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snowsinterlude · 5 months

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playing dangerous.

c.w: gun play, peacekeeper coriolanus, fingering, rough sex, throatfucking, slapping, degrading, breeding, hate fucking, unproctected sex

based on this ask ! hope you like it anon, sorry if i got anything wrong. mwah

you could say a lot of things about coriolanus snow. you could say he was mentally unstable, that he was a whiny bitch who would throw a tantrum at any small thing that made him angry.

however, you couldn't say he was a bad fuck. not when he had your face pressed down and a gun pointed at your sopping cunt. you couldn't say he was ugly either, not with that white peacekeeper uniform hugging his body so well.

"don't worry," he whispered, biting your shoulder, "it only has one bullet." he smiled, chuckling at your clear despair, a total contrast to your soaked panties. "not as if you care, though"

"of course i do! fuck it, snow. you're the reason people call cops bastards!" you said, frowning at him as if your hips weren't bucking up on the gun. you didn't even knew if what he said was actually true.

"you should be grateful i'm not playing russian roulette on your pussy, darling." he said, thanking heaven's he handcuffed your hands before all that. "if you don't like it, i know just the right place to aim it. other than that perverted wet pussy of yours. are you a pervert? god, you're soaking wet" he said, grinding the gun in your cunt.

"aim it at your head, you sickfuck." you spat, not bothering looking at him.

"i don't know if you noticed but i have a gun pointed to your pussy, if you don't wanna get shot you should start being a good girl instead of a manic bitch." he said, slapping your ass and making your body jolt.

how the hell did it come to this?! you remembered that he had returned home after deployment and your parents made you go over to his house to give him some sweet dessert as a way to ❛thank him for his services.❜ fuck it. you hated him. if depended on you, he would have been killed by a rebel or something, but god, that's the best dick you've ever seen or felt, even if through grinding. you would never admit it to him though.

"on your knees, please." he said, a fake chivalry on his sadistic tone. and did you have any other options? of course not. so now you were on your knees, gulping down and watching him unbuckle his pants, his hand slapping your face lightly to make you wake up and stop looking so much at his eight inches shaft. "god, you're drooling so much just from looking. guess i won't have to aim a gun to your head for you to suck it." he said, and you stared at him with anger.

"you better kill me already cause i am not sucking that thing." you said.

well, all your defenses were throw away as he pointed the loaded gun to your head, smiling as you opened your mouth and engulfed him obediently, still looking at him with that angry stare in your eyes, that was soon replaced with tears as you took him. god, how could a dick taste so good?

"fuck, you're taking me so good, doll." he said, smiling as you drooled on his dick, getting it all wet from your saliva. "making such a mess, crying so much... you're so pretty when you're not running your mouth around so much." he said, grabbing your hair and making you curse mentally before he started to fuck your throat, his balls meeting your chin as you took him, giving in as you moaned against his cock.

too aggressive, you thought. but it was just as good as you imagined it to be. and he was getting just what he wanted to. he was fucking that attitude out of you, your throat taking him so well he only wondered how good it would feel to fuck your cunt. with that thought in mind, he pulled back of your mouth, and you thought you were really dumb from how you tried to get him to thrust into your mouth again. you wanted to taste him, and he couldn't help but chuckle at your despair.

"i didn't even had a proper taste of your cunt and you're already dumb? thought you were stronger." he said, getting you to stand up as you were still salivating. he cleaned your tear stained cheeks, the softest thing he would do to you today. so, ripping your panties and seeing your cunt, he thrusted two fingers in it, not mindinho if you were uncomfortable. your wetness made it very clear that you weren't anywhere close to discomfort or pain. and your moans did it too.

"fuck it, get away, coriolanus!" you pleaded, not wanting to be the one moaning his name that night. and he didn’t even bother listening to you, too occupied with thrusting his entire lenght inside of you. it felt horribly good, his hot cock sloppily fucking your pussy as he fucked you in missionary, holding your left thigh to hug his waist just so he could have a better access to you. so good. so hot. it felt perfect.

you felt dumb.

your eyes closed shut as you did your best to hold in your moans, letting out a few groans and grunts as he slapped your ass, getting a hold of your other thigh and fucking you with your back against the wall, your eyes looking into his. fuck. you prayed to god that he wouldn’t end up making you say something, but god didn't seem to want to help you.

"tell me, doll," he started, groaning against your lips. "who does this pussy belongs to?" he asked, and you did your best not to answer, but the way your hips were trying to buck against his seemed as an answer. "words, bunny. use your words."

"n-no. no- i won't- fuck!" you moaned, lips opened slightly as you couldn't help but let your moans out of your mouth. you just wanted to cum already. it was too brain-mushing for you to do something other than moan and squeeze his dick inside you.

"tell me, or i'm not gonna let you cum." he said, brushing the gun on your clit, the cold metal making you mewl and cry.

"i-it's yours, c-coryo. it's yours. i'm sorry! please let me cum!" you begged, crying. he smiled, kissing your cheek and tasting your salty tear drop.

"i don't recall letting you call me coryo, bunny." he said, his dick kissing your cervix as you felt it throbbing inside you.

"o-officer! fuck, i'm sorry!" you slurred, and finally he had what he wanted.

he finally fucked the attitude out of you. not only that but he also got his dick wet. it was perfect.

"good girl." and you came, shaking on his cock as he kept thrusting in you, running for his climax.

once he did came inside you, he didn’t allow you to clean yourself, made you walk and sleep with your pussy filled by his cum.

#coriolanus snow x reader #young coriolanus snow #young president snow #tbosas smut #the hunger games the ballad of songbirds & snakes #coriolanus snow fanfiction #coriolanus snow imagine #coriolanus x reader #coriolanus x you #x reader #peacekeeper!coriolanus snow #📚 anon

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daruee · 2 months

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Corner Store :)

Who goes to the corner store at 1 am?

I do.

And who's too dumb to think of putting some less revealing clothes?

I am.

I was lying in bed really faded and completely mind broken after playing with my cunt for hours instead of going to sleep. Nonetheless I realized I was a little hungry but there was nothing I wanted to eat in my house, so after my body calmed down I cleaned myself up and put some clothes on so I could go out. If it were any other time I would've put on joggers and a comfortable sweatshirt, but my mind was over taken.

I wasn't looking to blend in, I wanted to be gawked at like a piece of meat, at least subconciously. I pulled out a cropped pink hoodie with black stars all over it and the shortest skirt I could find (it barely covered my ass)

And for the finishing touches I hoisted my thong straps above the waistband of my skirt and smiled at the outfit I'd created.

"perfect"

The walk to the corner store was quiet...eerily quiet, I just pushed it to the back of my mind and focused on my goal right now.

"get fucked- I mean get some snacks...obviously...I just came out here for snacks"

I start scanning the aisle in the hopes of something catching my eye...when I stand there I realize the lone worker managing the store had been following me, I averted my eyes and just walked down another way because there was no way I was confronting him about it. I was the most scared when I stood back up from bending down to grab a drink from the freezers...I turned back to see a glimpse of him...

"he was looking at my ass" I thought, and suddenly got self concious and tried to turn around and cover it by putting my hands behind my back. I just gave up and went to pay. No words were exchanged between us since I was pretty sure he knew I was aware of what he was doing. When it came time to pay I realized...

"shit I forgot my wallet...I come here all the time would it be too much to ask if I could pay later?"

Would he reason with me...probably not. So I was getting discouraged before I even heard his answer and then that's when his words echoed through me...like a perfectly placed opportunity.

"There's another way you can pay...it's nastier but you don't seem like any stranger to that."

How could he just assume that about me...then I remebered how I was dressed... I had to admit his observation was quite fair.

I put up a little fight but it wasn't long before I was behind the store counter on my knees, legs spread a little bit and using all that knowlege from hypno vides, porn, and practicing on my dildo from home on how to suck him off.

"god you desperate bitches really do it the best eh?”

"keep it going I want to feel my cock hitting the back of your throat."

were all things he said, and I won't lie it only turned me on. I wanted to please him more and didn't care if I had to be a stupid fuck toy to do it. Once that was over with he pulls me up by my hair, not caring how much it hurt me in anyway and bent me over the counter.

I couldn't help but squirm over all the tugging of my thong and what it was doing to my overstimulated cunt, it hurt really bad and whenever I got too loud his rough hand came down harshly on my as…he had no mercy. That was only the beginning though, I started losing it when he went to fuck my ass, it hurt so bad and he went in and out as he pleased with no such warnings.

For that two hours he owned me.

He did everything in his power to make things as painful as possible and put off his cumming because the deal was...

"I'll let you walk out of here as long as I get to cum."

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't asking him for more by that time though, when he'd finally came he crouched down to watch his milky essence drip from my once tight little asshole down to my pussy, of course I gave it a taste after that and shoved some into my pussy for him.

"your such a good slut, and see what'll happen if you try to forget your wallet again, I'll have you crying and drinking my piss...get out of here."

It's safe to say...I will be forgetting my wallet again.

#cnc free use #dumb slvt #girlblogging #daddy's good girl #bimbo hypnosis #bimboification #bimbo girl #fr33use #somno breeding #bd/sm kink #rough cnc #r4p3 kink #r4p3b4it

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hearts-4-vicky · 4 months

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thinking abt Giselle tying up g!p reader to the bed and sitting on your face! Gigi would have to tie your waist down to the bed bc you can’t stop humping the air trying to find any type of release. Gigi would be so mean, suffocating you with her pussy while she degrades you and tells you that you’re not doing it right! Tears would be falling down your cheeks as you mumble out a barely audible apology while you were tongue fucking her hole and sucking on her clit. She would tell you it’s okay because you’re just her dumb baby! When she finally cums in your mouth and all over your face, you feel like you were in heaven! Your eyes rolled back and you came untouched, making a mess of your pelvis! When she got off your face you would tell her thank you with her slick and cum smeared over your face, Gigi would call you a pervert for cumming untouched :( She would stuff your mouth with her lactating tits and ride your overstimulated cock until you were shooting blanks!!

anon, angel, do u wanna kiss????🙏CUZ UR MIND OH MY GOD

warnings: dom! aeri, sub! g!p reader, mommy kink, aeri being mean :(, aeri being kinda nice towards the end?, squirting, overstimulation, face sitting, pussy eating, aeri slaps ur balls, cum eating, lactation, reader is a loser, A BIG LOSER, reader is stupid reader is sensitive asf😭, reader sobs cuz shes a stupid sensitive loser, (y am i bashing reader 🙏💀) pregnancy mentions, aeri takes pics

i feel like gigi would come outta nowhere, full on naked, n ur dick just JUMPS but like cant even blame u🙏 her tits would be leakin a bit, pussy WET n u cant even react bc she just rips off ur clothes n tying u to her bed posts!!!!!! ur so confused cuz shes never did smth like this b4?? “aeri what the fu-“ “shut up whore, its mommy to you.” and suddenly ur mouth is shut (only open to eat mommys pussy😘) and ur thinkin w/ ur dick😝 aeri gets on the bed, pussy hovering over ur face with ur mouth still shut tight, not knowing what to do?? finally, her pussy meets ur lips n u do… nothing??? youve never been with a girl before, only watching twitter porn videos (you can only watch 15 secs b4 ur cock just explodes 💥💥💥💥💥) getting impatient aeri brings one of her hands to your jaw, forcing u to open ur mouth n shes suffocating u with her puffy pussy, grindin on ur mouth, plushy thighs barely able to block out the sounds of aeris moans😍 “Use your- ah- tongue stupid bitch” (im giggling i want her so bad) stickin ur tongue in n out gets aeri to let out a satisfied sigh but she takes notice of the precum leakin out ur tip n starts giggling???

UGHHHH aeri would js be so MEAN to u

“You getting off to this slut? Mommy hasn’t even touched you and you’re already close? Fucking pathetic.” aeri leans over to give your balls a few hard slaps, stopping when ur cock begins to twitch🥺 she moves her hand to the place where your shaft meets your tip and has a firm grip on it, making you whimper and start to sob “You’re stupid if you think you’re gonna cum before me” aeri moans out as she starts to grind harder on your mouth😝 you’re sobbing so loudly now bc ur overwhelmed n aeri is jst being mean to u:((( but ur sobs n whines send vibrations to aeris core n she squirts all over ur face!!!🥺🥺🥺 so focused into her orgasm she lets go of your dick and you cum so violently, humping the air, getting your cum everywhere

aeri gets off you, letting you speak “‘m sorry mommy! p-please! please don’ leave your slut! wan’ taste m-mommy’s milk please….” you sob out, giving into your mommy so easily🥺🥺 aeri doesnt respond as she turns around, slams down on your cock, bouncing up and down quickly, shoving her leakin nipples in your needy mouth🥺 and yeah! she does fuck you til ur shooting blanks into her warm pussy🥺! but since you’re cummin so much she teases you “You, fuck- want mommy to get pregnant baby? You gonna share mommys milk with our baby?” your eyes widen, shaking ur head thats trapped in her tits to protest “Words, baby, mommy wants to hear you use your words” aeri whispers to you, never slowing down her pace❤️ she pulls you away from her spit soaked tits so you can answer “no mommy! don’ wanna- mmh!share your boobs with no one else!!” cumming in the middle of your sentence was so embarrassing for you but aeri didnt care that much💋 she gets off your overstimulated cock, causing you to whine loudly “Oh yeah? With how many times you came in me theres no way we aren’t parents yet. If only there was some way to prevent that…” she trails off before climbing back up so her pussy is near your face again. “Maybe you should be a good little slut and eat your cum out of mommy’s pussy.” aeri smirks seeing you nod vigorously, so cute, all for her🥺

“Good girl” is all aeri needs to say before sitting on your face again, you’re so eager to eat her again! even if you’re eating your own cum in the process!! aeri can’t help but snap a few pics of you being so pussy drunk and sends them to the aespa group chat🥺 not even a minute goes by before she gets a notification from the gc,

“Aeri-unnie, can we share her? please?:(“

“Ofc ning❤️ come home quick k?”

I WAMT HER SO ABDF OH MY GOD ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY

anyway first ask done😍❤️

bye my loves stay safe💋💋💋

#wlw #anon ask #aeri uchinaga #aeri uchinaga x reader #aeri uchinaga smut #aespa giselle smut #aespa giselle #giselle smut #giselle #aespa smut #aespa x reader #vicky’s asks

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meangirls-imagines · 2 months

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hi! can i ask for more descriptions of the R in the poly!plasticsverse (i love the character descriptions btw, im just eager) like how tall are they and what music they listen to.

(also hi! is this the appropriate place to send my dumb little thoughts about them? because i know your requests are closed and i don’t wanna like overstep in any way. im also the person who submitted R getting up in the middle of the night to sleep [IT WAS SO GOOD AND SWEET AND CUTE, i love it so much] but i did not expect to get something written, and i felt bad because i didn’t know if that meant i made you feel like it was a request. if it did come off as a request, i am so sorry, i meant to be a gay little shit telling you how much it took over my brain to read poly!plastics)

HI YES OF COURSE YOU CAN SEND IN YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT THE POLY!PLASTICSVERSE! PLEASE DO!

Y/N is what @yungpoetfics calls "polyjamorous".

She vibes to female rappers with Regina.

She dances to vintage music with Gretchen. (Her and Gretchen have slow danced to Elvis in the kitchen late at night.)

She tries to listen to Kpop with Karen but can't get into it. (She doesn't tell Karen that so she doesn't hurt her feelings.)

She goes all "Thug Life" with Shane. (They showed up to school one day dressed like 2005 John Cena while blasting Tupac. Regina burned those clothes after Y/N wore them.)

She introduced Shane to emo rap. He became obsessed with Lil Peep in two days. (He tried to get face tats but Y/N shut that shit down quickly."

"Lil Peep looks good with them because he's handsome, you would look like you just got out of jail. Do you know what they do to pretty boys like you in jail? They make them bottom bitches." "Maybe I should go to jail." "NO!"

Her and Aaron listen to all kinds of things (but when they are alone, they blast One Direction).

Her and Janis have a similar taste, so they vibe with each others music.

Damian tries to get her to listen to R&B and she likes it.....kind of.

Y/N is a pop punk/emo at heart.

Y/N and Regina will jam to Paramore and Evanescence but Y/N's favorite band is Simple Plan.

Y/N went to a Simple Plan concert when she was a kid and it was the greatest moment of her life.

They got a picture of them meeting Simple Plan and it's their greatest possession.

She listens to classical music with Cady when she tutors Y/N. When they hang out on what they call "mother and son time", they listen to country. (Conway Twitty, Garth Brooks, Reba, etc.)

Regina and Y/N recreated the "Still Into You" video (Regina singing, Y/N playing guitar. Ballons, bicycles indoors, the whole thing) and posted it to their IG on Valentines Day.

It's their song.

Emo band hcs:

Y/N: Simple Plan

Regina: Paramore

Karen: Panic! At the Disco

Gretchen: Dashboard Confessional

Cady: Secondhand Serenade

Aaron: Fall Out Boy

Shane: Green Day

Janis: Avril Lavigne

Damian: is confused

Now, let's talk about about our favorite stoner.

Y/N is 5'6", she's just shorter than Regina.

She's got a scar on her nose from when she was a kid and she was jumping on her parent's bed and tripped over her dad's foot and busted her face. (I'm totally not projecting). And a birthmark on her stomach that is lighter than the rest of her skin (so it looks like a scar). When they get intimate, its her girlfriends favorite spot to kiss.

(She also wrote a song called My Girl for the plastics and plays it when one or all of them are sad.)

#mean girls imagines #regina george imagine #regina george x reader #karen shetty x reader #gretchen wieners x reader #cady heron #damian hubbard #aaron samuels #janis imi'ike #shane oman #poly!plasticsverse

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olichat-reads · 10 months

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Imagine | ProHero!Bakugou x Villain!Reader #2

a/n: I felt like writing some insight to what i meant when i say you and bakugou working together is somehow worse than you two going against each other. Because, yes, its that bad haha.

she/her reader

🌟

Imagine being tangled in wires and each other like cats in yarn, with you strapped to katsu's leg, trying to wiggle yourself free like a dying fish while reading the manual upside down for katsu who is frantically defusing a bomb with only his left hand because his right is stuck to your face.

"Why do we always end up like this?"

"20 years of friendship and i still have no fucking clue."

"Red wire or white?"

"Re- WAIT. WAIT. NO. WHITE."

"FUCK YOU. ARE TRYING TO GET US KILLED."

"BITCH YOU TRY READING FROM THIS ANGLE. NOW FLIP THE PAGE."

*sigh of god's most tortured soul*

"Y/n. I only have one hand free."

"Well good for you. I have none. Now. Flip- OW. OW KATSU MY HAIR. MY HAIRRR"

"STOP FUCKING SQUIRMING. I CAN'T REACH THE DAMN THING FROM HERE."

*3 minutes left on timer*

*incoherent screeching*

☆

Its usually why you rarely have anyone else on comms- because no one can stand you guys' stupid 😭.

"Red, are you hearing this psychopath??"

"Shitty hair, if you take her side I'm going to blast your ass into next thursday-"

"Don't threaten him into admitting you were right! You KNOW you're fucking NOT."

"YES, I FUCKING AM-"

"OH YEAH? LETS PUT IT OUT THERE THEN. SEE WHAT THE PUBLIC THINKS OF THE NUMBER ONE HERO DRINKING HIS COFFEE WITH HOT SAUCE-"

"ITS AN ACQUIRED TASTE-"

"ITS FUCKING DISGUSTING IS WHAT IT IS. RED TELL HIM-"

"..."

*red has left the call*

*pinky has come online*

"...HI GUYS PINKY HERE. Red had to um-"

"Pinky please tell this psycho that hot sauce in coffee is fUCKING-"

"Ohhhh its you two...... Yea, nope :D." *call disconnected*

"HAH."

"THAT WAS NOT A *YES* YOU FUCKING-"

But weirdly no one is ever too worried about you two fucking up on missions. You're both the best in the field. Feral, reckless and a little insane? Sure. But you get the job done.

A cross between lawful evil and chaotic evil.

"Can we just kill him?"

"No."

"...can i just kill him?"

"No."

"You've read the file! I'll be doing the world a favour by offing trash like him."

"This world has laws that you are binded to. And the law said fucking no."

"...please?"

"..."

"How am I supposed to live, laugh, love in this conditions?"

*big sigh*

"Fine. Mess him up. No killing. Death's too good for him."

":D!! I feel like I should be worried about the number one hero's morals but FUCK YEAH! VIOLENCE! >:D"

☆

You're also not against smacking the stupid out of your bestfriend, especially when he gets a little too reckless on the job. Injured or not. It never works but it makes you feel better at least.

"Please stop getting shot. It stresses me out."

"Oh well if you don't fucking like it- PUT THOSE HANDS AWAY I'M INJURED YOU HEARTLESS WENCH-"

☆

Its not just him tho. You're BOTH stupid. It goes both ways. ✨️ b a l a n c e ✨️

"Why are you like this."

"Idk, man. I think its the anxiety."

"The anx- BITCH YOU JUST JUMPED OUT A 12 STOREY BUILDING."

"DON'T YELL AT ME I LITERALLY JUST TOLD YOU I HAVE ANXIETY"

"'I haVe aNxiETy' she says, yeeting herself out the window because the elevator is 'sUS'."

"Small spaces makes me twitchy-"

"AND JUMPING OUT A FUCKING BUILDING DOESN'T??"

"( ; ω ; )"

"Fuck you."

"I deserve that."

"THE FUCK YOU DO-"

☆

I feel like as much as it seems like a bad idea for both parties involved, neither you can help that your work life bleeds into your regular life as well. And you both surprisingly manage it well around each other.

"Have you heard about that new hero??"

"You talking about that air brained newbie?"

"Oh my god, so he WAS dumb! I literally thought you guys were using him as bait!"

"We weren't. He's just fucking stupid."

"I almost felt bad knocking him out :("

"Nah, you're fine. In fact, you should've hit him harder. Maybe give him a concussion or hell a scar as a souvenir. Make sure the lesson fucking sticks."

"You are worryingly condoning of violence for the number one hero, Katsu."

"Bitch, have you met me?"

☆

Another thing that i thing could go awfully wrong is literally planning out your work plans together but you two are just??? So trusting of the other to never double cross you.

"Wait, what? Why the fuck would you do that?"

"Because thats the nearest and fastest exit to the train station. I can cut down on 10 whole minutes and i need that time to catch the train."

"But its the riskiest, you fucking dumbass. Look, you have four other exits WHY would you pick the one you KNOW the heroes would target?"

"Because MATHS SAID-"

"You know what just let me do it-"

"Katsu no-"

☆

You give each gray hairs but you both of you were ready to risk your neck for the other.

"Having you as my bestfriend is like having an emotionally unstable daughter that never listens."

"...but?"

"There's no buts. You give me migraines."

":("

Yeah. You love each other.

🌟

a/n: hehe

#bakugou x reader #bakugou fluff #oliwrites

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heavenlyhoundoom · 1 month

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Sun and Moon show incorrect quotes 3.

1.Ruin: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

2.Lunar: When I was your age- Bloodmoon, mocking Lunar: When I was your height. Lunar: Lunar: Listen here you little shit-

3.Bloodmoon, to Moon: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?

4.Bloodmoon rushes by with an armful of water bottles Sun: What's going on? Moon: Bloodmoon wouldn't drink water. Sun: …And? Moon: And I asked them how fast they could chug an entire bottle. Bloodmoon, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, BITCHES!

5.Moon, texting: Ruin, will you please go to sleep? Ruin, texting back: What makes you think you didn’t just wake me up? Eclipse, yelling: I CAN HEAR YOU CLAPPING TO THE FRIENDS THEME EVERY TWENTY MINUTES SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP! Moon, texting: Just a hunch :) You goin’ to sleep soon? Ruin, texting: I’m trying Eclipse, yelling again: TRY HARDER I HAVE A 5:45 AM MEETING TOMORROW BITCH Moon, texting: Okay, don’t stay up too late or you’ll be cranky :)

6.Eclipse: According to the footage here, you shook the vending machine and when the shake alarm went off, you punched the glass and broke it. Bloodmoon: …I was hungry.

7.Sun, texting Moon: Moon! Help I'm being kidnapped! Moon: Where are you? Sun: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help. Moon: I'll call Earth. Earth, answering their cell: Y'ello? Moon: Where's Sun? They texted me that they were being kidnapped. Earth: Sun? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me- Earth: Earth: I'll call you back. Hangs up Earth: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD! Sun: WHO ARE YOU!?

9.Eclipse: Did you buy eggs like I asked? Lunar: Even better! Eclipse: What the fuck did you- Lunar: holding up a chicken Her name is Fluffy.

10.Bloodmoon: Onion rings are vegetable donuts. Eclipse, used to Bloodmoon being dumb: Sure… Bloodmoon: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed. Eclipse: Okay? Bloodmoon: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake. Eclipse: Bloodmoon: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio- Eclipse: Jesus, that one is a little- Ruin, interested: No, no, Bloodmoon, keep going.

11.Bloodmoon, grinning: I have a knife! Earth: Put it down, Bloodmoon. Bloodmoon: Make me! sprints away

12.Monty: Oh, to be a bored heir to the throne who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener. Earth: Oh, to be a cute gardener who secretly places roses in the heir’s room because she is in love with him. Bloodmoon: Oh, to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener up the wall for her secret deliveries in the middle of the night. Lunar: Oh, to be the heir’s best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other. Chica: Oh, to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending. Ruin: Oh, to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the heir’s personal life and who dies of dysentery at age 23.

13.Earth: Regular soda is too sweet!

Bloodmoon: Diet soda has a weird after taste!

Earth: No! Ugh, oh my god. Diet soda is THE BEST! It doesn’t have sugar! It’s SPICY!

Bloodmoon: It has other weird stuff in it! I’ll take REGULAR sugar in my REGULAR soda!

Earth: It’s SO SWEET like it’s a dessert though! Diet feels more like a drink!

Bloodmoon: I’m going to physically attack you.

Earth: Which is better, Ruin?

Ruin: Oh, I usually drink water!

Bloodmoon: Wha- NO!

Earth: DISGUSTING!

14.Sun, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks. Moon: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

15.Eclipse: How would you guys deal with a toxic friend? Earth: Tell them how you really feel. Sun: Slowly distance yourself from them. Bloodmoon: Engage in a 1v1 sword battle and if they lose they have to stop being toxic or pay the price. Eclipse, being handed a sword: …well heck.

16.Moon: Can I offer you a nice stick in this trying time?

17.Bloodmoon and Ruin texting Bloodmoon: Come downstairs and talk to me please. I'm lonely. Ruin: Isn't Eclipse there? Bloodmoon: Yes but I like you more.

18.Eclipse: They… well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff? Lunar: Um, murder??? Ruin: Adventuring! Bloodmoon: Tuesday.

19.Eclipse: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell. Lunar, Sun, Earth, and Bloodmoon: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

20.Sun: Christmas lights? Moon: Check. Lunar: Thermos of hot cocoa? Moon: Check. Earth: Santa suits? Moon: Check. Eclipse: Shovel? Moon: Check. Bloodmoon: Alibi and bail money? Moon: Check- wait, WHAT?!

#Fnaf #glamrock chica #montgomery gator #sundrop #moondrop #sun and moon show #sams lunar #sams eclipse #sams earth #sams bloodmoon #sams ruin #incorrect quotes

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sweetnsour1 · 2 years

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6:45

Fluff, Bakugou x female reader

“Ow!”

You left your hand on your forehead, forearm blocking one eye, covering the markless injury of a flick. He laughed and used the jointed weapon to poke at your side this time. You were too weighed down by blankets and pillows to dodge, but the blonde would’ve been too fast for you even under the best of circumstances.

“The fuck, Katsuki? I’m not in the mood!”

“Oh, you’re in a fuckin’ mood alright.”

You held in your sigh, using it to puff out your cheeks as you met his fiery glare with your icy one. You shot your breath at his face, not hating the way he scrunched his pretty features as he was hit by the attack, but you refused to let him be cute right now.

“You’re an asshole.”

“That’s right.”

You saw the glint in his eye moments too late. He pounced, pinning you tightly against the sofa. You considered rolling off the edge, taking him with you, but sadly the coffee table was just a little too close. His muffled words against your chest drew your attention. You tugged his hair, pulling his face away from where he had smothered himself.

“And you’re a bitch.” You tried to bury his head again, but the fucker was too strong. His stupid cute grin covered his dumb handsome face as he crawled up your body.

“Am I?” Your growl couldn’t resist shifting into a hum as he kissed his way up your neck on his way to your face.

“Mhmm…” You melted into his lips, tasting the trace of cinnamon his favorite gum had left behind. You’d always thought the flavor suited him…sweet with a bite. He pulled away, resting his chin on your chest, and waited for you to meet his softer gaze. “A bitch that’s allowed to have a bad fuckin’ day and kick ass tomorrow instead.” You pouted, mentally readying a list of the many issues that would follow you to the next morning. He bit at your lower lip before kissing it into a smile. “Got it?”

“Yea yea, I got it.”

The remnants of your bad mood didn’t stand a chance against the way he nuzzled against your chest, turning to rewind your favorite movie he’d interrupted. All the reasons you had in a list moments ago scurried into the depths of your mind, displaced by your giggles as he dropped your hand onto his head so you could run your nails through the soft strands.

Wasn’t gonna post, but then I realized I had to if even one of you is also in a weird mood. Hope this makes you feel a little better.

Masterlist

#bakugou drabble #bakugou #bakugou fluff #bakugou x reader #bnha fluff #bnha #bnha bakugou #katsuki bakugou #bakugou comfort #x reader

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puptoy · 7 months

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Devotedly submissive pet bunnyboy who sits at your feet and rests his head against your thigh for pets, knowing it's only a matter of time before you pull him in closer, rubbing the growing print of your clothed cock against his face. Teasing him with the scent, your grip in his hair making him whine softly, little pink tongue coming out to lap and mouth at the seam of your jeans.

tags: dominant POV, nb bunnyboy sub referred to with words like tits/pussy/etc, speech restrictions, daddy dom, big cock, size kink, oral fixation, bit of musk, petplay, collared & owned, possessiveness, dumb bunny, subspace, obedience, wet and messy, breeding kink, throat fucking, crying, teasing, begging, sub called things like toy slut and bitch, light humiliation/lots of praise, romantic ending

You move your hand to his chin, making him look up at you for a moment, thumbing over his lips and saying something a bit condescending like, aww, does my bunny want something?

And he makes a needy little noise, licking the pad of your thumb and nodding. Sucking obediently when you push the digit into his soft mouth. You do that for a moment, playing with his tongue and petting through his hair, encouraging him to sink down deeper into his submission.

Good boy, sucking so good... such a soft pretty mouth, so sensitive, aren't you?

He whines around the fingers you've got in his mouth, licking between them, letting you push them in too deep just so you can watch his pretty eyes tear up and feel how he swallows when he's trying not to gag.

You're teasing both of you, really. You're hard, jeans too tight, thinking about feeling his tight throat clench on your cock just like that. About fucking his throat, feeling drool dripping down your sack as you take what belongs to you.

Fuck it. You pull back to work your jeans open, enjoying the sight of your well-trained bunnyboy kneeling and waiting for his treat.

Sit and wait, baby- There, like that. Good slut. Open up, tongue out, mmhm. Not a thought in that pretty little head, is there?

You unbutton and unzip your fly, watching the way he fixes his hazy gaze on the bulge in your briefs, just inches from his face, whining and begging with his open, drooling mouth. You love watching how he rocks his hips, grinding his cunt on the heel of his palm because he's too worked up to hold back.

Mmh. So needy, aren't you? Do you wanna taste that bad?

He nods again, wiggling his ass and fluffy tail excitedly like he wants to say, yesyesyes I am I'm so needy please touch me please!

But good, dumb bunnies don't talk.

You ease down the final elastic waistband, your hung cock swinging out and landing with a heavy tap on his cheek. Looks oversized, nearly spanning the length of his face, thick and obscene compared to his pretty mouth. It's still open as you wanted, although he's nuzzling down the base to your heavy, pent up nutsack so he can sniff your sweaty musk and hump his hand harder. You love seeing him get all cockdumb and obedient for you... Waiting for your permission to lick and suck the way he wants.

You pull him in closer by the collar, rocking your hips to rub your whole heavy cock against his face, pressing your sack to his waiting mouth.

C'mon, lick right there, bunny. So easy. Show Daddy you're a good little cocksleeve.

And he's a good bunny, good toy, so he starts lapping and suckling at your hairy, sweaty nuts immediately, so eager to please and obey. He fits one side, then the other in his mouth, gently swirling his tongue and worshipping every inch of you.

It's so easy to just use him like that. Grab his short blonde hair, pulling him up to lick up your shaft, wetting your hard length, kissing and mouthing at you as much as he can. When you finally press the fat, uncut tip to his lips, all shiny with pre, he opens up and lets you stuff his pretty mouth full. You feel your cockhead slide against his hard palate, then soft, nudging at the tight entrance to his throat. When he whines, you feel it vibrate through you.

It's a blur of pleasure after that. You use your toy, holding his head and fucking into the clench of that sweet throat. You love his cute noises, slurping and moaning, face covered in drool and tears. Sucking and serving your massive cock is his only purpose right now. Devoted to being yours and only yours.

When you cum, you pull back, making sure it lands on his face, his suck-swollen lips, his tongue. A stray rope even falls down to land against his small tits.

You sigh, boneless and satisfied for s moment. Then you pet his ears and purr to him.

Swallow, baby. And c'mere.

Your pet gulps down the load that landed in his mouth and crawls up onto the couch with you, letting you pull and position him into your lap just like you wanted. He's in deep subspace, just happy to be touched so gentle after the way you used him. He hums happily and presses little kisses to your neck while you rub your cum into his soft little tits. You like it when he's marked up, claimed, covered in you. All yours.

You snuggle like that for a while.

Manhandle him into turning around in your lap... Kiss him on the mouth, satisfying his oral fixation with your own lips and tongue, deep and lovey kisses... You drool into his mouth and he swallows it, he's completely yours. And he's so wet...

You start to notice that, your cock half-hard as you continue to make out. You reach down and slide your hand under his underthings, feeling the wet-slimy cuntslick that's soaked through the fabric.

So wet. You're always in heat, bunny. This all for me?

He nods, sighing happily and bucking his hips against your hand, needing more.

Ah. Hold still, let me...

You slick your dick up with his wetness and stroke it once, twice, encouraging it to full hardness. Not that you need much encouragement, fuck.

He's yours. All yours. You tug the crotch of his panties aside and fit your raw tip against that warm, drippy cunt-slit. He keens, kissing along your jaw and wiggling his hips.

You grip his soft hips and squeeze, groping his ass and pulling him down. He gasps when you both feel the head fit inside, and his pussy is so warm. So soft, squeezing and gentle at the same time. He bites your shoulder to deal with the stretch and you laugh, smacking his ass.

Come on, bunny, take it deeper. You're mine. Just let me use this cute little hole...

Talking is hard after that. He feels so good on your cock, the head kissing against his soft cervix with every deep thrust. You hold him under his thighs to help him bounce, wet-cunt-getting-fucked sounds filling the room - sweaty and desperate and perfect.

Fuck, good boy, good boy- So good. Your pussy was made just for me, wasn't it? Perfect little toy. There's Daddy's dumb little cockslut, my cute bunny... Gonna cum deep inside, fuck your pretty cunt so full.

Your pretty cocktoy nods and zones out with pleasure, rubbing his clit and cumming, squeezing your cock rhythmically, mindlessly rocking his hips and letting you grip his waist and pull him up, moving his body up and down your big, thick cock like a toy, and the thought feels right. It's true, he is your property. Your tight, hot little cunt to fuck and breed as you please. You know he'll do anything you say. He gets tighter when you pinch his tits, mm, your pussyboy likes it rough, huh?

You roll him over on his back, not pulling out, a tight grip on his hips to make sure you stay buried deep inside your obedient pet's needy hole. You push his thighs up to his chest, spreading him, giving yourself the right angle to mount and mate the little slut the way he deserves. He moans and clings to you, cunt spasming when the rough fuck pushes him into another orgasm.

You growl. Mine. Fuck, you're mine- Like you wanna milk my cum out, baby, your pussy's twitching on my cock. You want it?

He's a mess, nodding and panting, making cute faces while you stretch his little cunt out.

Yeah? Want my cum? Baby, you know we didn't get a condom, right? It's risky y'know. Hah, fuck. You don't care, do you?

He pulls you in for a deep kiss, sucking on your tongue and clinging to you like hearing that just turned him on even more. You lick his lips and build up a rhythm, fucking him harder, nuts smacking his taint every time you bottom out, rubbing the tip against his womb. He's squirming in pleasure so much you have to hold him down, which excites you both.

Mm. Slut, you want it that bad?

You pull out almost to the tip and then sheath yourself in your toy's squeezing pussy with one deep thrust. He keens, so sensitive, blinking like he's trying to form a coherent thought but he just can't.

Feels like your pussy wants it, baby. You want Daddy's cum inside, breeding you?

He finally breaks the "bunnies can't talk" rule and babbles, yesyes Daddy please breed me I need- oh God, my pussy, please please breed me, want it Daddy don't pull out, wanna breed, cum inside-

Breeding him, fuck. You want to breed him, make him all yours inside and out, fuck your cum against his womb over and over until it takes. You want him domesticated and owned, belly full of your kids and his little tits getting heavy with milk. Want everyone to see him on your arm in public, see your hand on his waist, the collar on his neck, and his round knocked-up belly. Want them to know that he's your bitch.

You wrap an arm around his waist and grab his collar with your other hand, pulling him in for a lewd kiss while you finally fuck in deep and mark his pretty cunt with your seed.

Mmm...

You stay snuggled close, exchanging softer kisses while you both enjoy the warm glow of post-sex euphoria. Nuzzling and snuggling while your bitchboy lovingly cockwarms you.

Mm. Love you...

I love you too... You were so good for me. The best. Who's my little cutie?

You're silly, hehe.

Oh no, where's my cutie? I can't find my little bunny!

I'm right here, Daddy... Can I have another kiss?

So needy.

Pleeaaaase?

Mm, okay...

When you finally pull out you can see what a mess you made of that pink pussy, all reddened and puffy and dripping slick and your cum.

Clean me up, bunny. You order, casually shifting up to feed your messy cock into his mouth. He's even more spacey and compliant than before, so he just gently licks up the mess and sucks you clean, nosing down to lap at your balls, your inner thighs... Always his job to clean up, and he loves it. You sigh happily and pet his hair.

There, good bunny... Such a good boy, pretty mouth, made me feel so good. Love breeding you.

He hums his agreement and you shift around, spooning him. Rubbing his soft, flat tummy while you watch cartoons and recover, imagining knocking your pretty boy up again and again.

You know he's thinking the same thing.

#me and him #boybunny hours #bd/sm toy #breeding k!nk #petpl4y #nblm nsft #breeding boy #im the bunny n youre the dom if you couldnt tell hehe

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anba20fumetsu · 1 year

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Top!gn!reader, Dom!gn!reader, Bottom!Leona, Sub!Leona, genital described as a dick, breeding kink, belly bulge, degradation kink, edging, begging, hair pulling kink, asphyxiation, feminisation, anal sex, rough sex, biting, restraints, spit, kinda blood kink, kinda masochist Leona

“What the fuck did you just say?” You spat at him angrily. You looked like you were gonna tear him apart. Leona seeing this reaction to his words only got excited and he decided to add to it more. “You heard me. I should probably find another herbivore to fuck me.” As the words started to leave his mouth you slowly made your way to him not unlike a predator approaching their prey. Your pace, relatively slow but confident. Your face not showing any emotions. For the exception of your eyes, burning with fury. You continued your way around the table towards the sofa. “Seeing as you keep doing a bad job at it. Or maybe I should fuck them.” He continued still excited but progressively more fearful. He resented that emotion, you’re just a herbivore, he shouldn’t be feeling fear. You should be the one scared. He was the predator. As you arrived to him, on the sofa, you stopped in front of him. You stared down at him and did not say a single word. You simply waited for him to say more. Either an excuse or provoking words. Not that either would change the outcome.

Leona, seeing you not responding, started to realised that hat he was fucked. He really had done it. But he honestly kinda didn’t care. He was nervous but the excitement overbalanced it. He knew you were gonna get rough and he loved it. So he continued. “What is it? You know I’m right so you can’t respond. Is that what’s happening? I guess I really should go find someo-ack” Shutting him up by slamming your hand on his throat and starting to apply pressure. He really had the knack to make you angry. You applied pressure and pushed his head on the back of the sofa, while shuffling closer. “I knew you were a slut but, fuck Leona. It’s worse than I thought. Is that the only thing you can think of, getting fucked. Said all of this because you want me to fuck you, right? What a pervert you are.” Leona only grew hornier by what you were saying and your hand. He tried to shift a bit to relieve the ache in between his legs, but you quickly put a stop to it by putting pressure on it with your foot. Not expecting this he couldn’t suppress the loud moan that spilled out. He thought that you would move your foot a bit but was proven wrong. You just let it rest here and continued speaking. “See, you’re such a slut, moaning because of my foot. Well you know what Leona, I am gonna fuck you. I’m gonna fuck you so hard you won’t be able to think of anything else than my cum in you. I hope that when tomorrow you won’t be able to walk correctly, you’ll know to think before speaking. Now be a good slut and shut the fuck up.”

You took your foot off him and pulled him up by the hand still on his throat and then quickly slammed him back down now on his front taking your hand off. Then forced his legs apart and stood between them behind his back. Wanting to see what you would do next, Leona turned his head to the side and demanded of you to hurry up. Seeing and hearing this you put your hand on his head and pushed it deeper in the fabric of the sofa while telling him “I told to shut fuck up you dumb bitch. Sluts are only good to be quiet and take what I give them.” With your other hand , you reached to his front and started taking his belt off and brought it back to tie his hands with. You then opened the buttons of his shirt and shuffled it down. Looking at the bare skin of his back you started to kiss it softly at first. But you rapidly started to bite roughly, making him gasp in pleasure. You were tempted to bite him so hard he would bleed. And you did, tasting blood in your mouth was disgusting but thinking of the mark being left behind aroused you. Adding on to that the sound of Leona moaning, almost screaming really made this whole thing very dangerous. Pulling away from the wound, you saw the blood falling down his back. Leaving behind a trail of pink. You bent down to lick it off.

Continuing you let your hands roam around the expense of his front. You caressed all that you could reach. From his neck to his torso and his nipples that you twist a bit earning a groan out of him. You continued down his stomach and stayed there a bit, arriving at his waist you let your hands grip tight at it and really enjoy the feeling of it. Keeping your hands here, you moved closer to his ass. You pressed yourself to it and rubbed your dick on it. Leona feeling this but not satisfied enough, growled at you. Hearing this you immediately took strands of his hair and pulled hard while warning him to shut up or you wouldn't let him cum. The pulling got rewarded by a high pitched moan turning into whine after hearing your words. Satisfied you started to move your hands closer to his zipper and unzipped it. Taking his pants off him, you continued by brushing your fingers on his shaft covered by his boxers. Starting by circling his head then trail it down to his balls squeezing them a bit. Barely any pressure was applied frustrating Leona by the lack of contact. He decided to press forward onto your hand to get more of the friction. Or maybe you would get annoyed by him and really start to fuck him. But knowing his train of thoughts you let your hand fall off his shaft. Now awaiting Leona’s words and you quickly heard him say “No, fuck, reader, please just please i’m begging you just touch me, fuck me please.” Extremely satisfied with this for now but still surprised as you did not expect him to beg just yet. You put your hand back fully on him this time. Rubbing him through his boxers fully now and biting at his neck too. Your other hand came to his backside and rubbed the whole surface. Swiftly striking it once, then twice and thrice. Each strike brought a moan out of him but as you continued the moan got higher than the previous. Stopping to listen to his sounds, he was now breathing heavily and whining a bit too. He sounded delightfull, he was starting to sound wrecked. But it was only the beginning.

You took his boxers off and grabbed hold of both cheeks. You kneaded the skin and pulled both of them apart. Your thumb started to softly rub his hole and tried to breach it. Not being able to, you knew you needed lube so you spit on his hole and started to push your index in. You slowly pushed it in, knuckle by knuckle;. You were able to fit the entirety of it. You the tried to slowly move it around. Following the other finger you tried one more and started to scissor him. In the meantime, his breathing started to sound much heavier and whinier. Now able to fit the third finger in, you purposely missed his prostate. Feeling Leona pushing back on your finger and truly whine now. To put a stop on this you struck his ass once on both sides. He screamed out a moan as his backside was now highly sensitive and stopped his movements. Now finished prepping him, you took out your finger. Behind him you opened your pants and took out your cock, spitting on it to lubricate it. You aligned it to his hole and pushed in quickly and just as quickly started moving, knowing he liked the pain brought from this. Leona moaned loud at this and bent his back more to make it hit prostate. You then took a hold out of his hair and pulled hard making him bent his back and rising a bit from the sofa. Bringing his back to your front and switching your hold from his hair to his neck and applied pressure.

“Fuck Leona if you keep moaning like that I might just fuck a pup into you.”Hearing you tell him this really sealed the deal for him. He quickly cumed at the tough of you, filling him with cum and impregnating him. Cum spurted out of cock and hit the sofa. Your hips moving unforgivingly fast and hitting Leona’s sensitive ass in the process making his moans louder. Your brutal pace not stopping once and continued to hit his prostate dead on. All Leona could think now was your cock sliding in and out of his hole. He was gonna have your seeds in his hole and get pregnant. You switched your hold to him and you took your hand off his neck and put it on his belly. As you did, you felt a bulge there. Touching it a bit you realised what it was and told him ”Look slut, your so fucking small that I’m re-arranging your insides. I’m molding your insides with my cock.” Hearing this he looked down and saw it. His eyes rolled back and he now screamed. It made everything much more real. Feeling him tense up you knew another orgasm was coming. “Soon you’ll have my fucking kids in here. You’ll like that right slut. I’ll make you have my kids then I’ll fuck you again and again. You’ll have no time to think of others. I’ll never let you go. My own fucking slut, no one else.” With that Leona came hard on your cock splitting him apart. He screamed and tensed all over. Soon his whole body began shaking and you felt his hole squeeze around your cock. Feeling yourself come you quickly bite his shoulder hard and came in him. Coming down from your orgasm you felt him go boneless. You rapidly held him by his sides and took him off your cock. You tried to talk to him, but heard nothing. Realising he had fainted you set him on the sofa and took the belt off his hands. You then started to strip him and carried him to the bedroom. Putting him on the bed you left to get a rag, some water and some cream for his wrist. After putting the water on the nightstand, you wiped him down and applied a bit of the cream then put him under the covers. You stripped too, and layed next to him. Putting one of your arms around him and the other went in his hair, slowly caressing it. You finally slowly drifted to sleep.

Thank you for reading! Don’t hesitate to tell me if you liked it.

#sub twisted wonderland #sub Leona Kingscholar #sub character #dom gn reader #dom reader #dom male reader #top reader #top male reader

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thatswhatsushesaid · 6 days

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hmm

the point of my being a bit of a bitch about people who drop transparently bad faith commentary or straight up rude character hate in the tags really was just me deciding for myself, and not for anyone else, to confront people who are being deliberately rude. because i’ve got a higher than average tolerance for conflict and i do think people who are being trolls for the sake of trolling deserve to get a taste of their own medicine from time to time. i realize some people have no time or patience for this even if they otherwise agree with my takes, and that’s fine, the cut of my jib isn’t for you, go with god etc.

my goal wasn’t ever to discourage anyone from tagging thoughtful meta that also happens to be critical in the tags, because that’s as valid a use of a community space as my dumb text post memes, and i already scroll past jgy critical meta 9 times out of 10 when i encounter it unless i think i have a useful point to make and think the OP might be receptive.

idk where i’m going with this exactly, i just am having a bit of a Moment grappling with what i personally set out to do originally with this blog, which i truly never anticipated getting the following it currently has, vs the perception of what i’m doing by people who don’t know me, and trying to figure out how i feel about it. not great obviously. frustrated and sad. that was never the vibe i wanted to help foster and i’m bummed that i contributed to a new problem while trying to tackle an old one.

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#ray.txt #salty peak sect 🧂#or adjacent to it anyway. idk it’s some sad navel-gazing #feel free to just keep scrolling because you really aren’t missing anything

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I feel like the pjo show isn’t what I thought it would be at all, like they changed a lot of things, didn’t stick with the books(for the most part they tried), didn’t really pace it well(it was either rushed or slow but at the wrong times) and honestly it wasn’t that good to me. I feel like maybe I’m a bad person for thinking that the people playing these characters just aren’t it, liek clarisse for example, she was described to be this tough, unconventionally attractive girl who is (frankly) buff and strong physically but in the show(and no hate to Dior) she’s not buff, she’s not big, she’s skinny and conventionally attractive. And I feel like that’s, disappointing. Like finding girl characters who are not conventionally attractive and/or aren’t skinny/pretty is so hard already and now clarisse is this skinny, conventionally attractive girl and so I’m left with thoughts like “am I the bad guy for feeling this way?” “Is it me who’s the problem?”

so, I just feel like maybe I’m weird for feeling this way. Maybe me thinking(oh Rick said he’d stick by the books so he will) was a stupid thought because he obviously didn’t and whenever I even think of saying ‘this isn’t like the books.’ I can literally taste the massive swarm of people telling me ‘well Rick himself is directing this’ ‘why don’t you like the show it’s literally so good’ ‘you just don’t like it because you’re racist’ and now I’m left with feeling like a bitch and a fool and now I’m getting gaslighting into making myself think that the show did stick by the books and that nothing important changed-🦭

I disagree with the characters part just because I think as long as they embody the essence of the character they’re fine and everyone casted did a really good job at that.

As for everything else I totally agree and tbh I found the show boring. It was only faithful in some aspects but it’s lost its charm. The changes that they made (most of them) make no sense to the plot and seem unnecessary. Somethings that were taken out to make room for new/changed scenes really were just disappointing. The random info dumps that happened had me like ???? Cause half of the stuff isn’t known till like 3-5 books and for good reason. Like learning about May castellen this early literally spun me on my head. And I saw someone talk about how there’s some things that they info dumped about but not enough that you’d be able to understand without reading the books and just general stuff thrown in without explaining significance. And they just took out most everything that made the series lovable. The humor MIXED with the danger, the way things intermingled with the human world (the underworld having an entrance in a recording studio as a nod to the evil in Hollywood, Charon being this fun guy who loves luxurious Italian suits and is underpaid, there being an E-Z line in the underworld. Stuff like that). I know they could fit EVERYTHING in but the stuff that they could’ve put in the they omitted for other stuff just seemed like a sloppy attempt at a rewrite.

And how fast they figured everything out completely threw me off. It takes away the stakes. I understand everyone’s arguments of “ofc they know about the myths and stuff they grew up with it they aren’t dumb” but that’s the thing. In the books the whole point is that they knew about this stuff and they still got caught off guard with the way the monsters adapted to the human world. That and the mist which canonically can affect demigods a bit too. It made it gripping how they had to use their brains to forcefully push through the mist and find a way out. And they are twelve years old on a quest not even a grown man can handle l, they’re stressed, they’re tired, they’re hungry, it makes MORE sense that’d they fuck up a bit and be off their game.

I’m gonna stop before I make this a novel. But I agree it fell flat and it’s very disappointing but kudos to the actors cause they did amazing with what they had to work with.

#evangelineshifts ˖⋆࿐໋₊#🦭 anon #angel messages 🪽✨#reality shifting #shiftblr #desired reality #shifting #quantum jumping #shifting realities #shifters #shifter #shifting to pjo #pjo show crit

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nightmarecita · 2 months

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Adam X Oc

The first time they met, Adam's first impression was that she was boring and had very bad taste, at first he was a little curious about her, which was normal, but his attempt at rapprochement was not the best of all.

—And this cutie?— the man known as Ethan, whose purpose in the band was to play the drums, leaned a little towards the shorter winged girl with a subtly flirtatious smile, finding her sweet appearance and face attractive at first glance. tender and with a squashy appearance.

The angel tilted her head a little and retreated a little at her sudden approach, her eyes were a little drooping and everything about her revolved around colors with various shades of blue, her eyes, her hair. her. . . Her mouth, because it gave the impression that there were cyan marks on the sides of her mouth, simulating small embroidery.

—Leave her alone, she came for me, asshole.– She was named Laila, who was in charge of pushing away her dear friend's drummer, a dear friend she had met about a week ago, actually, but he was quite nice to her. . . And she reminded him of someone she knew during her lifetime.

Adam was elated and happy after being booed by some fans, and after handing out some autographs and exciting the girls with flirtatious looks, he made his way through the hallways so he could drop off his things and finally leave, he hummed a little under his breath, his Good mood could be quickly noticed, he still had a lot of energy, and he was thinking about releasing it, specifically on someone.

— Wait for me outside, dear, I'll just change.– He immediately recognized Laila's voice, who was in her band. From the hallway he watched her enter the bathroom and leave a girl behind.

For a moment the appearance of the angel seemed familiar to him, approaching her to inspect her one more voice, where do you know her from? There are many people in heaven, but he specifically remembered having seen her somewhere, not at the concert, he didn't remember. having seen it as a spectator.

But admiring her a little more closely, he remembered her desire to expel the energy he had from her into more physical action, and even though she wasn't his type physically, he didn't hesitate to approach her.

— Hey, cutie, are you waiting for someone?– Adam's sudden approach surprised the angel a little, but she just looked at him and nodded. Her face was a little curious to Adam, but that didn't stop him.

— Who are you?–

Adam almost drowned.

With a puzzled expression, she went blank, silently staring at the short one as she processed her question, what kind of question is that?

— What kind of question is that?! I'm the fucking Adam! Do you live under a rock or what?!– He frowned, leaning exaggeratedly towards the angel, who pressed his back against the wall. by that approach, but after trying to make sense of the situation, his smile suddenly grew, bringing his face closer to her, almost in a predatory way while his wings spread over her, giving a feeling of intimidation because this It made him look bigger than before.– Ohh, I get it, you're trying to play dumb to get my attention, aren't you? You fake little bitch.– The tone of his voice quickly became slightly mocking and seductive, as the angel Below him I looked at him with confusion and surprise, all of this was very fast and sudden.

— Since you don't know who I am, why don't I show you who Adam is?— Her hands held the angel's hips, causing her to jump a little because of it.

— No!– When this was too much for her, she pushed the man from her body, her cheeks were a little red and she was a little agitated, clearly this whole act worked to upset her, since you were not used to these things.

It took Adam a few moments to process that she had pushed him, so he stayed silent, staring at her until he scowled angrily, crossing his arms in indignation.

— Hey! How dare you push me?! You should be grateful that I, Adam, noticed a bitter bitch like you!

That was it, he was no longer in a good mood.

Without allowing the angel to say anything else, Adam began to quietly complain and mutter curses, turning around as he quickly walked away from her,

Who would reject HIM? It was the fucking Adam, she should be grateful that he noticed her! What bad tastes she must have to have pushed him away like that, how rude!

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Lizzie Saltzman Quote Rp Meme

I’ve got a lot of secs...I mean time.”

“I’m trying to rise above it so let me freaking rise.”

“Did she who must not be named just fat shame me?”

“Are we poor?”

“That is why I have decided to permantly release my inner bitch.”

“If you hurry, you can catch up with blair bitch and tongue chum her again.”

“Distracted during a monoluge, classic villain mistake.”

“For the record, this selfless act of heroicism fully cancels out my previous dodgy behavior.”

“I just have this feeling that everything is going to work out just fine.”

“Only a threat to those dumb enough not to fall in line.”

“Great luck sending jimminy cricket after me.”

“”Aparently not long enough to think of something clever to say.”

“Fifty shades me.”

“This sentient jar of artisinal maynoaise.”

“Don’t worry. I will just ask him about star wars and he will talk the whole time.”

“This is a nergasm, not a plan.”

“If I am destined to die in my prime, at least let it be in a blaze of heroes glory.”

“I know that I am great, but everyone else- terrible.”

“I spent a lot of time bettering myself over the summer and I am gonna need you all to rise to my level.”

“This is terrible news. It’s freaking fall not winter. What am I gonna wear?”

“I’ve always wanted to be apart of a power couple.”

“I’m mad at the world and you just happen to be in it.”

“Thanks a lot. Way to ruin life for the rest of us.”

“One word. one word and I could burn her perky little boobs to ash.”

“We aren’t in the prison yard, ass hat.”

“Would you like to be the robin to my batwoman?”

“You’re fine. Just a little- Slutty.”

“We are gonna suck?”

“Anything to keep me from picturing my sister’s tragic visit to the shire.”

“Sometimes, she was just tired or having a bad day or whatever.”

“I just want to soak in this gold moment when we thought that your plan would work.”

“You are pagent pretty, reasonable well spoken and the added benefit of being an orphan.”

“It’s effective, but her methods- quaint.”

“Screw this world.”

“Well, in that case, screw personal growth.”

“I’m sorry. We can’t all be born with resting pouty face.”

“We get it you came back. Now, disapear again.”

I fancy sex with you. The jury’s out on all the rest.”

“For the love of frodo, go rescue your hobbit. We will muddle through.”

“I’m a taste maker. An influencer. people don’t know what they want til I tell them they want it.”

“I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that on a poster at the dentist’s.”

“New plan. The gloves are off. Let’s burn these bitches to the ground. We’re going to give these townies a taste of what we’re really made of.”

“No one has been better off without you.”

“And we don’t exist for just one boy.”

“This is an honor. It’s so nice to know that you all love me as much as I love myself.”

“Epic former frenemy reunion is going to have to wait.”

“A mission for a hero and her league of- whatever.”

“In order to conquer, we had to divide.”

“i thought you would have wanted to spend the day canoodling with your hipster boyfriend.”

Ew. Wait, that leaves me with High-and-Mighty Granger. Like Hermione Granger, but just more stuck-up?”

“You only get one chance to make a good first impression, and you don’t want to be the girl that wears a uniform to a school that doesn’t have uniforms.”

“That wreath can’t go there. That is where the doves are being released which is after the video, remember?”

“Oh god, he has got you speaking nerd.”

“I’m getting back to me. I am who I am.”

“If you would be happy to be my date to my birthday on Friday.”

“Do I look pretty when I play quarterback?”

“You are not friends. Your just a montage.”

“I’m not worried about losing the election. I’m worried about what I’m going to wear to my victory rally. The outfit makes the speech.”

“No, I am not a virgin.”

“Oh god, that was my inside voice.”

“For once, your weird relationship with my dad is paying off.”

“You cannot leave me alone with just her for company.”

“I was making an entrance mop head.”

“If she still wants to kill me, the safest place I can be is right next to you.”

“No, I am right on time to kick your ass.”

“On a scale from horrific to apocalyptic, a 12.”

“That is such a move.”

“I am nosey, in like a charming way.”

“Do I look like a nerd?”

“nothing that you and I will be proud of.”

“It’s hero time.”

“Nu-uh, we are all good.”

“Are you seriously telling me that I am going to die because I become a better person?”

“on the bright side, we are all happy that you are single.”

“I don’t do trash.”

“I should have said this earlier but black isn’t your color.”

“No wonder you had a thing for me.”

“Is it because I am prettier than you?”

“It’s so much less impressive when you give the hero speeches.”

“Oh god, I am having an episode again.”

“I did. I do. Also- I am incredibly turned on by him.”

“I prefer to die with dignity.”

“Unchain me, and maybe I will tell you. You thrift store hobbit.”

“Trust me, no one thinks that.”

“We are about to die. Figure something out.”

“I’m unique and special and for some reason I am angry at the world because of it.”

“Good morning... more like despair.”

“I care that instead of being welcomed at the airport, we were stuck taking a shuttle that smelled like a sewer for three hours.”

“See the new you is so snarky.”

“Be surprised quitely.”

“So buckle up. We are in this tell the bitter end.”

“It’s okay. Just let it out the real way. Like you have needed too all this time.”

“All good things, I hope.”

“What is with the performance anxiety?”

“Why? I am wearing polyester.”

“Who is this trollop?”

“When I said that I wanted to hang out, this is not what I had in mind.”

“This is the definition of girl power. I am proud of us.”

“If you tell anyone else this, I will deny it, but I am glad you are back.”

“WIth global warming, I might never see the florida keys because of you.”

“who better to put a touching memorial to me than me?”

“That hair, that shirt... oh, I see you have a point there.”

“We are airy clouds flying high above a tuburlant sea of teenage drama.”

“He is hot and crazy and the language barrier would make it hard to communicate. Just how I like it.”

“Why are you carrying a sword?”

“Sorry, I think.”

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