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thelastsarahbender · 1 year

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ben🤝 hi: using their bodies as human shields to protect their friends

#hi bodying a cop #and hannah #and rushing the gamemaster #ben always being the last to escape to give his friends time or the first to escape to see if the route is safe #which isnt to say that shelton and tory arent also protective friends #just manifests in different ways i think #although they have both been human shields before at least once #virals #virals series

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 8 months

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Embrace the truth

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan jingyi #lan sizhui #lan xichen #lan wangji #wei wuxian #WWX uses NMJ's abs as part of his evidence for identification. LXC is allowed to use his familiar embrace as his evidence.#We are now entering the slow burn arc of 'Lan Xichen continues to lose everything he cared about'.#He has his love of fishing + his good friendship with JGY + his brother. I hope nothing happens to any of those things #Not that its in character for *anyone* present to have the emotional intelligence for it - but man LXC is having a very hard time #Trying to pin his sworn brother as a murderer *right* after identifying the mystery body as his other sworn brother?#of *course* he's defensive! You gave him no time to process!#He's gonna need a lot of time by the pond to cope #The original joke had LXC copping a feel on those glutes and recognizing him that way. Which now looking back *was* funnier #sigh...I need to trust my gut a bit more #Next time on PD-MDZS: They just show up in Jinlin Tai because I want to plot to keep moving

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treasureplcnet · 7 months

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assorted bodies doodles (transcript of that messy relationship square under the cut due to my handwriting/incoherency)

TAKE THESE W A GRAIN OF SALT i am like 90% joking:

hillinghead -> hasan, and vice versa: immediate mutual respect

hillinghead -> whiteman: he's incredibly smart, deceptively cunning but very kind. but he is also so annoying oh my god--

hillinghead -> maplewood: "please someone explain science fiction to me"

whiteman -> iris, and vice versa: two friends secretly think of the other as the sidekick

whiteman -> hillinghead: annoying him is quickly becoming a favorite pasttime

whiteman -> hasan: will not admit it but he wants parenting tips from her

hasan -> whiteman: has slipped a parenting book to him

hasan -> maplewood: deja vu about their future weirds her out a little, but she trusts her

iris -> hillinghead: fond of him from the time they spoke in the prison. enjoys fucking with him

iris -> hasan: SHE'S THE GOAT

#re: while i like whiteman being a funny comic relief type character in this lineup (less comic relief and more witty and funny)#i do recognise that he's not rly like that in canon. much more cunning and able to blend into whatever situation he can #able to say the right things when he needs to (right after farrell dies) and deflecting of any real observations (with calloway)#its very chameleon like to the point of giving up a very integral part of his identity to safeguard himself--#even though he cares very much about it (the way he reacts to antisemitic comments and his face drops when farrell mentions the synagogue)#now what is actually annoying to hillinghead is that he knows karl can actually be very gracious he's still choosing to fuck with him LOL #the annoyance spreads to iris too. i rly think iris-karl buddy cop duo could be so funny #i actually really need more fic or art of them all interacting . here's how bodies s2 can still happen.#bodies netflix #karl weissman #esther jankovsky #sharara hasan #alfred hillinghead #iris maplewood #and sorry to hillinghead who is not drawn well. kyle soller 1 treasureplcnet 0 #my art #and im not quite sure why theyre having breakfast tgt in that first comic. perhaps bc the original meme has them like that LOL

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frobby · 1 month

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welcome back to my headcanon corner today i bring you:

Rin okumura has a criminal record for accidently assaulting a police officer because he saw a man harrasing a girl and and knocked him out cold not realizing he was law enforcement. Thankful shiro showed up and talked it over and he just had to do community service....at the church....where he lives....

#The worsr thing rin had to endure was his family laughing at him for a week straight #Shiros general sentiment was 'thats really fucking funny but dont do it again'#Yukio is like 'how do you accidently punch a police officer??' And rin is like 'i dunno i panicked!'#Despite his incredulity yukio also secretly thinks its hilarious because of course his brother would end up hitting a police officer #It was only a matter of time #Oh rin didnt get caught they charged him after he dragged the guys body to the police station to apologize #Rin okumura cop destroyer its only the punk way #Rin okumura #blue exorcist #shiro fujimoto #I would place this event at prolly 13-14 #If anyone cares

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penguin-scribbles · 10 months

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hello tmcblr, may I offer you despairduo in these trying times

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cock-holliday · 2 months

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Hate when attorneys are so limp-dick about protesters. “I hate protests and think they’re mean and noisy and block traffic and I won’t say it out loud but I do think you’re a bad person for disrupting the status quo BUT I do think they all deserve representation…” wow jeez mister. What’s your stance on abortion? Do you not have the capacity to understand the drive of fighting for a cause? Have you never met a movement lawyer? The DA isn’t gonna fuck you, bro

#thinking about how I had to disclose to an attorney I worked under #that I would probably be on a cop’s body cam footage we had to review #and his response was ‘me too’

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alicent-targaryen · 8 months

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DETECTIVE!TOMMY ▸ Noir!AU

#he's totally sending to the morgue the bodies that end up on his desk files lol #this started as dirty cop tommy and ended up here 🤷‍♀️#peaky blinders #cillian murphy #tommy shelby #thomas shelby #moodboard by ria #tv #peakyblindersedit #tommyshelbyedit #tw weapon

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ladyluscinia · 11 months

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*stumbles out of the Teen Wolf / Criminal Minds crossover tag covered in blood* none of you understand Stiles Stilinski

#so many people writing fics in the mid 2010s #and yet NO ONE appears to have truly embraced the potential of stiles setting off every red flag for teenaged serial killers #that boy looks at crime scene photos in his class. hunts for dead bodies. makes illegal key copies. spies on the cops #he's on a watchlist and you could do so much with that #teen wolf #stiles stilinski #ladyluscinia

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plantanarchy · 5 months

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I survived Christmas somehow yeehaw

#it wasn't bad at all tbh but it was with my sister's bfs family i walked myself into several convos i had to tiptoe out of lmao #ended up talking about eating apricot pits to cure cancer with his mom who has likely terminal cancer and i was like uh oh uh no um i mean #my other sister's new bf is a cop #who complained about having to wear a body camera now because his job is hard #anyway uhhhh taco wore a little outfit and there was a baby

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bahoreal · 9 months

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it genuinely makes me so sad that more people didnt watch three body. it was masterfully done beautifully paced and with so many compelling dynamics relationships and character journeys and with a whole dump of realistic scifi that was explained extremely well And a healthy dose of pure existential horror that i still havent managed to shake months and months and months after watching it. please watch three body. it is so good.

#three body #just thinking about dashi again. clueless shitty cop who dodges existentialism by enjoying being a Shit Human With Vices #and this somehow manages to make him the most important person in the world. twice. because he is the crusty version of samwise gangee #'i cant carry it but i can carry you' is his entire character in season 1 as (as yu hewei said) wang miaos guardian angel #then refusing to die but giving up his life anyway to go and protect luo ji. god #hes so important and such an asshole and he never gets close to being corrupted by power because he simply does not give enough of a shit #what a character. i know i talk about miaomiao and how much i love miaomiao but dashi is something special

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mattzerella-sticks · 8 months

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"You can live a normal life. Fall in love."

I think this scant piece of ranting says a LOT about how Bruce sees Batman. It's not just a duty. It's a curse. Your blessings are also your damnations. Bruce thinks that you cannot fall in love while you are a vigilante (despite COUNTLESS EVIDENCE THAT DISPROVES THIS - Dick and Babs, Clark and Lois, Ollie and Dinah, etc.)

But Bruce has a very myopic viewpoint that leads to a self-fulfilling prophecy. He hasn't had success in romance as Batman. It's Batman's fault. He can't give up Batman. Ergo, he cannot 'find love' in the nuclear family, heteronormative sense because of Batman.

Let's look at the three 'greatest loves' of Batman's life according to his and Ghostmaker's trip into his psyche.

Selina Kyle. Talia al Ghul. Poison Ivy.

I'll work backwards. Ivy is a placeholder because she was never really his. She never loved him, and his love for her was chemically induced. But he has her there, why? Maybe to say that it doesn't work out because she chose someone else.

Talia. The mother of his child who is also the Demon's Head. It would never work because of his strict code against killing and her ambivalence towards it. Ironically, they have the healthiest relationship imo that probably was born from necessary co-parenting. While they don't care for what the other does, they respect and care for each other and have deep history. He thinks if he can't make it work with the mother of his kid, who can he make it work with?

Selina Kyle. Probably the closest (at this point in canon) Bruce has ever come to having a relationship that works. But every time it looks like it'll be a sure hit, something gums up the works. Most of the time, it's each other as there are key aspects of their identity that neither are willing to compromise for. And usually, when there is a compromise, it's usually on Selina's part whereas Bruce can continue being Batman. That puts a huge power imbalance in the relationship. It doesn't work out because Selina will always be drawn back to crime, and Batman will have to stop her. Bruce supposes that's what you get for falling for a criminal.

In all three, Bruce creates logical reasons why Batman is incapable of having a relationship and uses that to justify why he cannot have romance in his life. Why having this duty is a curse. Why he is showing love by getting his kids 'out' of the life, through whatever means necessary.

However, with Selina taking a chunk out of crime through a grey method, she is pulling at a foundational aspect of his personality - I'd argue the safety net Bruce created for himself when he was that boy in the alley - and, in turn, making the Batman/Zur persona go nuts. Zur sees her methods not a way to help Gotham but as an attack on him since, if this can save Gotham what is the point of Batman? What was the point of Bruce's vow? What was it all for?

Zur is giving Bruce a reason to keep going, to keep putting on the mask, so he doesn't have to confront what's under the mask when there's no crime to fight. To deal with his personal life and relationships and mhi that need to be dealt with.

And Selina and the Batfamily are right, this shouldn't have turned into a war. They shouldn't be fighting. This is an unforseen side effect of them fulfilling Bruce's wish which is to make Gotham safe when, in reality, maybe thats not what Batman wants because what safe Gotham would need Batman?

Almost like when in Infinite Crisis, Superman of earth one asks his earth two counterpart: "if your earth was perfect, why did it need a superman?"

A safe Gotham doesn't need a Batman and, after all the stress and trauma Bruce has suffered since he put on that cowl, he is not ready to hang it up. It is his burden and his joy. As much as he grouses about the crime and how much work it is to keep Gotham 'clean' he hates sitting on his hands with nothing to do.

Ironically, Batman of Zur En Arrh reminds me of what happened to Robin in Teen Titans Go! in 'Uncle Jokes' when Starfire started acting like Cyborg and Beast Boy, breaking the natural order of how he saw the world and making him go cuckoo. The same thing is happening to Bruce.

He needs to realize that he can still be Batman but he can also not be in control. That Bruce is the one stopping him from finding 'love' in a traditional sense, not Batman. That he has love and a family and he does not need to keep pushing everyone away because he thinks it's better for them and he knows best.

Batman is Gotham's greatest hero, Bruce Wayne's love, but he's also Bruce's greatest rogue. Duality.

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sluckythewizard · 24 days

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The Altered Beast[FULL SUITE] COULD be arthur bennett or adjacent to whatever hes got going on in tha finale. if ur brave enough. IF UR BRAVE ENOUGH [tldr its just about Things eating Things and becoming New Terrible Things. it also fucking jams]

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#POSTED THIS ON TWITTY ALREADY BUT I NEED MORE SKULLS TO CRAWL INTO. LET ME IN UR HEAD LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN #I LOOOVE THE MURDER OF THE UNIVERSE ALBUM SO MUCH. YOU WILL LISTEN TO PSYCHEDELIC PROG ROCK. YOU WILL #YOU WILL GET HIGH AND SCARED. YOU WILL CRACK OPEN YOUR HEAD SO I MAY ACCESS THE GRAY MATTER WITHIN.#its good music but the STORY OF JUST THE ALTERED BEAST IS NEAT AS HELL #U TELLIN ME THIS PERSON WHO WAS ORIGINALLY SCARED OF A BEAST NOW WANTS TO ASSIMILATE INTO IT #TO OVERPOWER IT. TO BECOME IT. AND THEN IT CHANGES HIM IN WILD WAYS. AND NOW HE NEEDS MORE BEASTS #YOU TELLIN ME NOW ITS JUST A MONSTER GOING OUT AND CONSUMING MONSTERS TO BECOME A MORE POWERFUL MONSTER #THATS SO FUCKING NEAT AND COOL. THATS WHAT I WANNA BE WHEN I GROW UP. I REALLY WANT ARTHUR BENNETT TO GET WORSE #I LOVE IT WHEN CHARACTERS GET WORSE. I NEED SOME PHOSPHOPHOLITE TYPE SHIT TO HAPPEN TO HIM #I NEED HIM INCOMPREHENSIBLE. yknow what is this a safe space. i have a confession #IT WAS A FUCKING COP-OUT FOR THEM TO LET ARTHURS BODY STAY HOT WHEN HIS FACE WENT TO 0 APPEARANCE #HIS WHOLE BODY SHOULDVE DISTORTED AND ROTTED. I WANTED ROT. I HIDE HIS FACE WHEN I DRAW HIM BC FUNNY CARTOON TROPE #BUT THERE ARE THINGS SQUIRMING WITHIN THE DARK. BONES HAVE SHIFTED AND FLESH HAS WITHERED AND DISTORTED. INHUMAN. BEAST.#COME OONNNN AND NOOOOWWWWW NOW HES MORE HES SO MUCH MORE. WHO KNEW SOULS COULD BE SO FUN TO EAT.#WHO KNEW IT COULD BE SO FUN TO KILL SOMETHING SO POWERFUL. TO BECOME SOMETHING MORE POWERFUL #VAMPIRES ARE SO NEAT BC THEYRE STICKY. THE FLESH JUST DOESNT SEPARATE THE SAME AS HUMANS. THEY LAST LONGER #BODY HORROR IS SO MUCH MORE FUN W VAMPIRES..I COULD TAKE A LIMB AND SMEAR IT OUTWARD INTO A FINE PASTE AND THE COLD FLESH WOULD STILL WRITH #IN MY HEART ATLEAST. WEEEEE!! ITS SO FUN IN HERE. IN MY BEAUTIFUL AND KIND HEAR.TS #I THINK IM RUNNING OUT OF ROOM. ANOTHER FOUL CONTRACT BOUNDING MY HUBRIS WITHIN ITS BASTARD LIMITS. ANWYAY IF U GUYS EVER WANNA GO CRAZY WM #IM HERE. IM HERE. I MIGHT READ UR MSG N THEN FORGET RIGHT AWAY SO SPAM ME IF U WANNA. HAVE FUNNN WEEEEE

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parchmentknight · 1 month

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CHARLES SMITH RED DEAD 2 UHHH

charles smith redemption two is just like me fr

#what is it called when u really vibe with a character and see urself in it #charles isnt my fav fav character but he is definitely the one that is most ME #i dont know what term tumblr uses anymore #anyways.#IM POC SEASIAN K. DONT GET ME WRONG IM BROWN #i too think about conserving nature and the ecosystems and the inportance of animals especially ones that resonate with my family #and the protection of cultural animals that are being killed off by poachers #and how silence is comfortable and doesnt always need to be filled and how my closest friends are comfortable with it too #and how hard it is to be good but u strive to be good in a cruel world anyways #and becoming a better person despite your traumas and the environment around you #and im hoping for a good ending... maybe a better one than charles' but a good one nonetheless #also his dry humour. miss throwing deadpan lines around my highschool teachers. doesnt happen in online asynchronous school :/#also he has body goals. man is BUILT and MAJESTIC i wanna be like that so freaking bad #rivera writes #charles smith #rdr2 #just personal rambles before i hit the hay #comic expo is in two days!!! tryna cop some red dead merch yk

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cooplagoop · 10 months

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Do you guys ever think about how much chronic pain Gabriel Reyes is in that he describes it as agonizing and in ow2 is willing to let Moira experiment on him again if it means he'll be "normal" again which is a common ableist narrative able bodied people project onto the disabled and how it's supported in Gabriel's mind by there not being anyone who can take care of him or won't berate/use him when he shows weakness and has probably cried himself to sleep every time the pain gets so bad he can't even leave his bed to use the bathroom?

#overwatch #gabriel reyes #Reaper makes 200% more sense once you remember that this is a disabled man who has never been accomodated to and is always expected #to operate like an able bodied person and probably more because his coworkers know he's a super soldier thus being held to a higher standar #Wish this was the narrative around Gabriel instead of cop want JuStIcE

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i-didnt-do-1t · 9 months

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cw death

oscar and morris <3

Ty nox, shall be sobbing for the next 4-5 business days <3

cw death

Just Oscar who hasn’t experienced loss in this way before, not with his ma or his pa (he’s not dead but he might as well be) and it’s hard to lose anything you never had in the first place but-

Morris is in a fight, a hit lands wrong or he falls and hits his head on the pavement too hard and it takes Oscar a second to realise that he’s not getting back up.

Morris always gets up

but Oscar is still mid fight and now it’s two to one and his brother is lying on the ground blood slowly pooling under his head and all Oscar can see is Morris at maybe seven years old when that scar above his eyebrow was a freshly opened cut.

Morris doesn’t make it out of that fight alive.

Oscar doesn’t believe it. He goes to bed that night rosary beads held in his fists and gripped so tight they indent his knuckles. He says the Hail Mary ten times over (struggling to keep count) like he rolled his eyes at Morris doing every night.

The next morning he gets up without Morris acting as his alarm clock. He feels like he’s walking in a dream, He’s not sure he’s slept at all (he’s not sure he didn’t die when Morris did) He goes to work.

He can feel the look Wiesel is giving him. He doesn’t say a word, just shoves past Kelly to the distribution desk.

And Jack, Jack who has known Oscar for almost as long as he’s known half of his boys in Manhattan, knows somethings wrong, in the set of his shoulders and the dark circles under his eyes and the empty space at his side where Morris usually stands, cigarette held loosely in his mouth, the occasional murmur they can never make out as he leans over to Oscar to say something which cuts Oscar’s mouth into a sharp smile.

One of the other boys, Finch or Albert only see the absence of a Delancey. Only see an event and an opportunity and all it takes is one comment for Oscar to launch himself around the desk-

He doesn’t stop hitting till he’s pulled away, face wet, knuckles busted open and bleeding, his blood or their’s he’s not sure, can’t even tell who it is anymore, their face an unrecognisable mess of reds and blacks swollen bruises.

Wiesel sends him home after that.

Instead he goes for a drink. Doesn’t think about. Can’t think about it. Tells himself that Morris is just at mass.

He goes home. He makes dinner because god knows Morris is a terrible cook even when it’s something simple like soup.

He puts out two bowls.

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Hours later both of them go cold and uneaten.

(oscar is still waiting for morris is get back from mass)

(his hand, knuckles bloody and scabbed and swollen dark blue taps on the table, restless.

Morris ain’t here to tell him to clean them up)

#newsies #I have made myself have a crisis #of whether Oscar unable to leave Morris’s body behind picks him up #and carry’s his dead weight back to their house #OR #he has to leave morris behind #and go and get Wiesel #or the cops #or Someone #Anyway

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kennys-parka-jacket · 8 months

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stan crying 💔

#Him refusing to admit how he really feels. Letting things escalate just so he can avoid being honest with himself #Then it reaches a climax and he confesses not only to himself; but to everyone. In front of his friends #In front of the cops who have a gun pointed at his head #And he cries. His entire face scrunches up and his body shakes. So does his voice

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