On: *shows card* Ace of Spades!

Hong: *throws UNO card* +4

Raon: *shows a Pokémon card* Pikachu, I choose you!

Cale: ...what are you playing?

You can't tell me glam wouldn't be an ICON of a gay alley, even though he'd be a confused one-

If one of his sons came out as gay, he'd give them a welcoming basket with violets, RuPaul DVD, and fucking laxatives, He'd 100% dress up as a chick and do drag for Dee's mlp fantasies as a little kid without even knowing what tf highlighter is, he'd go to a gay bar and get the spare condoms that the one himbo gave him, in his pocket, and throw on the ground like its fucking confetti, he'd buy his BI wife a "I love women" shirt for shits and giggles, he is the embodiment of confused alley, "he's lost but he got the right spirit" energy we neeeeddd

AND I REFUSE TO THINK OTHERWISE

D U C K

Aww thanks (๑•ᴗ•๑)♡

She'll let them sit on her head and also give them a butterfly accessories that she summoned

sHHHUSH! You gotta face it your a total Emo. But it’s ok pookie we can be depresso expresso together 🤭

NO!! I AM NOT EMO!!

DO I LOOK RED AND FURRY TO YOU?? DO I SING THE ALPHABET??

NO!! NEVER TELL ME I'M EMO AGAIN!!

running with a knife is dangerous

Jaskier: Geralt, why is Ciri digging a hole outside?

Geralt: She's grounded

Jaskier: What's that got to do with yard work?

Geralt: How else is she going to get in the ground?

Jaskier:

Cody *staring at Rex affectionately*: You stupid bitch.

Rex *face scrunched*: Pardon?

Cody *raises a brow*: You heard me.

He is. Confused. Also haha! James is drawing again! Or well- Trying!

i like ur scars. :)

-love, saeyo. <3

Huh?

I appreciate it.

*looks up at Odious* It's been a year daddy I really really miss you, please come back

"... Why are people trying to unbutton your shirt, Luci?"

@ducktastic-dad

❝ freaky furry-wax threesome ... huh, haven't heard of that one before. ❞

Hey Simon, how does it feel to be number 29 on my simp list?

[... On your what?]

"Clear your calendar, we're busy for the next few hours."

@zoomingupthathill

📏 + 6’4” … madeline is tall 👀

Send me 📏 + your muses height and I'll compare them to mine! ;; @amreality

Bugs when you lift up a rock: