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nightwingvixen23 · 10 months

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Dick :

#dick grayson #nightwing #hed be that guy

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 2 months

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different POV of this comic

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#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #wintersberg #resident evil #resident evil fanart #rebhfun #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #i dont think karl would ever be the kind of guy to outwardly verbally say “i love you”#not to say he DOESNT love ethan #he just has a lot of trouble saying those three words out loud lol #he shows his love in a different way but i think its hard sometimes #had a conversation with my friend and i think if ethan and karl were to get into a argument karl woul definetly not apologize #he would definetly feel bad and sulk a lot #but i dont think he would ever bring himself to say hes sorry #hes a little too arrogant and emotionally stunted to do that #sorry i like thinking about all the aspects of relationship dynamics #hed apologize by making ethan a robot that kills people who r mean to him IDK LOL

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zivazivc · 1 month

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just found about this funky fish that can walk around on land and the thing looks straight out of the trolls world. look at this thing, i love it!

anyway, floyd grew up in a cage and hed grew up in a city, i doubt they'd be thrilled to see one of these things for the first time. I know I would have shat my pants if i saw a 1.5 meter long catfish walk out of a lake towards me

#...#you...#you have to understand #they are two insanely cuddly affectionate guys with very unaffectionate/affection shy love interests #jhxbjhcvch rip 😢#trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls floyd #trolls oc #ex bandmates #hed #liv #les #mudskippers #my art #les loves animals #he would probably try to adopt any critter they'd come upon #only for hed to stop him because they live in a crammed van #at least he managed to adopt floyd lmao shdbvkd

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lesbianaglaya · 1 year

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could we be serious for a minute. why is criticism being treated as inherently bad.

#guy who said hed be normal and not annoyed but is still annoyed voice. lol.#gabby.txt

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weallpartyatybcpatricksfuneral · 2 months

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vampire pete and vampire patrick. as little bats. do you guys see my vision

#i am talking about this with my mutual in the one post we talk on but i had to make it its own separate post because !!!#itty bitty guys even tinier #sad oh well theres other frontmen #we were talking about ybcvampire patrick so. hed be missing a wing (hand) and have yellow eyes instead of black #me posts #fob #fall out boy is 4 lovers #ybcpatrick the guy ever #vampire pete wentz #vamppete

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heph · 24 days

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At your service ❤️

#baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 gale #gale #this is. completely indulgent #i dont often draw AU or things of that sort but i was plagued with the thoight of maid gale and decided to purge it by drawing...#i know hed be a lovely wonderful maid #what with how talented and helpful he is #i love this guy so much

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mortysmith · 8 months

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try not to think too hard about the fact that your grandpa (the worst person you know) was literally exactly like you when he was 14 (pr/ship dni)

#rick and morty #rick sanchez #morty smith #im imagining a scenario in which morty meets young rick and hes like Ohhhhh i get it so its all over.#like idk. he already probably has some complex over not ending up like rick #but then seeing how similar they used to be hed probably start feeling like its inevitable #like obviously it isnt. but idk. could fuel some interesting character drama guys im just spitballin here!!!!#something about the cycle of abuse and seeing yourself in your abuser

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s0fter-sin · 29 days

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i need ghoap frantically making out against a door finally taking the leap on their feelings. need ghost grinding against soap, expecting to find him just as hard as him, only to feel nothing

and in all his wisdom and experience, he concludes soap was tortured and never told him

he’s trying to think of a delicate way to say he understands, that he’s been through it and it doesn’t change anything about how he feels (and who the fuck touched him so he can hunt them down and rend them limb from limb)

meanwhile trans!soap’s just trying to find the best angle to grind his cunt on ghost’s thigh

just it never even entering ghost’s head bc he’s never known a trans person but he has met plenty of people who’ve been tortured - himself included - so of course that’s his logical leap

soap takes off his shirt and he sees his top surgery scars and ghost asks if he wants him to kill the one who did it and soap just hums like, “actually, man did pretty good, they healed real well,” and ghost’s just teary-eyes with awe at how well he’s coping, “looking on the bright side, that’s my johnny.”

imagine he thinks johnny was fully castrated but sees he’s determined to still have a sex life with him so he buys packers and straps to help him bc hell yeah healing and soap’s just like, “holy shit i’ve never had such a thoughtful partner before, such a sweet man, lt.”

#he a little confused but he got the spirit #its so good bc it can be super angsty of ghost really dreading whats been done to his sergeant and trying to make it right #or just go full crack treated seriously and have fun with it #i love just completely oblivious ghost #in any military context hes the smartest guy in the room #he always knows the play and has more experience than anyone #but stick him in the normal world? man is Lost #ghost just thinks hes had some kind of reconstruction surgery after being tortured and accepts thats what johnny looks like #bc hes never seen a pussy before #it takes years for soap to actually come out to him bc he just never thought to #hes seen him naked theyve literally slept together what else is there for him to say #then he shows him like a family album or something and ghosts just like ‘why arent you in any of these i only see girls’#and he just goes ‘hang on a second’#soap gets one of his sporadic periods one night and panics a little thinking it would weird ghost out or remind him that hes not cis #but ghost just thinks its a normal part of such a thorough reconstruction that hed bleed sometimes #and doesnt question it when soap grabs a pad out of his drawer bc ‘thats such a good way of handling the discharge my johnnys so smart’#just really supportive ghost for the wrong reasons #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #we’re a team. ghost team #soapghost #ghostsoap #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #john soap mactavish #soap cod

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mewniemoon · 2 months

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Sequel to this. Cat dad time

#im in my cringe era again #Hed argue with random old ladies in the grocery store he would. Its a rabbit cuz shes based on that amazing “I dont work here” animatic #dont mention the candy bag name I just needed to let you guys know what it was aoifnnoiwafniowa #cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl narinder #narinder #aym #baal #cotl aym #cotl baal #baal and aym #aym and baal #mewnie art

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endcraft · 5 months

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i like etho as a mcyt figure because he is like if a computer engineer could be a caveman. like imagine if the guy who invented the watch and the guy who invented the wheel were the same guy. imagine if you were talking to him and he was like oh yeah i also invented the hand axe. and google

#hes like if a grandpa were both a programmer and a luddite #hes like a paleolithic mech engineer #hes like if someone made the internet out of sticks and rocks #hes like if you could talk to a big rock and its like yeah i remember before anything was ever hungry bc life wasnt invented yet.#and also i invented algebra #hes like a guy someone found in a cave hungry and covered in dirt and then hes like wait before you bring me back to society #look at what i made while i was stuck in this cave. and its technology sufficiently sophisticated as to seem like magic. made out of mud #fueled by the motion of earth through space #like you think maybe i should leave him in the cave and let him cook #hed benefit from being around people… but also hes onto something. in that cave

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kirishwima · 3 months

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Random Boyfriend Texts w. Gojo

(Pt.2 coming soon because the boy's a MEME. A meme i tell u)

#jjk smau #gojo satoru x reader #jjk x reader #gojo smau #gojo x reader #not proof checked no nothing we post like men k thx #ILL ADD MORE SOON and maybe do a multi character one +/- a fic cuz i miss writing #hed be so obnoxious im so sure about it #also idk what door dash is or works like but hed def be the guy to do stuff like this for ya

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zivazivc · 4 months

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I came up with Floyd's (other) ex band mates and then I went a little insane about them. . . Anyway they're all alternative trolls who adopted him into their group. They play nu metal at underground gigs but mostly they just go to raves and get stoned out of their gourds.

original photos under the cut

I googled "90s rave photos" and had such a hard time choosing which to draw. i might make more of them in the future...

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wispforever · 4 months

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hidan and kakuzu share thoughts on religion

#kakuhida #hidakaku #hidan #kakuzu #naruto #have a shitty 4 AM sketchdump #kakuzu calling jashin josh is totally just to fck with hidan #the other shit is real #after the necklace incident hidan starts provoking kakuzu on purpose to try and get him to do it again bc he's fckd like that #infidel is my favorite word to make hidan say #he strikes me as someone who would be a real “holier than thou” kind of guy but in an extra stupid way #bc he'll tell someone off for doing something like taking gods name in vain or drinking excessively #then turn around and do the EXACT same thing #then hed be like ITS DIFFERENT #and he would believe every word #bastard

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puppyeared · 6 months

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im so predictable

#wip laikas comet fan character (oc??????)#if u havent read the comic go check it out its on webtoons!!#partly inspired frm kaito kid p5 joker and daroach.. plus that cat with the markings on its face that looks like a bandits mask lol #BECAUSE OF COURSE ITS A MAGICIAN #hes a travelling stage magician who goes between towns doing magic tricks. i think hed have a bunny apprentice/assistant #drives in a remodeled rv where he puts all his equipment + the side has been modified so it has a stage curtain instead of a sliding door #thinking of naming him sleight and im thinking of naming his assistant deckard cards (deck of cards)#i have. a lot of ideas for this guy #laikas comet #fan character #oc #sleight #fur #myart #my art #doodles #wip

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zer0point5ive · 7 months

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lawrence sitting at his desk, swivelling on his chair and talking on the phone. john, i told you there’s no such thing as- john will you just listen to me there’s- sorry, give me a minute i need to take something, my leg- yes it’s still hurting, cutting your foot off will do that especially without proper medical treatment .. well you could’ve at least given me something that wasn’t a rusty hacksaw, jesus christ .. yes i know .. i am grateful .. anyway, as i was saying there’s no- yes i know what that pederson lady said but just- you know what? go. it sounds great. hope you have fun

#one thing about dr lawrence gordon md is that he cant catch a break #staring at his certificates on the wall. am i a fucking joke to you john #i know he wishes hed stayed in that bathroom. poor guy #lawrence i am too gay and too sad to deal with this right now gordon #saw x #lawrence gordon #saw x spoilers #except everyone knows this from the trailer surely. ill still put it anyway #📹

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luvring · 11 days

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i was thinking about oikawa and i just KNOW that he LOVES to be babied. that's just him, yk? like that's totally him and i would love to read about 30 year old professional volleyball player oikawa tooru being babied by his wife

(timeskip, fem!reader) he's just like me fr. i actually wrote something different but there wasn't enough babying so here u go 🥹🙆🏻‍♀️

tooru is one of if not the hardest worker you know, never losing sight of his ambitions and passion. determination lines his veins, and late nights of practice and analysis have seeped into the cartilage between his bones, gluing together what makes tooru oikawa, #17, setter for club athletico san juan.

but it's not oikawa, it's tooru, the boy you met in high school who stumbled down the steps after using a cheesy pick-up line on you and whines when you try to leave his arms for the washroom, who's your husband.

"long day?"

tooru groans and buries himself deeper into the crook of your neck, arms wrapped snug around your middle. he didn't really need to answer—the lit street lights and dim sky outside were answer enough.

holding back a laugh, you comb your fingers through his hair, the familiar scent of jasmine and vanilla dancing its way to you. "proud of you, baby."

your husband's voice is quiet, "thank you."

"you want me to run a bath for you?"

"...maybe later?"

"m'kay. you wanna stay here for a while?"

"yeah." his fingers trace hearts across your back, and when he pouts, you feel it against your skin. "i'm so tired."

pouting too in response, you press a kiss to his head and rub his back. "i know, baby, at least you're home now."

"but then i have to leave you tomorrow."

"and then you come back to me again tomorrow."

"but then i leave again—oh my god, what kind of sick world do we live in?" he whines, letting out a noise that could be described as a choked sob.

and this time, you let yourself laugh. "aw, my poor tooru,"—you cradle his head against you —"the horrors of a job have caught you."

"what if we worked somewhere together?" he lifts his head to look at you.

you raise a brow. "i love you, you're the light of my life, but you are not getting me on that court."

he gapes. "betrayal from my own wife?"

"okay, then come to my job."

"...well—"

"betrayal from my own husband?" you gasp and tooru pouts again—though at this point you're not sure if the original pout ever left to begin with.

it's still just as endearing, and your expression softens. "you'll be fine, 'ru. i'll baby you as much as you want every time you come home."

his pout pulls even more at his lips, and you mirror it. bringing your hands up, you hold his face and squish his cheeks with your words— "i, tooru oikawa, love my wife and my job, and i'm a strong, independent guy who can do anything."

"d'you rilly hafta hol' m'face?"

"it's for the effect and affirmations," you tease, before your amusement softens to something else. "how long are you out tomorrow?"

tooru's jaw drops as much as it can with you holding him in place. "why would you—9 hours!"

and before the dread of leaving you can fully take hold, you kiss his forehead. the apple of his left cheek, the right, then his eyes, his nose, both sides of his jaw, his lips—all with a resounding mwah!

tooru's arms cling tighter, and he leans into each kiss, always chasing your affection though he doesn't have to. you smile at the flush dappled across his face. "see? a kiss for each hour."

he opens his mouth to answer, but then the pout comes back. "each half hour at least. each 15 minutes—"

"tooru." you snort. "what is that, like, 36 kisses?"

"okay, a kiss for each minute."

"babe—"

"you know how hard i train, i know you watched my interview."

and you really don't think you'll make it to 100, much less 500 kisses, but you'll try anyway, even if after the first one, tooru says, "one."

you snicker as you place the next four, and he counts them before pointing out, "you know, kissing your husband is way easier than doing rdl's."

"yes, yes, i know, honey." you softly laugh and press another to the spot between his brows. "i'm not complaining."

he counts again—six, seven, eight, nine—and you remember the determination and patience of oikawa was never separate from tooru, especially not when it came to you.

#luvring.txt #haikyuu x reader #oikawa x reader #🧾nia.answers #<3 anon #maybe i'll edit and post the other one later bc i think it was cute #.. will have 2 edit quite a bit.#bc i reused stuff so itd just be. repetitive BDHSJDJ #guys i have no idea what scents are good i pulled that jasmine and vanilla out of nothing.#if that smells like shit. um. dont tell me. actually tell me. and then tell me what hed smell like.#not sure if this version has enough babying either now that im reading it. well.!!!

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