Biology rizz: I'm jealous of your heart because it's pounding inside of you and I am not.
Volcanologist rizz: damn girl are you volcanic ash and spatter? Because you’re intoxicating
Historical rizz: they’ll call me patron of the arts the way I’m paying for furry porn
Econ rizz: baby, I‘ve got the supplies, the question is, do you have the demand.
Environmental science rizz: I must be the climate crisis the way your ignoring me
Physics rizz: looks like you forgot to account for my gravitational pull
Philosophy rizz: I stopped checking for monsters under the bed when I realized society was the monster
Chemistry rizz: Call me Marie curie bc a hug without u would be life ending
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chemistry assignments: Take two gases and give me their volume and moles and temperature when combusted to produce this other gas
biology assignments: here’s a page full of shark pictures. Identify them
Physics assignments: remember that really long equation from two weeks ago? No? Too bad, I need you to use it now
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call me a semiconductor with the way my resistivity decreases as the temperature increases *wink wink winkkkkk*
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I wonder how many years of scrolling it took to reach that period lol
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will you be the particle to my antiparticle *lip bite* (physics rizz)
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she bra on my ket til i expectation on her value
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yeag, ..,
the ball is not real babe it's all in your head
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Time is actually just distance divided by speed
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