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cal-a-bungaa · 1 year

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It’s a Jake day

#I watched him fuck his guitar and that was it #it’s over for me #god damn #Jacob what the hell #send me to the asylum #I’m going crazy #please make it stop #but don’t #he’s so sexy wtf

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cafemilk-tea · 2 years

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light a flame mingyu gets me going

#he’s so sexy wtf #caféchats

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suntails · 1 month

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toot toot!

#breaking my streak of dramatic af captions bc look at this. look at it. wtf was i supposed to call it. he's tootin whaddya want from me #he go TOOT TOOT on his lil trumpet i fuckgjn LOVE HIM im maxing this card im serious #lvl 60 10/10 no expense is too much for my precious boy #i found a new brush that has this rly soft charcoal vibe and i used it on this whole thing and it was SEXY it was HEAVEN #it was fun for coloring too!!! and the outfit colors are fun to color OUGHH everything made just for me <3 feeling SILLY #twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #his bunny outfit sweeps like im sorry but its the best card of the event and its not even fucking close #suntails #i did one 10-pull bc i wanted the paint bonus from epel's card even tho i HATE that card #and i instead got SUPER lucky and got deuce and NO epel!!! i couldnt be fucking happier #then my job interview today never called and i was miserable again but it was an internal issue and im now rescheduled for next week #so please dear god pls guys pray i get this job. i want it sooooo bad

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1015v · 2 years

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#he’s so sexy wtf #the hair and the fit #salivating at the mouth #just moaned

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guinevereslancelot · 2 months

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what was with cameron house md she spends 90% of the episode saying she wants their patient to die bc he's a genocidal dictator and her colleague husband says "babe it bothers me for ethical reasons that you want our patient to die :(" and she said "hm maybe you're right :/" but when it comes down to it the genocidal dictator lays a finger on her in an aggressive manner and chase instantly commits medical malpractice to murder the guy and then when he tells her she LEAVES HIM bc boo hoo he's a murderer now like GIRL he killed a man for you!!! he's wracked with catholic guilt!!! he's being crushed beneath the weight of his sins because he chose his devotion to you over his devotion to god!!! he literally could not get any sexier at this moment in time!!!

#girl what are you doing......#also just in general she did not deserve him honestly he was so good to her and for WHAT #just to be abandoned at peak devotion and guilt and hotness 🙄#girl get OUT of my way i'm stronger than you #if she cared she could fix him or make him worse but i could love and support him no matter what 😌#his muder is a part of him and its SEXY #robert chase #house md #malpractice md #i know the actors broke up irl or whatever but wtf.....#i should have ended my rewatch w their happy lil wedding at the end of s5 #s6 everything instantly goes to shit #and stays shitty #chase should be happy fr #he's supposed to turn into house basically but they should have made him the well adjusted version of house #like how nightwing is the well adjusted version of batman #anyway i have no real point here i just lowkey dont like cameron bc of this arc #also her obsession w house is so weird i wish they hadn't made that a thing #this has been a shitpost #anyway she left chase at the absolute peak of his sexiness wtf.......#anyway since this apparently needs to be said its not that deep this is a silly post if you send me hate messages i wont answer #i block and ignore anon hate bc i am too busy touching grass to be rude to strangers over a tv show

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seungmintenshi · 3 months

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it’s not a want, i 𝖓𝖊𝖊𝖉 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖑𝖎𝖕𝖘 𝖔𝖓 𝖒𝖊

#he has the prettiest fucking mouth omfg #his philtrum is so sexy #seungmin #mine #seungmin-source #stray kids #kim seungmin #i need him so bad i can’t #need his lips on me #seungmin scenarios #seungmin imagines #seungmin x reader #seungmin x you #seungmin icon #skz seungmin #skz x you #skz hard thoughts #skz imagines #his nose is so perfect too wtf

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canntaloupe · 3 months

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Pete Wentz in the New So Much (For) Stardust Music Video ft Jimmy Butler

#fall out boy #andy hurley #joe trohman #patrick stump #pete wentz #so much for stardust #music video #ball out boy #heat wentz #jimmy butler #wtf cowboy pete wentz #fob i need more warninh before you give me sexy cowboy pete wentz #god he looks so good

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dcrlvz · 2 months

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god bless rick kosick for releasing this to the world

#he’s so scrumptious #johnny knoxville is sexy #knoxville supremacy #jackass #cutie #he’s so fine wtf #he looks so sexy here icl

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loonylupinblack3 · 3 months

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HELP HIS THIGHS I PHYSICALLY CANNOT

#OH MY GOOOOOD #WTF #HOW IS HE SO SEXY 😩#carlos sainz #carlos sainz jr #f1

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loveandthings11 · 11 months

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❤️🔥fldksjxbcjs

#this is so hot?!?!#flfksjsbdhxjsk #sexy and affectionate at the same time 🥹❤️#I actually have goosebumps #their chemistryyyyyysnsnfkdkdnd #also so cute that he puts his head on her shoulder and stares into her eyes #I’m obsessed with S1 Ken #also like sorry to rant but #does anyone in these tags understand that some women are into it when a man seems commanding lol wtf he’s also very sweet here #he’s not literally ordering her to do something pls stop #🙄#Kenrava #Kendall x Rava #kendall roy #succession #Rava roy #scriptposting #lifeboats

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devilsflowerr · 11 months

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this picture is doing things to me i cannot describe.

this is impersonator matt stone i loveee 🫶🏼🫶🏼

#also how is he so flexible?#look at his leg wtf #he’s like a sexy alien #elvis presley #70s elvis #burning love

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prettydjarinsoloinspires · 5 months

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#can he not #doctor who #peter capaldi #twelfth doctor #whoffaldi #doctor x clara #clara oswald #jenna coleman #twelve #he’s so sexy i can’t handle it #also wtf is up with this cropping tumblr?

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samijey · 5 months

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Jey Uso (Monday Night RAW 01/01/2024)

#jey uso #stuff i made #wwe #wweedit #monday night raw #oh he was MAD mad #so was i tbh wtf is this bookiiiiing #if this is to get to jey vs gunther i'm not impressed #long post #ripping that shirt off with my mind #and not for sexy reasons but bc i hate that thing #okay maybe a little bit for sexy reasons BUT BARELY

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fckedupnerd · 1 month

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Mathew Baynton in the Dodges and Feints music video for DM Stith

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#mathew baynton #mat baynton #his ARM in that third gif #the little muscle and that SHARP freaking tendon or whatever there connecting it to his elbow #you could CUT yourself on that (/pos /affectionate) 🔥#his body is so fucking tight and flawless it drives me crazy looking at him #he’s gotta be like 0% bodyfat for real omfg 😭 I wish I looked like him so bad y’all #perfect perfect human wtf #also his face is so pretty #those HUGE EYES #oh my goodness #and the most expressive #aaaaaah just too pretty #also James Corden posted the music video to his story which… 👀 I’m hoping means he has a reason to be publicly consorting with Mat again??#pleeeeease say they’re working together again soon now that James is back in the UK #I know a lot of people dislike him #and it’s not like I’m a huge fan of James on his own #but I am NOT above admitting that I always liked them together and I always thought James genuinely liked seeing Mat shine which he deserves #anyway have some shitty watermarked gifs of Mat being sexy in black and white #because I hadn’t seen any yet and sometimes if you want something done you have to do it yourself 🥰#bbc ghosts #wonka 2023 #tagging for Mat-related visibility #Youtube

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sualne · 6 days

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YES YES AWKWARD SEX HUMOR AS EMOTIONAL INTIMACY MY BELOVED. ITS NOT ABOUT THE SEX WITH THE BODIES ITS ABOUT THE TENDER HUMOR AND UMDERSTAMDING OF THE EMOTIONAL EXPERIENCES. THE ACTUAL SEX IS LESS SEX THAN THE EMOTIONAL SEX OF EXPERIENCING THE MOST AWKWARD INTERCOURSE OF THEIR LIVES

🤣 thanks for the very enthusiastic ask that actually reassures me a lot!! i was worried if the sex wasn't sexy then they was no need to write in the first place.

#maudern ask #ive tried writing sex that is sexy and you can tell idk wtf thats supposed to be. so awkward and lame sex it is.#sometimes a bit scary also cause it's about law trying to fuck his way out of being ace while disabled and insane.#but what he's got going on with sanji is chill.

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leosparkflame · 1 month

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brainstorming

List of D&P Dan:

-minimalistic

-black and white/monochrome wardrobe/ not a lot of color

-Plants

-Skulls

-Sister Daniel as an Alter Ego

-Loves food

-Cats

-Queer

-Hates Capitalism

- Heart Eyes Howell

-Emo

-Chaotic Neutral

-Sun

-Muse

-That one part of Toxic by Britney spears that he always flexes he knows how to do

-Loud

-Nerd/Geek

-Good Looking and knows it

-Moss

Phil

Horder/ doesn't throw things away

Blue and green

Sometimes just green

Space

Hates a lot of foods

Cats

Gay

Capital Lester

Red Pandas

Wanted to look emo and attract emo boys

Chaotic good

Moon

Muse

Beyonce

Reserved

Nerd

Seal/Stuffed animals/ Lion

Awkard and Anxious

Good Looking but doesn't know it OR can't see it becasue he's freaking BLIND (*screams into pillow* phil if you don't start loving yourself i'm gonna lose it!!)

Milk

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