#🛴[golfcart crew]
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More fake chat shenanigans (side note worms supposedly can multiply that way. Im sorry idk what to tag any of this)
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I made more fakechats
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Anyway scarabposting again. Here is a random list of all the things I am thinking abt rn
-Scarab appears to become shorter in human form. Like a foot or so. Gotta draw my s/i cooing over him
-Idk gotta find some way to intermix Sam with the time room bc Im honestly not sure how fleshed out his abilities are in cannon, but how do we have a ruler of time and some sort of low-sentience characters hitting each other to create time waves?
-either way, Scarab probably geeks out about it and s/i asks how he likes his boots cooked lmao shut UP. My dad is not that cool. Dude probably regularly begs for a position with him and Sam is just like 😬😬😬 I'm good. (Gets his alternate universe selves to do work)
-Scrabby is blown the fuck away how the child of someone so smart is a goddamn dumbass that can't do basic math (I'm adopted, asshole)
-Golfcart Crew makes him almost shit himself because they make him sit in the back (where the fire hazard of a stereo is ziptied under the seats) and go like 70mph blasting shit like Pink Barbie Bandaid by Scene Queen.
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Golfcart Crew regularly blasts Cheetah Sisters from the Cheetah Girls soundtrack and Dante is ALWAYS singing Raven Symoné's part too loud
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Wait have I even described GCC INC yet? It's literally just the abbreviation for "Golf Cart Crew Incorporated" and it's straight up tax evasion lololol
Amaimon ended up getting it certified as an incorporation + intimidated the government into approving the tax-exemption form (I mean when a 5million year old demon king screams "I REFUSE YOUR TAXES MORTAL, THIS IS MY LAND" at you... what are you gonna do? Say no?)
It's how the group gets funding for shenanigans. Sam actually donates an obscene amount into the group for A- tax writeoffs and B- to keep us from messing up HIS stuff. GCC Inc is also not above summoning non-dangerous demons to an area to then shoo them off for a fee. Luce occasionally donates, too, when it benefits him. If he needs someone to make a delivery for him, he knows we won't be too much trouble (since the airship rarely touches down)
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It's got the redemption arc
It's got technology
It's got GCC INC certified dumbassery-
Sam is basically only hanging out in the kingdom to be there to take the lamp (idea from one of the chapter covers he's featured in with the lamp actually) because it's got dimensional woodoo shit (how else could Genie make those references??)
And then Amaimon, being the little shit he is, brings it to one of the GCC sleepovers and essentially has J.afar enter a contract with him so that we can keep him hidden. Some real C.artoon N.etwork esque redemption shit occurs (along with much needed DBT) and he fuckin??? Is less of a shit. He's still a shit, just not a homicidal one.
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Dante judges me because I exclusively eat hot salsa. Idk it just needs to be warmed up to make the flavors pop.
Amaimon lets it slide because I can't eat guac(allergic to avocados bc they have latex in them or somthin)and I gotta dip my chips in SOMETHING
They both threaten to ban me from the kitchen when I see a recipe for pea guacamole and want to try it
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I like to think the Golfcart Crew is banned from the Myth school.
Like he will allow us in one at a time, or just me+Amai, but all three, and he starts casting Earthquake 🤣
"OUT, THE LOT OF YOU."
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Golfcart Crew drives Cyrus up a fucking wall because we're all a bunch of goofy fucks.
His least favorite bit that we do is heckle each other about doing something we're already doing. I'll explain:
Me- "I think I'm gonna go get a glass of water"
Dante- "Why dont you go get a glass of water?"
Me (literally on my way to the kitchen)- "Nah, actually, I think I'll go get a glass of water."
Amaimon (poking his head in to join the bit)- "Have you thought about getting a glass of water?"
Me (pretending to be irritated)- "You know what? Fck this, I'm gonna go get a glass of water."
- sounds of Cyrus banging his head against the wall -
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au where Amai, Dia, Dante, Al and I all run a fake medium/fortune teller booth. Al plays the fortune teller, and uses his weird dream demon(and his shoddy psych degree) magic to tell them that they'll achieve their dreams. Amaimon uses his little garden demon servants to shake things around when the spirit is near, Dia almost always plays a spirit, Dante plays the priest that banishes said spirit, and I'm the medium.
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⭐️New Pinned to go with my new carrd⭐️
*please hardblock, I don’t know what softblocking is. Just block me.
My name is Goblin/Caz (they/she)! I'm a 22 year old selfishipper with a preference for stereotypical tumblr sexymen /hj. Your local angelkin selfshipper- none of my s/is are human since I do not see myself as human. I’d love to be moots with other adult selfshippers <3 Feel free to spam my askbox if you want to gush or talk. Anon is always on! My blog is mostly sfw, but you can totally dm for my nsfw ship blog.
I do ask that fanfic writers (who obvs aren’t selfshippers) please stay away from my blog. This isn’t for your personal fic inspo.
You can find my crushes, f/o list, and byf here
🔖 tags:
#GoblinRambles - general ramblings, may or may not be selfship related (like if I have a tangent that somehow relates to my f/os)
#goblin drunkposting - oh joy! Goblin has been given a glass of wine and pondered the blorbos
#goblin crushposting -some blorbo on my thoughts that I'm not ready to claim
#GoblinAnswers - for my asks
#GoblinRamblings - (really similar to the first I know) is for when I start posting like a cat with dilated pupils. Think Memespeak posts.
#GoblinConfesses - random thoughts that I need to confess or I will explode. Also may or may not be selfship related
#🛴[golfcart crew] -tag for any shenanigans Amaimon, Dante, and I get up to
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Hello there!
✨new rule: fanfic authors keep out + Don’t use my shipping posts for your fics✨
My name is Goblin/Caz (they/she)! I'm a 21 year old selfishipper with a preference for stereotypical tumblr sexymen /hj. Sometimes I post siren and angelkin stuff, none of my s/is are human since I do not see myself as human. My blog is sfw, but you can DM me for my NSFW selfship sideblog (minors this is not for you.) I'm happy to be mutuals with other adult selfshippers though! Feel free to spam my askbox if you want to gush or talk. Anon is always on!
Note: I do not understand softblocking. Please just hardblock me to avoid any confusion. Thank you.
My BYF and block criteria
My F/o list <3
🔖miscellaneous tags:
#GoblinRambles - general ramblings, may or may not be selfship related (like if I have a tangent that somehow relates to my f/os)
#goblin drunkposting - oh joy! Goblin has been given a glass of wine and pondered the blorbos
#goblin crushposting -some blorbo on my thoughts that I'm not ready to claim
#GoblinAnswers - for my asks
#GoblinRamblings - (really similar to the first I know) is for when I start posting like a cat with dilated pupils. Think Memespeak posts.
#GoblinConfesses - random thoughts that I need to confess or I will explode. Also may or may not be selfship related
#🛴[golfcart crew] -tag for any shenanigans Amaimon, Dante, and I get up to
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New pinned post bc it needed to be done
Icon credit | | Carrd
📌Hello! I go by Goblin or Caz (or GoblinCaz) she/they pronouns pls!
📌I am 21, can and will be your rabid mutual if you’re an adult. I don’t really post nsfw here, I have a sideblog for that, but sometimes I will tag stuff as #suggestive if I make an inappropriate joke
📌 I am autistic and partially blind in one eye, so please bear with me if I read/interpret something wrong
📌 if you have a question about something you are absolutely allowed to ask!! My anon is always on if you feel nervous
📌 I do not tag caps/all caps or swearing because honestly they would apply to all my posts. If you need anything else tagged though, I have no problem doing so (just please ask in my inbox or dm)
🚫DNI if🚫
you’re a ‘phobe, homophobe, transphobe, lgbtphobes can suck my non-binary toes.
if you think queer is a slur, Block Me. my identity is not a slur, and I will not be arguing with you🖤
racists count as phobes too. Just cuz my skin glows in the dark doesn’t mean I agree with you
swerfs and terfs aint got no friends on this page. There’s nothing radical about being an asshat
You ship incest and pedophilia(including aging up or down to make it “legal”) Proshippers this one’s for you.
You post a lot about cannon x cannon with my f/os. I’m okay with sharing some of my f/os with other self shippers, but I really don’t want to see things like Alisanne x cicero and the like. This is a selfship blog not a general ship blog.
If you romantically ship with Vergil. Platonic or familial is totally okay, and honestly if you wanna go in my inbox and say like “omg isn’t he cool/handsome/etc” I’m ok with that!! Bc he absolutely is!! And I get to gush with you!! But pls do not say like “our husband” or stuff like that. It makes me feel generally :(( I am okay sharing others though!!
You’re gonna be an asshole or instigate stuff. I encourage you to block me and find inner peace.
💕F/os💕
❤️🔥Romantic❤️🔥
Tag explainations
Vergil- #❤️[A Thousand Years]
Cicero- #❤️[DWTC]
Farkas- #❤️[Tír na nÓg]
Aizawa- #❤️[Mr. 10pm Bedtime]
Dr. Al.bert Krue.ger (Al)- #❤️[Mr. Doctor Man]
Lev.i Ack.er.man- #❤️[Under the Willow]
Wrecker- #❤️[Absolutely Smitten]
Simeon- #❤[Kannst du die Engel sehn?]
J.afar- #❤️[Out of Body]
💛Familial💛 oops all Ghost songs
Tag explainations
Mephisto- #💛[Call Me Little Sunshine]
Amaimon- #💛[Year Zer0]
Lucifer- #💛[Pinnacle to the Pit]
Hizashi Yamada- #💛[Dad Rock]
Diavolo- #💛[Majesty]
💚Platonic💚
Tag explainations
Dante- #💚[Téir abhaile riú]
Leviathan- #❤️[Break the Internet]
Scar- #💚[Do the Roar]
Cyrus D.rake- #💚[Spillways]
🔖miscellaneous tags:
#GoblinRambles - general ramblings, may or may not be selfship related
#goblin drunkposting - oh joy! Goblin has been given a glass of wine and pondered the blorbos
#goblin crushposting -some blorbo on my thoughts that I'm not ready to claim
#GoblinAnswers - for my asks
#GoblinRamblings - (really similar to the first I know) is for when I start posting like a cat with dilated pupils
#GoblinConfesses - random thoughts that I need to confess or I will explode. Also may or may not be selfship related
#🛴[golfcart crew] -tag for any shenanigans Amaimon, Dante, and I get up to
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