Every now and then I'm reminded Real People with Actual Jobs use tumblr and I've always been legitimately curious what all you weird adults are up to when you're not on this site and with tumblr's New Poll Feature I can finally get an answer! (or the closest approximation of an answer possible with only 10 available options h a)
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Psspsspsspss giving Levi or Solomon or Simeon or anybody headpats??????
How about giving all three headpats? (≧∀≦)ノ
These are short ‘n silly!- cuz I feel like everybodys done headpat hcs ‘n I couldn’t think of anything super original sjkhdks
Solomon ↓
Solomon is- well- honestly he’s a lot like a cat!
‘n ya know, touch-staved-
As soon as your hand touches Solomon’s head he lets out a pleased little hum, that sounds an awful lot like he’s purring and smiles softly.
He’ll even tilt his head and push against your hand so you have to keep patting his head or run your fingers through his hair.
I hope you don’t plan on stopping anytime soon because the second you do Solomon’s pouting and asking for more headpats!
Levi ↓
Leviathan.exe has stopped working; please consider turning him off and back on again :)
Kidding, kidding!!!-
Although Levi does go a little stiff at first and he’s just…… staring at you, confused, because you’re willingly touching him?- Him??? He’s weird and gross and he’s, him and- and he’s turning red in the face while he panics internally, before he can finally stutter out, “W-what?! Wh-why??” trying to ask you what you're doing.
When you answered that you just felt like giving him headpats, he gets even redder! Before huffing that you have to warn him next time!!! His heart can’t take sneak attacks!!!
But plz give him more headpats he loves them <3
Simeon ↓
His hair is sooo, sooo soft!!!! Like omgomg so soft! *ahem* anywayz- moving on-
Simeon loves headpats!!! I mean, really, what’s not to love about them???
When he gets headpats, you get to see the sweetest, happiest smile ever on his face and he melts into your touch!
He’ll also give you headpats at random times and then angle his head towards you trying to get more headpats in return!!!
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Owl House/Boiling Isles biology headcanons from a fic idea I never wrote:
Witches have a wider range of color vision than humans. A lot of magic puts off infrared light (meaning Luz is missing out on like, half of what spells actually look like).
Humans, however, have a better sense of smell. Witches are better at digesting potentially hazardous materials, but humans have to worry about poisons. Humans are also highly specialized to smell petrichor (via Wikipedia, "able to detect it at concentrations as low as 0.4 parts per billion"), and witches can't smell it at all. (Luz is like, "I miss the rain smells in the human realm so much. On the Boiling Isles the rain just smells like burning :/" and all her friends are like, "what. are you talking about."
Witches don't have an appendix, but they do, coincidentally, also have a random organ that doesn't have much of a purpose and sometimes ruptures and kills you. It's located slightly above the right lung.
Kinda obvious but, ears. Witch ears have a greater curve than human ears and taper into a point. They have some limited mobility, allowing the witch to pinpoint sounds, and they play a part in emotional expression. For a witch, it's not really that strange that human ears are round, it's more that they don't move at all. They're completely stiff, and it makes humans difficult to read. (Luz is lucky she's otherwise very expressive, or else she would come off as nearly emotionless. As it is, sometimes people think she's not being genuine, because her ears don't match the rest of her expression, like when someone smiles without their eyes.)
Humans have slightly denser bones than witches. As a result, humans weigh a bit more on average and put on muscle easier.
Witches can't digest lactose
A high tolerance for most human poisons means that alcohol isn't a popular drug for witches. It technically affects them in a similar way, but their tolerance is such that it's not an effective way to get high. Most of the drugs used recreationally on the Boiling Isles would kill a human instantly.
Witches have a different pulse beat from humans, since their hearts are designed differently to accommodate the bile sac (and grimwalkers' pulses are even more unique, since they have a galdorstone. Rather than the thump of blood valves, Grimwalkers have a sort of magic hum that pulses their circulatory system.)
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Need jing yuan to lay down on top of and crush me i think that would fix all of my psychological problems actually
He would do it, no questions asked. Jing Yuan is the kind of lover to just do what you say as long as it’s within reason, and something like this definitely is. Lays on you without a word really, just curls on top of you and ready to nap with a big smile on his face. Kisses across the top of your forehead and up to the crown of your head as he relaxes his weight on you. How comfy! He’ll nudge around if you’re not comfortable, but from the way your breathing gets nice and slow, how your arms squeeze around his middle before going lax, he thinks you’re doing just fine. It’s his turn next- he likes it when you lay on him, too. But it’s nice to be the one being held, too.
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So there is supposedly no TOTK DLC planned at this time and I'm... honestly very bummed about it. So many opportunities to fill in gaps in the story, give more detailed lore on the zonai and other barely explained elements, and to bring back beloved characters (like we ALL predicted Kass DLC?? Hello?? Wdym you just wrote him out of the game??). Like the game is HUGE and I can't say it needs DLC, given just how much we got. But I was desperately hoping at least some of the half assed world building could be salvaged by DLC.
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I found myself listening to “The Fire is Gone” for like half an hour on loop the other nigbt
my brain is rotting as we speanink
If you think The Fire Is Gone gives you brain rot you should listen to this
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When Mary Oliver said, “Some wounds never vanish. Yet little by little, I learned to love my life.”
And when Andrea Gibson said, “I suppose I love this life, inspite of my clenched fist.”
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