Made the worst brownies ever created just now

god

I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.

the director of god of war 2 and god of war 2018 really just has a tiny horse in his bed

i just found out tumblr was storing over three GIGABYTES of cookies on my device without me knowing and that's why it's been running so fucking slow recently... incredible. anyways everyone go clear your fucking cookies. don't let this website run a goddamn video game's worth of disc space in the background for no good reason.

It makes me happy when they listen

han sooyoung gave yoo joonghyuk massive tits because she is a woman of the people

han sooyoung: does you're back hurt?

Yoo joonghyuk: from what?

Kim dokja: from carrying the world?

Han sooyoung: no your tits they're massive, you should look into breast reduction surgery

yoo joonghyuk: ....

the only thing interesting about the release of a new genshin character is what freaky porn people are gonna make of them honestly

Im actually kind of sad ppl clowned on boyfriend asmr roleplay so hard because i find the insanity of "your boyfriend beaks into the US embassy to save you from terrorists [ASMR]" with a pic of rinne amagi enstars to be an art form

being so fr with you all we need to drastically accelerate anti-car propaganda.

we need to make it so clear to future generations that we no longer tolerate a world where you cannot conveniently go for a walk or get a coffee or get groceries without a car

what i love about mlp fim is that the power of friendship is not a symbolic thing it is a real and tangible force so potent it can be channeled into killing people

does anyone know if we have transmasc and transfem love and friendship today

you cant ever let yourself forget what it felt like to be 15. how adults treated you. being treated without a shred of respect because people think youre too young to have thoughts and feelings of your own. the lack of autonomy. you cant ever forget that because if you do you might become the kind of adult who treats kids like theyre not people