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harryandginnydeservesbetter · 2 years

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Harry : I have feelings for you

Ginny : I have feelings for you too

Harry : So what are we?

Ginny: ✨feelers✨

Hermione : ....I hate you both so much

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thegirlwhowrites642 · 1 month

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The thing is,

You can see HBP from Ginny's pov as the emotionally excruciating process of dealing with coming to terms with still having feelings for Harry, feelings that are now reciprocated after years of pining, mixed with an intense sense of guilt over poor Dean's unfortunate position in the whole mess...

OR

(and this is a lot more fun)

You can see it as Ginny being in the middle of one of those classic teenage tv series love triangles. On one side there's the good guy, the reasonable choice, the one no fan if not a couple of delusional ones is rooting for because he is kind of boring. And on the other side, you have the fan favourite, the dark brooding guy with light eyes who would let the world burn to save the girl. Rationally he is kind of a terrible choice but the girl is obviously in love with him and, let's face it: there wasn't really any competition to begin with.

#was I thinking of tvd while writing this? Maybe #Harry as the bad guy is just too funny #hinny #found this in my notes I had to post it

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highhincalifornia · 11 months

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Hinny five years into their marriage

Harry: Oh merlin.

Ginny: What?

Harry: I had a crush on Malfoy...

Ginny: Yeah?

Harry: You don't sound surprised.

Ginny: Oh you're just realising this

Harry: What do you mean I'm just realising it?

Ginny: Um.. I thought that's how you figured out you were into guys

Harry: Huh?

Ginny: I-It's not? Damn I thought we had the Druna Bisexual Awakening Solidarity going on

Harry: The what?

Ginny: Well Druna was my bi awakening, so I thought it was yours too.. bc for me if was Luna for you it was Draco

Harry: No.. no. I didn't really realise until I had to save Ron from the lake during fourth year

Ginny: Um.. so you really didn't know?

Harry: No?!

Ginny: How are you the last to find out about this?

Harry: What do you mean?

Ginny: Draco knows, Hermione knows

Harry: They do?!

Ginny: Yeah...

Harry:

Ginny: If it's any consolation, Ron probably doesn't know.

Harry:

Ginny: Yeah I didn't think so

Harry: Wow...

[idea credit: comet_fire on tiktok]

#hinny #pro hinny #oblivious harry potter #ronarry #drarry #harry potter #wizarding world #incorrect hp quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hinny quotes #ginny weasley #harry x ginny #harry x ron #ginny x luna #linny #incorrect hinny #incorrect quotes #funny

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nuninho2000 · 7 months

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During Half Blood Prince

Seamus : what kind of girl you like?

Dean : my girlfriend.

Seamus : what kind girl is she?

Dean : she's a nice girl.

[Seamus turns to Harry]

Seamus : what kind of girl you like, Harry?

Harry : Dean's girlfriend.

[ everyone laughs thinking it's a joke ]

[ Dean throws a pillow at Harry thinking that is joke ] : nobody likes a smart-ass.

Inspiration : https://youtu.be/y3ORLUqX6A4?si=R1LuchYBR_sufxM8

#harry potter #dean thomas #seamus finnigan #funny harry potter #missing moment #hinny #harry x ginny #harry and ginny #ginny weasley #hp #incorrect hp quotes #the beatles #The Beatles inspired interview

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50044w44s · 7 months

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Harry: [back from a mission] I'm home!

Ginny: [hugging him] I've got a surprise for you!

Harry: [visibly worried] oh yeah? what is it?

Ginny: [excited] I made dinner...

Harry: wow that's so—

Ginny: and then I threw it off and ordered pizza!!

Harry: oh thank god.

#harry potter #headcanon #harry and ginny #ginny weasley #hinny #humor #incorrect hp quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #funny stuff

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falkendreamsxxx · 22 days

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Hermione answers unhinged/prego/horny Ginny’s call at work and Draco overhears everything.

GINNY: Merlin, Mione, if I’d known you were going to be fucking when I called, I would have—actually, no, I still would have called. TELL ME EVERYTHING!!

HERMIONE: I’m not…fucking! I just walked up a bunch of steps.

GINNY: This is no time to keep secrets; you know how desperate I am right now! I’m practically dry-humping the furniture!

HERMIONE: Godric, I’m not keeping secrets! I’m just working!

GINNY: Well, the moment that changes, I better be your first bloody phone call. Deal?

HERMIONE: You’re barking.

GINNY: I mean it; promise me that as soon as you break your vow of celibacy or monkhood or whatever drought you’re experiencing and let someone screw your brains out, you better be calling me!

HERMIONE: I’m not a monk or all that; I just, er…Fine. I promise to call you if and when I let someone screw my brains out.

HERMIONE: Actually, I’m just going to bring you some really smutty muggle books.

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DRACO: I assume you’ll be borrowing from your own arsenal of muggle smut; I’m afraid this library’s collection will disappoint you. Perhaps, an expert like yourself could make some recommendat—

HERMIONE: 😖🤬

The Best Kept Secrets Are Curses

Ao3 and FFN

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rewritingcanon · 3 months

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my fav new thing to do is trolling jegulus shippers by saying jegulus is hinny-coded

#‘its brothers bsf and theyve always loved the other since they were a kid but he didnt see them as more than his bff’s brother 🥺’#so its marauders hinny #i only do this to really condescending jegulus shippers btw not the ones who are normal. im a hater but not that much of a hater…#nah its so funny bc sometimes they dgaf but sometimes they get very mad 😭😭 i think its bc most jegulus shippers are diehard drarry shippers #but its funny bc they’ll argue that hinny have no chemistry and in one breath ship jegulus #harry potter #hp #hinny #anti jegulus #ginny weasley #i once did with this someone and they proceeded to say ‘but jegulus has spice 🔥🔥’ imma shove ur spice up ur ass how abt that #<- is that a controversial tag?#rewriting

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abruisedmuse · 2 months

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Just chapter 1 of Wait and Hope things...

Hermione: And what? You expect me to live with Malfoy????

Ginny: Well...you're married and you do live there. So yeah, yeah I do.

#just started wait and hope #and i thought this kinda funny tbh #dramione #draco malfoy #hermione granger #hinny #harry potter #ginny weasley #wait and hope #fanfic #hp #becs.reads

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loveeari · 10 months

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ginny: where is my dumbass husband hermione: probably with mine harry and ron decked out in full drag because they lost a bet to the twins: so who looks best teddy staring at his godfather and uncle in awe: arry!!!! the twins losing it: PFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT ron pissed off: WHAT ABOUT ME

#harry potter #funny #ron weasley #hermione grnager #hinny #ronmione #cute teddy lupin

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animezinglife · 7 months

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The way they wrote movie! Ginny's flirting is so unbelievably creepy.

"Shoelace."

[force feeds him]

Help.

#harry potter #funny #ginny weasley #harry potter and the half-blood prince #WHY DID SHE FEED HIM #I CAN'T BREATHE #hinny #harry x ginny #WHY IS EVERYTHING SO STIFF AND AWKWARD

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sucksesful-user · 3 months

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I was watching Half-Blood Prince last night with my boyfriend and I forgot that it's literally a comedy movie. "But I am the chosen one," the Ron/Hermione and Harry/Ginny beginning relationship stages that are extremely awkward, and "not to mention the pinchers" are so iconic. And there's so many more moments too. I totally forgot how funny it was and it shot up so far in my rankings of the films.

#harry potter #half blood prince #hermione granger #ron weasley #ginny weasley #hinny #romione #draco malfoy #it's so funny and for what

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harryandginnydeservesbetter · 2 years

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Ginny : An octopus is just a wet spider

Hermione : I hate you

Harry : No, no but it's accurate

#harry potter #harry potter fandom #hermione granger #ron weasley #ginny weasley #harry james potter #harry james potter incorrect quotes #harry j potter #hermione jean granger #ginnymollyweasley #ginny molly weasley #married hinny #post war hinny #hinny funny #hinny incorrect quotes #hinny #hinny headcanon

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nuatthebeach · 2 years

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Ginny: *playing Twister in the common room, bending down*

Harry: …Smash

Ron:

Hermione:

Dean:

Seamus:

Neville:

The entire Gryffindor quidditch team:

Hermione: *admonishingly* Harry

Harry: What was the game, Smash or Pass?

Hermione: *snickering, face-palming* No.

#yes I stole this from a tik tok sound that doesn’t make it not funny #and accurate #i am on a roll today #pining potter #harry james potter #ginny weasley #harry x ginny #hinny #harry and hermione brotp #incorrect hinny quotes

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bluemauve · 1 month

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i don't think many people actually know the difference between being sassy and rude.

#like ginny was just straight up rude #she was so unpleasant the whole time #and harry thought her insufferable “jokes” were funny because he was miserably rude too #damn you know what? with the amount of people defending their humour #hinny deserve to be miserable together idc 😒

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stellalemon · 2 years

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Okay but tell me this isn’t the most Harry James Potter thing you’ve ever heard? I can just imagine Ginny snorting and hard core staring at him like “what the actual fuck”

She would definitely make fun of him about it the next morning while he’s dying on the bathroom floor. Absolutely no mercy whatsoever.

- Full credit to @ellieoryan7447 for sending me this and comparing it to Harry. I’ve been laughing for 25 minutes and decided to share.

#hinny #harry potter #ginny weasley #harrypotterissodamncute #humor #why do i find this so funny

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narukoibito · 2 years

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for the fic writer ask game:

4. Link your three favorite fics right now (please ❤️)

32. Copy and paste your top three favorite lines/jokes/sentences you’ve ever written. What fics do they come from?

4. Link your three favorite fics right now.

(I actually got another ask for 4, so I'm going to list miraculous ladybug fandom fic favorites for this ask and HP for the next.)

Hah! You know that one of them was going to be one does not love breathing @wackus-bonkus-maximus!!! Just so amazing, the plot twists, the characterizations, the world building, the beautiful writing! It's a rollercoaster, and I love that I can turn off my brain and enjoy the ride!

final girl by @picayunearts — Just completed, and IT. WAS. SO. GOOD. I am not a heavy marichat shipper, but this just covered everything, and now apparently due to this and odnlb, I am super into the temporary death trope. Hah.

home sick by @officialratprince — This story lives in my brain rent free. Just. All of it. Adrien contracts pneumonia. Somehow, that's the least of his worries this week.

32. Copy and paste your top three favorite lines/jokes/sentences you’ve ever written. What fics do they come from?

Okay, round 2 (I listed three other favorites here):

charity work, I'm really proud of the banter in this story; it came so effortlessly:

“Do you always rescue brokenhearted blokes on your public profile?”

“Only the really particularly pathetic ones,” she grinned back. “My publicist is always encouraging me to take on more charity work.”

“Smart,” Harry nodded sagely. “It’s good to engage with the people from time to time. Humanize you.”

Am I Your Lockscreen, ashfjagk this part okay?:

“Where’d you go, Har— oh my God!” Ron’s cry pierced through Harry’s hazy brain. “Get off my sister!”

Fear spiked through Harry. He looked up at his best mate (who was hopefully still his best mate), who looked as if he had been clubbed on the head.

“He can’t get off me, I’m on him!” Ginny replied unhelpfully.

“Oh then… Get off my best mate!”

Ron grabbed her ankles and started pulling her off of Harry, but Ginny, in a fit of rebelliousness, clung onto Harry harder.

worthy of love anyway, because I love Ron:

The dark waters reflected his pale, drawn face back at him, his blue eyes gleaming with rising fear as the seconds ticked away without Harry resurfacing. Not the face of a hero, not his brothers’ or his sister’s, not the glowing one in the Mirror. But the only one that could save Harry now.

The reflection’s expression changed, becoming brazen and determined. Ron bit back a swear and dove into the icy waters.

Feel free to ask me more Fic Writer Ask Game!

#ask games #mlb fic recs #eee they're so good i can't #haha funny lines i enjoyed writing instead of angsty pining ones #harry/ginny #hinny

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