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evor20 · 10 months
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arrowmaker15 · 6 months
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(Tim and Jason sitting in the manor)
Tim, randomly: Aibohphobia, or the fear of palindromes, is a palindrome.
Jason: The fuck, Tim?
Tim, ignoring Jason: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.
Jason: But the phobia name is a long ass word?
Tim, still going: Xanthophobia is the fear of the color yellow.
Jason: Pretty sure the Green Lanterns have that.
Tim, continuing: Kinemortophobia is the fear of zombies.
Jason: Trying to tell me something, Tim?
Tim, forgetting who he's talking to: Taphophobia is the fear of being buried alive.
Jason: The FUCK did you just say?
Tim, realizing: Fuck.
Jason, loading a gun: Run.
Tim, scrambling to his feet: Already on it-
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yara-the-pet · 7 months
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Rule #1
You will only be able to cum from now onwards ONLY when I’m fucking another woman.
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julies-room · 4 months
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@austinnyalpha ! You are one lucky guy! 😂. And I’m a good little slut for you. 😂😂😜
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jigencaps · 1 year
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mikkaeus · 1 year
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So I just finished season 4 and just. wow. Wilson knew that House would do the DBS if he asked him. House, who was already feeling guilty, who’s a step away from borderline suicidal on a good day. The tragedy of House spelling it out, that Wilson wants him to trade his life for hers, and getting his confirmation that he's worth less than Amber. I mean, he's known all along, but it's a different kind of hurt to have that hanging in the air in front of you instead of being shoved down into a corner of your brain. And don't even get me started on the last dream scene with fake-Amber on the bus where House is convinced Wilson's going to hate him and convinced that he deserves it, and that just fucking kills him. He very nearly dies because of it.
And. AND! If THAT wasn't enough, we get the actual last scene with Cuddy asleep, curled up bare-foot in a chair holding his hand. juxtaposed against Wilson meeting his eyes then walking away. im fuckigg devastated dont @ me
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rocknrollangelbaby · 6 months
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𝕯𝖆𝖉𝖉𝖞 𝖌𝖔𝖙 𝖐𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖓 𝖓𝖊𝖜 𝖘𝖍𝖔𝖊𝖘
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lanasdolll · 6 months
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i’m crying rn..
i was watching a volleyball game and my crush’s gf plays on that team, and after the game he came up to her and hugged her saying that she did a good job and that he’s proud of her..like stop i literally felt my heart sank
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iwritemilfs · 1 year
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full disclosure I'll never not feel cheated af abt the fact that they never even mentioned Tess in part 2
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evor20 · 10 months
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April 1st 2024
Double date @HardRock Hotel/Casino & Aquarium with Bestie and My Main Bunny ❤️
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Calling him babe but really I'm trying to get his girlfriend
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rocknrollangelbaby · 3 months
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𝕯𝖆𝖉𝖉𝖞 𝖌𝖔𝖙 𝖒𝖊 𝖗𝖔𝖘𝖊𝖘
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greentrickster · 1 year
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Daughter of fantasy villains decides to rebel against her parents by actually going through with her arranged marriage to a local golden retriever of a prince instead of running off with some local villain-to-be or conquering said golden retriever’s kingdom and ruling it solo like her parents expect her to. Plus, sue her, she’s into the clean-cut earnest look.
At the same time, local prince charming discovers that he’s actually very into the gothic fiance his parents have landed him with in order to try and establish peace with the local evil lair down the lane, he would never have guessed a spiderweb pattern could look so fetching on a ball gown...?
Meanwhile, two pairs of parents in a tizzy because they both expected their offspring to whole-heartedly reject this union and give them an excuse to conquer their goody-two-shoes/evil neighbours, they’re not supposed to actually like each other-!
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greykolla-art · 3 months
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Guys! Can you believe I was gonna just CASUALLY watch Hazbin Hotel???
But it’s way too good. The writing is so tight, all the characters are interesting and layered, ALL THE SONGS:🔥🔥🔥
Alastor is such a Cheshire Cat! Not a characteristic I see often, but it’s always good! Gimme more immediately.👏👏👏
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drberfarious · 2 months
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friendly reminder that percy forgot his one-month anniversary with annabeth because he was too busy thinking about how hot she is during that entire month
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