Me: I should stop making new OCs and focus on the ones I have
Anyway, this is Eurisynae.
She’s…something. I’ll work the fine details out later.
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hello midnight burger tumblr! i am providing for you my clementine x terric of york playlist! please enjoy!
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i had actually planned to first upload after the final battle yesterday but i didn´t because i ended up spending the night going out drinking
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What makes you feel weak or more weak? Getting your neck or inner thigh kissed?
Neck kissing turns me into a puddle.
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who ordered emotional ‘matt is finally feeling accepted’ related-crying for Tuesday’s update because that’s all i’ve got on this bloodied scrap of paper i’m basing this chapter off of
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Port's logic: there's too much olive oil wasted so i'm gonna pour it over you🥰
Spain: how does that make sense??
Us: yES POrT H O W????????😩😩😩
this is a WAY better use for olive oil, it makes perfect sense!!! you dare question his flawless logic??
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drew umbrashard fanart!
* Isn’t this place cool, Noelle?
* Heheheh! Let’s keep moving!
Umbrashard has been taking over my brain like crazy lately, so I wanted to draw Noelle and Kris walking through the Cyber City. I gave Noelle a belt since she looked funky without it.
https://www.youtube.com/@therosaic Check out Umbrashard at Rosaic’s channel! It’s a super cool deltaswap au and there’s currently a QnA going on in the community posts.
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AFTER 1 AM
mum: *shouting my name even though i am in toilet and she knows it*
me: *internally* A WOMAN CANT EVEN POOP NOW!!1 ALL I ASK IS the P from RIP which stands for POOP IN PEACE. you guys when i die dont put my picture and tag "RIP" just tag "RI".
everyone: "RI" ..."RI"..."RI"...."RI"..
*suddenly*
Rihanna:*singing*🎶 shine bright like a diamond🎶
physicS people of whole world: hold my beer
(NEXT SCENE)
rihanna: *studying physics for free*
*ON TV*
NEWS REPORTER: apparently the beer which was held is not holden anymore.
it is indeed STOLEN.
(NEXT SCENE)
thor: *gaming and chilling*
jane: really...?
thor: what might be the bother jane?
jane: GIVE ME BACK MY CHILLED BEER!!!
thor: *hands her polar bear*
JANE: WHERE.IS.MY.BEER.THOR?
thor: *slaps hi belly and burps* UM MY LADY...
jane: *yeets thor back to hi alldaddy odin*
thor: *falls through ceiling in front of the alldaddy*
*ceiling falls on thor*
*squeezed*
* farts, burps, shits*
*dies*
alldaddy odin: *ded cuz of the smell of rotten beer*
RI BOTH OF 'EM
rihanna: * catwalks on bifrost*
*singing* 🎶REFLECT BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND🎶
ALL PHYSICS PEOPLE: *IN thug life costume*
MAY THE CHAD GOD AND ALLDADDY WHO IS ALLDEADY ...REST IN POOP
--------------THE END -------FUCK OFF----------------------
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this is me praying for my wallet bcs i decided to get 3 piercings last minute and bought $700 worth of gymshark activewear.
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a robot walks in with pixelated kiss marks all over its display screen saying “you should see the other bot” so you go look and there’s just a pile of crushed metal and shattered plastic and torn wires
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