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shihoerusu · 7 months

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@oceanview15 a quick sketch of one of my favorite incorrect quotes.

#I’m sorry for the messy sketch this was a quick one #I love this idea #he is a simp and I agree #Alfred is not surprised #selina kyle #bruce wayne #catwoman #batman #the batman 2022 #bruce wayne x selina kyle #batman x catwoman #battinson #bruce x selina #zoelina #pattison #batcat#batcat #incorrect quotes

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carsonjonesfiance · 1 month

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Democracy is when Bernie wins and fake democracy is when anyone else wins, am I an expert in political sciences.

#I was originally going to make this vague but Bernie simps are STILL trying it #he lost the primaries… TWICE #because more people voted for the other guy/girl/gay #democracy is democracy even when your guy loses as long as the elections are free and fair #(this is why the electoral college is stupid btw)#it’s not fair that Wyoming voters have 3 times the voting strength towards electors as a California voter #and the system should be abolished #but because it categorically advantages one party that party will never agree to the number of votes required to amend the constitution

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latimeria-fell-from-heaven · 13 days

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met yuri lowenthal and daman mills at a convention (∩˃o˂∩)♡

#lati speaks #i was so nervous but OMG they were both so nice and amazing to talk to i was gonna cry #my friends told daman that i was a mega bladie simp and he started to join in on the teasing HE EVEN SAID ONE OF BLADE'S VOICELINES TOO #yuri was so eager to be voicing dainsleif and really wanted him to become playable soon and i couldn't agree more ajscajscjzchb #I GOT A SIGNED POSTER FROM YURI AND DAMAN SIGNED A LIL BLADE ACRYLIC STAND I BOUGHT I WILL BE BURIED WITH THESE ISTG #yuri lowenthal #daman mills

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zu-is-here · 2 years

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Romatic cliché | FluffyNightKiller Week

I'm pretty sure there was a studio au headcanon about them trying to arrange a poly wedding and getting an offer to film in a movie about their love story?? Here it comes, starring our coffee boy! <3

Hosted by @help-im-a-gay-fish

the original meme cover by Syundei

Killer by rahafwabas / rahaf-wabas / rahofy-sketch

Ccino by black-nyanko

Nightmare by jokublog

#zu art #UPD yes 'romatic' cause Gayfish's prompt is law (ùwú)#fluffynightkiller week #killer!sans #ccino!sans #nightmare!sans #passive!nightmare #undertale #undertale au #utmv #meme #never old >:D #last year Ccino brought them home but this year he's got money yay XD #I can imagine Killer re-asking Ccino ''cinema tickets?'' and our poor coffee boy literally dies on the place like ''This /was/ a bad idea—''#but then Killer is so excited ''Night we /really/ haven't been in a cinema for years!'' and Night agrees and Ccino dies [2] but happy #BONUS points if they express emotions in their 'native' languages (Arabic; Taiwanese; Spanish) \(//∇//)\#the more I draw them the more I simp just like Ccino goshhh ///#pff— ''I'm so gay for...'' sounds good right? but ''I'm so straight for...'' ?? does anyone even use it? XD #anyway I AM ♡#studio #zudio #also #sunset boulevard #;)

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cootiekitten · 16 days

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Okay... actual simp post. And I'm not even gonna elaborate.

#bro licks his lips every 2 seconds #my lip gloss is poppin my lip gloss is cool all the boys keep stoppin #my friend says he has a very pattable head and ykw i agree #pat the feral mutt #certified simp post #johnny slaughter #johnny tcm #tcm #tcmg #johnny sawyer #jahnny boieh #kisses him on he fluffy lil head #AND YANKS ON HIS EARS AND DISCOMBOBULATES HIM YALL THINK NANCY PINCHES HOS EARS LIKE #WHY DO THE VICTIMS ATTACK HIS EARS IN GRAPPLES #AND HE GETS ALL NOOOO MY EARS cue autistic meltdown cus u naenaed his ears idfk

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strigital · 1 year

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this is my small collection named "Johnny Silverhand standing/sitting like a slut at all times"

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weepylucifer · 9 months

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the thing about steban is, i do regularly have to remind myself not to cinnamon-roll-ify him too much. like he's gentle and kind, yes, and he likes getting slapped also, but lbr a part of him wants power

#posts by me #for someone else the move might have been to look around at what leftist student clubs exist and join one #but steban wants to be the primus inter pares of one reading group #where he determines what gets read and how concepts like ''radical'' are defined #he doesn't quite have the charisma to back that up yet so ofc everyone leaves except for the guy who agrees w him on most things for #simp reasons #hey today the book club tomorrow the world lmao #i think harry's skills don't designate him the leader for nothing. he's not just uli's cute demure little sub #like i truly don't think uli could make steban do things he wouldn't want to do

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hikeyzz · 2 months

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age gap kink go brrrr

#sry i'm gross #i want a grandpa that goons to me and simps over me and is obsessed with my hot young body #that starts touching me but gives me money to be quiet about it #except he just gets more and more bold and buys me outfits to wear when we hang out #and all of a sudden instead of my grandpa taking me to go see the new teen comedy movie or something #we're going out on 'dates' where i'm dressed slutty and he keeps his hand on my ass the whole night and at the end of the night #forces me to suck him off and stuffs more money down my shirt before he leaves me on my dad's front step #when i finally tell dad about what grandpa's been doing they're appalled and call grandpa immediately to come over #dad and grandpa agree i need to be reminded of my place and what will happen if i ever make those horrible accusations of either of them #they both rape me and beat me until i am a sobbing broken dripping mess apologizing over and over again #dad decides the lesson isn't over and tells grandpa to take me home for the weekend and invite over all his old navy buddies #hikey #father figure <3

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troublcmakcrs · 6 months

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//more of this fucking nonsense, with only a week of spooky month left, ft. @feldspar-thethief / @x-lordofdarkness-42069-x, who has kindly given me the rot for this au

#vis :: ( tweek )#ver :: final girl ( tweek )#rel :: ( craig & tweek )#rel :: ( tweek x clyde )#mun art #//not tagging vis craig bc this is patrick's craig not MY craig #//my craig has a sexy face scar (courtesy of tweek! 💚)#//i told patrick tweek has an actual answer for what their favorite scary movie is #//and he was like omg i'm so excited i kinda wanna know but don't spoil it #//i loooove this au bc clyde simps for tweek and it results in him & craig having the nathan & mimzy dynamic #//clyde: [huge fucking heart eyes; agreeing with anything tweek says]#//craig: shut up clyyyyyyde >:(

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marathedemonoverlord · 10 months

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So just finished Lesson 17.... I'm sort of indifferent to the story but maybe now we're actually getting plot?

Kinda obsessed with Raphael and the cliffhanger left off makes me think we're getting content but we'll see. They might throw filler at us again this started strong but I'm getting unethused as it goes on (still gonna play it but the interest is dying are we going to address Nightbringer or drag it out for 3 Seasons so we NEVER go back to the future?)

Also I do feel bad for Solomon because I don't mean to neglect you Babes plot and my job as an attendant is forcing me back into the Stockholm Syndrome with them again I swear LOL (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me nightbringer lesson 17 #I mean its something. Not gonna lie tho Lucifer and Beel moment was sweet #Also glad the game let us call Solomon out I like agree with his view that demons don't play fair but like its still dirty to play like that #And like he tried it with Lucifer too like not okay. I get that demons cheat but don't stoop to their level #Argh thats just me though MC has been VERY coddled/had it easy if we think about it.#This is sort of how like the game mechanics has the demons/immortals addressing us it makes me think returning to the past isnt a thing.#Also loved the Satan moments- Satan is really shining as a favorite its strange cause like the other 6 i can do without.#Theyre just sort of fading in the background if we're honest like they had their moments but I don't care about them like I used to #Present/Future 7 Brothers > Past Brothers #Though like that i'm not gettung killed by one of them maybe itll happen soon people love to blame MC for their problems #Blame them for their problems while also simp for MC.#obey me musing #Kind of hoping this Season ends with us in the future but i know thats not gonna happen.#I just dont think us returning to the future is an option we literally havent even gotten their pacts back when in S1 MC was doing it fast

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morninkim · 1 year

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anyway. King-Ohger OC to get her out of my head and into the world

Haiki Bombus is a mechanic from N’Kosopa who initially introduces herself to the King-Ohgers as Kaguragi’s lost daughter.

Later on, Rita uncovers that her real father is just some deadbeat loser from Toufu and that Haiki knew that the whole time and was lying to them and herself so she wouldn’t have to face her reality. Telling herself and others that her father is Toufu’s King rather than just some guy made her like she was more important than just another punk. Kaguragi accepts her anyway, taking her on as a ward.

She transforms with a reverse engineered Ohger Calibur she built from observing the others’ swords and her personal mech, God Bumble, was built in a similar way (except this time from observing their personal Shugods of the Kings from afar and then up-close) and can stand in as either the right or left leg of King-Ohger, depending on the situation, otherwise she can also be wielded as a spear.

#kingohger #ohsama sentai kingohger #super sentai oc #my art #my ocs #YES she's a mary sue and YES her outfit's fuckin ugly i KNOW that's the POINT #also just thot kaguragi fully accepting that he has a daughter at face value was funny #i imagine he doesn't fully trust her at first but eventually realises she could be an asset to toufu should he need her #she thinks gira is a funny guy and agrees with his plans way more than the others #but also she's a simp for himeno and will do whatever she asks without question #she gives yanma shit bc that's just what people their kingdom does and genuinely thinks he's cool at the end of the day #she LOVES kaguragi but one time she introduced herself as haiki dybowski to someone and his eye twitched #anyway #orange ranger time

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avtvmnalvibes · 1 year

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Genuinely surprised there aren’t more Rand Ridley fics. There’s like two. I thought that there was no old white man too low for us to stoop to? This cannot be the bottom of the barrel, I KNOW there’s worse than this

#plus it’s CHRISTIAN SLATER #like he’s awful I agree but like #I have seen way worse things on the internet #WAY worse people that have been AGGRESSIVELY simped for #I’m surprised this is where the line is being drawn #rand ridley #inside job #rand ridley x reader

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katkalis-the-fanartist · 1 year

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II JJJUST LOVE HIM-

#HES SO #RIGHT??#who else agrees #mans ever #albw yuga #yuga albw #screenshots #hwde #IM AT IT AGAIN BEIN A FICTOPHILE #just talking #and being weirdly and embarrassingly simp ish #leave it to me to be the biggest obessor of this mans #i fear no ridicule

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kakusu-shipping · 2 days

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8 & 13 for koro-sensei for the unique self ship ask game!

- @canineluvz

It's always Koro-Sensei in these games dksfjskf Good thing he's such an attention hog. Thankyou for asking!!

8. Ideal vacation spot with your f/o? What would you do there?

This is gonna sound dumb but when you're dating someone who's been all over the world and can travel from China to NY City in under an hour, the best Vacation is a day off at home.

A day in without having to worry about the students or assassin attempts just watching anime would be wonderful, at least to me. Koro-Sensei is a very active guy and has a hard time sitting still, so I'm sure he'd pick something else.

13. Who takes the Spiders outside?

I do. Though he doesn't dislike spiders per-say, they make Koro-Sensei jittery and he's killed a few by suddenly flinging them at mach speed out the classroom window because they moved too suddenly and freaked him out. I have a slow reaction time, so I can move them safely without suddenly jolting from a little shifting from the spider.

#Thankyou for asking #Koro-Sensei if asked this question would pull out a mile long log book on his personal recommendations for vacation spots #And would talk for an hour straight #But if he heard me say I'd prefer to just stay home he'd agree a stay-cation is the best kind of vacation #Because he's a simp and a people pleaser #And I love him very much <3

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dmclemblems · 2 years

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im so glad he knows it tho, look at that self esteem most of us don’t even have go!

#Three Hopes #Rodrigue #I AGREE FELIX IS A HANDSOME YOUNG MAN I THOUGHT SO SINCE THE HOUSES TRAILERS SIR #AND I ALSO AGREE THE APPLE DOES NOT FALL FAR FROM THE FRALDARIUS TREE #Fraldarius genes are Special #look at this blessed man laughing at his own jokes #but also damn how did he know so many of us simp for him

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the-wraiths-wife · 27 days

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I woke up and chose violence

HOT TAKE

Am I the only one who thinks Avery is a bit boring?

Like her only personality trait is obsessing over the Hawthornes, and being SmArT

Gurl 🙄✋

In my native place we call PPL like her desperate, we call them hens💀—

Sorry someone had to

Literally me trying to find her personality

I'm sorry Avery stans but I had to say it.....

No hate to jlb or Avery

She's just like Bella swan tho 💀

Lowkey think the latter is better

Like Avery is SO dem full of herself

Eg

Extert from the Hawthorne Legacy

“Thea's poker face was good, but mine was better”

Gurl stop.

I know ppl who coul have your eyes out on a platter

And the famous quote of hers is -

“My house my rules.”

My honest opinion -

A) Did she actually say that?

B) You know who else says this? My mom

And after she donates the money she's like

“oH mY gAwD iM sOoO kInD”

*wheeze

I cant—

We KNOW you donated like 94% of the money (which was pretty dumb u could've donated like 50%) [Tobias' ghost is having a seizure]

You don't have to RUB IT IN OUT FACES OMG

At some points in the book I wanted to jump in and beat her up.

Next hot take -

Jameson's mid asf

#woke up and chose violence #i know y'all are gonna kill me #rip me #the inheritance games #avery grambs #avery kylie grambs #ngl she's pretty boring #dont call me a pick me yall im a gay bitch who simps for everyone #my gay bestie agreez.#and if he agrees yk theres smth wrong 💀💀#annabeth chase is so much better #inej and jude be wheezing in the back at Avery's desperatation—#i have a gut feeling lyra is gonna be just as boring #i call the shots : Lyra Kane is gonna be boring too—

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