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flamingpudding · 4 months

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Glitterbombs for rogues

A/N: I got sick over the holidays. So I did not do any of the writing I originally wanted to do. So instead of that Christmas Story you get this Mark Rober inspired little tidbit.

Tim had a new favorite Engineer Youtube. The boy was a bit younger than him but a genius Engineer judging by the hand full of videos Tim had marathoned through. According to the listed self-introduction part of the video, Danny was currently an engineering student in Gotham with the goal to work one day for NASA. (Tim held out some hopes that he maybe could snag the kid for WE if possible. He had already sent out an internship offer after the third video he had watched)

Either way, Danny had potential and ideas that borderlined on mad science. But made his videos of his little projects even more entertaining and interesting to watch. Tim's favorite so far was Danny's explanation on how he reconstructed his toaster so that it would launch itself into space after the third his roommate burned toast with it. He did buy his roommate a new toaster at the end of the video though.

Still Tim liked this guy and his videos. So with anticipation he clicked on one of the newer videos. The title having caught his attention: 'Why Glitter'.

Instead of the usual introduction bit with little highlights of Danny's previous project the video started out with a big fat warning in red letter to not attempt to replicate anything in the video. That had Tim very curious already, but then a little video clip following that had Tim spitting out the coffee he was just sipping from.

Thankfully he missed spitting on his phone, still he jumped out of his cozy bed where he had been watching YouTube on his phone and hurried over to his laptop. The video, meanwhile, was continuing playing. He could hear the usual music from the introduction part as well as Danny's voice explaining his reasosn -which were valid, Tim had to agree with some of them- once that part was done.

By now he had fired up his laptop and was researching. The video in the background was explaining how Danny had build his Glitterbombs similar to the once another youtuber had but slightly modified them since he was not going to use fart-spray. Tim eyes widened as he found the first correlating news articles, wondering how they hadn't seen them sooner, but a glance at the date revealed that they were only posted a couple of hours ago.

Danny in the video was no explaining about his fist chooses victim and Tim dived onto his bed from his desk to get his phone back in his hands. Wide eyed, he watched as Danny obviously with a GoPro strapped to his head, crawled through what looked like an air vent. Once he reached an opening he looked through the slits into what appeared to be Riddlers hide out. Danny took the Camara of his head so that he could grin into it making the sign for silence as he barely contained his own chuckles. The other then waited for a moment, the camera work now getting wonky and the video even glitching out but a second later Danny was back in focuse before pointing down and then directing the Camara to his view. There in Riddlers hideout now sat Danny's self engineered glitterbomb.

"No he didn't..." Tim muttered as the video cut to a different scene. Danny was now walking through the sewers, humming cheerfully while explaining why he chose who he choose.

Another cut and... Tim spluttered. How the hell did Danny manage to just walk into Arkam?! So he hadn't seen wrong at the beginning of the video.

Growing paller with every cut on how Danny delivered his self-engineered Glitter bombs, Tim started to fear for his new favorite youtubers safety. Thankfully he had already done his work on Danny's person when he sent the internship offer. Now he just needed to get Danny to freaking safty.

He dragged himself to his laptop still in disbelieve as various clips of the rogues getting glitterbombed from the bombs perspective started playing. And yep, he definitely didn't see wrong now in the beginning. The Joker was one of Danny's chooses victums. Aside from the fact that he was so going to download and save that video for eternity as well as share it with his brothers and friends, (because as funny as it was that most of them were Gotham rogues, Luther and another millionaire by the name of Masters had also been made victims.), he still had to figure out how to ensure this definitely insane youtubers safer from the warmth of 90% of their rogues now.

Great newly discovered favorite youtuber has just painted a big fat red target on himself.

Tim was just about to call everyone in when a bonus at the end of Danny's video started to play.

He recognized that safe house.

He recognizes the weapons displayed on the walls also.

Oh... that's...

Still laughing Tim still sent out a message to everyone. When asked why all he did was sent them the link to the video with to timestamps.

The first one of the Joker getting glitterbombed

The second one being Red Hood getting glitterbombed.

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araneapeixes · 1 month

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in the bathroom at the gay clubbbb

#a less edited version added for plausible deniability that its not a mirror selfie #bc i know astarion shouldnt be visible in the mirror. but the vision was too strong #anyways on the dancefloor shadowheart is doing those goth girl dances from tiktok #and astarion is doing the fork in the garbage disposal #they dont get any btw bc they get too drunk on tequila and end up throwing up outside and #astarion has to call wyll to pick them up. he does of course #at the same time laezel and karlach are getting into a bar brawl someplace else #and gale is going snork mimimi at home:)#i really like how the shading came out here. adding highlights really helps with 3d shapes #and the way ive shaded shadowhearts torso had me feeling like pygmalion ngl #bg3 #baldurs gate #baldurs gate 3 #shadowheart #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 modern au #i NEED to draw shad in more outfits

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webcxre · 18 days

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I FINALLY KNOW WHO TO TAG FOR THESE

GHSH BLAST!!!!

@mnemomatica

#kinitopet #kinito #kinitopet au #go home stay home #go home stay home oc #shitpost #hi sorry half of it is the oc fork its just too funny to include koda

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chirpsythismorning · 1 year

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Mike low-key fuming here bc Will was a little too quick to turn down going to see a movie

#byler #stranger things #i think mike's feeling really guilty about last night here (he should)#that's why he keeps looking back at el's plate worriedly #and he's also trying to ignore will #mike in real time worrying about el and feeling like he has no choice but to ignore will #otherwise he gets fucking distracted and everything goes to shit #but this part where Jonathan recommends they go see a movie #and wills just like nah we'll stay home and mikes just like whatever man #back to worrying about el again #back to ignoring will #leading to him going to give her that eggo w/ syrup and no fork (michael..)#all the while the will the wise drawing is in the frame when she confronts him about not being able to write love in her letters....#all the while wills just sitting there like unrequited love is a bitch #yeah there are layers here ppl #st 4x03

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tagapagsalaysay · 2 years

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no caption i just love them a lot

#Fork is probably like 50 in this one #post #doodles #mom i want stanley narrator /n the stanley narrator we have at home

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wordsaladsenpai · 8 days

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** IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT **

THE ADMIN OF THIS ACCOUNT WOULD LIKE TO LET YOU KNOW THE FOLLOWING THINGS:

- hehehehe I farted

- I didn’t actually fart

- and if I had a fandom name for this blog I would call all my little followers : SALAD FORKS (respectively) - SPORKS (if you want to shorten it)

- SPORKS : can also mean salad forks, spoon fork, soup fork, and special fork. (All forks are special.)

- this is actually a game of two truths and a lie

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why-the-heck-not · 2 years

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22.07.22, friday

bakery bread, coffee, and the best peaches I’ve ever had with one prime specimen of a fork

#it’s a good fork and I will miss it once I get home #could not figure out what brand it is; will be searching #booklr #bookblr #aesthetic #studyblr #books #reading #read #study #book #studyspo #july 2022 #2022

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snackugaki · 1 year

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so normal about this trailer

so normal about turtles

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adorablearchaeology · 2 years

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Ahuitzotl, (1325/1521) Mexica Culture, México.

#The role of the Ahuízotl was to use its hand at the end of its tail #to catch men to drown them and serve them to be a servant at Tláloc's home.#epic i want to be a rain god's fork #archeology #anthropology #archaeoblr #archaeology #adorable #mexico #dog #mesoamerica #statues #statuette #Mexica #Aztec

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aneverydaything · 9 months

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Day 1866, 2 August 2023

#forks #cutlery #abstract #close-up #home #pile #domestic

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dontmean2bepoliticalbut · 1 year

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#us politics #twitter #tweet #2023 #elm fork john brown gun club #@murphtracks #drag queen story hour #drag queen show #drag queen brunch #antifa #antifascist #antifascism #antifa supersoldiers #counter protesters #fascists go home

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fieriframes · 3 months

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[Do I want a fork? Do you guys think at home I want a fork? Absolutely not.]

#s29e07 triple d nation - between bread #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #fork #guys #home

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spikyseasponge · 1 year

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saltandlavendar: this chicken and rice soup is incredibly cozy! whip up a batch in about 35 minutes for the best meal to warm up with on a chilly day. recipe here

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notjanine · 1 year

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what hidden truths are revealed when people who are so so different from each other choose to love you in the same way

#i am thinking this week about how my mom just sent me the exact same ~thinking of you~ card that i have also received from my best friend #how different friends send me the same memes or gift me the same books #how close friends and loved ones remember what time i take my meds and remind me if i forget while we're together #when i'm sharing a meal at someone’s home and the person setting the table asks if i want a big fork or a small one #when people send me photos of random cats or bugs or other creatures they encounter in their day-to-day lives #and how last semester my boss found a beautiful moth and brought it to campus to show me and #my current preceptor found an abandoned wasp nest and brought it to the hospital for me #recently a few friends have told me (separately) that they want to spend more time with me bc they haven't really had female friends before #thinking about how many times i’ve had loved ones who were planning their weddings double check that i DON’T want to be a bridesmaid #how partners keep good vegan ice cream in the freezer because that’s my favorite post-coital snack #when people watch strange movies i love so we can talk about them together #thinking about the first time anyone calls me to say ‘i just wanted to hear your voice’#there is so much love in the world #how do i know if i’m giving enough back? how do i know if i’m doing it right?

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hella1975 · 1 year

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i have a VERY subtle scar on my forehead like it's a very long scratch above my eyebrow but it's faded enough that it's only visible under certain lights and when i have no make-up on so ive never had ANYONE notice it before UNTIL TODAY my mate pointed it out (bc tbf it's a BIG scar so when it randomly jumps out it's kinda funny she was like 'WHAT THE HELL IS THAT') and i had to explain to her that me and my sister were fighting over a fork one time and i jerked her arm too hard and she cut me. with a fucking fork

#why tf were we even fighting for that specific fork like i guarantee it was just some dumb shit like 'i had it first'#but at the time it was MAD like it started bleeding and everything and my mum came in and we were both just stood there like 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️#and my mum was like WHAT DID YOU FUCKING DO TO HER #lmfaooooo #but yeah it's a veryyyyyyy subtle scar sometimes it's not even THERE like im convinced it fades in winter if that's even a thing #but sometimes if the light is right it just jumps out lmao #hella goes home

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dullahandyke · 5 days

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hm... wanna keep studying but i hunger... and local delis are closed... so i would have to go somewhere... hm. a quandry

#i could go home and come back but like. nah #ok ill hold out as long as i can. and maybe google a nearby restaurant #might actually go to the shop and see if theres forks at the deli so i could buy a cup noodle and make it on campus...

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