#he do be boppin
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Happy Birthday Kenta
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That little dance Janus and Remus did reminding us that Thomas is a squats master with all the sinking and rising he’s had to do for the Sides’ enters and exits over the years
#like that boppin rreally do be BOPPIN#They went all the way down and back up like a cartoon#his leg muscles are just that strong after years of practice#sanders sides#thomas sanders#tss#imean he also works out a bunch according to instagram#but still
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thanks to everyone for all of the likes and reblogs after my smut prompts 🥺 (also hello new followers!!) i’m happy that you are enjoying my little dip into the jjk fandom
i’m still working on requests! i just have some things to do this afternoon but i should be free all evening 🤞 feel free to send in more requests for me to work on, i’m having a lot of fun 🥰
and apologies to anyone who requested early on and only got a small drabble, you’re welcome to request again and get something longer!!
smut prompt list • smut prompt masterlist
#tiff.op#i might be boppin around tumblr rebloggin stuff and answering small asks today#but i won’t do any of the prompt requests until this evening#and…………. i can’t believe i’m about to say this but…………#i think i’m a gojo girlie now#🔵👄🔵#he’s very fun to write#i’ve fallen in love w my own words lmao
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Growing Up in the Justice League HC
Purely self indulgence cause I've been on this and idk why so bear with me here
I can just easily romanticize growing up in the Justice League too easily and it would be a problem
you're brought in at as a baby to be trained by Diana
Apollo brings you to her and tells her that you are an ancient being that regenerates as a new person when you die and this is the form that you have taken. As you get older, you will remember the skills and memories of your past lives but you will have to be raised with someone who can handle you
Diana just loves babies so she had no problem with that
I'd say the league has been established for some time during this point and everyone knows each other's identities in the core group
You grew up in Paris and New York being raised as a mama's child
Bruce is the closest you get to a dad and he does his best
SPOILS YOU ROTTEN
all the Barbies and Legos and whatever toys you'd want as a child
They know that you've been trained as an assassin, wizard, queen, knight, sorceress, scientist, all of these other things that can be traumatic so they just want you to have a great, decent childhood
when you start remember things they begin training you to be a hero
It's like PE and recess all in one since they're really just trying to figure out what you can do
Clark treats you like a fragile piece of glass up until you're a teen cause teenagers confuse him and he just cannot not see you as an innocent beep boppin child sometimes
Barry keeps up with the culture and knows all the songs from your favorite childhood movies and tv shows that you grew up watching on the massive computer in the watch tower when you were up there
will dance to any Barbie song since he knows them all by heart
Hal makes fun of you two but secretly enjoys the movies and is very emotionally invested in Princess and the Pauper and Diamond Castle
Diana and Bruce make sure that you have a great education and training
They are the mature parents of the group and want to make sure you're a functioning member of society
you've got a bag full of grandparents in the Kents, Allans, Princes, Alfred and they all love you to death
Alfred teaches you to make the best tea and gardening, Ma Kent teaches you to quilt and make bread, Pa Kent teaches you how to drive a tractor and farm, Hippolyta teaches you about the Greek gods and ancient cultures and how to ride horses, the Allans would have loads of board games to play and love having you over
Once Young Justice or Teen Titans comes around you don't join since you're officially a Justice League member and get along better with the adults since you were raised by them
That doesn't mean that you don't like or hang out with the kids, it's just that you have better inside jokes with Hal and Barry
When Superboy comes around and the League disappears, you were the only one not taken by the portal since you were helping out some civilians
You knew that Clark wasn't dead and you knew the League was somewhere
What kept you afloat was humor and Kon attached to that since he just needed someone that wasn't insane in his life
you probably won't develop romantic feelings for each other but it's more of a camaraderie since you were both raised in a really unorthodox way
when the league finally comes back, you say it's the happiest day of your life and rant to them that you were the only one who knew they weren't gone but no one understood it
Hal and Barry are known for having a thing for chicken tenders and make sure to instill an addiction in you for chicken tenders
Arthur (Aquaman) really really really likes them too but he doesn't realize it until he comes to the League
Clark would be the one to take you out for ice cream randomly or if you're having a bad day
the mother hen therapist type
You're America's favorite Justice Leaguer and often go viral for in uniform interactions with the League
Dancing with Flash at a Presidential ceremony because the music is too beep boopin good and you can't help but bop around a little bit
Media also loves you as a civilian and it's been suspected that you are the love child between Diana and Bruce since I mean- that would make the most sense
it's a running joke in the league
#dc x reader#dc comics#dc characters#batfam x reader#batboys x reader#batfam#bruce wayne x reader#bruce wayne imagine#bruce wayne#bruce wayne x daughter!reader#wonder woman x daughter reader#wonder woman x reader#diana prince x child#diana prince x daughter#diana prince x daughter reader#diana prince x reader#justice league x y/n#justice league x you#justice league x reader#justice league imagine
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Dating a Popstar S/O • OP Men HC •
(FLUFF/HUMOR)
Popstar!reader
Characters: Monster trio + Law
CW: none just cuteness and shits and giggles 😁
Cee’s Note: Got inspired from Film Red movie and now I can’t stop thinking about popstar!reader. I’m definitely gonna make a nsfw hc about it 🤭 anyways enjoy!
Luffy
If you’re writing lyrics, Luffy will insist you use ones he came up with
Let’s just say his choice in lyrics are….interesting
“No”
“C’monnnn y/n”
“No, Luffy”
“But, why-“
“I am not adding “and they’re morons” to my song” 🙄
Loves to help you rehearse your dance routine before a performance (sometimes chopper joins in as well)
I imagine it’s like this video of tom and zendaya dancing
Will interrupt your performance onstage for the most mundane things sgdhdj
“Y/NNNN! I’m hungry, how long til your concert is over?”
“LUFFY?!?! I’m in the middle of a performance! Get off the stage!!!
Zoro
He is literally your bodyguard and will not hesitate to slice someone if they try to grab you on stage
God help whoever decides to trash talk you or your music, they will be met with his blade 🤭
Puts up a front that he’s not into pop music but you swore you saw him bobbing his head to your songs one time shdhdj
“I saw you boppin your head” *smirks*
“NO! that was me…uh…nodding my head…to Usopp b-because he asked me a question”
“Yeah whateva” 🙄
Sanji
He is literally your biggest fan 🤭
Will literally be decked out in your merch, rockin a “I ❤️ Y/N” shirt
Mans nearly fainted when he first saw you perform on stage sghssj
Always actin a fool in the crowd with all his love outburst
“Y/N-SWANNNNNNN! YOU’RE SO GORGEOUS AND TALENTED!” *spins around with heart eyes*
Despite all your screaming adoring fans, he manages to be the loudest one in the crowd
Law
He will play it off like he’s unfazed by you being a popstar, especially if he’s dating you
But mans is lowkey a fanboy of you sghdjd
PLSS he will know all your songs 😭
He thinks you are the most talented person alive and mans is head over heals for you
He has a favorite song of yours that you didn’t know until he asked you to sing it for him one night
“You want me to sing-“
“Don’t make this a bigger deal than it is”
He’s so embarrassed but you think it’s adorable
He thinks you have the prettiest voice he’s ever heard 🥺
Shanks
Loves to show you off
Couldn’t be prouder to have the world’s biggest and most stunning popstar on his arm
Will do the absolute MOST with pda in front of paparazzi
“Shanks! Not in front of the cameras”
“Let em take pictures. Need the whole world to see you’re mine”
Will surprise you with post performance flowers
#one piece#one piece fanfiction#op fanfic#trafalgar law x reader#one piece headcanons#law x reader#sanji x reader#monkey d luffy x reader#roronoa zoro x reader#red haired shanks x reader#law fluff#roronoa zoro fluff#sanji fluff#roronoa zoro headcanons#zoro headcanons#sanji headcanons#trafalgar law headcanons#op headcanons#law headcanons
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Wally animations!! (well, technically one finished and one wip)
WIP! he doin a lil hip sway! (dont mind the laziness if u couldnt tell the buttons definitely do not switch to the other side… hahaahaha.. nervous giggles)
And now he boppin!
And a lil switch doodle cus i got bored hehehh
#welcome home#wally darling#art#partycoffin#welcome home fanart#wally darling fanart#channelswitchau#switch!wally#cswitch!wally#cs!wally#human wally#human switch wally#animation#welcome home animation#GRAAAAAHHHH
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Ay, I go shopping, mmh, want it, then I cop it, ay, yeah
Bitches boppin', mmh, I do it, they copy, ay, look
He's a sweetie, mmh, kiss it when he eat it, ay, yeah
Know it's good when you chewin' and you singin'
Captain Hook by Megan Thee Stallion
The Kinnporsche Anniversary Event:
Week 4 - Favorite Romantic Relationships
↳ Kinn x Porsche
#kinnporsche the series#kinnporscheedit#kpedit#kptsedit#kp appreciation#kpappreciation#userspicy#uservik#kinn x porsche#kinn theerapanyakul#porsche pachara#mile phakphum#apo nattawin#thelaziestmotherfucker#do not repost
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Elkkie I need a iiiJAM like you wouldn’t believe. The headbanging with the free hair? HE needs a iiiJAM even. He deserves it.
(Thank you Kbye 🥰)
iiiJAM baby!!
wasn't sure how to do the hair so he's got floppy lil tufties now :3
bassy boy be boppin' !
#ive never drawn his mask before so we're gonna go with this lol#ty for the req my darling this was fun#cat nap#elkk.art#elkk.req#askkiel#tonguetyd.ask#sleep token#sleep token iii#sleep token fanart#worshitposting#do i have enough tags? idk i dont think i do /j
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Thottin' n' Boppin' in Bangkok Only Friends theories
THIS WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS!
Hear me out, don't touch the mic, hear me out:
If Sand is the one to reveal Boston and Top slept together to Mew, he's going to do it because Boston pissed him off, not Top. He dislikes Top, but him and Boston currently have no beef. I don't see him revealing anything unless Boston does something(s) that tips the scale. May have something to do with Nick, may have something to do with Ray, may have something to do with Nick AND Ray.
Sand's major issue isn't only his save-a-hoe syndrome. I think that when push comes to shove, he's got a temper on him, and that temper may make him do something irrational. Maybe not necessarily overt violence, but he f*cks something up. I didn't forget that bat.
Part of the reason Sand pulls away from Ray will stem from the past issues with his ex. Here he is in another situation that somehow involves Top but not only that, here is another person, Mew, who Ray seems to hold in a higher regard. I think it's safe to say Mew and Ray have been close friends for at least four years at this point, if not longer. If a big fallout happens with Top, it would make sense for him to lean on his friends, even Ray despite knowing how he feels about Mew. Possibly blurring the line between them to somehow hit Top where it hurts since Ray insists he and Sand aren't a thing. Ray is going to give Mew all of his attention because he thinks he's in love with Mew and owes him. Sand has experience with being "second-best", he's already told Ray to not use him as a distraction if they were going to be friends. Sand has been played before and while he's definitely caught feelings, he's not looking to be played twice. He won't be Ray's consolation prize. BUT! To be fair to Ray, they've only agreed that they're friends. The problem is there are feelings involved on both ends, so while Ray wouldn't be doing anything wrong if something did happen with Mew, neither would Sand be wrong for hooking up with anyone, they're both going to go through some pain because they are emotionally entwined, which can be worse than being physical. It's wild, they are the most communicative of the bunch, but for their own reasons, ignore that they want more from one another. The chemistry cannot be denied. Moving on!
Ray is not in love with Mew. With each passing episode I am more convinced. I think Mew is the first person to give Ray the attention, kindness, and love he's been deprived of. Ray is grateful to him, maybe does love him in a sense, but is confusing something platonic for romance.
Ray hearing that he's a burden, etc. isn't something he only internalizes from his friend group, he's hearing/heard it at home. Ray's father, if and/or when he's introduced, isn't the nicest person. When he isn't ignoring Ray, he's verbally abusive and blames him for his mother's death. Ray internalizes this. He's not even the emergency contact in Ray's phone. He doesn't want to burden anyone, but he especially wants to take up as little space as possible with his father. His mother's death isn't the only childhood trauma he's battling.
Boston might have been in love, or had/has a thing for Ray. I don't have much for this theory yet, I'll probably expand on this once next weeks episode drops, but this theory first crossed my mind in episode 2 when Boston was looking at the picture of Mew and Ray in his darkroom. It's been sitting with me since. Boston as of yet does not seem to have a reason to be so jealous of Mew. The only thing that I can think of, other than possibly being compared to Mew at every turn by his parents, is possibly being into Ray. Maybe Ray and Boston hooked up once upon a time. Then Mew and Ray kiss. Now Mew is with Top. Another guy that is more interested in Mew than him. A guy that takes Mew seriously. Mew is playing with another one of Boston's "toys" that he doesn't think about until someone else picks them up, and he doesn't like that. I don't think it's just Boston messing with his friends complicationships just because. He doesn't bother Namchueam and April. We don't get nearly enough of her, but Namchueam is a part of this group. She's in a solidified relationship, but Boston doesn't mess with that at all. If he starts f*cking with Sand, tying into my first theory, it'll probably be confirmed for me that it has something to do with Ray. OR!
Boston is still so hung up on Top, that Ray being distracted/moving on from his feelings for Mew would not bode well for Boston. He needs Ray to be the thorn in Top and Mew's relationship without getting his hands dirty, and that's not going to work if Ray is falling for Sand. He'll start planting seeds born of his manipulation that cause more chaos which, again, look at my first theory.
Ray brought Boston into the friend group. Boston genuinely cares for Ray, but Chueam and maybe Mew's families are just as, if not more so connected and prestigious. Friends connecting may mean parents connecting, and creating a connection for your father who has political aspirations? Good for optics, good for campaigning. I'm not sure they'd be friends otherwise if Boston didn't have something to gain.
Once Mew finds out about Top and Boston sleeping together, he is going to bide his time and wait until both are comfortable, or something important comes up like, I don't know, an election, and is either going to send the audio or something more incriminating to Boston's dad, or he's going to leak it online. That screws Boston, Top, and Boston's dad's political dreams, which DOUBLY screws Boston. Full scorched earth. May have some help from Nick once he's no longer under Boston's dicmatization.
Boston isn't going to take Nick seriously until he feels like he's losing or lost Nick. Maybe after Boston and Nick have that fight where Boston pushes Nick down, and I assume ends their FWB situation, that guy in the previews kisses Nick. Maybe they do more. Maybe Nick is using the guy to get Boston's attention, or he is actually trying to pull away. Whatever the case, Boston doesn't like someone else playing with his toys. No matter if the attention is unhealthy, or the manipulator becomes the manipulated, he needs to be the center of someone's orbit, why not Nick's?
The ex Sand and Top have in common got killed or left debilitated in a car crash caused by an under the influence Top who walked away from it with no repercussions because, influence and wealth. Bonus it was a family member or someone close to Mew, and he plans on messing with Top's life as revenge. He manipulates everything around him in his favor to get closer to Top so that he can ultimately destroy him. This one feels the most outlandish, but if I'm even CLOSE to being right? Listen. WERK.
Namchueam is the one holding all of the sense in her friend group. That's not really a theory, that's a fact.
Alright, that's all I got for now.
THIS DOES CONTAIN SPOILERS!
#only friends the series#only friends the series spoilers#only friends#ofts#thai drama#thai bl#first kanaphan#khaotung thanawat#force jiratchapong#book kasidet#mark pakin#neo nimtawat#lookjun bhasidi#sandray#sanray#topmew#bostonnick
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Vlad's trying to get closer to Danny but Danny refuses to tell him anything about himself for, y'know, very reasonable reasons, so instead he goes to Tucker. He's met Sam through rich people functions and through Danny so he knows better than to bother bribing her, so he goes to Tucker like "hey I'm filthy rich and you know Daniel's birthday. Let's make a professional transaction." And Tucker's just like "20 thousand dollars and the newest tech just for Danny's birthdate? That slaps let's do it"
Danny: Tucker WHY are you SELLING YOUR SOUL to VLAD for TECH??
Tucker, chuckling: Danny, Danny, it's not my soul, it's just favors. Just favors.
Danny: You're promising favors to VLAD
Tucker: yeah and I got a boppin PC setup now and only a slight fear for the sake of my limbs and organs, what of it?
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Hermits as Songs from the Mario Kart Wii OST
(yes specifically Wii, not mariokart 8. Their rendition of moo moo meadows is bad)
Bdubs- Maple Treeway (pretty song for the man with pretty builds. who am I kidding, all their builds are pretty lol. still think this one is vibey and suits him)
Beef- Moo Moo Meadows (yes, I think the chill vibes fit him, it's not just because there are cows. It's maybe a little bit just because there are cows)
Cleo- Luigi Circuit and Mario Circuit (first off, can't believe they used the same song for two courses. second off, nice song with interesting stuff going on throughout. she can have two courses, as a treat)
Cub- GBA Battle Course 3 (funky beat with higher energy and also just plain fun)
Doc- Grumble Volcano (spooky ominous song for the man who insists on playing a villain lol, but there's still more to it to make the song interesting)
Etho- N64 DK's Jungle Parkway (can't believe this man always builds in a jungle. same tune all the way through reflects his consistency in content [I mean this in a good way lol, his videos are great])
False- Rainbow Road (pretty song, gives me the sort of grand feeling that reminds me of her s9 base)
Grian- Chain Chomp Roulette (I don't know how to explain it but half the tune sounds like it's a satire of the funky chicken dance. Kinda baffling but still a good time)
Gem- Coconut Mall (a lot of fun but not overwhelmingly chaotic, iconic)
Hypno- SNES Battle Course 4 (look man idk, it's literally past midnight and this is what I'm doing. it fits his vibe I think)
Impulse- DS Delphino Square (good song with a lot going on, but balances it all very well)
Iskall- GCN Mario Circuit (great song with just the right amount of funk to it to keep things interesting)
Jevin- GBA Shy Guy Beach (got me boppin my head man, very pleasant tunes)
Joe- SNES Ghost Valley 2 (less a song and more like two minutes of spooky noises being strung together, which sounds like the kind of bit he'd commit to. Beetlejhost)
Joel- Moonview Highway (high energy, kinda crazy, lots of fun and great vibes)
Keralis- GCN Peach Beach (matches his tropical vibe this season)
Mumbo- Koopa Cape (kinda weird. kinda funky. half of it sounds like it's underwater, who comes up with this stuff)
Pearl- Mushroom Gorge (bouncy, lots of personality, lots of layers to the music and lots of layers to the detailing in her builds)
Ren- Aqua Resort (a banger, keeps things insteresting all the way through, a lot of fun)
Scar- GCN Cookie Land (not just because of the cookie shop lol. bouncy tune, a good time for Mr. Goodtimes)
Skizz- Finished Race [First Place] Results (not a course related song but still a banger, giving it to him because he deserves first place, and because I've only got good memories associated with it)
Stress- Daisy Circuit (pretty song, fairly chill with just a bit of a kick to it, reminds me of her brand of chaos)
Tango- Toads Factory (very industrial, fits his base this season. I was tempted to give it to Doc though)
TFC- Wario's Gold Mine (while a chiller track would probably fit him better, we're settling for the Mine One. Still a good song though)
Wels- N64 Mario Raceway (a bit calmer as far as some of these songs go, but no less interesting and fun for it)
xB- DK Snowboard Cross (calm. vibey. could have half his house blown up in demise and still be cool about it)
Xisuma- Block Plaza (fun, and the blocky noise reminds me of tech-related kinda stuff. not exactly reflective of his more naturey build style, but does relate a bit to his minecraft update videos or redstone work)
Zed- Dry Dry Ruins (much like this song randomly switching to a completely different song halfway through, I never know what he'll be doing next)
Playlist of the songs if anyone cares enough to listen to it and tell me why I'm wrong lol, but given I spent several hours on this and most people don't listen to the mario kart wii soundtrack for fun, I'm willing to assume I'm in safe waters
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Jen Tortures Herself With Every Dreamworks Animated Movie Ever: Road to El Dorado
So to begin with, let me just say I fucking miss Dreamworks 2d animation. Like the way they animated and designed characters in 2d was just... wonderful and I long for them to return to it almost more than I long for Disney to go back to 2d animation. As for Road to El Dorado, its a major case for why they should. This movie is a fun, fantastic romp that is utterly enjoyable all the way through.
Staying on animation for a sec, the colors in this movie are insanely vibrant and the set designs, especially in El Dorado itself, are outstandingly gorgeous. The character designs are top notch (bless Chel oh my god fuck whoever designed her was so horny and I'm so thankful for them) and the animation is as smooth as butter. The facial expressions, much like in Prince of Egypt are so damn well done and convey exactly how the characters are feeling so perfectly.
As for the characters, the cast is great! Miguel and Tulio are a perfect dynamic duo of scheming conmen, though the difference between them are clear. Tulio is more along the lines of being selfish and greedy (and horny, incredibly horny, this whole movie is horny), but he's still so damn likable anyway. Miguel is the idealistic optimist who just wants adventure and excitement. And the way they play off each other is so fast and smooth and expertly written and acted, their bromance truly is one to behold.
Of course, that bromance is broken a bit when Chel comes into the picture. God DAMN this woman is just... (*whistles*) 2D Dreamworks women were just Built Different holy god she is beautiful. And hilarious imo she's a good source of comedy (and conflict) throughout.
The other characters are... ok. I like the chief, but the priest is just an... ok bloodthirsty unhinged villain, but nothing really special. Cortes is a nothing character, barely an antagonist force whatsoever, and outside of them... well there's not much focus anywhere else. Which is a good thing! The movie's plot is tightly focused, simple to understand and follow, and the characters motivations and development is very clear throughout.
As for said plot, I suppose there are a few problematic things about Two White Men showing up and claiming to be gods in a Native ancient civilization, but it never feels like they're exploiting the people of El Dorado for anything more than gold? Like they even stop the priest's attempts to sacrifice people in their name, so I guess that counts for something??? Really though, the main focus of the film is that dynamic between Miguel and Tulio and how two things come between them (for Miguel, its falling in love with the people and culture of El Dorado and for Tulio, its falling in love with, well, Chel). In the end though, they do come back together in a natural and believable way in the midst of a genuinely exciting climax.
The humor is also very sharp in this movie, leaning more on the adult side (like I said, this whole movie is so horny) but never in the gross or annoying way that Antz did before it. It relies more on physical comedy and witty banter, and both of them are carried strongly through the voice acting and the animation. It's no wonder why this movie produced so many famous memes imo
The music is Fantastic. It takes the Tarzan approach where most of the songs are non-diagetic (and mostly performed by Elton John), with the standout exception of Its Tough to be a God which just... completely fucking slaps. Seriously I was boppin along to it the entire time, it goes so hard ya'll.
Overall, Road to El Dorado is a simple movie with a simple plot and premise, but its carried by a really memorable main trio and a great soundtrack and top shelf animation. Give it a watch if ya haven't, its def worth it.
Overall Rating: 8/10
Verdict: Getting caught doing the Nitty Gritty with Chel
Previous Review (Prince of Egypt)
Next Review (Chicken Run)
#jen watches#dreamworks watch#road to el dorado#jen tortures herself with every dreamworks animated movie#dreamworks
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OKAY STRAIGHT UP THIS FEELS TOO SOON, WATCHING TWO IN A DAY FEELS LIKE SO MUCH WITH THIS BUT HEY LETS KEEP ON SCHEDULE AND MAKE UP FOR MISSING LAST WEEK TO MYSELF
TIME FOR LMK SES 4 EP 7
First of all last ep was whack still trying to analyze what the heck was going on with Mk being crafted from Monkey Kings stone or something, like did I MENTION THE WONDERING IF SOMEONE MADE HIM AS A BACKUP IN CASE SWK GOES WHACK AGAIN? BECAUSE?? HECK MAN THAT’D BE CRAZY I’M JUST SITTING HERE LETS GO
okay iNHALES
here we go
THE DUNNNNNNNNNNNNN THAT HAPPENS IMMEDEATELYGBDFMSDF
PITIFUL CREATURES
OKAY
HELLO SMILEY INK MK HOWS IT BOPPIN
WHATS THE MATTER GUY
HELPGNSDFKMAOIEFM
“y… yeah actually that’s exactly what i want! :D “
;-;
well heck then ig
no more monster of the week adventures ;-;
“You’re not my friend, YOU’RE NOT ME”
HECK I’M HAVING A MOMENT OVER THIS IG
OH THE STAFF YESSSS
BEST FRIEND? HELP???GHL;SDFSD
OH THIS IS FUN
WHERE YOU GOING GUY?
UP ALL INSIDE OF MY HEAD
HORRIFYING THIS IS GREAT
I’M LOVING THIS
THIS IS AWESOME ACTUALLY SO SORRY YOU’RE GOING THROUGH THIS MK BUT THIS IS GREAT
I’M JUST MK, NOODLE DILIVERY GUY, WITH THE- POWERS FO THE MONKEY NO BIGGIE GBSDLFJASDFJ
OKAY INK MK BEATING UP REGULAR MK WOW THAT WAS A PUNCH
DANG
WILDIN
okay like at this point iv’e stopped having thoughts and am Just kinda watching heck HGSALK;JFASDF
AH YES BACK TO THE CREW
WHATS UP MY BELOVEDS
MEI’S ON A MISSION HERE HGSLDKFJSDF
I miss Ao lei ;-;
TANGEY GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME
GRAVE DIGGING
HELP
MA’AM
TANG?????
BUDDY????
OH TANG BUDDY
AW
SANDY
HECK
THIS IS GOOD
SANDY IS SUCH A MISSING PUZZLE PIECE CALIMMING EVERYBOYD DOWN
AIR
MONKEY KING
MISS YOU
ma’am i love yo you’re great
MONKEY KING???
DO WE GET??
oh bruh
that
HECK?? A CRACK IN THE SKY???
HECK??
OH MK INK FIGHT FIGHT FIHGT FIGHT
STUFF MK DOESN’T WANT OT THINK ABOUT HUH THAT’S FAIR
OFC I’VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT
MAYBE
PLS WHY
YEAH
HECK
JUST WANTS TO BE MK
HECK MAN I’M JUST SITTING HERE
OH THE LBD VOICE MOMENT
THIS INK THING SNATCHING THE STAFF
OH WOW FIRE PUNCH THERE
WE HELP PEOPLE, I MEAN I HELP PEOPLE
OH THE SCROLL FR SLAPPIN
THIS IS GONNA HAUTN MY NIGHTMARESNGLSMKFMWEOMF
OH WHAT A MIS-MATCH OF ALL THE STUFF MK’S FOUGHT AND THEN INK MONKEY HEAD THIS IS
I LITERALLY JUST GOTTA SIT HERE AND LISTEN TO THEM TALK IT/FIGHT IT OUT HECKGN;SLFKS
WHOAH HEY
HEY I SAW THAT
MONKEY FR
RIGHT THERE
OH THAT’S NEAT
SO WE’RE ACTUALLY GOING TO SEE MONKEY MK IN THIS HUH
aw man is he yellow? :T LOOK IT LOOKS WEIRD OKAY WHERE’S THE MONKEY NOSEG;LKSMFWF
i can’t believe i get a single glimpse of the design and I’m nitpicking it SORRY I’M JUST GOING HTROUGH IT AND AND GRASPING AT STRAWS TO FEEL NORMALGL;DSMDS
SCREAMS
I JUST SAT THROUGH ALL OF THAT MONKEY KING SIR MATE MAN WE SAW HIM FOR A SECOND I DIDN’T THINK WE WOULD HECK OKAY MONKEY MK FR I FEEL LIKE I NEEED TO GBAC K AND TO THROUGH ALL THAT FRAME BY FRAME HANG ON
THE STOP
HECK
CRACKS IN IT
WILDIN LIKE WHAT IS GOING ON
YEAH BOIIIII THAT’S WHAT I’M TLAINGABOTU JHECKIGN
KID
MONKEEEYYYY
HECK
THERE HE IS
I DIDN’T THINK HE’D SHOW UP OH MY GOSH ITS HIM
MONKEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY
HECK WHATS HAPPENIGN
HOW’D WUKONG GET OUT OF THE CURSE TO KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON
OH WOW THAT’ S A LOT OF PWOER
BUT ITS FINE
HECKIN
I AM
HECK MAN MK JUST SO RELIEVED TO SEE HIM
WOW THAT’S A GIANT
HECKING
THINK MONSTER
YEAHAHHHH
CREW BACK
WB WB
WELCOME BACK
I LIKE THE ENERGY
HELPGNL;SDKFMDS
CURSE GIANT
OH BOY WUKONG LIKE WDYM THIS GUY HEY BRING THE MONKEYS BACK
AW
OH WOW
CIRCLET
SHUT UP BACK OFF
CIRCLET
MONKEY KING GO BRRRRRR
DARN RIGHT
OH THIS IS GREAT
HECK
HOW’S THIS GOING TO END I’M SCREAMIGN
I’M SO AFRAID OF THAT CIRCLET RIGHT THERE
NO
THIS CURSE THING FR PULLING ABSOLUTELY NO PUNCHES
THE FLASHES OF THE CIRCLET DUDE HECK
A H ???
OH MY GODS???
I’M GONNA CRY????
THE AO LEI??
WALKING PAST??
HAND ON HIS SHOULDER??
AND THEN IT’S MEI
TALKIGN
YEAH
HECK
OH MY GODS THIS FR
YEAH
YEAH I’MA CRY FR
FAKING IT TILL WE MAKING IT SO YOU BETTER BE TAKIN IT S O N
TH
HECK
HECK DUDE
THIS IS KILLING ME
THE
LOOK
L O O K
ITS THE CREW
IN THEIR NEXT LIFE
AND THE HANDS ON MONKEY KINGS SHOUDLERS
THIS IS KILLING ME FR
GET EM BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
OH MAN COLOURFUL MOMENT
OH B R U H
HARBENGOR OF CHAOS??
HELLO??
STOP TALKIGN
SO TRUE
GET EM
WELP THERE HE IS
THERE HE ISSSSSSSSSS
MONKEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
OH THAT’S BEAUTIFUL
THEN PROVE US WRONG
THAT
Y’KNOW
WHAT
THAT DOLOGUE IS SO GOOD
AND PIGSY “TAHT’S MY BOY!”
THIS IS GREAT
OH BOY
NO
KILL HIM
BITES
GRRGGRGGRR SUS MAN
GET EM
GET RID OF HIM
SUS LION
EAT THIS SUCKAH
HE’S JUST STANDING THERE I PAUSED IT I WANT HIM GONE PLEASE DONT’ BE EVIL I THINK YOU’RE AT LEAST GONNA CALL MK A MONSTER OR OSMETHING HECK
YEAH STANIDNG PROTECTIVELY
ME
SNAP
HECK BACK OFF
NOOOOO
MONKEEEYYYYYY
MONKEY KING
DID HE JUST SNATCH MONKEY KING
HE JUST SNATCHED HECKING MNKEY KING
YEAH HEY JERKFACE BRING THE MONKEY BACKJ
HECK YOU GUYS I DIDNT’ THINK WE’D GET ANY MONKEY KING CLIPS BUT WE DID
HECK JUST
THE WAY HE APPROACHED MK WITH THE LIEK “YOU SEEM TO BE DOING FINE RIGHT?” JUST
HECK
DUDE
WORRIED BUT NERVOUS FEARFUL LAUGHIGN YOU’RE FINE RIGHT?
THAT JSUT
HECK MAN
HECK
DUDE
WHAT THE CRAP
AND THIS IS ONLY EP 7???
THIS FEELS LIKE AN EP TEN
OH MY HECK HECKGLFSDFM
OKAY THAT WAS A LOT
I LIKED THE DIOLOGUE BETWEEN MK AND INK MK
HECK
THE
A LOT OF THAT WOULD BE HIS THOGUHTS
AND THEN THE INK MK BEING OKAY AND JUST “then prove us wrong” BECAUSE MK
HECK
EHCK I’M HAVING THOUGHTS ABOTU THAT EBING MK’S INTERNAL DIOLOGUE TO HIMSELF ITS FINE
THE WHOLE JTTW CREW MAKING AN APPERANCE, THE AO LEI BIT REALLY GOT ME HE’S SO WONDERFUL AND SWISHY AND LIVES IN MEI PROBABLY HECKIGN REINCARNATION STUFF AND I’M IN PIECES AND I ADORE HIM AND HER AND THEM AND EVERYONE AND JUST HECK THIS REALLY DOES MAKE THE SAMADHI FIRE BIT HIT JUST AS HARD AS I THOUGHT IT DID WITH WUKONG LOOKING UP AND MEI YELLING AND FEELING LIKE THAT’S AO LEI YELLIGN CAUSE THEIR DRAGONS LOOK SIMIALR AND THAT’S TENCICALLY HIM IN THE NEXT LIFE AND ALL THIS HECKING STUFF I’M FINE Y’ALL I’M ALL GOOD THERE WSA SO MUCH THAT HAPPENED IN THIS ONE
THE CIRCLET BIT
YOU GUYS THE CIRCLET THAT BETTER NOT SHOW UP AGAIN I SWEAR
THEY FR WENT THROUGH ALL THAT TO GET THEIR FRIENDS AND MONKEY KIGN OUT AND THEN HE JUST GETS SUCKED RIGHT BACK INTO IT BY HECKIGN AZUE PIECE OF CRAP SQUARE UP YOU BRAIDED JADED LOSER I’LL FIGHT YOU MYSELF
THE FACT DESTINY CONTINUES TO BE A THING THROUGHOUT ALL THIS AND THE LIKE DEFYING DESTINY AND THE ECHOS OF LBD AND THE FEARS OF HSI FRIENDS THINKING HE’S A MONSTER AND WILL TURN ON HIM AND SEEING THE FRIENS SQUARE OF AGAINST INK HIM WOULD MAKE IMAGING THAT SO MUCH EASIER AND THE FLICKING INBETWEEN HIMSELF AND MONKEY HIMSELF AND WUKONG STAYING CLOSE TO MK AND SHEILDING HIM AND HTE MONKEY MK (heck I’m gonna make a couple monkey edits right away to at least give him an one his face looks so empty hgslk;fjsadf) AND THE SLOW MO BIT WHEN HE’S DIVING AND HOW HECKING BEAUTIFUL THAT LOOKS I DESPERATELY NEED TIO USE THIS IN AN AMV OF SOME KIND HECK AND HTEN HE’S BACK TO FLICKERING THEN HECKING AZURE *STABS HIM STABS HIM STABS HIM STABS HIM* WUKONG IMMEDEATLEY SHEILDING MK AND THE CREW FROM THIS GUY, THE LIP CURLED DISGUISTED LOOK ON AZURES FACE SHUT UP DUDE SHOVE UR FACE IN THE DIRT, WUKONG LOOKING BACK PANCKED I AM NOT OKAY, MK FLICKERING AND THEN MEI TAKING MONKEY KINGS PLACE SHEILDING MK IMMEDEATELY BECAUSE THEY ALL KNOW THIS DUDE’S SKETCHY AS HECK BUT MK STILL DOESN’T KNOW WHATS GOING ON AND HECK HECK EHCKE HECK ARE THEY OUT OF THE SCROLL NOW? IT LOOKS LIKE THEY’RE OUT OF THE SCROLL, MONKEY KINGS STILL IN THERE THE BRUH WANTS TO KEEP HIM TRAPPED AND TAKE HIM SOMEWHERE OR SOMETHING DOESN’T HE AAAAAAA STABS HIM STABS HIM STABS HIM, SQUARE UP LION FACE, FACE MY WRATH YOU BLUE GUMBALL- OKAY
OKAY
WE’RE GOOD WE’RE FINEEEEEEE I’M GONNA LOSE MY MIND NEXT WEEK HUH, THIS IS EP 7 THERE’S THREE MORE LEFT HECK, OKAY OKAY, WATCHING IT WITH MY BROS AND LOSING IT WITH THEM IG, I’M HAVING A MOMENT WE COOL WE CHILL TTYL KNOX OUT
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Bo and Lester Sinclair
AHHHHHHH, the stinky men themselves 🦍 + 🐀!!!
disclaimer: imo, any situation in which u "date" either of these two men would have to be predicated on some absolute tomfuckery and a hostage-type situation. LMAO. I see no other conceivable world where you'd just........run into them and have a normal ass relationship jhfdsjhfjdshjsdf they are so deeply ABNORMAL. so warnings for stockholm syndrome/dubcon headcanons below!!
once again under the cut bc a bitch truly does TALK
feel free to send me a character of ur choice for headcanons and I'll give u 3 pros and 3 cons of dating them. if ur so inclined!!!!
boseph
sidenote: I've been on a sabbatical from Him™ recently. he's been on the backburner. I've been hoovering down DIFFERENT fictional shlong. HAPPILY. so tell me why I was scrollin thru these gifs of him goin yum yum there he IS HIIIIII BABY hehehehe muy deliciosio. ?????? so fuckin embarrassing!!!!!!!!!!
ANYWAY.
3 PROS
dick game is fucking immaculate. I HATE to fuckin say it. literally crying screaming THROWING TF UP. bc come on. I'd LOVE. more than anything. to tell u with CONFIDENCE that it's subpar. but I'd be fuckin lying to u AND myself. and the gods would smite my fuckin ass from existence. so yeah. it's good. u know. the kinda dick game where he absolutely does not care if this feels good 4 u. and it's mean and awful............but somehow it's makin u astral project into 328798329832 different galaxies. it's SUCH a fuckin shame. smh.
despite being a FAKE ASS LARPING "mechanic", I genuinely do think he's handy and knows his way around vehicles/how to fix things. he's very much a car guy. <-this is also a CON. have u met a CAR GUY before??? immediate no. but I'm considering it a pro. bc u will definitely have to bring him sweet tea down to his stupid shop one summer afternoon. and the garage doors will be wide open and he'll be blasting korn or slipknot or some shit. and he'll be workin on a car engine in a slutty wifebeater with a slutty lil rag tucked into his slutty lil belt loop. and he'll be sweaty and covered in grease and annoying. he'll complain about how ur interrupting his work. and then u get banged on the hood of the car bc he's a skank. so it's a pro.
I just feel like he smells G O O D. like. AS MUCH as I call him stinky. I unfortunately think he consistently smells good. like. the kinda smell that makes ur brain go ooga booga cavewoman-mode and forget ur basic motor functions. sigh sigh SMH
3 CONS
EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER WRITTEN FOR THIS LOSER
MEAN dom (this is also. regrettably. a pro)
it would be SO fun to peg him. u will never peg him.
mommy issues out the fuckin WAZOO. daddy issues too. every issue in the fuckin book. get ready 2 be seen less as a person and more as a weird conglomeration mishmash projected fantasy-nightmare. he's dedicated his whole adult life to maintaining a murdertown in his beloved mama's memory. his mother also fucking hated him. he's very aware of that. recreates and sexualizes his trauma to feel better about all that. yikes!!!!!!!!!! YIKES!!!!!!!!!!
lester
3 PROS
full of boundless enthusiasm!! genuinely interested in what u have to say!! will happily talk to u for hours about whatever dumb shit u have boppin around ur brain!! most ppl are usually unsettled by him (honestly, for valid reasons LMAO. I mean. he IS leading u to certain doom in his big bro's helltown), so having someone around who doesn't treat him like an oddity has him BUZZING.
he's a v strange but thoughtful gift-giver. I definitely see him as the kinda guy to randomly give u weird lil trinkets. like here u go. he whittled down this wood into the shape of a catfish for u. he's coming over to present u with a bizarre taxidermied raccoon w/a frilled dress and tiara. both the dress and tiara are made of recycled chip bags and six-pack rings. u love it
I feel like he makes a MEAN gumbo. u wouldn't even know it's made of lizard tails and alligator eyeballs. unless he told u. which he will. w/a huge grin while ur mid-mouthful
3 CONS
actually LITERALLY stinky. like. RANCID. DIS-COS-TANG. I'm not discounting the fact that he takes baths in like. a metal tub in his backyard w/dial soap. from time to time. but come on. he's a bit putrid. a bit foul.
I v much feel that he hasn't navigated a lot (if any) normal adult relationships. so get ready for some pie-in-the-sky goofy affection that skews pretty immature. he means well, but there's a lot of cognitive dissonance and general weirdness there. he's hardly been shown any good representations on how relationships should work, so his interpretation is...................boyish. and strange
I.........feel like he's clingy. just. smthn about him. as happy-go-lucky as he might appear, he's v liable of getting his feelings hurt if he feels like ur pulling away/losing interest in him. all the sinclair boys are pretty DEEPLY maladjusted lmao. I could see him being the type of personality to sulk around. he's the baby of the family after all. just a lil guy (affectionate) (derogatory)
#sighs. screams. vaults off bridge.#my mcfuckin dudes............................#SIGHING DREAMILY (HATEFULLY)#sam speaks#ask game#house of wax
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React: "Return to Me" (from the POV of Someone Averse to RomComs, Part I)
This is rambly, so buckle in y'all.
Return to Me. Ahhhh, a romcom, a hallmark of the 90s. Having skipped most of the 90s offerings-- older media was entertaining enough-- the first time I heard of this movie was a couple years back when YouTube put up some free movies (and promptly ripped them back down when COVID produced 1000 and 1 streaming services.) It was advertised over and over and over again on my second dash. Did I ever click it? NOPE. I didn't even know who David Duchovny was at that time (though I admired Minnie Driver in An Ideal Husband.)
X-Files led me to read David Duchvony's and Gillian Anderson's press; and finding them admirable chaps, I got into the specifics of their acting (or more broadly: working) goals. DD's mentality clicked with mine, and I got to work pawing here and there into his other projects. I've read a few books (excellent-- I prefer his written word even to his acting, but that's a tough call), seen a few clips from his other gigs, and, finally, worked myself up to this moment.
And here we are! Thanks to @baronessblixen and @dd-is-my-guiltypleasure for the final encouragements in this direction. All the fun you can glean from my reactions and windy diatribes should be credited to in part to them and my curiosity of their curiosity of my own thoughts.
**Note**: I have nothing but good feelings for this film, but I process new, out-of-my-wheelhouse experiences with outlandish humor~.
Here We Go
"Forgive me and please say you are mine--"
I'm actively squashing that self-protective side. I will enjoy this movie because I know I will and I will not listen to the scream of "cheese alert" lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaa~~~.
All right, Bill, he's going home, see ya buddy.
...Who are you, Bill? Apparently different from the other buddy called Big Mike (my Arcadia meters are off the charts) who also gets a "see ya" from Bob (BOB? BOB???? I hate the name Bob. I have a feeling this movie will endear me to it.)
There's the gorilla DD talked about... its name is Sydney? Okay, cool. (...Why couldn't it be called Bob and DD be named Sydney? I don't care if it's a girl-- is it?-- she could sacrifice herself to the cause. My anti-Bob cause.)
Sydney (who IS a boy) is set up to have a very special bond with the lady-wife-character-- I'll bet they use that later with Minnie Driver. Seems the cosmic thing to do.
FORGET ALL OF THAT BOB HAS A DOG. Toweling him off: "Get under, get it under-- LET'S EAT." And he's jumping up so fast the dog can't even process the change.
Aye, there's a reason why that dog loves you.
...Okay, the dog doesn't want to eat, nevermind. It's got more willpower than I would--
DID BOB JUST JUMP IN PLACE TO ENTICE THE DOG??? And the dog didn't respond??
That dog is this movie's version of a straight man, isn't he?
And Bob dries his pants off with a hair dryer and he pulls a prank and fake leg kicks his doting wife to distract her nerves?
I see, I see. I'm filling in the big picture here.
Bob is a man of energy. Bob is a man to waste energy having fun. Bob has too much fun with his wife and the dog has none at all. Dog wants to vibe and spray water all over the house and not eat and stand at the door until the other human walks in because the first human just didn't get the "she's at the door" signal.
The dog is me. I am the dog. What is his name? Tell me not, for it makes him less of a stand-in and more of a dog.
I almost cackled at DD's pic with Sydney, brb, have to go back for a screenshot.
(The XF viewer in me says "Sasquatch" but the there-is-more-to-life-than-the-X-Files side of me says plastic rubber monkey.)
Wait, what's the wife's name again? I'm calling her Jane Bennett because she's a sweetie and blonde.
BTW, I am enjoying myself and I'm only 7? minutes in.
Oh, boy.
To sum up Bob during his wife's charity fundraiser speech:
Bob celebrates by boppin Jane Bennett to the tunes while singer man goes ham--
and then we cut over to a dying Minnie Driver.
The plot beginneth to thickeneth.
Friend of Minnie Driver is upbeat and maternal (in the "mom of the friend group" way), keeping the optimism alive.
Traveling life and dating hot men. Ahhh, there's the foreshadowing.
"BOOOOOOOB!"
Save this man (he actually tried to run for it.)
...What is Bob's friend's Charlie's date doing. What is she... what is she doing.
BOB WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
The Bob Man signed up his buddy Charlie to put old codger's portrait in the monkey house just so he can pawn off the discussion and make his escape. "No, no, you have a lot to discuss--"
Charlie knows he's been sacrificed (and his "A mural" in response to old codger is priceless.)
Ahhhhhh, a Tuscany name drop. "You have to come out there sometime..." rando lady tells Elizabeth (Jane Bennett.)
Well, that's morbid and foreshadowing.
Bob really plays into the wild caveman angle with his wife whenever she brings Sydney up. ...No, I will not be making those jokes.
Aw, Jane Bennett is a vulnerable sweetheart.
No wonder this movie killed her.
Bob's gonna build Sydney a new home because his wife is teary over his tiny cage. Also, Italy mentioned again.
And he surprises wife with an "everyone look at us" dance. And there's the Return to Me song.
Singer's back.
These actors are having tons of fun.
And she's in the hospital while the music plays.
Here we go, gang.
Nope, old men time.
WAIT got a computer thingy to update, etc., brb.
Gotta close up shop for now-- I'll update as soon as I can~.
Enjoy!
#Return to Me#analysis#react#DD#from the POV of Someone Averse to RomComs#Part I#txf#but not#mine#this is a first#and I shouldn't be surprised#it was inevitable#but thank you baronessblixen for that last push#though it was more gentle interest than an actual shove#branching out to amuse and entertain is my jam#Minnie Driver
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AHHHH I'M SO HAPPY YOU LIKE MY DUKE VENOMANIA REN AU ART😭😭😭😭😭😭
I'M SOBBING RN
GAKUPO FITS REN SM HE'S MY FAV VOCALOID AND BRJWVDNQVSKQBWJ REN AS HIM WOULD ABSOLUTELY END ME
they both have that soft horniness (+the weirdness) 😭
✦゜ANSWERED: Your art is amazing and you had me boppin my head at 1AM to the madness of Duke Vermonia sdgkdhsbk
But look me in my eyes and tell me Ren wouldn't do a Luka Megurine cosplay if he ever found out that the "pink hair + blue eyes" was your favourite combo kfdjgd
#you break up with him and he's blasting just be friends#💌 — answered.#💌 — love letters.#🖤 — shut up sai.#💖 — 14 days with queue.
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