I saw someone post something like this and I decided I want to try too!!🐷
Im open to suggestions or changes too.
20 notes- I’ll drink a whole gallon of half and half
50 notes - I’ll post a video with me oinking
70 notes - hot sauce covered piece of food in my ass for an hour
90 notes - I’ll send a picture of whatever of my body to anyone who messages me
110 notes - hot sauce on and in my cunt which i will keep reapplying every 30 minutes for 3 hours
150 notes - however much sleep I plan on getting that night, I will watch porn for half of it and ruin my sleep (sleep for 8 hours usually, so that means I only sleep for 4 and then watch porn for 4)
180 notes - I’ll masturbate with my head my the toilet without cleaning it, making sure to get my hair wet and face wet and rub my face against the toilet bowl. I’ll keep my head in the toilet until I cum.
200 notes- I will masturbate in a public bathroom and cum, no matter who is in there. I can’t stop once I start masturbating until I cum.
250 notes - I will masturbate in a public bathroom again, but this time completely naked and laying on the floor in a stall. Anyone would be able to see me if they walked in, and im not allowed to stop until I cum.
Taking suggestions for 300 notes 🐷
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Romantic First Meeting Rp Meme
“Hey, don’t worry about it. I’ll take care of the rest of that for you.❜
Do you mind if i sit here?❜
“As sad as it is, misery loves company. I’m glad I am not the only person who was stood up.❜
“I think I know your sister/brother,❜
“Sorry about that, let me help you feel that.❜
“I have a lot of secs- Time, I mean time.❜
“God, your beautiful. Wonderful, that was my inside voice.❜
“Do you mind if I draw you or this school project?❜
“is this seat taken?❜
”you must be new! i didn’t catch your name! “
hey. do you need some help with that ﹖❜
hey i’ve got extra time on the dryer; you’re welcome to it. ❜
excuse me, could you hand me that--❜
it’s your first time too, huh? ❜
usually this isn’t a place to meet new people, but here we are! ❜
hey you! being a wallflower won’t gain you friends, come say hi! ❜
wait can we start over, i prefer to leave a good impression. ❜
❛ i know we only just met but i already feel like i’ve known you my whole life. ❜
❛ umm, is this seat taken ? ❜
❛ don’t be alarmed now but there’s someone following you. pretend you know me and come with me. i’ll get you somewhere safe. ❜
❛ my friends ditched me here and now i could really use a ride home. ❜
❛ i don’t think we’ve met yet but you looked like you needed someone to talk to. ❜
❛ can you please pretend to be my boyfriend / girlfriend for a moment so my ex will leave me alone ? ❜
❛ are you always this straightforward with strangers ? ❜
❛ here, i noticed you lost this earlier. ❜
❛ i’m sorry, i must’ve mistaken you for somebody else. ❜
❛ so, what brings you here today ? ❜
❛ hi, my name is [name]. it’s nice meeting you. ❜ ❛ you’re cute. how about i buy you a drink ? ❜
❛ can’t you watch where you are going ?! ❜
❛ i just moved into the apartment next to you, so i guess we’re gonna be neighbors now. ❜ ❛ oh god, you’re [name], aren’t you ? ❜
❛ here, let me help you. ❜
❛ is there a reasons you’re here on your own ? ❜
❛ apparently we’re going to be working on this together now. ❜
❛ you look like you could use a hand with that. ❜
❛ what do people around here do to have some fun ? ❜
❛ looks like this will take a while, huh ? ❜
❛ oh god. please tell me you haven’t just heard me talk to myself. ❜
❛ excuse me, i think i’m lost. ❜
❛ i just wanted to say that i really like your outfit. ❜
❛ do you come here often ? ❜
❛ do you mind if i join you for a bit ? ❜
❛ you looked lonely so i got you a drink. ❜
❛ i don’t think we’ve met, i’m [name]. ❜
❛ what the hell just happened there ? ❜
❛ have you seen this anywhere ? i must’ve lost it. ❜
❛ can i please use your phone ? i have to call someone to get me out of here. ❜
❛ seems like we’re gonna be spending a lot of time together. ❜
❛ come with me, and don’t ask any questions. it’s urgent. ❜
❛ i heard strange noises coming from your apartment and just wanted to make sure everything is alright. ❜
❛ i have a spare ticket, you wanna come in with me ? ❜
❛ you don’t know me but will you be my date for tonight ? ❜
❛ we’ve got some time to kill so why don’t you tell me a little about yourself ? ❜
❛ i don’t usually just walk up to strangers but my friends set me up to it. ❜
❛ i think our orders may have gotten mixed up. ❜
❛ do i have something on my face or why do you keep looking at me like that ? ❜
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Forecast of the new year of bg3 fandom :
astarion cancelled, then uncancelled (Acetarion drama era), then cancelled again
anon hate sent to all shippers
anon hate sent to no shipper
popular new ship of wyll and gale where wyll is 2m tall and enorme and gale is a twink, racism allegations, popular artist revealed to be racist due to 2012 use of n word in minecraft RP
people start to ship the voice actors, enormous RPF drama
trans laezel drama
rcdart revival starting with un-NBying the emperor proceeding to raceswapped bloodweave
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