this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

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get ready for an exuberant summer

The fact that Everything Everywhere All at Once has the main character see that if she hadn’t gone to America with the man that would be her husband she would’ve lived a glamorous life of fame and fortune and her husband would’ve gone off and gotten very rich on his own rather than living together in an apartment over a laundromat struggling with finances every day and where so many movies would’ve framed that choice to go off together as a mistake, shown their alternative lives as some sort of “see? It wasn’t worth it” and had them “escape” to that “better” universe in the end, it instead all culminates in the line “Just so you know, in another life, I would’ve been really glad to just do laundry and taxes with you” changed my wholeass life

Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you're missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.

There are freshly independent possums scattered around my yard like fat little Easter eggs trotting through the grass and bricks at dusk.

The Saint Paul Globe, Minnesota, July 10, 1887

I got actual work done this weekend but more importantly I drew PAM WHO DEATH FORGOT

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

“Notes on skirts and pants”

Source: miyuli on twitter

can they like release new vegetables 

i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

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