you are not immune to pete wentz smile
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charlie slimecicle is like if a man and a woman and another woman and something that nobody’s ever seen before but scientists assure us is probably not poisonous gave birth to a beautiful baby boy. and now he’s been released from containment into political gay minecraft roleplay servers
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Art jumpscare, shocked emoji
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I miss Jay Merrick. I miss you my wife.
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Baghera: you're right when I get stressed I just feel completely incapable
Phil: its okay you can do anything you put your mind to
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okay last little thought before i go to sleep (it’s 2:30 am and i gotta be up at 9)
okay but like idk i feel like jason is like. terrified of u when y’all first meet, in the gym connected to y’all’s shared apartment complex.
the cute little thing in matching pastel workout sets and leg warmers, that just so happens to train like she’s preparing for war.
like he’s incredibly unnerved but he’s also sporting a semi (which is rapidly becoming fully erected) in his gym shorts. he’s trying to be subtle but he genuinely can’t keep his eyes off of you. he’s entranced. did i mention he’s also painfully hard at this point ??? cuz he is. he’s rock hard rn. um. yea.
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[CAR CRASH] [AMBULANCE SIRENS] WEE WOO WEE WOO [SCREAMING] “MY LEG!!! MY LEG-“ [BABIES CRYING] WAAAH WAAAHHHH [YELLING] “WE’RE REPORTING LIVE FROM THE SCENE-“ [EXPLOSION]
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im actually obsessed with him
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