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privitivium · 2 months

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Uhhh i been thinking how about yan two alphas competing for a Omega nerdy Male reader.... Like imagine a yan jock alpha that "needs" helps on whatever test/exam (When in reality he only wants the male reader) but the yan bully alpha see that as a threat because he also wants the reader and there is no way he leting a stupid jock take him away from him..

I can also imagine that the reader gets rail from both of them after they realise that the reader is probably "save" with the both of them (Is like a way to not give up on the reader and also keeping him close even if they hate sharing the reader :3)...

real. i like the jock n bully thing so i might reuse that as some kinda ramble fic,,, sorry for any mistakes, subbot reader

yan alpha jock + bully duo x nerdy omega reader

cw;; dubcon, plain nsfw, spitroasting - tiny dick having reader

jock and delinquent... nearly always going at it. couldnt help but snap at each other - the lingering scent of the other around your locker - you just had to know what was up right? no way you were that much of an oblivious moron... jock believes that you do know about his like towards you, and you're just a flustered little thing not knowing what to do with himself, no idea how to react to such a big strong guy taking a liking to you!!

no worries, he'll help you come out of your shell, silly-! wouldn't you rather he help you than that wretched fucking bastard delinquent? haha, yeah, he figured... sauntering up so confidently to your locker, nose twitching at your apparent flusteredness - what happened while he was away for a brief moment?! god dont look at him with those wide little eyes, he doesnt want you to be scared of him,,, though he cannot deny the feeling of his prick twitching at your intent, wide-eyed stare... looking like a bunny in shock. yeah, he understands why you would be surprised... him loitering around your locker and finally having the courage to actually talk to you so confidently!!

merely scheduling a time to tutor him is all... he desperately needs it - calling himself such an idiot as he nearly begs you for it - answering with a soft;; "alright! alright, yesㅡsure, jeez..." aw, he's sorry he's a bit pushy, but you have to demand these sort of things with someone so nervous like you-! ecstatically sauntering away the way he came... score! a tutoring session with his adorable little guy he stalks on the down lowㅡhah! beat that! all fucking smug as he so happens to pass by the dude he was ruling against... tossing him an evil, cruel look. that fucking bastardㅡ

ㅡ"what do you think youre doing?" he burst into the classroom you were occupying - an onega and alpha alone together - and it's not you and him!??! - so suddenly - you, squeaking in surprise that he pauses a moment to assess you... before turning his attention to that wretched jock

ㅡ"i'm being tutored, what does it look like?" he grumbles, cocking an eyebrow with his hand on your inner thigh. it doesn't quite look like ... he's being tutored. observing your embarrassed, hunched over figure, nearly squirming away from jock's touch - "man, th-that.. just isn't fair..." delinquent hisses in disappointment, stepping closer after locking the door behind him. the scent would be enough - of two alphas so clearly horny; infiltrating your nostrils and overpowering your sense of logicㅡ"this isn't a fair fight!" he continues, lurking closer - "you taking advatange of him-!" truly, a mindless rant. to try and curve his aggression as he smells the lingering scents of embarrassment and arousal - god, stop staring at him like that?!!

"ye-yeah i mean he'll- with us as his-" delinquent pauses, grumbling and huffing as he inhales the scent of your delicious fucking scent and nearly cumming before willing himself; stiffening and grabbing hold of your hips to ground himself;; "he'll be fine with both of us around you fucking idiot, don't you ever think?" he snarked, nearly snarling as he jerks forward - grinding his into your rear roughlyㅡ

they just cant help themselves, you know... your scent filling their brains and all they can think about is filling you to the brim. snd it looks that way you're thinking the same thing, huh??? i mean - practically eyefucking them right??!!! it'a your own fault!

"isn't he so pretty." jock mumbled, eyes raking over your figure strewn out over the desk they were going to have to dispose of - "he's so cute. so compliant... he's actually pretty calm with both of us here huh?" mentioning casually with a truely breathless moan of a voice; yes, calm - your face tear stricken and darkened in color with a blush, choking around his cock and trying so hard to swallow and to calm yourself downㅡyes, that's good.. you're doing so good.

"no need to be so angry..." jock mumbled, nearly in a trace, staring down at you so lovingly and ever so gently grazing his palm along your cheek. praising you.. "be gentle with him, you jackass. he deserves it." he scoffs, passing a cruel glare toward the other - gently caressing your face; completely unminding of your tears and drool dribbling down your face. seeming to find you pretty either way...

ㅡit was a true wonder how the two top dogs weren't brawling over who gets to stick their dick inside you first - quite complacent with their positions... one getting to stare into your eyes and pet you while you take his cock down your hollowed out throat and the other getting to feel the walls of your heat clamping on his prick - nearly sucking his fat length into you;; both inhaling the scent of your pungent arousal and obvious embarrassment - it was seen as a plus to fucking you as it permeates the room. "s-shut up! don't tell me how to treat him..." he complains, jaw tensing as he hunches over, nearly panting.

"at least I'm the one who gets to feel their tongue on his cock first.." he hisses, gloating as he slowly rocks into your mouth; tongue along the underside of his girth and instinctively hollowing your throat... and him, making sure to gently caress your tears away and praise you for taking him so well, taking him fully that your nose was buried in his trimmed cut. "-and i'm the one who gets to feel their tight little walls clamp on my cock - first." delinquent snarls- slick dripping down ones' sack before he glances downward at your sudden tighteningㅡloosening his strong grip on your waist with guilt riddling his toughened expression...

ㅡ"a-ah, sorry, sweetheart..." delinquent's grumbling voice could be heard faintly over the sound of your soft sobs and mewling... fumbling around and reaching downward inbetween your trembling legs - cum dribbling from your prick that he so gently takes hold of. "so tiny..." he snickers breathlessly, hips snapping forward as he languidly strokes your cock completely messy with your cum - "just like it's cute owner..."

#yandere alpha.....#ocs =͟͟͞͞★#x male reader #male reader #x bttm male reader #x sub male reader!#sub male reader #bttm male reader #dom male character #top male character!#yandere x male reader #yandere oc x reader #yandere male x male reader #yandere m x m reader #yandere male x reader

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canvasbaby · 2 years

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high heels- eddie munson x fem!reader

warnings: smut!! just fingering and fem receiving oral- and perv!eddie

a/n: second real fic and so far ive only written smut lmao.. anyway all feedback is appreciated!!!

summary: eddies girl usually doesnt wear such... seductive clothes.. especially not to school

eddie loves you. and trust me, you know it. he never misses the chance to tell you. and he did fall in love while you wore your usual style. bigger cardigans, jeans or long skirts, and ballet flats. but of course it being your and eddies senior year your style is starting to grow. you noticed eddies... appreciation for the kind of clothes you wear at the house or at your friend groups hang outs. tank tops, shorts, and his personal favorite: your cute little pink kitten heels.

he doesn’t even know why he likes them so much. the cant be more than two inches tall, but god do they make you look good. he adores the way your legs look, your calves flexing as you walk, the way your skirt sways more than usual.

but, like i said, he does love you no matter what you wear. and he understands that you’d rather wear more conservative outfits in public. and he definitely doesn’t hate it! he loves the cute button-ups and big jeans with iron maiden and metallica patches.

but that’s why he was so surprised to see you today. see, he woke up late, and neither of you have any morning classes together, so he first saw you at lunch when you were walking towards the ‘geek table’ (name curtesy of gareth). he WAS listening to jeff talk about some new character he was developing. some teifling cleric or something. but as soon as his eyes locked on you he tuned everything out.

there you were, talking with chrissy, wearing a yellow short sleeve button up with flowers on it and a cute long pink skirt. but those items weren’t what he was focused on (though he did adore that shirt) no, he was more focused on those cute pink kitten heels. god you looked so hot in them.

“heyyyy earth to eddie!!!” dustin was calling for him, waving hi hand in eddies face.

“henderson, i wouldn’t expect you to understand with all your little fake girlfriends, but the love of my life looks really good today, and id like to appreciate her beauty” the table was in a state of ‘ooo’s and ‘haha he got you’ and dustin was going on about how ‘suzie is real and you’d know that if you’d ever agreed to talk to her on the ham radio’ but eddie didn’t really care because now you were saying bye to chrissy as you walked towards the boys, taking your seat next to eddie

the rest of lunch was filled with you helping jeff develop his character and eddie staring at you. eddie already had a habit of pda, always putting his arm around you or laying his hand on your thigh. but today he kept to himself. you didn’t really think much of it because maybe he was tired or just not in the mood today. that’s fine, everyone has those days.

but you finally understood right after lunch, when the final bell rang and the hallway was cleared out and you were shoved into the nearest broom closet.

“god, princess, been thinking ‘bout you all lunch” eddie whispered in between kisses. they were harsh, mostly teeth and tongue as he desperately pawed at your skirt, trying to lift it up.

“eddie! what’s gotten into you?” you pushed him off of you. not that you weren’t enjoying it, you loved it when he got all desperate, but you were curious more than anything.

“babes, you know i love those little high heels, they look so good on you” he complimented “they’re kitten heels” you complained back

“ yeah yeah, whatever you want, love” he got down on his knees (a sight you’d never get over) as he bunched your skirt up, throwing your leg over his shoulder

he moved your cute black panties to the side, licking up your slit. he started to move his hands up to your pussy, groping your thighs on the way up. as he licks and sucks your clit, he started to slowly push a finger into your hole.

“ooh oh my god- eddie~” you started to moan a little too loud, ending up having to cover your mouth with your hands.

eddie was starting to get real into it, as he usually did while giving you head. he was now on two fingers, curling them to hit the right spot.

he felt like a man starved, like he’s never had any liquid in his life, lapping at your clit, moaning more than you. he got even more into it the closer you got, letting him know by tugging his hair, cumming with a quiet, breathy moan of his name.

he let your leg down, moving your panties back and fixing your skirt. and as he moved to stand up, you were about to move down to return the favor, but-

“uhm, eddie did you...?”

“cum in my pants? yes.” he admitted. “now can we go back to your house?”

you had fun that evening.

#eddie munson #eddie munson smut #strangerthings #strangerthingssmut

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kolektsiakomah · 4 months

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IM EXPLODING list of things from the ocean saga from epic the musical i think abt A Lot

[this is a long fucking list]

the heartbeat accompanying odysseus' reminiscing of penelope n telemachus . im gonna cry [the horse and the infant]

THE FUCKIN SOUND PRODUCTION IN GENERAL ¿¿¿ THE WAR SOUNDS . ITS LIKR IM THERE [the horse and the infant]

violins intensifying when zeus mentions penelope n telemachus 😭😭😭😭😭😭 also thunderbolts and lightning very very frightening when zeus' verse comes on [the horse and the infant]

this . IM IN PAIN . this is sickening this is sickening this is sickening ive been crying abt this for 15 mins and counting. might be my father issues talking but the way telemachus probably doesnt even remember odysseus and knows abt his existence only thanks to penelope meanwhile this man is fighting for his LIFE every day to see them and hug them ☹☹☹☹☹☹ save me SAVE ODYSSEUS ↓ [just a man]

'i look into your eyes and i

think back to the son of mine.

you're as old as he was

when i left for war...

***

close your eyes

and spare yourself the view.

how could i hurt you?

i'm just a man

who's trying to go home

even after all the years

away from what i've known!

i'm just a man

who's fighting for his life,

deep down i would

trade the world

to see my son and wife!!'

PENELOPES WAITINGNGGGGG FOR HIKMMMMMM ¡¡¡¡¡¡ RUHHEGHHEHHGGGGG also eurylochus and polities are so bro . they were literally sworn bros stop it [full speed ahead]

the lil spooky sounds at the start of open arms ¿ so good . POLITIES I LOVE YOU YOU DIDNT DESERVE TO DIE SO SOON . he so was what odysseus needed at the time ↓ [open arms]

'a cave!!

you're saying there's a cave where we could feast?

and where do we sail to find this food-filled cave?

thank you :)'

athenas clock motive ¡¡¡¡¡ so good . the dont disappoint me was SO . OMINOUS . I LOVE QUICK THOUGHT MOMENTS [warrior of the mind]

THEYRE BROTHERS ¡¡¡¡¡¡ ↓ [polyphemus]

'over here!'

'look at all this food,

look at all these sheep!

i can't believe this cave has all this for us to keep.'

'i've gotta hand it you, pol,

this is quite the treat.

there are enough sheep here

to feed the entire fleet.'

POLYPHEMUS IS SO SCARY I LOVE IT . LIKE ACTUALLY SCARY i had actual goosebumps i gasped so hard when the whole boss battle started it was so full of suspension and tension and there was sm going on i was like ?@*@*#*×£@£€$£×*@*('(@(#(,"*"*' i cant fully express how this particular part makes me feel but when i was listening for the 1st time i was clenching my armchair so hard . deadass was on the verge of tears when polities got sniped and odysseus' men were screaming for their captain while polyphemus just slaughters them all . ALSO IM TELLING YOU ODYSSEUS LEARNED THOSE NEGOTIATION TACTICS FROM POLITIES [polyphemus + survive]

the complete silence after odysseus reveals his name . no triumphant music no cheers NOTHIJG just the creaking of the ship . and knowing that polyphemus is supposed to just Stare at the crew w his bloody gory eye and a smile ......... god fucking damn [remember them]

'this hurts athena.' in the script after odysseus snaps and goes YOURE ALONE ...... i mean go odysseus but ohhh . athena . ATHEJNNAAAAA [my goodbye]

JORGE TALKED ABT THIS BUT THE HARMONIES IN STORM ARE SO FUNKY ¡¡¡¡¡ AHHHHH STOOOoooOOOoooOOORM STOOOoooOOOoooOOORM THE LIKES OF WHICH WEVE NEVER SEEN BEFOREEEEE BRACE FOR THE STOOOoooOOOoooOOORM STOOOoooOOOoooOOORM WITH HOME SO CLOSE WE MUST BE PUSHING FORWARDDDD ‼️‼️‼️ [storm]

the absolute divine Island In The Sky melody in the middle of the goddamn storm made me levitate . i had goosebumps . polities would fucking love it [storm]

i was so sure for some reason that 'lead from the heart and see what starts' was a callback to open arms but it wasnt . hmm . WELL STILL . eurylochus literally says odysseus is the brother he could never do without oughhhhh ..... AND eurylochus is so real throughout this whole thingg no wonder hes the right hand man . [luck runs out]

aeolus' lil HAHAs are wonderful . i feel like shes def friends w hermes . also her song is such a bop ¿¿¿ got me grooving ¡¡¡¡ winions are so fjsjjsjwjwjaja theyre the definition of skrunkly . [keep your friends close]

this also broke me . any fucking interaction odysseus has w his kid and wife is sure to send me straight into my coffin . the way odysseus is pulled out from his bittersweet dream straight into new chaos and new problems . bro cant even communicate w his fam thru prophetic dreams hes so tired GIVE HIM PENELOPE N TELEMACHUS NOW ↓ [keep your friends close]

'the bag is still closed and i'm getting closer

to you.

penelopeee~

i can't wait to make some new memories...

telemachusss~

time for me to be the father i never was...

'just keep your eyes open...'

'why are my eyes and my heart and my soul

so heavy?..'

'just keep your eyes open.'

'i keep on trying to embrace you both,

why won't you let me?'

'just keep your eyes open!'

'so much has changed, but i'm the same,

yes, i'm the same!!'

'just keep your eyes open!!'

i lauf dramatic entrances poseidon is so extra ↓ [ruthlessness]

'OOOOOOOOOOOODYSSEUS OF ITHACA ‼️‼️‼️ do you know who i am.'

sea grandpa you absolute NUT ¡¡¡¡ HE SOUNDS SO GOOD ¿¿¿¿ AHHHHH the raspy voice fits him so well . the chanting at the start of the song made me chant too . POSEIDON POSEIDON POSEIDON POSEIDON POSEIDON POSEIDON POSEIDON . he tried to chill w the waves guys . [ruthlessness]

PPL SCREAMING FOR THEIR CAPTAIN ¡¡¡¡¡ it always gets me idfk why [ruthlessness]

HES SO SILLY W IT ↓ [ruthlessness]

'ALL I GOTTA DO IS OPEN THIS BAG!! :P'

#epic: the musical #epic: the ocean saga #ocean saga got me BAWLING MY EYES OUT ON THE 2ND GODDAMN SONG #also would you believe me if i said #that i heard luck runs out and polyphemus and just a man from rise edits for the 1st time #im going crazy #epic the musical #etm #etm: odysseus beloved #etm: telemachus beloved #etm: polities beloved #etm: penelope beloved #etm: eurylochus beloved #etm: athena beloved #etm: poseidon beloved #etm: aeolus beloved #etm: polyphemus beloved #🍋 blah blah

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purble-turble · 9 months

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Mk believes wukong about the love potion at first. Hes worried, asking tang for help researching, looking for cures, enlisting mei and red son. And then, he slowly realises wukong doesnt show any signs or symptoms of any love potion. His eyes are normal, hes not blocked of thinking about him being under a spell, he doesnt act lovey dovey towarda macaque, theres no aura when mk uses golden vision, he doesnt fit ANY of the dozen love spells/potions in existence.

Oh god please tell him this is not his mentor being emotionally constipated

HAHA! Oh yeah, based on this previous ask, yeah? MK would absolutely believe Sun Wukong at first and do everything he could to try to help him.. he knows Macaque as a villain, after all, so he wouldn’t put it past the shadow monkey to do something manipulative like this to his mentor.

Honestly, it is probably everyone else in the group who come to the conclusion that Wukong is mistaken far before MK… he’s shown to have such blind faith in his mentor that he would absolutely believe him up until it was irrefutable. Like, Tang, Mei, and Pigsy all chipped in by some research about love potions to try to figure out how to reverse it and once they figure it out, they have to explain to MK that no actually all these different types of love potions have these specific symptoms, and Sun Wukong is showing none of them.

MK probably makes excuses, saying Wukong wouldn’t lie about this! He’s definitely got the most important symptom which is he’s in love with Macaque, and he definitely wouldn’t love that guy unless it was because of some kind of magic spell… right? And Tang has to explain that, well actually, the fact that Wukong even recognizes the love as unusual and that he even was able to consider that he was under a spell is a pretty strong sign that it’s not a love potion.

It takes him a little while to come around, but eventually MK has another talk with Sun Wukong about it, trying to point out all the potential reasons it’s not a love potion, and finally he realizes that oh no his mentor is just so completely in denial about his very real feelings that he’d rather say it’s a magic spell so he can blame Macaque for his own emotions.

….anyway, things really get exhausting for the Monkie Kid when Macaque shows up a bit later looking a little apprehensive and confesses to MK that something is wrong with him, and he thinks the Monkey King might have used a love potion on him… it takes every bit of MK’s willpower to not just smack him right there 😂

#ask #shadowpeach #love potion #anonymous

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appl3-juice-box · 11 months

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OKAY OKAY IM GETTING MY FRIEND TO WATCH UNDERVERSE FOR THE FIRST TIME AND SHE DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT UNDERTALE IS SO HER OUT OF CONTEXT COMMENTARY IS SO FUCKING AMAZING I HAVE TO DOCUMENT IT AND MY EXPLANATIONS

For context, anything in () will be my explanations

@speak-now-girlies-unite because she said to tag her

is he wearing slippers omg this is amaxing

omg love me a male wife 🤭

soul absorption fancy (Yeah that basically means "haha I stole half of your life source lol, now gimme the other half and die")

i love the name ink so much

DID HE JUST THROW UP IN HIS EXCITEMENT OF TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING???? JUST LIKE ME FRFR (YEAH THATS WHAT HE DOES ITS KINDA QUIRKY)

crying? bb boy let me buy you a hamster to wipe your tears with

cross omg cool name

omg is that the error guy (YEA THATS THE ERROR GUY![I had previously talked about him]) YEAH (HES HOT RIGHT?) YEAH (YEAH)

the white/red soul thing is making me zzzzbrrrrr in interest (Ohohoho, youre gonna love this) that makes me also zzzbrrr in interest

samn that’s kinda sad i wanna write fanfiction about his sad life

oh my god is that a real life skater boy, with a backwards cap am i hallucinating (THATS FRESH HES SO FUCKING COOL)

he has a backwards cap (ITS GOT A LITTLE PROPELLER ON TOP TOO) does it really omg (YEAH) WOO

dark spaghetti thing ?? (which one, the emo?) Yeah I think so *intermission to find what the dark spaghetti is* (THATS NOT THE EMO THATS NIGHTMARE IM CRYING) seems pretty emo to me (trust me there's more)

OH MY GOD THE SUN PERSON >>>> (THE SUN PERSON I CANT) HES EXISTEDIN MY BRAIN FOR FIVE SECONDS I LOVE HIM

HIS NAME IS PAPYRUS??? LIKE THE ANCIENT EGYPTIAN SCROLLS? (THE PAPYRUS FONT AND COMIC SANS THATS WHY SANS MAKES JOKES) OHHHH

ketchup???

OH YMG SO THE SUN PERSONS BACK!!! His name is dream ? (Yes his name is dream) funsies🤭✨ (dream and nightmare) omg that makes sense

also i recognize that you’ve told me about them before right? (yes I have) 🤭

second person pov>

the shot of ink blinking at sans and frisk’s convo>>>>

officially frisk is my daughter

ink makes my brain go so vrrbbbbb (Ink makes my brain want to slaughter him /lh) oh damn what does he do😔 ... ACTUALLY don’t tell me i’ll find out<3

NOT THE FALLEN DOWN STOP💔💔💔 (YEAH FALLEN DOWN IS ORIGINALLY FROM UNDERTALE) YEAH I KNEW THAT I SHOULDVE PREPARED MYSELF SKDNDJ

(have you seen the emo yet?) he sounds kinda like a five year old having a tantrum he looks cool though (the golden tooth boi? Yeah thats him) funnnn

oo getting hyped up

omg fight scene? slay

omg x event - no clue what that is but it sounds cool

more soul absorption

i have mixed feelings on that word because as much as it’s cool it reminds me of the word moist

heart ?

he’s got that swagger that only people who talk in comic sans can have

re e e ed re e e ed

“sleeping is more fun than corrupting timelines” sleeping is more fun than a lot of thng - but i feel like corrupting timelines would be fun

is sans gay😨❓

i feel like i’m reading this wrong

manipulate manwhore mansplain

his special attack- he turns into an anime girl with plot armor - oh no he just pulls a rachel dare funsies

he saved the day with the power of bad puns (And a slipper) And a slipper

(Also who tf were you asking who was gay for who) idk who tf he is but he was like “there was this guy” and that was my first thought sjsnskdnsk😭 (WHICH GUY WHATD HE LOOK LIKE???) IDK EVIL??? (WAS HE THE TALL MOTHER FUCKER WITH WEIRD BLACK STRIPEY EYES THAT MET WITH INK? I NEED TO KNOW BECAUSE HE MIGHT BE GAY) -proceeds to investigate who the supposed gay man is- (I WAS RIGHT IT IS THE TALL MOTHER FUCKER WITH WEIRD BLACK STRIPEY EYES) WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??? (IM A FFUCKING GENIUS WITH GUESSING THIS SHIT) GOOD OR BAD? (no he's not gay, you'll find more about him later)

god he’s a mood

OO THE ERROR GUY

go girl give us nothing

This is just from the first two episodes, be ready for more

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marcothephoenixhusband · 11 months

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Prank Smut

Marco x F!Reader

🔞18+ NSFW

You are from the future and go through a wormhole to the Moby Dick bringing LSD but saved it for a specific night. After ten years on the Moby Dick you and Ace prank all the Whitebeard pirates (besides Pops I mean come on) with LSD one night. Both yours and Marcos feelings come out in Marco smut. Minor errors.

WARNINGS: LSD, HARD SEX, SOFT SEX, PINING FOR ONE ANOTHER, TAKEN VIRGINITY, GIVEN PERMISSION FOR VIRGINITY, CHOKING PROPERLY, ORAL RECIEVING AND GIVING, SHOWER SEX, ANGST

(N) POV

"We should pull a prank on the crew haha" Ace says sitting beside you behind the Moby Dick.

"Yea but like what?" You say then it pops in your head.

"Heyyy Ace guess what I have?" He turns his head to you cocking it to the side as a question.

"I have future stuff the good stuff its called LSD and it makes you high, like really high, like you shouldnt stand up, but like only for food and water." You say excitedly. He looks at you confused.

"Whats it feel like (n)?" He questions.

"Hmm it feels so good especially touching on the skin, and kissing, cuddling. We just gotta tell Pops not to drink any beer. We can put the tabs in the barrels but we have to work fast."

Marcos POV

"Hmm its been longer than usual for (n)s break I better go look for her shes in for punishment. Yoi" So you stand and head out of the office looking around in the usual spots then go to the back of the Moby Dick but pause around the side when you hear.

"Hmm it feels so good especially touching on the skin, and kissing, cuddling... We just ...... ......... ........I can't do it without you Ace. It has to be tonight. Oh shit im late on break I better go now. Im gonna be punished. Talk with you about it later" (n) said as you dart back to the office and sit down huffing slightly.

'Is (n) with Ace secretly? No it cant be, he loves to brag about anything like that. The whole ship would have known by now. What she said, I could barely hear. What are they planning? Yoi' Suddenly the office door opens.

(N) POV

"What about Marco? I wonder how hell react?" Ace says to you.

"Well I love him,... I just hope this doesnt ruin anything between eachother..." You say nervously. Ace grabs your hand and says.

"Hey dont worry about it I promise everything will work out" He reassures you then lets go.

"Hmmm... thanks Ace your awesome" you say as you stand and stretch.

"Right before dinner come to my room kay dont let anyone see you" you state as Ace replies.

"Gotcha"

"K bye Ace" You walk off to the office and open the door.

"Hey big bird sorry I lost track of time.... ready for punishment."

"Your punishment will be tonight sometime baby bird Yoi" he says not looking at you as you sigh.

"Yes first commander..." you say quietly.

"Thats what to you? Yoi" Marco says with a low husky tone him lean over his chair to look at you real quick.

"Yes my big bird I accept your punishment" you say with a chime since thats what he wanted.

After work (n) POV

"Okay im off Big bird!" You chime and get up and rush out the door not waiting for a response from Marco his eyes following you as he gets up putting his doctors coat on the rack while you rush out the door. You immediately go to your room and dig out the wooden box with a lock. You hurry to find the key and unlock the box. Then you hear a *knock knock*

'That must be Ace'

"Who is it?" You yell.

"Marco Yoi" you hear his husky voice making you freeze and think quicker. He rattles the door handle but thank god you locked the door.

"Getting changed whatsup big bird?" You find a skirt and crop top to put on quickly then set the box on top of your small bookshelf. Once dressed you open the door a big crack. He swings the door open and looks around.

"Um yes big bird?" You ask as he scans your room.

"Just checking to see if your okay you seemed a bit off today Yoi" he says looking down at you.

"Im fine just a bit more hyper than normal I had a soda this morning" you say with confidence which seemed to satisfy him.

"Dont be late for dinner baby bird Yoi" he says then walks away.

Marcos POV

Walking to the deck you spy Ace who was leaning up against the wall to the bed rooms. When you walk up to the deck pretending to look around you glance back and see Ace was gone. So you go to the corner and peek around, to see Ace gently knock on (n)s door then (n) yanked on his hat pulling him inside her room.

'Hmmm whats going on Yoi' you think. Then they came out after less than a couple minutes.

'So they didnt do anything? what are they up too? Yoi' you think as you sorta quickly go to your seat and relax so you dont seem suspicious.

(N) POV

"Okay here this should be enough, five tabs per barrel since there double strength. Ill go tell Pops. You go spike the barrels quickly we only have ten minutes. Ready go. I'll walk out first then after five minutes you walk out youll only have five minutes before they grab the barrels" you explain in a huff then wave at Ace as everyones still chating on deck. You walk over to Pops with a sake gord , you could feel eyes on you, you took the gord from your room and set it down next to him.

"Whats this child? A gift?" Pops asks.

"Yes Pops I aged it ten years it should be awesome!" You say as he retorts.

"Whats the occasion child?" Pops questions raising an eyebrow. Glancing at Marco you met his eyes then look back at pops.

"Todays been ten years since I joined the crew!" You exclaim happily.

"Oh well it has been awhile, cheers are in order, grab the barrels!" Pops yells. You turn to your table which consisted of Thatch, Ace and Marco. You walk over seeing Marcos blue flaming eyes on you. You glancing at Ace he gives the slightest nod ever then looks away as Marco glances at Ace.

'God were sooo close please let it work' you think as you go sit by Marco. He leans down and whispers in your ear.

"I know your up to something, be prepared for punishment Yoi" his whisper makes you shiver looking up to him he smiles at you with his blue flaming eyes. So you smile back.

"Okay big bird." You state as he pats your head which makes you blush making Marco glance away slight blush on him as he cleared his throat. Finally they brought the barrel's out and everyone got served.

"Allright congratulations to (n) she survived ten years on the ship time to cheers!" Pop's yells as everyone cheers. Then you see Ace stand on our booth and yell

"Chugging contest!" And everyone besides our table starts chugging.

"Race you Marco bet you and Thatch can't keep up ready go!" Ace yells and they all start chugging while you slowly chug. Your the last one, Marco was the first, Thatch was second and Ace was third.

"Dammit!" You hear Ace say as Marco chuckles.

"Your never going to beat us Yoi" After eating your starting to feel the effects. You look around as people stumble around, you giggle as its growing on you. Feeling eyes on you after yoir giggle, you feel Marco whisper to you

"Come with me now. Yoi" he forces you to slide out of the booth as you look back at Ace which Marco takes notice off. Ace raises and waves both hands then does the death sign across his neck with his thumb and shrugs. Marco leads you to his room unlocks the door you both enter and he locks it putting the key in his pants pocket. You back up against the wall not knowing what your punishment could be. Marco walks and stands in front of you he leans forward putting his hands on either side of your head on the wall making you blush deep red.

"Why are you blushing with me? When theres Ace to keep you company? Yoi" he asks while all you can manage is

"What are you talking about theres nothing between me and him" You say meekly.

"Dont lie to your commander! I overheard some of what you said behind the Moby Dick, and I saw you yank him in your room! Yoi" He yells scaring you slightly then it clicked you look into his eyes his pupils are extremely dilated you bet yours were too.

"Are you jealous big bird?" You smirk then he grabs your neck squeezing properly pinning you against the wall grabbing your wrist.

"Ahh big bird that hurts" you whine and he releases just a little.

"Im not jealous...Yoi..." he says then releases you.

"Okay me and Ace spiked the beer thats why your feeling so out of it!" You yell out. Marco stares at you.

"What did you put in it? Everyone must be hallucinating like me and you! Just look at your huge pupils (n) Yoi" He asks.

"Umm.... dont be mad... we spiked it with LSD..." you say slowly. He raises and eyebrow.

"And that is? Yoi" He questions.

"A powerful hallucinogen. Come on just have fun with it everyones partying and we made sure Pops didnt have any but it does last from six to seven hours..." You try to lighten the mood. He furrows his brow, grabs your thighs and hikes you up onto him.

"Ill have to think of a punishment for you Yoi" he says pushing you against the wall making you moan softly and gasp.

"If I dont do this now. I never will have the balls too Yoi" his husky voice in your ear.

"Marco? What are yo-" you got cut off by a sweet taste and soft lips. Kissing him back you moaned grabbing his shirt pulling him closer making him grab your ass as your legs wrap around his bulge. He licks your lips and nips them then travels to your cheek kissing you. Traveling to your neck sucking hard.

"Marcoo!" Moaning his name he continues to suck as you make noises telling him to advance.

"Ahh yes big bird ahhh!!" He sets you down and whispers in your ear

"(N) how could you not know all these years ive loved you? Seeing you all over Ace and others always hurt my chest Yoi" you gasp

"Marco... I love you as well all these years. I just thought you were being nice to me your always laid back I could never tell. And Ace is just my best friend nothing more. Im so sorry big bird! How can I make it up to you?" You plead.

"Be my girlfriend, lover and become mine. Yoi" his husky voice goes a bit deeper as he whispers in your ear.

"Yes Marco I will and im already yours!" You tell him but he shakes his head.

"I mean be .... mine and only mine!" He yells roughly.

"Uh ... Marco im a virgin.." you blush and cover your face with your hands. He holds your hands up and picks you up by your thighs again while you hang on to his neck so you suck on his neck in various spots hard, licking and kissing.

"Ahh (n) remember you still need to be punished I was going to make you do more paperwork as homework but I have a different idea now. And dont worry ill be soft for your first, do you want too Yoi?" He asks as he moves you too his bed then falls with you under him both his hands by your head supporting his weight over you.

"Yes Marco please Ive dreamt of this for so long!" You mew as he uses one hand takes off your shoes and slides his hand under your skirt and rips off your panties making you gasp loudly with a moan. He uses his finger to check your wetness.

"My my (n) havent you been naughty today. Spiking the beer getting me roused up. Look at how wet you are my little bird Yoi" he says as he takes off your top slowly then you sit up and stand and he backs up for you, as you slide his jacket off. Then undoing his sandels and then sliding his pants and boxers off revealing his huge erection. You get on one knee and hold his cock with two hands as you look up making eye contact and lick the tip making his cock twitch at the sensation, making him slightly grunt. You take in his tip and swirl your long tounge around his tip as you go deeper and deeper making him moan and have him lean on the bed railing.

"(N) ahh yess god! Yoi!" Moaning your name sings like a melody to your ears.

"Fuck (n) your so good at that. Yoi" Soon however he pushes you back picking you up and gently tossing you on the bed as he leans down.

"Marc- ahhhh!!! Yess!!" You yelp in pleasure as he licks your pussy then goes in a little stopping at your virginity. Swirling, licking, lapping up your juices and adding his own.

"Yess first commander!! Big bird!!!!" Once about the same amount of time has passed since you went down on him he comes up wipes his lips and crawls on top of you.

"Let them all know who you belong too!!! Yoi" Kissing your neck sucking hard adding more hickeys as one hand supports him the other goes inbetween your soaked thighs and swirls your button of pleasure.

"This has to be a dream! I love you!!! First commander Marco!!!" Letting go of your neck he whispers in your ear.

"Ill show you its not a dream sweetheart Yoi" as he positions his huge cock at your opening.

"Are you ready my baby bird Yoi?" Marco asks concerned.

"Ive been ready Marcooo~" moaning softly.

"Okay im going to slide in now Yoi" he warns you as you wrap your arms around his hickeyed neck. Feeling just his tip slide in fills you with a lust you've never felt before.

"Ahhh!! Marco!!" He slides in further stretching your walls as you mew in pleasure. Once he hits your virginity he swiftly pops it like a band aid being ripped off. Making you squint and dig your nails into his back slightly.

"Now your mine forever say it for me Yoi" He knew to stop, going to your mouth he explores every crevasse and swirls his long tounge with yours while swirling your wet button on your slick. Making the pain go away quicker after all he was a doctor hes great with his hands. Breaking for air

"Marco! Please choke me? Im yours only yours forever First commander!!!!" You moan out. He obeys and takes that as a yes to go further. He uses one hand on your neck so you can breath and the other hand to support him as he sucks on your neck hard, the part thats free. Slipping slowly more in you gasp and he pauses for a good couple minutes before backing out and thrusting in to the same point but going a little further with each thrust.

"Yess!! First commander!!! Marco!!!! Big bird!!" You both huffing for air he says

"Im surprised you can take all of me Yoi."

"I.. think... thats.. a ...good.... thing" you moan out while being choked.

"That is a very good thing little bird Yoi" This scene of you being choked and his cock fully in you with just a skirt on. Makes his dick twitch in you, as he starts to pick up more speed. Time passes like a river and all you can think about is him and you as your being pounded over and over again.

As your seeing stars and black spots you keep moaning for him.

'How long has passed I dont even know' you think then suddenly

"Marco I think im gonna cum!!" Him thrusting harder and quicker as your sultry moans keep coming.

"Gahh!! (N) your soo tight your gonna make me cum too Yoi" your Phoenix yells loudly. He thrusts even more hard and quicker finding your g spot easily, now everytime making you scream his name.

"Cum in me Big bird please!!!"

"Are you sure little bird your under the influence Yoi" he questions to which you respond.

"Please Marco ive waited so long!! Ten fucking years and im more experienced with this stuff!" You yell as he nods

"Okay then take my full hot cum!!! Yoi" After a good amount of thrusts in your g spot you scream out.

"MARCO IM CUMING!!!!" As tears of pleasure come, your walls constrict putting pressure on his cock

"(N) Baby bird your making me cum!!! Take my hot cum inside you!! Yoi" as he thrusts in and out still riding your sex highs. Eventually he comes to a stop sweat dripping off you both he gently lays on you using his elbows to prop himself up, to not crush you. His hot breath on your neck, your legs twitching. Huffing both of you it takes about ten minutes to get back to normal breathing.

"How was I as your first (n)? Yoi" Marco asks still in you hot breath on your cheek and neck as he softly bites your neck making you gasp while he chuckles.

"Your so amazing Marco my big bird! First commander I love you so much!!" You mew as he kisses you playing together for dominance he wins, swirling his tounge around yours and a little down your thoat but you dont mind. Breaking for air you say

"Seems like you were pent up? Saving it all for me Marco?" You ask as he props himself up.

"Ill admit it I suppose I was pent up. Now im going to pull out okay? Sweetie Yoi" he asks as you nod. He starts slowly pulling out as you put an arm over your face and gasp.

"Its a good thing theres a clean wash cloth here Yoi" he fully pulls out putting the wash cloth under you both to cetch the cum. He flips over the washcloth and cleans you both up.

"You should use the bathroom or you could get a UTI Yoi" he says with the biggest smile on his face.

"Okay my doctor but im afraid my legs dont work haha" so he picks you up bridal style and sets you on the toilet.

"There problem solved Yoi" he says happily.

"How long has it been Marco??" He looks up at his wall clock. "Its been about four hours love Yoi" he replys.

"Wow four hours of that wow!!" You mouth agape.

"We have about three more hours left give or take but we desperately need water no more beer." You say as you use the bathroom and wipe then wash your hands legs wobbly still slightly twitching.

"I do agree with you. Hopefully those barrels are empty now. Though... im still not done with you little bird Yoi" Marco states looking you in the eyes with his blue fiery ones.

"We should probably go check on everyone...." you admitted putting one hand on the back of your head laughing nervously. He just gives you a look.

"Am I a handful?" You ask him cutely.

"Yes... but I love you Yoi" he says getting dressed then throwing you your crop top.

"Can you walk little bird Yoi?" He asks you concerned.

"Their all sloshed out of their minds I dont think itll matter much to be honest but the hickeys are a different story" you look in the mirror and blush bright cherry which makes him chuckle.

"I told you, you're mine and I want everyone to know Yoi" he smiles wide and goes to hug you from behind, near the mirror.

"That means your mine too... forever" you say as he kisses your head.

"Yes im yours too (n) Yoi" he chuckles lightly as he lets go but intertwines your hand in his. He leads you out of him room to your room to get a change of clothes then puts them in his room. After you change into shorts and a t shirt you change into your boots. And Marco drags you hand in hand to the dining area. Once outside all you saw was merry drunken crew members arm wrestling and doing various stunts. You both go over to your table Marco slides in first then you. Ace is just sitting there flicking his flames like a lighter meanwhile Thatch is just talking to himself. You slide out of the booth disconnecting hands with Marco going over to Ace whispering.

"Hey buddy how are you doing?" You ask which he doesnt reply at first but then he notices you.

"Hey (n), oh shit thats a lot of hickeys! Whered you get those from?!" He yells making you facepalm and blush at close crew members who heard and are now staring. You just point to Marco as he chuckles and smiles.

"You sly dog Marco you finally did it! Good for you guys!" He yells again.

"Ace you dont have to yell im literally right here. Anyways let me see your pupils" you grab his chin and stare close to his face. Him blushing at the distance, but his pupils seem alot smaller now.

"You seem a lot better now. Youll be fine as long as you just drink juice or water."

"Pops went to bed?" You ask anyone. They all nod. You let go of his face and stand up tall as you can yelling

"Water chugging contest!!" As everyone starts chugging water, you go back to Marco and slide into the booth, his arm wrapped around you as he picks up the two water jugs. and passes one to you.

"Thank you big bird~" you chime leaning into him while drinking. Once finished Marco says

"Everyones okay, lets go back now before we get roped into something Yoi" he whispers in your ear and you nod. Sliding out of the booth bellies full of water you both walked hand in hand back to Marcos room. With some crewmates whistling and hollering as they obviously see the hickeys. Once in Marcos room he locks the door and sets the key on the nightstand.

"Now that water is taken care of, lets get clean Yoi" he smiles at you.

"Okay yay!" You giggle undressing slowly with a dark blush on your face. He copies you undressing slowly as well. Once your both naked you walk to the shower waiting for him. Feeling a sting to your ass you lean on the outter shower wall as he spanked you.

"Ahh!! Commander!!" You yell out as he squeezes your ass.

"You made it too easy haha Yoi" He grabs one of your hands and pulls you into the big shower closing the door. Turning on the shower feeling the water cascade over the both of you you stand on your tip toes to kiss your Phoenix which he reciprocates. His cock erected inbetween your thighs making you blush and feel hot and bothered. Kissing more passionately tounges flicking around making you more wet by the second. Soon you were drenching Marcos dick with your slick. Breaking for air he whispers in your ear

"Looks like my little bird wants her big bird. Who am I to deny her? Yoi" hearing it made you whine. Suddenly he grabs your thighs and picks you up sliding against the shower glass wall. Wrapping your legs loosely around him he positions his erection to your entrance. Then slides in slowly

"Ahh!!! Marco!! Big bird your filling me up." He thrusts a bit to stretch out your walls and once he bottoms out at your cervix and pumps slowly. Keeping steady pace making you hunger for more. Biting his neck with your canines and sucking hard on his neck giving him more hickeys makes him moan

"Aaarghh!!! (N)!!, this is your punishment a good slow fucking! Yoi" hes pinned you against the wall all you can do is accept defeat and accept however long he decides to fuck you slowly. Whining you moan his name

"Marcoooo!! Please it was just a prank...."

"And pranks have consequences baby bird Yoi" he says as he rams your g spot making you yell out

"Oh!! First commander!!!!" Making you almost loose your grip around his neck but you repositioned yourself as he chuckles in your ear devilishly. You had lost track of time but he made sure you didnt cum. Finally having enough you squeeze your coil inside your pussy and keep it squeezed. This made him speed up cursing you too

"Dammit!!! You just feel so good, dont want to stop. (n) you just cant get enough of me can you? Yoi" he smiles thrusting again in your g spot making you yell again

"Marco!!!! Big bird!!! Yesss!!!! I cant get enough of you!!!" He chuckles again as he finally speeds up slowly but gradually.

"Ahh!! Marco!! I love you!!!" You yell while he hits your g spot now, as he keeps speeding up with each thrust. Panting now both of you he replys

"I love you (n) my sweet little bird Yoi" as he finishes his sentence he thrusts again causing you to see stars leaning more into him. Seeing your wearing out he goes to his regular fast hard pace making you see stars and black spots.

"Ahh!!! First commander!!!! Marco!!!! Im yours only yours!!!" Yelling loudly enough for others to hear like you done on the first round. After much time has passed you could just feel it he says

"Ready to cum my little bird!!? Yoi" you retort

"Yes please!! Please Marco!!! Big bird please!!!!"

"Okay okay my baby bird is so impatient! Yoi" now going the hardest and fastest he could go hitting you g spot everytime making you feel so euphoric from the pleasure.

"Big bird im gonna cum!!" You yell loudly.

"Good little bird im gonna cum too a couple more thrus- Ahhhh!!! Yoi!!!" your cervix opens as your walls constrict and you squeeze your coil inside of you squeezing his cock making him gush inside you.

"Im cumming Marco!!!"

"Im cumming (n) Yoi!!!!" He yells as he feels what your doing to him. He keeps thrusting out your and his high then very slowly comes to a stop. Water gone cold.

After five to ten minutes of huffing you both managed to cetch your breath. He looks you in the eye

"Are you ready (n)? Yoi" you nod as you hand onto his shoulders he hanging onto your thighs as he slowly slides out of you making you go

"Ahh!!!" You moan as he slides all the way out and sets you down hugging you for your support. Legs definitely too wobbly to stand, you see both of your cum flow down the drain. He cleans both you and him up then turns the cold water off. You sneeze as he grabs the big towel. He picks you up bridal style and has you sit on his lap as he wraps the towel around you both. He turns into hybrid form to warm you as you start to get warm you lean into him as he hugs you in hybrid form. You butterfly kiss his chest all over as he just hums. After a bit

"Im dry now Marco love"

"I know this just feels nice after all this time Yoi"

"What time is it now?" You question. He glances at the clock then turns back to you.

"Four am time for bed Yoi" he responds as he transforms back into human form.

"Let me see your pupils Yoi" he says sounding concerned. You look him in the eyes.

"Ahh good back to normal Yoi" he coos to you. He picks you up goes round the sofa and lays you in his bed sliding in next to you pulling up the covers grabbing your waist pulling you closer till hes spooning you, one of his arms as your pillow the other under the cover hugging you close.

He hugs you as close as he can smiling wide as he kisses your back.

"Will me and Ace be punished tomorrow?" You question.

"I doubt it to be honest love. No one besides me figured it out. Even then everyone will be fine their all probably going to bed thinking it was an extra awesome celebration Yoi"

"Oh come on it was pretty awesome" you say back to him.

"Okay ill admit im glad tonight happened otherwise id be to chicken to ask you out much less fuck you... Yoi" he whispers.

"Enough talking little bird lets sleep while we can I promise I wont say anything Yoi" he says to you.

"Thank you Marco" you reply.

"Your welcome you troublemaker. Well figure it all out in the morning. Sweet dreams (n) goodnight my sweet little bird Yoi" he whispers.

"Hehe okay sweet dreams Marco my Phoenix goodnight my love" you both state as you fall asleep into unconsciousness.

#marco op x you #marco the phoenix x reader #op marco #op marco x reader #marco x y/n #marco x you #marco smut #marco the phoenix #marco the pineapple #whitebeard commanders #whitebeard pirates

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the0ldmann · 2 years

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So I've been in a bit of a blocked headspace recently, and when Jambee retweeted that one pic- of Jack looking at himself basically- I got struck with an idea.

I figured it was gonna be about 300 words but here we are about 743 words later, haha! Hope ya'll enjoy!

(Idr how to read more on mobile, whoops, hope this doesnt clog up too much space!)

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Mirrors.

There was nothing worse, honestly.

He'd been glad his Sunshine just assumed he couldn't see his reflection since they couldn't. Lying to them is something he wouldn't have had it in him to do, although he certainly didn't want to tell them the truth either.

He could see his reflection.

Although reflections were supposed to show yourself, were they not?

He couldn't tell which one of them was the real him.

The real him...

Who was the real him?

Surely this was, wasn't it?

Blue hair, red face paint, primary colored clothing and a chipper tune.

But if this truely was him, then why didn't his reflection, well, reflect that?

Brown hair, tired eyes, and those tattoos he eventually wished he'd never gotten.

None of that was him, no. At least, not anymore. It was quite clear when he looked down at himself and saw that he was how he wanted to be.

So why was he the one staring back at him? Why did his reflection not reflect him?!

Is this not good enough?

Sunny Day Jack was perfect.

Perfect bod, perfect friend, perfect at keeping his life together, perfect lover-

He could go on about how perfect he was.

It was quite the struggle to get here, so why shouldn't he feel a little bit proud about how perfect he'd become?

Yet here I am, still like this.

Sure his past may be a bit more... Imperfect. But we all make mistakes at some point! As long as we learn from them and do better, that's what matters most. That's how one becomes perfect.

The perfect spouse, the perfect defender, the perfect caregiver, the perfect actor-

There was a gunshot, and then...

He was perfect for the role, because he was the role! Nobody embodied Sunny Day Jack better than he, for he was THE Sunny Day Jack!

...

Was

...

It's clear he's not too happy with himself. With who he was. He tried so hard to change, to be perfect- for everyone else's sake! Say the right things, don't do the wrong things, and bury, bury, bury, bury, BURY everything that wasn't relevant to his new life anymore.

He tried so d- so HARD to make sure everything would be perfect and yet...

The reality he was a ghost had not escaped him.

His Sunshine was the only one who could see him, hear him, touch him...

If being unseen and unheard and unfelt by the world at large wasn't the qualities of a ghost, then what was it?

He cherished the bond he had with his beloved Sunshine. They gave him reprieve from that torment, proved that perhaps God had heard his prayers and sent someone to save him-

Saving that wouldn't need done if it wasn't for-

A gloved hand rested on the mirror. His reflection looked like it was crying. Was he crying too? He couldn't tell.

And quite frankly, the anger beginning to bubble up didn't care.

If it wasn't for a couple stupid mistakes, this mess wouldn't have ever been a thing! Why couldn't you have just stopped and thought about things for once in your life?! Maybe actually thought about the future and what you could have done to help it?! No, no no no no no! Making a statement right then and there was all that mattered. Yes, nothing truly important mattered until you had already messed everything up, and left it to a different, actually mature version of yourself to fix-

"Jaaack? Where aaaare youuuu?~"

A familiar voice carried from the bedroom.

It snapped Jack out of his thoughts and he froze, a fist he did not realize he had raised mere inches from shattering the mirror. His reflection stared back him, hollow and desperate.

He looked away, embarrassed. Slowly, he lowered his arms and relaxed his grip.

What a silly reaction, shattering a mirror wouldn't do anything but-

-but bury things yet again.

Perhaps it best some things stay buried.

"I'm in the living room Sunspot!~"

His voice rang out, matching his beloved's sing-song tune.

Already he was doing his best to forget what almost transpired. Moving quickly to the couch and plastering on his signature smile, his mind took heed and moved onto more important matters.

Such as looking up to see his bright little ray of Sunshine emerging from the hallway with a blanket in one hand and a dvd in the other.

"Movie night?"

He patted the open spot next to him.

"I'd love nothing more."

#minors dni #heeheehee #is this angst? i think this counts as angst #hope ya'll liked it #let's suffer together #sunny day jack #something's wrong with sunny day jack #sdj #swwsdj #that poor man is so traumatized #i can't wait for the existential crisis/mental breakdown he's gonna have in the full game #i mean i would like to hug him and help him through it #but also I'm a messy bitch of a writer and I enjoy messy moments

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alblondo23 · 1 year

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Hi big fan of your omegaverse oscar/logan thoughrs we were literally discussing that topic with a friend yesterday and then i found your blog and we were like Ok yeah. we have the same vision this is good ...

this part specifically ... you get it ... so sorry to guys named logan hunter sargeant from fort lauderdale, florida but you WILL know emotional torment.

its a fic ive been meaning to write i kind of have it outlined but i like to think logans first heat happens super late, like F3 with Prema kind of super late. he was kind of getting used to the idea of being a beta, which. you know. is not being an alpha but its always better than being. (lowers voice) an omega. he isn't even really aware oscar's an alpha because oscar doesn't boast about it like most other alphas and in fact oscar doesn't even really talk about it or even allude to it in the first place and nobody ever comments on it and he figured that maybe oscar could be a beta too...

anyways none of it matters to logan until that fateful first heat. it's such a humiliating and painful ordeal because he genuinely doesnt want to deal with it or talk about it or do anything with it. he wants it to go away and somehow be given suppressants without having to ask for them and then never think about it again.

and of course. it happens on a sunday morning which thank the lord means he only has one race to go through but also means HE HAS ONE RACE TO GO THROUGH. and he has that moment of frenzied panic where he just googles a shitton of different terms and questions that basically boil down to "how to make your heat disappear instantly without an alpha" and every single article online is like :/ you kinda... cant do that... sorry... and hes like. (Grits teeth) ok great. yeah. superb actually.

do not be fooled. his ass will NOT be talking about it. he gets up goes through race preparation. inevitably crosses the path of oscar. and oscar immediately furrows his brows at him and goes (man that clearly knows whats up voice) Hey... whats up... and logan whos suddenly so much more attuned to scents just. wants to THROW UP like oscars scent is so. undescribably strong and intoxicating. he just kind of backs off and goes Haha just kind of ill this morning. Its ok ill survive (< thinks he is going to pass away). oscar is so obviously NOT falling for this but he just lets go of that subject immediately.

fast forward... logan performed like SHIT. he feels like everybody knows about his heat (half the grid probably does, lets be real). he flees to his room and thinks about just finding an excuse to extend his stay and lock himself up in there for a week. but of course. oscar comes knocking. he looks genuinely super concerned but also his pupils are blown wide and even though logan isnt sure oscars an alpha and he can tell oscars not trying to take advantage of his. state. it feels shitty and humiliating and he kind of wants him to GO. he doesnt want to be that to other people and especially not to other men.

of course oscar is being very nice and careful about it. when logan goes back to sulk and agonize in his bed, oscar sits on the edge right next to him, and tries to make normal small talk and enquire about how logan feels in ways that are a bit less than subtle. he asks if logan needs oscar to bring him food and water. if he wants to call a doctor. if he wants to call someone else.

and logan starts having these wild thoughts that are like. What if oscar. what if they could. would oscar actually, like. help him. it makes him SICK to think about that he has NEVER had SEX with a guy and he DOESNT WANT TO. but he just. kind of. needs it. and its made a bajillion times worse with oscar's scent. but he stays quiet. he will NOT be asking for it. and silence stretches between them. and oscars just looking at him with his stupidly kind eyes. and after a moment oscar says, super quietly, "Look, i don't know if it's big deal for you but. i can tell you're in heat and you're having a rough time, okay. you can tell me to leave right now if you want to but i just want to know if i could. do something about it. Not---not like, in a weird way, i just want to help."

logan wants to curl up in a small ball and die at that point its so. he hates that. he doesnt want help. he shouldnt need help. especially not from oscar which, mind you, he doesnt even know that well yet. but in the smallest voice ever he says "i dont even know what to do right now, this is the first---" and oscars eyes widen immediately and he goes. What. and logan is even more embarrassed. everything about it makes him want to disappear.

but then oscars hand is on the side of his face and its like. liquid relief washing all over his body. oscar's touching the spot behing his ear, his hair, his neck. logan feels like hes been set on fire and yet he feels better than hes did all day. oscar asks, "have you told anybody...? you need to tell someone. you cant. you shouldnt spend this one alone." and logan says, "no, i don't want. i don't want anybody to know, this is just so stupid."

hes like, on the verge of freaking out again. he didnt want anybody to know, but oscar knows. and its so---oscar knows, and oscar's a beta for all logan knows, which isnt much, which could even be horrifyingly wrong; and oscar could use this against him. oscar could. tell the press. and oscar is. rubbing his skin, of all damn things on earth. and it makes logan stupidly sick with desire, and he's stupidly wet, and he hates everything about being an omega, from what it is to what it means. and he hates oscar for. for. taking advantage of it? for not taking advantage of it, for not letting logan be done with it without having to say it outloud? for being gentle and kind? for accidentally making him feel so weak and vulnerable? hes going to throw up.

he swats oscar's hand away and regrets it the second it leaves his skin but he's still like "Oscar. Oscar, please, stop. Don't. You need to leave, right now." and oscar is VISIBLY mortified and hes like Sorry, have i done something wrong? Im so sorry, I just thought. Okay. Sorry, yeah, nevermind, I'll just. and he awkwardly moves to the door and he stops for a second and his breath hitches like he's going to say something but then he. leaves.

ensues a very miserable lonely couple of days for logan he thinks about calling oscar and begging him to come back on every single one of them. he eventually rides the heat out and its kind of awkward between him and oscar for a while but they dont bring it up. logan sure as hell wont. he doesnt even tell his PARENTS about it like its genuinely. worst thing on earth to him.

overall this is a fun mix of internalized homophobia toxic masculinity and internalized. omegaphobia. ??????. talk about being comfortable with your manly man male self when you have to make peace with the fact that youre into MEN (of all people on earth) and an OMEGA (of all designations on earth). he thinks of it as extremely emasculating especially as a nineteen years old guy who's trying to make his way through the ranks on his road to F1. Slaps fic You can fit so many narratives in this badboy.

Anyways. Sorry for the rambling omg!!!!!! ive been trying to spread the omega logan agenda. im so happy we're on the same page here.

Never apologize for rambling in my inbox! I adore it!! As you can tell from my other posts, I'm very happy to read and ramble myself (I actually have another a/b/o loscar ramble in my drafts rn which may get posted later)

Have you consider for this fic: True Mates? It would add a bit of spice to the suffering because Logan is very clearly never going to ever acknowledge his feelings or that he's an Omega ever. But, ever since Oscar left his room, Logan has needed him even after his heat ended, and he doesn't understand why. He doesn't understand anything about being an Omega and doesn't want to, so why would he try to understand why he is constantly yearning for Oscar.

The entire F3 grid definitely clocked what was going on with Logan, but because presenting at 19 is so unheard of, Oscar was constantly trailing him trying to help without being overbearing, and the fact that Logan looked two seconds away from death (his or someone else's), everyone just went I think that's not my problem, Oscar will fix it. Because everyone knows he's an Alpha besides Logan because Logan (let's say it together everyone) is a fool who doesn't deal with his emotions well. They just assumed that Logan had been suppressing his heats and scent until now which prompted the worrying from Oscar and the inability to deal with himself from Logan. Clearly no one saw that Logan was finally hitting the character building emotional turmoil part of his life/the fic.

Logan here is the epitome of I'm going to put all my emotions right here and then one day I'll die. Oscar meanwhile is trying to figure out why being with Logan during his heat felt the way it did. It nearly killed him to leave Logan like that, alone and trembling from the barely suppressed heat he was going through. He doesn't feel the True Mate bond yet because (checks nonexistent notes) you only feel it during your heat or rut (yeah that sounds right)

I really hope you write this fic! The emotional journey Logan will definitely have to go through to actually feel comfortable in his skin would really interesting to read!

#asks #loscar #osclo #a/b/o #omega!logan

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yuukei-yikes · 7 months

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WAIT i was the vacation dream kanoshin anon but i just remembered an actual one i thought of myself not my subconcious but i somehow forgot about it-

in my delusions a route similar to the novel route is what gives us str (not mekakucity actors shh- canon isn't real if it's from mca), meaning Kano has his weird ass traumadumping session with ene and whatnot and ends up having to spill the beans to the rest of the dan INCLUDING shintaro not just shintaro casually vanishing-

anyways so this ends up with the same vibe as novel-route kano and shintaro which is like. i mean. kano literally describes shintaro as looking at him the same way he looked at ayano and that kano "can't win against him" like. 🤨

Yada yada everything w/ clearing eyes, similar fight to mca ish ( i like the idea of marry draining her friends of their life to save their lives it's interesting to me-) and wahoo ayano. hi. she exists now (with ofc haruka and hiyori too-) and obviously everyone's like HOLY SHIT. especially the mekutrio. and ESPECIALLY kano.

Like I imagine Kano has a much harder time wrapping his head around the fact Ayano's back since while the other two just saw her death as suicide, he knew what caused it / all the clearing eyes stuff so he couldn't really accept her death and move on, while the others (obviously heartbroken over it though) were able to accept it and grow, yea?

Well we get those feelings of "holy shit my sister is alive" but also mixed with these feelings of "oh fuck. i (very unfortunately) might have a thing for my sister's crush." and IMMEDITELY backs the fuck off from both of them. He doesn't ignore ayano obviously but he doesn't seek her out, and he just actively avoids shintaro. ayano's concerned but meanwhile shintaro's just kinda like. what the fuck did i do to you???

Anyways dunno how that gets resolved i never thought past just the idea that kano can barely handle these two facts alone (ayano is alive now and he might maybe like shintaro a little bit (ew)) but together? Fuck. He is Not thinking on that he is backing Way the fuck up. Nope. Not his circus not his monkeys (he is actually just the entire circus).

Anyways long story short when Ayano comes back and everything is resolved kano's unresolved grief over her death but also the budding crush he's developing on shintaro hit him with the force of a truck (haha) and he does Not know how to handle that so he just Doesn't

DUDE. YOU AND I. SAME BRAIN. LIKE THIS IS SO SPECTACULARLY ALL MY SAME FEELINGS RIGHT FROM DELUSIONALLY IMAGINING NOVEL ROUTE WITH A GOOD END AS MY IDEAL ROUTE AND MARY TAKING THE SNAKES HERSELF AND ALMOST KILLING EVERYONE AND KANO LIKING SHINTARO AND BEING SO FREAKED OUT HE BACKS OUT LEAVING SHINTARO CONFUSED BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THEY HAD WORKED EVERYTHING OUT IN THAT CONVO WHERE KANO COMES CLEAN TO KIDO AND HIM(AND TAKANE HERE TOO) sorry for yelling. i just get excited when i get same brain with someone. like exactly. EXAAAACTLY.

but for ayano i think kano is super close with her and he's constantly trying to go back the same relationship they had where ayano relied so heavily on him, especially bc kano wants to distract himself FROM himself so he wants to focus on how she's doing but ayano isn't gonna do what she did. she realised just how messed up it was putting kano through all that and she feels so responsible. ayano and kano are on this weird YOU CAN COUNT ON ME. NO U CAN COUNT ON ME. NO NOT ME COUNTING ON YOU, YOU COUNTING ON ME!!! constantly... imagine kano sitting through ayano go on and on about shintaro bc ayano can see kano wants her to rely on him so she's like well it doesnt hurt anyone if i just talk abt my crush. like its a thing she can stand talking abt and from her perspective kano will be satisfied just hearing her talk about anything she doesnt talk to anyone else. and kano sits through it like 😁😁😁(wants to explode into a million pieces)

also god the bit u mentioned abt kano saying shintaro smiled at him like how he used to smile at ayano. sorry like allow me to attach the whole thing because

☝️☝️☝️⁉️⁉️⁉️like what the fuck is this. WHAT WAS JIN THINKING WHEN HE WROTE THIS LIKE THIS IS SOOOO. homo. kano is so insanely homosexual for shintaro in the seventh novel like there are several examples it's amazing. anyways the "he's invincible" line i am particularly obsessed with and it's why i always insist kano has this weird thing where he's constantly trying to have the upper hand with shintaro while shintaro unknowingly and effortlessly outsmarts him just by being himself.

kano's feelings for shintaro are so complicated and full of resentment and he always wanted shintaro to be entirely horrible just to justify how he feels, but shintaro keeps proving he's a good person and kano keeps being unable to deny not only that but also that he LIKES him and even admires him. and it drives him so crazy.

meanwhile shintaro's feelings for kano are complicated bc 1. wtf does he hate me or not. 2. augh he's a guy im not gay. 3. my girlfriend(?)'s brother. like shintaro hating kano's guts back is funny but it's not the move like it's not true. shintaro wants nothing more than to get along with kano!!! everyone gets on shintaro's nerves and kano gets on everyone's nerves, so bc of this i understand the common misconception of shintaro hating kano back.

anyways shintaro is so clueless bc he thought they were ok?? they talked it out so it's fine?? he can't ever figure out kano's inconsistent behaviour. he decides that it's probably bc he's protective of ayano but he knows that's not all of it.

ugh ugh ugh. KANOSHIN FIRST KISS WHERE SHINTARO'S LIKE genuinely sad and confused and finally confronts kano like seriously what's the matter?? i thought we were cool already?? and kano's super dismissive like whaaa nothing omg of course we're best friends❤️ but shintaro isn't letting it go and kano is getting rly fed up bc his patience is SO short when it comes to shintaro which also pisses him off like why is he making me feel so out of my element like the best i do is LIE why does he drive me SO CRAZY. and then shintaro's like i just wanna know what can i do to make things ok!!!!! and its so genuine and he is just so earnest and pathetic looking kano kisses him impulsively.

anyways. kanoshin.

#ask tag #kanoshin #headcanons #kagenalysis

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theoutlawfaleena · 1 year

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I just found your account and I have this thought in my head... and I just need to tell somebody. Its a very basic thought BUT anyways.. I like to imagine that König is a friend of yours, maybe you trained together in german military camp or something, doesnt really matter... but he has a big big crush on you (but his anxiety just wont let him confess to you) and he is very protective over you since you're so small compared to him (who isnt tho??). You two are out, not in a club, but in a bar or something less crowded and you are just standing there, ordering your drink when a random guy comes up to you and starts flirting with you very bluntly. Something stupid like "did it hurt when you fell from-" but he stops mid sentence because König appears right behind you, giving this dude the most scary look ever. Like his blue eyes would just blankly stare into his soul.

And you look at the guy in front of you, confused why he stopped talking so suddenly. Then he just runs off and you turn around to see König smiling innocently at you like he didnt just scare this poor guy to death. You would roll your eyes acting all annoyed like "again?" but secretly you LOVE the scary-dog-privilege and he just fucking loves that he can give you that privilege. So much that he immediately gets hard thinking about it- okay i'll stop right here😂 just thinking about how he scares off dudes only by his presence is so hot to me🙃 and I just know he is not that shy boy like people say he is. Anxiety doesnt always only equal shyness... its just the first thought you get but this mf is smug and loud. His character has much more depth than just "he is shy bc of his anxiety" ... just wanted to clarify this real quick, this giant is a badass🧐 (also sorry for my english or any mistakes haha its not my first language)

AAAAHABSJDHSHS ANON I LOVE THIS ..... obsessed with him being just a lil bit possessive and not wanting anyone else to flirt with u 😌 AGHAGSG and u knowing about it and exercising those "scary dog privileges" just to see him get possessive bc u actually like it.... I LOVE IT

i don't think he's shy either ..... definitely not in the 👉🏻👈🏻 way but maybe more in the 🧍🏻 way BSJFHDHDH i love him either way <333

#need someone to be possessive over me #just a little #is that toxic??#idc #anon ask

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luminberry · 2 years

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Pred Zeke and prey Jasper lol, brain really really wanted some unaware vore and this was cooked up shortly after with @stuffems and several others, Jaspers the prey cause who doesnt wanna nom the cute lad?

It was late in the evening, if you could call it that nowadays in Nevada. Jasper was moving happily around the kitchen finishing up the last few touches on dinner for the crew. The M4g dinners were already finished up thank god, so all that was left was to call everyone else in to grab a bite to eat.

Since it was near the end of the month and the deliveries were scheduled to come by first thing in the morning, Jasper elected to make some of his homemade chili with what was left in the stores to clear a bit more space and give everyone something delicious to look forwards to. He even had enough to make a few batches of cornbread for the few that liked that sort of thing, he grinned to himself knowing one of his boyfriends Zeke, seemed damn near insatiable around the stuff.

Putting away the leftover spices and setting the dishes off to the side for the kitchen staff to handle afterwards, something caught Jaspers eye amongst the copious little containers he was set to store away.

"Hm? What's this now..Ah don't remember takin this one out before..Don't look like somethin Ah'd use."

A small jar of what looked like fine pinkish sugar sat out of place amidst the containers of chili and garlic powders. Curious about what it could be he sat it off to the side as he poured himself a bowl, head turning towards the open hall where Zeke and a few others hung out waiting for dinner to be called.

"Zeke, dinners ready! Mind tellin everyone while Ah finish up in here real fast?"

"Sure thing darlin, leave it ta me! Ya made yer cornbread too right?"

"Pft of course Ah did ya silly goof, made plenty so don't make yerself sick like last time alright?" "...That was one time! But alright alright, lemme go grab everyone."

Jasper couldn't help but laugh a bit to himself as he listened to Zeke fuss and walk off to call the others to dinner. Everything but that strange bottle was put away..and Jasper couldn't quite help himself but wonder if it was just simply colored sugar.

"Might be good whenever we make cookies..if its still fresh might make some later tonight n surprise Zeke n Bull with a treat haha."

Popping the lid open, he gently dipped his pinky finger in and scooped up a small portion to taste. Popping his finger into his awaiting mouth, Jasper was somewhat confused when he tasted...absolutely nothing? A hint of something sweet and a tiny bit sour, but it all quickly faded seconds later.

"..Well now ain't that a weird thing? ..Must be old or somethin..eugh.."

A strange painful headache pinged at the base of Jaspers skull, harsh enough to make his vision swim and force him to lean forwards on the counter.

"...Maybe tastin somethin Ah ain't got no idea what it is was a bad idea..shit, hope that wasn't somethin poisonous.."

Jasper clenched his eyes shut as things began to swim and spin faster, even standing still it felt like things were shifting about him. Hell it felt like he was falling even.

It wasn't until he felt himself tipping a little too much forwards and not connecting his head with the cabinets that something registered as wrong with him. Letting out a yelp when he was falling just a bit too much forwards to be safe, Jasper opened his eyes and saw a sea of red rising up to meet him.

Landing in the red sea, Jasper gasped at how damn hot it was, it smelled very very familiar actually.

"Wait a sec, did..did Ah just land in my own damn bowl of chili?? Oh gods don't tell me that stuff shrunk me.."

Looking around as he tried to keep himself from sinking too much into his own food, his fears turned out to be true when he saw the landscape around him look exactly like the kitchen he was in when this all started..or was still in to be exact.

"Shoot..this ain't gonna end well if Ah can't get someone ta help me outta this damn mess..Ah think Ah can hear someone comin thankfully. If Ah can get em ta spot me maybe this won't be so bad right?"

Jaspers heart soared in relief when it was Zeke who came walking back in, a easy going smile on his face. Jasper had feared it'd be one of the H4nks that'd spot him first, or someone a bit less observant. But he knew Zeke would help him, he could trust his boyfriend would come to his rescue!

"Jasper, everyone said they're comin soon..Jasper? Y'all still in here darlin?"

Zekes smile waned into a look of confusion at not seeing one of his boyfriends, before shrugging a bit and moving towards the counter and spotting the lone bowl.

"Huh, must of left to go get the stragglers I guess..Nice of him ta pour a bowl for me before he left. N I can grab a few things a cornbread before tha others snag it all heheh~"

Zeke moved to pull a few toppings out of the fridge before heading over to the counter with the bowl waiting for him, he was a simple man, some cornbread and sour cream were all he'd usually like on his chili. And Jaspers food was amazing as far as he was concerned, he would borderline make himself sick eating it.

Unknown to Zeke however, said cook of the evenings meal was too stunned to make himself known when he should of. Seeing Zeke towering over him the size of a damned mountain had made several emotions and thoughts run through him. The first being brief amazement at all the minute features on display, reminding him just how damn handsome Zeke could be at times.

The second was disbelief that Zeke hadn't immediately spotted him, not knowing the reason was simply because Jasper unfortunately was coated head to toe in chili thanks to his abrupt landing.

Numbly Jasper watched his massive boyfriend before hearing the container snap open and a mountain of sour cream hovered over him.

"Guh- W-wait Zeke don't! Ah'm down here look!! Zeke please darlin wa-''

Zeke paused as the dollop of sour cream gently landed in the middle of the bowl, for a second he thought he heard Jasper trying to call him.

"Jasper? ...Darlin? Huh..must be hearin things..maybe he's waitin for me in tha mess hall so we can eat together.."

Zeke shrugged to himself as he picked the bowl up and his plate of cornbread and moved to find Jasper and dig in as everyone else slowly filed in to grab their own portions.

Jasper meanwhile wailed under the suffocating mound of damn cold sour cream, feeling himself being pushed down deeper into his own cooking. Zeke wouldn't find him at this rate..the only thing that'd happen for sure was he was going to wind up part of his meal!

"Shit shit shit...Ah should of said somethin sooner before he got distracted..Ah can still try maybe, jus gotta hold on n hope Ah get a second chance."

Zeke looked about and still couldn't spot Jasper amongst the others settling down to dig into dinner, which was rather strange..Maybe he was taking care of something before coming out to eat, Jasper was always busy it seemed sometimes.

Sitting down with his meal, Zeke started to dig in happily.

Jasper could hear and faintly feel the spoon start to scoop out bite after bite of chili, which of course made him panic a bit more. He'd have to do something to get Zeke to notice him before he wound up apart of the mans meal on accident.

Something about the chili seemed different tonight Zeke felt, it tasted somehow so much better..Or was he just starving? Well the excited gurgling coming from his midsection cleared things up after the first two bites..he was fucking starving and then some and the food was damn delicious, he'd definitely have to thank Jasper for the food whenever he saw him next.

Jasper was trying as best he could to keep away from the damned spoon as more and more of the chili trapping him was eaten. He was getting a bit alarmed at just how fast Zeke was putting it away, must of been real damned hungry if he was eating like this.

Inbetween bites of cornbread and chili, the bowl was quickly getting empty. At this rate he might wind up going back for seconds once he cleaned his bowl out. Letting out a happy hum at a rather large chunk of meat on the next spoonful he wasted no time in popping it into his mouth.

"Chrissakes Zeke, eat like ya got some fuckin manners for pete's sake.. Can hear yer damn stomach from outside in tha halls."

"Mnph?? Mnh.."

Zeke jumped a bit at Cara coming out of nowhere to scold him about his eating habits..again. But Zeke knew better than to reply with a mouth full of food, the last time he did that Cara smacked him upside the head for being so crass..

Swallowing the mouthful he had, he was briefly thankful the large chunk slid down his throat with no problems.

"Sorry Cara, ya know how I am with my boyfriends cookin haha..Just too good not ta enjoy, ya know?"

"Mhm..speakin of yer boyfriend..Have ya seen Jasper round any recently? Need ta have a word with him bout tomorrows deliveries, got some strange items on here I don't remember approvin n hoped he'd know where they came from.."

"Nah I haven't seen him since dinner started..was hopin he was out here but he hasn't come out yet."

"Hm..well if y'all see him, let him know I need ta talk with him soon."

"Will do, go on n grab ya a bowl before someone inhales tha rest of it."

"Like y'all seem ta be doin?"

"...Oh hush up Cara, I was jus hungry was all, dang."

Making a bit of a face as Cara laughed and went on his way towards the kitchens, Zeke finished off the last of his meal and leaned back with a satisfied sigh.

"Might wait a bit on that second bowl for now..forgot that stuff expands a bit once it settles."

Zeke sighed once more as a hand came up to gently knead his slightly swollen midsection, before getting up and moving to put his dishes away. Once he had cleaned things away he sighed and started on trying to find Jasper.

Jasper couldn't believe what the hell just happened...He had all but screamed when he felt the spoon knock him over and pull him skywards up towards Zekes awaiting mouth. He had tried to yell his boyfriends name, anything..But he couldn't force himself to get it out in time before he was sealed in the mans eagerly awaiting mouth and tossed about amongst the rest of his meal.

Trapped in the dark humid confines of his boyfriends mouth, Jasper was outright powerless to stop himself from being moved about with ease by the massive tongue trapping him. Feeling himself being tasted and squished against teeth that were far too big for him to feel safe. It couldn't get any worse the poor man thought, that is until he both felt and heard Zeke make a startled noise, hoping beyond hope that it was him noticing him at last...

Only to let out a wail as he was shoved towards the back and swallowed down with hardly a second thought with the remains of his meal. He had only just barely grown used to being swallowed down by Bull, the M4g was always gentle with the process. But this was something entirely different, everything gripped at him tightly as he was pulled downwards to Zekes stomach. Jasper let out a strangled yell as he slid deeper and deeper until he reached the end of his short but terrifying journey.

It was dark of course in Zeke's stomach, and Jasper was alone in here with no one knowing he was even in here to begin with. That thought alone scared him the most. He absolutely needed to get Zeke to notice him before the mans stomach did what it was made to do to him.

And if he wasn't already worried enough about trying to get his clueless boyfriends damned attention, things only grew worse as he was suddenly tossed about with a rhymical bouncing chaos.

Zeke started jogging to try and see if anyone had spotted Jasper during dinner, he was worried one of the H4nk alternates might have nabbed something more than dinner. It wasn't too far fetched considering what most of them were capable of day to day.

Several minutes later and a few very very close calls, Zeke still hadn't found Jasper yet. Deciding to try and ask Bull before he went to bed, Zeke ran his way back towards his other boyfriends room.

Jasper was more or less done with today, it had started off on a good foot too! But now he was being tossed about every which way and it was starting to make him a bit sick.

"Ah gotta tell Zeke he shouldn't run all tha goddamn time..if Ah ever get out in enough time..eugh. Please jus find a spot ta relax..somewhere quite please Zeke!"

Bull thankfully was still near his room, getting ready for his late patrol shift and gave a wave to Zeke as he called out to the other.

"What's all tha rush darlin? Y'all know I don't start till later, somethin up?"

"Yeah, I haven't seen hide nor hair of Jasper since before dinner n wondered if y'all saw him anywhere?"

"Sorry darlin can't say I have really, didja check his room on yer way here?"

"Oh..uh nope, didn't quite think bout that. I'll double back n take a gander then. Thanks sweetheart! I'll come swing by later before I head ta bed alright?"

"No rush darlin, I got all night n looks like yer plenty busy. But I'll save a spot for ya."

Zeke gave a smile and a wave before turning on his heels and making his way over towards Jaspers quarters. If anything he'd surely be there right? Maybe he was tired and stepped out to grab a fast nap, the man was busy today after all.

Jasper had all but given up on trying to grab Zekes attention, nothing he did would likely reach the active man..He was scared of what was going to happen. He had some close calls in the past but he was always saved in the end somehow..But now no one was coming were they? His one hope was damn near deaf to his cries as he was shaken and tossed about more and more.

Zeke finally arrived at Jaspers room and peeked inside the dark interior before calling out softly.

"Jasp? Jasper sweetheart y'all in here? Hope ya don't mind I'm gonna turn tha light on.."

The lights flickered into life and showed nothing more than a empty bed.

Zeke was at a loss and moved to just sit on the bed and catch his breath for a moment in the soft familiar silence of the room. Head held in his hands, Zeke let out a long sigh.

"Jasper..where tha hell didja run off ta?"

Everything was still at last inside Zekes damned stomach, if not a little cramped now. Jasper sat up shakily upon hearing Zeke say his name, wondering where he was, which was ironic in several senses he thought. But it was still and quiet..he wouldn't likely have another chance if he didn't try now.

Pulling himself towards what he thought was the front of Zekes stomach walls he began to pound against it with all he was worth, frustration and fear being put to good use at last.

"ZEKE! ZEKE LET ME OUTTA HERE PLEASE! AH DON'T WANNA DIE IN HERE! LET ME OUT, YA GOTTA HURRY!!"

Jasper hollered and wailed every last ounce of breath in his lungs, hoping it would have the effect he wanted the most. A few seconds passed and Jaspers confines grew immediately tighter as he heard Zeke suck in a sharp breath of air.

"wh-J-Jasper?? What the-OH GOD. Fuck fuck hang on darlin gimme two seconds!! Shit shit shit-AH- oww"

Zeke in the silence of the room, felt a sharp series of pangs ring out from his stomach..And before he could question what the hell was going on..A very very familiar, and outright terrified sounding voice rang out from his middle. It didn't take much for Zeke to connect the pain and voice before taking off like a shot towards Jaspers bathroom, briefly slamming into the doorframe in his rush.

Several frantic moments later, and Zeke was thankfully holding a very relieved and wet Jasper between two hands in the sink. Both were very much exhausted for different reasons.

"Jasper sweetheart I'm so damned sorry..almost just made ya a meal..Y'all alright though? I didn't hurt ya or anythin did I?"

"Ah'm fine..just exhaused now but not too worse for wear thankfully. Didn't think Ah'd get yer attention before it was too late honestly, can see why y'all never gain weight now..y'all cant keep still for ten seconds..hehehh"

Zeke could only weakly laugh in response, he was thankful at least that he found Jasper before...well he didn't wanna think about that. Sitting up a bit more, instead he helped Jasper clean off before taking him back towards the kitchens.

"What'd ya say it looked like again? Ya sure it'd still even be in here after dinner? Hopefully we can find it.."

"Ah'll bet it's still in there, Ah thought it was decoratin sugar for cookies n tha like..Was why my dumb ass decided ta taste it n landed in that bowl of chili ya inhaled."

"..Well in my defense I didn't know we had that kinda stuff layin round. N ya make a damn fine chili Jasper, how can I not stuff myself with it.. Just didn't think I'd eat tha cook as well."

"Ah know, Ah know...Jus hope this wears off or else Ah won't get a damn thing done anymore.."

The two talked as they searched the cabinets in the kitchen, only finding nothing of what Jasper talked about after several long minutes. Both seemed rather perplexed at where the small bottle could of gone to..

"Well we'll worry bout that in tha mornin maybe when everyone else is awake.."

"But what are we gonna do bout me bein this damned small Zeke?"

"If we're lucky it wears off soon, till then I don't mind keepin ya close where I can see ya. Can work on apologizin for almost makin a snack outta ya heheh."

"That don't sound too bad honestly..Ah can certainly use some dang TLC after today."

"I can certainly provide all tha TLC y'all ever need, let's head back ta my room for now.."

"Sounds good ta me.."

#soft vore #mawdness combat #extreme cuddling #g/t vore #mawedness combat #unaware vore #foodplay vore

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kahin · 9 months

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so now that i effectively watched atsv and was left shell shocked. i just thought it was a movie thing like "tbc" ohh its a cutscene haha What the movies actually over. uhmm the plot was maybe lacking a bit but i get that its a two-part so no comment there. i should say i yelled when i saw jess drew because what do you mean there is a pregnant spider-woman on a MOTORBIKE doing cool tricks. i had to stop myself from going "oh yeah jess drew is so cool and awesome haha" like every two seconds. i hope i get to see more of malala windsor too tbh... {hijabi spiderman}. the spot was such a silly guy and i kind of understand that IS how you're meant to view him n it also sorta reminds me how in itsv no one took miles seriously as spiderman they all insisted that THEY were the ones who'd do the job and stay behind. n it sorta loops back a bit as well cz in itsv they kept goin "hes just a kid" and in atsv when peter keeps going "kid" he goes "stop calling me that" before escaping.

miguel. ohohohho what is up with him. i cant even get into this guys head i cant even say anything. hes chasing down a 15 year old and was abt to kill him in that fucking go home machine Bless margo 4 not doing anything wi that system reboot because. uhm. 💀

prowler aaron-42 had me sort of shaking because he was about ot kill miles-1610 like 3an jad "like no i dont want to be a good person" tekram 3aynak sidi o7 any other orders. 42-miles and 1610-miles switching circumstances is a cool little thing to note too. the spider that bit miles-1610 was from d-42 meaning that prowler miles in 42 was supposed to be spiderman. which kind of explains too why jeff is dead in 42 as opposed to . well. aaron. also rio in 42 has lighter eyes than 1610. the scene where our miles was like pouring his heart out to her and she doesnt even believe him left me like

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hobie was so real also the entire movie cz during the "kid listen" scene i talked abt earlier he started motioning with his palms. i also had to stop myself from going "YOOO ITS HOBIE HEY GUYS LOOK HAVE OYU SEEN THIS"

anyway i dont get why you guys hated jess drew or margo kess. jess did barely anything except maybe be a TAD BIT harsh on gwen but she didnt. even lay a hand on miles meanwhile miguel was about to kill him like genuinely kill him probably at multiple times. margo i dont get the hate against her too i think it . listen im going to come up with a theory.... it might be antiblack racism.

i also rlly liked pavitr but the chai tea thing sends shivers up my spine because i know if i check his tag that'll be all i see. the moment he went "chai TEA?" i just went "yeah he sealed his fate forever. im so sorry pavitr this movie's first indian spider-man and they're gonna treat you badly. the fact they gave him like 100 or so unique signatures makes so much sense his moveset is so rad bro

In conclusion. uhm. MISSION STATUS: SICKK

#fisher's trek!

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lunarifie · 1 year

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Rewatching Ninjago

(With no context other than the episode)

Sons of Garmadon episode 5-6

FIGHT SCENE FIGHT SCENE

Mr E: (Cracks his neck)

Zane: Are you the quiet one??? ARE YOU THE QUIET ONE

Omg I forgot Zane used a bow and arrow for a while.

I love his fighting style, and weapons.

I like how we only see Zane fight seriously when its with other nindroids and powerful villains.

Because, you know, hes made out of titanium.

This scenes so cool. No joke, just Zane and this guy fist fighting it out as Zane screams for answers.

It just feels so real

Zane (sparking and injured): You dont have to do this….

Mr E: (kicks him off the cliff)

WHAT

NO.

the way Zane was so quiet, so pleading and understanding

I hate this

I remember seeing a post that says the animators were allowed to put more injuries on Zane since hes a robot and there wouldnt be as much gore.

Which is so true, because theres a huge gash on Zanes face and the only thing thats showing is wires.

Like imagine that sort of injury on the other ninja. Blood would be flowing.

DID ZANE JUST DIE!?!!?!?

HE LIKE, POWERED DOWN, HIS EYES WENT DULL.

I hated that so much he looked like he really died.

Stop. What is Mr. E putting in Zanes chest. Istg if thats a tracker im going to shit myself.

STOOOP. 😭😭😭 THE CAMERA PANNING OUT FROM ZANES BODY TO SHOW IT ALL CUT UP AND SCUFFED.

Even the intro music changed…

God, all of them finding Zane like that. They sound so scared.

THEY HAVE A GURNEY FOR SITUATIONS LIKE THIS?!?!?!? HOW MANY TIMES HAS THIS HAPPENED????

The transition from the bright spotlight to the doctor/mechanic lights was so good

Jesus christ Zanes in actual bad shape. Like actually. This is what would happen if one of the other ninja got hurt this bad. Zanes in a coma and its up to him to get better and wake up.

This is scary I dont like this 😭

It makes you think. That whole fight and falling off a cliff probably hurt a LOT

Wait so theyre LEAVING ninjago city? As in abandoning everything? I mean, thats the right move, but thats just crazy to me. Its been so long since theyve been outside of ninjago.

Baby Wu: WAAAAAAA

Jay: Maybe hes thirsty! Give him some milk!

Cole (handing Wu to Kai): I tried that! He doesnt like milk!

Jay: WHAT ELSE DO BABIES DRINK?!?!?

Kai (handing baby Wu to Jay): Dont ask me! Ask him!

Cole: HES A BABY. HE HASNT LEARNED HOW TO TALK YET.

Jay (handing Wu to Cole): Oh! maybe he needs a diaper change!!!

Cole (holding Wu as if he has a disease): ohmygosh, DO WE EVEN HAVE DIAPERS?!?!?

Lloyd: We’re NINJA, WE DONT NEED DIAPERS.

Jay: What if we used one of our hoods!

Kai: NOT MY HOOD!!!

HFDJFFJJDNNGNDGNLMAOOO

i love them all sm

Theyre all idiots

THEYRE TRYING TO DRAW STRAWS 😭😭😭

I love how Harumi is the one calming baby Wu down with a lullaby. Now we know she probably did this so if she ever needed to steal Wu he’d be comfortable going with her.

The fact that Harumi and Lloyd are comforting each other on their parents makes me so sad

She obviously asked him just so she could know more about Garmadon.

UHHH DID HARUMI JUST GO FOR A KISS??????

Lloyd: Uh! I um, better go see, uh. I have to go. That way.

AWWWW HES SO AWKWARD 😭 LOOK AT HIS LITTLE AWKWARD WALK.

Ok I get that Lloyd fell first, (which I like to pretend never happened) but if Harumis whole thing is becoming Garmadons daughter. Why is she making moves ON HIS SON. like thats so weird 😭

I get it tho, shes probably trying to gain his trust, and if they were involved, that realization would probably hurt a lot more.

Cole (watching over baby wu): awwww

Baby Wu: Wa… wa… WAAAAAA

Cole: no no no please dont cry!!! I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE. haha! Look at me! Hey! Lala! See, im not crying!

Baby Wu: WAAAA

Cole: Ughhhh FINE. but this is between you and me. 😒

Cole: shine little glow worm glimmer glimmer. Dont get dimmer dimmer

AWWWWW cole is so cute with kids

My favs for this season are definitely him and Lloyd.

THE BLANKY.

Pls tell me it has Wus name on it and thats why Cole gasped

Jay: Woaah… look at that storm!

Nya (navigating the ship): You know, there was an ancient tribe in ninjago that worshipped a storm spirit called Wohira.

Yayayayay Nya and Jay time :)

I love them sm and small moments with them are so cute

Look at Jay listen to his girlfriend infodump 🥺

Nya: They believed Wohira protected them.

Jay: Wohira? Haha thats silly.

(Storm crackles and shakes the ship)

Jay: AAA NOT SO SILLY ANYMORE

Just googled what who wohira is and apparently its woJira.

“Wojira (also known as the Sleeper in the Deep, the Great Serpent, or the Mighty Serpent of the Wave and the Storm) was a storm spirit in the form of a giant sea serpent. Before time had a name, she used the Amulets of Wojira to rule the seas of Ninjago.”

Huh, I hope Wojira comes up in the show she seems so cool

Ok so the ninja are all gathered up, and they learned that a trap was set from an audio recording Zane took. Ofc that trap is the thing Mr. E placed in Zanes body. But they think they can track the quiet one with the recording.

Its so funny to think that rn Harumi is probably shitting herself. She looks so scared 😭

Pixal: We need to go under the storm, its interfering with my signal and i cant trace the recording

Harumi: UM! wont we be spotted if we go under the storm 😀 we’ll be seen by the sons of garmadon!

Lloyd: Harumis right.

GODDAMMIT

Jay: So where do we go?

Cole (barges in holding a map): HERE! it was with the baby the whole time!

Ohhhh so the blankey was a maaaap

Kai: I dont get it? Why was the baby wrapped in a map?

Cole: I dont know, maybe they didnt have any diapers either.

Harumi (sick of their bullshit): THIS, part here looks like it can be the central part of ninjago 😀

Which in harumi translation is: hurry the FUCK up and stop MESSING AROUND so we can find the MASK.

Jay(trying to stab his meatball): Haha! Come here you little sucker!

Jay: (stabs kai)

Everyone:

Cole: (covers baby Wus eyes)

Jay: I… am so sorry….

Kai: Dont. Just dont.

Uhhhhh zane?

Holy shit holy shit holy shit

What THE FUCK is that

IS THAT THE TRAP SET BY MR E?!?!?!?!?

I THOUGHT IT WAS A FUCKING TRACKER NOT A MECHANIC SPIDER WTFFFF

It looks so creepy i hate it

It reminds me of coralines other-mothers hand.

The way it walks against the floor ughhh

i hate it so much

Nya: What are you feeding him?

Cole(feeding baby wu): tea!

Nya: WHAT?!? you cant feed a baby tea!?!?

Cole: He wont drink anything else!

Ooooo the lights went out….

Awww the way they abandoned everything to see if Zane was okay 🥺

Lmaoo Harumi going back for the map

God this is actually so scary, the background music was perfectly picked for this scene.

Pixal sounds so scared and frantic :(

Wait so they lost control of the WHOLE ship?!?!?

Cole: Samurai X is on their way? They must be here to help!

Wait so Pixal transferred herself to samurai x already?

Pixal: Im afraid that is unlikely…

Wait what

Pixal: Because my system is overrun…

Kai: Youre making no sense Pix.

Pixal: Now… would be a good time to make a minor confession.

Pixal: I am Samurai x…

Ohhh so shes overrun. so someones controlling her body!?!?!?

Everyone:

Cole: Are you serious???

Nya: How is that possible?!?!

Jay: Totally called it!

Cole: You did NOT

Jay: Did too!

(explodes the fucking air thruster)

Istg if they destroy the destinys bounty AGAIN-

Awwww Cole cares sm about the baby 🥺

Jay redirecting literal solid lightning is crazy to me

AND KAI MAKING A FIREBALL TO LIGHT THE SKY?!?!?

Lloyd: Harumi! Take this! (Hands her a sword)

Harumi: But I don’t know how to fight 🥺

Omfg

I hate that Nya is the one stuck looking for that disgusting ass metal spider

UGHHH I HATE THE SQUEAKING AND SQUERLCHING NOISES IT MAKES

NOT THE SPIDER CLIMBING ON ZANE

STOP DID IT JUST JUMP AT HER?!?!?

okay but who is controlling Samurai x specifically. Is it Mr E?

Im gonna be forever confused by the small things Harumi does, like saving Lloyd when he could have easily died and no one would suspect anything.

Aaaa so she was ‘kidnapped’ by Samurai x.

STOP NOT LLOYD JUMPING AFTER HER IN THE STORM.

LLOYD PLS

Jay: He did not just?!?

Kai: He just did!!!

Hfjdntdjnsn

Lloyd: Pixal stop this!

Samurai x: There is no pixal, only the quiet one.

Okay thats actually so smart though. With Harumi right there too.

Lloyd: (stabs the suit)

Samurai x: (ejects from the suit landing on the ship.)

Lloyd: I did not think this through…

NCJDNGJDJT

Harumi: We’re gonna…

Lloyd: Were not gonna die! You hear me?!?!

Harumi: The map! Maybe we can use it as a parachute!

Lloyd: WHAT IS THIS?!?!? A CARTOON?!?!?

LMAOOONFISNGJDNDNS

Lloyd (puts harumi in the samurai x suit): the suit should break your fall!

Harumi: What about you?!?!?

Lloyd: sorry only room for one…

Harumi: NO I NEED YOU!!!

This scene would have been so dramatic and touching if Harumi wasnt who she was 😭

Also the ‘I NEED YOU’ makes me wonder if Lloyds a part of her plan. Like she actually needs him for everything to work.

Lloyd: And I need that map.

HE ACTUALLY USED IT AS A PARACHUTE

Harumi was probably so pissed at that moment as she crashed in the suit and Lloyd swung down.

Nya (getting strangled by a spider): AAAAAAA

(A spear stabs the spider with perfect aim)

Zane: what in the name of ninjago is happening around here???

ZANE❤️

We missed you 🥺

Pixals back!!!!

Samurai x: (throws sword at the last air thruster)

Pixal: (Back online.)

Pixal as samurai x: (watches as her body throws the sword into the air thruster just a little too late)

God that must suck for her. To imagine your seconds late to having saved them all.

Everyone: (holding onto the ship as it goes down)

Jay: She got the last thruster!

Kai: Any ideas!?

Zane: Not one!

Kai: Yeah me neither…

Jay: PRAY TO WOJIRA!

Nya: That is NOT helpful!

HFJDJFNF I love them all

Zane: Maybe we can create enough drag with the sails!

Kai: WHAT SAILS!!?!?

(Their sails completely destroyed)

Zane: 😶

Wait wait wait okay Jay might be onto something

Jay: The rain! It could slow our fall!

YES NYA YES USE YOUR AWESOME FUCKING POWERS!!!

JUST LIKE THE VERY FIRST TIME, SHE WAS TAUGHT TO CHANGE THE WATER FLOW TO RUN UP

I LOVE THIS SHOW SM

this is actually so cool

Like the way the rain is going under and hitting the bottom of the ship.

Nyas such a girlboss

WAIT BABY WU

Good job Cole, like honestly. If he hadn’t gone straight for the baby. Wu would probably be dead, A baby would not have survived that impact.

Awwww Jay helping Nya up.

The forest they landed in is actually gorgeous

Pixal: Zane?

AAAAAAA

THEIR REUNION

Pixal: I needed to keep my identity a secret, to protect the ones I care about…

Zane: You dont need to lie to me, you didnt like being stuck in my head :)

Pixal: that too. ☺️

AWWWWWWW he knows her so well 🥹

Kai: Wheres Lloyd and Harumi?

Oh god theyre alone.

AND NOW THEYRE RUNNING FROM A DINOSAUR????

Omfg and to think its that stupid ‘extinct’ one that was in the episode that had Lloyd magically age up

Pixal and Zane are genuinely so cute

awwwww Cole with baby Wu :)

Cole: What do you think the babies name is?You think he’s a Cole jr?

Ik ppl say that the show writers kinda just threw Jays inventing quirk away which makes me rlly sad but its nice to see that they sometimes show him fixing stuff, like the crashed bounty.

The dinosaur: RAAAAAAH

Cole: …what do you think that was…?

Kai: Probably just some cute little critter?

Jay: Or a big critter… A great big vicious critter with lots of teeth and claws and pinchers—

Cole: You cant tell all of that from how it sounds 🙄

WAIT THE THRUSTERS WORKING?!?!?

nvm lol

Jfjebfjdnf wish I could screenshot on netflix, Jays covered in soot and id love to draw him

AWWW ZANES GIGGLES SO CUTE

Jay: IVE HAD IT. FIRST WE CRASH LAND IN WHO KNOWS WHERE AND NOW ARE SURROUNDED BY WHO KNOWS WHAT

Cole: Look on the bright side! Cole jrs okay! so you can change his diaper.

Jay: ha. Ha. Ha, hilarious.

GOD NYAS SO COOL

She looks awesome in her samurai x mech

Pixal: My suit! I mean— your suit.

Nya: Its okay Pixal, its yours now :)

AWWW I LOVE THEM

lloyds actually super smart to put a note on the mech

Aaand the sons of garmadon are coming

Keep forgetting the place theyre in is Primevals eye.

Harumi: I didnt imagine myself here.. But, Ive always dreamed of being with you 🥺

That was cringy as shit thats when you know shes overdoing it 💀

oooo now theyre on their way to Stranglers Path

Lloyd: Naaah, the name doesnt mean anything. Just some bored map maker— (Gets fucking snatched)

HOLY SHIT IS THE TREE GONNA EAT HIM?!?!?!!?

Omfg I hate that Harumis sword throw was actually so cool

Also why does she keep saving him when its most convenient to just let him die?

Like, she had the map, she had the sword, she couldve continued on.

Im assuming the “i need you” scream she did when they were falling to their deaths has smth to do with her plan.

Lloyds voice actor is actually really good

Lloyd: How did you learn to throw a sword like that?!?!

Harumi trying to cover her ass: I- I dont know! I just saw you in trouble and I… I guess it was luck

Lloyd: LUCK?!?!? That wasnt just LUCK! That was—

Harumi: (kisses him on the cheek)

SHE ACTUALLY KISSES HIM

I THOUGHT THERE WERE ONLY ROMANTIC IMPLICATIONS NOT AN ACTUAL KISS

im gonna kms

Zane and Pixal working together inside the bounty is so cute

Maybe I shouldnt kms

Zane: Is it working?

Pixal: No.

Zane: How about now?

Pixal: NO.

Zane:…

Zane: I detect frustration from you, yet that emotion is not needed for this task? Is something wrong?

Pixal: No…

Pixal:…

Pixal: Yes.

I love how Zane acts all calculating and ‘different’ than an ‘average’ human, which ppl would usually chart it up to him being a robot.

But then we have Pixal, a whole nother example and she acts just like everyone else 😭

I love how thats just how Zane is

AWWW I FORGOT PIXAL HAS HALF OF ZANES HEART/LIFE SOURCE

Pixal: Was i more useful in the computer…?

Pixal: I like having a body, but if I was more useful in the computer…

Zane: The choice was always yours pixal. And I for one, like seeing you like this.

AWWWWWWWWW

i love robot love

The way they just went back to working 🥺

The levitation oni mask is genuinely awesome. And the way it looks like it has no drawbacks. Amazing.

I dislike the ninja talking about Lloyd having the hots for the princess VERY much

Cole: Pliers.

Kai: Pliers?

Jay: I dont have the pliers! (Someone hands it to him) oh, why thank you!

Baby Wu: (walking with two legs)

Jay:

Jay: hehe, COLE. I thought you put the baby down for a nap.

Cole: you mean little Cole jr? Yeah i did, but he was a little restless.

Jay: Uh huh yeah. Then why is little Cole jr standing in front of me and PASSING ME THE PLIERS.

LMAOOOO

the way they all ran

Cole: Im no expert… but do babies do that?

Kai: No. No they do not. And they also dont know what pliers are.

I keep forgetting that Kai like, RAISED Nya, so he definitely knows all this stuff.

Baby wu: (grabs a hot cup of tea and blows it)

Kai: And they DEFINITELY dont do that.

HFNDKFNDJDNFNR

Jay: Okay! Now ive seen it all! Now i REALLY quit!!!

Baby wu: aaaa. Ninja neva quit.

Everyone:

HFNDNGNDJNFT I KNEW IT WAS THIS EPISODE THE MINUTE HE GOT TWO LEGS

Harumi: AAAA (screaming at the sons of garmadon insignia)

Shes such a good actor i hate her 😭

Ohhh i forgot Lloyd and Harumi find a boat and like ride it or smth

Harumis giggle is so cute ☹️

I think Harumis trying to recruit Lloyd, which is why shes saving him and manipulating him. If she plans on keeping him long-term thats the only reason I can think of.

Harumi: Garmadon wasnt the greatest villain…

Lloyd: Oh, no? You probably grew up thinking it was Morro, or the devourer. Wait, don’t tell me. Pythor!

Harumis probably thinking ‘this bitch’

Harumi: no. Its the one you never even knew was there in the first place. The one who gets away.

Lloyd: The quiet one…

Okay this scenes actually really creepy when you know

I love how skeptical Nya is until Wu says his catchphrases

Nya: But how did he get so… Young?

Jay: Haha! Who knows! Hes a living fortune cookie. Everything he does is a puzzle MEANT TO TORTURE US.

Jays got his facts straight

Ohhh okay so it was the reversal blade that made Wu young, got it.

I love how the animation makes this feel like a new show but they always tie things back together.

Jay: But when is he going back to good old Wu?

Jay to the baby: No offense, you look good for your age.

hes so funny

Ughhh the sons of garmadon

Why am I pretending I dont like them I actually genuinely like their characters 😭

HELL YEAH! THE BOUNTYS FIXED

Cole: Let us take care of this wu, you looked after us, let us look after you.

I mean honestly, Wu didnt do much ‘taking care’ of you guys

I love when the ninja bicker in fight scenes

Okay but Lloyd is genuinely smart, the way he noticed there were no rocks and had Harumi stop the boat.

I hate that Harumis so cute, i hate that she has a nice singing voice, i hate that shes such a girlboss gaslighter

And i hate that theres a giant fucking dinosaur fish in the river 💀

ITS A FUCKING CRAB WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?

Theyre gonna be pulled to a waterfall by the current

Knew it.

Nya: Look! The signal to search for the quiet one is working! But thats weird, it says it originated from the bounty…

Kai: but thats impossible…

Zane: The only ones on the ship were us, Pixal, and…

Everyone:

Nya: Harumis the quiet one.

THATS HOW THATS REVEALED,!?!?!?

OKAY BUT THATS ACTUALLY SO GOOD. THEY DEMOLISHED THE ‘VILLAIN REVEALS THEMSELVES’ TROPE AND ALLOWS THE HEROES TO USE THEIR INTELLIGENCE. STILL LEAVING STUFF AT STAKE WITH ANOTHER CHARACTER STILL UNAWARE

Zane: We must warn Lloyd!

Ultra Violet: I wouldnt do that if I were you…

OMFG.

Love the ninja protecting their friends. Cole was holding baby wu and Jay jumped in to save them 🥺

I love crowd fight scenes. Just the heroes having to fight off groups of henchmen

Aaaand they lost.

And Lloyds with Harumi.

This is so great.

They made it to the temple with the mask 😐

OKAY NOOOOW THEY SHOW HARUMIS EVIL MISCHIEVOUS FACE

#ninjago #lego ninjago #Rewatching Ninjago

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