#he's a fuckin' menace
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the absolute mess of plushie stuffing you find all over your room after octo könig finds the other octo plushies.. sigh
and you can't do anything about it :( other than cleaning all the questionably destroyed plushies... you'll have to deal with him, being more clingy than ever :(
octo!konig who thinks that he's not enough— but then again, as long as he can destroy all the little annoying plushies (who's got absolutely nothing to do with him, he's just possessive) then he's happy! well, nevermind the fact that he doesn't let you go anywhere unless he's attached to you because what if you buy another plushie again?? :(
better promise him he's the only one you fancy :(
anywho, credits to @frogchiro for bringing octo!konig to life, i absolutely adore you.
#he's your annoying little shit#he's a fuckin' menace#octo!konig#konig x reader#konig mw2#konig cod#konig#konig x you#konig call of duty
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I saw minus one and immediately had to draw godzilla
#this movie was wild#it was amazing#loved godzillas design for it too#sm like the og godzilla#hes a fuckin menace i loved it#i wanna draw the humans as well soon#cuz they were pretty captivating as characters#godzilla#godzilla minus one#godzilla minus 1#my art
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“kupo!!”
#fuckin lookin like he stuck his wet paws in a fuckin electrical socket lmfao#my lil menace Moogle boi#(if you haven’t seen the updates-I have changed this lil guys name from Arthas to Moogle#bc he. he looks like. he’s just Moogle okay. lmao)
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fucking cackling~🎃
#mikey backing up bc he’s probably next in the frank iero injury list#two down one to go bitch#i love them#mikey and his stupid ass pin straightened hair#probably has that ridiculous single spike in the middle of his face#what a stupid fuckin cutie pie#then frank being a menace#mikey fucking way#mikey way#mikey way saturday#frnkiebby#frank iero#mcr#frnkiero#mcrmy#frnkie#mcr5#my chemical romance#my chem#ilhsm
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You and Hawks on a covert stealth mission together, since both your quirks complement each others almost too well. You feel it. He feels it. It's impossible to ignore-
Then things get dicey; some low level grunts making the rounds and walking around the corner. Hawks reacts instantly, as if he's operating on autopilot- grabbing you by the elbow and pushing you into the closest closet he can find
But his wings are so big and the closet is so small... of course he has no choice but to press you up against the wall. For a brief moment, Hawks is shielding you from any form of harm, while caging you in at the same time
Your first instinct is to bristle up in embarrassment; he's just too. Fucking. Close. But the moment you open your mouth to ask him 'What the hell are you doing!?' he's covering your mouth with one of those gloved palms. He brings his free hand up to his own lips and whispers a hushed 'shhh' as the two grunts meander drunkenly past the closet
Even when they're gone, Hawks' shoulders don't loosen up; he's got a new problem now... he kinda likes the feeling of pushing your body up against a wall, even if it was a little cramped in there
imagine: me, poking my head around the corner, foaming at the mouth
THIS. IS. MY. SHIT.
teaming up with hawks works so well for both of you. his speed compliments your strength, something he's admitted lacking. but together you make a strong team, knocking out missions thoroughly and quickly. the hspc had no choice but to teak you two up, nobody works together as wee as you two.
if only they knew about the cloying sexual tension that you and hawks are much too stubborn to act on.
you're both bickering with each other over stupid shit, hawks arguing that chicken is the best food ever, hands down (while you have other preferences), when both stop dead in your tracks.
you've been sent to scope out a building before a raid, lurking in the shadows, undetected to the enemy, when you both hear drunken laughter and a pair of unsteady footsteps approaching.
"are these people for real?" you can't help but whisper, and just as you go to poke your head around the corner, hawks grabs you by the waist and drags you backward.
the fucker drags you into a dark, cramped supply closet to hide when you easily could've taken down whatever drunk idiots that were meandering around outside.
the hair on the back of your neck stands up, and your skin prickles with annoyance. he's so close - chest pressed firmly against yours, and his wings, which occupy at least 80% of the space, are tucked around you like a shield while he tilts his head to listen through the door, oblivious to your discomfort.
and just as you're about to pitch a fit, reaching up and grab him by the shoulder, he throws a gloved hand over your lips and stares at you. there's a gleam of light coming through a crack in the door and it reflects off of his eyes, his amber irises much more terrifying in the dark than they are in daylight.
he brings a finger to his lips, motioning for you to stay quiet.
the two idiots outside linger, hooting and hollering in the hallway, just a few feet away from the door, and with each passing second your irritation boils. not so much with the fact that they're out there, but the fact that hawks has you pressed up against the wall of the closet, the hard line of his chest pressed so firmly to yours, and his thigh pushing into the space between your legs.
he rustles slightly, and the friction between your thighs causes you to hiss. he turns his attention away from the door once more and peers at you in question, annoyed that you keep making noise, only to look down and see the problem for himself.
the cheeky bastard just looks back up at you with a smirk.
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a few weeks later, you're teamed up again, this time fighting some assholes who are having a little too much fun setting explosions off in the downtown area.
you've managed to subdue one of the villains while hawks flies overhead, preoccupied with evacuating a damaged apartment building.
you tune into your comms as you slap a set of handcuffs over the villain's wrists, unheeding to the absolute hissy-fit the assailant is throwing below you.
"let me know when you get that building cleared. first guy is about to get shipped off, the other one's hiding out somewhere nearby,"
the comm crackles before hawks' voice comes through, much too chipper for your liking this early in the morning.
"maybe your imposing demeanor scared him off. you aren't exactly a morning person, chickadee," he teases, and you swear you can see the playful smirk he's sporting.
you yank the villain to his feet and push him forward toward the swat team that's on standby, once again ignoring his protests.
"not everyone has the energy to spew sunshine and rainbows out of their assholes at 8 o'clock in the morning, hawks."
he laughs brightly over the comms, "yeah, yeah. almost done, here."
you ditch the first villain with the swat team and turn around, heading back in the direction you came from, when a line of consecutive explosions rapidly go off to your right, heading straight for you. you brace yourself for the worst, but suddenly you're flying through the air before colliding with a wall and landing on the ground.
the impact knocks the wind out of you and you cough, caught in a daze as smoke hazes around you. and when you blink through the confusion you realize there's a weight on top of you, pinning you to the ground.
hawks is crouched above you, leaning in low, with his wings spread out in what you guess is either a protective or predatorial stance. he leans back just enough to get a good look at you, a shit-eating grin on his face.
"we've gotta stop meeting like this," he muses; entertained.
you shove at his shoulder and he laughs. "you say that, hawks, but i'm beginning to think you like pinning me up against things."
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a month later you aren't actually teamed up on a mission, but attending a ceremony for newly recruited heroes. you stick by each other's sides, set to be a prime example of how hero-duos are supposed to work together - basically eye-candy for the commission to gain clout.
you will admit, you've had a few drinks to take the edge off, and hawks had resorted to being your babysitter this time around.
the speeches are over with and it's social hour, the new recruits making their rounds with their agencies; seasoned pro-heros glad to finally have a moment of free time on their hands.
you finish your glass of champagne and sigh, staring off into the crowd.
"don't get me wrong, i like working with you. but why do we have to be bait for the commission's schemes?" you mutter, tugging at the shoulder of your tailored dress.
hawks reaches forward and takes your empty glass, setting it down on the table you're standing next to.
"probably because we look good together," he inclines, brushing your hand from your shoulder and adjusting the strap of your dress for you. he smooths the fabric down beneath his fingers and moves to adjust the other strap, doing the same until it lays even against your skin.
you cast your gaze to the side, avoiding him, as your cheeks flush.
"not our fault we're good looking.." you mumble.
you've definitely piqued his curiosity, and damn you for letting the alcohol talk.
"you think i'm good looking, huh?" he taunts, leaning in to catch your gaze. you roll your eyes and shove at his shoulder.
"i mean, you've pinned me up against so many surfaces that i've gotten a close enough look. i don't think my eyes would deceive me, hawks."
he laughs. "i'm glad it finally paid off, then. shall we show them what two, deliciously good looking people are capable of on the dancefloor?"
"watch it. you're biting off more than you can chew, pretty bird."
#i... really dont know what this is#idk what i created#my brain was just spewing words bc no thoughts head empty#but yes#hawks pinning us against things???#with his big... intimidating wings...#and that glint in his eyes...#😤😤😤#consider me scared AND h*rny your honour#he'd turn it into a fuckin game too#like oops#let me reach for this item next to real quick *basically kabedons you to the newrest surface*#he is a MENACE ur honour#keigo takami#hawks#bnha hawks#bnha keigo takami#keigo takami x reader#hawks x reader#ky writes#keigo takami headcanons#mha hawks#anyway 100000% kudos to anon#ur idea was immaculate#my brain just trailed off bc birdboy make brain go brrrr
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Just remembered independent plants don't need to eat or drink to survive which makes Vash stealing Wolfwood's (and Meryl's) food and being grumpy over Wolfwood drinking his water so much funnier. He's just out there causing problems for no reason other than he's just a bit of a bitch sometimes and I love him.
#this fucking guy i swear#he is aggressively stealing spaghetti and running off to make Wolfwood pay the bill just because he's a bit of a menace like that#wolfwood is literally dying of thirst (which is super extreme given his regenerative abilities) and this blond fuckin bitch starts whining#about his water being gone#hes such a ass when he knows it'll be fine#i know im mixing 3 different canons here but shhhh#vashwood#vash the stampede#trigun#can you imagine how pissed wolfwood would be when he found out
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All Might: [sneezes]
Aizawa:
All Might: you're not even going to say 'bless you'?
Aizawa: I'm sitting right here, you've clearly been blessed
#mha aizawa#aizawa shota#eraserhead#hes a menace#but we all knew that#we fuckin love feral quirk man#at least i do#raise your hand if you also love feral quirk man#all might#yagi toshinori#:3#boku no hero academia#bnha#mha#my hero academia#funny#incorrect bnha quotes#incorrect bnha#aizawa shouta
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if vin's gonna annihilate the local bird population he's gonna hafta wear one of these on outside adventures
He should still be put in the cat collar tbh
#he's a fuckin menace#myart#my art#my ocs#vin#asks#THANKU FRIEND THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD I SAVED THE EDIT TO MY PHONE IMMEDIATELY#i had to draw a response
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Guys don't let the media lie to you I'm not obsessed with this monkey I'm not I'm nOT FAKE NEWS!!!!! ITS ALL A GODDAMN LIE!!!!!!!!
#RIPPING APART THE FURNITURE WITH MY TEETH WHAT IS FUCKING HAPPENING TO MEEEEE!!!!!!!!#ITS SOOOOOOO BAD YOU GUYS ITS SOOOO SOOOO FUCKING BAD#DEADASS IN AN EPISODE HE WASNT EVEN IN THEY JUST SHOW HIS FUCKIN VOLCANO LAIR FROM AFAR AND I GOT EXCITED#I PERKED UP LIKE A FUCKIN DOG I WENT 🟤W🟤#AND WE FINALLY GOT TO AN EPISODE HE'S IN AND HHRR. HRRRRK. HRJRBRJRNKDHXSJBDBCAAAAAAAAAAA#I LOOOOOOVE THE SILLY EXTRA ELABORATE WAY HE TALKS I LOVE HOW GOOFY HE CAN BE#AND I ESPECIALLY LOVE WHEN HE'S AN ACTUAL THREAT. A LEGIT MENACE. OUH IM GONNA BE SICK#I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED TO BE THE SUNSHINE TO HIS GRUMP RIGHT!!! NOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!#........ i should state for the record i have been up since 4am btw. abt 20 hours now#which i would use as an excuse to say this all means nothing but not. no it definitely does 😔😔😔#in fact it means.... everything 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺#OK BYE#ruby rambles#🧬.crsh
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So uh... I believe I promised some lewds last night >w>
SO with @driftingmoonmenace blessing, I offer the Safe version...
And a link to the S p i c y version uwu
This was... WAY too much fun to work on. And now I need a nice cold shower.
And to be clear, There be DICKS in the link, but it goes to the sfw version first and then the naughty down below it~
Dead doves as they say
#Eclipse#Sun#Moon#Club AU#I can not look directly at the bastard mans face too long#o no hes hot#i am having some feelings about my own art#also it was REALLY FUN lowkey ganking Menac's style#cause that is a LOOK#and I'm chalking it up to their AHEM upgrades to better serve at the club#yes#many upgrades#Many many upgrades#I would go bankrupt here and I'm not even sorry#cw suggestive#tw suggestive#This one goes out to that one tumblr user that asked what the fuck is wrong with me and deleted their comment#because baby#if I could fuckin explain half of it i dont think i'd have nearly as much fun as I do#feral scribbles
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sympathies go out to people who were into paranoid DJ's songs during the 4 year gap and thought of Valentino as having this super mean, dark, gravelly voice but the contrast between that and joel perez's beautifully queer-accented code-switching mood-ring roller coaster of a voice is so funny
#paranoid dj valentino should drop a verse on a joel perez valentino song i think#valentino hazbin hotel#happy days in hell (hazbin tag)#fuckin LOVE joel perez's take on when Valentino is menacing... how he just goes so smooth and dark in tone#and sometimes raises his voice or snarls but just as much sounds... almost detached? indifferent/cold?#(his delivery of some lines during the dressing room scene... not to mention less directly menacing but#his delivery of 'you think you can change? addict trash like you can't change. i'll see you soon baby' lives in my head rent free)#paranoid dj val is so fun though I've had Hooked on repeat#(and the interlude with him and Vox in Eyes on Me is.... kind of ho--*i am dragged offstage*)
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i know nothing about them but i would die for that blonde vampire guy 😳
Though vampire coded, he is regrettably not a vampire. At least, not in Trinity he isn't.
#asavi#ask#anon#oc#oc art#doodles#hes just a FREAK who likes the taste of blood#completely human just a fuckin freak#i love him dearly hes a menace to society
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at this point i'm just an infomercial person trying to sell you goblin content i'd say i'm sorry but i'm not
#dungeons and dragons#dnd character#dnd goblin#dnd half orc#rhami gets to have a tag cause he shows up twice and i love him#god i fucking love drawing rip hes such a menace to society#just a fuckin unhinged little shit#tic tried so hard to reason with him and play nice but damn that bit him in the ass later#cannot fuckin' wait for them to interact again for what might be the last time cause#man these two are a literal time bomb waiting to happen#they should not have been separated! that was not a good move!#nez you dumbass you fucked up the time goblin and now shits fucked!#anyway i love them all i need to doodle tics friends more often#rhami gets the most doodles cause that's tics bestie
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X is for X-Eyes
honestly what a fuckin cutie~🎃
#look at that innocent face#a sweet innocent angel baby#the sweetest#this sewer rat cryptid has never done#—#sorry i can’t do that anymore#he’s a fuckin menace to society#and i love him#FellowWhore Appreciation Day#follower milestone#frnkiebby#frank iero#mcr#frnkiero#mcrmy#frnkie#mcr5#my chemical romance#my chem#ilhsm
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Hello, im wehaveagathering from my main blog, im kind of obsessed with your hockey poetry edits and I think your blog is great! I guess I kind of have a dumb question, where do you find the images you use for your edits? Did you say Getty in your tags?? I’ve gotten into making icons recently (and i have ideas for poetry edits hrrrghhh) but it’s hard to find high res images. Thanks for your time and I hope you have a nice day :)
first of all thank you so much 🥹 and second that’s absolutely not a dumb question!! i do pull a lot of images from getty and i’ll also download pictures from sports articles (i got a lot of the hugheses pictures from online access articles, for example), or sometimes from instagram/facebook/twitter if an account is public. freely admitting that i am not technologically advanced? inclined? in the slightest here, but the image editing software that you use and how you import/export photos with it makes a difference in the quality of them as well!
if you haven’t seen them yet, i would also recommend checking out @simmyfrobby @national-hockey-lesbian @hauntedppgpaints @tapedsleeves @starscelly and @captainbradmarchand’s blogs just off the top of my head!!! they might know more places to get high res images and also i love their work 💕🫶
#sorry can’t type hands all butterfly hearts i’m just out here like 🥰🥰🥰🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭💕💕💕#@ everyone i tagged ty i love you i hope you don’t mind the tag 😘 also i KNOW i am unintentionally forgetting people so tag them at will#forgive me i am eepy. we are running on <4 hours of sleep and over 18 hours awake 🫡#liv in the replies#join the club!!! join the club!!!!! we love the hockey poetry edits!!!!!! i’m so excited to see what you create!!!!! :)))))#the process of me finding images is very much like. either i have a vision in my head and i troll getty looking for it or my screenshots#if i know i have one l m a o but either way i am always 68 pages deep in a hyper specific search labeling my photos like ‘ohHHH buddy’#‘menace 1 abd 2’ ‘but he’s not a cup winner’ ‘ohhhh the nolpat media scrums are rich earth’#‘because WILLY WON’T CUT HIS HAIR’ ‘deJA FUCKIN MILK BAYBE’ ‘is it truly sn edit if u don’t find a devastating baby pic’ ‘yes MF last line’#and so forth. like. glad it’s comprehensible to ME but if anyone else ever tried to use these photos based on file name alone i am so sorry#also i forget that y’all can’t see all of the metadata notes on photos to know where they’re from :/ i gotta be better abt making it clear#also on the note about image quality i just need to state for the record i am so photoshop whatever illiterate.#i learn one (1) new trick on GIMP a year maybe two if i am lucky & no i have never figured out consistent sizing 🫡 but the one hack for res#i HAVE figured out is that when i do edits i usually make a whole doc w/the poem lined up on it (helps me keep somewhat consistent sizing)#and then i export that document as a pdf and edit the pdf in the software instead of trying to screencap or jpeg or anything. PDF quality >#that is probably so convoluted lol if anyone has tips please lmk i am always learning#ANYWAY. rambling u did not ask for but is inherent to Me.#have a great day too!!!!! you literally made mine so 💕😭#wehaveagathering#indecisor
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ways my emotional support cat has emotionally supported me thus far:
-got the zoomies while I was crying and distracted me by being fucking goofy
-found a bottle of Lexapro that had rolled under my bed (after he knocked it off my nightstand, but he did find it)
-crawled up on my shoulders like a parrot, preventing me from getting any work done (benefit unclear), pic related
-whined like a little baby when I wouldn't let him bite my face (???)
-REFUSES to let me piss without supervision (the bathroom door doesn't close all the way sometimes and he just bonks into it until it opens)
-forces me to get out of bed and bothers me relentlessly when I don't (this one actually is really helpful)
-does this:
#his official esa status is pending with the university but since we live in family housing and not the dorms now theyve been chill#like. they let toddlers live here they can handle a more or less well behaved cat#hes well behaved in the sense hes not destructive at least. he is kind of a little menace though#see above wrt biting me on the nose#we looked up why he does that- apparently some cats give love bites bc theyre trying to groom you like another cat#and the solution is to hiss and meow like a sad injured kitten so he thinks he bit too hard and stops doing it#but the problem with mr man over here#is that when you do that#he will lick you as an apology (insert picture ''a tiny apology'') and then bite you again but softer#rinse and repeat until he gets huffy that you dont want to be bitten#and goes and sits across the room to gaze at you scornfulky#so thats why we have to kick him out of our room at night#hes like the 5th cat ive had in my life and the only one that does this#granted of the other 4. 2 were feral rescue kittens who were middle age by the time i was even born#and the other 2 we adopted when i was like 9 so they were mostly trained by my mom#who runs a TIGHT fuckin ship#anyway hes the loviest little baby boy ever#cult classic alias booboo
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