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Tonight I learned that my 20 yr old partner has never played chess and doesn't know how to play chess. This is mind boggling to me. They claim its not weird for people to not know anything about chess so I. I need to see. Please.
Okay so, I made a mistake in not elaborating the meaning of the options. You do not have to be good or know what you are doing in the slightest to pick that you have played before. The middle three options are for your understanding of the game having never played it at all. The reason there's a percentage on the last option is because my partner made a tumblr so they could pick it because they think they are hilarious.
#crab says words#chess#tumblr polls#i learned how to play in elementary school and so did all my siblings#i use to play chess with random people constantly in highschool#im really bad at chess but its still fun to play ya know#i just am so shocked they literally knew nothing other than “the horses can move in an L shape”#i taught them how to play and made then play with me so dont worry i fixed the situation 😌#pls reblog this 🥺#i take it back!! my notifications will never recover!!! pls stop reblogging this!!!!!!
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Alright, so I was offline for almost a week and might end up being pretty absent in the upcoming future as well. I just wanted to explain why instead of just completely disappearing.
At my most recent doctors appointment I finally got diagnosed with eds (ehlers danlos syndrome) and got a referral to see someone about getting a pots diagnosis. Im endlessly thankful for this because the problems I've been having have been getting worse. This last week I have had a lot of days where I couldn't stand up for long and even had to be laying down a lot.
Im really sad that this has led me to not be able to be online a lot and focusing has been difficult. I was super excited about my writing projects and ive had to put them all on an indefinite hold. Im hoping this isn't my issues getting worse but just a fluctuation that might shift back to not being as bad like I've experienced in the past. Im a bit worried because this is the worst its ever gotten but fingers crossed!!
I will definitely try to keep updating and you will definitely see me on here sporadically just reblogging things. But interacting and creating content is a lot more difficult, so its unlikely to happen as of right now.
#crab says words#ehlers danlos syndrome#im sad i cant do much right now but like i said i think it will probably even itself out and I'll be able to do stuff again#im not sure if that could be next week or next month or even longer than that but i do very much think it wont be this bad as the new norma#i hope everyone is having a lovely day and i love you all!!!! <3#crab is disabled
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here's one of the ways Siffrin can die in timeloop rpg In Stars and Time! (real) (not a shitpost) (for realsies) (promise)
#in stars and time#someone said this as a joke in the discord and i HAD to make it#siffrin says the word crab (an awful curse word in ISAT) and gets banned from the woodworking discord immediately
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rotating this fucking Creature in my Brain AND on my Computer screeen
#when i say ive been thinking about architects again this is what i mean#also i actually started the t-ohm fic like i opened a Word Doc Ument and made words in there#like. three lines but that's beside the point#also before that i want to put together all of my crab architect thoughts properly#subnautica architects#al-an#ev-ent#t-ohm#as for yhe fucked up vertices one dont ask me what happened. shape keys decided theyd had enough.
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Considering the uhhh…strange changes tumblr is making, for crab day I’m just going to reblog people with a couple crabs to crab them instead of buying tumblr crabs. I think this is a good idea for anyone who doesn’t want to or can’t financially support the site at this time
#you don’t have to spam if you don’t want to or if OP says that don’t want it#you can just leave a crab in the tags like this#🦀#dashcon 2024 posts#crab day#tumblr crabs#crab#the word has lost meaning to me now lol#tumblr update
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the b in bazz-b stands for oooh Big stretch
#crab watches#bleach#tybw#this is a straight-up lie btw it's black lmao#i'm just saying words recreationally
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crab dragon
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#dragon#crab#digital art#word prompt#one day we will all become crab if evolution has its say#works for me honestly
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Burdened with art idea problems I can’t find the solution too….. sometimes I swear I just need who’s just as hyperfixated on the thing to help
#in other words#I have not stopped thinking about the life series and specifically the winners#I have a lile art project idea for it#but first it requires a lot of design thingys as well as my funny world building stuff#But I am stuck#very very stuck on one of them (cough it’s Scott I can’t figure him out for this cough)#but whatever#back to the drawing board or whatever it is they say#The Crab Speaks
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my brain is so exploding i don’t know anything i drew a picture i. b hmm bhhhbvhjhbvbvbbbbbb my brother did me biology revision and i’m now like aeerrreseessdddssddd yknow
#you can ignore this epic post i’m just saying words#i drew a picture i think i already said ghag it’s my face it doesn’t really look like me#uh there’s someghinv else i dunno what#man i do not want to go to sleep yet but i won’t get anything done like this will i#ezra’s real life rambles#silly hours posting#<- it’s not even silly hours i’m just dying of plague + 5 hours 20 minutes sleep + kinda busy day#i was thinking earlier right i think i had a dream where i was talking to pictures or something right cause like#i was saying something about not liking chocolate n jam together and then it’s a picture of this one dessert thing i had on holiday which#was chocolage and jam and i felt really guilty and i was thinking about that#and ie as thinking about something else as well but i forgot it now#4 days is not enough days i don’t like that i’m afraid (exams)#yeah sorry this post sucks but now it feels like if i don’t post it i’m like hiding something or lying ??? which isn’t how it work??? but i#don’t have the energy to argue right now so i’ll just go with it and apologise. i’m sorry#scorpions and crabs and they have spoons that’s quite funny it’s not i find it funny i smile
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✂️ barber!mickey & shaggy!ian ✂️
here's the 12th installment for this week's @galladrabbles prompt: beard by @heyheyusedtobemynickname
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A warm towel presses against Ian’s freshly shorn jaw, meticulously wiping away what remains of the shaving cream.
Deeming him clean, Mickey tosses the towel aside, wiping his hands on his apron—white streaks across black fabric—and before Ian can wrench his mind from the fucking gutter, Mickey's bending down in front of him again.
Crystalline eyes sear straight through to his soul.
“Better,” he says. “Now that that sorry excuse for a beard is gone.”
Ian laughs, a pithy little thing. “What? I can’t pull one off?”
Mickey’s tongue swipes at his bottom lip. “Not what I said.”
#hi pals! longtime no see!#inching back into the ole tumblr pool with an offering of words#just 100#but that's the name of the game babes#couldn't let a fucking SPOT ON prompt go to waste#barber!mickey my sweet#shaggy!ian my pet#what will i call shaggy!ian now that he's not shaggy anymore?#anywho next week he might just see himself again#the new & shaped up him#aslkghaskghalkh#getting giddy just thinking about it#i'm still kinda here kinda not but feel free to say hey if you want#regardless i'm loving you up from my crab shell#🖤 ✂️ 🖤#shameless#ian x mickey#galladrabbles
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704 words | rating: t | post-canon
Samatoki was on the phone with Jyuto when he heard it.
Two of his men, making their way down the hall outside his office. His door was open just a crack, just enough to let their voices in.
"Did you hear that?"
"Sounds like ane-san just pulled up."
"Hope he brought food. I'm starving."
Samatoki could practically feel all his thoughts grind to a halt. He'd gotten a text from Ichiro just a few minutes ago, saying he'd picked up the crew's lunch order and would be dropping by with it soon.
Which meant… 'ane-san' was…
"Samatoki?" Jyuto prompted, when Samatoki had been silent for a touch too long.
"I think these freaks have been calling Ichiro 'ane-san' behind my back."
Jyuto was quiet for a moment. Then: "What else would they call him?"
Before Samatoki could ask what the hell that was supposed to mean, Jyuto got another call and hung up to take it. Samatoki stared dead ahead as the familiar sound of a van door sliding open and shut reached his ears.
Outside his office, his men gave Ichiro a hearty, boisterous welcome. Ichiro wasn't officially a member of the Katen-gumi—Samatoki wouldn't allow it—but he'd been coming around every now and then, for the past few months, to help out with this and that. The guys who worked for Samatoki had taken quite a shine to him in that time, if only because Ichiro usually came with food.
Once Ichiro passed off the takeout he'd picked up from a local Chinese place, he made his way down the hall and rapped his knuckles against Samatoki's office door. As usual, he let himself in without waiting for an answer, like he knew Samatoki wouldn't mind.
Which was true.
Samatoki had even told him, time and again, that he didn't need to knock. Especially if he had food.
Which he did.
It wasn't takeout from any of the nearby restaurants, either. But a bento, homemade. Colorful. Chock-full of Samatoki's favorites, and some not-so-favorites that Samatoki begrudgingly tolerated since Ichiro insisted they were good for him.
It was, in fact, just like one of those loving wife bentos the married guys on Samatoki's team liked to brag about.
But that didn't mean Ichiro was…
"Did you know?" Samatoki blurted out as Ichiro unpacked the bento on his desk and dragged a chair over for himself. "They've been calling you 'ane-san'."
Ichiro blinked and froze, half-seated, before slowly lowering himself the rest of the way into the chair.
Samatoki almost could have grimaced. It was fucking weird, wasn't it? Ichiro's reaction proved it. "I'll tell them to cut—"
"I mean," Ichiro said, lips twitching with a barely restrained grin. "What else would they call me?"
Samatoki was the one to blink, now. "You're… fine with it?"
"Mm."
"But… they're talking about you like…" Samatoki blinked a second time, his mouth going rapidly dry. "Like you're my wife."
"And?"
"You're not my wife!"
Ichiro snorted as he passed Samatoki a pair of chopsticks. "Not for lack of trying."
"Huh?"
"Not. For lack. Of trying," Ichiro repeated, bold and unashamed. He gestured to the bentos laid out across Samatoki's desk with a flick of his eyes. "Has it not been obvious?"
"…huh?!"
Samatoki dropped his gaze to the bentos as well. The ones that were made with such obvious care. The ones that always brightened his days. The ones he always photographed too, to show off later, to the other husbands who liked to brag about their lunches.
"Oh," Samatoki breathed. All at once, it seemed so obvious. "You wanna be my wife, Ichi?"
Ichiro ducked his head, finally having the decency to turn a bit pink. But his smile remained, growing all the wider. "Might want a couple dates first, some boyfriend time."
"Anything," Samatoki promised in a rush, before sinking back in his seat with a groan. "Man. What am I gonna do on the onsen trip I booked to woo the fuck outta you next week?"
"Eat your food, danna," Ichiro chided. "I'm sure we'll come up with a few ideas."
An answering grin curled at Samatoki's lips as he finally lifted his chopsticks.
Yeah.
He was pretty sure of that too.
#crab writes#hypmic#ichisama#post-canon#day 3!#once again... failed to stay under word count limit......#maybe let's say 100-1000 words instead lol
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Need to write a little oneshot where Ranpo gives Karl cotton candy and gleefully watches him dip it in water and even gives him more so he can just, keep dipping it and be devastated when it disappears. Meanwhile Poe is frantically trying to get him to stop because of how sad Karl looks.
Secretly this is 100% to make up for the fact my two ranpoe fics don't have Karl in them because I may or may not have forgotten to add him.....
#crab says words#crab writes fics#ranpoe#listen listen in my defense!! i was too busy focusing on the emotional turmoil and angst okay#i swear i love and adore Karl so so much#Karl centric oneshot in the future real not clickbait !!
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I think something so horrible about being disabled by something genetic is that there's all those theoretical "if these little things were changed" how wildly different your life could be. And sure how I got here could be different. I could have a different personality, different interests, different traumas. But I would always end up like this. No matter what I would end up in pain with a body that is falling apart.
Maybe some actions could make it not happen as soon as it did, but it would eventually and inevitably happen. Because I was born with it. In the idea of a multiverse with alternate versions of yourself, the other versions of me would have to have different dna to not end up like this too. And if their dna is different then argumentatively they technically aren't even me at all.
There's something very sad about knowing that it didn't matter what you did, you'd always end up like this. So many things you put off for when you're older, because you don't know yet. You don't know that you will be physically unable to do them when you're older. When I was a kid I could run and jump and climb and dance. And I cant do those things anymore. I'm only 22 and I can't do those things anymore.
Anyways sorry, I saw another post about meeting the evil version of yourself and they always remind me of this. Every version of me, no matter what life they lived, has a degenerative disability and would be in the same exact place I am physically.
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What if I told you
Crabs.
Hun what does this even mean 😭
#I've just been looking at this#at first i thought you got me crabs#i was about to say don't support Tumblr i appreciate the words and reblogs#but nope no crabs#SO WHAT DOES THIS MEAN#jay webs words
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one time in high school one of my buddies googled his own name and the top result was a song on soundcloud titled “In Loving Memory of [friends full legal name]”
and so obviously he went to listen to it. and somehow it was a remix of a video on his youtube channel of himself singing in our school musical. and the remix just. ended with Some Guy claiming that my friend had died immediately after the performance after being shot 14 times. (which was verifiably untrue because he was right there)
and we genuinely do not know who the fuck made this
and its not on soundcloud anymore
but i want to meet this guy and ask him some questions
#why did he do that#it was truly the funniest thing thats ever happened in my life#i cant even find the words to describe the song#it was incredible#storytime#story#silly#crabs saying shit
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sponge crab
#when I was a kid I spent a lot of time looking at these illustrated books and the drawings of crabs really stuck with me for some reason#I looked at them recently and they weren’t as glorious as I remember but it’s ok it was one of my first experiences with illustration#I feel like seeing the picture of the sponge crab again unlocked something in me but idk what#like something so fundamental I cannot describe it with words#but yeah I love the sponge crab#it feels like a really relatable crab#things a sponge crab would say: don’t look at me. don’t look at my sponge. don’t touch my sponge.#maybe I’ll reblog it again with the image of the sponge crab from the book#sponge crab#crabs#my art#colored pencil#traditional art#I haven’t drawn a finished thing in a while blehh#I just realized I uploaded the uncropped version oh well#colored pencils
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