nathan fielder - 1x02 - the rehearsal

he's here and he's pretty

Got to enjoy the new Hollow woods with this boy this past month~

Hello! I absolutely love your Vox content and he's currently my character fixation, I wonder if you could possibly write a Drabble or oneshot(whichever you prefer!) with Reader taking care of a wasted TV man? Thanks!

a/n — YES ABSOLUTELY!! I was actually just thinking about this, to be honest.

Also reader and him aren’t technically dating in this because I love pining and have commitment issues.

Vox clung to your neck and leaned his full body weight on you as you struggled to get him through the door.

“Your ssso sstrong,” he remarked, words slurred. He poked your face with his finger and giggled dumbly.

“Fuck, ah, doesn’t really feel like it,” you grunted. It was getting harder and harder to drag the wasted man everywhere.

Luckily, however, you had just made it to your apartment. The plan was to let him sleep in your bed and you would take the couch. It felt like the least you could do.

From the looks of it, or rather how he looked when you found him, he had a rough day. He was sitting hunched over on a bar stool, suit jacket off and bow tie undone. 

By the time you’d noticed him, he was already completely drunk. He didn’t give you much to work with either when you asked why he looked so miserable.

He simply mumbled and stammered about how ‘I do all the work’ ‘never get a break’ ‘just bitching to me about everything.’ It was clear that an all-too-big amount of stress had led him to the barstool. 

So, with all your strength you had helped him walk, practically carried, more like, him back to your loft.

“Mm, your sso pre—ee—tty,” Vox slurred, once again falling into a fit of giggles. If his words weren’t already incoherent, the added buffering didn’t help.

“Uh-huh,” you say, leading him over to the couch where you sat him down.

“My feet hhurt,” Vox whines, eyes dropping slightly when he meets the soft cushions.

It was strange to see him like this. He was usually so composed and put together, and now it seemed he would say anything that came to mind.

“Well, Vox, let’s take your shoes off, then.” You kneel down to untie his shoes and he continues incoherently babbling about whatever thought popped up.

Lots of which, might I add, were thoughts about how pretty and nice you were.

You knew he was going to hate himself the next morning for letting anyone see him like this. So in your mind, you already came up with reassuring words to make him less embarrassed.

‘Oh you were already almost passed out so you didn’t even say anything’ or something along those lines would probably ease his mind.

“Are we go—oo—gonna kiss?” Vox asked dreamily.

“You’re drunk,” you answer quickly. He didn’t know what he was saying.

“Oh,” he frowned, “but we sshould.”

You helped him get up from the couch by hoisting him up by his sides. Unfortunately, Vox had already hooked his arms around your neck and began leaning fully on you, making you wobble slightly.

His giggles started up again as he obnoxiously started poking your face and pulling your hair.

“God, you really are completely wasted, aren’t you?” You remark, mostly to yourself.

His drunken laughter subsided, “‘m sorry. ‘m sorry that ‘m so drunk.”

He sounded just plain sad, like you had unplugged the drain in the bathtub, letting all of his playfulness out.

“It’s okay, sweetie. You had a long day,” you rub his back comfortingly. He sighs in your arms. 

Sweetie, you think, where did that come from? You weren’t sure. It just felt like the right thing to say. 

“mmh, your nice,” his incoherent giggling was back, “ssso nice to m—mh—me.”

Once again, you half carried him into the bedroom and lied him down on the mattress. You unbuttoned his shirt about a third down in an attempt to make sleep more comfortable for him. 

You placed the covers over him and started to leave. You were thinking about leaving some advil on the table for the morning when you heard Vox whine from behind you.

“Don’t leave,” he whispered, words still slurred. “Stay, please.” His hand had a weak grip on your own, trying to pull you closer to him.

“What?” you asked dumbly.

But Vox didn’t say anything else, just pleaded with his eyes for you too stay at least until he fell asleep.

You obliged. You sat down in the space next to him and rubbed his back. He sighed contently and nuzzled up against your leg, as you were still sitting up.

After that it didn’t take long for him to doze off, not before muttering a small ‘thank you.’ 

a/n — I think I’m gonna do a Velvette fic after this. Not entirely sure.

Also, disclaimer, the only reason you go back to your apartment and not his is because i’m not entirely sure where the Vees live.

So, yea, please don’t take your drunk situationship back to your apartment that’s kinda weird.

𑁥౿ 𝓈𝓉𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝓇𝑒𝓁𝒾𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 — isagi y.

۫ ּ 𓂅⋆ cw. nsfw 18+ ! fem, sub! reader、profanity & dirty talkin'、pussydrunk! yoichi、use of nicknames、adult isagi & reader. revised reupload frm old acc ᵔᴗᵔ happy (belated) birthday yoichi 🧸 ❤︎‪

"c'mon baby, you're better than this. move those hips." isagi grunted, fingers molding around at your hips like a starved man . .

his navy blue's sparkling at how adorable your ass looked all marked up, only to look further at how hungrily your pussy clinged to him. "fuck . . you were doing so well pretty, don't tell me that's ya got?" he taunted, his voice all hot and breathy as his hips rolled punishingly into your heat. yoichi’s head replaying every hushed moan and desperate whimpers that escaped those plush lips.

"haah, f—fuck.. yoichi, m’ trying . . !" you squeaked, genuinely struggling to keep up because how could you? he looked like a dream. his pretty midnight hair sticking to his forehead as he peered down at you with nothing but desire, not sure if it was the humidity of the shower or his mean glare that had you breathless. he was eyeing down at you as if you were pathetic for even suggesting helping him release his stress. it’s so unlike the sweet, considerate yoichi you were used to.

well, not that you minded.

infact, it was the last thing on your mind when yoichi was feverishly bullying his cock into your pussy. the force of his pelvis pounding at your hips made it as if he was using you as his personal fleshlight, made solely to milk his cock. his bruised lips peppering down your neck, latching his mouth at spots that he knew raised a reaction out of you. it was as if he was in a daze, caressing your neck and tilting your neck until his kisses trailed up onto your lips before he met you with a sloppy kiss. rewarding you for the way your pussy clamped around his cock at every thrust he gave, hugging him like you couldn't live without him balls deep into your sweet pussy.

“there we go . . shit, can't pull out if i wanted to, taking me so fucking well.” isagi whispered on top of your lips. “you're too good f'me . ." he praised, his punishing thrusts shifting to slow rocks of your hips back and forth on his cock. "ah. . yoi— ngh. . sso much . ." you slurred, reaching your climax for the second time. savored moans falling out your lips as you felt his thumb circling our clit, causing your eyebrows to scrunch and lower-half tense at the overstimulation. "yoichi . .”

"mhm ? talk to me baby . ." he panted, the shower's heat catching up to him— more drunk on your pussy than ever. he was going mad, you don't know how your pussy flutters on his dick right after you cum and it’s giving him a absolute rush. oh he's so sure, he can't hold back anymore, he was gonna blow a load soon, and shit— he's gna fuck his cum soo fucking deep in you. it was the only thought he had left as he pinched at your clit, the groans leaving his lips becoming more exasperated and whiny.

catching onto this desperation, your habit of spurring him on was screaming at you to push him even further. "w—wan' ur cum, need it so— so bad!" you mewled, looking back at him as you meet his thrusts. your words babbling when his speed picked up again, adoring the hungry way he dragged his cock in you.

"shit . . need my cum huh? how greedy.” isagi grinned, tilting your face to the mirror across the shower. “look at you, tryna make the number one striker a daddy."

face flushing at the sight of yourself as your embarrassment left as soon as your knees buckled at his words. "mhm, yes ! let me daddy . . i’ve been soo good, g. . gimme m’ reward.” you panted out, a pleased noise leaving you as he quickened his pace once more, bending himself over you as his hair tickled your neck as he whispered. “ your reward ‘s right here pup, don't let any of it waste okay?" he coaxed, placing a light kiss on top of your ear.

a mix of breathless moans left both of your lips as you felt him empty himself, ruining your spoiled cunt. hushed curses leaving him as bucked his hips a couple of times into you before a new ring of your cum formed around his dick, soft whispers of affection leaving him but barely able to be heard due to the pitter-patter of the water droplets decorating on the floor.

"yoichi, baby. ." you cooed first after catching your breath, laying back against his chest, eyes closed as you blindly switched the water to a colder temperature, hand crawling up to scratch at his head. "you with me. . ?"

wrapping his hands around your waist, head following at the tranquilizing feeling of your fingers after letting out a affirmative huff. "yeah . . mm i'm right here." isagi cooed back, pressing more tender kisses on your shoulder. "thanks angel, needed that." he cooed, massaging at your curves lovingly with adoration.

"mmhm . . anything for you . .”

© CUBFFECTIONS.

a/n: part two & not edited

part 1 | part 2

his breathing is haggard when he feels you up under his shirt. his pace is slow but so rough as he gropes and massages every part of you like he's committing your body to memory.

and, in a way, he is. your soft pants for more are enough to have him slowly grinding into you despite his boxers separating you both from what you really want. he has to take his time; he tells you in a deep gasp. always so fastidious with your pleasure. addicted to your warmth even in the cold of your shared room. 

"please....touch me"

a chill runs down his spine at the way your slick seeps through the cotton covering him and he quickly moves to take them off and give you what he knows you deserve.

"just lay back love, I'll handle the rest. jus' let me look at you," he says as your breath hitches, feeling how hard and big he is against you, something you don't know if you'll ever get used to, but can't get enough of.

you let your softer hands run over his abs and up to his neck, pulling him down for a kiss that he happily indulges you in. just running his cock up and down your entrance makes you both gasp. but when he finally pushes into you, you're digging your nails into his biceps and he's groaning into the crook of your neck. his thrusts begin slow, letting you get used to him inside. but when he feels you relax in his arms, he speeds up his thrust.

his grip settles on your hip and throat as he fucks you so deep you almost sob. not that he's in any better state, face flushed and eyes squinted because he can't take his eyes off you, but he's also afraid if he looks too deeply, he'll cum on the spot.

"you're so–fuck–beautiful, baby, you know that? m-my pretty girl." he says fucking you so good your nails must be breaking his skin as you whine.

he only goes faster as you get louder, and his grip on your neck gets tighter. you're seeing stars in his hold, barely able to get out that you're cumming before the coil winding in your gut snaps and your orgasm hits you like a tsunami, and ,your back dramatically arches as your legs wrap around his hips.

"f-fuck you squeeze–aahh!–me s-sso tight baby." he says head thrown back in the bliss of your cunt sucking him so deep that he knows he'll cum soon.

"I l-love u! f-fuck! love you so much!" you cry, snapping your hips back down on him as you ride out your orgasm.

and that's all it takes for him to crumble. he's whining your name as he shoots his load deep in you with trembling hands. when he's ridden his high out, he scoops you up in his arms and kisses you, proclaiming his love every time your lips part.

moonlight sprinkles on you once more as he cleans you up, being gentle with you. the drowsy smile you wear has his heart swelling in his chest as he picks you up bridal style to bring you back to bed. you snuggle into his chest as he wraps his arms around you under your covers and draws figures into your plush skin with his thumb.

"I love you," he confesses and smiles when he hears you say the same into his chest.

hihi! sso i have this little brainrot of a shadow milk cookie x reader but like──you know the puppets the shadow milk cookie made? yeah what if he didn't make it at all (bro is probably bad at drawing at that)

so he ask his lovely s/o to draw it for him, but their drawings are too gorgeous so shadow milk was like "oh no no darling, that's not how you draw them, make them look more stupider." specifically referring to pure vanilla cookie's and elder faeries'. but when it comes to shadow milks puppet, oh nah he is going to keep it because why not! his dearest made it so why would he throw it <33

"Loooovley~!" called the voice of your lover. "How are the puppets coming along?"

"Good!" You called back, sitting on the ground. You paid no mind to the warped Silver Kingdom around you. It didn't really matter to you, you were way too caught up in making these puppets. "Come have a look!"

You could hear Shadow Milk Cookie skipping over, knowing the sound of his footsteps very well. He soon stopped behind you and knelt down, wrapping his arms around you. And somehow, you could hear him pout.

"Oh, my little muse, these are all too pretty!"

You blinked. "Is.. is that a problem?"

You could feel Shadow Milk Cookie nod. "They all have to look more silly, especially those two." His voice dipped with bitterness as he pointed to Pure Vanilla Cookie and Elder Faerie Cookie's puppets.

"Could have told me that sooner?" You teased, shaking your head. "Okay, I'll get to remaking them-"

He promptly grabbed the one you made of him. "Not this one though!" He grinned. "It's too perfect."

"Always switching your mind." You rolled your eyes and turned your head and kissed his cheek. Shadow Milk Cookie merely laughed happily.

Levi knows he can do you better than your man can.

🖤 Don't mind me, in just falling for Levi

Levi thinks your so pretty with the tears in your eyes, your legs divorced, him forcing himself so deep that you can feel it in places no one could ever seem to reach. Levi knows it, when he licks the tear that rolls down your cheek. I'd bet he’s never made you cry like this, he doesn't know how to touch you, does he? His truth, like his dick, is hard to take. His teeth lay into your shoulder leaving you to twist against the binds tethering you to either side of his bed. Ssssss-Shhhh, if it's just a little pain, you can take it pretty baby. He pushes deep, pulling out slow, roughly pushing back inside again. Pleasure and pain are one in the same now. You flinch, your head raising from the bed but not from the continual battering from his his talented but unkind member. His It was because you knew he was ruining you. How could anyone else ever measure up to this? The man between your legs was drunk off the way his name erupted from you sinful mouth. Levi, too much. Too much, or too good, he whispers in your ear seeing right through the way your shame clung to you. If anything, it made you clench him tighter inside. I'll make it so you want more. I'll make you need more. He boasts, a tattooed hand necklace adorning your pretty little neck now, squeezing just enough that you couldn't scream anymore. I’ll make it so that anytime he touches you you think of me. He bucks his hips losing himself in you as your tears flow freely. You know it won't feel like what I can do. His rythym builds and he grins down upon the glittering eyes imploring him to give even more. If I'm wrong, say the word, I'll stop. He pants, pushing his way in so deep you actually feel the moment you fell in love with his dick and maybe even him. You only close your eyes, ashamed and on the brink of one of the most cataclysmic orgasms you'd ever have. He slows, his thumb drawing your lips apart for you to suck. Ah ah I didn't think so. He tells you this, his thumb now pressing into your mouth. You'll have to look at me. I won't have you come any other way. I take pride in my work, so open them, or I'll stop. You can just barely manage to pry them open, but you were met with his satisfied gaze. He watched you explode making a mess of his satin sheets. For the first time you see him smile. That's it, come for me. He shudders. Mmmm, you're fucking strangling my cock, Ss—sso fuckin wet, fuck. c'mon, give me more. He grunts nearing his own release. He just barely manages to pull out in time to eject a heavy white load over your pretty tits. Looking at him with stars in your eyes, he's practically moving art, tight arms and even tighter abs, his dark hair a mess as he stoked out the last few spurts on of his cum on your trembling body. You couldn't move when he untied you, but that didn't stop him from flipping you onto your stomach ready to make you call your man and tell him you're never come home again.

From the honey pot 🍯

I've been practicing. How's this?? @littlemochabunni @biscuitsngravie @ryomens-vixen @blkkizzat @i-literally-cant-with-this and @callm3senpaii I've been bitten so hard. 😍

The Trees are part of the Squid's Plan! (major main quest spoilers)

After spending way too long playing through the new quests in SSO, I've come up with a theory. A real long theory. That the Life Wardens are siding with both Dark Riders and Soul Riders in order to repair the Wild Weave and reconnect with one another, inadvertently helping the Dark Riders to free Garnok.

Lemme explain.

This is the map in the Fort Maria portal room. It shows the seven major Life Wardens that we know of, but it also gives us some clues about the story going forwards.

First, the obvious.

Yeah, there's no way that little illustration in the corner is anything but Ol' Squiddy's Tentacles. But we knew he was imprisoned between worlds, in neither Pandoria nor Jorvik - so finding out he's been chilling in the Wild Weave, or a location only accessible by it, makes sense.

Next, when it comes to putting a name to each of these trees I think most are fairly self explanatory. We've known about most of these trees for years, even if they've never been a part of the story, such as with the Ice Tree by the Stonecutter's Vault in Dino Valley, and the Unnamed Tree way up near where you finish the Red String Trail in the Firgrove Mountains.

Where it gets interesting is with the two trees I couldn't place; such as the one between the Sentinel Tree in Mistfall and the Ice Tree in Dino Valley; and the one on the far left, signified by floating islands.

In my mind it makes sense to have a couple of the trees sprouting in Pandoria, since the two worlds are connected by the tree roots - and the only floating rocks I know about are in Pandoria - but who knows.

Overlaying the normal map on top of these locations makes it pretty clear that they're supposed to correspond to real map locations. The only anomaly is the Ice Tree and Sentinel Tree, whose positions are reversed on the portal map.

What's interesting is that Garnok, if I'm following the map's logic correctly, would hold exactly the same positioning as the Dark Core Oil Rig.

(For context, we know the Rig's position from old skybox errors that used to show it when stood in the right spots, some maps from the books (which I know aren't always canon anymore, but hey it's the best we've got) and, most recently, if the player looks South when entering Devil's Gap, thanks to that little black hole we helped Sunshine open up recently.)

Where am I going with all this? Okay!

Firstly, we know that the trees have helped the Dark Riders in the past. The Life Wardens have repeatedly said the only loyalty they have is to each other, and quite frankly after what the Jarl did, who can blame them. (Thanks Jon).

This is going into massive spoiler territory for the most recent quest as of 17/1/24 so if you haven't completed it yet, flee.

The Sentinel Tree in the Wildwoods has been corrupted by Pandorian magic for a while now. But in the newest quest, we saw Sabine using the Runesmasher to break into it and create a portal to free Erissa.

Side tangent about the hammer:

For those who didn't play the Halloween quests, basically one of the Jarl's servants got the ice valley smith to make a hammer that could destroy runestones, broke one open, and a Vala witch gave him immortality. Aka. Sive (or an identical Vala witch), who is deeply connected with the Life Wardens and who probably gave Sabine the hammer when we saw her in Devil's Gap, has no problem with this action.

The Life Wardens, or at the very least Sive, their ally, wanted the portal opened and Erissa freed.

Why?

To re-grow the Wild Weave.

Assuming Garnok's position on my map was correct, the only way the Dark Riders now have to free him is to go directly through the Wild Weave.

And since we're good people who like nature... yeahhh the Soul Riders are totally going to end up healing some trees and inadvertently opening the path to Garnok wide open.

Oh yeah. We're going to mess up royally.

Derek redesign! Thank you for reminding me about how dirty he was done @toruq and @simplyssoscreenshots on my last post 💀

I completely forget he wasn't originally white which is pretty sad! I always considered his SSL art as him being Indian and I think it also works lovely for his design!

I tried to tackle his design as more practical and casual, even though it was sooo tempting to make him slay so hard. I am happy with this though, it feels very reasonable and grounded. Again, I am trying to consider and limit myself with how I do these, as if it could actually be fit to add into SSO as it is now.

Hope people like him, I know he's pretty beloved and I like him a lot too. He's just a very endearing character to me :-)c

2023 kdrama list

list of the kdramas i watched and loved in 2023

obviously this is quite late but to those who want to start a kdrama, this is it.

#10 - soundtrack #2

there is such a comfort in the soundtrack series. even soundtrack #1 was so good, but this new instalment, truly works on the og kdrama tropes. lovers to exes to accidental 'fate' encounter to forced proximity to lovers again. puppy dog male lead, angsty female lead, jealousy, wholesome second lead, it's got it all. and ofc, music.

#9 - king the land

many people did not like this drama. honestly, if you're watching a kdrama that is romance and comedy then why would be angry that it had romance and comedy. again, a true example of a classic kdrama, rich ceo guy with hardworking girl, mix in some trauma and employee-employer drama, and this is the perfect clichéd drama.

#8 - see you in my 19th life

honestly i just like watching ahn bo hyun. he is such a pretty man. storyline-wise, i feel like they did a lot of stuff, but the ending honestly disappointed me. shin hye sun, as usual, love the woman, what an actor, the second leads also did not disappoint, loved them all.

#7 - crash course in romance

such a heartwarming drama. choi chiyeol with the temperament of a wet cat, the stress of studies in all asian countries, not just korea. all the romances were so cute (barring the best friend and brother). one thing they could have done better was cast a younger actress for the female lead. even this love triangle was so cute and fun.

#6 - my demon

song kang and kim yoo jung really killed it with the chemistry. i mean, forget everything else, i'll just take 16 episodes of them hanging out. even behind the scenes reels will work. the plot was pretty solid, felt like a remake of doom at your service. song kang does a wonderful job at being both goofy and serious, and kim yoo jung did so good at the angsty ceo.

#5 - the good bad mother

am i surprised this ended up higher than my demon? yes. this was such a good show, the past and present layered together so beautifully. the villains seemed like actual villains, but you weren't sure who to hate until the last episode. really shows some aspects of motherhood through both the eyes of the kids and mothers. had a cute little romance as well.

#4 - the worst of evil

ji chang wook and wi ha jun. need i say more? i have said it once, and i'll say it again - so few do action like koreans do. i mean, vincenzo, my name, midnight runners, and now this, such action masterpieces.

#3 - daily dose of sunshine

park bo young wa sso cute in this one. i miss small kdramas with intense plots. mental illnesses were dealt with very well in this one. the romance was so cute, and chang ryul, my baby, i missed him so much.

#2 - alchemy of souls s2

i just. love. this series. so much. like, the characters are so well built, the storyline, the romance, the destiny, oh my god. please watch this.

#1 - welcome to samdal-ri

this comes as a surprise to absolutely no one. what a feel-good drama to end 2023. it was the perfect remix of hometown cha cha cha that we all needed. ji chang wook, my absolute gem of a man, and shin hye sun, queen of no shit given but too many shits given roles. adore the friendships, romance, calm setting, the love between everyone. please watch it.

2, 20, and 21 for the ask prompt :3 x

hi toruq :3

What does your Starter Horse look like? What did you name it, and did you ever change that name?

his looks are based on my imaginary heart horse since i was a kid. i saw a "black" horse with brown hair on a family trip to england and scotland when i was like 11 or something and my brain chemistry changed. i felt a huge bond to this horse i met for 1 minute on the side of the road. back then, i made a hobby horse based on that horse (sadly dont think anyone ever took a photo of it, the time before smartphones....) the only major thing different about his sso version to my brain version is that he has some kind of white face mark, but im not rly sure still what the mark looks like.

he didnt really have a name tho. i cant remember if i ever gave the hobby horse version a name or not. when i joined sso (as a random "lol ill try out this silly kids game" moment and didnt know i would actually keep playing) and had to decide a name for him, i went with Winterborn bc i love the winter and it just sounded pretty, and i wouldnt change it now, i think, esp bc i also tied it into his story (foal found alone freezing to death in the winter and getting rescued to south hoof). but i have other names for other versions of my heart horse, in other games and stuff. some other ones attached to it is Evening Star, Starlight....

20 i answered here

Which Soul Rider is your Favorite, and is there a reason behind it?

basically linda just bc i like her colour scheme and that shes a geek and has glasses. i think in ssl lisa might be my favourite, shes okay in sso too but theyre just all so cardboardy that theres not much to talk about. anne and alex share the last place (im sorry.....) not for any particular reason, except that i generally lean more towards non-blond characters due to sweden trauma agsdjfds

Hi! Can I req a matchup for starwars? I'm transfem! I don't care for the gender, just whoever fits 💚 I'm abt to be 16 in like . 3 weeks.. you can give me adult characters though!! I'll make a self insert 🫣

I'm 5'8" and have curly DARK brown hair that's chin-length? 'Amber' eyes, square face and freckles. I'm tan and covered in scars from random things. I'm OCD and autistic, I love horror a whole lot! I like hiking, baking, scavenging and candlemaking! I'm hyperfem and wear a lot of pink and girly things.. my love language is gift giving and physical touch. I'm pretty reckless and just kinda do whatever (cringe) but overall super excitable?? Super talkative and emotional. I hoard shiny things and sleep so so much, I also read a lot?? I DUNNO!! I have a thick country accent and grew up on a farm so I love livestock so much... horsies<33 okay that's all I can think of ehhrhe

i ship you with

tech!!(tbb)

tech is my babygirl i love him sm. dw pookie im a minor too💔

you two would LOVE scavenging together. you would be running around and pointing at random plants that piqued your interest while tech, finally taking a break from his datapad explained their different characteristics and long ass scientific names. he likes talking about all the shiny thingies you collect

t. “oh, that? well thats a—“ r. “no not that one you explained it already” t. “this one’s a—“ r. “done with that.”

idk i guess you two met through wrecker?? he sso silly ygs would totally be friends💯💯he would def scold you for like 20 mins after doing something “wreckless” but its okay he labs you<3

you were the sunflower that somehow fell into his life. im a proud autistic tech headcanoner along w my pookiebear autistic frennies, ygs are literally THE chaos duo.

omg omg ygs would have these dates where like uh you would just like go around pabu for 45 minutes separately then come back w gifts for eachother and have a picnic!!!tech loves giving you lil flowers(you do too) he would take a little while when it comes to physical touch..esp cuddling but its okay he’ll warm up at some point

(please spare my bad english, hope y'all get my point </3)

I feel like we don't talk about Katja and Sabine's relationship, so I'm gonna share a bit of my opinion on it (includes new lore, im much more invested in their redesigns lmao)

-I feel like Sabine is quite manipulative, doesn't matter the person in front of her. She wouldn't dare using it towards M. Sands tho.

-She's very confident, not that much of a social butterfly but enough to have a good friend circle and go on a date from time to time. She intimidates if she needs to, BUT. She's terrified by the idea of death. Not the concept of Death itself, but her dying. She'd hate someone bringing that to her face. She doesn't see herself dying, she's too proud to be vulnerable. She's very cautious before going on mission, preparing everything. So when she feels in a life threatening situation, she gets really tense and mad at every person around, not calm at all, like she's used to. Katja would notice, but wouldn't dare tell her.

-Katja is much more impulsive, even if she tries her best to control her emotions, based on the comic, she doesn't control them well so... She's very introverted, basically the opposite of Sabine but she doesn't fear her fate at all, she just accepted it. Is it too much if i headcanon her as someone who struggles with social interactions ? I feel like that ball of nerves only knows violence to communicate... -Can't say it doesn't make Sabine mad, that Katja make so much reckless decisions when she had a clear plan in her head (cf; the draconium quest, if my memory doesn't betray me, she menaces to make everything explode GIRLL LMAO) -To conclude, Sabine and Katja's relationship is quite tense with two opposite vision of Garnok and how to serve him, by extent their relationship with M. Sands. I'm pretty sure he sees Sabine as a reliable Dark Rider when he sees Katja as a weapon, unstable one at that. Sad that sso won't develop it more, im so invested in their toxic yuri love. :c

My DDLC + OCs Headcanons-

I was bored and decided to this instead of being productive. (JKJKJK!!)

Monika- Cis girl (She/It) but in a forest deity type of way. Definitely has a love for music (Piano) and poetry. She is very much a lover girl when she falls in love with someone. Definitely neurotypical (I can’t pick up any ND vibes from here.) Pansexual Icon OFC! Definitely listen to that one Keyshia Cole song “Love” and Laufey. Has a bit of obsessive tendencies but not as much as Yuri. Definitely prefers tea over coffee. Still very much a perfectionist but is trying to get better at taking breaks when she needs it. I also headcanon her to be Swedish. (She’s a bit delulu 😺)

Sayori- Agender (She/They) She doesn’t really care how you refer to her as long as isn’t rude. Definitely Onmisexual (Pref for Guys) They have signs of ADHD but it was never confirmed whether she has it or not but the signs are there. (Parents didn’t get her checked out.) She prefers cold/warm foods and drinks. <— (Projection) She’s not a fan of people who dislike their friends or people who bash their friend’s interests. She definitely has depression if you know her well enough you can tell when their mood changes or when their happy go lucky facade is breaking. Sayori likes milk but prefers strawberry milk over chocolate. She definitely listens to Taylor Swift and Meghan Trainor. (Definitely listen to Love Story by Talyor on repeat.)

Yuri- Demigirl (She/Her) She is a girl but not at the same time. She is lesbian demisexual in my opinion. She gives off Toriel (Undertale) vibes. She loves horror but something tells me she likes reading about women’s history as well. (Specifically Jeanne d'arc, Emilia Plater, and Empress Sisi’s stories.) I headcanon her to have Autism <— (Projection) and some obsessive traits. I also hc that she, Imogen (OC), and Sayori go to therapy together. She also doesn’t like to admit it but she sometimes likes reading with Natsuki. (I like to think that they trade books with each other but they think of each other as well.) (Like Natsuki will maybe pick up a Manga that has a few scary elements in it for Yuri while Yuri will try to find a horror or thriller book that is not too scary for Natsuki.) Definitely listen to Mitski, Marina and maybe The Neighborhood.

Natsuki- Transfem (She/Her) I hc her as Bi-Questioning. Like she knew she liked men but when she looks at pretty girls she can feel her heart flutter and a small blush spread across her face. (She also started to question herself when she noticed herself liking some females in the manga she reads.) She definitely has a lot of anxiety from her father’s outbursts. Which developed a lot of problems for her like being very reserved, she tends to push people away and has built a very high wall to keep people out but she desperately craves friendship and something like a sisterhood. (Examples: SSO: The Soulriders, MLP: The Mane 6, or even the Mario Princess: Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, Pauline (Ik Pauline isn’t a princess but shhh 🤫) and she loves Manga and short stories. Listen to Lana Del Ray, Olivia Rodrigo and possibly Mother Mother.

MC- Demiboy (He/They) Definitely Aroace (Specifically Lithromantic Gray-Ace) He is very much neurotypical. He originally came to the clubroom to get with the girls but after a while his attraction towards the girls faded and they kinda stayed because they liked the girls company and because he was getting the hang of poem writing thanks to Monika. They give off Kris vibes from Deltarune. (Appearance wise) Very much introverted and socially awkward towards people and is a bit dense. He is a gamer but tends to stick to chill games rather than action pack ones. (Ex: Stardew Valley, Abzu, Animal Crossing.) But on rare occasions he does play Detroit becomes human, Untitled Goose Game, and Life is Strange. Listens to Will Wood, Pitbull, and James Arthur.

(OC) Imogen- Cis Straight Girl (She/They) Has Audhd (Autism and ADHD) and Social Anxiety Has a hard time making friends due to her autism and social anxiety making her a loner at school. <— (Projecting) Surprisingly MC was the one who came up to them and asked them to join the club. They were hesitant at first but MC reassuringly told her that it would be a great opportunity to make some friends and when she heard the word “friends” she immediately said yes. They love Greek Mythology and Dystopian themed books and they also indulge in romance books. They also happen to be a gamer as well. She mostly plays adventure games and some visual novels. (Ex: Sky: Children Of Light, Never Alone, Starshine Legacy, and Slay The Princess.) Imogen and MC watch each other play sometimes. (Like he could be playing Animal Crossing while Imogen is playing SSO {Star Stable Online} ) Very very much on the introverted side but is very passionate to talk about her interests. Also she listens to Beach Bunny, Kesha, and Loreen.

They are also in a QPR with their partner Zane.

(OC) Zane- Nonbinary (He/They) Aroace (Cupioromantic & Asexual) Neurotypical as well. He was a very extroverted person with any person they interacted with. Before they came to terms that they were Aroace they tried so hard to get those “romantic feelings” but every time he tried it always failed. He gave up on love for a bit but then a pretty girl (Imogen) came and invited them to a literature club? He decided to go with it and join the club. He is very much an expert at poetry but the literature he enjoys is Mystery and Graphic Novels. They give off great big brother vibes.. Is pretty much a big goofy teddy bear. Developed queerplatonic feelings for Imogen. They were the one who asked her out because she was too anxious to do so. Listens to Cavetown, Alec Benjamin, and Bo Burnham.

All together HCs-

MC and Sayori were both best friends when Imogen joined the two. Sayori immediately invited them with open arms.

Natsuki and Zane both team up to try to convince Monika and Yuri that manga and graphic novels are literature.

Imogen suggests that they could do book reviews and recommendations sometimes for a club meeting instead of just doing poems.

Like I said before Yuri, Sayori and Imogen are therapy buddies (They're also trying to get Natsuki to go to therapy but Natsuki is stubborn and says that she doesn’t need therapy.) (She very much does need it 😹)

Yuri and Natsuki spend time with each other in bookstores, cute cafes and maybe even at Yuri’s house doing a variety of things. From reading to binge watching shows to listening to random podcasts and music.

Monika and Sayori are such hopeless romantics wanting to be loved and appreciated by a significant other.

Sometimes the group will go to someone’s house and watch movies together. Everyone gets there early so everyone can have a turn picking a movie.

Zane is a very affectionate person while Imogen is very touch starved and she literally melts when Zane shows her any form of affection.

Everyone in the club has codenames for when they're talking shit about someone (That’s not in the club..)

Everyone cares and loves each other in many different ways.

Yuri and Monika often try different teas together and tell each other how they feel about it.

Yuri, Zane, and Imogen get along really well because of interests in books.

Sayori tries her best to help Natsuki with her eating habits. (Like sharing her lunch or carrying around an extra snack.) and Natsuki bakes Sayori some yummy treats in return for her kindness but not without saying that she was only doing it because she didn’t want to owe her anything.

That’s about it.. (Not doing ships unless it’s for my OCs.)

(Also Tell Me Why I Had Such A Hard Time Spelling Straight??? 😹😹)

sir P relationship hcs plzzz!!!!

PENNI PENNI PENNI PENNI PENNI PENNI PENNI PENN-

Val - "I don't like him."(Tension)

Vox - "Why did you throw me away...?"(Heartbroken)

Velvet - "I don't...trusssst her..."(Tension)

Hex - "Pleassse don't throw my eggssss into the grid...they're good..."(Tension)

Shirley - "Pretty..."(Tension)

Ebony - "Can you...watch my eggsss for me...?"(Trust)

Ranni - "Ssshe ssseemsss...interesssting..."(Tension)

Alastor - "Ssscary..."(Tension)

Rosie - "Sssshe ssseemsss pretty!"(Friendly)

Orion - "Why doesss he ssseem to be at Husssk'sss bar sso often...?"(Friendly)

Charlie - "Ssshe offered me a sssecond chance!"(Friendly)

Angel Dust - "He wasss sssussspiciousss of me at firssst..."(Tension)

Vaggie - "Ssshe wasss sssussspiciousss too..."(Tension)

Lute - "Sssstupid bitch."(Tension)

Adam - "Fuck you."(Hated)

Jax - "I...uhm...can't...tell you...uhm...p..pleassse...back up...you're ssscaring me..."(Feared)

Lucifer - "Ssssir, yesss, sssir!!"(Respected)

Peter - "Friendly!"(Friendly)

Astrid - "Ssshe ssseemsss ssstrong!"(Friendly)

Lilith - "Who?"(Neutral)

Eve - "Ssshe ssseemsss...not welcoming..."(Tension)

Hope ya enjoy! :D