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mrslectermoriarty · 20 days
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Headcanon Series #14
Whenever Maverick is on the edge of passing out but needs to stay awake and Ice is near (which he basically always is, duh) Ice will ask him to talk about one of his passions.
The first time it happened, Ice said "I'm thinking about getting a motorcycle, any thoughts on that? You have a Kawasaki, right? Is that good?"
He didn't actually intend to buy one, but Mav, a wobbly pile of limbs in his arms (Ice was carrying him towards the next med station) started rambling about different types of bikes and their pros and cons, slurring most of it together, but his unfocused eyes stayed open until they arrived and the doctors took care of him.
Another time Ice asked him about the patches on his jackets and their origins, then there were his favourite sports ("Where did you learn to play volleyball?") and of course fighter jet types.
Ice doesn't know if Mav is generally aware of what he does whenever the man needs help, but Mav does - although he doesn't believe Ice cares about anything he says.
He's wrong; Ice tries to memorise as much of Mav's telling as he can because damn hell, that little pilot knows a lot and his life is so intriguing; he can't really help but being fascinated.
Ice uses this knowledge over the years to surprise Mav on many occasions. Be it a model of the first ever plane type Mav flew, trips to nostalgic places for Mav or extra parts for his beloved bike - mostly small things and gestures as a display of affection. He never fails in making Mav grin like a child on Christmas and hug him tight, chuckling into his neck because of course, Ice remembered.
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mrslectermoriarty · 11 months
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Headcanon Series #10
Icemav got married as soon as DADT wasn't a thing anymore and now at the end of every meeting, Iceman somehow always ends up bitching about all the stupid things his husband did over the last week. Usually the conversation starts with someone approaching him with "I heard of you and that Maverik guy. Congratulations, Admiral. How long had that been going on? (Since 1986) Woah, really? (Yes) Didn't peg you the risky guy. Must have been hard all those years. (You have no idea.)" The other Admirals absolutely love the stories about Pete 'Maverick-I-am-so-stupid-but-still-somehow-adorable' Kazansky and later also Bradley 'He-is-growing-up-so-fast-and-already-acts-like-a-mini-version-of-Mav-help' Bradshaw-Kazansky. And one day when Ice sits down at the table and goes through the papers for the meeting, he sees a new program item at the bottom of the agenda. It reads "Keeping up with the Kazanskys". He sends Pete a picture with the text "Congrats, Mav. You are officially a celebrity." Mav finds this hilarious.
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mrslectermoriarty · 12 days
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Headcanon Series #16
Ice and Mav finally get their shit together after the Uranium mission. Don't ask me how, theories in the comments. Anyway, they kiss in public - on base or something, it looked very dramatic - they become a couple and the next morning Ice walks into the building he works in (enter important navy office) and half the officers he passes look very pissed at him, ready to bite his head off. Especially older ones he's known since the 90s or so. Most of them grumble some unfriendly sounding greetings into his direction. Some of the younger ones though smile at him with such happiness and sometimes clap his shoulder or congrate him, he can't really comprehend what's happening.
He shrugs it off and enters his office, only to find out his long time secretary and dear friend Mrs. Lesser is about to leave. For a vacation. She's never taken a vacation before. Sure, some free time over the holidays or when Ice took a break from work, but never longer than a couple days. Now she's gone for a few weeks.
The weird events continue when two hours later, a mad looking Admiral Hanson stands in his door and rants something about Tom being childish and stupid and how he could do such a thing. "Seriously, Tom. All those years and now you gotta pull a stunt like that? I thought better of you."
After the third officer passing his office and muttering something among the lines of "Really great, Kazansky," Tom calls for a meeting. He's the COMPACFLT after all. He outranks most people in the building. And this seems rather serious.
"Gentlemen, I am at loss for words. Your overall behaviour today has not only been out of line for work but also simply disrespectful. If this has anything to do with the events from yesterday, I can only say I am disappointed. We are professionals and the government, the state and the people depend on our work. We can't let something from any of our private lifes affect us like this. We're grown men and we should be able to handle such things like grown men. We can only function as a united front."
There's an audible huff at the other end of the table, coming from Admiral Marcus. "Easy to say for you, you got the guy you've been thirsting for the last 40 years, I lost about 200$ because of you and Mitchell." Admiral James, who sits next to him elbows him. Tom's eyebrow start to wander. "How exactly do you loose 200$ because of me? Please, elaborate."
Opposite from Marcus and James, Admiral Cameron pulls a thick folder from under the table and slides it over to Tom. Whispers and even gasps erupt. "It's over, so he might as well know now."
Tom opens the folder and is greeted with a long list of people, dates that reach back to the 80's and huge amounts of cash written down. Between the pages are various copied documents of conversations between him and Mav, pictures of them together on various occasions and hand-scribbled notes with more dates and different statements on them. Tom's eyebrows almost disappear in his hairline. "What is this?", he quietly asks, afraid of an honest answer.
Cameron sighs and speaks up: "Some guys from your Topgun Class apparently started this in 86'. It was about when you and Mitchell would get your shit together and do something against that unresolved tension between the two of you. They expanded their list with every squadron you both were in because you guys weren't subtle at all but also extremly stupid and the rest got a kick out of betting who'd give in first and when this would happen. At the ceremony in the 00's, when you got your stars, an Admiral got a hold on the list and decided to join. He brought it over here and no-one couldn't really resist. And now we heard of you and Mitchell eventually putting an end to this. Of course people are pissed, they bet way to high on the wrong guy or year!"
Tom's eyes skim down the list. It seems like every person he's known inside the Navy has their name written down on the yellowing paper. He spots Mrs. Lesser on there and let's out a surprised chuckle. "Marywas really good. Got almost 1000$ out of this. No wonder she's on vacation." He drages his hand over his face to regain some grip on the situation.
"I can't even- how did you manage to hide this from me for so long?", is the only question he gets out. James laughs. "We're the military. We have our ways." By now the whole table is chuckling or whispering in amusement. Tom can only shake his head, but also smiles. "Can I take this home? I need this in a proper display on my office wall. Or maybe over the dinner table. And you are all invited to an apology-BBQ."
Okay, I know this was weird, but in my head I can see so many people in the Navy that just see Pete and Tom working together and they think like "Yeah, these two are totally gonna end up together." I love people shipping IceMav, I'm sorry.
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mrslectermoriarty · 1 month
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Headcanon Series #6 New because I wanted to update the original post but that shit wouldn’t let me, so I had to delete it.
Bradley Bradshaw grows up hearing story after story about his great father and when he starts speaking he asks questions about why his dad isn’t there and why they visit that stone all the time (it took Mav and Carole a whole minute to realise he meant Nick’s tombstone), so Mav sits him down one day and tells him with a surprisingly steady voice that his dad flew high enough to reach heaven and now he spends his time there, looking down them and whenever Bradley sees a jet in the sky, it’s his dad telling him how much he loves him. Bradley is barely four years old and that’s the only child-friendly version thing Pete can think of. He even draws a tiny F-14 on a sticky note and hands it to Bradley, telling him to look out for these. Bradley is delighted and starts drawing his own F-14s and with every year passing, he gets better and better. His first attempt finds its place on Nick’s grave, the second goes to Carole, then Pete gets one and by the end of the month the whole class of 86’ possesses Bradshaw-Artworks.
Bradley stops drawing after his fight with Pete and swears to never to touch a pencil again for that purpose but then Tom dies and Bradley deeply mourns his loss. He thinks back to the days when Pete had taken him in after his mother’s death and how Uncle Ice had been with them so often, he basically lived with them. His chest hurts with the thought of Pete having lost, what Bradley always had secretly been convinced was the love of his life and he thinks maybe he can make an exception for Tom. Because even if he despises Pete for pulling his papers, no one deserves to suffer this much alone.
So when Pete comes home from Tom’s funeral, he finds a folded piece of paper taped to his door and when he opens it, he is greeted with the sight of two quite good drawn F-14s, one coloured in silver and the other in red and blue. He frames the paper and hangs it on the wall across his bed, where it’s been hanging ever since.
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I am no artist, as you may notice. This is just kinda how I imagined it to look like. Feel free to draw your own version; I’d love to see how your ideas turn out!
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mrslectermoriarty · 10 days
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Headcanon Series #18
In a universe where neither Mav nor Ice have English as their first language (loosely based on this - italian Mav, polish Ice) they love to fight in their native languages. They don't really understand each other, but it makes their rage so much more powerful.
Is this maybe low-key inspired by Love Actually? We'll never know.
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There was this one afternoon when Slider (who's first language is German btw, I stand by that) wanted to pick up Ice for an appointment and when he opened the door, he was greeted with the sight of both pilots standing at the end of the hallway, shouting at each other.
"Dlaczego zawsze musisz zostawiać swoje rzeczy leżące w domu? Nie ma ani jednego pokoju bez twoich ubrań na podłodze, a gdziekolwiek nie spojrzę, widzę porzucone książki i w połowie opróżnione kubki po kawie! Nie zaczynaj też o plamach tłuszczu, które wszędzie zostawiasz! Po prostu zdejmij swoją cholerną koszulę zanim usiądziesz na kanapie, czy to takie trudne!?", was what Ice was currently complaining about. Slider guessed he was complaining from the one of his voice.
Mav pipes up: "Oh mio Dio, perché mi critichi sempre, non ho fatto nulla di male, cosa vuoi da me, Ice!? Se faccio qualcosa di sbagliato parlami e non iniziare a urlarmi contro in polacco! È di nuovo per i piatti? Cosa ho fatto di male questa volta!? Sei proprio un'ipocrita, metti sempre i piedi sui tavoli, perché lo fai? Che schifo! E a volte hai un cattivo odore! E non sai nemmeno cosa sto dicendo, quindi posso continuare a insultarti! Probabilmente lo stai facendo anche tu in questo momento con me! Sei incivile e stupido come pensi che io sia!"
Slider proceeds to stand in the doorway and wonders how these two are still together and haven't killed each other yet. "Diese beiden bringen mich noch irgendwann um," he mumbles and drags Ice out before anything escalates.
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When they pull into the driveway again, Mav is already at the door, looking apologetic. Ice gets out the car and hugs him right there on the front porch. "Przepraszam, że krzyczałem." "A volte sono stupida, lo so. Anche voi lo siete - è per questo che siete qui - ma è soprattutto colpa mia." "Posprzątamy to razem, dobrze?" "Non è nulla che non possa essere risolto." "Peace?" "Yeah. That sounds nice."
Slider shakes his head and huffs out a smile. "Große Güte, ihr seid beide riesige Idioten. Wieso hänge ich immer noch mit euch ab?", he shouts out of the window, gets matching birds and some laughs in return and pulls out of the driveway.
I am very sorry, I speak neither polish nor Italian. This was translated by Deepl, which I've heard is quite a good translator, but I don't know whether that's true or not. Feel free to correct me.
Also, for everyone who also doesn't speak those languages, Ice is complaining about Mav leaving his stuff all around the place and Mav thinks Ice is ranting about dishes and insults him a little. Slider just grumbles how stupid they both are. They both apologise in the end and say they can figure it out.
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mrslectermoriarty · 3 months
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Headcanon Series #13
I need Iceman to have a very feral internal weirdo side. I don't know why, but I need him to have one really un-icey thing. Like for example he sometimes listens to a really dark russian death metal or sth like that. You know what I mean. A thing where, whenever someone discovers that, goes like 😶 that's the Iceman I know...!?
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mrslectermoriarty · 5 months
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Headcanon Series #12
Here goes some Stranger Things stuff because I finally watched it yes it broke me so here I give you some Eddie centered Headcanons because that guy is 100% me as a fictional character and I died with him in the Upside Down which makes him a huge inspiration :)
Yes I ship Steddie so fuck off if you don't like it
1. Eddie always humming some metal or rock songs, most times without even realising it (that's how Steve learns all the great bands)
2. When Eddie finally graduates, Hellfire throws him a party and honours him with a framed picture of him and "Hail to thee our infantry, still brave eyond the grave"
3. No but seriously, they definetly honoured him post mortem
4. There is this black stray cat in the neighbourhood who keeps scratching at his door so Eddie feeds it and adopts it eventually
5. He names it Ozzy because it once brought him a dead bat as a present and Eddie still a little uncomfortable around bats almost pees his pants because no way his cat just helped him deal a little better with that trauma
6. Ozzy becomes his mental support animal from then
7. That cat is a little sceptical about the kids at first but as soon as Dustin enters, it won't let go of him because let's be honest Dustin is so Eddie's son
8. Eddie is convinced that Ozzy can read his mind
9. Or that Ozzy is from the Upside Down which freaks him out a little but untill now Ozzy hasn't tried to slaughter him in his sleep so he gets comfortable eventually
10. Eddie and Steve move together in a cute little house
11. Corroded Coffin goes on tour one day and of course Eddie takes Steve with him but the kids (who are no longer kids but it doesn't matter) won't let both of their parents "leave them alone to rot in the town" so they all join and Steve has a little breakdown because ge will end up being a babysitter again and he's not okay with that
12. Of course he is, he loves his children
13. Ozzy can't be left behind and in the end the tour bus is stuffed with people
14. The kids are Corroded Coffin's biggest fans and love to brag about how they know all members personally
15. Eddie doesn't throw his guitar pick during concerts, he hands out dices - just for the flavor
16. He will happily sign anything for you with "The Munson Killer" if you ask him about the homicides during autograph session
17. Yes, his name was cleared by the government pretty fast after the earthquake but people are still a little uncomfortable around him - he takes it with humour
18. Since its the 90s where you can only be subtly gay, Steve and Eddie get pseudo married in Mike and El's yard in autumn after the tour ends - Argyle comes down to Hawkins to be their wedding officiant (they don't regret a single moment during the ceremony, it was hilarious) Robin ist Steve's Maid of Honour and Eddie asks Nancy because honestly, Nancy may have had eyes for Steve for a while when Jonathan was back but she saw the looks Eddie and him exchanged when they thought the other one wasn't watching and that tension so she eventually sat Eddie down and told him to ask Steve out and they kind of bonded over the years after that because in the end there is an understanding among those who love Steve Harrington
19. Steve gifts Eddie Metallica cards as their 'honeymoon' - Eddie cries for half an hour
20. He pays Steve back by slamming adoption papers on the kitchen table on their anniversary in 2006 with the words "You got me everything I could dream of back then. My turn. Bam."
22. Eddie and Steve got properly married in 2014 when same-sex marriage became legal again, surrounded by their three kids and their kids with their own children - "Why do I feel so old, Eddie?" "Because you are old. Now smile for the pictures, Grandpa!"
24. And yes, of course they had very exhausting negotiations about the number of kids they'd have
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mrslectermoriarty · 11 months
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Headcanon Series #9
Topgun AU, Tom Iceman Kazansky has adhd. Hear me out:
Tom always had problems with organising his life. Massive problems.
Prioritising? bad. Time management skills? Barely there. Focus on things? Often hard. Doing more than one thing at a time? Difficult. Restless? Always. And so on and so on.
His adhd was diagnosed at 16 but luckily he didn't have to take meds, which saved his Navy carrer. It also got better when he befriended Slider and they started sharing a housing, because Silder was a pro at all the things Ice struggled with and they became a great team.
Just following orders that were given to him and having the harsh military disciplines had made Ice' life a lot easier to handle. And in the air, it was Ice' responsibility to keep the plane up, Slider coordinated all the other things like communication, navigation and weapons.
Still, during meetings, Ice is easily unfocused and therefore always carries a small notebook and a pen with him to scribble down everything important, so that he can somehow keep his attention where it belongs.
But when he starts Topgun and a certain dark haired goblin enters the room, Ice' adhd decided to hyperfocus on said goblin, stopping the pilot's plans to stay focused before the first lesson had even started, causing Ice to stare at the pilot in front of him, absently fidgeting his pen, not bothering to even click it open.
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I came up with this in driving school cuz I was non-stop spinning my pen and I had to think of Ice doing that in tg86 and I was like #adhdsymptom, so I made this, trying to somehow squeeze adhd into his appearance and behaviour 🫡
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mrslectermoriarty · 1 year
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Headcanon Series #3
The people living in Gotham may be many things, but they are not dumb. Meaning, they went very suspicious, when one of the Wayne family members turns out to have the same white hairstreak as The Red Hood. People begin asking questions and the Internet starts an enormous debate on whether this is a coincidence or not. Some day, Jason then sends out a video message to the world and says the following:
"Hey Internet, it's me, Jason Todd. I heard you think I'm Red Hood cuz of my hair. Well I'm not. Would love to, but no. The thing is; this guy saved my life. There was this incident where my life was in serious danger and Red Hood suddenly showed up and kicked asses, saving me. I couldn't thank him properly cuz that guy disappeared as fast as he came, but I had the idea of like doing this streak to show him my gratitude. That happened a while ago and honestly, I started to like the streak, so I kept it. Looks good and the ladies love it."
People actually believe that. Not everyone of course, but a majority. Also, a trend starts, where people record short videos, telling stories about Red Hood saving them and dyeing themselves white streaks.
Extra: when hearing about the Trend, Jason tears up a little because he never thought that so many people liked Red Hood
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mrslectermoriarty · 11 months
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Headcanon Series #7
Before he fell, Crowley had an angel name, one that he quickly abandoned after becoming a demon.
Aziraphale knows all fallen angels' names, since they were shouted out loud before they got locked out of heaven, but he doesn't know which one formerly belonged to Crowley.
He desperately wants to ask the demon about it, but then one day Aziraphale overhears a conversation between a trans boy and his girlfriend about 'deadnames' and how trans people don't want to be associated with them during and after transition.
And the angel stops wondering about Crowley's angelname. Because it doesn't belong to him anymore. And he loved liked tolarated (?) Crowley for being Crowley the demon, not Crowley the fallen angel.
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mrslectermoriarty · 9 months
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Headcanon Series #11
Pov, the original six Avengers (minus Tony and Bruce) sitting in the living area in the Tower and just chilling, cause they need some vacation from that constant trauma exposure. Tony enters.
"Thor, my Nugget. Tell me more about that asgardian alcohol. Natasha, my Whiskey. You look stunning as ever. How do you do that? I need that moisturiser of yours. Clint. My coffee. I fixed your hearing aides. Steve, my Cheeseburger! You know you can always ask me if you need any art supplies. Now where is my non-fat vegan double choc mocca latte with oatmilk and hazelnut?"
Four disturbed pairs of eyes turn to him.
"No one seen Banner?"
Yeah, so the explanation to the nicknames are actually quiet simple:
Thor is Nugget because they don't exist in Asgard and Thor grew very fond of them.
Natasha is Whiskey because she's strong and can knock you out cold. (Nat also prefers Whisky as an alcoholic drink)
Clint is coffe because he's the only sane one, according to Tony. No crazy business, just a cup of good old black coffe, no sugar, no milk.
Steve became Cheeseburger because Tony loves him most it is the American food and it just made sense.
And Bruce became the non-fat vegan double choc mocca latte with oatmilk and hazelnut, because that coffe order is as complicated as the things Tony and Bruce work on and it's sort of a metaphor for Bruce intelligence and competence.
Yes, it all makes sense in my Tony's head.
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mrslectermoriarty · 1 year
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Headcanon Series #17
Ensign Chekov starts having nightmares of monsters and ghosts hunting and destroying the Enterprise and whenever something odd happens, he’s terribly afraid and needs like two hours to recover from his panic attacks. Everyone’s worried about him and that is when Spock comes up with this weird tv show from two centuries ago called ‘Supernatural’ where two brothers and an angel hunt things.
Jim, totally in love with (Spock) the idea, agrees to stage a little hunt so Chekov can sleep in peace again.
They stop at some random planet and “hire” the hunters. Jim dresses up as Dean cause hot (bi) blonde dude, Spock becomes Castiel (guess why) and Bones is forced to dress up as Sam because he “knows stuff”.
They make Chekov wait in his quarter and film their ‘hunt’, so Chekov can see the ‘successful exorcising’. One crewmember dresses up as a spooky demon and then they photoshop special effects over the video so it really looks like a demon is being fought.
It actually works and Chekov miraculously believes everything, he even asks ‘Cas’ like a hundred questions afterwards and - to Dean’s and Sam’s surprise - the man patiently answers every single one.
Turns out, Spock is quite a Fanboy.
Bonus: And if ‘Dean’ and ‘Cas’ make out in Jim's quarters after the hunt cause “that’s what they’re supposed to do” then nobody ever noticed….
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mrslectermoriarty · 11 months
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Headcanon Series #5
We all know that Dean loves to sing along to his fav songs in the car. Rock classics everyone knows the lyrics to.
But there are the other songs.
Hey Jude, Dust in the Wind, American Pie; stuff like that.
He also sings along to those. But only in private, when no-one else is there. He completely loosens up for this time and just exists, without having to carry the world on his shoulders.
Imagine Cas walking in on Dean and stopping dead in his tracks because Dean has his eyes closed and looks so at peace, and Cas just stands there and admires him for a while and disappears again.
He doesn't acknowledge it until a couple weeks later after a difficult hunt when Dean books a seperate motel room for himself because he needs some space and Cas just follows him and after Dean had opened his second beer, Cas timidly starts humming nothing else matters and Dean raises his head because he doesn't listen to this in public and where else would Cas have heard that???
But when he looks at the angel's face he knows that Cas knows and somehow it's okay. So he just smiles behind the next sip and quietly starts singing and for a while the world is good again, because they can sit opposite of each other and just enjoy this moment.
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mrslectermoriarty · 1 year
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Headcanon Series #2
One time, Sam, Dean and Cas go hunting in Las Vegas.
No need to say that when the monsters were killed, Dean comes up saying “You know, Sammy, once we’re here….” And so they ended up in a casino. Nothing serious, just enjoying a night off.
As we know our Dean, he ends up highly intoxicated and explains gambling to Cas, who is also highly intoxicated (however he managed to do that) and of course the angel is shocked when Dean tells him: “the house always wins, Cas. Always.” The angel places his hand on one of the slots, yells “Justice for humanity!” and e.v.e.r.y single of them turned to the jackpot.
Sam just sits at a bar and watches the two of them, recording embarrassing moments on his phone for later.
Then Gabriel pops out of nowhere and has this huge grin plastered on his face.
“You know, Samwich - once we’re here….”
And this is the story of how Dean and Castiel got married.
Sam hid the certificate.
They don’t know until this day.
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mrslectermoriarty · 1 year
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Headcanon Series #4
When he was younger, Jim Moriarty was an absolute geek. He watched everything he could get in his hands.
Now as Consulting Criminal he doesn’t have much free time, but from time to time he still leans back in his armchair and binges his favourites.
Surprisingly he never gets bored of them, even if he saw them seven times.
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mrslectermoriarty · 1 year
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Headcanon Series #1
Lol, i figured, I could share my ideas with you guys.
Imagine Cas LiTeRaLlY putting Dean and his soul together. Like a Lego Death Star. And Dean got something like ‘scars’ everywhere Cas put his pieces together, you know, and you can’t see them since they’re kinda invisible but Cas memorised every single of them and Dean knows that. Sometimes when Cas stands really close to him, Dean can like feel them. Cas sometimes even touches one of them by accident, like on his hand, or his head or whatever. And then the fragile line will start to glow in a golden tone for a short while. Not much, but Dean can see it and Cas can see it.
So imagine Cas doing it on purpose. Dean has one of his dark days, ya know, and Cas appears and gently places a hand on the centre of Deans chest, where many lines connect. So the moment he touches Dean, all those connected lines start to glow and Cas says dead serious: „Even glowsticks had to break, so they could shine.“
Dean doesn’t know whether to laugh or cry.
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