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Malcom in the Middle | | 1.16 Water Park
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#malcolm in the middle#mitmedit#mitm#malcolm wilkerson#frankie muniz#hal wilkerson#bryan cranston#userspicy#nessa007#comedy#comedygifs#thelaziestmotherfucker#do not repost
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kinnporsche wasnt just a show for me, it was an experience. it gave me one of my most favourite characters (kinn, if anyone is curious) and helped me make more friends and meet more creators and see their amazing work.
What I loved about the show was how character driven the plot was, even if we all could predict what was gonna happen next. and of course, the actors acted their ass off making this show legit a standard in its genre.
To appreciate these characters and actors who did justice to them, i have made like 22 ( math and I arent on good terms, I made a webweave for everyone leaving jom and tem because i didnt have enough information on them as individuals)
Its my first attempt at webweaves and tbh quite proud of it and hence want to share it with you guys who made KP fandom what it it is for- a joyful, hilarious and creative space - thank you you all
@spicyvampire @liyazaki @ayan-sukkhapisit @smittenskitten @daswarschonkaputt @purpleguitar @stormyoceans @angelbesideme @guzhu-furen @thoresque @akkpipitphattana @magicaldreamfox1 @taeminie @alexshenry @nanons @thanawins @luckydragon10 @bisexualhedgehog @radishayuan @oswlld @snickerdoodlles @snimeat @machikeita @onstoryladders @kinnsporsche @kinnporsche @kinnbig @nattaphum @nattawins @milkpansa @bellepark @dramaism @youdontloveme-yet @moodkiller @thelaziestmotherfucker @ellaspore @yeetlegay @kinnporsche007 @morkofday @dimpledpran @negrowhat @theleftboobgrabber @ahdriking @boysbeloving @benkaaoi @biochemjess @lutawolf @icouldhyperfixatehim @alienwlw @daltoneering
If I am forgetting to tag anyone or have incorrectly tagged someone (that is you didn't watch the show) i am sorry - I am on periods which means not even a single brain cell of mine is working as it should
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hello again! yes, i am indeed posting yet another kinn & porsche fic rec. these fuckers are living in my head rent-free, truly. you guys know the drill by now—like the others, this list is ordered according to length (from longest to shortest), and each fic is by a different author (to share my love and appreciation)! all fics that are not yet complete have been marked with (wip). lastly, make sure to read the tags, and show the authors some love, because we are simply beyond blessed to have such an abundance of talented writers in this fandom! [part 7/?]
— what a tangled web we weave by fortunehasgivenup – explicit / 80.7k words
After the betrayal of his first husband, King Anakinn Theerapanyakul vows to never love again. Once a week, he takes a new husband, a young man who will not live to see another dawn.
Porsche Kittisawat has spent the years since the death of his parents living under the shaky generosity of his uncle, running errands in Thee’s brothel. Anything to protect Chay, his younger brother.
When a nobleman comes to find a young man to adopt and marry off to the king in place of his own son, Thee chooses Chay.
Faced with an outcome that he refuses to contemplate, Porsche steps in and takes Chay’s place. He only has one request for the king—to be allowed to tell his brother one last bedtime story.
(Or: An AU based on the story of Scheherazade.)
— his kingdom to keep by bleakyblues – explicit / 51.8k words (wip)
And for each piece he keeps, there is a piece he has to sell. Because when you deal with the Devil, you only barter with your soul.
(Or: What happens after Porsche is handed over the ring and the power that goes with it.)
— after ever after by thelaziestmotherfucker – mature / 43.6k words (wip)
“Porsche,” she whispered one night as he laid down with his head in her lap. His eyes were so puffy they felt like they were swollen shut. His nose was runny and his lips felt dry. He couldn’t cry anymore that night. He looked up into her loving eyes as she said, “you must never tell anyone of your gift.”
Porsche’s body tensed up at the command. He knew why she asked it, but little could she fathom that Porsche would be left forever isolated with this secret. He would only be able to hope that no one found out.
She passed away in her bed two days later. Porsche had only just turned thirteen.
— how i know you by nuwildcat – explicit / 31.2k words
The looming shadow of the Dragon Throne has long been on Porsche’s mind. The empire has swept closer and closer to his lands, snatching up smaller kingdoms and grinding them under its boots, all at the hand of one man:
Prince Kinn.
Now that army is on Porsche’s doorstep, and he has a choice to make. He can’t fight off the army, but he can protect his country if he consents to become Kinn’s.
For his kingdom, for his people, Porsche will sacrifice anything, but the real question is, what does he have to gain?
— trials & tribulations by rainbowcolored7 – explicit / 26.3k words
In which Kinn is a renowned lawyer for TK & Associates, as well as a certified bastard, and Porsche is his new assistant who isn’t sure whether he’ll scald him with hot coffee or fuck him before he decides to quit.
— a perpetual unscattering by concernedlily – explicit / 31.4k words
“Where did you say he came from?”
“Pissing in bottles behind a cocktail bar,” Kinn said. “But Pa gave him to me, so I’m stuck with him.” To a visibly furious Porsche he said, “You don’t know the minor family? Never come across any of them before?”
“How would I know the fucking minor family?” Porsche snapped.
— she’s god and i’ve found her by yeetlegay – explicit / 8.4k words
“I—” Porsche’s voice cracks. Her eyes, now that they’re open, can’t seem to look away from Kinn, wandering from her face to her torso, the shirt half-unbuttoned to expose her breasts, suit jacket tossed somewhere on the floor nearby. Her gaze is molten, greedy, when she meets Kinn’s eyes again. “What would you give me?” she asks.
Kinn isn’t prepared for that, or for the effect it has on her, the instinct it unlocks. She moves without thinking. Tugs Porsche’s hips down to meet hers. Brings her mouth close enough to feel her breath, to taste the soft gasp she lets out.
Kinn whispers the word, lips not quite brushing hers. “Anything.”
— running from the daylight by ahdriking – explicit / 7.9k words
“It will be fine,” Kinn snaps, suddenly sitting upright. “I have perfect control.”
Porsche snorts. “No alpha has perfect control. Not in rut.”
Kinn looks at him sharply. “You think me a beast?” He snarls. “That I’ll hump the nearest thing that moves, like some kind of animal?”
“I don’t know,” Porsche shoots back. “But seeing as the nearest moving thing is me, you can understand my concern.”
(Or: Stuck in the forest, handcuffed together, Kinn goes into rut.)
— and seek to mend by vesna (mrsronweasley) – explicit / 7.3k words
Porsche is thinking about something that’s been niggling at him for a while, and he thinks, yes. He can probably bring it up now. “I was just thinking,” he starts, wondering how Kinn will react. “Just wondering…”
“Yeah?” Kinn doesn’t stop running his hand up and down Porsche’s back in slow, soothing motions.
Porsche clears his throat, then says, as nonchalantly as he can manage, “Have you ever been fucked?”
— if you leave it ‘til later, you lose by mslunita – explicit / 6.9k words
Kinn’s night at the sex club he frequents is ruined when a rich newcomer takes everyone’s attention. The bartender is pretty hot, but there’s no way he’d go home with Kinn... right?
(Or: Porsche is a bartender at a sex club and Kinn wants him.)
— haunt me when you’re not around by butterflylungs – explicit / 6.3k words
He turns his head back around and he comes to a sudden stop, so fast he almost trips face first into the gun pointed at him. Fear explodes in his chest before Porsche shoves it down, because he can’t afford to be scared. Because Kinn, standing in front of him right now, would smell the fear and jump on it.
“Got you,” Kinn says, finger on the trigger.
— i see nobody, nobody but you by kurtstiel – explicit / 6.3k words
“What’s the matter?” Porsche breathes. “Are you afraid Vegas would be a better kisser than you? Fuck me better than you?”
Kinn goes completely still. He draws back slowly; a cold, detached kind of anger on his face, like he’s transcended rage completely. The part of Porsche that should be frightened has been replaced by the overwhelming, empty ache between his legs.
Porsche gazes at him, knowing he’s about to get exactly what he wants. “You don’t have any kind of claim on me. I don’t belong to you.”
(Or: Kinn catches Porsche arriving home on Vegas’ motorcycle in Episode 5.)
— our little remedy by mirrorofprinces – explicit / 5.8k words
Porsche hesitates.
Kinn snorts, grabbing a fresh towel off the rack behind him. “You let me shoot an apple off your head, but this is too scary? Get over here. I’ll do it myself.”
— home is not a place by thewayside – explicit / 4.2k words
Somewhere between Kinn arriving at Porsche’s and everything going to hell, they have each other.
(Or: Set during Episode 12 after Kinn & Porsche go back to the alleyway behind Hum Bar where they first met.)
— you’ve got to beg to be proud by starstrung – explicit / 2.4k words
Kinn and Porsche have a rule. Their work may take them to dangerous places. They might have to make hard decisions, be threatening, be charming, or a deadly mixture of the two.
They always come home to each other.
#kinnporschesource#kinnporsche: the series#kinnporsche#kinn x porsche#fic rec#leila.txt#text#leave some kudos!
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Hello! Who are your favourite people and creators? Could u please do a blog rec?
Anon, I hope you are ready cuz I'm about to tag everyone and their mama in this
People : some are also creators, but they are in the "people" category cuz I've interacted with them in some ways
@mymycorrhizae @intricatecakes @thelaziestmotherfucker @forcebook @guzhu-furen @rashfcrd @callipigio @liyazaki @yohankang @gayjomarch @kinnsporsche @raypakorn @petrichoraline @panncakes @chaos0pikachu @difanghua
Creators : I've not interacted with them but I'm a fan of their work, it could because of their arts, their fanworks, their gifmaking, their humor, their codes etc
@moonkhao @rocktheholygrail @mens-rights-activia @nadjasnandor @sunsetandthemoon @romcommunist @magnusedom @thatgothsamurai @meliorn @phantomcodes @quezify @su-jinku @hardstoplucas1 @mariemarion @luna-lina @wangxianhub @capydoodle @snarkspawn @khaotunqs @iridessence @taiturner @delinda-arts @bolete @zelenchai @uzuriartonline @nick-nellson @ayoedebiris @firstmix @25shadesoffebruary @sparklyeyedhimbo @taikanyohou @cal-kestis @sandushengshou @taeminie
I've probably forgotten some people (also tumblr tag limit is 50 apparently????) But I think it's pretty representative
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Obsessed with the way you can briefly see both of Kinn’s hands on Porsche’s waist in the mirror (gif by @thelaziestmotherfucker)
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Hi! I just started watching KinnPorsche and love the show. I was wondering if you could recommend some KinnPorsche blogs for me to follow. Thank you!
hi!! of course!! most people i follow are multi-fandom blogs so thats what most of this rec will be apart from the 2 source blogs below!!
source blogs: @kinnporschemafia @kinnporschesource
@coldties @nanons @jaehwany @mrdumpling @surii @gaykey @fydramas @dingyuxi @leeshinah @sunsetandthemoon @yeetlegay @liyazaki @spicyvampire @laowen @pranparakul @smittenskitten @patshoney @rashfcrd @lucres @devildrusje @sapphiceponine @roqueruiz @dramaism @junghaesin @deokmis @rythyme @julielilac @longinglook @heureum @singharit @luckydragon10 @namchyoon @thelaziestmotherfucker
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I have a feeling we're gonna be mad at Kinn tomorrow. If it's gonna go the way I think.
Like.
cis men can kiss and hug and hold hands now but they still can't FUCKIN communicate
Lmao.
Gif via @thelaziestmotherfucker
#kinnporsche series#kinnporsche#kinnporsche the series#vegaspete#kinn is an heir apparent so i literally cannot care that much#i will protect porsche with my life tho
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The Tag Game
THREE SHIPS 🚢
OTP? Okay, shit. This is hard. But there they are. I have a million more but I think this makes the most sense right now.
💓Pat/Pran
💓Kageyama/Hinata
💓Zuko/Sokka
FIRST SHIP 🚢
I’m really proud to say my first ship was from my sister and it was…. *drumroll please*
💛Kirk/Spock💛
There was a YT Channel called “The Ships Closet” when I was in HS that was all about Kirk/Spock ramblings and I’m not ashamed to say I fell deep into that rabbit hole. 🤷🏻♀️
LAST SONG 🎧
🫰🏻Smile, Please from My School President OST, and truly honestly the entire MSP soundtrack
🫰🏻come into my arms by November Ultra
🫰🏻 Sweet but Naughty by Fluke Gawin
🫰🏻Flowers by (ma girl) Miley Cyrus
LAST MOVIE 🍿
I watched Black Panther: Wakanda Forever with my mom and dad. It was beautiful. RIP Chadwick Bozeman 😭
CURRENTLY READING 📖
I am diving right into LGBTQ romance novels HARD lately. I just read Boyfriend Material by Alexis Hall and I loved it. I got his book Something Fabulous at the library (pride and prejudice but make it gay). This year I’m trying to read at least one book per month and I did well in January, I’m just hoping my reading bug comes back. I’m very much so into my watching schedule right now (see below).
CURRENTLY WATCHING 👀
(Hang on, there’s…there’s a lot. Also I included some current commentary for you to laugh at)
BLs
- Moonlight Chicken (Infidelity Turkey starring First Kanaphan, babygirl)
- The Warp Effect (Sex Comedy + time travel, this really shouldn’t work but it does and I’m in love 💖)
- Never Let Me Go
- My School President (aka soft idiots in love, the musical)
- A Tale of A Thousand Stars (juuust started this one)
- I might rewatch The Eclipse (Also starring First Kanaphan, babygirl)
TBH, my stupid goldfish brain consumes and forgets faster than you can say “Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder” so I rewatch my favorite parts of my shows often. I just rewatched all of Bad Buddy though because I’m in love with P’Aof, (my beloved) also Nanon ❤️🔥, my actual husband, and his ✨ d i m p l e s ✨
Non-BLs
- The Legend of Vox Machina Season 2
- The Bad Batch Season 2
- The Last of Us (sad)
- Critical Role Campaign 3 (ongoing)
- Lucifer (rewatch)
CURRENTLY CONSUMING 👄
Lemon Cough Drops and water. I had COVID two weeks ago and the post nasal drip is a b*tch!
CURRENTLY CRAVING 🫦
Chicken Rice because Moonlight Chicken.
ONWARD TAGS 🏷️
@gunsatthaphan
@blrambling
@firstkanaphans
@kkumri
@thelaziestmotherfucker
@reallycorking-art
@rythyme
@reineydraws
@mysecretfanmoments
@abstractelysium
No obligation to play! Just fun if you do 🫶🏻😉
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LMAOOOO I had no idea you liked Buffy. I've actually been comparing KP to Buffy throughout it's run because Buffy (as much as it pains me sometimes) is my fave show and KP does have similarities to it and I just love drawing any parallels to it. On my other account thelaziestmotherfucker I do have a kp gifset to a buffy quote because why not ya know?
And god same, I want selfishness sometimes. There are the lines that shouldn't be crossed but ultimately I do want one character to mean so much to another that they are willing to sacrifice EVERYTHING to ensure their safety. It leads into more morally gray territory which is so fun to explore and it also shows such an intense and sacred love on tv that I sob over (I will never stop crying over "The Gift")
Her final speech always gets to me. The episode is so action packed and entertaining and you just don't know how it's going to end. But then, Buffy Anne Summers takes one look and we all knew what was about to happen. It was fucking beautiful, and that speech still gives me chills. SMG is an acting genius, as well.
You and me, we're on the same page. I know some people don't like when characters do that, but I've always been into that. It's just something about one person meaning that much to this character that they lose all sense of morality and obligation. It does it for me. It gets me every single time. The love and the sheer possessiveness behind the idea of 'this character belongs to me and I'll kill everyone who stands in my way of keeping them so the world can go fuck itself.' That is so fucking delicious.
I love love, all types of love. I think in a show like KP, this theme should have been far more prevalent than it was. If the show is more fluffy and PG, I could understand a character not going that far. But in a show like KP. there were so many opportunities for the writers to go there since it was always a more mature show to begin with. It was a missed opportunity. That's mostly what I mean whenever I say I wanted KP to be slightly darker. That's more along the lines of what I mean when I talk about their 'darkness.'
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Shut up. Stop talking.
#red white and royal blue#rwrbedit#rwrb movie#alex x henry#alex claremont diaz#henry fox mountchristen windsor#userspicy#taylor zakhar perez#nicholas galitzine#thelaziestmotherfucker#do not repost
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lmao you reblogged my master post gif set on my other account(@thelaziestmotherfucker) and I recognized your username so shot in the dark I looked up hit the floor on your account and realized you were one of the incredible s4 content providers (never forget Jude/Noah)! Hope you are doing well!
ARGH! This is amazing! Because I have been obsessively reblogging your gifsets for years!!! I think we've shared a few fandoms now??
Ahhh I loved Jude/Noah so much. Obviously an endgame Jude/Zero fan myself, but Jude/Noah were so much fun, and sexy as hell- get it, Jude! God, I haven't thought about HTF for a while. This conversation may even inspire a rewatch, so thanks for that!!
And thank you for the compliment! <3
I hope you're doing well too!!!
ps, your kinnporsche gifsets are fucking 🔥🔥🔥
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below the cut is 14 100x100 ofNicky reading a book in The Old Guard as requested by an anon
like or reblog if using || my other icons
my other edits
#togedit#togsource#theoldguarddaily#nicolo di genova#the old guard#nicky#usernicolo#usercacau#userskris#usertriz#usercoffeenate#userbooker#userbones#thelaziestmotherfucker#usermichelle#userbst
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I will probs make a full gifset of him in this but none of you bitches thought to tell me about this? Hmph
Also follow me at @thelaziestmotherfucker
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And just like that
I just joined the Charmed reboot fandom (gif credit to grobglas ). And now I can't get enough of the charmed reboot content.
How will I make I make it through the wait until the next season?!
Gif credit to user: thelaziestmotherfucker
#the charmed ones#charmed cw#charmed reboot#macy vaughn#maggie vera#mel vera#harry greenwood#macy x harry#harry x macy#maggie x jordan#hacy#thelaziestmotherfucker#grobglas#tumblr with it's stupid search rules#i'm just trying to tag gif creators
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Before / After coloring 🎨
Thanks @guzhu-furen & @maxescheibechlinichacheli for the tag!
I haven't done one of those in a while so here it is, I didn't choose any particularly colorful gifs, I just wanted to show the power washing process that goes on behind the scenes a little when you got a scene that is covered by a filter (whether it's blue, yellow or just plain dirt) which is 99.9% of them tbh, especially for the last one that was just completely yellow, and honestly after 3 years of gifmaking I'm still learning how to take care of those scenes
Tagging (feel free to ignore this) : @thelaziestmotherfucker @forcebook @nick-nellson @firstmix @petrichoraline @kinnsporsche @raypakorn @25shadesoffebruary @pharawee @magnusedom @yohankang @sharona1x2 @difanghua
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