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ithinkabouttzu · 3 months

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omg feel free to ignore but can you do BoB headcanons of having a female medic s/o with big boobs 🙏

Easy co.’s reaction to having a nurse s/o with big boobs

genre: Fluff; suggestive

warnings: Language, suggestion (sorry guys)

description: Easy company’s men reaction to you (their s/o) being their nurse and having big boobs.

a/n: Hey!! Sorry I totally didn’t see the medic part and I accidentally wrote it as nurse i’m so sorry 😭 Anywho, just a reminder that this isn’t any hate towards any itty-bitty-titty community at all! (love you guys for real!) Also, some of these might seem like they’re sexualizing the reader but please don’t take it that way, it’s all supposed to be about love!! Hope you enjoy reading <3

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Dick Winters: - He tries to be the most respectful, it’s inappropriate to look at your body that way and he really respects you.

- But he also is fighting himself from blushing when he sees how your figure looks in your nurses uniform

- He finds you beautiful regardless though, no matter what your chest size is (even tho he’s had a very hard time trying not to stare)

Lewis Nixon: - his eyes get really big when he sees you in your nurse uniform, your cleavage out almost perfectly.

- His throat becomes dry, he feels the urge to drink water, lots of it from his recent thirst, but it seems the only thing he’s thirsty for is you.

- After seeing only men for the past months, and you being the first women he sees in the hospital, he almost dies flat out and he would be completely happy to do so

Carwood Lipton: - He doesn’t even notice at first, he only looks when you have to reach across his body in order to find a good vein.

- His face gets so red, one because he’s guilty for looking, another because he’s absolutely in awe of the beautiful things in front of him

- He still tries to not objectify you, but he truly finds you beautiful in general. He can’t help but get goosebumps at the thought of seeing you again

Joe Toye: - Man when he sees you in that nurses dress, after almost a year of seeing only the men around him, he gets so close to losing it

- He literally starts drooling at the mouth whenever he sees you, you’re like a dream come true, an answer to every single one of his prayers.

- When you do get close to him it’s like he can’t breathe, your body only clouds his mind with unholy thoughts and the dying urge to feel your pretty chest. He’s absolutely desperate for you and getting to know you for the rest of his stay at the hospital.

Joe Liebgott: - NOW WE ALL KNOW THIS MAN IS HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE When he sees you, he actually does lose it, a big smile rising onto his face as though the girl of his dreams is now assigned as his nurse

- He’s an absolute slut for you. Like he’s gonna try his absolute best to make you his, whatever he has to do, he’ll do it. He can’t help but flirt with you any chance he can get.

- When it’s getting close to the end of his stay, he’s dreading it. Only wishing to see you everyday. He’ll practically beg to see you again sometime, or if he can write to you. And being good friends you say yes, making him the happiest man alive.

Bill Guarnere: - He’s probably the biggest flirt you’ve had as a patient. The look on his face is the equivalence of a kid in a candy store for the first time. He’s quick to introduce himself to you, bringing out his best charm for you

- “You always walk around looking like that? It’s killin’ me, doll, and you know it” He would whisper in your ear as you take care of him. It’s hard not to give in when he’s so enticing like this, his voice sending you chills when he talks to you so romantically.

- He’d promise he’d write to you once he gets better, making sure that once the war was over, he’d find you again and take you out the right way.

George Luz: -He gets so smiley when he sees you, he doesn’t mean to stare at your chest, in his defense your chest was kinda staring at him first, your uniform was a bit tight in the upper half making you a bit more revealed, but he didn’t mind one bit.

-He was actually rather joyful, whenever he saw you, you brought his hopes up a bunch. It always made him so happy to see you. Just being around a women and getting to be taken care of by you was a dream.

- He loves every second that he has with you, I could definitely see him being quite smitten with you after you taking such good care of him.

Eugene Roe: - He gets super shy around you and finds it pretty hard to make eye contact for the longest. He never thought he’d be the one to end up hurt, especially when he was supposed to be the one to help people get better, but being around you makes things a lot better.

- Sometimes he’d like to imagine that you guys are together while you’re taking care of him and when he’s really sad. just a lovely girlfriend taking care of her sick boyfriend is what he sees in his head (even tho he knows that’s not the case)

- When you ask if he’d like for you to write letters, he almost finds it impossible that a gorgeous girl like you, would want him to be your man. He’s estatic and would say yes immediately.

Bull Randleman: - It’s love at first sight for him. “Wow” is all he can say under his breath when he sees you for the first time. It’s an amazing sight.

- In the most non-offensive way possible, you’re like a wet dream come true to him. A sweet, pretty girl, with the prettiest tits known to man, taking care of him while he’s hurt.

- It’s like a dream for the rest of his time there. He waits and counts down the hours until you take care of him again, he’s just so happy to be in your presence.

Floyd Talbert: - After everything he’s endured the past months, you’re the best thing he’s ever seen. Literally a gift from God. You and your amazing top half mesmerizing him by the way you do practically anything.

- He looks forward to every-time he sees you. And when he does he’s flirting with you nonstop. “You know, when all this is over with, I would love to get to know you better.”

- He’s gotta a staring problem really bad, he tries to stop, but he can’t help it. You’re the first woman he’s laid eyes on in so long and he just can’t get enough of your body.

Skip Muck: - “Christ in heaven, you’re the best thing i’ve seen my entire life” He says when you walk to his bed, urgent for your care. “How are you today beautiful? Do I need to fight any fellas for giving you a problem?” He’s very playful with you, but there’s only truth to his words.

- He thinks you’re so pretty though, he’s like a schoolgirl crushing on her teacher, anticipating for your arrival everyday, and being a pet to you everytime you are around.

- When his stay is ending, he finally confesses his feelings to you, letting you know how much he actually enjoys spending time with you, and how he would love to see you after the war.

Don Malarkey:- He’s like a little boy around you, so cheerful and happy. When he first met you he was struck by your pretty face, and its was no surprise that your chest was perfect too.

- He tries being respectful every time you’re around, but it’s hard not to steal a glance at your pretty chest every now and then. You never fail to send butterflies down his body when you get close to him too.

-He’s extra sweet to you always, calling you ma’am respectfully, asking if he can do anything for you despite his physical condition. He’s just very happy to have a positive energy like you around him.

Babe Heffron: - “My goodness, what have I done to deserve you” He says when he sees you walk over to him, it doesn’t even matter if he’s hurt, he can’t feel it anymore. Only thing he can feel is a burning desire for you.

- You’ll catch him staring towards you a lot, he doesn’t even try to hide his staring eyes. He is truly fascinated with you.

- When his stay gets cut short, he asks you if you’d like for him to write to you, it was the sweetest you’d ever saw him. When you said yes he would grab you in a hug and swing you around with joy.

Shifty Powers: - He’s the most respectful out of all the guys. He’s well aware of how perfect your chest is, but he’s not going out of his way to make you uncomfortable at all. He’s pretty mature about it.

- But he does find you beautiful, to him, your body is obviously amazing, but you are so much more to him then just a nice nurse with pretty tits. You’re amazing girl that he would love to know more of.

- He probably would tell you how he feels later on once his time there was up, it he would be super nice and respectful about it.

Frank Perconte: - He’s like a dog to a bone, absolutely enamored with you and your smokin’ body (as he would like to call it)

- “What a dame” He’d say under his breath, suddenly in the need of water by your nice looks. He’s definitely gotta staring problem (he really can’t help it 😭)

- “When all this is over with, you wanna come home with me, pretty girl?” He would flirt with you until he physically can’t anymore

Ronald Speirs: - He doesn’t want to give you a huge reaction, but if you could read his mind, you’d be surprised about the things he’d been thinking about….

- “Doll, do you know the effect that you leave on half of the guys in this place? I can’t tell you what all they’d do just to touch you”

- In all, he’s mesmerized by your body and the way you move. Even in the most basic moments, he just can’t help but watch you do your job.

Skinny Sisk: - “You’re my nurse, wow. Is it my lucky day or somethin’?” When he sees you, he’s so happy that you’re gonna be the one taking care of him

- He’s a big simp for you, if you need anything, someone to talk to, help (if he’s physically able) then he’s more then willing to do it.

- He’s so smiley and happy around you it’s so sweet!! He tries not to stare at your amazing rack but he thinks you’re the prettiest he’s ever seen.

Chuck Grant: - “Golly, am I in heaven?” He thinks you’re an absolute angel after all of the hell he’s seen. If good looks could kill, he’d be willing to die under your watch.

- He has to remind himself constantly than your eyes are “up there” instead of anything otherwise, but he can’t concentrate on anything when you’re in the room (for obvious reasons ofc)

- He’s well behaved on the most part though, just a sweet bby who loves your chest like it’s nothing LOL

Johnny Martin: - He actually feels so much better when he finds out you are gonna he his nurse. Christmas day came early for him (a pretty girl with nice tits was for sure on his list)

- “What are you doin’ here? Shouldn’t you be performing at some show or something, you’re too pretty to work” He doesn’t understand why you’re having to move a finger tbh, you’re too precious to him 😭

- “I had a nice time with you while I was here, if you ever wanna write to me, you can, doll” He honestly gets kinda sad when he knows he won’t be able to wake up to your pretty face (and tits) everyday.

David Webster: - Tbh you’re the real reason why he’s in the hospital for so damn long 🤣 like the moment he met you he just had to be around you at all times

- He stares a lot, and has a quite bit of dirty daydreams containing your chest and him 😭

- Honestly he didn’t even think he was a boobs guy until he met you, you really changed him for the better

Buck Compton: - He’s this emoji: 🤤, actually drooling at the mouth, you look so good to him.

- He’s never been happier to be in a hospital at the moment, your presence is enough to bring him back to full health tbh

- He’s super thankful in general that he has such a pretty and well rounded (see what I did there ) nurse taking care of him while he’s down

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chenziee · 2 years

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I’m sorry but every time I see someone complain about how One Piece objectifies women and how they get no respects I just laugh because

1) fanservice has been a thing since visual media has been a thing (and the fanservice in OP isn’t bad at all yes I am looking at you, Shokugeki no Souma)

2) I wish I was a woman in One Piece, beautiful, strong, confident, badass and having Sanji fawn over me, doing whatever the hell I wanted him to

3) the men have been walking around half naked, showing off their ripped chests since like chapter 3 or something and the male skin and muscle exposure grew even faster than Nami’s boobs

Like I’m sorry but there is just as much male fanservice as there is female fanservice and no you cannot convince me otherwise. Just look at Zoro’s 110 cm wide chest that he shows off 24/7 or Law’s cleavage.

I support it.

#one piece #law fanservice is my favourite and it's not even my bias #the token two fastened buttons at the bottom have my respect #my man knows how to wear the fanservice #BUT i am also living for (most) of the girls' outfits #not all of them because some are simply not my style #like nami's debut or robin's skypiea outfit #especially robin's skypeia shirt #sorry to the queen but i wouldn't be caught dead in that one #seriously fanservice doeasn't mean the author hates women #nor does it mean the character is there just to look pretty #show me one woman (actual named character with more than one line) in one piece who doesn't have her own personality and strength

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butitprobablyis · 3 years

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Interview with a swinger

The Interviewee: A �� woman in her late twenties. Thin. Attractive. Brown Eyes.

Q: Had you ever been to an orgy before?

Woman: No.

Q: Why did you want to go?

Woman: My boyfriend was into trying it out.

Q: It was his idea?

Woman: Yeah.

Q: You had never been interested before?

Woman: No, I’ve always been sort of curious.

Q: So you must have known a little about them?

Woman: My girlfriends in college told me about them. There are places, you know? They don’t advertise them. It’s like, you have to know somebody who knows somebody. If you’re a guy, it’s harder to get in. I mean, you have to come with a girl. If you’re a girl though, they let you in. It’s like, they don’t even charge you anything.

Q: Why is that?

Woman: ‘Cause girls – we’re like money, you know what I mean? It’s like, how can a guy have too many wives in a harem? We’re totally made to be fucked, right? Like, come on! You can be on top, you can tell yourself you’re fucking the guy, but the jizz always goes inside you. It’s the way we’re made. The more of us are there are to fuck, the better these places look.

Q: So you went with your boyfriend?

Woman: We swung first.

Q: What was that like? Let’s talk about that.

Woman: My boyfriend’s boss from his summer job had a place and invited us.

Q: A place?

Woman: A house.

Q: So he was older?

Woman: Yeah, he was older, mid-thirties, maybe even older. And married, of course.

Q: So you guys hung out after work?

Woman: Yeah. His boss was totally into me. You can tell when guys are into you, especially older guys. We were all good friends.

Q: How old were you?

Woman: 23.

Q: Was it just the four of you?

Woman: Yeah.

Q: What happened?

Woman: I was horny all day, in class, thinking about it. There’d be days when I knew I was going to fuck my boyfriend, but this was different. All day you know a guy’s going to be fucking you – a stranger essentialy. His cock is going to be inside you, fucking you, and I was wet. I got into this space, you know, where I started imagining my boyfriend’s boss was giving his wife to my boyfriend so he could fuck me. I mean, even though that’s totally not what it was about, but it sort of was too? The men were trading their women. It was mercantile. I got into this space where I was like objectifying myself!

Here I was, you know, in law school. I was going to be a professional. I was smart, magna cum laude but tonight I was (imagining it all) going to be on my knees, bent over, with a man’s cock filling me from behind. It’s like I we can’t escape our biology. No matter what else I achieve in life, a woman’s biology is to be on her hands and knees, naked, wet, clawing, grunting, arching her back, offering her pussy so that some man jizzes in her womb at just the right moment. That’s why I’m here, right? That’s why women have pussies. [She laughs.] So, anyway, that’s my kink. Totally my kink. I’m a feminist, but I’m like discovering this about myself – my kink.

Q: I’ve heard that from other women.

Woman: It’s totally biological. It gets fierce. It’s like a craving. I know women who totally refuse to admit that’s what it is. That time of the month comes around and without even thinking about it you’re looking at guys who totally turned you off the week before. You want to be fucked. You don’t want “love making” [air quotes] – you want to be fucked, hard, and permanently, You know what I mean? Your body wants a baby inside – wants the hard cock right there. [She squirms and laughs.] Sorry. I’m going to need a minute. Now I’m all hot.

Q: So you’re saying women are turned on by pregnancy?

Women: It’s my kink, ok? I mean, I shouldn’t generalize.

Q: You just did.

Women: There’s some corner of my sexual psyche that wants to be objectified and used. I think there are a lot more women like that, but won’t say it. You can’t. You don’t really want to be treated that way. You just want that possessiveness, that feeling you get from a guy, like there’s nothing on the motherfucking earth that matters as much as you, coming inside you. It’s insane, right? – but I totally get off on that.

Q: So what was it like?

Woman: My boyfriend and I had a leash and collar we used to play around with. I made him put it on me. I put on a tube skirt and a blazer. I didn’t wear any panties.

Q: Because of what it symbolized?

Woman: We showed up at his boss’s house after dark. His wife came to the door. My heart was beating like crazy. She takes me by the hand [she laughs] and I must have looked terrified, like some sort of sacrificial lamb. She doesn’t let go of my hand. She’s totally all over me. She asks me if I want anything to drink. We’re in this beautiful kitchen, marble counter top and brushed metal appliances, and there are cute little hors d'oeuvres on the counter. Everything is clean. There’s nothing skanky about it and I really appreciated that because, you know, it’s one thing to imagine it and another to actually be doing it. It’s surreal, at first, when you do this stuff, it’s like you go into shock. You feel like you’re not really there, just watching a 3-D movie and, what the fuck, what am I doing in the movie? Like, you forget how to act.

Q: How did it make you feel?

Woman: Like a grownup. I mean, there’s that intense realization. Wow. I’m not a kid anymore. I’m going to fuck and be fucked. I can do what I want. If I want another man’s cock in me I can do it. It’s my life – my experience.

Q: Then what?

Woman: So we just small talk at first. The guys are standing together, drinking beer, and pretty soon they’re both staring at us, staring at our boobs, like men do, at the shapes our bodies make. They’re not hiding anything, and it’s kind of a turn on. They want us. We’re, like, the reason they’re there. We’re the women. It’s hot. She’s seen the leash. She gives me a nodding smile. She totally gets it. You know? I could tell. She’s into it. She pulls the leash so that she pulls my lips to hers. She starts kissing me. I had this girlfriend when I was in college so I’m not put off by anything like that. She’s kissing me, holding my leash in one hand, running the fingers of her other hand over my breasts (not as big as hers) and over my hips and legs. The guys start moving toward us but she says ‘uh-uh’ and shakes her head. OK, so I should describe this. We’re both sitting on bar stools, at an island, facing each other. The guys are leaning on the island and watching us.

She licks my ear and pinches my nipples. I’ve got my hands on her knees. She’s wearing a skirt, so they’re bare. She whispers: ‘My husband is going to fuck you.’ The way she says that almost makes me squirt. She runs her hand up between my knees and touches my cunt. ‘Oh, good girl!’ she whispers. ‘So wet, and no underwear. My husband has a thing for young girls. He’s been wanting to fuck you for such a long time. I’ll take care of your boyfriend and you be a good girl.’

Pretty soon I’m panting, shaking too. I’m hot. She stops fingering me and pulls the top of my tube skirt down over my breasts, like she was unwrapping me, showing me off to her husband. She pushes up the hem of the tube skirt until I can just feel the air on the crack of my ass. Then she’s pulling me down until I’m on my knees. I start to go on my hands but she pulls me upright by the leash.

“What do you think?” she asks her husband.

My mouth is open. My breasts are heaving. I’m looking up at him. There’s a psychological thing that goes on. We’d hung out before. Sometimes we had talked. He’d ask me about school, what I was studying, where I was from, politics – but it was always as equals. That’s just the way you talk to people. I mean, I know guys are always checking women out, women do it too, but it’s like we sort of make ourselves forget that we’re talking to a man or woman. We’re still equal but we’re not.

Q: What do you mean?

Woman: I went into that space I fantasized about. That fact that I’m in law school that fact that we talked politics and argued about religion, doesn’t matter. I’m a girl for him to fuck and that’s all I am. His cock is already out, like he’s showing it to me, like he’s showing me what our relationship is now. His wife hands him my leash and it’s like she’s giving me to him. I’m so lightheaded I could fall over. He’s not going to talk to me. We are and aren’t equals. He’s looking at me like he’s always wanted to. He’s going to fuck me. He takes the leash and guides my mouth onto his cock, like he was saying: This is what I’ve always thought about you. And there’s something totally feminine about being on your knees and sucking a man’s cock. It’s like there’s a switch that goes off inside me. It’s like my brain shuts off. (You always hear that about guys, but it’s true for women too.) It’s like dancing, and the men take the lead. We’re programmed that way. I’m in that biological role I was telling you about. Once his cock is in my mouth, it’s like I’m totally the female. I’ve submitted. That’s where I belong. I’ve acknowledged that I’m the female – his cock is in my mouth. I’m just there for his cock.

Q: What about your boyfriend?

Woman: It was super hot knowing that he was watching me, watching me take another man’s cock in my mouth and serve another man. And I loved how his shape was different and his cock tasted different. Yeah. See? I’m a woman.

Q: So it was just you and your boyfriend’s boss putting on a show.

Woman: No, my boyfriend was getting his cock sucked. Guys are like that, you know? I think women like it too. It’s like this dance we use to establish our roles and sexes. Men stand up and we get on our knees and start out by sucking their cocks. It’s like, when we suck their cocks, we’re showing them that’s how we submit to them. We submit to our biological role. We’re ready to be fucked.

Q: Really? I sort of associate that thinking with men.

Woman: Don’t get me wrong. It’s just my kink. Some women say sucking a man’s cock is like claiming him. It’s like saying: You’re mine. It’s taking control. A man is totally helpless when you suck him. He’ll do anything – like a boy. Yeah, you feel my lips? My mouth? It’s my body. Don’t you forget it. Look at me when I suck your cock. Worship me. And it’s like you’re tasting them. You’re getting to know them. You’re going to make them groan. You’re going to make them want you and only you.

Q: What happened next?

Woman: He fucked me.

Q: Just like that?

Woman: We went to their living room. It was really beautiful in there. Everything about their house is beautiful. I just have to say – I just want to say for any couple thinking of swinging – I just want to say: Clean. Your. House! I mean, what the fuck? Wash the windows, windex the countertops, brush your toilets, fold your clothes and make your fucking bed. If you swing at a house and the house is all dirty, dusty and skanky, like I’m not supposed to think you’re not just as skanky? Like a really want to have sex with you? And take a shower. Soap your cock and your ass.

Q: Have you ever been in a house like that?

Woman: Not to swing. We were at a couple’s house and they invited us, but I was totally turned off by the cleanliness of their house. We didn’t do it.

Q: So they took you to the living room.

Woman: And he took me from behind. I made me crawl there on my hands and knees as he pulled me by the leash. At that moment I was just this girl on a leash being led to the living room for her fuck. Our relationship had totally changed. He was going to just ram me from behind.

Q: You like repeating that phrase.

Woman: That’s totally my kink. It’s freeing, you know? Fuck, put a leash on me and it changes me. I just turn myself over. It’s like I don’t need to have an orgasm. Just completely turning myself over to a man, being his female, being his fuck, is the orgasm. Just being a woman is an orgasm. You know what I mean? Being Yin. Totally giving yourself up to your femininity in the presence of a man. It frees his masculine energy. It’s powerful. You totally become the focus of it.

Q: So he fucked you from behind?

Woman: It’s my favorite position. It’s feral. It’s just one more thing that feeds into my kink. It’s like the ultimate acknowledgment of our sexuality. I don’t know – I guess I prefer that position when it’s not my boyfriend. It’s like you’re telling the man: This isn’t love making. I don’t want to see you. I just want your cock. I want you fuck me. I need to be fucked.

Q: So how did it end?

Woman: I was screaming. It was wild. He just kept fucking me. My boyfriend comes really fast. He gets hard again, but his boss (and knowing it used to be his boss was a turn on too) just kept fucking me and pulling back on the leash so that I was, like, dizzy.

Q: That wasn’t scary?

Woman: No, I put my hands behind, like I was reaching for him, so it would make the collar tighter.

Q: But you could breathe.

Woman: When I came, I looked right at my boyfriend.

Q: What did he think?

Woman: He said I had this look on my face, like I was apologizing, then my eyes rolled and I just started jerking. I was totally limp when he let me slowly down, by the leash. My hands were palm up, almost at my ankles, my cheek was on the floor and my ass was up. I waited. We had already agreed before we started.

Q: Agreed?

Woman: Yeah, about condoms and stuff. I was on the pill and we were all monogamous. [She laughs.] Well, you know what I mean. Not monogamous. We were careful about who we slept with. We didn’t go to orgies and fuck complete strangers. We were monogamous swingers.

Q: So what did you agree to?

Woman: I was totally limp. My pussy was still lifted behind me, still filled by his cock, and all I could do was stare blankly. So his wife, she’s spooning with my boyfriend, reaches over and starts stroking my hair. ‘She’s so sweet,’ she says. ‘She’s lovely. What a pretty girl.’ She turns my head so that we’re looking at each other. ‘Your eyes are beautiful. I want to see them when my husband fills your flat little belly with his sperm.’ Then he’s thrusting again and I’m moaning like I was in pain. ‘Do it, honey,’ she says to her husband. ‘She’s ready. She’s yours. She’s old enough. Take her.’ He holds my hip and pulls me back against him so hard that I lift my head off the floor and whine. He’s spurting inside me and it feels so good. He’s deep. I mean, he’s bigger than my boyfriend so I feel it differently, like I’m going to come again but I don’t. When he lets go of me I just fall flat on my belly, legs spread out, his come pooling on the floor between my thighs.

Q: And your boyfriend was OK with this?

Woman: You know, that was the most amazing thing about the experience. I was surprised. I wasn’t jealous, and he wasn’t either, because the whole time we were sharing the experience. I was always aware of him and he was always aware me. It was like we were still making love to each other. [She smiles.] But when we got home, he was a bull. It was like he had to fuck all of his boss’s come out of me. He couldn’t wait to get to the bedroom. He put me on my back, spread my legs, knees up, and fucked me right there on the entry room floor. He wouldn’t let me move until I had come on his cock and he had filled me.

Q: He was possessive.

Woman: [She smiles.] It’s become the best part of swinging. We laugh about it.

Q: So you had a good experience.

Woman: Yeah, I had a great experience. And I guess I was lucky.

Q: Are you and your boyfriend still together.

Woman: Yes. We’re married.

Q: Do you still swing?

Woman: We’re not looking for new couples, if that’s what you’re asking.

Q: And you’re a lawyer?

Woman: I’m a state prosecutor. [She smiles.] Who likes to be fucked from behind.

Q: You probably don’t talk about that in your feminist circles.

Woman: No. I do. I mean, not specifics but feminism isn’t monolithic. It means giving women the freedom to be who they want to be, not what men or other women tell them to be, right? I don’t like pornography but I’m not going to tell a woman she should somehow be ashamed of herself. You know, show me a country where there’s no pornography and I’ll show you a country will women are second class citizens, where women have no freedom.

Q: So, do you have any other advice?

Woman: Swinging can be fun and healthy, but you have to know your relationship. If you go into swinging and you’re keeping secrets, if you’re not both totally open and committed, then that’s when things go wrong. Swinging isn’t cheating. Swinging isn’t betrayal. Swinging doesn’t negate your wedding vows. Swinging is just another way to express your love for each other while sharing it with another couple who are also in love and in a committed relationship. If any of those elements are missing, swinging isn’t going to work. Somebody is going to get hurt.

#stolen #smut

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wolfpawn · 4 years

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I Hate You, I Love You, Chapter 67

Chapter Summary - Nacelle and Becky go through with their promise to bring Danielle shopping.

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Rating - Mature (some chapters contain smut)

Triggers - references to Tom Hiddleston’s work with the #MeToo Movement. That chapter will be tagged accordingly.

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"No!"

"Three reasons," Nacelle compromised.

"My ass, my stomach, my legs." Danielle listed.

"I like how you didn't say your breasts."

"I know my selling points," Becky and Nacelle laughed at that. "But in all seriousness, no."

"Danni, you have to actually buy something, I mean you lucked out on Tom finding out you had that dress, but you can't wear it to everything, trust me, they will be wanting your blood for any little thing, don't hand it to them."

"I rather they focus on that than the stuff that actually would upset me."

Becky made a noise of agreement. "Still, you need clothes."

"I have clothes."

"You need clothes the SARC's can see you in."

"SARC's?" Danielle eyed her worriedly, "What's a SARC?"

"Spoiled and Rich Clique," Nacelle answered, looking at another dress.

"Seriously? What are you, twelve? Wait, are one of you going to tell me we only wear pink on Wednesdays now?"

Both women erupted in laughter at her for that. "Okay, I can see why Nacelle came home talking about you, you're hilarious!" Becky laughed as the sales assistant came over. "Great, can we try these on her please?" she asked politely pointing to Danielle.

The sales assistant looked to Danielle and her eyes widened slightly before she raked them over her. "I'm not sure these are the styles for someone of such…proportions." Danielle felt herself redden, though, with anger or upset, she was not sure.

"Well then, can we speak to a manager please," Nacelle asked, her tone just millimetres from a demand.

"She is on break, can I relay a message?"

"Sure," the three women looked to Danielle, who schooled her face into the greatest 'fuck you' smile she could muster. "Ask her if it is usual practice to turn away customers based on their size, yet still stock said sizes, seeing as we are holding dresses that are designed for my height and shape, and those that are slightly longer can actually be taken up, I am sure she could recommend a tailor that is somewhat connected to your store, because you and I both know that all these little boutiques tend to have such practices. And then ask her is there particular currency that is required to shop here," She reached into her pocket and pulled out a twenty-pound note. "Since you are acting as though my money, which dons the words Bank of England on them, same as every other pound, and if I am not mistaken, that is your Queen that is on it too, isn’t it, is not the correct tender? So if this is the currency of the State, and you don't seem to trade in it, could you tell me what one you do?"

"Well...I…? The fitting rooms are back here." the flustered woman stated, having thought that Danielle was someone who could be embarrassed out of the shop rather than argue her corner.

"You are a Grade A Sass-Bitch," Becky smiled as she handed Danielle the dress for her to try first. "It's beautiful to witness."

"Aw, thank you." She grinned. "Seriously, this is going to be way too tight on my ass."

"Good, it will show that there is something to balance those boobs." Nacelle joked.

"I feel so objectified," Danielle stated dramatically before all three women laughed again. "Jesus this is not going to work."

"Why?" Nacelle looked in. "Okay, that's because you have to unzip it."

"Not happening, I look like something off an MTV trash show."

"It's six hundred pounds," Nacelle argued.

"Money is not something those people worry about, you can have money and be trash."

"Yeah, speaking of which, how are you on the whole last summer thing, I mean, he's nice and all but…" Nacelle looked around but Becky shook her head, to say no one was nearby. "That…?"

"Episode?" Danielle suggested.

"Best word for it really."

"Look, I am going to say the same thing to you as I did his sisters, mum and friends, not my business, it was before me."

"Good response from a saying nothing point of view, the only thing is, I can see your disapproval on your face." Becky pointed out.

"I made my feelings clear on it at the time, but I am not going to dwell on it," Danielle stated, walking around slightly to see if she was comfortable in it. "Is it a little short?" she looked at the back of it.

"No, you just can't bend over, next one." Nacelle stated pushing her back into the dressing room.

A couple of hours and close to two thousand pounds later, which cut into Danielle's money more than she wanted, they left the last boutique but she had to agree, Nacelle and Becky had made her look more the part of the girlfriend of a serious actor.

"I am bolloxed, I would be happy to have a curry tonight," Nacelle commented as they sat on the bus. "Babe, Chinese or Indian?"

"Indian, but you can get it while I get those emails sent," Becky replied.

"Deal, Danni, you want anything?"

"No, I'll get something when I get back, I'm not too hungry." She gave a polite smile as she spoke.

"You know I have physically heard your stomach rumble less than ten minutes ago," Nacelle pointed out. "What is it?"

"Nothing." Danielle shook her head.

"Bullshit, something annoying you." Nacelle eyed her carefully. "It was that bitch calling you out for not being a stick insect, wasn't it?"

"I'm working on it." Danielle shrugged. "I mean, I like me, and I have no issue with how I look, but I just…it upsets me that people go out of their way to say those things just to make you feel shit, you know?"

"Yes, and no. Yes, I know because people go out of their way to try and take us down and weight is something so many struggle with, and no, because that particular attack is one I have not born the brunt of, yet, but remember one thing." She leant in close. "I saw her phone, she is with some guy who does duck face poses when taking photo's and questionable fashion sense, you get to go home and curl up in bed with Tom Fucking Hiddleston, who's the real winner there?" Danielle gave a faint smile. "I got you something by the way." She frowned as Nacelle handed her a bag with VS on it. "Because of you I have a few extra bookings, so this is your commission."

"Wait, you bought my underwear as a thank you? Is that not a bit odd?" Danielle laughed, looking into the Victoria's Secrets bag. "When did you get this?"

"I didn't, Becks did while you were getting those shoes." Nacelle smiled. "I wanted to get you something you would enjoy and well, Tom will make sure you enjoy when he sees you in them."

"Nacelle!"

"Can I ask, is it true, you know, the 'Conda'?"

"I am not talking about this." Danielle laughed in embarrassment.

"You forget two things, girl. One, you are a terrible actress, and two, when we were in Wales, I was the one that noted you walking around like a peacock after his visit and a slightly sore one at that." Nacelle laughed.

"Why are we friends?"

"Because you need someone around you as bitchy and honest as you are."

Danielle nodded slightly. "That's true." at that moment, she realised that Tom had texted a while before. "Tom's done for the day and wants to know if I'll grab something on the way back, he doesn't want to cook, I know that feeling."

"Is he at home?" Becky questioned.

"Yeah, he said he took Mac for a small trot there, I took him out earlier, but he took him out again there." Danielle smiled.

"Tell him to come to ours, no fancy dinner, just four people and some take-out."

Danielle looked at her for a moment. "Are you sure, we would never…"

"Seriously, that's a great idea, Becky and I are going to be so busy soon, you are going off somewhere else and Tom has his monkey movie you were talking about."

"King Kong is not some 'monkey movie'." Danielle laughed, but as she did she pressed the call button on her phone.

"Hello beautiful, are you having a nice day?" Tom's slightly tired voice answered.

"Did I wake you from a nap?" She asked worriedly.

"I was not supposed to be sleeping, you did me a favour."

"I'm sorry."

"Please, Elle, it's fine, how are you, are you after fleeing the country?"

"I am not that adverse to shopping." She argued, Nacelle, who was close enough to hear, laughing quietly beside her. "I actually wanted to ask you something?"

"Are you going for dinner too? If so why ask me?"

"Well, we were going to get take-out and eat at Nacelle and Becky's."

"Lovely." She could hear the happy smile on Tom's face through the phone.

"They wanted to know if you wanted to come too. I know we said we would have them to ours, but with everyone's schedules, a nice take-out and a relaxing chat seem more inviting."

"I am inclined to agree. Text me the address."

"We'll leave the gate open, he can park the car in the drive." Becky smiled.

"Get his order too by the way." Nacelle demanded.

"Did you get that?"

"I did indeed." Tom's grin was obvious through the phone, "So was it alright?"

"I survived, barely."

"You are so dramatic." Nacelle joked before swatting her.

"Now I have a crazy lady attacking me."

"I will be there in fifteen minutes to help you," Tom promised. "What sort of food are you all thinking?"

"Indian, so I have a fair guess what you want because they share our taste in takeaway," Danielle smiled, knowing exactly what Tom would request.

"Well then, you know my order, I will head as soon as I let Mac out to the bathroom and settle him." She could hear Tom descending the stairs. "And Elle?"

"Hmm?"

"Thank you."

"For what?"

"Calling it ours," Tom replied before hanging up.

"I don't get it, what did I call ours?" Danielle frowned, staring at the phone.

"While you are figuring it out, give me his order, I want to be back ASAP," Nacelle ordered.

"Yes boss," she gave an army salute and wrote down the order for herself and Tom before putting her hand in her pocket to get the money to pay for it.

"Don't you dare," Becky warned. "This is on us."

"Next time we get it," Danielle promised.

"Sounds good," Becky smiled. "So, let's get this all sorted."

Not too long later, Nacelle returned with the food. "I found a stray outside." She declared as she entered.

"We'll trade, you can have Tom, I'll take your cat." Danielle smiled, Nero on her lap having gotten very comfortable there.

"Traitor Slut Cat, honestly, any sniff of a lap and he's on it." Nacelle declared shaking her head.

"Yeah, well, everyone loves me, especially animals." Danielle smiled as Tom came into view, a genuine grin on his face. "Hey."

"Hello to you too, Nacelle was saying you had a good day." He walked over to her, leaning down to give her a small kiss.

"It was fine, I am actually exhausted from it."

"Well, there are many that argue that it is a sport from what I am told." Tom chuckled. "Do I get to see any of it after dinner?"

"Nope, I am not looking at them again today," she declared.

"When will I get to see them?"

"Most of them, probably never, but I have something got for the wedding." She smiled.

"I need to see if I can keep that date free," Tom noted. "Are you not getting up for the food?"

"Can't, I will disturb His Majesty." she pointed to the cat, who gave a momentary glare of agreement.

"Nero, get off," Becky demanded coming over and removing the ebony coloured cat off their guest's lap.

"Oh, you didn't get to meet the last day, Tom, this is Becky, Nacelle's fiance." Danielle smiled introducing the pair.

Tom smiled and looked to the other woman, "Ms Matthew's, I didn't recognise you the last time, how have you been?"

"Wait, you know Becky?"

"From work," Tom smiled. "She is in charge of Marvel's contracts here, so of course, Ben and I have dealt with her in the past." Danielle nodded in understanding and smiled. "So, food."

#I Hate You I Love You #chapter 67 #tom hiddleston #tom hiddleston fic

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dccomicsbookshelf · 6 years

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Bat-Sized

at the request of @midnightrooftops here are my headcanons/canon takes on the Bat Clan and their overall height and shape and miscellaneous tidbits related thereto.

Long Post is (Very) Long. I am sorry. I’ve been sitting on this one for awhile.

Bruce: People joke about Brucie all the time but I don’t think they realize just how good of an act Brucie is. Because Bruce Wayne is built like a prize-fighter. 6′2″ (188 cm) broad-shouldered, and just pure muscle. And yet he is widely believed to be the least physically dangerous person in all of Gotham city short of…I’m actually trying to come up with someone the Gotham public believes to be less of a physical threat and drawing a blank. Your average gothamite great-grandmother is more dangerous than Brucie. No one knows how he does it.

Kate: Apparently the tall genes are a Kane thing to go along with the vampire complexions. Kate is 5′11″ (180 cm). She walks around in mini-dresses showing off her arms and thighs. She is ripped, why anyone would ever look at her, even drunk, and think “lets mug this chick” I have no idea. She has a fondness for heels that boost her up into the 6′3″ range. She enjoys intimidating creepy old men.

Barbara: Babs’ adult height, stood on her feet, is 5′7″ (170 cm). She seems fairly unintimidating physique wise until you get a look at her arms. Babs has all the upper-body strength. She can outlast Jason at pull-ups. (And guys have a physical advantage at pull-ups because testosterone builds those muscles. The female body has to work for it.) It is acknowledged that Babs has the best arms in the whole family. She is able to still take to the sky even without having any use of her legs. She was fairly average growing up. Not tall but not short either, no shortage of muscle, as a competitive gymnast and later vigilante, but overall, fairly average for an Olympic level athlete!

Dick: I’m not going to talk about Dick’s butt because there are literally entire blogs devoted to it and I am part of Team Can We Please Stop Objectifying Dick Grayson So Much Thank You. Here’s the thing though, as an adult, Dick stands at 5′10″ (177.5 cm), definitely not short. But for some reason people tend to think of him as short? Which is actually a mix of several things. 1) Dick hangs out with a lot of really tall people. His first girlfriend was 6′5″ (195.6 cm) not counting any added height from her hair. 2) He was frickin’ tiny. Dick Grayson, up until he (finally) got his first major growth spurt at the age of 17 was generally guessed to be at least two years younger than he actually was. It was at its worst in his mid-teens, when most of his friends were at least 6″ taller than him. So a lot of people are just used to thinking of him as short, even though he isn’t anymore. As far as build goes, he’s fairly lean. He bulked up a bit while he was Batman, and hasn’t shed all of it. His current build is between Batman and Pre-Batman. He also has no spine. It’s the only explanation for why he’s still able to do some of the contortions he does. By all rights they should have become impossible for him by the time he was out of his teens. (It’s probably trace electrum from the tooth the Court marked.)

Cassandra: Is petite, though entirely made up of scar tissue and muscle. There was about a year where she, Tim, and Steph were all 5′5″ and they had fun with it, though unlike the other two she never got any taller. Literally every inch of her is muscle. She’s compact and tough as nails. Despite that, she’s on the slender side. Pound for pound she is easily the strongest member of the family. Is the only one who has biceps that could honestly give Babs a run for her money. What she’s really built for is speed and her reaction times are off the charts. Partly because she knows what you are going to do before you do.

Jason: See, here is the thing. Jason was always going to be tall and strongly built, that was never in doubt. He was predicted to grow up to be around Dick’s height and a little bulkier back when he first lived with Bruce. And then he got dunked in a Lazarus Pit which had the effect of removing the damage done by a childhood’s worth of malnutrition, trauma, and poor health. All of which is to say, by the time Jason is done growing he is a freaking tank. He will forever resent Bruce for the one inch the man has on him (Jason is 6′1″/185.5 cm) but he easily comes to match Bruce in sheer size. He enjoys taking advantage of his height and weight…well, advantage to torment his brothers. Dick doesn’t really care, its actually just about the only topic he can’t get Dick riled up on, and Tim just gives him a wearily resigned look whenever he starts looming. Damian stabs him when he picks him up to walk off with but it was totally worth it. Jason is a bruiser and a brawler and is built like the last guy you would want to run into in a dark alley. (Thighs and pecs are what get whistled at for Jason.)

Stephanie: Despite Damian’s insults and insinuations, Steph isn’t fat. She has a sturdy build and isn’t necessarily what you would call thin, but given that she grew up in Crime Alley, that is a point of pride as much as anything. She’s a bit top-heavy, the struggle to find clothes that fit both the boobs and the hips is so very real. So real. She stops growing when she’s still in her mid-teens, ending at 5′6″. She has fantastic core strength. Post-pregnancy, her hips have a tendency to go a little wonky on her, but it isn’t usually an issue. She’s very proud of her abs.

Tim: Tim somehow manages to give off the air of being either a scrawny little dweeb or a slim, trim, aristocrat, depending on the circumstances. It is a lie. Beneath the baggy hoodies and tailored jackets he’s lightly built, yes, but the boy’s got some muscle on him. He’s self-conscious because, comparatively speaking, his physique isn’t that impressive. He only thinks that because he’s comparing himself to Bruce, Cass, Jason, and Dick. By normal, not-obsessive-vigilante human standards he’s very impressive. Height-wise…He was always just slightly on the small side but he maintained a pretty steady growth rate up until he just…stopped growing. No growth spurts to save him, he reached 5′8″ (172.5 cm) a couple of months after his nineteenth birthday and just stayed there. That leaves him, once he’s done growing, two inches shorter than Dick.

Duke: Matches up to Kate’s 5′11″ with a build not dissimilar to Dick’s, though slightly stockier. Has fantastic shoulders. He likes his height, he’s safely in the middle of the Family, so he doesn’t get dragged into most of the “shorty/giant” hi-jinks. He was also tall and broad enough by the time he joined the Family that he has been able to (mostly) avoid Cross-dressing For Justice™. Was somewhat disappointed to find that his size is not enough to always protect him from being picked up/tossed around. Dick and Jason have both done so at least once.

Damian: Dami is a midget okay. He’s almost as small as Dick was at his age, just a slight bit stockier. (Dick was scrawny on top of being a shrimp) Damian weighs a lot though. He’s a solid little bundle of rage and muscle. The thing is, he won’t stay small for long. He’s going to hit fifteen in a couple of years and then shoot up like a rocket. By the time all is said and done Damian Wayne will stand 6′4″ (193 cm) and he will love it. He won’t ever be as bulky as his father or Jason, taking more after his mother in that respect. He is the tallest member of the family and never lets Tim or Jason forget it. Everyone still calls him things like “Baby Bat” and “Lil’ D”.

Alfred: Stands an even 6′ (183 cm) and, like most of the family, is deceptively muscled underneath his suit jackets.

To close out, a list from shortest to tallest, final adult height.

Cass - Stephanie - Tim - Barbara - Dick - Kate & Duke - Alfred - Jason - Bruce - Damian

Has been edited to correct my mix-up between Cass and Steph. Never try and transcribe your notes into coherent headcanon posts when sleep-deprived, kids.

#BatCanons #BatFam #Bat Brats #Bruce Wayne #Kate Kane #Alfred Pennyworth #Barbara Gordon #Damian Wayne #Dick Grayson #Duke Thomas #Cassandra Cain #Tim Drake #Stephanie Brown #Jason Todd #Longpost is Long #Sorry not Sorry #My Posts #Rain Rambles #A lot

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1-85 💕

{thank you mystery person you made me work}

1. Are looks important in a relationship?To some degree, yes, but they aren’t the most important thing

2. Are relationships ever worth it?Of course! You always end up learning something about yourself

3. Are you a Virgin?Lmao no

4. Are you in a relationship?Yep!

5. Are you in love?Hell yeah

6. Are you single this year?Nope. I think I managed to be single for like a week? Two? This year

7. Can you commit to one person?Yep!

8. Describe your crush Dark hair. Asshole. Good weed. Soft nerd. Good cuddler. Smart. Lovable. Sweeter than you’d expect.

9. Describe your perfect mateSomeone who loves me at least as much as I love them

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?Not really

11. Do you ever want to get married?I think so

12. Do you forgive betrayal?Depends on what happened and who it is

13. Do you get jealous easily?Yes. Very very easily

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?Yep

15. Do you have any piercings?Yep! Nose piercing

16. Do you have any tattoos?Again. Yep. On my left wrist

17. Do you like kissing in public? Y e p

20. Do you shower every day?Generally, yeah

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?I should certainly hope so

22. Do you think someone is thinking of you right now?Probably not?

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for six months and not cheat?Yeah probably

24. Do you think you’ll be married in five years?No idea. Probably, though. I’m dying around twenty

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?Since I’m in one? Hell yeah.

26. Has anyone told you they don’t ever want to lose you?Not with those exact words but yes

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?Nah

28. Have you ever been cheated on?I’m pretty fucking sure I haven’t been

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?Does that time when I had amnesia count? Yes

30. Have you considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?Nah. I got ass and titties, what more could a girl want?

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?Yeah

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?I don’t think so? No

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?Yep

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?Nope 😩😩

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?Pretty much everyone I’ve kissed has been older

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?Yes

37. Have you ever liked someone your friends hated?Yep!

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?Yeah

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?Yep

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?Nope

41. Have you had sex so far this year?Lmao yeah almost every day

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?Depends on the kind of kiss and the person. But honestly….like a minute

43. How long was your longest relationship?About six months

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?Two, including the one I have now

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?None?? I was eleven wtf

46. How many times did you have sex last year?Jesus, I don’t know?? Twenty? Thirty maybe?

47. How old are you?Sixteen

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?“Okay. I hope they make you happy”

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favourite part of him/her?His hair. Or his smile. Or how sweet he is

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?I’d accept the apology probably but I wouldn’t want to try again with that

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?Yes

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?I don’t really absolutely give up on people. But almost. And because they’ve explicitly said they hate me so…I don’t know

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?Yep

54. Is there someone you will never forget?Yes

55. Share a relationship story Hmm….we get high and watch Disney a lot. I generally braid his hair

56. State 8 facts about your body-I have a tattoo on my wrist-I have moles on my arms and legs and there’s a notable one on the back of my right thigh -I have the word slut carved into my forearm-if you squeeze my ass/thighs, I’ll squirm-my right boob is slightly bigger than my left-I really like my eyes? I don’t know. I think they’re gorgeous -I have freckles!!!-I literally always have my toenails painted

57. Things you want to say to an exI’m sorry. Our relationship should’ve had more effort. I hope Fangs makes you happy. Really. That’s all I want for you

58. What are five ways to win your heart?Good question. Let me know when you figure it out

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)I’ll post one after this?

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?Three years, I think?

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?Their eyes and their smile

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?Honestly? Find me sexy without completely objectifying me.

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?I don’t know? I mean like oral is kind of sex but then penetration of some sort is definitely sex so like

64. What is your definition of cheating?Kissing or being somehow romantically/sexually involved with someone else?

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?Fuck if I know. Oral? Body worship?

66. What is your favourite roleplay?I don’t really have one?

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?Something fun and comfortable with the person I like?

68. What is your sexual orientation?Ain’t no lie baby I’m bi bi bi

69. What turns you off?Immaturity and toxic masculinity

70. What turns you on?Uhh? I don’t know. Everything. Protectiveness. Dominance.

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?I’m not going into details but I’ll let you know it included handcuffs 😘

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?I don’t know? Cussing is really really hot

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?I don’t know. Want and love me wholeheartedly? Marry me because they want to? I have a thing for absent little touches too so I like that

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?I have no idea. Personality??? Ass????

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?One time Malachai made me a (really nice) dinner without being asked. It was adorable, thanks

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?I found Malachai’s mom (which was slightly more complicated than it sounds but that isn’t my story to tell) and maybe his dad.

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?They’re alright, depending on how much of an age difference

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?Mm? I’m a slut?? I sold weed and boob squeezes a few years ago?

79. When was the last time you were jealous? Why?Yesterday? I don’t know

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?Five minutes ago

81. Who are five people you find attractive?Malachai and myself, thanks.

82. Who is the last person you hugged?Malachai

83. Who was your first kiss with?Sweet Pea

84. Why did your last relationship fail?Because I’m too immature and my husband felt more like my babysitter than my husband. And there were some minor communication issues

85. Would you ever date someone off of the internet?Probably not

#[THIS TOOK ME FOREVER THANKS]#[i love u whoever sent in all of this this is exactly how u handle those ask memes thanks]#anon #asks

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