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DID YALL KNOW ABOUT THIS??!!!
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME???
#he raced with a little teddy#look at the wee teddy in his kart#hes so precious#did yall know when he was 8#he wanted the crab from#the little mermaid#on the back of his helmet#they were both called sebastian#🥹🥹#i did not know#wee baby#so cute#seb vettel#sebastian vettel#f1#formula 1#tonykart#lil seb#i love him how could you not
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Little guy’s big brother, pink guy, is on a quest to free little guy from Moon’s hat dimension.
(This is a follow up to @thatmooncake's comic: https://www.tumblr.com/thatmooncake/717326918638288896/little-guy-appears-in-your-inbox)
LET'S GO little pink guy! Onwards!
oh heck wait--
so this is how it ends. picked up and eaten like a hamburger by my comfort character.
PSYCH! get pinched, moonman!
ow
oh
happy ending!
looks like the hat is in the other claw now, moonman!
#fnaf moon#fnaf dca#dca fandom#huzzah! the brothers are reunited!#the evil is vanquished! /jk#the moon is bald! /endearing#the crab has secured the hat! huzzah!#i really wanted to draw moon in Fable's art style for c o n t i n u i t y#but this idea had me in such a blind rush I just needed to draw it out asap#anything to take moon's hat from him#i love moon he's a menace#but so am i#crab art#traditional art#long post
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tell me why that was the most unhinged interview i have ever witnessed
#vtuber#holostars#holotempus#noir vesper#banzoin hakka#it was also insanely funny and inspiring but don't let that distract you from the fact that these two guys might just be immortal#PLEASE IT WAS JUST HIT AFTER HIT#HAKKA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK#HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE#I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST GONNA BE A FUNNY CRAB STORY#THIS MAN IS ACTUALLY UNKILLABLE#AND THE UNIVERSE WANTS HIM DEAD
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I'm sure someone mentioned this before but it feels like Raxy-manbaby's rhetoric is borderline segregationist. Like he's like "dragons should never interact with humans, this is a humans only zone and if they do, they will be prosecuted and murdered even if humans come to their area". And the whole "refuse to humble themselves" reads off as "refuse to acknowledge human supremacy". It's flat out racist, and the only reason people are not noticing it or at worst giving him a pass is because it's fiction.
I don't have my redshit folder at hand right now, but someone jokingly replied to someone on the 3h sub some time ago (2 years? 3 years? You lose the meaning of time in this fandom) something like "separate but equals? It sure wasn't racist as hell."
Worry not, people notice it and fwiw, it's one of the reasons why I'm so annoyed at the Aeneid - because of its status : it was meant to be both a fic and supposed to be a meta commentary of the game, and many people swallowed it up complete with the nonsense that Billy was never biracial (or whatever Sitri was) or worse, they "become human again" as if having Nabatean blood/soul is something you can wash as easily as a hairdye.
I guess when you have to twist yourself in pretzels to pretend Supreme Leader going "you are a nabatean you cannot rule over humans" isn't pulling the race cardn, the only pretzel you end up with is one that is rancid and has been chewed by all kinds of unsavory people and we end up back to square 1 "separate but totes equal i'm telling you so please bow your head otherwise you defy me and you're going to fall on my axe".
Fanfic is fanfic, and meta is meta, they're two different things !
Imo the conflation always boils down to the same set of pixels : granted, I earlier joked about how FE16 might have been a social experiment, if you simp very hard after a waifu, will you follow that waifu to the depths of hell, or will your common sense inform you that this waifu might be, uh, titillating material but nothing more?
The rise of disturbing discourse on the net though (remember the "he's mentally ill he shouldn't have babies?" or, in general, the sheer fact that someone had to remind people that segregation was racist as hell, or whatever the hell is going on in that server) is, tbf, sort of worrisome anon and unlike the trolls of the old days, the "maybe imperialism is good sometimes" people seem serious in their views so while it's not my job to tell them to touch grass and turn off their computer, I prefer to laugh at the sheer idiocy.
I mean, nothing's as funny as someone very seriously writing a wall of text to explain "how BaD feudalism is" under a shitpost lol
#anon#replies#fandom woes#see how happy some corner of Xdom was ready to jump on anyone who whitewashing Khalid and forgetting he's part Fodlanese#racism very BaD they say#but Nabateans get a pass because Supreme Leader and her lackey doesn't like them#and the game ignores them#and apparently they're 'white' so it means they're not important to X-land?#it's all about the arguments#like i'm not going to call Bob racist#however if Bob thinks race A shouldn't have power over race B i'll tell Bob that his argument is racist af#doesn't he have other reason not to want people from race A to exist with people of race B?#maybe i should reply with a crab meme for this year's summer anons!
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overtake! ✧ episode 6
#crab watches#overtake!#god i wasn't fucking ready#i thought oh silly f4 anime that'll probably be a bit of mild fun but unspectacular#AND THEN THE EMOTIONS APPEAR#THIS IS DEVASTATING (positive) TO ME#the more they come to care about each other the more they're able to help each other overcome their pasts#but of course as kouya starts to care about haruka more he worries more#and doesn't want him to literally die#THIS IS FAMILY. TO ME.#i've said it before but i still REALLY love that it's not such a formulaic father-son bond#tbh i think it would've felt weaker if kouya were put in a position of replacing haruka's father#because like even without following a rigid family structure THIS IS A FAMILY!! BEING FOUNDED RIGHT BEFORE OUR EYES!!!#i haven't even finished the episode yet i'm dreading what's to come and already on the floor from this moment#LOVE haruka going from so withdrawn to being able to make a grand speech/declaration like this#only to be told no i don't want that#ue ue ue GOOD WRITING IS AFOOT
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(insert another nothing post abt how good in stars and time is)
#in stars and time#sorry i'm just unable to play it as much as i want to be playin it (due to my broken foot and desk setup)#but MAN I LOVE IT SO MUCH#i love timeloops and i Love the characters more than anything#literally like. i just played omori and i love omori and the characters were a big part of that#but the team in isat is just so so catered to my gay found family dnd party sensibilities#AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE WORLDBUILDING#the different fictional cultures and traditions#just learned abt the tradition of giving kids multiple names for multiple genders in case they ever wanted to change#the bonded earrings thing#crabs#okay but there's a line that implies isa has changed names/genders already and he wants to keep his rest secret in case he changes again#i love choosing snacks on rest breaks waaa#i am worried that i'm underleveled because i avoid most monsters. but so far i haven't had too much trouble with bosses#even though. i just fought the 2nd? major locked door boss (the duo where one kills the other one)#and odile got frozen right at the start. i went to unfreeze her#and realized mirabelle didn't have that ability yet in this loop. and i never equipped the memory#thankfully she unfroze during the phase change where the 2nd half killed the first and healed from it#but i was fighting for my life a little bit
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they just didn't have to write him as "a great philanthropist"; "a generous benefactor of the empire bay planetarium"; "frequent officer of the empire bay press guild";
"a frequent target of political slander and false arrest because of generosity towards the press"
and at the same time write him as the first of the others to organize drug trafficking; a man who tried to kill all his competitors; "a shady bastard, even for guys in this business"; "ruthless modernizer"; a man who secretly views his close friend as a liability; "the man who killed his own boss" to take his place
"few will moan moretti's passing" from the lost heaven's newspapers and there's nothing like that in the cut-out news reports about carlo's death
#like do you remember . “Micky the Crab” who was falcone's soldier and whom falcone eventually left to clean the fucking toilets#when the guy lost almost all his fingers#and ofc i don't think this whole charade with charity and the press is sincere (can sense 100% money laundering w charity here) but#i think he still felt some appreciation for empire bay bc this city accepted & raised him instead of sicily#i believe that there were also good intentions with the planetarium and maybe other things#maybe not everything was just a money laundering#“your teeth are a gift from god u can sink them into anyone's flesh and call it an act of giving” this is what i mean#that fact that his fucking (ugly but still) MANSION is in a poor residential area it just feels like a slap#violently shaking carlo by his shoulders WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!! (gets shot right after)#the fact that he had a reputation as a shady guy among the mafia and a reputation as a philanthropist in society . carlo. why r u like this#this man is a fucking contradiction in some absolutely fucked up gross way and it's killing me. wouldn't want him any other way tho#m2#like can you imagine. if he actually felt warm towards empire bay. can you imagine if he was actually interested in making this place bette#but still organized the drug trade(which is objectively even worse than a racket)#love mixed with selfishness and violence and greed and and in the end it's creation mixed with destruction#sorry i can't get my thoughts into sentences that make sense all this week#but this contrast is killing me and i think about it a lot and i just wanted to put it together in a compilation
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i rlly did open ts4 and said “i’ll just close my eyes for a bit” then took a 3 hr nap. huh
#at least my game is open now 🥰#idek what i wanted to do in it now#i uad this dream i saved a big wise sea turtle from this evil crab#and the sea turtle let me give it a belly rub#and he was smiling at me :) and then he tried to get me to come swim w him#out in the big ocean#but i was scared so i said no 😮💨 and he just swam away he was so cool#i hope the sea turtle from my dream is having a good day
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It's been four months since I found out about him and yet your yeehaw man is still taking up space in my brain
Dunno how you did that but in light of this I will be drawing Lucky again in an undisclosed amount of time
Anywho on a different note I really love ur artstyle!! Even if I'm not all that into stuff like Deltarune I still really enjoy seeing ur stuff when it pops up
it's because he's just so charming, obviously 🥴 he's an asshole who likes to bang at my brain door at 2am requesting attention when i'm trying to do shop work lmao
but thank you!! it's always nice when people can still enjoy my work even if they don't know the media it's from or if it's not from something to their personal liking, really makes me feel like my art has value on it's own and i appreciate that too. take a yeehaw for your troubles.
#lucky jones#art#doodles#ask#anonymous#anon#cowboy#i left the dashboard crabs on to answer this. there are little crabs crawling all over him. oh. my god.#static sky#original character#ocs#*looks at all six people who have drawn him* oh boy whomst've#''i want to draw lucky more he needs more art' like of all the merc characters i made last year he doesn't have the most art of all of them#i need to make real daltons content instead of just doodling silly stuff#like it's already an established Property and not just something that exists in my head#im not a good writer im only good for shitposts and sillies </3#hhhhhhhhhhhh funny little guys in my brain#its funny that i get 'i dont know what this is from but its cool' on a lot of their posts though-#i literally don't need to talk endlessly in the tags i can make a post and be quiet sorry its the adhd LMFAO
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GREETINGS FROM MOHANI 🌞
the Gangdromeda may be on a scientific expedition on an unexplored planet but that doesn't mean they can't enjoy the scenery, right? 😌
andromeda rogue wip intro | art tag | instagram
#art by chay#ar art#wip andromeda rogue#valyan lacroye#azami black mizuhara#finneas becker#petra lacroye#time for the director's commentary (aka rambling in the tags):#Mohani is the planet they're sent on their first expedition#Petra is annoyed bc she just wants to get back to work but Val insists they take vacation selfies#somehow hawaiian shirts exist in space#Petra's little hat and little pout are everything to me 🥰#at this point in the story Azami still very much doesn't want to be there but on god she'll serve looks from anywhere in the galaxy#someone once commented on one of my drawings that Azami is That Bitch who always dresses 100x fancier than everyone else#and i took that to heart#Finn also doesn't want to be there and certainly doesn't want to be in a selfie#but atm he's more distracted and confused by this creature that has come to greet him#Finn canonically doesn't know what birds are so chances are he doesn't know about crabs either#especially not purple alien crabs#don't ask me why there are crabs on this alien planet#anyways this was a bitch to draw i never draw backgrounds kjdfkjgsdf#the trees especially gave me hell#OH HEY i just happen to be releasing this on the second anniversary of AR's conception! happy ARversary 😌
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goty
#stardust speaking !#BJKABJDBJKADBJKADJKD.....UPDATE FOR ME..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#the way ono started laughing when he realized what this feature was me too#im sooooooo in love with relink this is exactly the kind of content i want from games. easy way to replay story beats. unlimited crab#pickings. lots and lots of lines between the playable cast............#'if theres demands we might consider it' sending them emails rn PLAYABLE ROLAN MAGLIELLE GALLANZA I AM BEGGINNNGGG UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU#AT LEAST ROLAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN#katou is so great too i love her soooo much LOLL saw the photo mode and went 'oh ive been drawing again recently this is great for me' ajks#then they can be done. u can start working on relink2 instead. im so happy all this is free updates too........#relink hearthands
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parkour...
#reggie the crab#when you want your dinner so bad you throw yourself from a great height to get to it faster#NO crabs were harmed in the making of this post#he does this constantly -_-
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✂️ barber!mickey & shaggy!ian ✂️
here's the 12th installment for this week's @galladrabbles prompt: beard by @heyheyusedtobemynickname
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A warm towel presses against Ian’s freshly shorn jaw, meticulously wiping away what remains of the shaving cream.
Deeming him clean, Mickey tosses the towel aside, wiping his hands on his apron—white streaks across black fabric—and before Ian can wrench his mind from the fucking gutter, Mickey's bending down in front of him again.
Crystalline eyes sear straight through to his soul.
“Better,” he says. “Now that that sorry excuse for a beard is gone.”
Ian laughs, a pithy little thing. “What? I can’t pull one off?”
Mickey’s tongue swipes at his bottom lip. “Not what I said.”
#hi pals! longtime no see!#inching back into the ole tumblr pool with an offering of words#just 100#but that's the name of the game babes#couldn't let a fucking SPOT ON prompt go to waste#barber!mickey my sweet#shaggy!ian my pet#what will i call shaggy!ian now that he's not shaggy anymore?#anywho next week he might just see himself again#the new & shaped up him#aslkghaskghalkh#getting giddy just thinking about it#i'm still kinda here kinda not but feel free to say hey if you want#regardless i'm loving you up from my crab shell#🖤 ✂️ 🖤#shameless#ian x mickey#galladrabbles
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picrews from a few weeks ago being released to the public because im sad hoorayyyyyy look at my stupids
Erebus is simply Babey here him fang so important,,,,and Neteri does not have freckles but i didn't notice until after i was done so oh well
and ofc stupid motherfucker of the year award continuing to be punchable af
If anyone wants to make their ocs hop in spread the love spread the peanut butter
#picrew#erebus#neteri#castys#erebus.......shaped.....i want him to suffer.....#he got them dogs out tho 😳😳#the prince erebus one i made is also babey but not as much he looks more like a doll#there was no lab coat so neteri just has Cute Outfit#if it is bad in a fashion sense that's on me i know nothing about women's clothing#like deadass bought shorts from the men's section a while back and it is LIFE CHANGING#anyway castys is there he has a crab friend (or perhaps not a friend)#he always has that smug-ass smirk but ig it's partially not his fault#since the scar on his face makes it hard for him to smile properly#also he has blue shoes because Berkeley i will not elaborate
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Something I love is my mom's romantic relationship. Like her partner and the ways they interact are both so wholesome and amazing. So you guys are gonna unlock some lore here.
Over two years ago my dad cheated on my mom and she said their relationship was over, because that was a rule she's always had for herself, once a cheater always a cheater. After that she started dating her current partner in a long distance relationship. They are an enby who lives in Norway and the two of them met on tiktok because they both cosplay the marauders era from Harry Potter.
In the two years they've been together my mother has gone and spent several months visiting them and meeting their family twice, once for summer and once for winter. Their family loves her and regularly invites her to things even though she can't attend. They video chat pretty much daily and text constantly. They've seen eachother at their highs and lows and been there through it all. An extremely funny fact is that my mom started learning Norwegian from a 6yr old with a very specific dialect and a speech impediment, because her partners son mostly speaks Norwegian with a bit of English.
Anyways the reason I was thinking about this is that yesterday I was in a voice chat with my bsd cosplay friends and my mom was across from me talking about the paperwork for getting citizenship through marriage with her partner. And I'd said she doesn't have to be engaged for a long time before getting married, which very much confused my friends and I had to explain. So it's been on my mind lol.
I love that they've talked about the steps needed for all of us the get citizenship, and how to get my sister and I onto disability there. And they even told my mom they might get a bigger house just so we can all still live together. They also send us Norwegian candy from time to time (sending things to the US is super expensive so it's not very often). They also send all her kids presents both randomly and for birthdays and Christmas. I have a crocheted pokemon plushie from them that I absolutely adore.
But yeah despite my mom being completely done with my dad he spent a year and a half trying to "win her back" but in like a really semi toxic roundabout way that all of us could see would never work except for him. And he only this year finally moved out of the house. Divorce papers FINALLY got filed and we all know he's going to drag it out and fight for full custody just to spite her. So because of that my mom and her partner are only dating, but mom has said the moment the divorce goes through she wants to take a small trip to Norway so we can all meet them in person and she wants to propose in person. Her partners son (again he's six) insists he's planning their wedding (they've never said anything about getting married to him), and he collects rocks and shells every time they go to the beach to use as center pieces for the tables.
Another thing is that with the safety of trans people quickly fading here they've also talked about how if things get bad enough that we are in danger here, we can all go to Norway. Like they told my mom if she suddenly said hey we're getting on a plane and will be there at x time, they will get their family together to get large enough transportation and housing for us (I have 4 siblings so there's 6 of us in all).
And and and!!! They are also disabled and have been since they were a kid. They don't have the same issues my sister and I do but they do have joint problems and chronic pain just like us so its been amazing to be getting first hand advice for a lot of things. They are so amazing i can't wait to meet them in person and give them a hug honestly.
#long post#story time#i love my moms significant other soooo much#sorry i just wanted to ramble about this but didnt want to bother anyone so its a tumblr post instead of a dm aha#to anyone whos heard me talk about the whole physical abuse trauma from my dad id like to clarify here that my mom didnt know about that#i didnt acknowledge really to myself that i had physical abuse trauma and that it wasnt all normal until last year#and he never did anything as extreme when she was around so she never saw it happen and i guess we all assumed she knew so never said much#but after they separated and she would talk about stuff with the oldest two kids (my brother and i) we mentioned something about it and#she was very upset about it and it is a huge part on why she wants full custody of the kids#anyways yeah#someday i will go to Norway and if im really really lucky i wont have to come back#the US government is not good and would rather i was dead so im very much not interested in staying here aha#being trans autistic and disabled was not a good call here but alas it was not my choice#sorry for the rant#crab says words#im completely normal :D
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Exasperated
This prompt is from a Star wars au! Just something I like to add to from time to time :)
A crash came from outside of the Navi, Time glanced up at the door as Warriors shouted and there was the distinct humming of a lightsaber. He watched as Twilight hurried outside of the ship and was replaced by Warriors.
Humming as his eldest padawan sat across from him at the table, Time pushed over another glance of the tea he had made when the Captain had first chased after their young pirate.
“How do you do it?” Warriors had his head resting on the back of the seats, staring at the ceiling
“How did I do what?” Time took a sip from his drink to hide his smile as his padawan raised his head to glare at him.
“You’re enjoying this” Warriors accused and Time schooled his features into a blank mask as he set his cup down.
“I don’t know what you mean”
“You think this is payback from when I was a padawan”
“I have no idea what you mean”
The brashness, pride, and cockiness from a certain young padawan wiggled their way to the front of his mind
“You’re thinking about it right now”
That slip in the mud on Kashyyyk when the two had argued had been somewhat satisfying.
“You’re real pain, you know that?”
“You shouldn’t be asking me about how to train a padawan” Time shrugged and took another sip of his tea “You should be more focused on keeping your older padawan from giving your younger one his lightsaber to distract you.”
Warriors groaned again and dropped his head back. Wind shouted outside followed by Twilight and Wild’s own voices before another crash followed.
Time raised his brow at Warriors, watching the Captain process the noise, before the other man leapt from the seats and rushed back outside of the Navi while shouting from Wind to hand over the lightsaber.
The ship was once again full of quiet, only broken by shuffling as a disheveled head of hair popped out from the hallway.
“Is he gone?”
Time beckoned their newest padawan closer and offered Warriors untouched tea to him. They sat in silence before Time decided to speak
“Tried to get you to practice again?
“Ya, I’ve told him that I’m not a padawan anymore but he doesn’t listen!”
Time nodded along as Sky spoke reaching out and soothing over the fraying threads of the other's Force Signature and offering comfort, understanding, safety, and no need to hide.
#crab writes#lu time#lu warriors#star wars au#Warriors annoys Sky? Give Wind a lightsaber#Sky's go to tactic so he can hide from training#Time is a Jedi Master and Warriors is a Jedi knight#Sky is an ex-padawan#This is kinda based around Jedi Fallen Order if you want a time frame
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