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#hes my little guy. my pal. my sweet cheese. my rotten soldier. my good time boy
romeo-the-homeo · 1 year
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two years ago when i first got into redacted i was like ‘asher’s ok’ but now he is my best mate and i would feed him scooby snacks anytime he says anything
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musicalchaos07 · 9 months
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I miss u Jonathan Byers
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crazyw3irdo · 2 years
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you alreayd know who im gonna ask. give me the bingo on the little prison boy
MY BELOVED
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koko-heads · 2 years
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happy birthday to my the character ever
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beansprean · 2 years
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I’ve literally been thinking about this concept for months, I want Guillermo to start demanding petty shit like this!! He’s my best friend he’s my pal, my homeboy, my rotten soldier, he’s my sweet cheese, my good time boy-
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ID: Comic panels cut into various sections. Panel 1: Guillermo, wearing a blue and red sweater over a button up and tan chinos, stands in the fancy room mid-conversation, hip cocked, arms crossed, looking imperious as he starts, “If I do this for you-“ Nadja interrupts him, sitting on the loveseat to his right and waving a dismissive hand. “Yes, yes, Guillermo, what do you want now?” She is wearing a black silk dress with big mutton sleeves and a full skirt under a pink patterned waistcoat, sheer lace at her throat and making up the sleeves from the mutton to the wrist, where there is a pleated black cuff. She also has a large red-violet bow at her neck, multiple silver rings, her usual red lipstick and nails, sparkly silver eyeshadow, and her hair half-up in pigtails. 2: Close up of Guillermo, surrounded by sparkles as he forms a dimpled smirk, hands unfolding to be held up in offer. He says, “I want each of you… to give me a genuine compliment.” Three speech bubbles immediately invade from offscreen, saying “Absolutely not.” “Fucking guy!” and “Are you fucking kidding me?”
3: Reverse shot; Guillermo turns his back on the room to face the viewer again, shrugging casually as he replies, “Alright! Figure it out on your own then…” Behind him on the left, Laszlo leans with one hand on a side table, rolling his eyes. He is wearing a red-violet cravat and patterned pink waistcoat to match Nadja’s under a dark blue pea coat. There is a layer of lace matching Nadja’s sleeves over the lapels and pockets, and he is wearing various silver rings along with his usual black nails. Nandor stands center in the background, grimacing as he nervously fiddles his fingers together. He is wearing a brown knee-length belted coat, large cuffs turned out at the elbows and gold buttons down the center. The tighter brick red of his undershirt is visible from wrists to elbows and peeking out between each button on his chest. He also has a darker red cravat, silver stone ring on his right forefinger, and large gold ring on his left pinky. He glances over as Nadja stands up from the loveseat to glare at the back of Guillermo’s head and yells “Fine, you needy little maláko!”
4: Close up of Nadja on a red and gold background, smiling innocently, eyes closed, with both hands held up in a shrug as she offers smugly “You are a capable bodyguard.” Speech bubbles from the others with little floating heads invade the panel from offscreen. Nandor, looking sad, says, “Nadja! I was going to use that one…” Laszlo, smiling with a little heart, says “Good one, my dark darling!” Guillermo, looking unimpressed but unwilling to push for a better adjective, hesitates and says “…Thank you. Laszlo?” 5: Close up of Laszlo on a thoughtful teal background, leaning his head back with closed eyes and holding both hands together in a prayer position over his mouth. He takes a moment to hum to himself, eyebrows scrunching together as he struggles to think of something.
5: Wide shot of the whole room. On the left, Laszlo leans forward and thrusts his folded hands out, declaring, “You have a plush and bounceable arse that has invaded my mind more than once while musing in my woodshed.” In the background, Nandor, looking increasingly anxious, throws his arms out in alarm and whines, “Laszlo!!” Nadja gives her husband a nod and a thumbs up. Guillermo, next to her, has his head bent down as he digs a thumb are forefinger into his eyes, glasses pushed up on his extremely red face. He sighs out, “I’ll…I’ll take it.”
6: Close up on Nandor as a speech bubble from offscreen calls, “Nandor, you’re up.” Nandor grimaces, shoulders up to his ears, as his fangs nervously chomp at his lower lip and his eyes dart searchingly to the side. He groans aloud in uncertainty “Ummm…eeuurghh…" and thinks to himself "Nice things… about… Guillermo…” In the background behind him, sepia-toned images of Guillermo pop up to aid his memory. A close up of Guillermo’s hand dragging a brush through Nandor’s hair. A tiny Guillermo holding a feather duster, the scent of blood wafting from his neck proclaiming ‘yum yum!’ A knife embedding itself in a painting of Nandor and John. Guillermo’s ass stretching out a pair of green chinos as he moves, surrounded by sparkles. Guillermo’s fist, dripping with blood. Guillermo grinning as he confidently explains to Nandor how to make an airtight wish. Guillermo, eyes hidden behind opaque glasses, yanking a bloody stake from an unwitting victim.
7: Wide shot of the whole room. Nandor, face blank, head empty, holds out his hands and offers “Yooouuuuuuuuu seem very…durable.” Laszlo, now having walked over to stand near his wife, raises his eyebrows at Nandor with a smile and pipes up with an interested “Ohoo?” A thought bubble from him just contains the words “sex thoughts”. Nadja gestures towards Nandor with one hand and exclaims with irritation, “He’s a human, Nandor. My giagia had liverspots more durable than him!” In the foreground, Guillermo turns his back on his roommates and stalks away with an irritated expression and says “I really don’t know what I expected from you guys.” /end ID
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prismartist · 8 months
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i dont CARE if fred "can't be trusted" or "might be tricking tubbo" or whatever i simply cannot believe it. he's just a little guy to me. he's my pal. my homeboy. my rotten soldier. he's my sweet cheese, my good time boy
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virusinfected-memes · 2 years
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TIK TOK SENTENCE STARTERS, PT. 3 ;
50 starters. CW: alcohol, cussing, sexual themes. Some starters are just random quotes from Tik Tok creators, some starters are from Tik Tok trends that have popped up over the past year or so. The original sources of these trends are from various memes, shows, songs, and other popular media. Feel free to change words and pronouns as needed! [PARTS: 1 - 2]
"Guess who’s terrible at processing emotions? This guy!”
“If I have to gain any more character development in 2022, I think it will be the start of my villain origin story.”
“Did you get enough love, my little dove? Why do you cry?”
“What happened to us? We used to be best friends.”
“I’m so tired of shonen. Please release yourself from the shackles of shonen anime.”
“Honestly? We’re about to get colonized by aliens, so what can we do? Count your days. Count your fucking days, human beings, ‘cause as soon as the aliens drop, I’m gonna be an alien’s whore. I have no loyalty to the human race.”
“I wish that I never met you. Everything else is horrible by comparison.”
“I know my girlfriend is a witch.”
“It’s gross stuff, but it tastes good when you put it all together.”
“Is it me? Am I the drama?”
“Dear God, why is it so thick?”
“ ‘Spuddle’ is a seventeenth century word that means to feel extremely busy while achieving absolutely nothing.”
“This relationship isn’t healthy... I think we need to go on a steady diet.”
“Like, I’ve never wanted to be thrown across a room before, but... I feel things right now that I’ve never felt before.”
“Beans on toast does not look attractive. You know what? Let’s look up some beans on toast.”
“I have alcohol. I don’t have feelings.”
“Y’all wanna be edgy so bad.”
“All my life, I had to fight with no ass.”
“The Lord knows our hearts, okay? If the Lord didn’t want me to play, he shouldn’t have made me foolish. The Lord knew what they were doing when they made me. Shit! How the Lord gonna make me a fool and then don’t want me to play around? Like, make it make sense. It don’t.”
“This is great. Just the three of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built.”
“Are you falling in love? I have a feeling you are.”
“I know something you don’t. I know something you will never know.”
“It’s been a while since we’ve talked, but I missed you, you idiot.”
“The eyeliner might be poppin’, but the mental health be droppin’.”
“Anything that happens to you past midnight is between you and your god.”
“You know it’s not the same as it was.”
“Do you think you’re better off alone?”
“If I only could, I’d make a deal with God, and I’d get him to swap our places.”
“Dream when you’re feelin’ blue.”
“I don’t make my Sims woohoo. They be fuckin’.”
“I was gonna say something, but I said I was gonna be nice today.”
“Why don’t we go somewhere only we know?”
“When I was thirteen, me and my best friend had imaginary anime boyfriends.”
“I miss how Halloween used to be.”
“He’s my best friend, he’s my pal, he’s my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese. My good time boy.”
“_____, wake up! I don’t like this!”
“If you wanna stop me, you’re gonna have to fuckin’ kill me!”
“Okay, but that’s not the point.”
“Open up the door. I only wanna play a little more.”
“Don’t you ever be wasting your good energy.”
“What’s it like being ugly and sad?”
“And nothing can go wrong... OH, NOO! IT ALL WENT WRONG!”
“My money don’t jingle, jingle. It folds.”
“Stop calling, stop calling, I don’t wanna think anymore.”
“Is your middle name cheddar cheese? ‘Cause you’re looking extra sharp today.”
“The CDC just called and they told me your smile is super contagious.”
“That’s suspicious... That’s weird.”
“I do not have time for this! I don’t have time for you!”
“Who the hell’s still an Elvis stan in the year of 2022? Go to therapy. Get help.”
“That’s so cute! Are you shitting me? Capitalism really popped off today.”
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strafethesesinners · 1 year
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Oc Tag Game
Tagged by @socially-awkward-skeleton @nuclearstorms and @strangefable to fill out this list for my ocs thank you!
Tagging @deputyash @depyotee @unleashed111 @shallow-gravy @florbelles @adelaidedrubman @henbased @inafieldofdaisies @trench-rot @afarcryfrommymain @wrathfulrook @deputy-morgan-malone @direwombat @roofgeese @clicheantagonist @allthearchetypes @nightwingshero @detectivelokis @8bitpizzacoupons @amistrio @cobb-vanthss and whoever wants to!
Favorite OC
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What can I say? He’s my best friend, he’s my pal. He’s my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese, my good-time boy. He’s my everything really. Cooper was the first ever OC I’ve ever made for a fandom and he helped free me from a years long stretch of no writing ideas. I’m still so excited about him and I think about him every day. I love that he’s become so iconic because he means so so much to me. I will hopefully get around to telling his full story soon.
Oldest OC
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Once again it’s Cooper! Well, if we’re counting still active OCs. Technically I have some older for original stories but I don’t make stuff for them anymore. I made Cooper in May of 2020 and the rest is history. Haven’t looked back since.
Newest OC
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Ward Drachen (real name Edward Smithfield) is my most recent OC. I made him uuuuh I honestly don’t remember exactly when but towards the end of last year I think, for rdr2/rdo. I still don’t have much for him, but I really wanted a red dead OC and came up with a basic idea. Hopefully more will come!
Meanest OC
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Ward is the meanest OC hands down. This is one mean sunovabitch. He’s taciturn an standoffish, and has no discernible sense of humor. He sometimes delights in cruelty towards his enemies (who luckily can’t be called innocent by any stretch). Ward doesn’t give a shit about other people or their feelings, unless they get close to him and that’s a difficult feat.
Softest OC
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It’s Valor! Valor puts on a bit of a tough guy act occasionally but it’s easy to see through, and honestly, he doesn’t try that hard to maintain it. This guy is a sweetheart honestly. He’s open and generous, friendly and upbeat. Once might even say bubbly. He’s a criminal but has never hurt anyone in the course of crimes (pre the events of his story) since they mostly consist of vehicle theft and sometimes data theft. (Cooper loses this one by having a little bit of a mean streak to him; he likes starting fights a little too much).
Most aloof/standoffish OC
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Again it’s Ward. He’s not a people person.
Smartest OC
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Heath is a pretty smart cookie. He was validictorian for his class in high school and all that and could have easily gotten in to most colleges if he hadn’t decided to join the army instead and then go onto the DEA after getting out. He’s also a little bit of a sleuth. He has a knack for investigation and moved up fast in the DEA because of it.
Dumbest (affectionate) OC
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Sigh. Cooper was made to be a little bit of a himbo at first but gradually got dumber. This man went on the run from the law without changing his name or anything about his appearance. He can’t do basic math. He has a huge amount of trouble focusing on anything and is absent minded to the max.
OC I’d be friends with IRL
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Valor! I love Cooper but he and I don’t have much in common so I think it would be hard to keep conversations going. Valor and I could totally talk video games and go out on the town together and look for hot guys. Valor is also interested in learning about new things and has a curious mind and great sense of humor so I think we’d get long great. I’d love to be friends with Coop but Valor is a more realistic option for someone I’d actually be friends with.
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catboygretzky · 1 year
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I want to put mason mctavish in a jar and shake him i want to keep him in a shoebox With Some Leaves and dress him up like a polly pocket ! i want to put him in a locket and keep him around my neck i want to grab him by the face and shake him until coins fall out of him like loot in a video game he's my best friend he's my greatest enemy he's effervescent he's euphoria defined he's just some guy he's the lyrics to my favourite song that i thought i forgot but didnt he's a horse girl he deserves to be a human snowglobe he’s my pal. He’s my home-boy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese, my good-time boyeh. He's a little boy a baby girl a pretty princess the trash i found under my fridge when i moved it the other day he IS TRULY the ONLY human being(?)
I want to study him like a bug. he fascinates me endlessly
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decaflondonfog · 10 months
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10 characters, 10 fandoms, 10 people
thank you @magpiefngrl for the tag! i LOVED looking through your list. it's kind of silly to be doing this like two months after you tagged me but oh well... that's how i roll i guess i did this like a year ago maybe but i am purposefully trying not to hunt down that post to compare bc i think this is a fun exercise in reflection. favourite characters are great because sometimes they're the worst little guy on the planet, sometimes they're just a guy you relate to, sometimes they're a character you wish you could put under a microscope and analyse deeply, and sometimes they're a guy you want to [redacted redacted redacted redacted]. the human brain is a magical place, eh? let's do this! (guy is v much gender neutral here, you know what i mean)
rules: name 10 of your favourite characters from 10 different fandoms, then tag 10 people to do the same
kevin day from All For The Game [laszlo cravensworth voice: 'cause he’s my best friend, he’s my pal, he’s my homeboy, my rotten soldier, he’s my sweet cheese, my good-time boy. i also would like to— *intense coughing fit*]
declan lynch from The Raven Cycle/The Dreamer Trilogy [older siblings with ibs who would burn the whole world down for their bb siblings rise the fuck UP]
princess beatrice from Red, White and Royal Blue [she falls in the middle of the venn diagram between the two above, into which i unfortunately fall as well: older sibling, addict]
kent parson from Check, Please! [the villainous half of a fucked-up unhealthy codependent homoerotic friendship rep ayyyyy]
tyrannus basilton grimm-pitch from the Simon Snow Series [wet little rat. perfect bastard. ultimate romantic simp]
harrowhark nonagesimus from The Locked Tomb Series [what i said about baz but she's also hundreds of corpses dsfkjhgfd no one is doing it like her]
merlin emrys from BBC Merlin [i mean what can i say about this guy that i haven't in the last ten years jhkjh sometimes the magic is being gay and having a massive boner for the prince you serve yknow]
shauna shipman from Yellowjackets [what i said about kent but with extra cannibalism]
simon "ghost" riley from Call of Duty MWII [idk man, you ever get dragged into a fandom you have 0 knowledge about and find that suddenly you care about these characters? i am obsessed with this dude, i want to wrap his enormous bum in bubblewrap, make him a large cup of tea and make him watch hundreds of episodes of bluey]
aiden kane from the Fence Comics [ah. aiden and the curse of loving your best friend but being unable to tell them and sleeping with half the world just to fill that hole in your heart]
i would have loooooooooved to use little pictures because if i put all these guys together you really realise how much i love a guy who looks like a sick victorian child, bloody mouth and sunken eyes and all, but we're not in the business of stealing art so we're going with the list version!!
tagging @nanatsuyu @jaywalkers @courtjestermerlin @celestialbee @mostlymaudlin @skeptiquewrites @caroll-in @thetrojeans @dogintheboiler @starwarned, feed me all your blorbos, if you please <3
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sydmarch · 1 year
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evrart for the meme :3
First impression
so when i first started playing disco i was in a v weird mental state where i was easily put on edge by everything (looking back that might have not been a good idea objectively lmao.. but i had fun w it) & bcus of that his portrait was SOOOO freaky to me at first like, i didn't wanna look at it LOL. also i thought his voice was annoying as hell before i got used to it & now it's weirdly grown on me (altho i also think garte's stupid nasally voice is kinda hot so that's probably just me having cringefail taste <3) the "fuck this guy 😑" to "fuck this guy 😏" pipeline is real.
Impression now
(said in the cadence as when laszlo says "he’s my best friend, he’s my pal, he’s my homeboy, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, my good time boy") now he is my meow meow boy my problematic fav my guy-who-sucks-but-its-ok-bcus-i-babygirlify-him. so he wants to force everyone out of the village w the construction noise & he and his brother had someone killed so they could take over the union, god forbid women do anything 🙄
Favorite moment
THIS
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& i have to link this post bcus it sums it up better than i ever could
Idea for a story
ok so after being reminded that this interaction exists
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i neeeeeed to write a fic where after this evrart calls garte to his office & is like "you're not going to give my special boy harry any more trouble are you?" and just puts him in his place. "a real piece of work" absolutely just translates to garte being a bratty sub i'm sorry but it's true.
Unpopular opinion
besides the whole i would suck him so silly thing i truly don't think he's as bad as some people make him out to be like yeah OBVIOUSLY he's done plenty of pretty bad shit & i'm not saying he hasn't but i don't think he's like, EVIL the way some people seem to & i don't think all of his motivations are as selfish as they appear on a surface level reading
Favorite relationship
EVRART/HARRY like everything that's going on between them is fucking insane. "But to me -- and the census bureau -- you will always be little Harry" "Of course you're not, Harry, You're my special boy!" i could keep searching fayde for more of these but it's rotting my brain. just fuck each other already for god's sake
Favorite headcanon
i forget who it was that made the post that was like evrart totally intends for elizabeth to be his successor & sees her in a fatherly way but i LOVE that idea. like yes obviously a motivation to pay to send her to law school is "it's useful to have a lawyer indebted to you" but i like to think it isn't JUST that & he has more depth than some people give him credit for.
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theoneiroveil · 6 months
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pls may I have some fun facts about the little rat guy in iniquitus... he is my friend... my best friend, he's my pal, my home-boy, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, my good-time boy (/pos)
INIQUITUS is a fella we will see as the story develops.
I can't say too much about it, buUuUUUt for the sake of hyping people up; it's an evolving character. We'll see it change into a much more terrifying presence as things develop.
As for playing it, Most of the costumes will be fully practical, and i've been looking at it as the series' werewolf-like character. The mask was made from a bag-headed wolf skull that i reshaped to be more rat like. Heres a rough reff that conceals my favorite feature (that we havent directly seen just yet but w i ll)
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polurbehr · 8 months
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FAVODIOTR DINOSAUR??
OKAY I HAD A DINOSAUR/PREHISTORIC ANIMAL SPECIAL INTEREST AS A CHILD AND EVEN THOUGH I FORGOT MOST RANDOM INFO I STILL LOVE THEM DEEPLY. SO NOT ONLY WILL YOU GET MY FAVORITE DINOSAURS, I’LL REVEAL MY TOP BEASTS OF ALL TIME THANK YOU FOR ASKING OKAY LETS GO
Coming in strong we’ve got spinosaurus. He is SO SCARY and EVIL LOOKING and he is a LOVELY BEAST. Also I don’t think those who know of this dinosaur fully grasp how giant this dude was. He was like 25 feet tall. Twice as tall as a Tyrannosaurus rex. He is five times taller than me he would eat my family I love him. Also, he was probably semi-aquatic. Pretty swag
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Next up is my best buddy the ankylosaurus. People NEVER talk about my little guy over here. He is so underrated compared to others like the triceratops, this makes him sad. GIVE HIM LOVE NOW. He is just a big ox mixed with an armadillo to me and I want one as a pet. Just a big old boulder with a spiky back and little horns and a mace for a tail. He could instantly shatter my bones but I don’t care. He’s my best friend, he’s my pal, he’s my homeboy, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, my good time boy
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OKAY NOW TIME FOR THE NON-DINOSAURS BUT STILL HONORABLE MENTIONS.
You ever see a frog and say “damn I wonder what it would be like if that thing was almost a foot and a half long and weighed as much as my cat.” Well they used to be like that. And they were called BEELZEBUFO. Which deadass just means Devil Frog. Cool as fuck. Also they ate small dinosaurs like microraptors sometimes when they weren’t eating other tiny baby animals. It may or may not have been venomous and/or poisonous. We don’t know that much sadly. But look at this FAT FUCK I love him. Big ass frog
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AND NOW. Time for my favorite fish and prehistoric creature of all time. The man of the hour. Motherfucking COELACANTH!!!!!!!!! This fish became a “spin-off” special interest following the dinosaurs so I’m mostly just using this as an excuse to rant about him. This bad boy fooled scientists into thinking he went extinct until they were officially recorded around 1940. BUT MY BOY SURVIVED IN SECRET SINCE BEFORE THE DINOSAURS WERE HERE!!!!! OVER 400 MILLION YEARS THIS DUDE SURVIVED IT ALL!!!!!!!! And he has pretty little blue spots!!! He also has EIGHT FINS TOTAL!!! And lives in the really deep parts of the Indian Ocean and I wanna give him a little smooch because he is my best friend but alas. I cannot swim and he cannot breath air. May we meet in another lifetime in spirit, he is such a gentle soul.
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So in conclusion if you have read this far, thank you and also you should now know better than to ask me about prehistoric creatures of any kind. Yippee
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myshredda · 2 years
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AHHH YOUR WORK IS DEFINITELY THE BEST BEST BEST THING ON THIS FANDOM and I have to thank you too for pushing the chubby red agenda that's what we really need. It's never enough, keep pushing that agenda it's a need for us and for him
AND I DONT KNOW IF I SAID IT BUT THE WAY YOU WRITE YELLOW MAKES ME SOB HE'S THE CUTEST
Thank you 💖😭🥰💗🥲❤️💘You're literally so sweet my god! And yeah, if there's one thing I'm gonna do it's mention that Red's chubby at any given time to remind you all he's a big fluffy guy. He's pudgy. His a big soft lovely puppet and he enjoys junk food and thinks very fondly of his office weight gain!!!!!! As for yellow he's the most specialist little guy of all time and I love him so much that sometimes it's hard to verbalize but like he's my best friend, he's my pal, he's my homeboy, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, my good time boy
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slushiepizza · 11 months
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the way u draw guy is sososo cute this is how ill imagine him from now!! hes my sweet little guy. my pal. my good time boy my sweet cheese my rotten soldier etc
Thats a very high compliment thank you!! I'm honored
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strafethesesinners · 2 years
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Finally watching Godzilla vs Kong. I like a movie that just goes immediately into what it says on the tin lmao. Now Godzilla is my guy ya know he’s my pal, my homeboy, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, my good time boy, but I do like that they’ve made an effort to get you to root for Kong a little.
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