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latimeria-fell-from-heaven · 6 months

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UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH lots of operators i can see being yans in arknights (in fact each of them actually has the potential with how fucked up Terra is LMAO) but the ones that come at the top of my head are: Tequila, Enforcer, Executor, literally any Sankta character (HEAR ME OUT THE SANKTA CHARACTERS HAVE SO MUCH YAN POTENTIAL ESP CAUSE OF THEIR WEIRD MINDHIVE THING) Also see: Any Sarkaz character, etc.

honestly, you are SO right. given just how utterly fucked up terra is and how far some individuals are willing to go in this godforsaken planet, it wouldn't be surprising to see one of the characters just snap and latch onto someone who can give them mental stability. and if that someone was the doctor.

tequila has been living with festering hatred and pent-up emotions for god knows how long, and he sure as hell isn't gonna be dealing with them in a healthy way any goddamn time soon. he isn't afraid to stain his blade red if it means keeping you by his side, though a simple glare will often get the job done nicely. tequila presents himself as the ultimate boyfriend material to you; funny, charismatic, easy-going, anything that blindsides you to his true demeanor. he ups the charm, doing anything to woo you and earn your affections with a sweet smile. and of course, even more boiling jealousy is added to that rotting pile of emotions he buries, as the thought of anyone else touching you that isn't him has tequila feel worse than any hangover in dossoles could ever possibly make him feel.

enforcer seems like a curious pick, since he's pretty chill and wholesome for the most part and is shown to have a cozy relationship with the doctor. but then again, he does give the doctor a nice warm cup of bitter coffee when he's aiding with the large stacks of paperwork. so who could say that the unusual bitterness was simply enforcer spiking the drink; he could just say that he remembers how bitter you liked your coffee last time, so he went out and bought new coffee beans, just for you. enforcer likes it when you've passed out after chugging the hot beverage down, expression soft and peaceful even when he's gently touching and tracing your skin. he muses that you are far too trusting.

ngl, executor would make for a very interesting yandere, especially bc he does not seem to understand love or emotions, but we do see that his alter actually has him growing and understanding people's emotions. but he's fucking terrifying when you think about it, like he has no qualms in killing someone just to accomplish his mission and is horrifyingly determined to do what he needs to do, even if he could possibly die. executor could kill someone he deems to be a rival, and while he would acknowledge that their death will indeed wear you down, he's still apathetic enough to just brush it off. he doesn't care about them, nor anyone else. executor only cares about the way you make his chest feel strange, and why it makes him feel so good.

and honestly yeah, any of the sarkaz fit the bill, since they're heavily discriminated against in terra and treated worse if they're infected. flamebringer is a nice and obvious pick bc of how complicated his relationship with the doctor is. he lives for bloodshed and battles, so what's really stopping him from getting rid of anyone he deems to be in the way?

#lati speaks #exusiai my wifey i love her sm. she was my first 6 star <33 #the sankta lore is fucking insane man. that's some biblically accurate angel shit right there #i love flamebringer i even built his ass in the game even though he sucks bc he's my bbg <33 #i'm sorry if the writing is weird. i'm writing this at like 3 am i'm so tired

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byakuyasdarling · 8 months

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Mmm, my baba <3

#I did the initial sketch in my full style traditionally back in January (ish) ? now I’m doing it in a diffeeent style digitally :)#stoic man needs soft wifey to hold him otherwise he explodes #she loves putting flowers in his hair :) he wouldn’t let anyone see him like that publicslly though #he needs softness. he is breaking the expectations of the patriarchal mould that’s harmed him so much ;;he can’t fully move away from it -#- ever. but he can accept more softness and stereotypical feminine thumbs in his life to cal #*things #*calm and soothe him <3 this is so silly omg #he loves her so much ;;;

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ratatoast · 9 months

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I love Haley with all my heart, but Sebastian... wowie

#im not man enough to get divorced though lol #i wish being poly was an option in the game #he's so babygirl #i could never leave my wifey though #stardew valley #sdv haley #sdv sebastian

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cold-heart-warm-writings · 1 year

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Imagine decorating your apartment for the winter holidays with Mikey.

You’ve been feeling a bit down and stressed between school and general life happenings, and have been struggling to feel the holiday spirit permeating from every store and winter market. Mikey was worried. You were always there for him, and he hated seeing you upset and stressed. His natural resolution?

Kidnapping. Kidnapping for a date that is. He took you to pick out a Christmas tree. At first you wanted to complain about the cold, but then he pulled out matching hats and scarves he’d seen, and found a stand that sold hot chocolate and hot cider. He bought one of each so you wouldn’t have to spend any energy on making a decision. Mikey knew you already overwhelmed from making so many other decisions, he thought trying to choose one hot drink might push you over the edge (it wouldn’t have… or so you tell yourself).

You brought up that if he was worried about you making a decision over hot drinks, what about having to make a far more important decision of finding the perfect tree? Wasn’t that an even harder decision? Mikey’s brain buffered for a full minute before he went “Well…” And headed back to the car he had stolen rented (there’s no way a tree would’ve fit on the back of his bike). You laughed and intertwined your arm with his as you walked up and down the aisles of available trees.

Finally, you found the perfect tree, a cute stout one, with a nice top for a star. “Good thing I have a ladder so I can place you up there.” Mikey cheesed. Upon setting the tree up in your apartment, you went about decorating the tree. Emma had helped Mikey think of various activities for this big date, and helped him plan out the finer details. They’d picked out a few ornaments pre-made from the store, and also picked out a few ornament making kits. Mikey didn’t have many crafts that he’d made as a kid, so you both found special meaning and happiness in creating ornaments together.

Of course, no date is complete without snacks. Two gingerbread house kits and a cookie decorating kit also appeared out of some hidden corner. When you looked at Mikey incredulously, he responded with a simple “the car can hold a lot,” and you secretly wished he would always drive a car. You blasted Christmas music, created your own music video for Mariah Carey’s All I Want for Christmas is You, and enjoyed warm cookies, fresh out of the oven.

To round off the night, you both cuddled on the couch while watching your favorite Christmas movie, perfectly content and once again at peace. The distraction from your stress and reminder that at the end of the day, Mikey would always love you and think you were one of the most brilliant people he knew, helped you feel like no matter what the next day might bring, you would get through it.

#mikeys wifey #my brain shut off halfway through #sorry about the rushed ending but i wanted something to cheer you up :)\(#***:(#I also know that you really want a studying thing and I WIIIILL do that... eventually... like ive been saying for the past month... whelp #anyways i think it'd be cute to make decorations with mikey #though i could also see him getting bored 5 minutes in and just wanting to cuddle you on the couch because he's a bit lazy like that #<3 #mikey #mikey x y/n #Manjiro #manjiro sano #manjirou x reader #sano manjiro #jesUS how many mikey tags are tehre #there #tokyo revengers #tok rev

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moss-flesh · 8 months

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thinking about wyll….

#did u know he is so handsome and kind and funny #did u know this #poor meow meow….. my heroic button #im excited to romance him i think itll be so sweet #though i rlly like when my characters contrast so im trying to figure out who i should put him with #possibly…. a rogue !!????#son of a duke and his wild charlatan wifey???#its an option #bg3 spoilers #just a bit

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silvreflames · 1 year

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things you'll be hard pressed to learn about nesta from nesta so i am telling you, pt 1:

the grooming she was made to endure at the hands of her own mother to prepare her for marriage, first in the hopes of securing her family's place in society and then in saving her family from poverty

#aka phase one in the death of an openly soft-hearted nesta #her mother did everything in her power to shape nesta into ~wifey material~ at the expense of a healthy relationship with her daughter #and also at the detriment to said daughter #and as much as nesta had been taught that her only worth was what she could do for others #particularly her family but also for men (i.e. a future husband).#in some ways. there is freedom in fulfilling this sense of duty that was practically beaten into her from a very young age #if she can just save her family. if she can protect her sisters.#nesta was to be the 'breeding mare' of her family. that was what she was raised to be. in order to take care of her sisters #to save them from the fate of a loveless marriage of a cruel husband of the scorn of her parents and of society #and when she failed again and again to be successful in securing this future for all of them #she was subjected to her mother's ire. her father's disdain. her sisters' unspoken disappointment.#the last thing her mother said to her before she died was that she was born wrong.#that she was a waste.#and then every person she met after that said essentially the same thing in one way or another #and i think that this is the exact way that nesta views herself #privately of course though it wouldn't be difficult to see this if anyone bothered to pay attention #and even though she is no longer shackled to the human's way of life and those societal expectations attached to it #she still upholds the expectation that she must be the one who sacrifices in order to keep her sisters safe #that's why she hated rh.ysand [disgust]. because he took away f.eyre's choice which meant that nesta didn't keep her sister safe #she was made fae and humans hate fae and there was no chance she could save her family #i have a lot to say about the misogyny that is rampant in this stupid series but it's also deeply connected to who nesta is as a person #why she is the way she is #and how i will use it to unwrap her. to see her through her healing process.#desperately desperately itching for an emerie. for a gwyn. perhaps i will drabble some things to make up for it #they are so integral to nesta's growth and healing #a sisterhood that chose her and that she chose #one that she can love right because she never could with her blood sisters #emerie and gwyn love nesta so much just the way she is and i love them too for it!!!!!!!!!!

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silverselfshippingchaos · 11 months

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he really said that 💀💀💀 what a man 😍

#have i already posted this clip? idfk man it's 6am gimme a fucking break /lh LMAO #ahsjkahs he's so sassy sometimes 👉👈 it's really funny and adorable and cute.. and extremely attractive-#also he's so strong!!!#i think about him all the time sjdhsjdh i cant wait to play x.enoblade all day #... after i drag myself out of hed #*bed #last night i had a great night! im just.. so tired...#closing night of a musical! we all hugged and laughed and cried and posed and took pictures and all that and it was so wholesome #but.. so much singing and dancing.. almost every day.. and we kinda went all out yesterday- my body is so sore LMAO i dont wanna get up!!#but hey... dont gotta get up when i'm snuggling d.unban yeah?#my plushie of my wifey a.qua also sits on my bed every night so it's so nice to wake up and see her there! i love her sooooooooo much!!!!!#point is. d.unban is the best sjdhsjdj he's strong and loyal and brave and funny and sooooo handsome!!!#he's my newest f/o but he's the only thing on my mind always!#also.. since im all sleepy... his chest makes for a really nice pillow #i refuse to put a shirt on him in my file because. um. hahahaha. 😳#but it also means im constantly fantasizing about laying on and feeling his bare chest #he gives such good cuddles and he's so comfy too! s/i is always super careful about not accidentally hurting his injured arm #whenever they're cuddling or kissing or doing anything else #she does like kissing it though. the scars are so beautiful.#ash rambles 💚#also his voice is just so pleasing! sometimes he and s/i (and the other party members) poke fun at each other since s/i is #the only character that doesn't talk in british LMAO d.unban has never really heard anyone talk like her before but he loves her voice hehe #he's just such a sweetheart! and he's sooooo strong too!!!!! i'm always in awe whenever i watch him fight #god i love long haired swordsman so much! shout out to my beloved f.elix! love you babe #anyways good morning and i love d.unban! i'm going back to bed lol #your f/os love you all actually <3

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slagclaren · 1 year

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see this is where i like the thoughts you’re thinking because i didn’t factor in if someone is mean to him. what will that do to him? what will that do to us?????? how will the ecosystem be disturbed if he gets called out for a really stupid decision?????????

sometimes i forget my world is bigger than just me n my mutuals with phds in jenson science.... i still get soooo upset when ppl talk bad abt seb i can't take it if it'll also happen to my failcringe best boy jenson...... truly retirement stinks but it also means some peace n quiet 🙏

#also like.. love jenson but as an ecosystem we really benefit from him being a bit contained... the worst thing he can do rn is say 'wifey'#honestly though no one be mean to jenson 😠 except if u r apart of jblr (jenson tumblr) or if he actually deserves it #when other tp's suck they're Bad. when jenson (might) suck at being a tp it's Camp. there is a difference #ALSO PLS DON'T TELL ME UR OTHER ASK HAS BEEN IN MY ASKBOX FOR A WEEK ☹☹☹ i just saw it n omg i sent u the same ask without answering urs...#i hope u know i'd never ignore u tumblr just stinks ☹#ask #button #katie <3 #if jenson as tp creates a tsunami we as an econsystem only have one choice (revert to jenson bug theory)

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yuichi-ro · 2 years

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Its meeeeeeeeeeee 😁 Here with a ? that I don't think I've asked yet lol

Ahem- How does Baji and Hanma go about Lucas's first bday party where friends are invited. It's not just family anymore. But an actual bday party with other people and other kids. Are they stressed? Going with the flow? Hoping it all just kind of comes together? Totally on top of it?

And are they crying at their child's first friend bday party? Are you crying?

Haajee ♡

I was writing Wakasa smut and you interrupted me with actual thinking 😐

Though it's a full household, it's not like a big family? If that makes sense. Like we don't associate with a lot of extended family. It's basically always my mom and grandma and then Baji's mom. Hanma is severely low contact to no contact with his family. And he certainly really doesn't let them get to indulge in grandkids (if his parents are even in the picture tbh) So the birthday party thing once we have kids is pretty intimate for the most part.

First birthday for Lucas it's only family. As is Ren's first birthday. And probably the following second birthday for them too doesn't involve friends either bc the boys are just that close knit that they wouldn't really notice or care if other kids were there. So we make it to Lucas's third birthday before having to throw an actual official kid's party where other's are invited.

I am stressed. I am the stress monkey. I'm the one trying to make everything perfect. Look perfect. Taste perfect. No meltdowns. No tantrums. I'm the one pulling my hair out dreading and freaking and running on fumes until it's over.

Baji or Hanma aren't as stress driven as I am. They aren't useless though they at least let me be as neurotic as I am while doing what they can to pick up the slack. Baji really likes decorating whatever the theme is. Hanma puts the gift bags/party favors together for the other kids and his own. Baji is aloud to cut wrapping paper but Hanma is the only one allowed to wrap and tape things. I am the only one cooking and baking though. We do successfully get a fairly presentable party together. It's very obvious low budget but it's still enough to wow a three yr old

The day of the actual party I am too wound up making things go on time to be emotional. And to be fair I'm not an overly emotional person (I cry later that week or six months when I see pictures again at random) Baji is pretty much on kid duty. As a giant child he speaks their language and avoids adult duties by being on kid watch. Fair trade I'll give him that I don't wanna entertain toddlers. Hanma on the other hand is the outlier. He doesn't exactly have a "job" on birthday day besides appease the other adults and make sure they get what they need (he's charming, illegally so, so I put him to work) and picking up slack with the kids or with me cooking/hosting. He's honestly the one that gets emotional. When Baji's squatted down next to Lucas showing his kid how to blow out his total of three candles and keeping Ren from doing it. Seeing his son excited before I can even light the candles. And even if it's only like two other kids his age plus Ren, Hanma is getting teary eyed bc he just didn't have this. Any of it. And is never certain he deserves it when he steps outside the hectic bubble to be an outsider again. Hanma's friends are pretty much just me and Baji only. He's acquainted with people we're friends with but his friend group is really only his partners. And he didn't have this kind of just puking cute domestic kind of lifestyle growing up that he knows he missed something as a kid. He just never understood what it was he missed out on until he's getting to see his kids enjoy so much of it.

The kids and the family make Hanma teary eyed. He'll deny that he isn't but that bitch is wiping the corners of his eyes in his tshirt acting like no one's watching. But we know he's a giant softie on his kiddos and them growing up both excites and scares him to no end.

#after birthday parites and playdates though? Baji is extra tired and sleeps so well those nights #its like exhausting a dog so they're twitching in their sleep and honestly its perfect XD #hanma's a softie and we bait the kids to say shit like /eww dad likes us/ to him all the time when he's getting in one of his moods #doesnt happen a lot #specifically around events like birthdays and christmas #baji gets emotional on christmas #birthdays its whatever #but christmas he cries at least once #thank god these husbands arent THAT much of criers or else id kill myself #wifey.♡#three.selfships #haajee.♡

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pettyprocrastination · 2 years

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If oberyn and Baratheon wife have children do their own what will they be like ? A mix of those chaotic genes running around the world is a neat concept any hcs for them?

Not any specifically! But i like to think their baby has some CURLY hair but thats just me projecting :)

#ask #asks #would def have dark hair though!#baratheon genes plus martell genes equals a dark haired babe #oof you pregnant would be such a trial cause i KNOW oberyn is feircely protective of you *as he was with ellaria obvi*#and you SNAP at him to just let you BE you aren't made of glass!!!#but then you get emotional because you didn't mean to yell BUT youre a damn baratheon so you hide it all away #but its ellaria who has been through this with oberyn many times so she just gently tells her lover #to give you some space before you end up trying to strangle him lmao #also-#baratheon wifey n ellaria <3<3 i make-a them smooch

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vancilart · 2 years

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#somewhere other than australia bc its never sweater weather there #could be citadel with the artificial weather #or then spending xmas at the in-laws' place #both are fine #he likes japan #will never get the hang of chopsticks but their kids will at least #drink sake and spend time with wifey? heaven #oc stuff #stuff in space #dnd #other ppls ocs #warm.#lay some hands on that buoey #goose is small and thin he's Always cold so it's nice to have a warm paladin #also i imagine that after the whole conch thing his hands will always be cold from all the blast of eldritch and blight and whatever #though in this one he doesnt have grey hair so hes not quite as sickly yet #its nice being held and nice being warmed up so its a win win

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washeduphazbin · 3 months

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Hi, I would like to ask for a smut from Adam x fem Reader, his dear wife is going to pay him a visit at his work and in the end they almost get paid for lute

New Eve (Adam x Fem! Wife! Reader)

-SMUT AHEAD MINORS DNI-

Other warnings: Adam Being Adam

I hope I wrote this ask and understood it correctly! Adam is my guilty pleasure. I love men who are dumb as rocks and who are going to be absolutely leashed by even stronger women.

REQUESTS OPEN

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There's a saying that all good things come in threes, Lilith, Eve, and you. Adam's final wife, who physically couldn't be swayed by Lucifer because Adam had met you in Heaven. When you passed through the pearly gates, you were greeted by none other than the first human himself. You were in awe for about two seconds until you quickly gathered the first man was a complete and utter dickhead. He seemed to falter when you walked past him to greet an angel named Lute, Adam's second in command. She tensed a little as you introduced yourself, ignoring Adam's protests that dubbed you a Queen Mega Bitch.

All this to say, it took about three months before Lute caught Adam sticking his tongue down your throat with you latched onto him like a koala. You made a distressed sound at being caught while listening to Adam laugh above you. You distinctly heard him call your mouth as good as a vagina while pressing a kiss to your hairline. "Adam!" You hissed, pulling on the horns of his mask as he let out a defiant sound, "Inappropriate."

"Ugh yeah, that's kind of my thing, sugar tits."

"You need to not make it your thing, or this thing doesn't happen." You drew your line in the metaphorical sand before marching out of the room, faintly hearing Lute argue about Adam's behavior behind you.

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Two years later, you were Adam's new 'Eve' in heaven with two golden rings to prove the love that formed between the two of you...somehow. Did the both of you fight constantly? Yes. Did you want to wring his neck every time he opened the gaping hole he called a mouth? Also Yes. But did you love him...unfortunately. Even though he had a laundry list of bad habits, a vulgar mouth, and gross hobbies, he had his moments. He was protective, fiercely so, and despite his fuck boy personality, he only had his sights set on you. Lute often asked you what you saw in Adam, and you'd reluctantly sigh and give a tired grin, "He makes me laugh. Plus, with proper motivation, he's putty in my hand." Lute made a sound of understanding, nodding her head,

"Ah, yes. Use your feminine wiles to control those weaker than you, even if they may be physically stronger. We must use what we are given as women. Well, you must. I'm very strong without using that to my advantage."

"Yes, exactly," You snickered as Lute stopped outside Adam's office. "Which is exactly why Sera put me in charge of convincing Adam to meet with The Morningstar's daughter." You groaned, rubbing the bridge of your nose, "I'll see you back here later, then?"

"Yes, ma'am." Lute bowed, "I wish you luck...you'll need it. He's in one of his moods." before taking off into the sky and down the hall. You reached up with a stretch of your arms, fluffing up your wings to look extra pretty before knocking on Adam's door,

"Adam." You hummed, knocking on the grand marble door once before opening it. You leaned against the entranceway, wings brushing against the floor, as his head shot up.

"Sugartits!"

"Not my name!" You dodged Adam's hug with a flurry of your wings; he grinned, shoving the door closed with his hip. "Adam," you said in warning as he used his angelic magic to fly towards you and trap you within his arms.

"and what would you prefer I call you? My Bitch? Wifey?" He mused, peppering sloppy kisses against your cheek and down your neck. "We could go with Queen or Goddess, preferably." You shot back, dragging Adam down to sit in his chair; you hummed gently, removing his mask from his face. He leaned back, kicking his legs up on the desk as you slid down into his chest, straddling his hips. You hummed, running your fingers through his brown hair, and he melted into your touch, "My name works, too."

"I guess we can settle on Queen. Does that make me your King?" Adam preened as you scratched under his chin,

"Without a doubt...but we must talk about the Young Morningstar."

"Who?" He made a faux confused face which you raised an eyebrow back at in response, "Ugh, Lucifer's cunt daughter. What about her?"

"She's been begging for a meeting. I suggest you meet with her." Your lips began to trail down his neck, nipping at his skin as his body flushed.

"But that's so much work, sugar." He groaned, running his clawed hands through your hair, "Can't I just say fuck off back to hell we're gonna exterminate all of you regardless."

"Sera wants you to at least meet with her one time; she's giving you a lot of trust to handle this on your own."

"And if I do what you ask, what'll you give me?" He mused, eyes sparkling. You huffed, hitting him with the back of your wing, and he laughed, "Come on, you gotta sweeten the deal for me, mama."

"You're such a bastard." You huffed, moving to pull your hair out of your face. He moved his legs to the ground, and you could slide between his knees. "Robe off unless you want dirty," you commanded as Adam fumbled out of it quickly.

"I love you~" He leaned back with a sly grin, hand reaching up to move your head closer to his lip. Your fingers spread across his thighs, and you huffed softly, looking up at him.

"I love you more. If I do this for you, you promise to meet with young Lady Morningstar?"

"You can't just fuck me because you love me?"

"Bite me." You sneered, but there wasn't any malice in your voice as he stood up, picking you up off the ground and pressing your back against his desk.

"Oh, it would be my pleasure. I can't say your robes will survive, though I might need to get you some new ones." Adam popped the buttons on your robe, allowing your body to be laid bare for his eyes. He watched your breathing hitch as his long claw trailed down your neck to your chest. "Fuck I love these puppies, you know that?" Adam grinned, grabbing fistfuls of your breasts, squeezing and kneading to his heart's content. Your husband was like an oversized golden retriever. When he sees something he likes, he obsesses over it like a man deranged. His favorite playthings of yours were your tits and ass. "Any meetings?"

"None. I'm yours for the rest of the day. You can mark me how you'd like; I'm yours, my husband. Well, until you meet with the Princess."

"Fuckkkkk yeah, baby, come 'ere." Adam dove between your breasts, and he felt you suck in air through your teeth. He began to bite and suck on the supple flesh of your chest; you keened, arching into his mouth, hands tangling in his brown hair. You could tell from the way his teeth would graze against your nipples and your flesh he was doing everything in his power to leave marks on the skin.

"Adam...ngh." You panted, feeling his hand move down from your breast to slide down your stomach and between your legs. "Shit," You squeaked, feeling him tease your clit with his thumb and forefinger with a dopey grin on his face.

"There's my favorite girl," He flicked your nub skillfully; for being a massive asshole, this prick sure knew where to find your clit. One finger slid between your folds, and you tossed your head against the cold marble desk. "Damn, only one finger has you acting up? I must not be treating you good enough," He purred as another finger entered you, stretching you out to be big enough for, 'the first ever man god created.' Adam watched with delight as your wings spread out and trembled, glowing with a soft golden glow. "That's it, you're being such a good girl for me. Are you ready?"

"Yes." You panted, "Adam, please."

"God, you beg so nicely, you little slut," His hand reached up to grip your throat, causing you to let out a desperate whine, hips bucking into his fingers. "Beg Harder," He demanded, moving your hand to palm him through his trousers, stiff and aching. "Look at how hard you make me. How desperate. I need you to worship your god."

"Yes, sir." You purred, "You're my God, Adam. I need you, I'd worship for your love, your touch, your dick." You dragged your hand up your chest, playing with the swell of your own breast, "Don't you want to make me happy, baby?"

"More than anything." Adam's eyes lit up in elation, "Stay with me. Don't go to Lucifer. You're mine." He snarled, hands around your throat, "Say it."

"I'm with you. Only you. Forever Adam." His entire body seemed to relax when you said that, pressing gentle kisses to your cheek and lips. "I love you, you annoying Dickweed."

"Love you more, Sugartits." He grinned cheekily before lowering himself to you with a hiss-like laugh. "Tight as ever, and that's why I love you,"

"If you keep talking nonsense while you're literally inside me, I'll cut off your dick,"

"Sounds kinky."

"Adam."

"Fine, Fine, you're so vanilla." He mused, albeit his tone was much softer, fonder than his earlier teasing. His hands grabbed under your knees and pressed you close with a snap of his hips. You both let out a moan, yours higher pitched and needier, bucking your hips, searching for more friction than he was currently providing. You always savored the way he was able to fill you up, he wasn't the longest but god was he thick filling you in all the right ways. Every time his hips snapped into you, you could feel just how deep he kissed your cervix. "Yeah, you like that?" He panted, "Like how deep I'm getting? From the way you're dripping, you're practically soaking through my table. Your vag is like a vice, babe, so tight for this big cock."

"Hm. Your words always know how to turn me o-ng-ff." You moaned out this end at a particularly sharp thrust of his hips. "Fuck you," You panted as he grinned down at you,

"Good news, wifey, that's exactly what we're doing-"

"Sir!" You let out a scream as Lute slammed the door of his office open, you climbed against Adam's body like an embarrassed Nun. He groaned, still inside you but having the decency to cover you with his wings.

"What do you need, Lute? I'm a little busy getting it on with my sexy ass wife." Adam complained, motioning to the top of your head, to which you made an embarrassed sound of mortification. "Can this be rescheduled or-"

"The Princess of Hell is here, Sir. She just showed up-"

"Are you for real telling me that the bitch Princess of Hell is seriously cucking me right now?!"

"...Yes."

"(Y/n) If I killed her for interrupting us, would you be pissed?"

"Beyond Adam."

"Fuck."

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