'Not even Hell will stop the Wrath of a retired Angel'
My hc is that Hell decided to yoink themselves one (1) retired demon to extract information or enact whatever revenge they seem fit for the whole bathtub debacle. What they hadn't account for was that a certain Angel, who is know to be quite territorial about the things he loves, would do anything to find their husband after weeks of missed calls.
Well, once he does which might have included summoning and trapping a very frightened and confused demon and pressing them very politely for information (after Heaven was useless as always), he comes up with a plan.
One might say Aziraphale was quite disgruntled, positively seething, maybe even willing to give smiting a try after finding out demons had abducted their partner.
So, filled with the wrath of God and being judt enough of a bastard to be worth knowing he decided the best course of actions is, of course, passive agressive diplomacy. I mean the demons don't know that he isn't actually immune to Hellfire and noone would be stupid enough to try the main entrance, so noone would actually expect an Angel to just waltz into the place like they own it.
Those demons certainly aren't immune to an Angel's Divine Intervention (of the lethal variety) and Aziraphale be damned if he didn't at least try and get their partner out of this in the most idiotically genius way.
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The Batkids: *all sitting on the floor huddled around a phone*
Bruce, walking up: What are you guys doing?
Tim: We're playing a new game. Its like truth or dare, except it is only dare, and all the dares are decided by a random word generator set for verbs, if we need more context we can randomly generate a noun too. Here, Steph is next, watch.
Steph: *clicks the generate a word button* 'appreciate'? *Clicks for a noun* 'Scene'? Am I supposed to go to a play? Look at the top of a mountain?
Damian: you have to get to the top of the hill, adequately appreciate the scene, and get back before your next turn, otherwise you are out
Steph: *gets up and runs out of the house*
Jason: My turn *presses the randomly generate a word button* Request *presses to randomly select a noun* cookies. Fuck yes! Alfred!
Cass, soaking wet, signing: not fair
Bruce: hey, I saw Dick's car out front, where is he?
Duke: he got 'vanish'
Tim: Still better than that time Jason got 'die'
Damian: me next, 'read'
Jason, walking in with a plate full of cookies: you gotta read and finish Pride and Prejudice before your next turn.
Damian: That's impossible! Without Dick that is only 5 people before me.
Tim: Impossible if you sit here complaining. Better hop to it.
Damian: *running to the library*
Duke, stealing a cookie: you wanna try, Bruce?
Bruce: maybe just once *clicks the button* 'grin'
Tim: Batman has to smile for an entire day fighting bad guys and dealing with the Justice League
Bruce: I don't like this game
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The way skk can basically talk withojut talking makes the whole mersault thing so hilarious because even though fyodor was trying to play off as he was controlling chuuya (???) U know he felt like they were third wheeling him. Hes like heh your shallow bond meanwhile they're laughing together at an inside joke from 5 years ago without even speaking or reacting
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[WIP] Not even Hell will stop an Angel from getting to their husband.
Honestly, I think I'm gonna cry. A WIP I started yesterday and have had to redo so much. I hope I can get it finished by tomorrow. The first time in a very long time I even tried to do some perspective/ background and I'm very proud of myself ngl.
I had a headcanon around Aziraphale marching into Hell, fueled by the Wrath of God, looking for their missing husband.
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okay, but where's my steddie AU where steve wants to learn to play guitar to impress a girl he's infatuated with and he remembers that munson kid was always hanging up posters for his weird band at school, so he hikes out to eddie's usual dealing spot behind the track and asks (with far less groveling than he really should have) if eddie will teach him how to play, and obviously eddie says no because why would he want to help king steve, but of course, steve offers to pay him, $20 a week, and well, that's the kind of get-the-hell-out-of-this-shithole-town cash eddie really can't afford to refuse, so fine, he'll teach steve to play and they'll spend inordinate amounts of time together tucked away in eddie's room and they'll start to see that they have more in common than they thought and that they kind of had each other all wrong, and eddie will put his hand over steve's to help him get the placement for a tricky chord and it totally won't awaken anything in either of them?? where is it??
edit: i started writing it
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Boston IS the worst
Boston has never intended to play nice. Not even for a second.
Every look he gave during the last part of episode five was just him getting more upset.
He was waiting for his moment to pounce.
Everyone was so happy, yet Boston was irritated.
Then he found his moment. He didn't say Ray likes Sand. No. He said Sand likes Ray, and that it was so obvious ("I can tell")
He targeted Sand by suggesting that he would like Ray for superficial reasons - looks and money.
If coming from anyone else, that would have seemed playful, but knowing Boston had sat there that entire time observing them with disgust, it seems more like he was implying Sand is a gold digger.
And Sand actually doesn't look too pleased being put on the spot.
Sand doesn't react the way Boston wants, and he looks bothered.
Look at the pissed-off way Boston keeps looking at Nick whenever Nick encourages the happy vibe.
And when the boys are distracted with flirting about kisses
That's when Boston went for the jugular. He removed Nick from him, leaned forward, and unleashed his venom.
This is the first time he smiled since they had been sitting there. THIS line is where he smiles.
And he keeps smiling. Even as everyone else's demeanor changes, Boston is almost giddy.
The total number of people who have said Boston is trash is now four: Ray, Chuem, Top, Sand.
I think it's time some of you start to believe it.
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