking heart. Like imagine him geeking out over Marine life everytime he hears a sliver of the word "ocean". I like to imagine that Eddie makes the glorious mistake of saying " But hammerhead sharks are the coolest. " in front of Jason and Jason just..geeks the fuck out. Giving facts, getting off topic, and just discarding Eddie's personal space.
P. S: Eddie found him nerding out absolutely adorable and he turned into a panicked mess.
P. P. S: Dustin, Mike, & Lucas were there to witness it. They now want Eddie and Jason to get together.
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Also Jason fucking hates loud noises, it makes him hella nervous. So, during basketball games he wears earplugs and is just in his own little world. He also makes his own foods so he'll know what's in it. He hates foods touching each other. He also hates being in large groups of people so he often leaves lunch early to go read a book probably.
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His room is hella "childish" according to his parents but he doesn't care, he loves his room. He has a fish tank in there with an axolotl that he names "Axie". His room is full of like posters w/ sharks and some music posters (He has a Metallica poster that's hanging up in his closet). He also has this huge ass shark skeleton thing on his ceiling that he fucking adores. Due to his room being this way, he doesn't invite people over because he thinks they'll call him weird.
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Am I projecting onto Jason rn? yes. 🧍🏽♀️
I love him sm.
#jason carver#munver#tigerfreak#autistic jason carver#he just like me fr#i will go down with this ship#i love them sm#zephrr
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oooo part six !!!! ive honestly been having a really rough time all around for the last week-ish and every time i see you updated it makes my day better :)
the fact that garett was able to see through her down to her exact reason so easily🤨🤨i’m a bit nervy !! will this come back to bite her in the ass ? is he gonna figure out it’s lando and blackmail her more ?
the comments on the ig post are suuuuper interesting and i love how they show like every possible reaction fans/people would have to what’s been going on !!!
lando’s radio silence ever since his rude ass phone call🤨he better grovel as FUCK dawg bc he’s sleeping on the couch rn fr
as always, looking forward to the next part !!! and i hope you had a fantastic valentine’s day !🫶
I am actually very glad that my writing can help you feel better! It seriously makes my day knowing that. I'm so sorry that things have been rough for you lately. My inbox is always open if you need a friend to talk to. Hopefully things get better for you soon, but in the meantime I hope that my writing can continue to help!
But yes! Garrett is a bit more perceptive than originally thought 😉. He knows how people work and our dear Y/N is no exception to that. Up until this point I had been portraying Garrett as a bit of a typical schoolyard bully, where he isn't the brightest but he has one or two points of leverage that give him the upper hand. I'm very excited to start flushing out the depths of his character and reveal just how smart and perceptive he really is━ I always love a complex antagonist.
As far the comments, in the beginning, Garrett was the only one who benefitted from the fake relationship, and our dear Y/N was left with the short end of the stick, which I mirrored━ fans praising Garrett but hating on Y/N for no other reason than her association with him. Now, the benefits of the fake relationship are becoming a bit more evenly split, and this is mirrored again with the switch up some of the fans are having in their opinions of Y/N━ defending her a bit more against the negativity, calling her beautiful, etc. It's a small detail that isn't really noticeable (nor important, to be fair) unless it's pointed out, but I was always the kid that used to find symbolism in every detail of a book, and so I like incorporating small details with deeper meaning into my own works. So, little literature geek moment for you there, haha!
And Lando is definitely sleeping on the couch at present 🤭. Lad's got a whole lot of apologizing to do if he wants to get back into our dear Y/N's good graces.
But thank you for your kind words! I'm very glad you enjoyed this part, and I'm similarly very glad that you're looking forward to the next! 🫶 Also, I had a very wonderful Valentine's Day and I hope you did as well!
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Guess who’s a signed model now 🤪 it’s a good agency and they are already setting me up to build my portfolio. This was phase one of my plan to becoming famous and it’s happened. Then I’ll be more active on my social media get big on YouTube and eventually end up in a movie or show!!! Thank u Hawa 😭😭
I literally was able to manifest my dream/ model body and my desired face along with clear skin. I had a zoom with the agency a week ago and when the scout saw me they literally gasped 💀 then I flew out yesterday and was asked to sign the contract today!! I’m geeked af I’m going to be a Fucking MODELLLL no I AM A MODEL. I’m gonna be on magazines and shit and in stores I’m fucking gagged rn
I AM SO PROUD OF U BABES OMG U FINNA BE ON ALL THE MAGAZINES AND MODEL AT ALL THE BIGGEST MODELING EVENTS SO PROUD OF YOU
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i’m gonna be a nasty lil nerd and geek out about the fic okay i’m on vacation rn n i feared if i left it for when i came back home i would forget. SO ur insane actually sooooooo crazy for writing that like i’m willling to check u into a mental hospital for putting me through all of that. (it was amazing please never stop) can i tell u my lil ripmc headcannon it doesn’t have to be true and please feel free to ignore if u hate it but i kinda hc that she can read a cursed objected history or take important information from it. i’m unaware if you’ve delved deeper into her techinque ik she uses the katana n idk i think it would be kinda cool if she realized that technique n decided to get proficient with the katana maybe as a way to raise her value as a sorcerer in the eyes of the higher ups n fight curses with the collected information she learned from them in her fighting style with her katana! sorry if like hc stuff about ur if’s is annoying and please feel free to ignore i just thought it’d be kinda cool! like making her super powered up i feel like would clash a bit with geto n gojo but making her just interesting enough a nice puzzle piece to fit in between them she’s capable of understanding an objects entire history but incapable of reading between the lines that her two best friends wanna do the nasty. also i love love love the way you’ve written ripmc n her view in love and relationships i relate so much to it. i’ve tried verbalizing it to myself but end confusing myself even more and i just really loved the simple way in which you explained that she simply loves geto gojo n shoko n all the kids of course. like i have some trouble dissecting the difference between romantic love and platonic love but i just know i have so much of it to give even tho i don’t see love as a huge huge part of my life? we’re u interested in writing ripmc with any hints of aromance or pansexuality in the mind? idk just so cool all around!!!! also the first chapter with her and geto cooking was so fucking wrenching because u do so well the thing where they look at her and they’re clearly mad and they know they’re mad and she’s just apologetic for existing n they’re just fed up and there’s so much unsaid in the quiet of it all n in between all those stolen glances it makes me wanna rip my heart into two. ALSO just the way you wrote rip mc with geto cooking n then gojo n her touching like i feel like you incorporated their love languages so beautifully woah man woahhh. last thing loved the guilt tripping from the children it was awesome i felt like an absentee father who didn’t go see her childrens recital or smt 10/10 recommend. ALSO ALSO megumi is sooooooo possesive of ripmc he is such an adorable lil jealous brat i love how it makes gojo spiral n wish he could revert back in age so he could cuddle up to her and hold her hand ughhhhh🤯
ahhhhhh!!! you can honestly project and imagine whatever you want onto rip!mc she's meant to be written that way!!! but yes haha if you know me then you probably im a very big proponent of having platonic and romantic love overlap. to me there's no clear boundary that marks romantic from platonic vice versa and i don't really think it's something to be necessarily distinguished as different. love is love you know. but also imo our western constructs of romantic love vs platonic love works to our detriment. it places too much of a heavy burden on a partner to fulfill all your emotional needs and emphasizes romantic fulfillment over platonic fulfillment when ideally you should have both! anyway I went off on a tangent lmfao. In the end love is love and rip!mc sees that. no matter how many people you love or how you love. I am sooo looking forward to actually writing mimiko and nanako past a few lines. I know I mainly focus on megumi but all the kids are very precious!!! as I said before you can definitely read rip!mc as pansexual/aromantic (which other ppl have also hc'd her) thank you for reading I'm glad you enjoyed it!!!
#like if you're not IN love with all your friends even just a little bit what are you doing!!!#also I think the hardest thing abt this fic is trying to balance the unsaid pining and make it overt despite rip!mc being oblivious#but I hope the pining is giving u butterflies bc if it's not then what's the point!!!!#long post#ddao.fb
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Just a forewarning: I'm sorry if this doesn't make sense because I'm drunk as hell (lmao sorry). I don't expect anyone to agree with me, so please don't get offended. If you don't agree, message me so we can have a mature and down to earth conversation and get to understand each other, that is if you want to. I want to hear your opinions so please, I am encouraging yall to say something to me. I love geeking out about MHA and I literally do not judge anyone for anything because I know I'm into some pretty weird shit too. But anyway, I'm rambling now... Okay, so I kept seeing this shit about how Dabi/Touya Todoroki is not a character worth stanning or whatever and on the flip side others are completely excusing his actions. It low key pisses me off because y'all aren't even seeing the whole story. Yes he was abused and what Endeavor did to him and the rest of his siblings is not and never will be okay. And yes he is also a sadistic murderer who will basically burn down anyone who opposes him. But most of you only see it one way or the other. I'm not trying to force my own opinion on anyone but please hear me out. Touya does have issues and if Endeavor hadn't done the shit he did, he probably wouldn't have turned out the way he did. However, even if he is a cold blooded villain, he is still human and is just as relatable as any other character. So please stop shitting in the people who actually like him and relate to him. Thats not cool. Idk, my thoughts might not be super coherent right now because I'm kinda wasted but I saw a post that was completely shitting on Touya and the people who stan him and it pissed me the fuck off. Maybe it's because I have daddy issues myself and I might be a little biased because I can relate to him on that. But I don't see him as a completely terrible person and a waste of space. He has his reasons. I'm not trying to excuse his actions because the crimes he has committed ARE NOT and NEVER WILL BE okay. I'm just saying that I understand him and I wish y'all would do the same. He's not perfect. Be has made mistakes (yes I am aware that this might be the understatement of the year). He's KILLED people for fucks sake. But his character is still essential to the story and without him we wouldn't be where we are today. (I mean, I would take some of it back. They killed my baby, my Kacchan, but that's not what we're talking about rn). Dabi stans, you are completely valid and I hear all of you. I also hear and understand those of you who don't like him at all. I'm just voicing my opinion and I don't expect you to agree with it, I just wanted to give y'all another perspective. Please feel free to drop a comment because I genuinely want to know what you all think. I'm not gonna get mad if you disagree with me, I just want to understand your side as well. Maybe have a civil conversation about it. Feel free to message me, that would honestly make my entire fucking day. I love y'all so much and a lot of people shit on the MHA fandom but there are a few of us who get it and aren't just fucking around. Don't hate on people, okay? We all have our differences. That's what makes this enjoyable. ❤️❤️❤️😁 Thank you for listening to my drunken Ted Talk.
I would honestly probably never make this post if I was sober. I have too much anxiety for that shit. Idk, I might just post random rants such as this and be open for discussion. Idk. Please don't hate on me. I'm just trying to be genuine here.
#todoroki family#touya todoroki#endeavour#mha#bnha#bnha dabi#rant#im wasted so please dont judge me#no judgement#please give me your thoughts on this
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Anyway scarabposting again. Here is a random list of all the things I am thinking abt rn
-Scarab appears to become shorter in human form. Like a foot or so. Gotta draw my s/i cooing over him
-Idk gotta find some way to intermix Sam with the time room bc Im honestly not sure how fleshed out his abilities are in cannon, but how do we have a ruler of time and some sort of low-sentience characters hitting each other to create time waves?
-either way, Scarab probably geeks out about it and s/i asks how he likes his boots cooked lmao shut UP. My dad is not that cool. Dude probably regularly begs for a position with him and Sam is just like 😬😬😬 I'm good. (Gets his alternate universe selves to do work)
-Scrabby is blown the fuck away how the child of someone so smart is a goddamn dumbass that can't do basic math (I'm adopted, asshole)
-Golfcart Crew makes him almost shit himself because they make him sit in the back (where the fire hazard of a stereo is ziptied under the seats) and go like 70mph blasting shit like Pink Barbie Bandaid by Scene Queen.
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Thank you @countesspetofi for tagging me to share my 10 favorite characters from 10 different fandoms!
LET THE PARADE OF BLORBOS COMMENCE
(Cuz adhd im just gonna not rank, just a random assortment of my obsessions)
Pam Poovey (Archer)
Pam saved me from a bad relationship so ill always love her. Im basically Pam irl but classier and not as physically tough (also shes literally fucked everything and everyone on the show minus ray, not for not trying, so shes cooler than me). She says the most inappropriate things (as above) but she tells it like it is
Jane (from Daria)
Jane was so cool. Jane is more who i am as an adult vs as a teen, as a teen i was all sourpuss daria wishing i was quinn. She has some of the best lines in the show, she always rebelled against authority, and was just a bamf. I love her
Lisa Simpson (the Simpsons)
Cant tell im an animation geek? While simpson finally lost me in s33 but Lisa raised me. Im not sure i could ever meet Yeardley Smith, id prbly snot cry
Ed (OFMD)
I love him. Hes a damaged hottie whos a murder and a softie (much like Guillermo). I cried when he was in the blanket for. Taika seems to be immensely annoying as a person rn (blackfish wife and not apologizing for terf ass shit from 2013-14) but ill always love his acting in this. Thanks Kayvan for teaching me to separate the character from the actor
Miss Fisher (Miss Fisher)
I dunno why i took so damn long to watch this show given i love feminists, 1920s, and sassiness. She is the og bamf. And id kill for any part of her wardrobe
Val (Uncle)
Val is so awesome (nvm gorgeous con o neill with his titties out owning a male strip club and being a good dad). Val isnt a main character and you can tell by the end they were figuring reasons to keep him (Val identifies as male) around. His relationship with Andy is really great too. Starts out pure hatred, for bothering his daughter (Andy’s ex). Ends with them being good buds
Laszlo Cravensworth (WWDITS)
Much like ofmd this list could be pure wwdits if not per fandom. Im going with Laszlo. Id fuck him today. Id also fuck matt berry today good god that man is sexy af. Believe it or not pre wwdits i hadnt really heard of him (i hate it and im american so most of it passed me by). Hes a good dad, unlike nandor he found a way to grow even if small. Hes a loving husband, and beyond that he doesnt give a fuck about anyone. Just fucking and sucking, loving his wife and his son
Franklin Sherman (The Critic) (shame on tumblr having no gif)
Franklin is what u get when u mash Frank Reynolds with Pam Poovey. The Critic was a brief but shining star and its Simpsons crossover gave us some great lines. Franklin was rich as piss, former govenor of new york, and completely well despite being a weirdo (theyd tell ppl he had a stroke to explain his personality like nandor). I love Franklin
Peter (The Great)
I call The Great straight Ofmd. Same loose history as ofmd about Catherine the Great. Irl she killed Peter. In the show she imprisons him. He starts as an enemy and does shit as dumb as Nandor (kills her lover cuz she actually loved him despite peter fucking everything). BUT then he takes a Laszlo turn: hes deeply excited to be a dad and is actually a good dad to the point other rich ppl are like ew wtf? Hes also extremely wtf?
Roger Smith (American Dad)
Wonder why Guillermo doesnt bother me? Been watching this dude since 2005. Hes an alien the smiths take in while playing every gender and sexuality he can think of (to the point the world falls apart without him unless the illuminati have killed him). Hes also a serial killer, commits many acts of violence, says he hates sex back home on his planet cuz its ‘all consensual.’ Hes also fucked and been many celebrities real and imagined
I dont think i got 10 active mutuals on here but ill try a few: @hotdiggitydollie @pundromeda @liliam4066 @cookinguptales @mulderscully @ritahayworrth @elite-earthbender
#archer#pam poovey#ofmd#our flag means death#simpsons#daria#jane lane#uncle bbc#val bbc uncle#wwdits#laszlo cravensworth#the critic#franklin sherman#the great#american dad#roger smith
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I am about to out myself as the biggest fucking nerd and geek rn but is it fair to compare early godhood HD kinda like the being from Fantasia 2000 Firebird Suit? Since he was god of the overworld? Anytime I watch Fantasia (which is a lot) i always end up thinking of HD ahfkbdksbs
-emmadoodlewrites
Omg yes absolutely. I always loved that part of the movie so that's absolutely had an influence. I'd say maybe HD's true form is closer to that. Just a pure being of nature that shifts and mingles with whatever it needs at the time. Fits in with his theme of always being connected to the Overworld as well.
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desperate to hear your list of reasons why eddie is not dying i need it i fear
oh i’m about to sound SO delusional rn it’s not even funny. no one contradict ANYTHING i say bc i need to live in this little fantasy world and this all could mean NOTHING but it means everything to me. okay here goes
i feel like joe quinn is doing WAYYY too much press n such for a character who’s just going to get killed off. like he’s doing magazine interviews n promo stuff like on netflix geeked etc etc i feel like why do all that if he’s just gonna die. like i’ve seen next to nothing w the actor who played argyle so idk. IDK idr how it was w other new characters who died like sean astin but i just feel it in my bones this means something
yeah they kill off a new character every season BUT they also KEEP a new character each season. max (and b*lly ig) in s2 and robin in s3. i just cannot see argyle mixing with the rest of the main cast or leaving ca (bc i feel like after s4 the byers are moving back) and that russian guy is for SURE not going to be seen again. and no one likes jason so like. that leaves eddie and he’s obviously the logical choice bc he fits in so well w everyone in the main cast like he’s been there the whole time
this one’s a little iffy BUT i also noticed that all the characters they introduce that they keep get like. rly involved w the upside down. like lucas brought in max in s2 and she’s still here and then in s3 robin got dragged into it w steve dustin + the rest of them bc of the russians under the mall thing and then the mind flayer and she’s still here. and then bc of what eddie saw dustin filled eddie in on the upside down and they told him everything and now he’s like. actively trying to help them defeat vecna. like bob (fly high) he was never directly involved jsut involved by proxy and never actually told Anything and then alexei in s3 also was like that he was just a scientist trying to open a gate he wasn’t Doing anything. eddie is Doing things like max and robin were
i know the entire szn is already finished filming so they can’t change anything bare on reception BUT i think they had to have known eddie was going to be the fan favorite of s4. there’s NO way he wouldn’t have been hellfire merch from like. hot topic is on back order until like fucking september/october. no one’s gonna want jason or argyle (even if i like him) or the russian guy over eddie. everyone likes him too much the audience AND the hawkins gang i feel like it would be a bad move on the writers’ part. and even a character like bob who was played by fucking sean astin i feel like wasnt This level of popular when st2 came out even tho that’s fucking sean astin. i didn’t even like bob that much until like an ep before he died i did not trust him. but look into eddie’s big brown cow eyes and tell me he should die
i know ppl think he’s gonna sacrifice himself or whatever and be the hero and not run but sorry he already did that when he dove after nancy and robin to save steve from the upside down!!! he’s IN this shit now he’s not running anymore and if the guitar solo scene is a distraction like ppl are saying that doesn’t mean anything. literally nothing. dustin’s there he’s not gonna just sit and watch eddie DIE he went up against russians with jsut a 10 year old girl a deadly weapon and a dream to save steve and robin he is not going to leave eddie to die ESPECIALLY bc he looks up to him so much and i definitely don’t believe that the rest of them would either
i would jsut be SUCHHHH a let down ending for his character if he’s just here to die. like what’s the point why introduce this complex dynamic character who fits in with EVERY ONE of the main cast that’s in hawkins rn just for him to die. literally NOOO reason to i just can’t see it happening i think that’s bad writing to waste the potential of a character w that much chemistry w everyone else. i just can’t see it happening
i just rly genuinely do not see it happening i know i am just maybe setting myself up for disappointment and wanting to kms BUT i have to move like this or else i will go out of my mind waiting for v2 i’ve gotten too attached and i’m not letting go so easily he WILL see s5 he WILL graduate
#i might be missing stuff but. heres my delusions (truth)#i have a list of characters i would sacrifice over him#i personally think jonathan hopper nancy and max out of main cast arent safe. and then i think jason isnt seeing the end of this szn#but who knows. i could be completely wrong but i dont move like this i WILL go out of my mind#*if i dont#answered#anonymous
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