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TYLER: I don't wanna talk to anyone.
Twenty One Pilots - Vessel's 10th Anniversary Variety Stream
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tuta-hua-saaz · 2 months
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Ye metro card ko bt hamesha tabhi deni hoti hai jab mein ek ghanta late hori hoti hu
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styleburger · 9 months
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SAFIR by CALIN and VIKTOR SHEEN // (CZE)
via: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zDf6Ddpc40
Song: Safír / Album: Roadtrip (2023)
director/writer: Flashfaker; DOP: Bekim Hoti; management: David Kopecký, Dominik Křenek; production: Matěj Kretík / Bookin Agency; 1AC: Ondřej Andrešič; edit: Martin Štembera; gaffer: Bohdan Petryšín; grip: Josef Kos; MUA: Anna Ipatová; stylist: Siuzanna Yunusova; color grading: Cashmaker; car mount: Vít Rosenbaum, Filip Pečený; LED visuals: Lukáš Dřevjaný, Fakerflash; runner: Josef Tomášek; photography: Jakub Fišer; BTS: Martin Futtera
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sajaffery · 11 months
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1....doosri baar
So….my wife is a few days away from becoming a veritable TOPE in the world of British Theatre, capital B and capital T, which doesn’t always allow black and brown people in bt when it does it makes sure that they ar the correct sort aik dum saaf shafaaaf andnot connected to anyone who might hav or even DOES have some questionable views…i.e. me. Jee. Mein. Mein houn KHALNAYAK! Never ever been confsed for a Nayak. Either way. Point being that I have been asked to remove my old posts Jahan pai some of the views stated were lets say thoray questionable. Only by those who have no understanding of nuance and no understanding of the point of these posts which is to say whatever the fuck comes in my head. No filter. No mercy. NO EDITING BC a rule I have already brokenmultiple times as I type this latets latets latests hahah fuck! Latest latest bakwas no breaks for laughing keeptyping bastard hahaha I cant stop. Okay okay clm down. Chill maaro. Haan toh no rereading. No stopping just diatrabing. Which is te whole pointof social media. Lets face koi toh sach boool dai. This is a new trick by the way. You might not have realized but ill throw in the odd phrase in urdu/roman to thrown the members of the british theatre elite who have stumpled accorss this blog to find ammo againt my lovely lovely Mrs bcause who khud toh doodh mein dhule hain aur main hee who RAKHSHAS jo inko giraaaaaa sakta hain.
Fuck. 259 words ina. Gono stopping to breath. Haven’t done this in a while. No I haven’t written anything  a while not even just general hought or other sorts of rubbish.ab toh BC haath mein bhe dard hna shurur ojatahai when I pick up a pen. Bohoth editig horahe hai aaj. Koi baat nahin. Ll be better from tomorrow. Aby tum kall phir aao gai.. haan BK harr dnn aaounnga mein tumhara sarrr khaanay.
Im atualy really enjoying the writing in urdubit. Sahi ka dil ki baat nikalti hai. Maybe this is the future. This is the way of making desi literature cool again. Because im sick of reading the works of brown people without hearing the old totototototto Apu head shake in my head. Jisko daikho BC waise hee likh raha hota hai. Kab take hum yeh bardaaaasht karein gai. Kab tak hummaraa muuu mitti mai milaya jaaaiga!!!! Too much politics. Ive definetly been following too much politics in Pakistan im seeig fucking saazish everywhere. Down with Khan BC
428!! Uski maaaa ki. Not Khan ki. Bichari she died to give us Shaukat Kahnum. The only good thing he has ever done. World cup toh Miandad nai jitaaya tha. Don’t belive the Punjabi narrative. Just because the guy was from a karachi working class family and spoke with a lisp they made him out to be a joke. Theek hai baad mein he married his daughter off to Dawood Ibrahims son. Ghalti toh insaan sai hee hoti hai na!
Oh I should have said..the blank page ki maa ki. That’s who uski maa ki. Dikha diya na aaaj.
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rahuld874 · 1 year
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Tum meri ho,
Shyd ijhaar har bar na karu
Lekin tum meri ho,
Shyd samjhta nahi hu tumko tumhare tariko se
Lekin dhyaan zarur deta hu tumhare har kisso ke choti choti bariko pe,
Shyd yeh sach hai ki tumhari har khwaish mere sang puri na ho
Lekin kosis hmesa rahegi ki sath mere muskaan tumhari adhuri na ho
Shyd tumhe kai baar lage ki mai tumhe emotionally nahi samjhta hu
Lekin yad rakhna tumhari har chiz ka practically khayal pura rakhta hu
Shyd tumhe lage ki mai wo insaan nahi jo tumhe hmesa khush rakh paye
Lekin yad rakhna wo hum hi hai jinhone rato me dil kholke apne raaj bataye hai aur kai sapne sajaye hai..
Shyad tum sahi ho ki tumhare gusse ko handle karne me mujhe bht difficulty hoti hai…
Lekin yad rakhna meri enhi baho me jhagda solve hone ke bad chain ki nind tum soti ho..
Sayad har bar meri kosiso me es poem ki tarah kuch na kuch kamiya reh jaye..
Aur agar tumhe yeh kamiya dikhe toh shyd eslie us raat 2 baje tum ZALIMAAAA keh layi ho...
So cut to the story short .. i am a little bit different and might not do the things exactly you want bt i do love you with all the heart.
That is why please be easy on me with your gussa and expectations..
Coming to the end of this cliche poem
Firbhi shyd tum pucho apne aap se kabhi kabhi ki “mujhe choon ke kya tumne faisla sahi liya?”
Es sawaal ka jawab milne me shyd bht deri ho..
Lekin yad rakhna”Tum meri ho”
Shyd ijhaar har bar na karu
Par tum meri ho!!!!
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mayaansh · 2 years
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I Found Love
Yeh story tab start hoti hai , jab me post graduation ke 2 semister me the .
Mere college me 1yr me 3 semister hote the , to keh skte hai , adha saal beet chuka tha .
Me humesha ki tarh beparwah thi, kisi bhi emotion ya relation ya baat se, jo jee me ata wo krna hota tha bs .
Yeh to mai smjh chuki thi , koi bhi hamesha k liye apk sath nhi hota , to dost bhut banati thi , lagaw kisi se hi , asia kbh nhi hua , ki koi mjhs bat na kare ya koi college na ae to mjh bura laga ho.
To , ab ate hai 2nd semsiter mai , seminar tha us din , sab mann mar kar auditorium me ja rahe the , or maximum log chahte hote hai ki last ki row me seat mile , taki soo pae .
Mera to yh intrst area tha hi nhi , to mai bhi , last row me apn dosto k sath baithne chali , fir ayi humari lecturar , mera ek hi funda hota hai , ki lecturar se bana k rakhi unse kabhi mat bigado warna musibat aati hai bhut .
Or wahi hia , ki leectura ne , mjh nhi hataya seat se , magar mere dosto ki seat shuffel kr di .
Age ki row se kch bacho ko peche bj diya , usi time , sabs phli bar dekha tha use mene , simple sa cotton ka suit , balo ka juda, halki si lipstick , ankon me kajal tha , hathon me pen or notes banane ke liye notepad .
Mjhe to husi ai , ki yh yaha bhi padhegi, but mjh to sona hi tha . or wo baithi to bhi mere side me , or seminar start hote hi alert ho kar baith gayi , or jaise hi seminar wala banda bolta , is ther any question , sbs phle hath uthati , or sawal puchti , wo bhi zor se bol kr , in short , me so nhi pai .Mere 3 hr barbad hue , magr kaya kr skte the.
Mjh laga ki is bhatakti atama se dur hi rhna thik hai bhut paku hai, kch din bad colege ki stairs par dikhi lunch time par ,kch din baad humara IT ka lectr tha to ground floor jana tha , or me late thi , me bhagte hue jaa rhi thi or takara gayi us se, sorry bola , par dekha ki shayd wo kch notes phot copy krwa kr lai thi , or wo sare hi gir gaye, me ho rhai thi late , to mene bs sorry bola or nikal gyi .
Hone ko to yh filmy scene ho skta tha magr kaha , fir bat ai paper assemble duty ka , to me CR thi , to apni class k maine kiy or uski class wali Cr use apn sath lekar ai , or uspe hukum chalane lagi , order deti rahi , ki yh kar wo kar , mujh ajeb laga , bt kr kaya skte the , wo duri class ki thi , but acha to in genrl nhi lag rha tha, wo kaam kr rhi thi , uska dupata zamen par lag rha tha , or wo ladki cr ai or jan k usk dupate pr pair rakh dia , or jan k pair ragad kar chali taki uska dupata ganda ho .
Yh to limit thi , tb wo boli ki yh kaya kia , us ladki ne bola sry galti s hua , jbki mene dekha tha ki jan kia tha , tb to me chup rahi , apn papers collect kr k , usko boli , yh tmhara kam hai nhi to kyu kr rhi ho , jiska hai wo bahar maze kr rhi h ,or tm andhi ho ya bewakuf , ki smjh nhi aa rha ki wo kaya kar rhi h .
Wo boli , inme se kch nhi hu , bs ladai nhi chahti , class me uski hi chalti hai , mera jeena mushkil ho jaega agr us se ladai kr li or abhi 1.5 yr baki hai college ka , mene bola to 1.5 yr tm yh sb jhelogi , aisa to angrezo ki gulami kr rhi ho ya college padhn ai ho , usn kaha tm nhi janti mere class k bare me to rehn do .Mene kaha college hai , angrezo ki gulami nhi , mjh bs itna pata h.
Or usko bola , ki yh kam chodo or chalo , wo boli no ways , mene kaha chalo isne chunni wali harkat nhi ki hoti to bat alag thi , magr ab nhi , chalo , usne mana kia , to mene usk papers bekher diye , or apn papers le kar uska hath pakad kr kech kr , usko le kar chali gyi waha s.
Wo bolti rahi , chodo hath , jane do etc , mene kaha muh bund rakho,or apni class me le ai , clas me koi tha nhi , kyki seminar tha , or papers jagh par rakh diy, or gate undr s band kia , usn jane ki koshish ki to mene use guse me peche ki trf dhaka dia , or kaha ho kaya tm , insan ho ya gulam , smjh nhi ata ki aisa bartaw koi bhi nhi kr skta tmhr sath chahe jo bhi ho .
shayd zyada zor s hath pakda tha jis se uski kalai me drd hua , zor s dhaka diya or zor s rudely guse me yh sb bola use , uski anken bhar ai , mene bola dekho sorry mera intension tmhe hurt krn ka nhi tha , but tm apn liy ladti kyu nhi khud s kbhi yh sb nhi jhelte yar , wo boli mene kaha na wo class me apni chalati h , cr hai  wo .
Mene kaha cr me bhi hu , bt aisa kch nhi krti me , wo boli ho skta h tm achi ho , bt wo logo s kam krwati hai apna ,apn cr hone k bal par , mene kaha dekho , aj or abhi k bad tm koi kam nhi karogi usk kehn par , me bhi to dekhu kaha ki daroga hai .
Or kch bh kia usne usi wqt mjh call ya text karogi tm smjhi , boli ki wo tmhe bhi pareshan karegi fir , mene kaha tmhe sunai diya mene kaya kaha , wo boli ha , mene pucha , waaise tmhara naam kaya h? wo hus padi boli abhi tk nam bh nhi pata or mre help krni hai tmhe , mene bola batao bhi , boli “SHEFALI”
To yeh thi humari phli formal mulakat or yh dramatic mahol .
Fir wahi hua jiska dr tha , us Cr ka naam Puri tha , Puri ne Shefali ko torcher krna shuru kia , uski attendance mark krna band kia , usk asignmnet  frwrd krn band kr diye , or 1 week bad Shfali ka call aya roti hui awaz me , break ka time tha , bhut hala hota hai , me bhi canteen me thi , but uski wo roti awaz sun kar mjh bhut ajeb laga , kch dil me ajeb sa hua , mene ek sawal pucha , ho kaha ?
Wo boli ki college ki 4th floor k washroom me , waha bhut kam log jate the , sirf majburi me hi jate the , kyki stairs chad k kon jae , lift to use krn nhi dete the hume. Mjh khud nhi [ata me kitni tez daudi thi us din , ki 3 min se bhi kam time me 4th floor par thi .
Ha sas ful gyi thi , magr washroom k undr hi ruki jake , wha use rota dekh mjh gusa aya , ki kyu ro rhi h yh , kisn rulaya ise , mene use tight hug kia , mene bola chup ho jao , or batao ki kaya hua h , usne mjh Puri ki sari harkaten batai , kyki uski wjh se internal k marks kam ho gye the usk ,asignmnet k marks nhi mile use , attendnc shrt ho rhi h , mene bola 1st day hi kyu nhi bataya , wo boli mjh nhi pata tha ki tm aogi .
Mene kaha pagal ho tm , ab rona bnd karo , tmhri attendnc or marks or yh puri ko me thk krti hu , mene uska hath pakda or use uski subjct lecturar k pas le ai , or mam ko bataya ki Puri apni powers ka misuse kr rhi h , kyki yh uski gulami nhi kr rhi , usn hi isk assignmnts block kiy , or attendnc bhi nhi lagati iski .
To mam ne kaha , se we trust you , but we need proof , I said anyday , mam said , today , by the end of the comming lecture call me , I will cross check the attandnace , or wahi hua lectr over hone s phle mai mam ko class me le kar ai, than she cross checked and found  uski attandnce markd nhi thi , mam ne jb Puri ko confront kia , wo boli galti se reh gaya hoga , I said pichle 1 hafte se har lecture me galti se isi ki attendance kaise rhti hai ? or isk assignment kyu submit nh krti tum ?
Wo kch boli nhi sr neche kar k khadi rahi , usi time usee Cr post s hataya , priyanka ko Cr banaya gaya usi k usi wqt , sb thk ho gaya , or me clas me wapis aa gyi , next day , college strt hote hi , Shefali ka call aya , wo fir se rone ki awaz me boli , or me fir 4th floor par pahuchi , washroom me gyi , wo smne nhi dikhi , or peche se mjh aa kar usn zor s kas k pakad lia , or thank u boln lagi , me mudi or use hug back kia , or smile krt hue bola ki , nxt time se apn sath kisi ko galat mat krn dena , mere itna bolte hi , usn mujh lips par kiss kar diya , or thodi hi der me hum smooch krn lage , bhut der tak smooch kia us wqt humne.
Yeh khena galat nhi hoga kehna ki wo mere ab tk ki life ka best kiss tha , aisa lag rha tha hum , do jism ek jaan ho gye hai , itna ek dusre me kho gye the, ki time ka pata nhi chala ,or jb hate to uski nazar jhuki hui thi sharam se , mene use hug kia , or bola shrmane ki kaya bat hai , wo mere bahon me simat gyi , or boli mera khayal life time ap hi rakhna ... mene kas k hug kia or kaha ha pakka ...
Yeh thi shuruwat is love story ki ....
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abeyyaaar · 3 years
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Your daily dose of vitamin me : I love ya so much I'll let you have the last slice of pizza
Really??🥺🥺
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aaaahhhh mi cilieto....I love ya so much that I will break the last piece and let ya have the larger chunk...👉🏼👈🏼
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blood4marceline · 6 years
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Jungkook favorite pics 😍
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sugar-petals · 3 years
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with the end of 2020 approaching it’s time to honor some kpop icons with awards MAMA was too chicken for.
SOTY — swordsman of the year: agust d, time to look at that gratuitious scene again 
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DOTY — dad of the year: congrats to exo’s chen, his wife, and their daughter!
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LOTY — legend of the year: soyeon for being in her own league all over again
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HOTY — hair of the year: stray kids’ for tirelessly perfecting either their ponytails, colors, or pulling off all the bisexual haircuts
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COTY — candy, cutie, and clown of the year (triple threat award): 2020 baekhyun in a nutshell hands down
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TOTY — tiddies of the year: bts, with president namjoon at the forefront
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WOTY — wildest of the year: monsta x’s changkyun who got room for one more
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IOTY — idiot of the year: every company, director, artist, and stylist who thought a racist concept was a cute idea. 
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GOTY — goddess of the year: CL the one and only bless us queen i see the light
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SMOTY — sexy mama of the year: hwasa, the absolute stunner 
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POTY — performance of the year: miss lisa’s best one yet
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JOTY — jessi of the year: i love how only she can win this award. now honestly jessi was thriving in 2020 thank you for doing your thing ma’am
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FOTY — face of the year: nct’s taeyong. there’s nobody who hasn’t seen this fucker by now. 
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ROTY — best reality show: mtopia for being a piece of sublime art
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MOTY — management of the year: jinhit entertainment for showing companies how to really run the world’s #1 kpop group with the power of humor
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- and finally the two daesangs - 
NOTY — number of the year: chungha managed to release 12 comebacks, exactly one each month. if that’s not an utter spectacle i don’t know.
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KOTY — king of the year: you all know who.
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tellywoodtrash · 5 years
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sanjivani 15.10.19 lb
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rahil playing cuuuuuuuuuupid.
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this one’s getting antsy again. and not in a good way. 
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why do i always end up falling for these kunals playing sassy poets (who are sadly relegated to playing supporting) in every damn show????? i really have a type huh?????
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ouff this one's idk what what insecurities and complexes are jaaging.
siddhant’s mental issues be like....
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ugh.
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pft. i hate him so much. (also, whatcha wanna bet that once she gets mad at this bribery attempt, he'll be like oh no this isn't for you.)
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yeah knew it.
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man gtfo here with your manipulative bs.
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"i'm..... not interested mr. vardhan. iss liye mujhe baar baar uncomfortable feel karwaana bandh kijiye." OH DAMN. HAVEN'T SEEN A CLEARER REFUSAL IN TELLYWOOD EVER.
but watch them go ahead and invalidate it within an episode or two, because ladki ki naaaaaaa mein hi toh haaaaan chupi hoti haiiiiiiii!
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UGH DIE IN A FIRE MAN.
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lmaooooo rahil is STILL shouting bad shayari at sid. i love this idiot so much.
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is this asshole JUST realising that she's in love with him rn? OH MY GOD SID YOU ARE LITERALLY THE FUCKING DUMBEST.
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rahil literally like ok i'm tired of telling you everyday, this is getting real boring for me now, please just do something already.
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woop.
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OH ANJALI. REALIZE YOUR GAY LOVE FOR JUHI ALREADY AND MAKE THIS SHOW BETTER.
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OH ANJALI, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. FUCKING HELL.
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oh boy, this one is quoting back shayari at him. iske andar ka ypntkh waala siddhant jaag gaya, who has to use bhaari bharkam literature to win intellectual arguments.
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jesus what kinda sad boy bulllllllllshit.
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meanwhile, idhar..........
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chandni is hella cute, my dudes. iss scene mein asha waala accent bhi achcha hai. bas barkaraar rahe, instead of disappearing every other scene.
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rahil is us, horrified at learning the extent of sid's mental issues......... hain, pata tha. PAR ITNAAAAAA??? re devaaaaaaaaaaaa.
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but also this scene is just sooooooooo overdramatic in tone. so outta sync for the rest of this show.
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oh yeah, i really like chandni. she's mega cute.
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rahil trying to backtrack but masti mazaak zyaada ho gaya.
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like getting out of a beanbag isn't already hard enough on your own?
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also lol how awkward must it have been to film this? i saw a bts and it seemed like surbhi had to keep squirming on top of namit for like a relentlessly long time. i could never have been an actor. ever.
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oh sid.
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"tum na, thoda for granted le rahi ho humare iss relationship ko. main tumhara senior hoon, toh jab tak koi medical emergency na ho mere aas paas aake itna free mat hua karo."
OMFG BITCHHHHHHHHHHHH KAUN KISKE SAATH FREE HO RAHA THA
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alexa, play achcha sila diya tune mere pyaar ka.
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what ateeet? is this about your najaayaz thing or jfc, is there a raima type situation here too? abbe yaar, you assholes and your goddamned ateets. WHY CAN'T YOU FUCKERS JUST GET THERAPY??????? GOING AROUND UNLOADING YOUR BS ON UNSUSPECTING INNOCENTS. YOU KNOW, WE HAVE OUR OWN PARENTAL ISSUES AND THE PATRIARCHY TO DEAL WITH ALREADY, WITHOUT YOUR ADDED FUCKERY THAT YOU PROJECT ON TO US.
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god i am sooooooooooooooooooo glad ishani has asha. GIRL LOVE!!!!!!!!!! THE PUREST THERE IS AND WHAT WILL SAVE YOUR GODDAMN LIFE WHEN ALL GOES TO SHIT!!!!!!
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painkiller ka injection for whom???? for some patient or......? coz filhaal toh painkiller ki zaroorat toh isko hai. seedha central line hi daal do, to deliver it straight to his heart.
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lmaooooooooooooooo overdramatic siddhu like "painkiller se bhi yeh dard nahi jayega, sister. yeh dard kabhiiiii nahi jayega."
idk siddhu, have you tried tramadol? that shit gooooooooood. 
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nurse is like bitch i'm talking about a patient, not whatever the fuck dumbass issues you're having rn.
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great, ishani has moved right on to having a panic attack. satyanaaaaaaash ho tera, siddhant. iss ladki ko kya kam masle the, ki tune free-fund mein aake do darjan aur de diye????
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asha gonna start crying too. lord, men are honestly the worst.
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ishani is all i've been alone all my life i don't wanna lose dr. sid and asha's like bitch tf am i here for then???
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ishani is all about that heterosexual nonsense though. pachtaogi, behen. sisters before stupidass misters.
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oh boy asha, your dadi was wrong. hella wrong. please don't kasssssske pakadofy the people you love. like hold them gently and let them know you're there for them; don't fucking forcibly tie them to yourself and stifle the fuck outta them and call that shit "pyaar".
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that's all this one needed to hear tho. ohhhhh boy.
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lbr tho, this is ishani’s *REAL* love story. team #IshAsh for liiiiife.
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lmaoooooooo ishani continues to be a straight disaster (pun intended) by running riiiiiiiight into a glass door.
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wtf is a "badkismati ka saaya"; bitch i'll kill you. 😒😒😒
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JOSH: Yeah, that's what happens when it's all wet.
Twenty One Pilots - Vessel's 10th Anniversary Variety Stream
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what-iz-life · 4 years
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Ap kitne logon se baat krte k ye b ni pata k main kon hn??
Dykhy Meri kisi se itni bt ni hoti age mujy pta hota to bta dyta chlo ab btao kn ho ap
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doragateway · 5 years
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Hello everyone!! Its me or I think maximum persons apne free time me phone scroll krte h chahe vo Instagram ho ya flipkart ya Facebook ya amazon etc. Or hme jo bhi acha lgta h hm uska screenshot lekr rakh lete h or fr usi chik ko google pr search krte h. Atleast meri yehi habit rhi h, ki muje insta pr scrolling me jo acha lgta h uska screenshot lekr rakh leta hu. As like koi Bollywood actor ki dress ho ya koi fitness freak ki outfit ho. fr mn krta h usi chij ki shopping kru bt insta pr to link milta nhi ki direct shopping kr lu to fr brands ki official website check krta hu fr flipkart amzon or e-market pr check krta hu. Fr jake khi muje vo dress ya jo bhi muje acha lga vo milta h. But at last shopping k bad jo smile face pr hoti h vo alg hi hoti h. So our team will search over all official websites and all e-markets (like Myntra, Amazon flipkart etc) for you and will provide you all the available link to you and similar to that in case budget comes in your way. You just need to send a screenshot (mainly items related to men only) to our our gmail ([email protected]) and provide us your need/budget. We will get back to you with all available links.
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kunalkarankapoor · 3 years
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Priya: “Meee😍... Not only this .. His each and every expressions are settled in brain that can't get out of it 🤩...Unki ek jhalak aakon ke samne aata hai toh chehre pe muskaan toh pakki hoti hai😍😍or kuch scene ke liye toh pagalo ki tarah hasthi hoon ki baki mujhe pagal samajne lage😂😂 its fact SidG fever kabhi nahi uthrega🤟🤟.. Sid Sid Sid is the only thing I am thinking 24/7... And m loving it 😍😍😍 loving @kunalkarankapoor SidG 🥰🥰😍”
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alking about #SiMi for a moment then their scenes together has everything. From emotion, comic, fight, care, blackmailing and drama. SiMi scenes has so many layers and it comes so naturally. Honestly speaking, Kaveri Priyam and Kunal Karan Kapoor take their performance, to a whole different level and I have never seen, two actors so much in sync. Completing and complementing each other so remarkable in scenes like this. It like one soul in two buddies. As we get more scenes with them, their bond and connection is growing. It hard to put in words but it full satisfaction. Speaking for every SiMi fans, we really would like some BTS moment please.
On top of that, they added Bala in the mix. Seriously, hope the makers are listening. We really would like these three crack characters, to have more scenes.
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kaveri_tusi:
A small tribute to my fav male character from #zdmn 🙌 Sid Ganju ❤️
He's child at heart , He's shaitan , He's mastikhor but he's pure at heart❤️
A boy who teaches uss to live our life with full fun❤️
He can make anyone laugh with his silly lines😅❤️ (To be really honest He's one of the reason why I smile atleast once in a day by heart)🤗
A pure soul he is ❤️
An open book , Anyone can know easily what he wants to do but at some point there's only one person who understands what's going on in his mind😌 His Monuu , his bro❤️
Everytime he comes on screen a broad smile appears on my face automatically❤️ and ofc when Sid G. is in the house something interesting won't happen is not possible 😌❤️
As he says "One life , soo enjoy it" it feels only a normal line but it gives courage to many ppl to live their life happily ❤️
I've been going through soo much since last past few mnths when I didn't even have any reason to smile this boy come onscreen and make me smile automatically ❤️ He's special ❤️ Sid G is special , and KKK is more special 🥺❤️
Ignore if there's any mistakes not that good in writing😅 @kunalkarankapoorYou are nailing it as Sid🤗❤️Lot's of love❤️
Priya: When it comes to romantic version of @kunalkarankapoor it's not much needed to do for him 😍😍.. His simple light smile, his eyes that speaks with full of expression and his sweet husky tone is all enough to make any romantic scene to another level🔥🔥🔥.. The feel he creates can make anyone fall for him❤️❤️❤️.. As me jo inki aankhon ki nashe mein doobhi hui hoon kabhi nahi nikal sakti or nikal na bhi nahi chahti hoon 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😍..
His each and every expressions are settled in brain that can't get out of it 🤩...Unki ek jhalak aakon ke samne aata hai toh chehre pe muskaan toh pakki hoti hai😍😍or kuch scene ke liye toh pagalo ki tarah hasthi hoon ki baki mujhe pagal samajne lage😂😂 its fact SidG fever kabhi nahi uthrega🤟🤟.. Sid Sid Sid is the only thing I am thinking 24/7... And m loving it 😍😍😍 loving Sid G
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johanbrandy · 3 years
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Arjun having sex with neighbourhood aunty Neetu
So, I’m a 18yr old guy living in panipat..I live with my parents here..let assume my name to be Arjun..our original home is in some other state and we live in a rented house here..my dad works in a govt firm.One of our neighbour is very close to our family..the couple had three children and it happened that one of their child studied in the same class as mine, so her mom was always interested about knowing about my preparations for the exams..let assume her name to be neetu..she is 38 yrs old. Neetu aunty used to visit our home very often whenever my mum was at home.
One day,due to some domestic reasons my mom had to go to our native for one and half month..my dad would leave for office at 8 in the morning and come home at around 8pm..I was all alone at home at that time..and had to do all the work by myself.one fine day, I was washing my clothes and then neetu aunty knocked at that door…my vest n football shorts were all wet and I was not wearing any underwear underneath..I thought that she just came to ask something and then she would go..so, I didn’t change my clothes and opened the door..she came inside and asked me if I had breakfast and what I would eat for lunch.
she roamed inside the house and complimented me for cleaning the house so well..she sat on the sofa and she got wet in the light rain..I gave her a towel and noticed that the was wearing a sexy lacy bra which was visible from outside her salwar kameez..seeing this is got an erection..I noticed that my bulge was visible so I aat down on the sofa opposite to her..I was able to hide my erection but neetu aunty might have noticed that I got hard inside my pants..I felt embarrassed…she giggled a bit..and then someone called on my phone which was on my table..I didn’t want to get up..but I had to..I got up and my erect cock was clesrly visible..I picked the phone facing away from her..then I sat down on a chair near the table itself..
aunty asked who it was..I said it was a friend..she the asked if it was my girlfriend…I said no..she then asked me if I had a girlfriend…I said yes..she enquired about it and then she handed me my towel..she said that she’ll be coming again at 12 noon to check if was able to cook properly…while going she smiled and said ” ghr mei koi aaye toh andr kuch pehen lia kr”..I sensed what she meant and felt hugely embarrassed…She again came at 12 noon and asks me what I’ll be cooking..she noticed that I didn’t bath yet..she offered me help and said that she’ll cook the paneer and dal and told me to get a bath..meanwhile I entered the bathroom..I remembered whatever happened and felt horny..
I shagged off in the bathroom..just after I shagged off she came running at the bathroom door shouting that something went into her eye..I grabbed the towel n put it over my dick and opened the door..she rushed in and washed her eye..she then asked for my towel and she said that be quick..and she took the towel from me..and I had to hide my semi erect cock with my hand…she noticed the cum on the floor..she gave a naughty smile and went out of the bathroom..I came out of the bathroom after bathing wearing a towel and went to my room directly and was about to lock the door..then neetu aunty said that “drwaza bndh krne ki kya zarurt hai..waise bhi dhng k kpde toh nhi pehenta h tu” and I was dumbfounded…
I wore my clothes hurriedly and came to the kitchen to help her..she ws done with cooking and then she served me lunch…and went back home…I ws thinking over her comments repeatedly and shagged off again..The next day she came to me and brought some idli for me in a tiffin box..she told me to have it for breakfast…while opening the tiffin box she spilled the chutney all over her clothes over her chest..she then rushed to the bathroom..she just closed the door and left a small gap..it was visible to me what she was doing..she opened her salwar and cleaned her boob area..she was not able to clean ir completely and asked me for a towel..I said that there is a towel inside the bathroom..
she cleaned her chest area and wrapped the towel over her boobs and came out..she then told me that she didn’t bath yet and if I had any any problem if she took bath in my bathroom..I said that I have no problem at all..she then asked me to get her clothes from her house…she gave me the keys of her house and instructed me to bring her salwar kameez and also told me that there is a red colour paper box inside and to bring that too..she told me that she had a vanity bag inside her wardrobe which had her medicines and to bring it along..I went to her home and brought all the stuff..
I had some suspicion about that box and I opened it to find that there was a pink bra inside it..I wrapped it and put it back..I handed over her stuff to her and then she took bath..while she was taking bath I notice that the shower was kept flowing for too long..I felp suspicious and decided to look into what she was doing..I managed to look inside the bathroom from the small gap between the door and the floor….to my surprise she was fucking herself with a dildo..she had the dildo in her vanity bag..when she was over with it she took out some cream and a razor from her bag..she applied the cream in her pubic region and shaved her pubic hair off..seeing all this I got excited and started jerking myself..
I was about to climax and gave a loud moan and cummed on the floor..neetu aunty might have understood what I was doing..she then finished bathing and started wearing her clothes..she called me for help as she was not able to fasten her bra strap..I helped her and came out of her bathroom..while she was coming out of the bathroom she noticed that there was cum on the floor..she asked me “arjun, ye nche kya pda hua hai”..I replied ” nhi pta aunty..conditioner hoga shyd”..she then touched it and smelled it..and said ” nahi..ye toh conditioner nahi hai..conditioner ki smell toh aisi nhi hoti hai” I said ” nhi pta aunty”..she then asked me ” tere hath mei kya lga hua hai?” And then I noticed that I had cum in my arm too..I said ” nhi pta aunty..kch lga hga”..
she said ” accha…sch bta ki tu kya kr rha tha jb mai nha rhi thi.” I said ” kch nhi aunty phone mei games khel rha tha”..she said ” but tere phone msi toh games hai hi nhi” then I said ” mera mtlb tha ki games download kr rha tha” she then looked at me with lust in her eyes..then we sat on the sofa and were talking..she asked me ” tune apni grlfrnd ko kiss kia hai?”..I saud ” nhi”..
she said “arre sharma mt..kai tri mummy ko nhi bataungi” the I said ” well..haan “..she said ” accha..iska mtlb agr akele bnd kmre mei hote tkh sex v kr lete..waise kya kya kia tune uske sth?”..I said that ” bs kiss kia” then she replied ” usne tere sath kya kia? Tu toh waise bhi andr kch nhi pehenta h..usne iska faayda nhi uthaya?”..I said ” nhi aunty..hmne bs bus mei kiss kia tha” she replied “accha..tb shyd tra itna bda nhi tha..ab toh tu bda ho gya h..ab toh ldkiyan tere iss dressing sense ka khub faayda uthayengi..ldke toh lucky hote h..apni pyaas bhja skte h..bt ldkiyon ko toh bht cheezon ki zarurt hoti hai..haath se kaam nhi chlta hmara..aajkl toh tere uncle bhi ghr pr nhi rhte h…mai toh pagal hi jti hoon akele akele”..
I replied with a “hmmm”..she then said that ” waise maine delhi se kch artificial samaan mangayi thi..ussi se kaam chalati hoon aajkl..” she then brought hee vanity bag and showed me her dildo..it was a vibrating one..I acted innocent and asked her what it ws..she said “ye whi hai jo tere pant k andr hai..bus difference itna h ki tra use nhi hua h aur ye use ho chuka h”..I knew where this conversation was going..I asked her ” ye kaise use krte h”..she said ” tu apna phn de..dikhati hoon”..she then opened a porn site and showed me a video of a girl using a dildo..I remained silent..she then asked me ” bda ho gya h na tra?” I remained silent..she then placed her hand on my crotch and said “ktna bda h tra..roz hilata hga na tu”
I didn’t know how to react and utrered “ummm..haan”…she then tld me ” chl pant utar de apni..dkhte h ki mra dildo zyda bda h ya tra lund” as soon as she uttered the word ‘lund’ it sent shivers down my spine..I knew that it was now or never and I pulled down my shorts and my dick sprang out saluting her..she then grabbed my 8 inch dick and saidkaafi mota bhi hai..tere uncle ka toh chota sa hai.. dildo se hi kaam chlati hoon..tri biwi ko bht khush rhegi ki itna bda aur mota lund uske pss hga”..then she asks me ” tu chup chap kyu khda h..tu mjhe dkhna chahta h na?..chl dkh le..” she the removed her salwar and kameez n was sitting there just in her bra and panty..she then asked me “tjhe kiss kiye hue ktne din ho gye”
I replied ” 8 mahine shyd”..she replied ” accha….pta h tere uncle toh mjhe bs lips pe kiss krte h n bs khde khde mjhe chodte hai..mjhe satisfaction milti hi nhi..srf chudne se mri chut ko rahat nhi milti aur toh aur mjhe unka lund chusne tk nhi dete” again she started her war of words and I was filled with lust for her..then I said ” toh mjhe use krlo..mai toh hr chz k lye ready hoon”then I grabbed her face and gave her a deep kiss..eventually I opened her bra n made her sit on the couch..I sat down on the floor between her legs.. I said ” mai sb dkh rha tha aunty g..jo kch aap bathroom mei kr rhe the” with this I separated her legs and kissed her chut abover her panty..her panty was totally wet and I took it off..and started licking her vagina ..she was moaning and uttering
“arjunnn…aaahhh.meri jaan…chaat meri chut ko” she then held my head and went in into her clean shaven pussy..then I told her to stand up and I lied down on the sofa and said ” aunty g..aap mere muh k upr baith jao..”..she obeyed me n sat on my face..she then turned around and took my cock in her mouth..and sucked it hard and I was busy licking her pussy..she then saidab mjhe nche rhne do n tu uor chdh jaa” I obeyed but I couldn’t understand why she did so….while I was busy licking her pussy I felt her fingers on my asshole..she lubricated my asshole using her saliva and put two fingers inside..then she inserted her vibrating dildo in my arse..while licking my dick simultaneously…she had many orgasms and at that time she put the dildo deep inside my ass..
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❤PERFECT US❤ Its been a year now since we met each other……Nd these are the memories which will last forever with me…..I know Post kafi lamba h😂 but isse b jada tha bolne k liye…….. 5 th October was the day jaha s actual m hmari frndshp shuru hui Jab maine tujhse tera no.manga tha u know i was quite happy jaise pta ni kya he mil gya ho.. 6 th Oct- When i got placed bt trust me apni job ki khushi s jada teri job na lagne ka dukh tha mko..I thought we both will go together kafi kuch imagine kr liya tha.. But jo bhi hua us din ka wo night stay m kbi ni bhulungi or subh uthke jo paglpanti ki thi dono n that was totally crazy but i just love it..17th October - Diwali break or tu ghr ja rha tha and dt was the frst time humne pure din batt ki thi mjhe kbi lga he ni ki yeh ladka itni batte krega mjhse i thought bhav khyga bt aisa kuch tha he ni ..Uske badd s toh jo batte hui start bhyi ldke ka exam tha phir bhi batt kiye bine mann ni lga iska😝..Ghnta kuch ni kiya dono n diwali p but phir bhi wo diwali happening thi kyunki tu tha mere pass tujhse batt kar k wo diwali b best hgyi thi meri .jaha log enjoy kr rhe the waha hum batte kr rhe the or yhi sbse amazing chezz thi …. Phir toh Dhere dhere kb hmara bond itna strong hogya pta he ni chla …It was like ek din bhi agr msg ya call ni krte the toh din he nhi pura hota tha although abi tk nhi bharta mann Jab tk batt na kr le ek dusre s..Diwali k badd jb colg aaya toh bichara pura din us group m bethta tha jha uska mann b nhi krta tha bethne ka but phir bhi betha mere liye …Batt nhi ho pati thi unke aage bt ek dusre ko sirf dekh le is chakkar m pura time mere sath hota tha …Kitni bar aisa hua jaha control ni kr pate the apne emotions bt still ek dusre k liye wo bhi kiya gussa aata tha ki yar sath hokr bhi sath nhi h but phir b khushi thi atleast dekh paa rhe h ek dusre ko…Remember our first hug shock he hogya tha tu toh ki yeh kya hgya. uske badd s toh jaise ek dusre ko hug kiye bina mann he ni lga dono ka kbi..In sab k hote hue bhi hmara chupke s milna taki do minute akele m spend kr sake bs thodi der k liye sahi but ek dusre ko jee bhar k dekh toh sake..3rd floor nhi bhulungi kbi hmari first date toh wahi thi wo do ghnte mere best do ghnte the colg m jb phli bar hum 3 rd floor p mile the or phli bar he ek dusre ko tightly hug kiya tha..Aise bht sare moments humne share kiye h ek dusre k sath jo i guess m kbi ni bhulne wali.. 31 dec saal ka end tere sath khtm hua mera isse jada best kya he milega mjhe…Or sbse best cheez ki mere colg k last year m mjhe tu mil gya Trust me m abi bhi wahi khungi “You are the best thing happened to me”…Nd i never thought tu itna jada special bn jayga mere liye… Tu bolta h na fight nhi hoti hmari gadhe kabi hogyi na toh bilkul mann ni lgega batt kiye bina ek toh tera puppy face jo dekh k koi bhi pighal jaye m toh definitely pighal jati hu phir toh bs bht sara pyar aata h tujhpe😘..or jo tu bolta h na mko ghnta fark ni pdta sab fark pdta h tko mera mood thoda sa khrab hjata h toh acha ni lgta tko…Tujhse thoda sa gussa hojau toh muh fula leta h …Bas ek he kami h sojata h batt krte krte bt still mko gussa ni aata…
Tujhe hmesha lagta tha ki tune mere liye kuch ni kiya but lemme tell u one thing jitna tune kiya h na mere liye mjhe usse jada chahye bhi ni ..tujhe jb time mila tune nikala mere liye i know maine bhi nikala bt tere y efforts kam ni the mere liye.Jis group m bthta ni tha uske sath bthna shuru kr diya taki mere sath time mil sake tujhe ..Apna phn tak tujhe hide krna pdha dusro s mere chakkar m…Jo ldka hostel m aram s ghumta tha wo specially mere liye bhr aata tha taki mjhse cl p batt kr ske…Mere final project ki tension mjhse jada tujhe thi or ache s naraj bhi hua tha tb toh or wo frst time tha jb do din humne dhng s batt tk ni ki but phir bhi cl krta tha mko kyuki mnn ni lgta tha tera….Mjhse bhr milne k liye kitni bar juth bolna pda tujhe in sbse …Tu aisa tha nhi bt tune y sab kiya just for me..Phir bhi tu khta ki tune kiya he kya mere liye ..Itna underestimate ku krta h apne apko tune bht kuch kiya mere liye😘…
Or sbse jaruri batt jo tko lgta h na tu mko deserve ni krta toh beta dubara aisa socha na i’ll smash your face kyunki agr tu deserve ni krta na toh mjhe ni lgta koi or bhi krta h or y m dialogue ni marr rhi aisa sach m feel hota h mko..Itne thode time m kafi sweet memories bna li h maine tere sath …But all i want to say is that m falling for you every single day whenever i looked into your eyes …I just want to hold you in my arms and give you a thousand of kisses daily… Ab tu chla jyga dur mjhse bt m nhi chahti y bond weak pde ..U matter alot to me and i don’t want ki yeh bond kbi bhi kam ho ….. ‌M gonna miss u badly pta nhi kaise mann lgega tere bina chahe life m kuch bhi bura ho rha ho tujhse batt kr k sb acha hojata h ..Tu smjhta h mujhe bhot ache s😘…I know life aise he hoti h but itni attachment hgyi h ki difficult hoga bht jada..Tujhe daily dekh ni paungi hug ni kr paungi jb mann hoga ….ab koi 3 rd floor ni hoga …But I’ll miss you AND ‌Dont forget you are mine, Only mine…😘😘😘😘
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