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sentientsky · 5 months

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a tiny little ficlet based on this lovely comment from @queer4cryptids on this post! (i accidentally made it angsty, i’m so sorry!! but there’s comfort and gay yearning in there, i swear!) when the night falls low and settles against the side of the Earth; when the the dark begins to carry a certain weight, he shifts his stance. he lets himself breathe air he doesn't really need into lungs that exist simply by virtue of his inclination to breath. it's the same pattern Crowley's watched unfold a hundred million times times over—the stretching of a thread until it frays, three women, a set of blades; a wicked inevitability carried in the lines of time-weathered hands.

and still it never changes, never lessens the welling of grief that builds and breaks in his chest, that stagnates and stratifies like layers of sand upon gravel upon so many eons since he first fell from the sky and lost the right to mourn a woman hungry only for bread and a little kindness.

he leans back against a headstone, swallowing down a familiar hollowness. the sparrows have all taken root in the knots of tree trunks. the moon blinks back at him, clouds swaying like an eyelid closing to sleep.

he turns his face away from the light, sucks in breath for which he still has no need. the rough-hewn granite is going to scuff his coat; he knows this with the certainty of having lived in a world full of serrated edges for so many years. and yet he doesn't care. Crowley can't find it in him to give a damn because finally, finally he's there. he's there and he's real and tangible and it's been eleven months, two weeks, and four days since he's last felt the warmth of angelic skin so close to his own. not that he's been keeping count, of course. and Aziraphale's got that faraway look again. the one pressed into the lines of his face in the aftermath of a flood that tilted against the sky; the same one Crowley saw in the stark daylight of a death warrant unfurled and stamped with the name of the holy Mother herself. it's the same, hollow, teeth-gritted look Crowley himself wore as he stood on a hillside reeking of freshly-cut wood, bearing witness to yet another child of the Almighty thrown to the wolves. Aziraphale turns, then, and blue eyes meet black lenses meet amber-gold. "Crowley—" Aziraphale manages, choking it out in a half-whisper, like it hurts—like it scrapes his throat with bits of barbed wire. and, just like that, something in him is breaking and the oak trees are all whispering dangerous things and still, still he can't find a version of this story in which he doesn't lean closer, doesn't press himself forward into air that smells of earl grey tea and old books and something celestial and hallowed and holy underneath it all. and as though he's drowning—as though the moon doesn't watch them with a flickering gaze and the trees can't hear the brush of skin meeting skin—Aziraphale presses his fingertips to the side of Crowley's wrist. he moves no further. the air holds still, time seeming to freeze around them. it's intentional, he realizes; it's fire and it's heat and it's utterly fucking terrifying. even now, so far above ground, Crowley can nearly feel the weight of hellish eyes on his back. a shudder runs the length of his body. and yet. in the atomic space of that hungry, desperate, throat-baring yet, he turns his hand, trembling, to the side. he finds the angel's touch like a bird bearing North—like a compass forever calibrated to a single, fixed point.

"I know—" he rasps. “Angel, I know.” he twines his fingers with Aziraphale's, and it's positively electric. every cell in his tragically, wonderfully human body has turned pure gold, conducted and galvanized and sparking. a sharp, stilted inhale; a quiet anticipation carved out in the space between their pressed hands (and palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss...). the graveyard is still. the grief is there, still. the grief might always be there. but the sharp edges dull, the welling in his chest grows steady and slow and gentle. and the world becomes a little less difficult to bear with the two of them holding it up.

#WOAH THIS GOT OUT OF HAND (pun not intended but hehe). this was supposed to be little but then i kept thinking of stuff to add #thank u for the prompt!!! it was rly fun to write hehe!!#i have a couple papers due rly soon so i probably won't get around to tackling the other prompt for a few days. but it's coming!! dw lol!#might throw this one up on ao3 idk lol. i'd have to properly edit it tho instead of just word barfing onto the page afjldjasjsalkd #also ik this was supposed to be cute and fluffy but i apparently have this ability to take anything meant to be adorable and make it angsty #good fucking night heheheh i'm going to SLEEP #good omens #crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #aziracrow #aziraphale #go2 #ineffable lovers #ineffable wives #good omens season 2 #gomens #gomens 2 #aziraphale x crowley #good omens ficlet #good omens fic #gomens fic #good omens fanfiction #good omens poetry #my words #wren writes crow #good omens 2 ficlet #david tennant #michael sheen #crowley x aziraphale

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requiem626k · 2 years

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sweetheart! for you🎶 for today's treat let me give you a little ludvig forssell, for that strange kind of pensive melancholy interspersed with rare moments of peace: the face of our new hope, the timefall, and finally mama.

a bonus just because: ben frost's ein mensch, ein schmetterling, which i carry upon my skin in waves of static and frisson, and apokalypse, which, similarly, will live within me forever

as always, i await your thoughts with barely contained joy✨

*blushes* Hi! Thank you mmm these look delicious already 😌

Firstly, I searched a bit about the game and :0 it looks so cool, would you recommend playing it? Actually I need to ask for your opinion about many games uhhhh

The first track reminded me of how big of a sucker I am for the clock-ticking sound being used in soundtracks, literally no other effect creates that much tension and ominousness, I love it so much

Just listened to the second one and it has the same element as well SHXJSNX ahh so beautiful, I can’t help but notice the resemblance of that one to Connor’s side of D:BH’s tracks in terms of the vibe it gives off

I LOVE THE 3RD ONE’S BEGINNING ??? it’s so somber, and I don’t know why but the melody is so familiar to me for some reason? And the ending where the Among-Us-Victory-Sound instrument entered was so soothing mmm

OH mein GOTT the delicious dissonances of the fourth track MMM that was so cool, I can almost visualise some tense scenes with that in the background

And the last one, wow :’) it got me kinda emotional, the harmonies were veeeery bittersweet, I particularly adored the glockenspiel/xylophone/marimba-ish part around 01.03 (idk which one it is 😭) and the STRINGS AT THE END ?? beautiful.

#Mavis✨#thank you very much for these delightful recs mmm #definitely gonna pay you back hehehehe #also totally unrelated but #while listening to these youtube recommended me grissini project’s interstellar cover #with the church organ #it’s of the exact same track i put the link to the other day i’m SHXJSX i think we’re being tracked #(no pun intended)#because y’know. track. get it? haha lol yeah um

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inf3ct3dd · 4 months

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streamer!ellie pt.2

summary: i hated the other one of this that i made, so REMAKE TIEM!!!

warnings: miiinor sexual content, shit talking, gay people 😒

authors note: heheheh ples don’t flop this time..

- during her faceless days, she opened up a po box so ppl could send her things, and she made an amazon wishlist and she unboxed stuff on stream 😍😍

- one day she was unboxing a giant box of cat toys. string, those little feather stick things, even that weird automatic flapping fish thing (that she secretly loves and taped to her back one time)

- she was playing with this one toy that was a little fishing reel, and it had string and a little fish on the bottom. she went on and onnn about how shes a self proclaimed “fishing master” while garf chased it around, letting out little meows and growls of frustration.

- eventually, she lost her grip and let go of the pole. she bent down to pick it up, forgetting that her face would be in view. thus, the chat started blowing up.

ewwwbruh: FACE REVEAL

ewwife: EW WE CAN SEE UR FACE

ewwife: JUST THE SIDE BUT WE CAN SEE YOUU

ewssidechick: her nose looks so rideable…

- she got distracted petting garfield, and didn’t realize anything until she stood up. she was getting tagged over and over again on twitter, blurry pictures of her face (curtesy of the shitty webcam) circulating through her subreddit.

- “guys. im gonna erase this from ur memory…” and she literally held up this goofy ass hypnotizer pendelum and started fake hypnotizing everyone like “that never happenedddd” “you don’t know what i look likeeee” “that was fakeeee” “chat that was not reallll”

- and everyone literally js went along with it and pretended it never happened. like ppl were tweeting about it and everyone was like “huh??? what are u talking about bruh??”

- she did the same thing after falling off her rainbow unicorn scooter 😞

- one time she revealed that the “ew” in her username stood for her initials, and everyone was making the most horrendous guesses. elliam willace being the favorite one.

- “guys, my name is not edward wilson??? i am…not a man”

- shes gotten into so much drama…multiple notes app apologies have been issued via her instagram story.

- people would ask her opinions on other streamers, and she’d literally just be like “…i have no idea who that is.” and people would get so MADDDD but homegirl is literally just blatantly unaware

- or she would know , and would literally be like “they’re honestly super annoying and i would rather kill myself than watch them but whatever floats ur boat ig!”

- she played that “womp womp womp womppp” sound effect on her soundboard afterwards.

- SPEAKING OF. she abuses that soundboard sooo much. its so obnoxious and annoying like I SWEARRR!!! she’ll tell a horrible pun and play the crowd laughing and cheering sound effects while literally no one laughed.

“guys. whats the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament??”

“…live streaming.”

(crowd cheering sound effect)

“nooo thank you thank you, you’re all too kind, really!!”

- meanwhile chat was dead silent.

- every time she gets to choose her own name on a game its some dumb shit like "jizzmaster" or "chris fucker"

- “it appears you have entered innapropriate content.” “OHHH LOOK AT EPISODE LOOK AT THESE CORPORATE BIGWIGS TRYING TO CONTROL THE LITTLE MAN???”

- she just ended up naming him “chris phucker”

- like when she played episode on stream and made up really annoying voices for all the characters and made her character look like an elderly man, and made the love interest look like you 😍😍

- she messes up sm on games when she streams normally, but when you're there? she is LOCKED THE FUCK IN. sitting there so focused the entire time just to show off

- whenever she randomly goes silent she just starts SINGING. it's either nicki minaj or some fucking fnaf song

"IS THIS THE THANKS THAT I GET FOR PUTTING U BITCHES ON???"

- speaking of, her favorite fnaf song is def “stay calm” cuz she loves saying “hey kids. Nice to eat ya.”

- bought one of those "i paused my game to be here" tshirts…ironically. you refuse to let her wear it in public

- beefs w kids on fortnite sm... she has definitely gotten banned for saying she was gonna bomb a kids house or fuck their mom 😞

- every time she plays a game, she'll literally sit there and watch an 8 hour long video about the lore. she'll plop down on the couch and watch it like a movie

"did you know everyone actually thought that fnaf one took place in 1993, but it was actually 1992?"

- she definitely had you sit next to her when she played through fnaf because she was lowk scared the entire time whenever she heard you walking around the house while she was playing she'd hear footsteps in the hallway and be like. WHAT THE FUCKKK

-she'd have you right next to her, laying your head on her shoulder and messing with her free hand. if you fell asleep, she would be sitting there slapping her hand over her mouth whenever she gets jumpscared bc she doesn't want you to wake up 😞

- sometimes, while she streams , she plays one handed games and lets you sit and draw on her arm for fun. even got you a whole set of those skin markers so u could go ABSOLUTELY HAM. she got one drawing you did that said “r + e 4eva” tattooed in ur handwriting…such a sap

- she loves watching fan edits of herself...AND OF YOU. she'll be on her burner account with a whole collection on tiktok of edits of you.

ewwsbiggestfan: shes so bad i want her to hit me w her car...

- speaking of. imagine her using that account to make shitty capcut edits of you like

- shes ur biggest fan ongod

-WHILE WE’RE ON THE TOPIC OF “fans”…what if i made a completely new origin story for streamer!ellie and reader. what if they were both streamers….

- OKAY SO BASICALLY.

- you had started streaming about a year before ellie did. butttt, you two did very different types of streaming.

- you weren’t very into like, SERIOUS video games. sure, you played some stuff, like animal crossing and roblox and the sims, but nothing more than that.

- that wasn’t what you were streaming though.

- ever since you were younger, you had been wayyyy into…literature.

-by literature i mean fanfiction. heaps of it.

- actors, anime characters, BOOK CHARACTERS, you were in DEEP

- sometimes, for fun, you used to read them out loud in stupid voices. when you were alone, or with your friends, it was very entertaining

- that’s when you got the idea to start streaming it. if it could entertain your friends, and you, whos to say it wouldn’t entertain other people.

- well, it definitely did. in your first year, you hit 10k followers. people loved you. theyd make edits of you, send in requests of fics for you to read, everything.

- a while later, ellie started gaining more and more popularity. out of all the incomes of fame, fanfiction was the most. abundant!

- one day, you got a request to read an ellie x reader fic. at the time, you barely had any idea who she was, but you decided to just go with it 🤞🏽

- “who the fuck is elliam willace???”

- the fanfic was definitely very…graphic!

- “your hips rolled onto her thigh, her slender, tattooed hand palming at your waist. ‘you’re doing so good babe, fuck.’-“ “GUYS. ISN’T SHE NOT ON MUTE RIGHT NOW???”

- you couldn’t help but giggle the rest of the fic, feeling a nagging heat in your core. you didn’t even know who the girl was, but if this fic was accurate, someone would have to sedate you.

-“im actually. gnawing at the iron bars of my enclosure. GUYS. who is this woman…is she real… if she is. things are about to get WICKED.”

- not very thankful to you at the moment, she was very real. apparently, you and her were streaming at the same time, and your followers raided her stream telling her she was reading about you. her curiosity was obviously piqued, and why would she NOT join the stream?

- creeperewman: im definitely real!

- the text on your screen literally made your stomach fall into your ass. you stood up and legit just walked out of the room, camera still on. was she there the whole time???

- creeperewman: aww 😞 where’d she go she’s so badddd

- you eventually returned after a minute of calming yourself down, and low and behold, she gifted you 100 subs and followed you on instagram.

- she was definitely very real!! and that fanfic was…lore accurate. to say the least 😊

- after you two started dating, the two of you would often show up on eachothers streams. ellie, teaching you how to play cod, and you, reading with her.

- she secretly loves reading the fics people write about her and making fun of them, and every time you stream with her shes “subtly” hinting that you should read about her

sitting there pulling on her collar, looking away like “gee, wonder who you’re gonna pick today” with the worst fake laugh ever.

- “ellie can barely ride a scooter, idk why she’s in the mafia rn…” “you fall off ONE TIME and all of a sudden you cant ride a scooter. bullshit.”

- she makes fun of all the dumb pet names like “babygirl” and “darling” and randomly calls you them and bursts out laughing

- you still read those fics when you’re bored sometimes. and ellie MERCILESSLY makes fun of you for it

“yknow, if you missed me that bad, you should’ve just told me.”

#streamer!ellie #ellie williams au #ellie williams x reader #ellie williams x you #ellie williams x y/n #ellie williams x f!reader #ellie williams x black!reader #ellie x reader #ellie x y/n #ellie x you #ellie x fem reader #ellie williams headcanons #ellie williams smut #ellie williams fanfiction #ellie the last of us #ellie tlou #ellie williams

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sanjisboyfie · 6 months

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one piece smau: dating ace edition

— male reader <3 i love ace so much sorry it took so long to finish this pooks

— im a firm believer that ace definitely types hehehehe and actually does giggle in real life. he's such a giggler.

liked by [l/n].ace, freeluffy, and 17k others

portgas.[name]: best part about dating ace?? his person(a)lity(rms) ❤️

tagged: [l/n].ace

[l/n].ace: damn id smash this fine mffff

-> portgas.[name]: im deleting this post u fucking narcissist

freeluffy: i still win our arm wrestles tho 🥱

roro.zoro: does [name] know he mispelt personality?

-> portgas.[name]: its something called a pun, zoro.

-> roro.zoro: well the delivery sucked i thought ur brain had an aneurysm

revo.sabo: BARRRFFFF this egotistical maniac didnt need this stroke to his ego [name]

-> portgas.[name]: trust me im regretting even dating ur silly ass brother rn

-> [l/n].ace: r u guys talking about me 🥺🥺🥺🥺

liked by portgas.[name], m4rco.polo, and 19k others

[l/n].ace: pov ur on a date with me and watching me try not to vomit all the sushi i shoved into my mouth all over the table

tagged: portgas.[name]

portgas.[name]: why r u on dates w other ppl???

-> [l/n].ace: ITS A JOKE BABY PLS

-> portgas.[name]: mhm

m4rco.polo: damn this shit sounds disgusting id never go on a date w u again if i saw this tbh

[liked by portgas.[name], eee.izo, yammyato, and 100 others]

yamayamato: r u cheating on [name] ace?

-> [l/n].ace: IT WAS A JOKE ITS AN INTERNET SAYING PLEASE

-> yamayamato: yeah well i dont think its very funny :// u should be loyal in a relationship

-> portgas.[name]: yamato <333 u were always my favorite boy ugh i love u sm 🥰

liked by portgas.[name], yamayamato, and 21k others

[l/n].ace: weekly me post bc i love me! (and my mans) 🤓😕

tagged: portgas.[name]

portgas.[name]: yeah im in there guys!!!

-> [l/n].ace: i love u hehehe u make me blush hehehehe

portgas.[name]: are u free tn? i'll take u out and treat u right ughhh

-> [l/n].ace: i got a date with my bf later tn, sorry not sorry !!!

revo.sabo: i need to mute you because i can't be seeing this shit when im in public

-> [l/n].ace: dont be ashamed that your brother is so hot wtf

revo.sabo: with all due respect, im already ashamed that hes my brother in general soooo

[liked by portgas.[name], eee.izo, and 200 others]

yamayamato: my arms are still bigger. get on my level ace HAHAHA

-> portgas.[name]: proof?

-> [l/n].ace: this is literally cheating, you're cheating on me right now. can you please stop cheating on me with yamato?

liked by [l/n].ace, portgas.[name], and 15k others

m4rco.polo: god forbid these two do anything by themselves

tagged: [l/n].ace and portgas.[name]

[l/n].ace: ur just jealous ur not in love like we are

-> portgas.[name]: agreed bc how r u gonna be like 40 and still not get any play

-> m4rco.polo: 40?????

dni_nami: i loveee them (whenever they come over they ruin the entire house and im this close to murdering them both)

-> portgas.[name]: but nami 🥺🥺🥺

-> dni_nami: no.

eee.izo: its like ace is trying to become one with him or smth, so unsettling

-> [l/n].ace: weren't you the one preaching about young love a week ago?

-> eee.izo: and now im telling u to GROW UP ace, he's not going anywhere if u let go of him for two seconds

[liked by m4rco.polo, revo.sabo, and 90 others]

liked by portgas.[name], freeluffy, revo.sabo, and 22k others

[l/n].ace: i love my snookums baby boy handsome pretty king to the moon and to saturn <3

tagged: portgas.[name]

portgas.[name]: ... i guess i love you too.

-> [l/n].ace: be more confident when u say it baby cakes

-> m4rco.polo: oh my god [name] break up with this fool already what the fuck is this

freeluffy: whats a snookums?

-> roro.zoro: don't ask luffy, you wouldn't want to know.

revo.sabo: awww what a cute post, if only ace were normal <3

[liked by eee.izo, m4rco.polo, and 100 others]

-> [l/n].ace: ????

-> portgas.[name]: im so glad we can agree on this sabo !!!

liked by eee.izo, [l/n].ace, revo.sabo, and 22k others

portgas.[name]: rare sighting of a photo of ace with his shirt on, everyone celebrate in the comments !!!

tagged: [l/n].ace

portgas.[name]: dont get me wrong hes sexy both ways but im not trying to see his nipples every where i go

-> [l/n].ace: but babe you said u liked my titties 🥺🥺🥺

-> portgas.[name]: can you not do this rn.

revo.sabo: yayyy finally he stopped being a WHORE

-> portgas.[name]: at least he can be my whore, but still i agree

-> [l/n].ace: you're the most confusing man i know

-> [l/n].ace: i love u sm hehehehe

-> revo.sabo: the way ik his ass is blushing so hard rn and kicking his feet in the air

eee.izo: thank god for that, i was getting tired of seeing him shirtles sin every single post

m4rco.polo: finally !!!

portgas.[name]'s story:

i love him A LOOOTTTTTTTT even though he's a lil freak

[l/n].ace replied to your story: when he posts you 😍😍 i love u too bby (even tho u literally cheat on me to my face with yamato but its wtv bc i love u enough to ignore it ❤️)

#≡;- ꒰ ° smau series ꒱#one piece smau #one piece modern au #one piece x male reader #x reader #x male reader #one piece imagines #ace x male reader #ace male reader #ace x reader #portgas d ace x male reader #portgas d ace x reader #ace imagines #male reader imagines #portgas d ace imagines

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squishyimps · 8 days

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lee!Mr. Puzzles hc (I’m at school and in art class but there’s judgy people here help-)

• Watching every show in existence, eh? Doesn’t that include every tickle scene too? hm? HMM🤨🤨🤨🤨

• When he gets tickled, he short circuits and starts sparking

(I got it from this photo)

• His lil antenna are ticklish af

• His worst spots are his hands, stomach, neck, and the dials on his head

• He snorts and squeals.

• He tries getting the ler off him by doing that little hand flappy thing

• His tickle laugh is like a high pitched cackle but it’s filled with those little inhale-gasp thingies

• He tries curling up to avoid getting tickled more

• Absolutely MELTS at physical AND verbal teases

• ESPECIALLY THAT STUPID ASS “I’m gonna getcha~!” THING

• He tries holding in his laughter by covering his mouth/face (???) and turning away

• He definitely could’ve been defeated quicker if the SMG4 gang SM-ganged up on him (that was an awful pun, I’m sorry-)

• If he (unknowingly) or purposely provoked a ler to tickling him to pieces he goes “WAIHIHIT NOHOHO-! *snort* I’M SOHORRY HEHEHEHE!!”

• Was a stupid ticklish child and is STILL a stupi ticklish adult

• That rib tase thing ALWAYS gets a yelp out of him

• Every expression he has starts flashing on his screen if he’s had enough

• Speaking of, the minute he gets tickled he repeatedly goes “STAHAHAHAHAP! STAHAP STAHP-!”

• Sure he’s a villain, but he absolutely loves gentle aftercare

#sfw twords #squishy talks #tickle headcanons #lee!mr puzzles #smg4 tickles

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wongyuseokie · 1 year

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The One in Red | k.m.g

Summary: You had a plan for New Year, go out and find some hot guy, you found a hot guy, but he won't stop with his crappy puns and pick-up lines, but when he looks that good, you can ignore it.

☆ 18+ minors dni |☀︎fluff | ♕ smut | ♥ completed works

Word Count: 1530 words

Pairings: Kim Mingyu x Female Reader

Genre/Trope(s)/AUs: PWP, Strangers to Lovers(?)

Content Warnings: Alcohol consumption, bad puns, and terrible pickup lines. Mingyu is wearing THAT red suit. So that’s a warning. Kissing.

Smut Warnings: Public sex, sorta? They fuck in a closet. Unprotected sex (don’t do this in real life, this is fiction). Slightly rough sex, against a wall. Big Dick! Mingyu.

Authors Note 1: Thank you to @here4btsfics for beta'ing this fic for me. I love you so dearly 💕 also thank you to @the-boy-meets-evil @love-strike and @seungkwansphd for reading this and then yelling at me. hehehehe I love the dynamic, but really thank you all so so much for all the support as always 🥺🥰 Authors Note 2: tagging @baljinciaga because she asked 🥰 Banner Credits: @classicscreations Cross Posted to AO3 © wongyuseokie 2022. All rights reserved.

“This is so dumb,” you muttered aloud.

“Excuse me?” You turned around to see a handsome man, a man you only thought existed in celluloid and the pages of romance–erotic–novels.

“Eavesdrop much?” You shot back, making him grin.

“You spoke out loud to yourself, plus you said dumb,” he answered.

“I’m guessing you turned because it’s something you get called a lot?” You fired off, and he held his hands up in defence.

“Oh, ouch.”

“Fuck, I’m sorry, I just, ugh. I hate the forced merriment of New Year,” you admitted, and the stranger nodded.

“Well, what if I got you a drink to help drown the sorrows?” The man asked, and you shrugged.

“Or better, you got me one for calling me dumb?” He offered, and you pouted and nodded as he sat at the bar next to you.

“So, what's your name?” He asked.

“Y/N.”

“Pretty name for a pretty lady,” he responded, and you simply rolled your eyes.

“What about you?”

“Kim. Kim Mingyu,” he said, offering his hand to you, and you took it, shaking it lightly.

“You think you’re James Bond or something with that introduction?” You joked, and he shrugged.

“Possibly.”

“Well, like him, you have plenty of admirers,” you said, gesturing to a group of women and men who were ogling at him.

“To be fair, I don’t blame them,” you mumbled, the alcohol loosening your lips.

“Oh? I look good?” Mingyu asked.

“Oh, you know you’re hot, with this stupid red suit, and your stupid tits on display, and being tall and handsome,” you complained, making him grin.

“I heard stupid a lot,” Mingyu added.

“You’re incredibly hot, and I’m sure it makes anyone feel stupid,” you elaborated, making him nod as he took a sip of his drink.

“Well, you never told me why you’re here,” Mingyu said.

“Ugh, my friend dragged me here, but she found her catch of the night and ditched me,” you answered, and Mingyu frowned.

“That’s kind of shitty,” Mingyu noted, and you shrugged.

“To be fair, that was our ambitious plan, to look hot and get laid,” you admitted taking another sip of your drink.

“Well, the night is still young,” Mingyu observed.

“What about you? You’re hot, and I’m sure you have no problem getting someone, so why are you here?” You asked.

“Well. Honestly? I came here for a business thing, but then I saw you in this lovely dress, and I thought, ‘aww, we match,’ and I wanted to talk to you,” Mingyu replied, and you stared at him.

“You wanted to talk to me because I wore a dress the same colour as your suit?”

“Yep.”

“What if I wore a different colour?” You challenged.

“I’d still approach you. You’re beautiful,” Mingyu responded.

“What?” Mingyu asked when you smiled at him.

“You’re doing better than the other guy who hit on me,” you noted.

“Oh?”

“Yeah, he was giving me terrible pickup lines,” you explained.

“Oh, but some can be decent,” Mingyu defended.

“Try me.”

“Tell me, are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all night.” Mingyu said, making you groan.

“Nope!”

“Do you have a map? ‘Cause I got lost in your eyes.”

“Hell, no. Mingyu, these are terrible,” you said, laughing as you swatted his arm, noting how buff he was and imagining what it’d feel like to hold those arms as he pounded into you.

“Well, I’m usually a lot more direct. I don’t like to waste time.”

“Oh? Do tell.”

Mingyu finished his drink and inched closer to you, his lips ghosting your ears, his hand finding yours as he traced it.

“Kitten, you told me about what your plan was for tonight. Want to make it come true?” Mingyu asked, and you bit your lip to bite back a moan.

“Oh!”

“Unless you prefer crappy pickup lines, in that case, hey girl, is that a phone in your back pocket? Because that ass is calling me,” Mingyu said, and you let out a deep sigh, grabbed your drink and finished it.

“Fine.”

“Fine, what?” Mingyu asked.

“You can help make my New Years' plan come true, and it’s only because you look sinfully good and not because any of your pickup lines worked,” you responded with a pout.

“Come on. We’re finding a room in this fancy bar,” Mingyu said, taking your hand and guiding you along with him. He moved smoothly, manoeuvring you out of the crowds and into the nearest storage room.

Mingyu locked the door behind you before turning to face you. Your back was pressed against a wall, and you were staring– well, undressing him with your eyes.

“Like what you see?” Mingyu asked, smirking.

“Shut up, you know you’re hot,” you muttered, making him laugh as he approached you.

“As are you, kitten. Do you know all I could see was red when you walked into this place tonight?” Mingyu teased.

“One more lame joke from you, and I’m leaving you with blue balls!” You threatened, making Mingyu grin.

“So you’ve been thinking about my balls?” Mingyu joked, making you sputter.

“Come here, kitten, let me taste how sweet that smart mouth is,” Mingyu said as his hands found your waist and pulled you in for a kiss. His soft lips met with yours and pulled you into a searing kiss. His lips moved against yours, and his grip around your waist tightened as his tongue swiped against your bottom lip, making you moan, allowing him to slip his tongue into your mouth.

You moaned further into the kiss, and Mingyu’s hands slid down to your hips, and he pulled away from your lips.

“Can I?” Mingyu asked, and you nodded impatiently, making him grin.

“Fuck, you didn’t wear panties?” Mingyu asked as he hiked up your red dress to your waist.

“I can’t be having panty lines now, can I?” You teased.

“Yeah, clearly,” Mingyu mumbled as he moved to kneel.

“What are you doing?” You asked, making Mingyu stand up straight and stare at you.

“I need to prep you.”

“Don’t be cocky. I’ll be fine,” you argued, making him smirk.

“Very apt choice of words, kitten,” Mingyu responded with a grin.

“Can you just fuck me?” You whined, and Mingyu grinned as he quickly moved to push his trousers down, pulling his hard length out, hissing when the cool air hit his erect member.

“Gladly, kitten,” Mingyu responded as his arms found your waist. He easily lifted you into his arms, pressed you into the wall, and guided his thick length into you.

“Fuck,” you gasped. You whimpered in both pain and pleasure; he was so big.

“Could have used prep, right?”

“Shut up and fuck me.”

“With pleasure.”

“Pun intended?” You asked, and Mingyu only grinned in response.

“Of course, kitten,” Mingyu answered before thrusting into you.

Mingyu’s movements were rough and quick, but his thrusts were precise, and you were falling apart on his cock, embarrassingly quickly.

“You sound so fucking wet. Can you hear yourself?” Mingyu asked, his lips ghosting your ear, his hot breath fanning your neck. You could only whimper in response.

“Imagine if you squirted on my cock. God, I’ll walk back in there with your cum all over my trousers,” Mingyu continued to spew absolute filth as he fucked you, making you moan at the possibility.

“Inside,” you moaned, and Mingyu swore he could have cum right then and there.

“Fuck, okay,” Mingyu breathed out as he took a second to collect himself and then continued to pound into your cunt.

“So good,” you moaned as you held onto his neck, possibly scratching him, as he thrust into you. One particularly hard thrust sent you ever the edge, making you cum, whimpering, and clenching around him. Mingyu came a few seconds after you and held you in his arms.

The two of you just stayed that way for a few seconds, and you were about to speak when you heard muffled cheering from outside. You looked at Mingyu, confused, who simply smiled at you.

“Happy New Year,” Mingyu said as he pressed a soft kiss against your lips, making you smile into the kiss.

“Well, I guess I started the year with a bang?” You joked, making Mingyu laugh.

“Who’s making the shitty jokes now?” Mingyu asked.

“It’s the sex. Your crappy humour is contagious,” you defended, and Mingyu only smiled.

“Uh, do you want to put me down?” You asked.

“Oh fuck, sorry!”

Mingyu gently placed you down on the floor, helping to pull your dress down as he pulled his trousers up.

“Pity, I didn’t soak your trousers,” you mumbled as you patted out the creases in your dress.

“I mean, there’s always a next time?” Mingyu said, his voice low and hopeful. You placed a hand on his toned bicep, making him turn to face you.

“Next time?”

“Well, how about you spend the first day of the new year with me?” Mingyu asked.

“Oh?” You teased. “What’s in it for me?”

“More orgasms, shitty jokes, and you’ll not want to spend it with anyone else,” Mingyu responded.

“Lead the way.”

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luescris · 8 months

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So. Side note. There's a lot of things that probably could be better in each of these (the one that gets to me the most is how Rise Donnie looks taller than 2012 like god I wish I had the energy to redo that entire one JUST for that augh ) BUT as they say, practice makes progress haha 😅

Little tidbits for every interaction here after the cut hehehehehe:

The Mikeys

- While 2012 may not be an artist with colored pencils, I'm certain he still appreciates all the bright colors Rise Mikey most definitely uses!! Besides, they both are also culinary artists, so they can trade recipes and all that kinda stuff in the kitchen!! Plus, 2012 has always wanted to know what it's like to have a younger brother figure hehehehe

- There's not much to say other than all that cuz like. They would instantly get along in my opinion lmao 😂

The Raphs

- Rise may be younger than 2012, but that doesn't mean the size doesn't matter FHFHDH Especially since 2012 is like. Just barely almost the smallest of his family lmao 😂

-2012 may at first be kinda hesitant about Rise's girth, size, strength and power, but after getting used to it I'm certain he'll not only want to spar with him, but get tips and tricks of all sorts to get stronger, and would be highly impressed with Rise's strength

The Donnies

- In a way these two would be the same as the Mikey's; they also would get along very well, though maybe 2012 might be a little bit put off by Rise's high ego, but definitely not in a "I don't like this guy" kinda way FHHDHD 😂 He would probably find it endearing after a while if anything!!

- I feel like they both would specialize in different kinda things related to building, and maybe Rise is a bit more advanced (maybe more than a bit since 2012 used nothing but trash but in very impressive ways ahsgs) but if one spots an error in something, the other would immediately follow through, and they'd be a great team!!

The Leos

- Now here's where it gets interesting. Rise and 2012 don't necessarily hate or dislike each other, but at first, they may think they are absolutely nothing alike. Rise would definitely be intimated by just how serious and stoic 2012 is, not to mention all the scars, and 2012 would look at Rise and be a little bit too reminded of how he was when he was that age. The looks they share here aren't of discomfort, Rise just doesn't know what to think of 2012 and 2012 is a bit concerned for Rise's future lmao

- But in the end, once they actually get to talking, they find out they both like space, cartoons, puns, and 2012 can give Rise pointers. Eventually they'll warm up to each other, but it might take a bit longer than the rest haha 😆

Extras

- So. Funny thing. I wanted to lowkey like. Add in Splinter. But I also had a terribly morbid idea of Rise staring or standing next to a picture of 2012 all confused and weary kinda, like a "where is their father" kinda foreboding y'know BDHDHDHDH 😅 Humor is how I cope spare me-

- I was gonna add the April's and Casey's, and maybe I might later on, but I dunno if I'd do Rise!April justice lmao 😅 I don't draw any of these guys enough HFHDHDH

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voidandabyssal · 5 months

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The og cast from Undertale’s reaction to Frisk being a normal kid, and doing human kid things. Like tripping and eating concrete hard enough to give themselves a bloody nose, and just getting up to continue playing with a care. (I love the stories that let Frisk be a kid the most, it’s hard work saving an entire race and despite the ‘fanon’ of them immediately becoming ambassador for monsterkind, I think they deserve to splash in rain puddles and make snow/mud cakes.)

Heheheh, I love fan fictions where frisk just gets to be a kid again.

Toriel:

Toriel would just be happy to see Frisk acting like a child again, in the Underground they were so determined to free everyone, they were to busy to have fun. And then all that drama with the human government.

Well, even if it means mud on the kitchen tiles and cleaning up scrapped knees. Toriel is just glad Frisk is happy

Asgore:

Much the same reaction to Toriel, though he’s happy they feel comfortable enough around him to act like their age. Instead of the stoic figure he first encountered. Hearing their giggles reminds him of earlier times, with Chara and Asriel.

He’s glad he’s got a family again

Undyne:

HELL YEAH. She is fully indulging in frisks playful, childish side. Shes throwing them in the water, like all older siblings do, she’s chasing frisk and their friends around. Everything.

Everytime frisk falls down she’s right next to them. Scooping them up and swinging them around until they’re laughing!

Alphys:

Admittedly she isn’t the best with kids. But she tries, though she prefers when frisk isn’t running around screaming and making a mess. She definitely helps them settle down,

The two watch some child friendly anime and Alphys probably helps make frisk an OC. Not gonna lie, it’s the most fun Alphys has had with anyone in a long time.

Papyrus:

Papyrus is right alongside frisk as they engage in shenanigans. Probably also with Undyne. He makes puzzles for frisk to try, even though he starts to make them really challenging as time goes by

He’d also help Toriel clean up any mess frisk makes, though he’d also scold frisk as well “don’t be lazy, you don’t want to end up like Sans!”

Sans:

*snoring noises* yeah he’s probably sleeping through a lot of this, or watching from a distance. Sorry kiddo, he had to spend enough energy wrangling Papyrus in when he was their age.

Despite not actively participating, he still watch’s, making sure that they don’t get too badly hurt. And he does offer helpful advice, if you can get past all the atrocious puns

#undertale #void askes #undertale headcanons #sans undertale #undertale papyrus #undyne #alphys undertale #toriel #asgore

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Meanings of names. Batim/Batdr edition!

Hello there! I'm back with another name meanings list! This time it's the Bendy verse, because it was immortalized (Hehe heh get it) yet again, and I couldn't be more excited.

So! I will be doing the primary characters for both games, BUT not all of them. I’ll be doing all the folks from Batim, since there aren’t as many as in Batdr, which added a TON of new characters and I for the live of me can't do them all. It would take me an eternity, so there... So, I won’t do those who had like one tape or memo. Sorry. I also will not be including characters from the comics or the books. Yeah. (but I can do a part 2 if you guys want ehehehehe)

Let's go!

Toons (not doing the corrupted versions, they’re technically the same)

Bendy. I'm pretty sure that Meatly made it up from the name of some editing program. Something something Bender, not sure.

Boris. From a Bulgar Turkic name, also recorded as Bogoris, perhaps meaning "short" or "wolf" or "snow leopard". Hey! Literally a wolf!

Alice. From the Old French name Aalis, a short form of Adelais, itself a short form of the Germanic name Adalheidis, which means "noble type". Hmm, I like it! Fits her. I’m obviously also counting Twisted Alice and Allison Angel. They all have the same name.

Charley (one of my favourite characters hehehehe). Diminutive form of Charles, which means "man". Literally. Just man. MAN. That’s it. I guess that fits... Charley is, after all, A MALE. Yeah.

Barley. Means “grower of barley”. Lmao. Just like that.

Edgar. Derived from the Old English elements ead "wealth, fortune" and gar "spear". I mean... I guess? He has nothing to do with spears, but he’s got fangs. They’re sharp. Spears are sharp.

Humans (from here on going in alphabet order)

Allison Pendle. Norman French diminutive of Aalis, so basically the same as Alice. Cool! She’s very sweet, so it fits for her as well!

Audrey Drew (putting her here because I don’t really count her as an ink entity). Medieval diminutive of Æðelþryð, which is derived from the Old English elements æðel "noble" and þryð "strength". Oh, she sure is strong!

Bertrum Piedmont. Means "bright raven", derived from the Germanic element beraht "bright" combined with hramn "raven". Uhhmm. Ooook then. Not sure where the raven comes from.

Daniel ”Buddy” Lewek. From the Hebrew name דָּנִיֵּאל (Daniyyel), meaning "God is my judge". Nuuuu, Buddy:( I still feel very bad for him... Man, poor guy.

Grant Cohen. From an English and Scottish surname that was derived from Norman French grand meaning "great, large". Well, his boss had GRANT plans for the studio (please don’t hurt me, I know the pun is bad).

Henry Stein (the man!). From the Germanic name Heimirich meaning "home ruler", composed of the elements heim "home" and ric "ruler". OOOOHH, i love it! Considering he is the actual creator of Bendy, he technically is the ruler!

Jack Fain. Derived from Jackin (earlier Jankin), a medieval diminutive of John, which itself is derived from the Hebrew name יוֹחָנָן (Yochanan) meaning "Yahweh is gracious". Maybe Jack is jewish? It’s unlikely, but I literally don’t know what to say here.

Joey Dr(ew). Diminutive of Joseph, which was from the Hebrew name יוֹסֵף (Yosef), meaning "he will add". Endless torment, that’s what he’ll add. Ugh, poor Henry.

Lacie Benton. Variant of Lacy. From a surname that was derived from Lassy, the name of a town in Normandy. I couldn’t really find anything else, so...I guess?

Nathan Arch Sr. From the Hebrew name נָתָן (Natan) meaning "he gave". Wha- what’d he give? A new chance for Bendy to be relevant again? Idk, really.

Nathan ”Wilson” Arch Jr (please don’t hurt me, but I kinda like him as a villain... Like, yeah, he’s creepy as all heck, but isn’t that kinda the point? So there, I said it). I will be doing his moniker, since duh. The name comes from an English surname meaning "son of William". Eeeehhhh, almost fits, just replace William with Nathan.

Norman Polk (eeeeyyyy it’s ma dude!). From an old Germanic byname meaning "northman", referring to a viking. Now that’s interesting. I can’t tell English accents apart very well, but I saw someone say he’s got a southern accent. And then there’s NORTHman. Hmmmm.

Sammy Lawrence. Diminutive of Samuel, coming from the Hebrew name שְׁמוּאֵל (Shemu'el), which could mean either "name of God" or "God has heard". Lmao, I guess his god really did hear him. And decided to fucking murder him.

Shawn Flynn. Anglicized form of Seán, which on itself is the Irish form of John, so basically the same as Jack.

Susie Campbell. Diminutive of Susan. This was derived from the Hebrew word שׁוֹשָׁן (shoshan) meaning "lily" (in modern Hebrew this also means "rose"), perhaps ultimately from Egyptian sšn "lotus". Oh, maybe those are her favourite flowers!

Thomas Connor. Greek form of the Aramaic name תָּאוֹמָא (Ta'oma') meaning "twin". OH he and Buddy are technically twins! Or, well, clones.

Wally Franks. Diminutive of Walter, which comes from a Germanic name meaning "ruler of the army", composed of the elements wald "rule" and hari "army". Pffft, he’s the ruler of the army that got OUTTA THE STUDIO, yeah ok it fits.

Ink entities (not doing Sammy, Jack and Norman for obvious reasons)

Betty. Diminutive of Elizabeth. From Ἐλισάβετ (Elisabet), the Greek form of the Hebrew name אֱלִישֶׁבַע ('Elisheva') meaning "my God is an oath". The heck- did she turn into Sammy?

Big Steve. Short form of Steven, which derives from the Greek name Στέφανος (Stephanos) meaning "crown, wreath". Uhh, I guess? Is there something that we have yet to discover?

Heidi. German diminutive of Adelheid, which means "noble type", from the French form of the Germanic name Adalheidis. Damn, what’s with all the nobles? Unrelated, but I love her bowtie.

Porter. From an occupational English surname meaning "doorkeeper". Oooohh, ok then, he technically is one.

And that’s it! Whew, took me quite some time. Please do tell me if you want a part two with the other folks! I’m not sure, when (and if) I’ll make it, we’l have to see.

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Returning for some penpal action for @gallavichthings a.u.gust. This one is a scooch NSFW, hehehehe.

Picasso Baby fifteen - penpals

Every day in the joint is a lot like the one before, and the one before that. Woken unwillingly by the aggressive flash of the strip lights coming on, cold shower, sloppy eggs on stale toast, and then the laundry. Six hours of steam and starch and stains that don’t come out even after being boiled. Every day follows the same relentless pattern, with one exception. One bright spot in the drudgery of Mickey’s days. Every day after work, during their allocated free time, the mail gets delivered, and every week, on Thursdays, Mickey gets a letter.

He’d been skeptical at first. His rehabilitation advisor, because that’s a thing they had at this prison, had been keen for him to join one of the programs they offered, said it showed willingness to make a change, would look good on his record for when his parole came up. There were a few different options, book club, drama therapy, all of them sounded like shit that was more likely to get Mickey into more trouble than out of it, so he’d picked this. Fucking penpal scheme, get paired up with some do-gooder on the outside to write letters with.

Mickey’s guy, Ian, he was kind of a lot at first, overly formal, way too fuckin’ enthusiastic. He had this irritatingly positive way of writing, always trying to see the bright side of shit. Took Mickey a couple months of getting rubbed up the wrong way every Thursday to finally blow his top and let the guy know it don’t matter how hard he tries, there’s no fuckin’ bright side when you’re looking at the uphill stretch of a five year bit, and Mickey would appreciate it if he’d give up and just talk normal.

After that he got less irritating. Stopped trying to tell Mickey how to feel about shit and started asking him more about himself, started sharing a bit more of himself with Mickey. He was an EMT, training to be a paramedic. He had a bunch of brothers and sisters, a dead mom and a bum dad, and some sort of brain disorder that Mickey had to look up in the prison Library and still doesn’t understand a lot about.

He’s an interesting guy, a little too fond of puns to be considered really funny, but Mickey likes him, likes hearing from him, doesn’t mind answering his nosy questions and telling him all the shit that’s going on in the lockup each week, the stuff that goes through his head sometimes in his darker moments. There’s something, now they know each other a little better, about Ian that makes Mickey feel calmer, more relaxed. Happier. Or something.

It was Ian who had persuaded him to start drawing again, said Mickey needed an outlet or some shit, sent him a fancy sketchbook and some pencils, and Mickey had sat running his fingers over that sketchbook every night for a whole week before he’d even dared to put something down in it. And then, he didn’t know what to draw.

When he used to draw as a kid it was always whatever was around, guns and spliffs and bleeding fists, black eyes and swastikas and girls with massive tits. He started sketching out a glock, used to be his favorite thing to draw, and just ran out of steam. Didn’t want to start this blank white page with relics of his old life.

When he’d told Ian about it, in his next letter, he’d felt stupid. It was just a fucking drawing of a gun, it shouldn’t bother him this much. But Ian’s reply had been so full of understanding, of sympathy, and he had made Mickey feel like it was ok. Like it was totally reasonable to not want to fill his new book with shit that was violent and hollow and fuckin’ evil. And he gave Mickey a few ideas of things he could draw instead.

He started to send pictures, visual references for Mickey to work from, an L platform at dawn, a hand holding a hotdog. Ian’s hand. And hadn’t that been a shock to the system.

It was. Big. That hand. Long freckled fingers wrapped around a jumbo dog, a glob of mustard on a massive thumb. Mickey had spent a lot longer than he had ever intended to staring at that hand and wondering how big it was compared to his own. Compared to other parts of him. He drew the hand, over and over, holding the hotdog, holding a cup of coffee, holding someone’s throat, holding a throbbing hard cock right on the verge of blowing its load. He got kind of obsessed with the hand, desperate to know what the other parts of Ian looked like.

Was the rest of him as big as his hand implied? Where did that hand lead? What was his face like? His chest? His cock? On impulse he had shoved one of his tamer compositions into his next letter to Ian and implied, heavily, that he was thinking about doing more life drawing and could use some further references to draw from.

And in his very next missive Ian had come through in a big fucking way. Mickey must have stared at the pictures he sent for hours before he could even bring himself to put pencil to paper. And for hours since, studying the lines of his absurdly handsome face, tracing the outline of his shoulder in his white tanktop, touching his fingertips to Ian’s lips, spread wide in a glorious smile directed at the stupid bright pink flower he’s holding in his perfect massive hand.

He’d sent back a drawing, his interpretation of Ian holding the flower, and written something about wanting to help him with his studies of musculature, not able to help himself, not even sure if Ian would read anything into it. But hoping all the same that he would.

And Ian, Ian had fucking delivered. He’d sent Mickey a silly shirtless picture of himself doing a strongman pose, and Mickey had worn a whole pencil down to the nub doing different studies of his chest, his biceps, his fucking throat. He’d sent a couple of them by return and from there their correspondence had devolved into a spiraling series of near pornographic exchanges with increasingly flirtatious letters all leading upto what Mickey is expecting in his delivery today.

An actual picture of Ian’s actual cock. Hard. Potentially with fluids. They’ve been building up to it for a while, and Mickey can hardly catch his breath every time he so much as thinks about it. He’s sat on his bunk, breathing shallow and trying not to think about it too hard when Jensen comes by with the mail. He passes the letter to Mickey like it’s nothing, just another day, just another letter from Mickey’s state assigned penpal, just another tick in Mickey’s column on the rehab officer’s form. He couldn’t be more wrong.

Mickey waits until just before bedtime to open it, doesn’t want to risk his bunkmate seeing anything he shouldn’t, luckily he’s got the top bunk so there’s no chance of having his shoulder looked over. He clambers up and shoves his legs under the cover, shimmying down until he’s only half upright and carefully opens the envelope, he doesn’t want to tear it completely in case he needs to cover up something incriminating.

And fucking hell. Incriminating is fucking right. It’s all right there. Ian’s huge fucking hand holding onto his, fucking hell, proportionate fucking cock. Hard as a ramrod and flushed pink and fucking. Glistening. With lube, or with pre-come, or sweat, or Christ with spit. Endless possibilities for Mickey to ponder on, play with in his mind. The tip is beaded with a perfect drop of clear liquid that makes Mickey’s mouth water, he can practically taste it.

Ian’s letter is long, like usual, guy has a lot to say, and Mickey will read it properly tomorrow at breakfast when his head isn’t so clouded with bedtime thoughts. But there is a short note attached to the photograph that puts a devilish smile across Mickey’s lips as he reaches down into his shorts to grab ahold of himself.

Send me a drawing of you in return. Any part you like ;)

#fic #my fic #my writing #howl does a.u.gust #gallavich fic #ian x mickey #rated m

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giggleeclown · 8 months

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Have some skelebros tickle headcanons under the cut because fuckblr sucked the tickle content out of undertale (mostly lee!Papyrus and I’m salty)

Sans: ler leaning switch

Want to tickle him? Go for it! He doesn’t mind, especially if he’s been having poor sleep or he’s been feeling blue. He appreciates the attention as long as it’s not in public.

Loves others’ laughter, especially his little brother’s.

Is fully aware of the fact that his bony fingers are cold and hard and therefore more tickly

Laughs along with you, as well as teases you and never forgets to throw out plenty of puns

Enjoys being tickled for a moment, but you HAVE to stop soon it due to how weak his body is

Isn’t that ticklish, but his senses are heightened due to his low HP. He tolerates it less than papyrus because of this even if he isn’t as sensitive.

Loves to show off how he can raspberry without lungs or lips

Has a very harsh wheeze to his laugh, especially when you get him in the right spot

If you get him just right, he’ll snort!

Laughs always start off with “pffffft!-“

Easily tears up with laughter

Often tickles Papyrus to cheer him up, and has been doing so since they were little, as well as the other way around

Since he’s not too ticklish, he’ll lay lazily and sleepily squirm away.

He typically laughs with the casual “heheheh” but if you get him around his hips or inside of his ribs, he full on belly laughs.

He enjoys the attention, but he’s fragile when his ler is on the offense. Once he gets his stamina back, however, be prepared for retaliation… unless he falls asleep from fatigue.

Is easy to restrain and tickle since he’s so small, but is hard to keep contained due to his teleportation and low resistance.

He won’t intentionally put himself in a position to get himself tickled too often, but there are admittedly a few times where he will annoy papyrus to get a few pokes. It’s almost always immediate regret, though.

He really likes tickle fights due to the mutual effort. Besides, it’s perfect pun material. Especially if it’s with papyrus.

He loves to bully little kids with tickles (to a lighthearted extent of course) because they can’t get away

Isn’t a fan of being restrained. It can put him into a panic and trigger bad memories. Tickle him on his own terms.

He needs rougher tickles to invoke laughter out of him (squeezing his knees, fast scribbles, kneading hips and ribs) but do not be harsh to him. Find a way to be gentle because he will need to tap out quick.

He isn’t much of a squirmer, another reason you don’t have to pin him. Due to his weak stamina he may even lock up into paralysis.

If you want to tickle him for long periods of time and he agrees to it, give him lots of little breaks or do it on a day where he has more energy. He may fall asleep the moment you stop.

Romantic tickles/tickly kisses absolutely MELT him. To give OR receive.

He enjoys gentle wake up tickles.

He dishes out puns while giving and receiving tickles, he can’t help himself.

If you want to tickle him in ways he’ll appreciate, skitters up and down his face, back, hips and shoulders make him happy. Gentle tickles make him smile and chuckle a little, and because they’re not super strong he gets sleepy.

Primary lees are papyrus, Toriel, frisk, primary lers… are… the same people!

God forbid someone (especially a romantic partner) calls him little cutesy variants of ‘sans’ as they tickle him. That’s the END OF HIM.

He always stops tickling the second someone says, though he may want to continue the second you regain composure

His big weak points are his ribcage, shoulders, hips, underarms, back and knees.

Papyrus: Lee leaning switch

Oh my god. Where do I even begin?! He is SO ticklish.

Is embarrassed to admit his ticklishness…

He secretly loves tickles to cheer him up, but he plays it off like they’re an annoyance. (Funny, because he’s smiling so wide at the end of them)

Very squeaky spastic giggly laughter. Loud, too, unlike his brother’s soft wheezes and snorts.

Like his loud talking voice, he’s prone to going into scream territory if you hit a sweet spot.

His worst spot is his spine, specifically the front and sides of it, where his belly would be if he had one

Is VERY embarrassed by tickles, unlike his brother, who takes them nonchalantly (unless it’s in public). …that doesn’t mean he likes them any less though.

Has lots of good memories relating to tickling because of how much sans went ‘big brother tickle monster mode’ on him as a babybones

Cannot STAND teases. Childish teases get him the worst, and he’s practically reduced to tears by baby talk.

Though his laugh is filled with ‘NYEH HEH HEHs’, he has a completely different laugh when he’s laughing genuinely. Lots of giggles and titters. He can shift from his usual laugh to “NYAHAHAHA!” And “EEEHEEEHEE!” In a few seconds.

He is an absolute squeaky toy. Squeeze him and he will certainly let out a high pitched noise.

Papyrus has this problem where he is VERY squirmy unlike his brother… but he doesn’t get anywhere. He’s so tall and he can’t get away from the shortest person. He will just wiggle around and squirm in the most useless (but adorable) ways

His favorite tickle tactics and the ones that work on him the most are ways you would tickle little kids. Tickle games and rhymes like round and round the garden, teasy voice, raspberries and nibbles, baby talk, counting his ribs/toes (one that really gets him) or anything of this manner. He never grew out of liking them because sans gave him so many positive memories of them, so he will give these kinds of tickles and loves receiving them regularly.

Papyrus loves to administer platonic tickly kisses to his close friends.

His gloves are soft and a nice texture that doesn’t irritate the skin. Tickling bare skin with his gloves is very effective! However, if he takes his gloves off, the cold bony texture of his fingers gives a completely different but equally amazing texture. He eventually realizes this and if he is ‘sparring’ you with tickles he will keep one glove off and one on for double sensitivity

He will bring up how amazingly easy it was to ‘capture you’ and tickle you during a fight and begin to gloat. It is not intentional teasing, but it is affective to many.

He can lift you up and tickle you if he is taller than you! (Hey undertale fandom? Papyrus isn’t that tall. Look at the sprite height chart. He’s average male height he’s like 5’8. Thanks.) he thinks it’s pretty fun and cute, too!

On the contrary, anyone of any height can pick papyrus up because of how light he is. (He is Just bones lol and this obviously goes for sans as well). Paps actually enjoys being picked up (as much as he tries to counteract that argument) and it doesn’t happen to him a lot. The tickles are a bonus.

Papyrus loves to be tickled by those who are taller than him, especially toriel. She treats him like her own child and coos at him to his hearts content.

One of the reasons paps likes tall lers is he actually likes to be restrained. It makes the tickles way stronger when he can fully let loose without fear of kicking someone because of how wiggly he is.

That shower of kisses? It tickles.

He oftentimes tickles sans in revenge for all the tickles sans dishes out, as well as to wake him up and make him feel better if he’s down.

He will swing/spin you around when tickling you as long as you like it and aren’t sans! (He loves that kind of tickling too!)

He LOVES to find your tickle spots and consider them weak points for ‘battle’.

He does the gentle tickles that put sans to sleep

Teases surprisingly well, but not often intentionally

His primary lees and lers are the same as sans’, except Undyne added as a (most of the time) ler. Mettaton as well!

His big weak points are his spine (tummy area), neck, feet, underarms, ribs and hips.

Hcs that compare/contrast or apply to both of them…

Sans will admit he’s ticklish, Papyrus will not.

Sans genuinely despises baby talk and childish tickle methods, while papyrus loves them.

Papyrus is more ticklish than sans, but he can withstand tickling for longer because he has more hp

Papyrus likes lighter skittery tickles, but sans needs rougher tickles to laugh.

Papyrus’ signature laugh quirk is his squeal, while sans snorts. However sometimes they swap. Papyrus snorts more than sans squeals though.

Papyrus can’t stand anticipation. He will be screaming before you touch him. Sans, however, is more tolerant, but will jump a foot in the air when the tickles hit

Sans’ laughter is more likely to go silent, while papyrus will lock up into paralysis (after long periods of tickling)

Papyrus loves to be pinned down and restrained, while sans goes into fight or flight if you pin him.

Papyrus Likes to be tossed, spun and held when tickled, but sans can’t tolerate it because of his weakened system

Sans likes to be tickled awake, Papyrus likes to be tickled to sleep. (Goodnight tickles when he gets read his bedtime story, hehehe)

Both like platonic/romantic tickly kisses!

They love each others’ laughs

Papyrus puts a lot of effort into his tickle attacks, while sans is a lazy (but good) ler.

Sans isn’t embarrassed when he snorts, but papyrus HATES his snort. Sans doesn’t like the rare moments that he squeaks, though. Both are a little self conscious of their real laughs, but not enough for it to bother them too bad.

It’s easy to restrain papyrus, but hard to restrain sans

Sans loves to tease, papyrus loves to commentate.

Sans always knows when to stop tickling, but papyrus may accidentally push boundaries without realizing.

Both adore tickle fights with toriel <3

Sans easily tears up during tickle fights, while Papyrus easily blushes.

Despite not being as ticklish, sans’ lack of tickle tolerance usually means he loses the tickle fights. He has to teleport to get away if he wants to win, and only when he can concentrate.

Papyrus Likes to pretend to spar his lee, while sans likes being the tickle monster.

Both skeletons become very sleepy after tickles

Sans only teases and baby talks papyrus

Both of them get cheer up tickles from each other, sans when he’s distressed from resets or poor sleeping habits and papyrus when his lack of friends and accomplishment is hurting him.

Sans fast talks his way through suppressing his laughter, while papyrus covers his mouth

Both very embarrassed by getting tickled around people

Both can’t handle raspberries

One quiet, one loud

Both end their tickle fights in little naps. (Papyrus’ shorter than Sans’)

Auuggh,, I hope you all enjoyed,, ;;

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andypantsx3 · 9 months

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hi andie!! i just saw your active wips and i love all of them with hearts in my eyes. but ohmygod when i read the synopsis for the soulmate au—your brain is so amazing, i am in awe.

“You turn to to Todoroki Shouto for help managing your soulmate’s fire quirk—only to discover that’s only the half of it.”

only to discover that’s only the half of it.

was it an intentional pun? because if so—i am screaming and cackling in anticipation, that’s so genius of you!! all of your wips are already tickling my heart and i am just so excited for them!

((anyway please take care and have a nice day!))

Hehehehe it was a pun!! I'm so pleased you punderstood.😌

Ahhh and thank you so much!! I'll try hard to rocket through the end of my other fics when I officially come back from hiatus so I can get going on these ones!! You've just made me like ten times more excited to work on them. 🥺

Maybe I should move the soulmate one up though?? I didn't wanna do another Shouto soulmate fic right on the heels of fingerprints, but the potential of Reader having to learn from Shouto to control a quirk when previously she's been quirkless would be sooo fun. The formula for constant proximity?? Him calming her down when she gets nervous or worked up about it?? The amount of clothes that can accidentally get burnt off?? 👀

#ask andie

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kindlythevoid · 3 months

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Alrighty. I have seen the newest episode of the Percy Jackson Show. Thoughts (in no particular order):

Sad about not getting to see Charon ("Do I LOOK like a Centaur to you??? It's CARE-on.") in his Italian Silk Suits™ and complain about pay raises

CERBERUS!!

Hehehehe Annabeth shouting "don't make me come back there" to Procrustus hehehe

KRONOS NAME DROP

THE FOOTWEAR DROPPING INTO HELL!!!

Sad at not seeing so many football field-wide fields that are crowded with the lights off for the Asphodel fields vs Soooo cool how the trees are ppl and all the ppl are treees and all the trees in the background for ever and ever?? vs WHICH REGRET IS TYING ANNABETH THERE???

I FREAKING KNEW THAT WE WOULD LOSE THE FOURTH PEARL I KNEW IT vs. GROVER BBY NOOO

Seeing Poseidon (:/) vs. SALLY JACKSON FLASHBACK (HELL YESS????)

Seeing Hades (a lil sad that he isn't the first 10-ft tall actual god-looking god that Percy sees in the series like in the books, woulda been cool :/) vs. SEEING HADES!!!! (this man is Nico's FATHER!?!? he will actively keep and try to raise this child??? I love this man. What an absolute g. So funny?? And also seems to be the only one who cares about shit?? What a guy!!!)

CERBERUS!!!!

"Okie-doke." XD ???

Sad about no "Uncle Hades"

Happy about THE SET UP FOR THE BOSS FIGHT NEXT EPISODE!!!

Every single parallel?? I love???

No forgotten dreams in the Styx. :( I understand why, with the budgets and stuff, but no creepy Styx??? :( :(

OH WAIT DOES THE RUBBER BALL THROWN IN THE STYX COUNT AS A BROKEN DREAM??? (it does now; let me have this pls)

Grover and Percy quality time :)

"Would you like some pomegranate juice??? :D" Hades wtf XD

Speaking of Pomegranates, so happy we did not get to see Persephone in the middle of summer in the Underworld!! Let us see her when we see her!!

CERBERUS!!!!!

Annabeth lore drop in the show!!

Final Thoughts:

Hell yes, Hades (pun intended)

Good Doggo

I NEED to see Percy giving Gabe's number on live tv and promising everyone free appliances if they call the number!!

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