sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

I think the only thing cuter than babies giving people little wilted flowers plucked from the lawn as “here, accept this token of my love and appreciation,” is babies giving people little wilted flowers plucked from the lawn as “here, hold my stuff, I’m busy.”

Reblog if you want an Anon's honest opinion of you.

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soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

CARBON LORE: Islands and Continents

Terra is mostly flooded, leaving only islands, archipelagos, and smaller continents. This means that most of the settlements are largely located on islands. Each island has a unique culture, resources, and environment; some islands are further apart than others. However, because there are only a few continents, most people believe that is where the majority of carbon is located, but this is not the case. There are numerous differences between these locations, and that is not even taking into account the ruins. Not all islands are populated, as there are hazards that prevent carbons from residing there, depending on the environment and weather conditions.

However, there is a distinction between dangerous islands and forbidden islands. A subset of islands is considered too dangerous for even diggers to visit without a proper expedition team. These islands are extremely dangerous due to the numerous threats that exist there, such as unpredictable storms, powerful reaverbots, unstable environments, and so on. Despite the many dangers, they also contain valuable treasure, refractors, and other items. There are even rumors that it is believed that the mother load may be located on one of the forbidden islands, but it remains undetermined.

In terms of the continent, it is interesting because these last areas of land are not as large as they once were, but they are still big enough to be considered continents. It is mostly where larger settlements are located; however, half of the continent is not completely populated because it contains larger ruins and dangers that islands cannot deal with. Most of the time, it is located in safer areas, such as the mountains or the coast, where others can visit their settlement. It houses a much larger population of diggers who travel on expeditions or gather resources for their settlement. It is primarily where the S rank exams are held because the ruins are much larger and more extensive than those on the islands.

Because of the society in which Carbons lived, trade was common within the settlements. Inter-island trade occurs when most islands trade specific resources for each other, particularly across continents. However, when it comes to communications,it varies since the internet doesn't exactly exist. Carbons have to rely on cable networks and reception in order to have communications however there are islands that have limited reception so they have to rely on local news or by passing travelers to receive it. So not all news spread through Terra.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

X wrangling his 8 kids be like:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT