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rphelperblog · 1 year
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Romantic First Meeting Rp Meme
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“Hey, don’t worry about it. I’ll take care of the rest of that for you.❜ 
Do you mind if i sit here?❜ 
“As sad as it is, misery loves company. I’m glad I am not the only person who was stood up.❜ 
“I think I know your sister/brother,❜ 
“Sorry about that, let me help you feel that.❜ 
“I have a lot of secs- Time, I mean time.❜ 
“God, your beautiful. Wonderful, that was my inside voice.❜ 
“Do you mind if I draw you or this school project?❜ 
“is this seat taken?❜ 
”you must be new! i didn’t catch your name! “
hey. do you need some help with that ﹖❜ 
hey i’ve got extra time on the dryer; you’re welcome to it. ❜ 
excuse me, could you hand me that--❜ 
it’s your first time too, huh? ❜ 
usually this isn’t a place to meet new people, but here we are! ❜ 
hey you! being a wallflower won’t gain you friends, come say hi! ❜ 
wait can we start over, i prefer to leave a good impression. ❜ 
❛  i know we only just met but i already feel like i’ve known you my whole life.  ❜ 
 ❛  umm, is this seat taken ?  ❜ 
❛  don’t be alarmed now but there’s someone following you. pretend you know me and come with me. i’ll get you somewhere safe.  ❜
 ❛  my friends ditched me here and now i could really use a ride home.  ❜ 
❛  i don’t think we’ve met yet but you looked like you needed someone to talk to.  ❜
 ❛  can you please pretend to be my boyfriend / girlfriend for a moment so my ex will leave me alone ?   ❜ 
❛  are you always this straightforward with strangers ?  ❜
 ❛  here, i noticed you lost this earlier.  ❜ 
❛  i’m sorry, i must’ve mistaken you for somebody else.  ❜ 
❛  so, what brings you here today ?  ❜
 ❛  hi, my name is [name]. it’s nice meeting you.  ❜ ❛  you’re cute. how about i buy you a drink ?  ❜
 ❛  can’t you watch where you are going ?!  ❜ 
❛  i just moved into the apartment next to you, so i guess we’re gonna be neighbors now.  ❜ ❛  oh god, you’re [name], aren’t you ?  ❜ 
❛  here, let me help you.  ❜ 
❛  is there a reasons you’re here on your own ?  ❜ 
❛  apparently we’re going to be working on this together now.  ❜
 ❛  you look like you could use a hand with that.  ❜ 
❛  what do people around here do to have some fun ?  ❜ 
❛  looks like this will take a while, huh ?  ❜
 ❛  oh god. please tell me you haven’t just heard me talk to myself.  ❜
 ❛  excuse me, i think i’m lost.  ❜ 
❛  i just wanted to say that i really like your outfit.  ❜
 ❛  do you come here often ?  ❜
 ❛  do you mind if i join you for a bit ?  ❜ 
❛  you looked lonely so i got you a drink.  ❜
 ❛  i don’t think we’ve met, i’m [name].  ❜
 ❛  what the hell just happened there ?  ❜
 ❛  have you seen this anywhere ? i must’ve lost it.  ❜ 
❛  can i please use your phone ? i have to call someone to get me out of here.  ❜ 
❛  seems like we’re gonna be spending a lot of time together.  ❜
 ❛  come with me, and don’t ask any questions. it’s urgent.  ❜ 
❛  i heard strange noises coming from your apartment and just wanted to make sure everything is alright.  ❜
 ❛  i have a spare ticket, you wanna come in with me ?  ❜ 
❛  you don’t know me but will you be my date for tonight ?  ❜ 
❛  we’ve got some time to kill so why don’t you tell me a little about yourself ?  ❜ 
❛  i don’t usually just walk up to strangers but my friends set me up to it.  ❜ 
❛  i think our orders may have gotten mixed up.  ❜ 
❛  do i have something on my face or why do you keep looking at me like that ?  ❜
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clownturnedkiller · 11 months
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What will you do?
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Kick
Caress cheek
Punch
Run away
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stolasowlofgoetia · 11 months
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What will you do?
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Throw drink
Kill
Scare
Violate
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theliarshart · 11 months
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What will you do?
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Ask to leave
Kiss cheek
Flirt
Leave them
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gamblinggryphon · 11 months
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What will you do?
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Scare
Kneel down
Kiss
Run away
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nightmareofthedamned · 11 months
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What will you do?
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Caress cheek
****
Propose
Confess
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pentagramcityradio · 11 months
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What will you do?
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Kiss cheek
Leave
Flatter
Make them mine
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angel-dust-addict · 11 months
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What will you do?
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Admire
Punch
Kiss cheek
Kneel down
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multistoty · 2 years
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Open to any female muses of a human Au were Josie has been mutually pining over your muse at a coffee shop next to the college her dad runs- Any assumed friendship or etc open
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Josie was certain that her smile was either to wide or overly thought out in front of the most beautiful woman she had ever seen in her twenty one years of life. Large doe eyes gleaming with the truth of her feelings regardless of the way her mouth decided to create sound. It wasn’t fair that the Saltzman girl was so poised on most thing that were not flirtation. Her arms were leaned against the coolness of the marble countertop. The place surprisngly empty of young people typing and eating pastries as she stressed over work. Her heart shaped pout momentarily breathed a piece of onyx hair blocking her gaze. There was something about loving someone soul first. The kindness and conversation with which the soul in front of her gave. “God, it’s unfair how pretty you are,” the words had no parachutes as they fell out of her mouth. The wit of the joke had apparently loosened her tongue slighty. A pepper of a blush blooming against the delicate skin of her cheek. Had the barista heard? “Lovely that was my inside voice, but it’s true. You have been more than a miracle worker for premed student and not just with the coffee and bearclaws that keep me alive.”
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i-will-write · 7 months
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typhlonectes · 6 months
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Leave Your Front and Back Doors WIDE Open All Night Day
via: Nicholas Conigliaro
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rphelperblog · 1 year
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Assorted Protective Lovers Sentence Starter
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You think I am stopping you because I don’t think your capable? You being capable is the problem.”
“You mean more to me than my next breath. there was no ask.”
“Choosing love and war are both honorable choices.”
You are injured. I will murder you if you get up and than bring you back to life to murder you again. I love you.”
“I could fight ghosts themselves and not flinch if only to see you whole.”
“Love doesn’t need reason.”
“Love doesn’t see reason.”
“I’d yell now that we are alive though you clearly don’t listen to me.”
“Are you going to be the one to stop me? because I know what I am going to do, I just need to know who is going to try and stop me.”
“This world needs you far more than me.”
“Regardless of title or standing, I will fight and die for you or at your side.”
Look just because I am capable of protecting you, doesn’t mean you have to need it so much?”
“Wasn’t sure if I should yell at you or kiss you for getting yourself into this?’
“Love means we are a team. if we are going into danger, it is together since I doubt you like the macho role.”
“Of course, walk towards the danger because you have a human shield.”
“I’m not trying to control you. I am trying to keep you safe.”
“No, don’t do that it’s not safe.”
“You’re scared of that, aren’t you?”
“Don’t touch her/him!”
“It’s cute that you tried to protect me and all, but you’re like a foot shorter than me, you know?”
“I will always step in between you and something like that.”
“Why? Because I don’t want you to get hurt, that’s why!”
“Do you think just because my feet don’t touch the bottom of the pool that I need a floatie?”
“The stepping stool is unecessary.”
“I’m not apologizing for what I said to that asshole/jerk… He/she was saying terrible things about you.”
“If you say another word about her/him, you’ll regret it.” 
“I don’t want to put you in that type of environment.”
“Make sure to tell me if you get worried, or nervous, or claustrophobic, or-”
“You could have been hurt.”
“I indirected him/her on Twitter for your honor.”
“I think you should leave this type of thing to me.” “I’m gonna protect you.”
“You can hold onto me if you’re scared, you know?”
“I’m not leaving you alone.  Not now, not ever.”
“Let’s all watch a different movie.  This one freaks her/him out.”
“I get where you’re coming from dude, but honestly shut the hell up and don’t talk about her/him that way.”
“She/He isn’t an object.”
“She/he told me what you did, and all I’m gonna do is tell you to stay away.”
“You don’t know anything about her/him!”
“What?  You think that was funny?  You just insulter her/him, and expect me to laugh?”
“I’m not gonna let you put up with that.”
“Really, if you told me to I’d go punch them for you.”
“Wait, let me walk you home.”
“I’ll drive you, please– please don’t go like this.”
“It’s dangerous.
“I’m worried about you.”
“I meant it when I said I would protect you.”
“I’m not stepping aside until you back up.”
“It’s too cold for you to come out here without a jacket on.”
“I’ll go see what the noise was.”
“Stay on the phone with me.”
“Promise me you’ll be safe.”
“I don’t feel comfortable with you going there on your own.”
“He/She did what to you?”
“I won’t let you go through something like that again.”
“I’m not perfect, but I’m trying my hardest to do everything to keep you safe.” “Stay behind me.”
“I promised your mom to make sure you didn’t do anything stupid tonight.”
“I love you.  Of course I’m gonna defend you like that.”
“No, he/she isn’t good enough to take you out.  Trust me, I know.” 
“Are you planning to stay glued to my side this whole evening?”
“I’ll be okay, because I know you’re back here ready to step in if I need you.”
“Thank you for always sticking with me.”
“I’m really worried about her/him, but I don’t think he/she wants me to call.”
“I don’t know what I would do if something happened to you.”
“Like, I don’t expect to ever have to take a bullet for you, but I would.”
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omnybus · 5 months
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demcndcgs · 11 months
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What will you do?
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Ravish
Confess
Yell at
Hug
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firecrackerdetonator · 11 months
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What will you do?
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Punish
Ask to move out
Kill
Leave them
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glitterandlust · 11 months
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What will you do?
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Admire
Punch
Kiss cheek
Kneel down
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