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boomboxboi · 7 months
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The GangStars Friday the 13th Mishaps! 💥
It’s Friday the 13th in October so here’s some obligatory stuff I guess
Bruno Bucciarati
Woke up and did not realize it was Friday the 13th.
His entire day went on as normal.
Except ONE TIME a zipper jammed up.
That’s just how he automatically knew.
That and Mista raved about it the entire day.
Other than that, his day was normal.
He did notice that Leone was having a rough day.
So he went to the store to buy him more of his coffee.
To surprise him for the next day.
He also got to catch an episode of his favorite show.
Leone Abbacchio
Very much looking forward to this day.
He was hoping misery would rain down upon his enemies.
Aka Giorno.
He sat in his favorite chair with his hands folded together and simply watched as chaos would unfold.
At least, that was his plan.
He woke up and had a bad hair day.
And then he didn’t have enough coffee grounds to make his morning coffee.
He also stubbed his toe.
And his leftovers were eaten.
And he missed his favorite show.
And then Giorno seemed unaffected by Friday the 13th.
Giorno ruins EVERYTHING.
Pannacotta Fugo
Immediately planned to do nothing that day.
He’s not usually superstitious.
Not like Mista.
But he wanted to be on the safe side.
Especially because he does tend to have bad luck.
His day was normal.
At least, the normal he planned for.
Since he just stayed in his room and read his favorite book all day.
No problems exist when you have the solutions ready.
But don’t come crawling to him for any help.
He is NOT leaving his room.
Narancia Ghirga
He forgot it was Friday the 13th.
Until Mista broke into his room that morning with good luck charms.
“They’re wards to protect you!”
Narancia did not want to carry around a rabbits foot.
But then all this crazy stuff started happening as soon as he declined it.
It started with falling down the stairs.
And then he spilled hot coffee on himself (and had to make a second cup which is why Abbacchio was out of coffee).
He also got hit with a bike on his morning jog.
And lost his wallet.
Guido forced him to take the rabbits foot after that.
Everything was suddenly fine.
He found his wallet.
He even found some delicious leftovers in the refrigerator!
So things DID get better.
Guido Mista
Friday the 13th!?
1 + 3 is the cursed number.
So of course this day is bad news.
He was PREPARED.
Had ALL the charms (except a four leaf clover).
And even forced Narancia to take one.
He then proceeded to point out every bad thing that happened that day and blame it on the day.
Oh, you missed your favorite show because someone was hogging the tv?
It’s Friday the 13th!
What did you expect!?
That box of leftovers in the fridge is gone because someone else ate it!
FRIDAY THE 13th!!!!!!
Giorno Giovanna
Today went flawless for Giorno.
He got everything he needed accomplished that day.
He even found a great deal at the local book store.
Bought himself a new set of bug collectors books.
And his plants?
They thrived that day.
But everyone else seemed to have it a little rough…
Poor Bruno…
One of his zippers jammed.
That one was truly unfortunate.
Trish Una
Today is the perfect day to watch horror movies!
For the most part, she did just that.
But every time Mista tried to blame a minor mishap, she felt the need to correct him.
“It’s not because of Friday the 13th that Abbacchio’s food is missing.”
“And you’re just projecting 4 into the day.”
Though… Narancia did seem to legitimately have a rough start to his day.
But that rabbits foot?
That’s the true atrocity of the day.
Where does Mista get this shit?
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luderailing · 1 year
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Y’all won’t BELIEVE the wild Friday I had
This is so why superstition is real
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mosspapi · 7 months
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OH SHIT WAIT HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH EVERYONE
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jeankirsteinsgrlfrnd · 5 months
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Can you do AoT characters reactions when watching a scary movie with their SO?
ꕤ the aot characters & scary movies with you ꕤ
eren jaeger was the one who came up with the idea of watching a horror movie. he’s a simple man. as much as he enjoys horror movies, he enjoys the way you cuddle up to him even more.
armin arlert isn’t particularly fond of scary movies. his preference is psychological thrillers compared to classic horror. he’s not scared, he just finds the themes repetitive. he’ll watch them for you and only for you.
jean kirstein had every intention of putting on a scary movie just so you would cozy up to him. the entire time he’s side-eyeing you, waiting for you to get scared, to need him. eventually you catch his drift and scooch closer to him, not because you’re scared, but because you just want to feel him.
reiner braun isn’t a big fan of scary stuff. contrary to popular belief, he’s kind of a big scaredy cat imo. he dreaded watching the movie when you asked him, but you’re his partner so he said yes. he often closes his eyes, looks away. he absolutely hates blood and guts. he’s happy when it ends.
bertholdt hoover is another man who hates gore. he agrees to watch a horror film with you as long as it doesn’t show anything too extreme. whatever movie you pick, he surprisingly ends up enjoying it and you rope him into watching another.
connie springer doesn’t shut his trap the entire movie but somehow winds up scared. by the end of the night he’s practically in your lap. he then proceeds to talk about how the movie sucked and he wasn’t even scared. he definitely has nightmares after.
porco galliard is somebody who says they love films like these but ends up with sweaty palms half way through. he’s all “the scarier the better” until it’s time for bed and he leaves a light on. he’s glad you’re with him because if you weren’t, he’d be scared shitless.
levi ackerman doesn’t care for scary movies at all which is weird because he really really enjoys halloween and decorating for the holiday. he’s kind of a film bro, very opinionated on all sorts of movies. he prefers the classic scary movies like nightmare on elm street and friday the 13th. he’s kind of silent the entire time it’s playing but he’s happy to be with you. he cherishes these moments even if you pick a shitty movie and he will definitely let you know that you did.
erwin smith is the same as levi in the way that he enjoys the classics BUT he’ll only watch them around halloween time. so come late september and october, you and him will be plopped in front of that tv. he loves laughing at all the terrible acting and bad effects.
zeke jaeger is reluctant when you suggest the idea but he’s easily convinced. surprisingly, he ends up really interested in the plot. but he also asks you one hundred questions which is annoying because you are so scared you can’t even focus on his questions. he knows he’s annoying you so he shuts up and holds you in his big, strong arms.
hange zoe LOVES horror films. loves loves loves. they’re their favorite type of movie. they’ll always suggest putting one on. they live for the blood, the guts, the glory. they love a good monster. and honestly, you love watching them have so much fun. they’ll turn to you like, “oh (y/n)! did you see the way that person spewed blood?? it was so awesome!” they also talk the entire time but because you’re their significant other, you find it endearing.
historia reiss is a little too into the movie. she gets this gleam in her eyes like she’s having the time of her life. she’s always on the edge of her seat, literally. she’ll grab your hands during the really really scary parts. but for the most part, she’s fearless. you and her will split the biggest bowl of popcorn ever.
ymir doesn’t really care for movies, no matter the type. she prefers tv shows because they’re shorter. but if you beg her, she’ll say yes and she’ll buy all the snacks. she ends up laughing for most of the film and it annoys the crap out of you. she’s all “sorry baby you know i love you but this movie is terrible!”
mikasa ackerman knows her movie etiquette. phone on silent and she is silent, too. she flinches here and there but only at the jump scares. she falls asleep right before the end with her head in your lap or on your shoulder.
sasha braus likes watching movies especially with you. i wouldn’t say horror films are her favorite but she definitely enjoys them. she enjoys whipping up some snacks with you and then snacking on them with you during the movie. she’s definitely the type to jump and throw the popcorn in the air. overall, she’s an excellent person to watch a movie with but like mikasa, she ends up falling asleep if you watch them late at night which results in you carrying her to bed.
annie leonhardt picks the movie out. she picks the scariest movie ever but is nearly unphased the entire time. she keeps a kind of neutral expression on her face but she enjoys the shit out of being there with you. she holds you and makes you feel safe. she encourages you to get as close as you need to her.
pieck finger is such a couch potato so of course she says yes when you ask her to watch a scary movie with her. she gets all the blankets, all the snacks and turns out all the lights. she’s so excited to spend time alone with you. she lays down on the couch and you lay sort of on top of her. you both end up falling asleep before it’s over.
blehh i think that’s everyone hey check out my jean fanfiction right here right now tysm for the request!
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hbyrde36 · 22 days
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NOW COMPLETE!!!
For my beloved @penny00dreadful 💜🖤
My fandom bestie, writing soulmate, and one of my absolute favorite people in the entire world.
Happy (early) Birthday 🌈👠💖
Huge thanks to @pearynice and @hitlikehammers for all your help in making this story come to life!
WC: 3483 | Ch 1/4 | AO3 <-
Chapter 1: Over the Rainbow
To be perfectly honest, Steve always felt a little unsafe riding around in the van with Eddie. It wasn’t that he was a bad driver, per se, but he was definitely a distracted one, constantly needing to be reminded to keep his eyes on the road instead of the tape deck. He also tended to treat speed limits as more of a suggestion than something enforceable by law.
Tonight was no exception, the feeling of unease even worse than usual because of the storm raging outside. They shouldn’t have even been on the road in these conditions, a fact Steve had tried in vain to convince Eddie of. Hawkins was under a tornado warning for fuck’s sake! But the other boy wouldn’t hear it, their errand was too important.
They had plenty of beer, but they needed snacks. 
According to Eddie there was absolutely no way they could enjoy Friday the 13th part 27, or whatever ridiculous number sequel it was that he wanted to watch, properly without the three basic food groups: Pringles, Twizzlers, and some form of chocolate.
They were having a movie night, just him and Eddie. It was no big deal, really. Steve wasn’t nervous about it at all. They’d been getting along fine since Vecna had been defeated, better than fine! They just… hadn’t spent a lot of one-on-one time together. 
Typically, at least Robin, and some-or-all of the kids, would join them on a night like this, but the kids were set on going to the arcade, and Robin—who’d finally gotten over her fear of driving and managed to get her license on the first try—was taking Vickie out for what may or may not be a date, and borrowing Steve’s car to do it.
Therein lay the source of the problem, actually. It was usually Robin’s job to procure movie night snacks, and in her absence neither of them had thought to pick up the slack.
Which is what had led them to this moment. 
Flying down the road at 15 miles per hour over the posted speed limit, minimum, in a fucking downpour, at night. They were just asking for a deer or some shit to come bounding across the road and then—BAM!
As if on cue, just as Steve had the thought, something did indeed dart out from the side of the road to cross in front of them. Fortunately, for once, Eddie was actually paying attention. He slammed on the brakes, simultaneously jerking the wheel, allowing them to narrowly miss hitting the poor wild animal. 
Unfortunately, that combination of evasive maneuvers caused them to spin out, and sent the van careening into a ditch on the side of the road. The vehicle flipped, and Steve had just enough time to think how glad he was that they’d both been wearing their seatbelts, before something from the rear came flying up to smack him hard in the back of the head. 
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Steve came to slowly, blinking awake, wincing as the bright light of day attacked his retinas. 
Day?
But it’d been night, hadn’t it? It was dark, and it was raining, and…
The evening before came back to him in a sudden rush. The van sliding across the road, the sickening crunch of metal as it rolled, gravity doing what gravity does. He didn't remember anything after that, but it looked like somehow they’d managed to land upright in the end at least.
He rubbed at the nape of his neck, pleasantly surprised to find no lumps, bumps, or blood, nor did he feel the telltale nausea that sometimes came with a really bad blow to the head. He wondered if Eddie– 
Oh my god, Eddie!
Steve looked to the left, finding the driver's seat empty and was instantly gripped by panic. He scrambled out of the car, nearly falling on his ass in his hurry.
“Eddie?” He called out, fear churning in his gut. “Eddie?!”
He spun a circle, relief washing over him as he found the other boy only a few feet away. 
Eddie was sitting on a large tree trunk, rocking ever-so-slightly back and forth, gnawing on his fingernails as he stared at the backside of the van.
“There you are! Dude, you scared the shit out of–” Steve trailed off as he rushed to Eddie’s side to see what he was looking at, and swallowed hard. It was a pair of legs in striped stockings wearing a killer pair of red heels, sticking out from under the rear tires. The shoes glittered cheerfully in the sunlight. “Oh, fuck.”
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Eddie dropped his head into his hands. “I thought I swerved in time. I thought we missed it.”
“I thought it was a deer.” Steve mumbled.
Eddie cut him an annoyed glare. “Clearly not, Harrington.”
“Hey,” Steve said softly. He knew Eddie well enough by now to tell when he was scared—when he felt guilty, even if he was trying to act otherwise. “This isn’t your fault. It was an accident.”
“Yeah,” Eddie huffed. “Tell that to the cops! They thought I was a murderer once already. It’s only been a few months where I can actually be seen in public without someone calling me a devil worshiper, or worse. Now they’ll think they have proof that I really am a killer!”
“You know Hop will go to bat for you again, and I’m here. I can be a witness.”
“That’s not all.” 
“It somehow gets worse than us accidentally killing some lady?”
Eddie sighed, raking a hand over his face as he rose from the stump. He turned, gesturing to something behind them, but Steve was still stuck on those legs. He couldn’t look away. 
“Why the hell was someone out in shoes like that in the middle of the night anyway?” Steve mused. “It was pouring.” 
“Steve, look.”
“What if we just said I was driving? Then we– “
“Steve!” Eddie gripped his upper arms, forcibly turning him around. 
Steve’s eyes went wide. They were standing right on the edge of a little town. Little, not only in the way that the town itself was small in, like, area, though it was that—about the size of one city block—but for the fact that all the colorful little buildings and bungalows were miniature. The whole thing was surrounded by gardens laden with all sorts of beautiful plants, shrubs, and trees, with flowers of every shade in bloom.
“What the fuck,” Steve breathed, taking a few tentative steps into the vivid village.
“Yeah.”
“Eddie, what the fuck?! Where are we? And why is everything in technicolor?”
Eddie stepped up from behind to clap him on the back. 
“I don’t think we’re in Hawkins anymore, big boy.”
Steve shot him a look over his shoulder. “What was your first clue?”
“I see where Dustin gets his tone from.” Eddie mumbled.
Steve chewed on his bottom lip. “Do you… do you think it’s like the Upside Down?” 
“In the sense that it’s another dimension? Maybe, but I don't get the feeling this one has any terrifying monsters. It’s too clean. It even smells nice, like roses and shit.”
“Yeah,” Steve agreed. Eddie had a point, nothing about this place screamed danger. “The Upside Down always smelled like mold and rotting flesh.”
“Ugh, don’t remind me.”
“What do we do? How do we get back?” Steve asked, not really expecting Eddie to have all the answers, but he did his best thinking out loud with company. 
“No idea.”
“Should we start walking? Maybe try and find a payphone?”
Eddie scoffed. “A payphone?”
“Do you have any better ideas?”
The other boy was quiet for a moment, a rare occurrence, but eventually threw his hands up in defeat. “No, actually. So, I guess walking it is.”
Steve turned back, intending on pilfering the van for things that might be useful, like water, weapons, or one of the many lighters that littered the floor, when something in the distance caught his eye.  
“What the hell is that?” He asked aloud, pointing up to the sky at a giant pink bubble that was headed straight for them. 
Eddie squinted up at it. “I think there's something inside.”
“Should we run?”
“Maybe we should pop it.”
“You just said there was something inside! Wouldn’t that let it out?”
Eddie shrugged.
In no time, the bubblegum colored sphere settled near them and faded away, leaving behind a woman with long dark wavy hair. She held a long scepter, and wore a tall crown and a poofy ball gown, of all things. There was also something very familiar about her face. 
“Wait.”
“No.”
“Is that?”
“It can’t be.”
“Joyce?!” They both said, in tandem.
The woman in the ballgown tilted her head. “Who’s Joyce?”
“You are.” Steve said. 
She shook her head, offering him a kind smile. “I’m afraid not. I’m Glinda, the Witch of the North, and who might you be?”
Eddie leaned in, speaking out of the corner of his mouth. “Is she serious?”
Steve snorted a laugh, quickly trying to hide it with a cough.
“What’s so funny?” Not-Joyce asked. 
“Nothing, uh, I’m Steve, and this is Eddie.”
She stepped carefully around them, pointing her sparkly stick at the half-a-dead-body that jutted out from under Eddie’s van. “What do you boys have to say for yourselves?”
“I’m sorry?” Eddie said, sobering quickly. At the same time Steve insisted, “It was an accident!”
“Stop giving them a hard time, Glinda. They did us a favor!” A strangely familiar voice called out from behind a nearby bush, and a moment later 6 small-ish figures came popping out of the surrounding foliage.
“They killed The Wicked Witch of the East!” The one with curly hair shouted, as the others cheered.
Eddie jumped. “Jesus H. Christ, where did all you little fuckers come from?!”
“Oh my god.” Steve muttered under his breath.
It was the kids, except they were actually kids. The 11-year-old versions of Dustin, Will, Lucas, Mike, Max, and El pushed and shoved their way past each other, all trying to be the first to approach.
“Who you calling little?” Baby-Lucas said.
“Okay, what the hell is going on here guys? Why are you so young, and what’s with the outfits?” Steve asked, completely dumbfounded.
Once he’d gotten over the initial shock of their appearance, Steve realized they were all wearing costumes or something. The girls wore pink frilly dresses and tall pointed bonnets, something he knew for a fact Max would never have agreed to, and the boys had these funny little shorts with long socks and matching tops—except for Dustin, who donned long pants and an even longer coat, along with a striped bow tie and a giant pocket watch hanging from his side. 
Eddie looked similarly stunned. “How did you get us here? And how did you get Joyce in on it?”
“Who’s Joyce?” Mini-Mike-Wheeler asked.
“I think they mean me.” Not-Joyce said.
Tiny Dustin’s face twisted up in confusion. “But that’s not your name.”
She shrugged. “I tried telling them that.”
Steve groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose.  “Okay fine, she’s Glinda. Who are you?”
“Oh! I'm the mayor of Munchkinland.” A wide, gummy smile spread across tiny-Dustin’s face as he stuck his arm out, er, up, for a handshake. 
Steve stared down at him, unimpressed. “You’ve gotta be shitting me. I'm done playing whatever game this is. How do we–”
A sudden explosion went off in the middle of the town square only a few yards away, creating a thick cloud of red smoke. On instinct Steve and Eddie both moved to place themselves between the oncoming threat and the Munchkins. 
The air cleared quickly, revealing a woman in a long black dress and matching cloak, carrying a broom and wearing a hard scowl.
Steve blinked at her, then looked at Eddie for confirmation that they were seeing the same thing. 
“Mrs. Click?”
Eddie nodded.
Her complexion was all wrong but the resemblance was uncanny.
Steve leaned in, whispering, “If that’s Click, who do you think the one we hit was?” 
Eddie grinned. “O’Donnel.”
“I am the Wicked Witch of the West. You killed my sister. Prepare to die.” The newcomer declared loudly, sneering at the two of them.
Eddie rounded on her, pointing a finger right in her face. “Look lady, we’ve had just about enough–”
Steve grabbed him by the shoulders and pulled him back. “What my friend here means to say is, it was an accident and we’re very sorry.”
“I’ll show you an accident, young man,” The Wicked Witch said, raising her green hands and long pointy nails threateningly in their direction.
“Aren't you forgetting something?” Glinda raised her voice, as she too moved to protect the little ones.
“The ruby slippers! Yes!” The Wicked Witch smiled gleefully and made a beeline for Eddie’s van. 
When her back was to them, Glinda winked at Steve and did some kind of wavy-woo with her stick, which, in hindsight he realized was a wand, and the red shoes disappeared from the dead body’s feet right before their eyes, reappearing in Steve’s hand a second later.
“They’re gone!” The Wicked Witch gasped, whirling on the spot and narrowing her eyes at him.
“Why is it always me?” Steve grumbled, resigned to the fight, only to find Eddie taking a protective step in front of him as she approached. 
“You! Give them back. I’m the only one who knows how to use them. They’re of no use to you!”
She wasn’t wrong, but Steve felt like maybe it wasn’t the best idea to give what he suspected was a powerful magical object to a woman whose sister they’d just murdered. All those months of spectating while the party played D&D were finally paying off. 
“Put them on and stay tight inside of them, Steve.” Glinda said, her tone grave. “Their magic must be very powerful, or she wouldn't want them so badly.”
Nailed it.
“You stay out of this, Glinda, or I'll fix you as well!”
The Good Witch waved her off. “You have no power here. Now be gone before someone drops a… a… a…” She stuttered, waffling as if searching for the right word.
“A van?” Eddie supplied.
“Ah, yes. Thank you, Eddie dear.” She cleared her throat, pausing for what Steve could only assume was dramatic effect. “Now, be gone before someone drops a van on you, too!”
“Very well, but I'll be watching.” The Wicked Witch hissed, zeroing in on Steve once again. “I’ll get you my pretty-boy, and your little dog too!”
“Hey! Who are you calling a dog? You looked in the mirror lately?! Witch.” Eddie spat. 
She huffed, raising her broomstick high above her head and bringing it down hard against the road at her feet, sending more red smoke billowing up from the spot to quickly engulf her form. When it was gone, so was she.
“Little dog. Pfft.” Eddie muttered.
“It’s the hair.” Little-Max said, matter-of-factly.
“Yes,” Tiny-Dustin agreed, nodding as he rubbed stubby fingers against his small chin. “The word scruffy does come to mind, to be fair.” 
“Watch it, Mayor.” Eddie warned.
“That, and the way you were guarding your friend there.” Little-Max spoke again.
Eddie glowered as she dissolved into giggles that quickly spread through the small crowd. Soon all the Munchkins, as well as Glinda, were clutching their sides with laughter.
Steve didn’t get what was so funny. 
“Don’t listen to them, Munson. I like your hair. It’s very… metal.” 
Eddie put on a show of rolling his eyes, but under it all was a shy pleased smile. “Thanks, Harrington.”
“That’s rough, boys. You’ve made quite the enemy. The sooner you get out of Oz the better I think.” Glinda said, when the laughter had finally faded. 
“And how do we do that exactly?” Eddie asked. “The van’s broken down, and even if it wasn't, I have no idea where the hell we are or how we even got here! Let alone how to get back to Hawkins.”
“The only person who might be able to help you would be The Great and Wonderful Wizard of Oz himself.”
Steve pursed his lips. “Okay, I'll bite. How do we find this Great Wizard?” It took all his strength not to put those last two words in air quotes.
“He lives in the Emerald city.” She said.
“And how do we get there?”
“Follow the yellow brick road, of course.”
Eddie shook his head. “Of course, she says.”
“Do you not have yellow brick roads where you come from?”
“No.” Steve snapped. He was already so tired of this shit, and somehow he knew that the end of, whatever this was, was nowhere in sight. 
“My, my, you two are grumpy.” Glinda muttered. Without another word she took a few steps away from them and waved her wand, conjuring a new pink bubble around herself. 
“Wait, you can’t just leave us here with these kids!” Steve shouted, but it was too late, The Good Witch had already started to float away. 
“We’re not kids, y’know.” Tiny-Dustin said.
“You look like kids.”
“Whatever.” The boy shrugged, taking one of their hands in each of his. “Come on, we’ll walk you to the edge of town.”
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The edge of town turned out to be roughly 10 feet away from where the van had landed, which wasn’t a surprise given the compact nature of Munchkinland as a whole, but it did have Steve wondering why they even bothered. 
At least the kids—sorry, the Munchkins, had been helpful enough to point out the yellow brick road. 
As if they could have missed it.
Eddie let out a long whistle. “Wow, that is YELL-ow. Like, I know they said it, but I guess I expected it to be dull or dirty or something, not this bright sunshine color. Kinda reminds me of that sweater you used to wear.”
Steve tucked the pair of heels awkwardly under his arm and started down the path, wishing he had a bag or something to put them in. Holding onto them like this was going to get annoying fast. 
“Aren't you going to put those on first?” Eddie asked.
“Are you serious, Munson?” Steve slowed his pace, turning to gape at him.
Eddie grinned, bumping their elbows together when he caught up. “What, afraid you can’t walk in ‘em?”
“I wear a size 13 men’s shoe, they’re never gonna fit me!”
For a fraction of a second Eddie’s eyes went as wide as saucers. “Jesus, guess I was onto something with that nickname, big boy.”
Steve rolled his eyes, shoving the shoes in Eddie’s direction. “Why don’t you put them on?”
“No, that Glinda lady gave them to you, expressly.”
“I'm telling you they’re not gonna fit.”
“Magic shoes, Steve.” Eddie wiggled his fingers for emphasis. “Magic shoes! Just try, I'm sure it’ll be fine.”
Steve glared as he toed his sneakers off, tying the laces together before throwing them over Eddie’s shoulder, and finally slipped his feet into the sequin adorned pumps. 
They fit like a glove.
He twisted at the waist, glancing behind his own back, sticking first one leg out, and then the other, as he looked down at himself. “Hmm, they do make my ass look nice, I guess.” 
He also just so happened to be wearing his date night jeans, the ones that hugged him in all the right places, and with the addition of the shoes? It was a good look, if he did say so himself. 
A high pitched noise escaped Eddie’s throat. “As if you needed any more help in that department.” He mumbled under his breath.
Steve swallowed hard. “What’d you say?”
“Nothing.”
Eddie was always doing that—flirting, making little comments and then pretending he hadn’t. It drove Steve crazy, never sure if Eddie actually meant it, or if he just liked to tease—not quite sure which answer he hoped was the truth.
Steve turned on his heel, literally, and strode away, tired of wasting time. His first few steps were a bit wobbly, a little like a newborn calf learning to walk, but he got the hang of it pretty quickly. He wasn’t, like, swaying his hips side-to-side confident or anything—yet—but he was reasonably sure he wasn’t going to randomly fall over. It was good enough for now. 
“What are we looking for again?” He asked without turning around. 
“The Emerald city.” Eddie replied, falling into step beside him again, cheeks a little pink. “The little guy who looked like Will said we’d know it when we saw it.”
“Nicely vague, figures.” 
“I wouldn’t worry too much about it. They seem to take everything very literally around here, so my guess is if we see a place with a lot of big bright green buildings, that’ll be the one.”
Chapter 2
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be-my-sunrise · 7 months
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The Masked Man || p.js
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pairings: jason role-player!jisung x fem!reader
genre: smut, minor pls dni
wc: 3,551
warnings: phone sex, mutual masturbation, use of sex toy, choking, use of pet names and derogatory terms, reader had a dream about having sex with jisung. let me know if i missed anything!
a/n: this fic is a part of 1-800-SLASHER collab by @jenoslutie !! i apologize for being late, i was supposed to post this on halloween but it took me longer than i thought. also, i really tried writing the "scary" part but turns out i suck at it and i feel like the ending is ASS omg😭 happy late halloween!<3 enjoy~
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“Hold up.. Phone sex with who now?”
“With Ghostface! The other day, I got so bored and came across this website called 1-800-SLASHERS. So, these people role-play as slashers, like Michael Myers and Ghostface, and we can have phone sex with them!”
You furrow your brows in confusion upon hearing your best friend, Giselle's, story. Staring at her face in disbelief through the video call on your laptop.
“And you paid them for that?”
“Well, duhh, obviously.” Giselle rolls her eyes at your question. “You should try it, too, you know.”
“No way, it’s so ridiculous! The idea itself is just crazy, like.. why would I want to do that?”
Honestly, you can’t even begin to think why would people want to pay a random person to role-play as a scary character and have phone sex with them. You feel like it’s just a waste of money, and the idea of having phone sex with a complete stranger is just weird to you.
“I’m just saying, don’t judge until you actually try it yourself. Plus, I remember you once said, and I quote, “I would definitely bang Jason Voorhees.” 
Giselle grins widely and wiggles her eyebrows teasingly at you. You groaned, face-palming yourself at the memory. “Oh my God, that was the one time we played ‘fuck, marry, kill'! Technically, I have to choose one of them.”
“Yeah, yeah, whatever. Deflect all you want, girl, but the heavy emphasis on ‘definitely’ says a lot.” 
“Ugh, you’re so annoying.”
“Aww thanks, I try to.”
You glance at the time and realize that it’s getting late, remembering the unfinished assignment that is due tomorrow morning. You quickly bid your goodbyes to Giselle and hang up the call. Thankfully, you were almost done with the assignment when you suddenly received a call from your friend.
The next morning in class, your mind starts to wander from whatever topic the professor is currently talking about, thinking about plans to do during the weekend. It was Friday after all. In fact, it happens to be Friday the 13th, which made you recall the conversation with Giselle last night. You still don't understand the excitement behind it. Not that you're against it though, it's just not exactly a thing that you would do. But, the more you think about it, the more curious you get. 
The day goes by like a blur. After dinner, you sit on the couch, switching between TV channels to find anything to watch. You were about to switch to Netflix, but you stopped when your eyes caught the title of the movie. Friday the 13th. 
"Of course they have this playing right now," you scoff. 
Not knowing what else to watch, you decide to watch the movie anyway. Even though your eyes are glued to the screen, your mind wanders elsewhere. "What was that website again? 1-800-SLASHERS?" You thought to yourself. Despite what you kept saying, you just can't seem to get your mind off of it.
You unlock your phone and open the browser app, quickly typing out the website URL before pressing enter. The first thing you see after the page is loaded is the name 1-800-SLASHERS in big bloody letters. 
Just right below the name of the website, you find a list of the character names along with photos of the role-players in their sexy costumes. Well, it's not exactly costumes because all of them are almost naked while also wearing the scary masks. As you scroll through the list, you finally find the one character you're most interested in. You tap the photo to take a good look at the guy wearing a Jason mask, eyebrows raising when you realize that he's shirtless. 
He's sitting on a chair in a very laid-back position, knees wide apart, and his head slightly tilted to the side. His hands rested on top of his thighs with one hand holding a sharp knife. The photo was taken in dim lighting, but you can still clearly see his toned figure. You zoomed in on his body, eyes trailing down from his broad shoulders to his abs. His gray sweatpants hang low on his hips, giving you a peek of his v-line. When you look further down, your eyes widened in surprise seeing his cock print, almost choking on your spit. You bite down on your bottom lip at the sight, wishing he pulled it out instead of hiding it under his pants.
You quickly make an account and manage the payment settings. When it's all set up, you go back to the list page. A tab pops up when you tap his profile, showing you a call and video call button. You can't believe that you're actually considering this. But, after seeing a visual of the role-player, you can't stop yourself even if you want to. You hesitated a bit, not wanting to show your face.
"Maybe a call would be better for now."
Suddenly feeling nervous, you stare at the phone screen as you wait for the call to connect. Then the ringing stops and you move the phone closer to your mouth, clearing your throat before talking.
"Hello?"
"Hey there." Your breath hitches in your throat hearing a deep voice through the speaker.
"Hi, uhh.. what's up?"
There was a short silence followed by a low chuckle from the guy at the receiving end of the call.
"Oh, I'm doing good. You?"
"Me too."
You let out a nervous laugh, lowkey cringing at yourself. It's not like you haven't done this before, you've had phone sex with your ex-boyfriend a couple of times in your last relationship. But that was almost two years ago, so you can't help but feel weird and nervous.
"What's your name, doll?"
"You can call me y/n."
"Y/N. Such a pretty name for a beautiful girl like you."
"Oh, umm thank you. So.. should we get started?" You ask him, and he chuckles before answering. 
"Yeah, sure. Tell me what you're wearing right now."
"I'm wearing a tank top and shorts."
"Take off your shorts, doll."
You mumbled okay and set your phone down before hooking your thumbs on the waistband, slightly lifting your hips to take off your shorts along with your panties. Even though you're still nervous, you can feel yourself slowly relaxing, thanks to his voice. His deep voice sounds so calming, yet so sexy at the same time. Your mind goes back to the photo you saw before the call, pressing your thighs together at the thought of him. You imagine him sitting on the same chair, one hand around his cock, slowly pumping himself as he talks with you.
"I took off my shorts, and my panties too."
He hums in satisfaction, "Mmm you're such a good girl for me, taking off your panties before I told you to. Now, touch yourself where you want me most."
You move your hand towards your core, collecting the wetness on your fingers before pressing it against your clit. A small moan falls from your lips as you rub circles on the sensitive bud.
"Is my pretty doll touching herself?"
"Yes," you paused. "I wish it was your fingers instead of mine."
"Yeah? Tell me more, doll. What do you want me to do?"
You rub your clit faster, letting out a breathy moan as you put in more pressure. "Wish you were here too, I want to feel your fingers inside me."
He snickers, "Oh, baby, my fingers won't be the only thing you're getting if I'm there with you."
Closing your eyes, you slip two fingers into your core. You moan out loudly from the stretch, imagining it was his cock. 
"Bet you look so pretty around my cock. All fucked out, moaning and begging me to fuck you harder." 
Suddenly you hear a glass shattering, making your eyes fly open in shock. You look around to find the source of the noise, only to realize that it was coming from the TV. You see Jason punching through a small glass window to choke one of the female characters. You bite your lip and start pumping your fingers faster, making you whimper.
"Fuck, I need you so bad. I want you to choke me while you're fucking me senseless."
He lets out a groan in response, tightening the grip around his cock as he strokes faster. His heavy breaths can be heard through the speaker, making your eyes flutter close at the sound of his noises.
"My pretty doll likes it when I choke her, hm?"
"Fuck, yes. I want you to choke me until I pass out."
"My, my.. what a naughty doll you are," he chuckles. 
You feel a familiar knot in your stomach, muscles tense as you're reaching your climax. You put the phone down next to you, using your now free hand to rub circles on your clit, gasping from the added stimulation.
"Shit, I'm so close."
"Me too. Cum for me, doll. I wanna hear your pretty moans."
Your jaw goes slack from the orgasm, moaning loudly as you rock your hips to ride out your high. He mutters profanities under his breath hearing you moan. You can hear him panting, breath hitching in his throat as he also rides out his high.
"Hey, umm thank you for this. I think I'm gonna end the call now." You say, suddenly feeling awkward.
"Yeah, no problem. Hope I can see you next time, doll."
You press the end call button and get up to grab tissues to wipe your hands. After that, you turn off the TV and head to the bathroom to clean yourself.
***
A few days passed after the phone sex and you can't seem to get your mind off him. All you can think about is doing inappropriate things with him. Riding his cock until your legs go numb, leaving claw marks on his chest, and the list goes on. Oh, and his voice. Gosh.. his voice was sexy as fuck. You want him to whisper praises in your ear as he rails you.
You moan into the pillow, hands gripping the sheets. The guy behind you thrusts his hips roughly, burying his cock deep inside you.
"Fuck, feels so good." You say, voice slightly muffled.
"I can't hear you clearly with your face against the pillow, doll."
Your heart beats faster hearing the familiar voice and the pet name he used. He suddenly flips your body so you're lying on your back, throwing both of your legs over his shoulders. Your eyes widened in shock seeing the masked man before you. Even though his face is covered with a Jason mask, you still recognize his deep voice.
He leans his body closer, pressing your thighs and chest together in the process. He rests his hand next to your head and wraps the other one around your neck, blocking your airflow. Your eyes flutter close, moaning loudly as he continues to fuck you. 
"Ah, ah, ah. Eyes on me, doll. I wanna see your eyes get glazed over."
He mutters good girl under his breath when you open your eyes. Your mouth hangs open as you feel his grip around your throat get tighter with each thrust. He tilts his head to the side and chuckles.
"What's wrong, doll? You want this, don't you? You begged me to choke you while I fuck you dumb." 
Panic starts to fill your chest, but all you can think about is how good his cock is making you feel. You weakly claw at his hand, trying to pry it away and he just laughs at you mockingly. You start to feel dizzy, eyelids getting heavier as your vision darkens from the lack of air.
You suddenly open your eyes and your body jolts up in shock, hand clutching your neck as you gasp for air. You look around frantically only to find yourself in the dark. As your eyes adjust to the darkness, you start to calm down realizing that you're inside your bedroom. You had fallen asleep while watching a video on your laptop. It's now dark outside and only the soft glow from the moon is illuminating your room. You get off the bed and carefully walk across the room to turn on the lights, making you squint from the brightness. Then, you go to the bathroom to splash your face with cold water. After you're done, you stare at your reflection in the mirror.
"Wait.. did I just have a wet dream about that Jason role-player?" 
The wetness between your legs confirms your thought, making you blush as the realization hits. You touch your neck remembering the way he choked you in your dream and how good he made you feel. The thought of his cock filling you up nicely makes you press your thighs together. 
You go back to your room and reach for the laptop in your bed, quickly typing the website name in the search bar. You strip your clothes off, leaving your bra and panties on, which thankfully is a matching set. When the page loads, you scroll down to look for the guy who role-plays as Jason. Once you find his profile, you adjust the pillow and your sitting position so now your back is comfortably resting against the headboard. You open the nightstand drawer next to you and reach for the vibrator and a dildo before setting it aside. 
After turning on the webcam and clicking the video call button, you set your laptop down in front of you, making sure your body is seen on the camera. The line suddenly stops ringing and then you see him. He's shirtless, just like in the profile photo, only wearing gray sweatpants with the mask. You didn't even realize that you were staring until he snapped you from your daze.
"Hello? Hey, you okay?"
"Hm? Oh, sorry, I was too busy admiring the view."
He let out a small laugh, "I can say the same to you too."
"I'm not sure if you remember, but I called you here the other day. I'm y/n."
"Ah, yes, my pretty doll. Glad I can finally see you."
"You know, I can't get my mind off of you. I even had a dream about you." You bite your lip, debating whether to tell him about the dream you just had or not, but then you decide to just go for it. 
"We were having sex and then you choked me. I couldn't breathe, but all I cared about was how good your cock felt."
"Is that so? Take off your panties, doll. Show me how good I made you feel."
He hums in satisfaction at the sight of your soaked panties, palming himself through the pants while he waits for you to take off your panties. Once you take it off, you spread your legs wide and adjust the webcam so he can get a nice view of your glistening pussy, but can still see your face as well.
"Fuck, baby. Even your pussy looks so pretty."
You start rubbing your clit in small circles, moaning from even the slightest stimulation. You throw your head back as you pick up the pace, the pleasure making you dizzy. His cock twitches in his pants, clearly enjoying the show you're giving him. He pulls out his hardening cock, letting out a breathy moan as he slowly strokes his length. The noises he makes catch your attention. You were so horny you forgot that you're still in a video call. Your breath hitches in your throat at the sight of his cock. It's even better than you imagined. His cock is long and thick, you can feel your mouth watering.
"I need you so bad," you whimper.
"Yeah? You want me to fill you up nicely with my cock?"
"Fuck, yes please. I want you to stuff me full with your cock."
You grab the vibrator next to you, turning it on before pressing it against your clit. You moan loudly from the sensation, mouth itching to scream out his name. But then you realize you don't know his name.
"Tell me your name, please?"
"Sorry, doll. I can't tell you that."
"Please? I want to scream out your name," you beg. 
"I can't–"
"Tell me your name, please! I'll pay you!" You cry out from frustration. You're so close and you have been holding back, wanting to scream his name as you cum. "Please, I'll Venmo you right now, just tell me your username."
He grew silent for a moment, considering your offer. He feels bad about using you, but he knows you're too horny to think twice before paying him just to know his name and the extra money would be nice. It's actually against the policies, but at this point, he's also too turned on to care.
"Jspark."
Once he says his username, you quickly grab your phone and send him the money. He glances at his phone when he gets the notification, smirking as he sees the amount of money he received.
"Oh my pretty doll, I didn't know you're such a pathetic slut. You're so horny you didn't even think before throwing your money at me just to know my name so you can get off." He laughs at you mockingly before telling you his name, "I'm Jisung. Go ahead and scream my name, doll"
"Jisung!" 
You scream his name as you finally let go, back arching against the bed from the pleasure. You moan loudly as you ride out your high. He pumps his length faster, chest heaving up and down. You reach for the dildo and rub the tip against your slit. 
“I would love to see that in your mouth, doll. Get it all nice and wet for me?”
You close your lips around the tip, grimacing at the taste of your arousal. You lean closer to the camera before pushing the dildo into your mouth. You look straight into the camera as you bob your head up and down, cheeks hollowing as you suck the toy. Jisung can feel his cock throb in need, wishing it was his cock in your mouth. He imagined you kneeling in front of him, wrapping your pretty lips around his cock as you look up at him innocently through your lashes. The idea of you deep-throating his cock pushes him to the edge. Eyes close while his jaw goes slack. His abdomen tensed as he dumps his load on his stomach. Jisung let out a breathy laugh when he realized that you had turned the vibrator on again, pressing it against your clit while you suck the toy. 
“Look what you do to me, doll. I came once and I’m still hard as fuck.” He says while pumping his cock. You remove the toy from your mouth and suck in deep breaths. The way you look at him innocently with tears in your eyes and swollen lips, Jisung swears he could cum again right then and there.
“I got this all nice and wet for you, Jisung.” 
“Good girl. Now, put that in your pussy and keep the vibrator on your clit.”
Slowly, you push the dildo into your core. A broken moan falls from your lips as the toy stretches you out. The slight discomfort from the stretch feels so delicious that you don't even wait for yourself to adjust.
"Fuck, I wish this was your cock instead." You flick your wrist faster, the angle making you brush against your sweet spot. 
"Poor baby, is it not big enough for you? You still need my cock to stretch you out, hm?"
Overwhelmed by the double stimulation, you can only babble nonsense in response. Your thighs tremble from the pleasure as you move your hips to meet the dildo halfway, pushing the toy deeper. You pick up the pace when you feel the familiar knot in your stomach once again.
"I'm so close." 
"I don't think you deserve to cum, doll."
"Please, Jisung, I can't hold it anymore!" 
Jisung throws his head back as he grips his cock while fondling his balls using the other hand. His cock twitching in his hand, signaling that he is also reaching his climax. 
"Beg me."
"Jisungie~ please?"
His head felt like spinning. The noises you make and the way you whine his name drives him crazy.
"Fuck, y/n. I love it when you say my name. Go ahead, baby. Cum for me."
You let out a long moan, legs shaking from the intense climax. Jisung's breath hitches in his throat, panting as he cums as well. For a moment, only heavy breathing and a soft buzzing noise can be heard while both of you catch your breath. You pull out the dildo and turn the vibrator off.
"Thank you, Jisungie. That was great." You give him a weak smile. 
"Likewise, doll. I haven't cummed that hard lately," he chuckles.
"Well, I think I'm gonna go now. Maybe I'll see you again next time."
"I'm counting on it."
You end the call and close your laptop. You slip under the comforter and decide to clean up in the morning. You drift off to sleep, hoping that you would dream about Jisung again.
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Halloween headcanons - TF 141 + Valeria + Farah
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includes: valeria garza, farah karim, kate laswell, simon "ghost" riley, captain john price, johnny "soap" mactavish, kyle "gaz" garrick
gn!reader, except for Laswell x fem!reader (argue w the wall), female pet names
warnings: horny behaviour if you squint, like very little; mentioned consumption of alcohol; mentions of violence (light); the rest is pure fluff
word count: 2.4k words, roughly 350 per character
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Valeria Garza
you asked her to go Halloween shopping since you wanted to decorate
got everything you laid eyes on
you had to stop her from buying three plastic skeletons because you joked about having an army of them in your backyard as decorations
she'll use her enemies bodies instead
doesn't let you put out candy on the porch, the last thing she needs is little kids coming up to her door and being loud
buys you bags of candy instead
regrets it because you get a sugar rush after eating a whole bowl
now she has a hyperactive toddler running around, spewing out random facts she found on YouTube
would make you try Mexican candy, definitely sneaks something spicy in there if your spice tolerance isn't high
"Que pasa? Can't handle the heat, muñequita?"
you hold a grudge for the rest of the night (she'll make you forget about it when she gets you in bed dw)
refuses to dress up, will punish you if you try and get a costume on her
will fold if you ask her to have matching costumes with her, still won't do it because she's "a grown woman"
takes candid photos of you in your cute little costume tho, she'll probably make one of them her background if she figures out how to
forces her men to dress up in whatever you want just to entertain you, they don't dare complain about it
the guards at your door are now dressed in Eminem and Christina Aguilera (don't ask me why)
will force you to have a scary movie marathon with her
laughs at you when you get scared and cling to her, literally calls you a crybaby and bullies you for being a scaredy cat
will snuggle you and kiss your forehead afterwards
"it's okay, mi vida, I'll protect you"
ordered her personal chef to make you Halloween themed cookies
practically folds when she sees your reaction
you get another sugar rush and she regrets everything (worth seeing your cute face and hearing your happy squeal)
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Farah Karim
will plan your matching couple costumes since june
helps you thrift/craft yours and constantly compliments how you look in it
would definitely buy a ton of candy to give out to little kids trick-or-treating
is so happy when she sees their little costumes, practically heals her inner child
she has baby fever now, you have to remind her she can't get you pregnant
is searching up adoption details at 3 am after you fall asleep
helps you decorate, would definitely let you decorate since August just to see your cute face light up
adds more decorations every time she sees something you'd like and buys it
you made her watch Halloween movies with you
she judges everyone's decisions and logic
starts spewing an escape plan 5 times better and doesn't stop until she finishes it
is confused when you flinch at the scary scenes since she had seen it coming from a mile away
not surprised when you try to make sweet treats but you pull out questionable goop out of the oven
"i told you that's too much butter"
helps (pushes you to the side and only lets you crack an egg) you make an edible batch instead
lets you decorate them, you manage to make two piping bags explode before she takes over again
she hides the cookies before you get a sugar rush and/or a tummy ache
is confused as to how you found them and got both a sugar rush and a tummy ache
scolds you like a mom before taking care of you
you fall asleep in her arms on the couch, Friday the 13th playing in the background
she tucks you in bed and kisses your forehead before going to look up how to adopt a devil child
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Kate Laswell x fem!reader
isn't the biggest fan of Halloween but she'd play along with you, she just wants to see you enjoying yourself
mom!Laswell would dress up at your request so you guys can have family costumes, melts at how cute you and your kid/s look together
but if it is just you and her she'd refuse
similar to Valeria, she says she's too old to dress up in silly costumes
the slightest hint of a smirk on her lips if you decided to wear a sexy costume before she rolls her eyes
proud mom smile while she takes candids of you in your cute little outfit, handing out candy to kids
so concerned when she hears about carving pumpkins
keeps a very very sharp eye on you, she doesn't want to go to the ER on halloween
helps you out when you get stuck, groans and pushes through if she starts struggling with it too
a sigh of relief leaves her lips when you finish your arts and crafts project
"it looks scary, darling" no it doesn't, but who is she to tell you that and ruin your fun
pulls out the old decorations box from the attic and helps you buy new stuff too, makes the plan on how to decorate
brings you to the halloween themed party TF 141 is holding so you can be chaotic with them while she drinks with Price
if she doesn't feel like it she'd just stay at home with you, watching you hand out candy to kids and cracking little jokes
her heart melts
refuses to let you watch horror movies, the last time you did she had to sing you a lullaby until you fell asleep
every day for a week; she also had to buy a night light because you got a random fear of the dark afterwards
you made her check the closet too
also limits your candy intake, would steal a few from your pile every once in a while and shrug when you frowned at her
candy corn enjoyer, also licorice fan
has you wrapped up in her arms, a blanket over the both of you while she tells you scary stories/ stories from her missions instead
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Simon "Ghost" Riley
doesn't need a costume, he's dressing up as himself, the mask is scary enough as is
or he'd just take off the mask and say he's dressed up as Simon Riley, you call him a party pooper
you dress up as him just because you can
doesn't know if he should be upset or flattered, he's crying in his head at how cute you look with his oversized clothes and old balaclava
that's now his favorite balaclava
swaps out his mask for a balaclava so you guys can call yourselves Ghost Team
stares at you when you carve pumpkins with his throwing knives, you're lucky you're his favorite person
pries them out of your hands before you dull the blades and he has to work with oddly shaped spoons on missions
stands concerningly still on the porch and scares little kids when they come to knock on your door (like those decorations that move yk)
lets you hand out candy and coo at the little kids while he watches from the hallway (he thinks he's sneaky, he's not)
he now too has baby fever
will not mention it but you can notice him inching closer until he stands right behind you while you give out the candy, his hand wrapped around your waist
you both finish the leftover candy while watching scary movies
he feels like a little kid again, would never fess up about it being healing for him
picks out your favorite candy and gives it to you subtly, literally just makes a little pile of it in the middle while he eats the rest
would complain about you decorating since the beginning of september
has beef with a random skeleton you put up
"he's looking at me funny, luv"
picks you up while you decorate and can't reach a spot
he'd deal with the electrical decorations for you
you make him try a pumpkin spice latte
he tries so hard to be nice about it before saying he had enough sugar for the whole year
"this is milk and sugar with an idea of what coffee is supposed to be like"
cleans up the candy wrappers after you crash, takes a sneaky picture of you sleeping with his balaclava on
takes it off gently because you'd manage to suffocate in it, before tucking you in
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Captain John Price
rakes up the leaves in the yard while you decorate the outside
he has to do it again because you insist on jumping in the piles and destroying his hard work
makes you help him gather the leaves again "to teach you a lesson", you never learn
picks the leaves out of your hair and dusts you off (all smiley when he notices you were wearing his flannel jacket)
doesn't want to dress up so you say that he's already wearing a capybara costume everyday
you have to explain what a capybara is
proud dad face when he sees you wearing your costume
makes you do a twirl and takes so many pictures of you so he can keep them and look at them when on mission
helps you hand out candy to the little demons
gets upset when a kid calls him 'grandpa', you have to spend at least 15 minutes telling him that he's a dilf not that old and still very attractive
dad face™ when he sees you giggling and playing around with the little kids, needs one of his own with you now
kinda sad that his job makes it so hard for him to have a cute little family with you
falls asleep on the couch while you give out candy, probably sitting up too, a bowl of candy in his lap
plays it off by saying he was just taking a little rest, you call him 'grandpa' again to tease him
doesn't notice you had been stealing candy throughout the whole night, managing to eat about an entire bag by the end of the day
holds you in his arms and tries to contain your sugar rush
you kick him where the sun don't rise on accident and that's when he lets you get your wiggles out, poor pop
you apologize by bringing him a drink and cuddling him for the rest of the night, consistently saying "sorry" every five minutes or so
"it's alright, darlin' "
you offer to share the leftover candy with him as a peace offering, pop is now a puddle
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Johnny "Soap" Mactavish
definitely has a dorky costume and makes you match with him
you and him have a competition about who has the better costume, he only lets you win because you're cute
still thinks his is better but he wants cuddles tonight and can't risk it
finds dumb decorations when you go shopping with him and when you tell him to put them back he sneaks them into the basket like a little kid
you wake up with the decorations in front of your eyes at the cash register and have to pay for them now
he insists on coming up with the most horrendous decorating schemes ever known to man, you follow some of them because he's sulking atp
tries to convince you to have some kind of small explosion "for effect", you turn it down because you don't want to get sued
frowns when kids get his costume wrong, chases them (playfully ofc) around to teach them a lesson
definitely scares you with every occasion he gets, you'd literally turn the corner and he'd just jump at you
you make him watch the actually scary movies because you're a horror enthusiast
"pff i've seen worse on the field" before clinging to your arm like the scaredy cat he is
carves pumpkins with you, oddly skilled at it
he helps you when your knife gets stuck in the pumpkin and your hand hurts from trying to dislodge it
blows up his pumpkin afterwards
takes couple pics with you, the sillier the better. they're his lockscreen now, will brag about them when he goes back to work
he'd try and go trick or treating before you tell him he's too old to do that
you spend the rest of the night on the couch, finishing off the leftover candy, the both of you hyperactive
would fight you because he likes the same candy as you, he wins and steals all of it
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Kyle "Gaz" Garrick
you make him dress up as spider man (that one mission in MW 2019), he's on board after a bit of convincing
only accepts because you promise to be his MJ
does the spider man kiss thing with you and takes pics, definitely brags about how easy it is for him to hang like that after all of those heli crashes
does whatever TikTok trend is popular at that time with you, tries to get it perfect so you can show it off to your friends afterwards
helps you choose decorations when you're being indecisive, also buys little things he thinks you'd like to add in the meantime
he'd 100% untangle the string lights while you put them up (also keeping an eye on the chair you're standing on so you don't fall)
you do actually lose your balance but he's quick on his feet and catches you, the most cocky smirk on his lips while you're blushing and your heart is beating so fast it might explode
he'd scare you too, just so he can make fun of you. also pulls random pranks on you and hides the decorations just so you can whine and complain to him
"I told you to stop being such a ditz, love" with the most loverboy grin on his face
you send him on a last minute errand to buy candy because the two of you only got your favorite kinds and you decided to hoard them for later
compliant boy, also buys you a fall themed drink on his way back
his hand is constantly around your waist or around your shoulders while handing out candy
would ask kids what they're dressed up as and gives the ones with cool costumes extra candy
you scold him for being unfair
you both decided to do a childhood halloween movie marathon, makes you feel like you're a little kid again
trades candy with you, tries to bribe you with cuddles to give him more of yours
cuddlebug!gaz who lets you fall asleep on his lap while he watches the rest of the movie (he stole the rest of your candy, your fault for letting your guard down)
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slasher-key · 11 months
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All I Wanted (Charlie Walker)
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I’m back bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pairing: Charlie Walker x GN!! Reader
Warnings: None a few curse words  
You and Charlie have been dating, well, fake dating for almost a month. At first it was just to make Kirby jealous. It worked for a while, but she got over it quickly. So why are you both still together?
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“Nothing beats the original Y/N, you cannot convince me that Friday the 13th 2009, is better than the original.” Charlie says, shoving a hand full of popcorn in his mouth. “I’m not trying to convince you, I’m just telling you that I prefer to watch that one because of Travis Van Winkle.” I reply, with a small laugh. Charlie and I have been doing horror movie nights since we were kids. Tonight we are watching the original Friday the 13th, and we have been arguing about the remake for half the movie already. “So you’re telling me you only like it for the guys?” Charlie asks “Well, no, but it is a plus, but I also like the Jason better, he’s scarier, faster, and he has better kills.” I reply. “Okay, fine I’ll give you that, but you can’t beat the original.” He says “whatever” I say, rolling my eyes at him. We go back to watching the movie and my mind drifts off.
I start to think about the past month, Charlie and I have been fake dating for about a month now. He asked me after a party where he found Kirby making out with some guy. It made him jealous, so he wanted to make her jealous. This lead him to buy all the snacks and pizza at our movie night, and ask me if I would help him make her jealous. We have been “together” for a month and Kirby hasn’t even blinked an eye toward him. But for some reason it feels very natural, it’s not awkward when he calls me pet names, or when he kisses me goodbye, even when he comes up behind me with his surprise hugs. It felt real sometimes, but then I have to remind myself that, it’s not. No matter how bad I want him.
“You okay love?” Charlie asks, I look over at him, and he has a concerned look on his face. “Yeah I’m fine, why do you ask?” I reply, trying my best to give off a weird vibe. “Well you didn’t do you usual rant about them killing off Kevin Bacon after his death scene, and you’ve barely touched any of the snacks I bought, I know how much you love your gummy worms,” He says. 
I didn’t reply. I couldn’t think of a lie fast enough. I can’t tell him I want to be his real girlfriend and not his fake one. Not only will it ruin what we have now, but he still likes Kirby. “Y/N just tell me what’s going on, I’m worried about you,” he says. whipping the few tears that fell from my eyes. I just want to yell at him and tell him “I’M IN LOVE WITH YOU STUPID”. Charlie’s eyes go wide “wait what?” he says, eyebrows furrowing together in confusion. “I didn’t mean to say that, Charlie I’m so sorry,” I say cutting him off. “No don’t be sorry, look at me and tell me what you meant, you don’t have to keep anything from me,” he says, lifting my chin with his finger to make me look at him. “Tell me Y/N” he says. here goes nothing.
“Well, I liked you for a long time when we were younger, but I didn’t want to mess up our friendship. Then we got to high school, and you had this huge crush on Kirby. So I wanted to help you so you could be happy, but now we’ve been doing this whole fake dating thing for almost a whole month, and I can’t take it anymore. It all feels so real, and I love it. But then I realize that it isn’t, and you’re not really mine. It’s all just for you to get with Kirby. So yeah my feeling are a little hurt, but it’s whatever as long as you get you happy ending with Kirby.” I ramble, I sound like a fucking idiot. But I needed to get that out. 
When I am done rambling, I look back at Charlie and he is smiling at me. “why are you smiling so hard?” I ask, confusion written on my face. “Okay, don’t kick my ass, but, the whole fake dating thing might or might not have been a way for me to get closer to you. yeah, at first I did have a small crush on Kirby. But the more we started hanging out and going on fake dates, and acting like a couple. The more I wanted it to be real, the more I wanted you to be mine. I will admit it was a dick move, but I didn’t know hot to tell you that I was madly in love with you, and I’m sorry.” Charlie rambles.
“So this whole time you were trying to get me to fall for you?” I ask “Pretty much, yes, I’m sorry I lied to you.” He replies. I could help myself, I grab Charlie’s face in my hands and pull him in for a kiss. A real one this time.
“So will you be my real girlfriend Y/N?” he says, when we pull away “Of course I will.” I say pulling him in for another kiss. 
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amoraffairs · 1 year
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𝐇𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐊𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬, 𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐏𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫
summary: you’ve been close friends with james since you’ve came to school, but one drunken night leaves you both doing more then friends should. but friends can still be friends with sex right?
warnings & notes: mentions of sex, but not smut. friends with benefits au with james potter.
You blame whatever fruity drink Marlene & Lilly made you.The moment you entered the party a red solo cup was placed in your hand. It was a Marlene Mckinnon classic. (That should have been the first warning sign.) It tasted like fruit punch leaving your lips bright cherry red. You lost count of how many cups you had. Three?? No five, or—
You were currently tucked into James’s side as he played beer pong.The moment you entered the party, James drunkly tucked you under his arm, as he announced to the world that you were his good luck charm.
However you were as lucky as Friday the 13th, because James was on a loosing streak. James didn’t seem to care given he was as drunk as you were.Together you two were a drunken mess.
After a couple of more loses from James, your attention is drawn to the Gryffindor boy from your class. A slight blush comes to your cheeks,at the thought of him. There was no denying you had a small crush on him.
You untangle yourself from James’ side, his grip on you losing with the more drinks he had. He didn’t seem to notice as his attention was on the current game he was losing against Sirius. You make your way towards your crush, the liquid courage pumping in your veins.
“Hi” Your voice sounding higher than you hoped. “You’re Y/N right, we have class together.”You nod, happy he remembers you.
“You having fun?” You grimace at how awkward you sound. “Yeah, Potter always throws a great party.” He says giving you a real smile. You smile back.
You attempt to start a conversation but whatever music Sirius decided to play overpowers you. “You want to go somewhere quieter.” He tells you & you nod, hoping you didn’t seem too eager.
You two find a quiet empty hallway. You smile up at him, when his hand finds your back. You feel him lean forward, but the words he says crushes any hope you’ve had.
“You’re friends with Potter, Right? Do you think you can ask him to put a good word for me with the coaches? I’m trying to join next season. Potter’s vouch could do everything for me.”
It takes a couple of moments for you to process what he’s saying. You reluctantly nod,barely even answering him as you make a desperate attempt to get out of there in hopes of any chance of recovering yourself.
You walk out & land yourself on the couch. The spring squeaks as you land on the couch. You cover your face with your hands, attempting to hide from the world.
You feel someone's body press against yours, as you assume,sits next to you. You peek through your hands to find James sitting next to you. His expression mirrors your sad one. “Hi Jamie” He turns to you, smiling but his eyes are not shining.
“Where’d you go?” James slurs as he scoots closer to you. “To be an embarrassment.” You say in defeat, your face hiding again. This time in James's shoulder. “Why doesn’t anyone like me?”
You tell him, your words mumbled. James is unable to hear. “I like you.” James tells after you repeat the words. “Not like that Jamie. I mean the way you like Lily.”
“If it makes you feel better, Lily doesn’t feel the same way” He tells you as he recalls another failed flirting attempt he made on the redhead.
“No James, She does. She’s just scared.” You confidently tell him. James just hums, not believing your words.
“Why are you sulking?”James's attention turned to you. “No one wants me. Not even for a one night stand.” You mumble. If sober you could hear your words, you would never let you speak again.
“That’s not true.You’re beautiful. Anyone would want you.” He attempts to reassure you, but his sentences blend together.
“Would you?” Drunk you asks. “Would I?”
“Would I sleep with you?” You blush & nod. “Of course of would, you’re fucking gorgeous.” He tells you, causing you to blush, and shrink into him. “I’d sleep with you too” You whisper into his shoulder.
Suddenly James has a determined look on his face & stands up dragging you along with him. You both enter the small bathroom.
Before you can ask James what he’s doing he’s kissing you.You kiss him pack, your hands find his shirt tugging on it for him to take it off.
The night ended with you two doing a lot more than kissing.
You’ve been ignoring James for a couple days, the night of the party replaying in your head.
No one noticed the tension between you two, but it was awkward . Like when James accidentally bumped into you on his way to practice. You both issued a bunch of apologies & both practically sprinted away.
For the first time, you & James were alone. James just came back from practice & you were going to the boys room in an attempt to meet Remus to study.
“Oh. Sorry.I’ll just go.” You stumble over your words as you find only James there.
“Y/N, wait” He calls after you,stopping you from leaving. “We can’t keep awkwardly doing this. We’re friends.Right?”
“Yeah, of course it was just—“ “an accident.” He finishes for you, his words shocking you. He looks at your panicked face, & quickly corrects himself.
“A good mistake. It was fucking good. We were good. It just that we work better as friends.” He says causing a weight to be lifted off your shoulders. You felt the exact same way.
“Of course. Friends can have sex. If anyone can still be friends after that is us” You tell him. “It’s just sex”
For the first time since the party, you’ve gotten a good look at him.You can’t get your eyes off his toned chest, till you hear him laugh. Your eyes meet his & you blush being caught in the act.
“Just sex.”James says again but it comes out as a whisper, like he didn’t plan to say it out loud.
In an instant his lips were on yours, his hands messing with the button of your shirt.You both walk backwards till you land on the soft sheets of James’s bed.Both of you exposed, with no care.
It was the only just sex right.
James is deep inside you as you both hear the door unlock. Sirius’ voice echoing the common room.
“Shit,Shit,Shit” You can’t tell if it is you or James who’s cursing.
“I’ve gotta hide” You whisper to him,both not ready for the endless teasing that’ll come from Sirius if he finds out.
You stumble as you make an attempt to put on your clothes on. You pause & look at James who is glancing under the bed.
“No, James, No.” The sound of Sirius's voice sends you to panic and you lay under his bed. “I hate you.”
Sirius won’t leave. You’ve been hiding under James’s bed for an hour. Sirius won’t shut up & leave, you were starting to think he’d never leave.
You let out a sigh of relief as you hear Sirius leave.James laughs as you scoot out from under the bed. “Unbelievable” You mumble as you finish putting on the rest of your clothes.
“Whatever this is, it’s over. “ You make a way to walk out the door till James calls you.
“You’re wearing my shirt.” You glance down to find out he was right. His shirt engulfs you. You glare at him as you switch shirts.
“It's over Potter.” You say seriously but glance at him, to find him staring at your boobs. When he gets caught, you expect him to blush or look embarrassed but he just smirks.
“Yeah over” He nods as gently grabs your shirt pulling you toward him.He starts to place kisses on your check to your neck & makes his way lower.
“James” you whine. He ignores you & presses harsher kisses definitely leaving marks.
Ok, maybe it’s not over.
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Happy Friday the 13th! This item isn't necessarily in the Friday the 13th spirit, nor is it ACNH BUT it is another super cute deco item! This is a 4t2 conversion of Blarffy's Sims 4 conversion.
1 Candy Pumpkin for $30 in Deco > Misc, it is compressed and everything with it's 2 recolors: pink and green Recolor, do whatever as long as there are NO paywalls involved. The "I will bite you if you do" threat is still active.
🎃🍬Download @ SimFileShare (6.5mb)🎃🍬
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multi-fan-dom-madness · 7 months
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Midnight Masquerade - Tech
Chapter Summary: The bottle lands on Tech, who, despite not being dressed as a classic 'monster,' still shows you a monstrously good time. (badum-tss)
Chapter Warnings: 18+ minors go away; mad scientist!Tech x gn!reader; kinks: forced orgasms + erotic electrostimulation; discussion of consent and safewords, kind of dark!Tech but only a little, restraints, ball gag, aphrodisiac, vibrator use, overstimulation, pain-as-pleasure, unprotected penetrative sex (wrap it irl) (can be read as PiV or PiA), they actually use lube for once, aftercare, they kiss but only once; if I missed any please let me know!
Word Count: 3.4k
A/N: Happy Friday the 13th! 🔪 I refuse to apologize for this one. much appreciation to @sev-on-kamino for beta'ing this chapter <3
Read the intro here! | Suggested listening | Tech's costume inspo!
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...Tech. 
A round of wolf-whistles rises from the rest of the group (quite literally, in Hunter’s case). Across the table, Tech’s white, blood-splattered lab coat glows in a flash of ultraviolet lights; his swirling goggles gleam. You stare for a moment, transfixed by the way the blood illuminates in a deep, glowing blue, so dark it’s nearly black. The sight should give you pause, but instead, warmth pools low in your belly. Whatever scientist Tech is embodying, there is no doubt in your mind of how utterly dangerous—and yet how utterly capable—he is.
You stand. Tech rises from his seat as well, adjusts the collar of the coat, and runs one hand through his curls to smooth them. Despite the action, one stubborn curl falls onto his forehead. 
“I hope you do not mind, ner cyar’ika,” Tech says as he approaches, “that I will be cataloging all physiological reactions and changes during this process.” 
“I expected nothing less from you, Tech,” you say with a smile. 
He simply nods. Waving at the rest of the table, you allow Tech to lead you through the crowd. The press of bodies doesn’t bother you; but nonetheless, you keep close to Tech. He uses his height to his advantage, standing several inches taller than the regs, as he guides you towards the back of the building. Though you catch glimpses of other troopers you recognize, you can’t help the way your gaze always draws back to Tech. His presence is magnetic. The way his shoulders stretch the lab coat makes your mouth water. 
His voice jolts you out of your silent admiration. “I had the good fortune of exploring the back area of this building when we arrived,” he says, ushering you past the threshold. “It seems that many of these rooms were purpose-built for an event such as this. Our hosts must understand the rather base instinct to, ah, how did you put it? ‘Know how a monster fucks’.”
Hearing such vulgar language spill from Tech’s lips sends a delightful shiver up your spine. “I assume you picked a room already?” 
“Of course,” he says. The grin he fixes you with is so unlike his usual stoic countenance that it throws you off. Lopsided, nearly a snarl, his gaze piercing and laser-focused behind those odd goggles, he seems to undress you with his eyes. Then the moment passes, and his expression smooths into his usual close-lipped smile. 
“I presume,” he says, leading you down a labyrinth of hallways, “you have a safe word.”
“I do,” you say. “Meiloorun.” 
“Excellent,” he says. “Mine is ‘occlusive’.”
You nod, committing the word to memory. 
“Ah.” He pushes a door open with one large hand. “Here we are.” 
Whatever you were expecting, it wasn’t far off from the sight before you. Inside, a cobblestone room is dominated by a massive metallic tilt table, currently vertical, with slack leather straps. Racks of various implements, some of it almost...medical in appearance, rest on wheeled carts near the table. Flickering sconces provide unstable illumination. The faintest scent of chemicals tickles your nose. That warmth in your belly from before, sparked by the alluring mixture of dangerous and capable, kindles into a low flame. Your chest rises and falls faster, anticipation making your fingers tingle. 
The door shuts. You flinch at the resounding boom of a thick wooden beam sliding home. 
“Now, ner cyar’ika,” Tech murmurs. He pauses by your side, eyes searching your expression as you continue to survey the room. “Normally I would offer to explain what is going to happen, but I think in this case, a single-blind experiment is in order.”
Snapping your head to look at him, you meet his calm, calculating gaze with widening eyes. There’s something there that again gives you the distinct impression that you should be scared—he is a mad scientist after all, and who knows what that magic potion can do? Those medical tools...the table with straps...clearly you’re meant to be an experiment. 
But of what nature?
“Tech—”
“Doctor.” 
You blink, heat blazing through you. “Of course. Doctor. May I at least ask the inspiration for your...costume?” You gesture vaguely at his attire.
“Granted,” he says, an amused lilt to his voice. “You see, I often have the ability to engage in experiments. In part, it is what I was made for. However, these experiments are always done in service of the greater good. The Republic, my brothers, Kamino. 
“I do not begrudge these experiments. But,” he pauses, and his gaze lingers on your lips—your neck—your waist, “I want something for myself.” 
Goosebumps prickle delightfully along your skin. Tech’s eyes miss nothing, and his brows twitch in amusement at your reaction. 
“What is that exactly?” you ask. You can’t help how breathy your voice comes out. Arousal, hot and thick, rests under your skin. 
“You, ner cyar’ika.” He says it like it’s the simplest, most obvious thing in the world. It would be sweet, except for the harsh, possessive undertone that washes over your skin and sets your nerves screaming. “I may not be a monster in the classic sense, but the urge to claim you for myself may certainly drive me to act...monstrously.” 
Your core clenches around nothing. If he’s a monster, so are you, you decide. Nodding once, you quickly shuck your clothing, ignoring Tech’s quietly hungry stare, and allow yourself to stand completely bare before him. The cool air of the chamber makes your nipples pebble, stiffening to taut peaks. Catching your bottom lip between your teeth, you raise one eyebrow as if to say, Well? 
Tech’s gaze darkens behind those swirled goggles, his hands reaching for you. He stops himself, though. 
“Do you trust me?” he asks. 
“I do,” you say. 
He bares his teeth in a feral smile, nearly a grimace. “You really oughtn’t.”
Without giving you time to react, he snatches one of your wrists and twists your arm behind your back—not enough to hurt, but enough to startle you. A squeak of surprise escapes you. You can’t do much else but march forward, the pressure in your shoulder growing as he pushes your arm against your back.
Tech parades you to the tilt table and roughly spins you around. Your back arches as the cool metal kisses your skin; shivers wrack your body, nipples becoming almost painfully hard with the added stimulus. Tech’s hands, rough and calloused, manipulate your body into position, ignoring your physical discomfort. Arms held overhead, wrists secured by supple leather straps about shoulder-width apart, your body stretches over the table. He nudges your feet apart, the toe of his boot tapping your instep, before he crouches to tighten similar straps around your ankles. 
Standing straight once more, his gaze sweeps your restrained, prone form hungrily. This time, he allows himself to reach out and caress you. One large hand cups your face. You nuzzle into his touch—but he draws his hand away just as quickly, down your body to tweak one nipple then the other, drawing a gasp from you. And farther down still, fingertips skimming your heated and sensitive skin, dancing around the one place you ache to feel him. 
“Doctor,” you murmur. You try to press your chest forward in presentation, lure him into doing what you want. 
He chuckles and withdraws completely. With a petulant whine, you watch, neck straining with the angle, as he retreats to one of the wheeled trays. Though you can’t see, you can only imagine the kinds of tools and toys he’s poring over. Your breath hitches when he faces you once more, several items held in his hands. What draws your attention are the ball gag and vibrator, but he also carries a length of silk ribbon and—is that a potion? 
Tech sets the ribbon and vibrator down. When he straightens, he uncorks the small, glowing red bottle. A puff of sweet scent, like strawberries, wafts to you.
“Drink this,” he orders, holding the bottle to your lips. At your wide-eyed, worried look, he sighs. “It is an aphrodisiac. It will ensure that you stay hydrated and that your body does not tire as quickly as it normally would.”
He had said you shouldn’t trust him, so why do you still do? Perhaps, despite the magic potion lowering his inhibitions, he’s still Tech, still the intelligent, caring man you’ve been casual acquaintances with for some months now. Tech wouldn’t hurt you. 
You open your mouth and allow him to pour the liquid in. Sweetness explodes on your tongue, definitely berry-flavored, and it settles into your belly with a peculiar sensation, like popping candy. 
While your mouth is still open, he pushes the ball gag in. The red rubber ball wedges your jaw open; saliva already begins to pool around the intrusion where it rests on your tongue. 
“Very good,” Tech states once the gag is secure. He bends to retrieve the other objects. “Now, here is how this is going to work. You are going to cum as much as I deem fit for my experiment. I need reliable data, and you are my guinea pig.” 
Eyes widening, you whimper around the gag. 
He ties the silk ribbon around one of your thighs, creating a loop for the vibrator. Once his handiwork is complete, he nods. The head of the vibrator rests against your aching core; no matter how much you squirm and twist, or angle your hips, the toy won’t move. Breathing shallowly through your nose, you follow Tech with your gaze as he moves away again. 
Your one solace is that, when he turns, you catch sight of the sizable bulge tenting his pants. Maybe you can break his resolve, convince him, somehow, to have mercy on you. 
Kriff, he hasn’t even started yet. Spit drooling down your chin, you steel your nerves. 
“Ready?” he asks. 
You try to answer in the affirmative, but the gag in your mouth prevents the words from forming, half-moaned grunts falling from you instead.  
“That is satisfactory.”
He pushes a button on the small device in his hand. The vibrator whirs to life. Your body jerks, pleasure arcing through you. Moaning, you roll your hips. Though the vibrations aren’t strong enough to make you cum, not yet, it feels divine to have some kind of stimulation on your heated center. 
Tech strides to a nearby lever and pulls it back one notch, the heavy metal gear clanking, his biceps bulging with the effort. The table you’re strapped to begins to incline until your body now rests at an angle, the change in position altering the pressure on your wrists and ankles. Flexing your fingers, you peer at Tech through half-lidded eyes. 
He merely hums and, with a click of a button, ups the intensity. You groan as the vibrations climb, ripples of pleasure cascading through you. Undulating your hips, you chase the growing seed of orgasm sparking to life in your belly. Pleasure laps against your senses like the incoming tide, each wave larger than the last, each one threatening to drown you—but it’s not until Tech pushes another button that the surf breaks over your head. 
You cum, body pulling taut as you cry out. There is nothing for you to do except let it ride out; and once the pleasure resides, aftershocks jolting your body, you whine, trying to arch your body away from the vibrations. 
But you can’t. Stalking around the table, Tech’s eyes devour the way that your body twitches in overstimulation. You become aware of the sweat already pooling in the bend of your clavicles, the sticky release coating your lower half. On your own, you’d be satisfied, arousal ready to abate.
Tech, on the other hand, is not sated. Another press of the button, and the vibrations intensify another notch. You yelp. Tugging at your restraints, you try to remember how to breathe as the string in your belly begins to pull tight again. Your entire body feels like it’s on fire and submersed in ice at the same time, nerves singing. 
At another increase in intensity, you shout, cumming again. Every muscle in your body locks up, brow scrunched as you bite down on the gag in your mouth. 
Zap! 
You flinch. Eyes shooting open, you stare at Tech and the new device in his hand. Confusion and the painful shock, already diminishing, distract you from the never-ending overstimulation between your legs.
“It is a specially designed electrostimulation tool,” Tech explains. He holds the small, handheld cylindrical device up to your face. Smooth and nondescript, the end of it contains two metallic prongs that remind you vaguely of a taser. What in the Sith blazing hells is he doing!?
In your ears, your heart thuds, drowning out everything else as the vibrations change in pattern this time. Shifting from the steady, monotonous drone, Tech selects a rhythm of several short bursts followed by one long drag of vibrations. Each pulse makes your body lurch. You’re already so spent, and yet, you feel another orgasm building in your belly. Toes curling, nails digging into your palms, you loose a hoarse cry when the pleasure crests once again. It pulsates through your entire being, throbbing in time with your heart.
Zap!
Whining, you try to twist your body away from the painful sting—but it was slightly less unpleasant this time than before. Panting, spit coating your entire front, you study Tech with guarded eyes as he brushes his knuckles over your flushed and warm cheek. 
“Doing so well,” he murmurs. “Giving me such excellent data to work with. Now, cum for me again, ner cyar’ika. You can do it.” 
A wail rips from your throat as the pattern changes again—several staccato pulses in quick succession, with no end in sight—and the intensity grows. It’s becoming nearly painful, but there’s a part of you, deep down, that preens under the praise, under the idea that Tech believes you’re a good subject for his experiment. 
It takes a few moments longer, but you eventually cum for a third time. This time, you anticipate the electric shock, and this time, you find it feels...not pleasurable, necessarily, but good. Moaning brokenly, your head thunks back against the table’s surface. Your entire body is overheated, flushed with equal parts arousal and embarrassment, sticky with sweat, spit, and slick. You’re a mess. 
In contrast, the only sign that this is affecting Tech at all are two high spots of color on his cheeks and a wet patch where the tip of his dick strains against his pants. He flashes you that dangerous smirk, one that you know now means that he’s not done with you. Far from it. 
“Again.” 
You lose track of how many times you cum. You’re sobbing, tears mixing with spit and sweat, body wracked with unending quivers as Tech plays with the settings of the vibrator. Equal parts pleasure and pain clash within you, each one feeding into the other. You’re uncertain how you’re still aware, mind so blissed out that the only thought you can conjure is how empty you feel. Despite reaching your peak so, so many times, there remains an ache in your core. 
Zap!
You nearly cum just from the electric shock alone. Body sagging forward, you keen, voice cracking as pleasure threatens to blind you once again. 
“Fascinating.” Tech switches off the vibrator suddenly. “Absolutely fascinating.” 
You draw in shuddering breaths through your nose. Vaguely, you’re aware of Tech bustling around you, but you don’t care to focus until you feel him loosening the restraints holding your limbs down: first your ankles, then your wrists. He catches your limp body as you fall weakly forward. Arms supporting you easily, he carries you to a bed that you hadn’t noticed earlier, laying you on its plush surface. 
Next, he removes the gag. He holds your mouth open once the toy is gone, then slowly helps you close it, massaging the joints of your jaw to help work out the soreness. 
Tears continue to leak from your eyes. You don’t have the strength to raise your head, barely have the strength to reach with trembling fingers for him, but you whimper low in your throat to catch his attention. 
“I am here, ner cyar’ika,” he assures. His voice still retains a hard edge to it. “What do you require?” 
“Y-You,” you gasp out. Your voice is raw and hoarse. “You.” 
He seems to understand. He shifts the both of you on the bed so that your legs fall open, bracketing where he kneels before you. At last you catch a glimpse of his hard length as he frees it from his pants. Angry red and dripping with pre-cum, his cock jumps as you moan. Tech squirts a line of lube onto his dick and then some onto his hand. He works most of it across your so-far neglected entrance. 
“P-Please,” you rasp. 
Wordlessly, he pushes the blunt head of his cock into your tight entrance. He pants, chin falling onto his chest to watch where your body swallows his length. That one stray curl bounces with the movement, and you yearn to brush it away from his forehead. As it is, you feel like you can barely move. All you can do is lie there and take it, take what you so desperately need. 
He stills when he bottoms out, his hips pressed flush to your ass. Fingers digging into your hips, hard enough to leave bruises, his chest heaves with arousal. A low, broken wail rakes from your throat as the tip of him nestles against the bundle of nerves deep inside you, the perfect length, the perfect stretch. 
“Te-e-e-e-ch!” you cry. 
Nails biting into your skin, his grip tightens. “That is not my title, cyar’ika.” 
“D-Doctor,” you sob. “Please, doctor, fuck me!” 
“Gladly.” 
The pace he sets is punishing. His cock drives against that shattered piece of bliss in your core with each thrust, setting your entire body on fire once again. But this time it’s different. The thread in your belly winds tighter and tighter, but the rope is thicker this time—stronger, a heavier recoil. Dimly you’re aware of the way that Tech’s jaw clenches, the veins in his neck standing out as he strains, the heavy and wet clap of his balls against your ass. But your mind zeroes in on the stretch of your hole around his thick length—and without warning, you cum. 
You black out for a moment, ears ringing. Then: screaming. You’re aware of someone screaming. You think it’s you wailing, unable to control yourself. Your entire body is rigid, legs convulsing around Tech’s waist as he groans, high and heady. 
“That’s it, let everyone know the monster making you feel this good,” he grits out. Though his hips falter for a moment, he doesn’t let up his pace, fucking you through your orgasm. It doesn’t take long before he groans, tossing his head back as his dick pulses, his hot, sticky seed spilling into your spent body. 
Shaking, you whimper as his softening length slips from you. You lay there, gasping for breath, staring up at the stone ceiling while Tech rummages through supplies nearby. Your entire body is sore, aching, battered; yet you’ve never felt more gratified in your entire life. 
“Darling,” Tech’s voice whispers nearby. 
You don’t have the will to turn your head, but in your periphery you’re aware of him sitting on the bed next to you, wiping away the various fluids that coat your body. Lips twitching in a small smile, you simply gaze at him through hooded eyes. He’s doffed the lab coat, leaving him in his blacks, and swapped his goggles for his normal yellow lenses. Contentment sprawls through you at the sight of him, so familiar. 
“You performed exceptionally well,” he says with his usual, barely-there smile. “Thank you. As soon as you are able, I would like to talk through everything you experienced, if that is alright.” 
Blinking once, you try to nod. 
Tech shushes you, smoothing a hand over your forehead. “I’ll get you some water. Regrettably, these rooms do not come equipped with a refresher of any kind; I shall put in a formal request with our hosts so they can make appropriate changes for the next party.”
Quiet amusement, warm and affectionate, curls through your chest. Of course Tech would be concerned about this place not having the proper amenities. 
With supreme effort, you get your vocal chords to work. “Tech?” 
He hums. “Yes?” 
“Kiss me?” 
A small chuckle escapes him, but he obliges, leaning over to press his lips to yours in a chaste, sweet first kiss. You sigh happily. Body slipping into sleep, you can’t fight the warm pull of dreams any longer, but you vow to kiss him again as soon as you’re able, his lips soft and smooth against yours.
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gabessquishytum · 7 months
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HEWWO it's me back w an incredibly specific idea inspired by my Chapped Lips. Human au.
So I kinda headcanon Dream as an Incredibly Effortful kinda bitch, especially when it comes to grooming and bathing. He's very naturally beautiful! But he also has the full 15 step skincare routine, morning and night, showers in Exactly Optimal Temperature Water, has like 4 different hair products in at all times, sleeps with a satin pillowcase and has a Dyson Air Wrap kinda guy. Meanwhile Hob is the Effortlessly Beautiful Bastard who's done absolutely nothing to deserve it. Washes his face and body w bar soap, with Way Too Hot water, uses a 2 in one shampoo, basically just brushes his hair, brushes his teeth, and puts on deodorant and he's good, he's gorgeous. The fanciest he gets is shaving and using aftershave. Dream is furious bc this heathen doesn't even wear SUNSCREEN and yet he's so beautiful, glowing even. They are best friends.
Well one day Dream has had ENOUGH watching Hob wince and lick his chapped lips, just grabs him by the throat and applies his own very expensive lip balm. Hob tries to protest when Dream grabs him but Dream just squeezes and says "Keep Still" in the deepest most commanding voice Hob's ever heard from him. Right after Dream firmly instructs him Not to lick that off, he realizes that may not have been the Coolest thing to do and apologizes. Hob, half hard and trying to play it chill says it's fine, he doesn't mind Dream's fussing.
Dream takes this as total permission to do whatever he deems Necessary in the moment for Hob, from gently applying moisturizer and undereye cream to his face when he sleeps over at night to filing his nails and pushing back his cuticles. He's careful to never forcefully grab Hob like the first time (to Hob's disappointment) but he still can't help but get a little excited when Dream gets that tone and tells him to Sit Down and proceeds to blow dry his hair for him. Dream is also starting to really enjoy having Hob to fuss with and make pretty and take care of, and also have listen to him whenever he wants, as long as it's under the guise of plucking his eyebrows or gently applying hand lotion.
Yada yada this goes on and tension builds until they kiss! And they find out the other has been harboring this deeply hidden arousal over their beauty routine dynamic, have a laugh and have a fuck about it. They live hornily ever after enjoying the pampering.
Love u mwuah have a good Friday the 13th!!
AHHHH HAPPY BELATED FRIDAY 13TH BABYYY I'm literally obsessed with all of this holy shit!!!!
I feel the gentle dom Dream vibes strongly here. Just because Hob can look effortlessly adorable by washing his face with dishsoap and never even looking at an spf product, doesn't mean that he should. Clearly he needs someone to take care of him. Clearly Dream is the one for the job.
Hob is so good!! He's happy to let Dream apply beard oils and retinol cream and emollients for the scars that he never explains. He actively enjoys having his eyebrows plucked (although he does squirm around, so Dream has to hold him firmly by the jaw - if anything this makes him more wiggly, poor thing is just so damn horny).
When Hob asks why Dream is doing all this, Dream goes for a deadpanned "well I have to make sure that you're pretty enough that I still want to look at you in 30 years". Which... kind of comes out like he's suggesting that Hob is his husband or something?? Hob blushes and smiles and lets Dream paint a clay mask onto his face without saying a world.
After they finally, FINALLY have an actual conversation about their relationship, the beauty/self care routine only expands. Hob blushingly asks Dream to help him clean up ✨down there✨ - maybe it's an enema, maybe Dream bleaches Hob’s arsehole, maybe he just does a little gentle washing. Whatever the case it gets Hob in a very good mood for sex and he's the sweetest, most eager to please submissive man that Dream has ever seen.
It's such a joyous and intimate part of their relationship. And yes, Hob uses spf now <3
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fluentmoviequoter · 7 months
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If I Could Survive What?
Terrifying Tuesday, October 24, 2023
Fic-tober Masterlist
Summary: You cancel on Dalton before Terrifying Tuesday and he wants to know why.
Warnings: minor angst, fluff, Chris is an instigator with good intentions, Josh makes an appearance, kissing, minor spoilers for Friday the 13th (1980). 1.2k+ words.
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“You know Dalton only agreed to go because he’s madly in love with you, right?” Chris asks, not looking up from her laptop.
“This again?” you ask with a groan. “Chris, we’re going to see horror movies and talk about whether or not his dad would survive, he’s not going for any other reason.”
“Whatever you need to tell yourself. But if you cancelled he’d be heartbroken.”
You sit up and wait for Chris to look at you before asking, “Why? He could go alone.”
Chris sighs as she closes her laptop. “Again, he’s only going because he likes you. He’s probably trying to work up the courage to ask you on a date or something and this is the closest he can get for now.”
“What should I do?” you ask quietly.
Chris smiles widely, and you regret asking, but she starts talking before you can take it back. “The way I see it, you have two options. One, you ask him out, so he doesn’t have to. You could just tell him when you get to the park that it’s a date and hope for the best.”
“And option two?” you ask, despite your initial disinterest.
“Two, you do cancel and find out just how right I am.”
You nod and look back down to your homework.
“So, which is it?” Chris asks.
You chew your bottom lip before confessing, “I kind of wanted to cancel anyway. I don’t know that Friday the 13th would be all that enjoyable for Dalton.”
“Perfect,” Chris cheers, looking overly happy. “Text him right now and I’ll get out of the way.”
She gathers her things and leaves before you come up with an argument. Sighing to yourself and hoping this doesn’t go poorly, you text Dalton that you can’t make it to Terrifying Tuesday, but encourage him to go alone and let you know what he thinks. Less than a minute later, someone knocks on your door. You look through the peephole, and your shoulders fall at the sight of Dalton, but you open the door regardless.
“Hey,” you greet as he walks in.
“Are you okay? Do you need anything?” he asks.
“For what?” you question with furrowed brows.
“Well, you said you couldn’t go to the movie, so I figured you were sick or busy or something, so I thought I’d come check on you.”
Your heart swells, and your smile grows at his concern.
“No, nothing like that, I just don’t know that it’s a good idea tonight.”
“Oh.”
“But you could go and let me know if Josh would survive.”
Dalton sits on your bed and picks at your comforter in silence. You walk closer and stand before him, failing to make him look at you.
“What’s going on?”
“Nothing, I just- I was looking forward to it,” Dalton says, shrugging.
Rubbing your hands down your face, you wonder how Chris convinced you to do this so quickly. You turn around and grab your laptop, tossing it onto the bed beside Dalton before you sit on the other side.
“I’m sorry.”
“For what?” He finally looks up at you as he asks, and you have to fight to resist the urge to hug him.
“Couple things,” you say with a light chuckle. “Chris told me to cancel, but I was already thinking about it.”
“Why?”
“Why did Chris say to or why did I want to?”
“Both.”
“I was a little concerned the movie might upset you, I don’t know. But then she implied that cancelling would make you confess something. I’m sorry.”
Dalton looks into your eyes in silence before laughing.
“She tried to get me to ask you out earlier,” he says.
“She did the same thing to me. She’s persistent.”
Dalton’s smile falls a fraction as his hand moves on top of yours.
“What if she’s right?” he whispers.
“It’s good news for me,” you answer.
You flip your hand under Dalton’s and interlace your fingers with his. His other hand raises to your cheek as his thumb brushes over your cheekbone.
“Were the rest of them dates?” you ask.
“I think so. If you want them to be.”
“Or we could do it properly.”
Dalton smiles at you before dropping his chin to kiss you. He moves slowly, but you wouldn’t change a thing. As you move closer to Dalton, he grabs your hips and pulls you into his lap. His hand finds yours again and holds it as you brush your fingers through his hair and continue moving your lips against his in what feels like a well-rehearsed dance you never want to stop. He pulls back first and smiles at you, pulling your joined hands up to kiss your knuckles.
“What are we doing?” he asks.
“Right now, in general, or big picture, life-meaning stuff?”
“Tonight.”
“I was thinking we could watch a horror movie, without a ton of people around us.”
Dalton’s smile grows, and he kisses your chin before leaning back.
“That sounds perfect. Friday the 13th?”
“If that’s okay.”
“Absolutely. I need to know if the almighty Josh Lambert could survive,” he says dramatically before pulling you down for another kiss.
Just before your lips meet, someone asks, “If I could survive what?”
You jump backward, off Dalton’s lap, and look over your shoulder to see Josh standing in your open doorway.
“I thought we closed that,” Dalton says.
“Hi, Mr. Lambert,” you greet shyly, waving.
“Chris called,” Josh says, waving at you. “Said something happened to you.” He looks over at you as he finishes.
“Yep, she finally kissed your son,” Chris says, appearing behind Josh and making him jump slightly.
Dalton pinches the bridge of his nose and shakes his head.
“Um, since everyone is here…” you begin.
“For some reason,” Dalton adds sarcastically, looking at Chris.
“Maybe we should go to dinner or something?” you finish.
Josh looks between you and Dalton before nodding slowly. “Sure. Since I came all this way for nothing. Although, congratulations I guess, it’s about time.”
“Right?!” Chris adds.
“We were actually about to start a movie,” Dalton points out, looking at you.
“We can watch it after, right?”
He looks into your eyes before conceding, nodding as he asks his dad how the drive was while you gather your things.
“You’re welcome,” Chris singsongs behind you.
“I’m going to kill you,” you whisper.
“Not until we finish the movie,” Dalton calls over his shoulder, walking ahead of you beside his dad.
“What movie?” Josh asks.
“Friday the 13th,” you and Dalton answer together as you leave Chris to hold Dalton’s hand.
Josh shivers lightly before saying, “That movie’s always been creepy.”
You smile at Dalton before asking, “Do you think you could survive?”
“Absolutely not,” Josh answers, “Jason would gut me like a fish.”
“I told you!” you and Chris say together.
“Wait! Were you talking about me when I walked in?” Josh asks incredulously.
“Oh, you have no idea, Mr. Lambert,” Chris says as she walks past him where he stopped on the sidewalk. “They’ve already imaginarily killed you in several horror movies.”
“Dalton!” Josh yells.
Dalton laughs before pulling you closer and pressing a kiss to your temple.
“Best Terrifying Tuesday yet.”
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aleksa-sims · 22 days
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RL Story
CW: Divorce, addiction
It was a Friday, October 13th to be exact. Daniel and I are getting a divorce today. After weeks, he finally signed the divorce papers. I was devastated. It was so hard for me to take this step. But I had to finish it, for my Baby and also for myself, to finally forget Daniel. We met near the city hall, where we had an appointment with a divorce-case officer and judge.
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Once there, I saw Daniel coming towards me. I honestly didn’t want to divorce him. I loved him, still, so much. 😥But... that's just the way life is. 😞... He looked at me... I wanted to hug him but instead I just said sadly, hi. Daniel seemed absent for a moment, staring at my belly. 🩵👶
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He had this... empty look. Not sad or angry, rather.... emotionless.
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With my eyes lowered, I just stood there. I struggled to hold back my tears. Exactly a year ago we moved together. I was so happy with him and now this. 😞
Me: I'm so sorry. I never wanted this! And I still don’t want it. I wish we could just go home together.
Daniel: Same, but...let's not get into that now. Relax and think about your Baby.
Me: What?
Daniel: It's gonna be okay. Trust me.... C'mon, let’s get this over with.
Me: Yea,,...whatever you say. 😞
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Um.... well! Daniel and I didn’t get divorced today. The judge asked us why we wanted to divorce? D.'s & my statements left some question marks with the judge, I think? We have to wait six months, before we get divorced.... Daniel said that my jealousy (Tina, Irma...) & insecurity were the biggest probs for him in our relationship.😠... However, the real reason for postponing our divorce was bcs Daniel inherited Dominick’s plot & house. (division of property) Although I refused any claim to Daniel’s property!!
Me: Did you really, seriously mean what you said to them?
Daniel: I answered all questions honestly.
Me: Why didn’t you just give the real reason for our divorce? You took off!!! I didn't know where you were!! And my Baby isn't yours. This fact is the reason for our divorce! You can't handle that I'm pregnant. Or that we are both addicts, which would have been a good reason why we can’t stay together! 🤦‍♀️
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Daniel: The juge asked me WHY, I left! You got it?.... You and my borther, your secrets drove me crazy. That fucking shit about Tina. I was overwhelmed with my shit, our drugs you and your delusions. I kept trying to make you happy! I only loved you and I only wanted you. But you just didn’t believe me. Be honest, it wasn’t my fault, just yours!! You don’t know what you want! And you can’t make decisions! But I’m not like N.! I don’t want to tell you what to do or how to live your life. You are responsible for yourself! Finally get it, or just stay with your soccer player and let him control you.
Me: What kind of shit are you talking?? Nico doesn’t do any of this to me.
Daniel: I talked to him! He said, you won’t be the same after he’s done with you. He told me this to my face!! And btw, I can’t stand Alex calling you Lexi!! 😠
Me: You must have misunderstood N. He isn't like that! He was just upset, bcs I confessed what I wanted from you the other day. Besides, you’re jealous too!!! Anyway.... I-.. I just can’t stand it around you anymore. And I’m sorry I was so jealous. I loved you so much. I wanted to do anything for you. I was terrified to lose you. I’m sorry. Sorry I was such a freak to you. But I didn’t do anything wrong with your brother, D.!! There was NOTHING between Alex and me!! IDK how many times I’ve had to say this damn sentence. Finally get it!....
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Me: It hurts so much and it just doesn’t stop.... I don’t want to love you anymore. I wish you’d never married me. 😢
Daniel: Damn, I-... I'm sorry. I still struggle with that... stress disorder. Either I feel nothing-... or I boil with rage.🤦‍♂️
Me: It's ok.. I'm leaving.... See you in 6 moths. And.. stay off drugs, just... take care, Daniel. 😢
Daniel: Wait!
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Me: I gotta go. Sorry. Bye!.... 😭
Daniel: I-...... love you.
I just wanted to get away from there. Far away from.... him.💔 Not really, but.... agh, you know what I mean. And I’ll see Daniel again sooner than I thought. Right after delivery. It was about that annoying name change. D. and I were officially still married, but I didn't want to give my Son his surname. D. is not his Dad, but N. Such a mess!!
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faithsbrightideas · 1 year
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Oddly Enough- Part 4
Xavier x Fem!Reader
Warnings: Cursing, mentions of severed organs and body parts… idk what else
Summary: Y/n asks Xavier to the Rave’N and being so annoyed with her sisters antics she asks Tyler for her. Xavier calls off going to the dance with her, not knowing she disagrees with Wednesday about him being the monster.
I DO NOT OWN WEDNESDAY THIS IS JUST A MINOR TWIST ON THE. MAIN STORY LINE
Sorry this has taken me so long, December is a wild month for me. Holidays, then my birthday, then New Years! I hope everyone has remained safe! I hope you all have an amazing 2023! Also if anyone has any requests for Wednesday, I’m more than open to doing them!
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Dr. Kinbott tells us that we should get out more and open our minds up to new experiences. Who are we to argue with her professional cliches? We needed to examine the monsters other victims, so we sent Thing into the morgue to cover the cameras and open the door. Wednesday and I slipped in.
"While Y/n and I do the autopsy, you find the files of the other monster victims and make copies," Wednesday ordered Thing.
He wasn't too happy with that, "Don't pout. Your scalpel skills are questionable."
He came over to defend himself while Wednesday unrolled the autopsy supplies, but I continued, "Do you remember when Uncle Fester gave us that cadaver on our 13th birthday? You sliced right through that man's carotid."
He gave up and went to find the files. Wednesday and I went to find the latest victim and started opening the freezer doors which contained the bodies.
"No," Wednesday inhaled, "Magnificent hematoma."
"Here!" I said finally finding our victim.
"Thursday, 7:23 PM. The body is that of a 50 year old male. Lacerations and defensive wounds appear on both hands. What remains of the chest and torso indicates a frenzied attack. Subject has been almost entirely disemboweled," I said into a recorder, Wednesday silently pointed to the mans foot, which was missing, so I added it to the information I've already collected, "It appears to have been chewed off at the ankle."
Thing frantically ran in, Wednesday asked, "Have you seen a left foot anywhere?"
He said no and began signing that someone was coming.
"Who?" I asked.
Officer Galpin and the Doctor who has been performing the autopsies. We needed to hide and there was only one place to hide, inside the freezers.
"Comfy," I mumbled.
Muffled voices came down the hall and the doors opened shortly after.
"Whatever or whoever is responsible for these killings, I've never seen injuries like this," The doctor said, "I thought you should see this before i issued my report on the latest victim. The killer cut off two toes from the victims left foot. Best guess they use a surgical saw. Final autopsy report still pending."
"The minute you're done, send it straight to my desk. Media blackout on the toes," Galpin said.
"Sure thing, sheriff," Doc said, "Been a busy last couple of weeks, eh? At least I'm going out in style, Friday is my last day."
"Happy retirement, Doc," Galpin said.
"See yourself out, I'll lock up,"
Just then I heard footsteps go over to where wednesday was and pull her out, "Full rigor, guessing you've been dead a while, hope you don't mind waiting another day for me to cut you open." And then he left.
The door opened and I sighed disappointed, "Five more minutes."
"Yeah, we were just getting comfortable," Wednesday shouted from where she was.
When we finally decided it was time to leave, more so Thing was constantly hounding us, we went back to our dorm and the next morning made a collage of information so that we could analyze it.
"When I suggested you two decorate your side of the room, I didn't have Ted Bundy's Pinterest in mind," Enid cringed as she saw our board.
"Still not as creepy as your stuffed unicorn collection," I said looking over my shoulder.
"Is this why you snuck out last night?"
"We may have paid a visit to the county morgue," Wednesday shrugged.
"Okay, there are so many levels of ew in that statement, I don't even know where to begin," her blue eyes scrunched almost shut.
"We need to get inside its head. Discover any patterns or anomalies. We've already made a big discovery," I smirked at Enid, "All of the victims have had body parts surgically removed. The first one a kidney, the second finger, third gallbladder, and the man from the meeting house two toes."
As I spoke Wednesday handed Enid the papers, showing her the severed body parts. Enid tried to communicate, turning pale.
"Do you understand what this means? Those murders aren't mindless, he's collecting trophies like a seasoned serial killer. It's impressive, actually," We turned around after hearing a thud, Enid's body lay unconscious. I sighed at looked at the other two occupying the room. Thing raised his thumb in what I'd best describe as a shrug.
"Thing, fetch the smelling salts... Again."
After we go to Enid awake and conscious we headed off to class. Today wasn't a day I felt like sitting next to Xavier, as we were the last two to arrive, yet again, I sat behind him. Wednesday huffed and sat next to him. Earning a confused look from Xavier. Ms Thornhill went on about "sexual carnivorous plants", I ignored what she was saying. Intensely watching Xavier, I saw him wince. Furrowing my brows and making subtle eye contact with my sister, she was suspicious.
"I hurt my back fencing," Xavier shrugged.
I heard Bianca speak up, making everyone laugh after making a jab at males not receiving any after the Rave'N dance.
"Okay, I know you're all excited about this weekend, but I still need volunteers for the decorating committee," Ms Thornhill said and hands spiked up.
"What, you two aren't going?" Xavier asked turning around, looking between me and Wednesday, "Aren't you excited about disco balls and spiked punch. There's even a DJ."
"I'd rather poke needles in my eyes," Wednesday side eyed him, still watching him like a hawk.
"I don't dance. Besides, sounds like every peppy girls dream, do I look peppy to you?" I deadpanned.
"Or... you two could invite someone and have a little fun," Xavier said bending down to put his sketchbook in his bag.
My eyes widened seeing a big scratch on his neck. I looked over at Wednesday who shook her head not to say anything. I felt an urge to lean forward and heal it, but I also felt a pit in my stomach, could she be right? Is Xavier a monster? Or worse, a killer?
Later Wednesday suggested we follow him, which is exactly what we did, into the woods where he went into an old shed type building.
"What is that place?" I whispered from behind a tree.
"Maybe that's where he has the victims body parts," Wednesday whispered back.
After a while Xavier came out of the building and began to walk back down the path.
"Wednesday, I'm still not convinced its him," I snapped.
"We need to do this. Xavier didn't get those scratches from fencing," Wednesday snapped back, Thing resting on her shoulder.
"Well on the flipside his art does come to life, we've both seen it," I sighed as she started walking towards the shed.
I exhaled sharply through my nose, looked around and ran in after her.
"An art shed, how suspicious," Sarcastically stating, I pulled the string, illuminating all the art he had around his shed.
My jaw about hit the floor, "No."
"I suppose every artist needs a muse," Wednesday said raising a brow at me, snatching a couple drawings from the paint covered stool, "Xavier, you just became that much more interesting."
I pulled the string and followed Wednesday out, but not before sprain one last glance at the art. This sure doesn't look good for Xavier, not myself either because I'm vouching for him. Idiot.
We started walking down the path, "Y/n! Wednesday!"
I snapped my head and Xavier came into view, he walked from behind the building.
"What're you guys doing here?"
"We saw you come out this way. What is this place?" I asked.
"It's kind of my private art studio. I cleared it out, fixed it up, so Weems let me use it," Xavier explained uncomfortably.
"How very entrepreneurial. I would love to see inside. Give us a tour?" Wednesday pushed.
"Not right now it's a total mess. Maybe another time. Why are you looking for me?" He asked narrowing this eyes at us.
"Y/n wanted to ask for your help on Miss Thornhills homework assignment," Wednesday said grabbing my arm and pushing me towards Xavier.
"How subtle,"I grumbled.
"She didn't give us homework. Remember? Is this about a certain dance that makes you want to poke needles in your eyes?" He teased, a large smile spreading over his face, "I'm all ears."
Wednesday nudged me and gave me a look. The look said this was an opportunity to cover for us being here, as much as I didn't want to do this, at least not for this reason. But this is our chance to get up close and personal with a potential serial killer.
"Are you really going to make me ask?"
"Absolutely," his smile, as adorable as it was, made me want to punch him.
"Would you... consider..." My voice caught in my throat,  I knew he would say yes, but like I said... I didn't want to do it under these circumstances, " Would you possibly consider going to the Rave'N dance with a certain- Will you go to the Rave'N's dance with me?"
"Yes, Y/n, I would love to go to the dance with you," He smiled, "I thought you'd never ask."
I felt like I was going to vomit, I gave him a small smile and turned to walk away. His face echoing in my head, there's something were missing, I know there is. Once we were back in our dorm Wednesday began to ramble.
"This is perfect, now you can get up close and personal with him, find out so much more because you're going to the dance with him, and because he likes you!"
"Wait... Y/n is going to the dance?!" Enid squealed, "With who?"
"Xavier," I crossed my arms, still feeling sour.
"OMG! You need a dress!"
"I have a dress," I squinted.
"Yuck! No! Absolutely not! You're going to have a real dress, we're going to make everyone's heads turn!"  She squealed, yet again, and drug us to Jericho.
We were in front of a pink flowered covered clothing shop, "The committee suggested we should wear all white, but that's just not gonna fly with us."
"We have more pressing business," Wednesday walked up next to me.
"I don't even want to attend the dance," I glared at the shop.
"But I thought we were bonding?" Enid sadly gave us her big blue eyes.
"We will only slow you down," Wednesday said.
"You're a gazelle, I'm a wounded fawn. Cut me loose and run with the pack," I said tilting my head to her friends, including Ajax, going into the store.
With that she ran into the shop and we went on our way. Thing tapped on my shoulder, pointing, as we passed Uriahs Heap.
"We're going to see Galpin, we don't-," I was caught off guard with the most beautiful black dress in the window.
We heard a chime of a door opening and turned our heads to see Dr Kinbott, "Hi Y/n! Hi Wednesday! That dress would really turn some heads!"
"Are you collecting more exotic trinkets for your office?" I asked.
"I collect them from my travels. That's how I step outside of my comfort zone. Speaking of which, are you two going to the Rave'Ns dance this weekend?" She pressed.
"We're not required to talk about it in the wild, are we?" Wednesday asked.
"Well I look forward to hearing about it at our next session," she smiled.
We both turned and walked away.
"Well only one of us is going," I mumbled.
We eventually made it to the police station to talk to officer Galpin. She pulled Xavier's drawing she stole earlier out of her pocket and placed it on the officers desk.
"We both know that there's a monster out there, so I suggest we put our differences aside and work together," I spoke.
"And this is your stake for me to deal you both in," he sighed examining the drawing and a photo, "I'm sorry but this is not enough evidence for me, but you got some nice detail though."
"We didn't draw it," Wednesday said taking the picture back.
"Well I need to know who did," Officer Galpin said aggressively.
"Unless we're exchanging intel we're not at Liberty to say," I said.
"Why would I share information about an ongoing murder investigation with a couple of high school kids?"
"Because we go to Nevermore and you don't, don't you want some eyes and ears behind those ivy covered walls?" I asked.
"Listen, Velma, why don't you and your Scooby gang stick to your homework and leave this to the professionals?" He stopped as the phone rang.
We both turned to leave.
"Hey Addams," we turned around, "lemme see that sketch again. The person who drew this, is that your suspect?"
Wednesday nodded. I looked down at the floor. I rarely disagree with my sister, but today is one of those days.
"Get me some concrete evidence. Then we will talk," he said and we left.
We were walking towards the Weathervane from the Police Department and I was quite frustrated, "Wednesday, you're tunneling."
"You saw all of that evidence, Y/n. Don't let your feelings cloud your judgment, you're better than that," She snapped.
Rounding a corner, I opened my mouth to argue back, but a familiar voice interrupted me.
"Woah, you two don't look happy. What trouble are you two in now?" Tyler said smiling between the two of us.
"Your father's in particularly frustrating form today. Avoid!" Wednesday said tight lining her lips.
"You're not exactly guillotines and cemeteries either," I mumbled crossing my arms as Tyler looked between the two of us.
"You guys have the Rave’N coming up this weekend right?"
"We must be the only two not obsessed with this stupid dance," Wednesday rolled her eyes.
"So you two aren't going?"
"Actually, Y/n was forced to ask someone as an act of self preservation," Wednesday raised a brow.
"Sure, that happens... I guess," He said confused, "So who is it?"
"Xavier," I said as if it doesn't matter.
He nodded in understanding, a sad look crossed his face, looking at Wednesday almost hopeful,  "And you?"
I smirked and budged in, "Actually, I really didn't want to go without my sister, she's just being a little shy today, but she was planning on asking you."
Tylers face lit up, "Really?"
I could practically see the steam coming out of every hole in her head. Karmas a bitch… and today, my name is karma.
"Yeah," She looked at him, I knew she'd never hurt him, purposefully that is.
I smirked, "Great. We will see you this weekend. Come on Wednes, we have a club meeting to get to."
I walked away, almost a skip in my step. To the Hive we go!
"Enid wouldn't let us keep these in our dorm," I said pinning up our evidence.
"That's okay," He smiled, "I'm assuming this is the monster roaming the woods?"
"You’ve heard of it?" I asked.
"Mr Fizz said it was a bear but i knew that wasn't true, doesn't match their hibernation schedules," he explained, "Speaking of monsters with sharp claws, can you give this to your roomie? Put in a good word for me, I heard she still needs a date to the Rave'N."
He handed me a jar of honey, I raised a brow at him.
"Eugene!" Wednesday reprimanded.
"I know the chances of her asking are just next to zero, but I don't care. I'll keep putting myself out there until Enid finally... sees me," He explains.  
I felt bad, Eugene was such a sweetheart, Wednesday agreed, but she'd never admit it.
"And if she doesn't?" Wednesday asked.
"She will, I'm playing the long game. My mom says people will appreciate me when I'm older. I know they're probably just trying to make me feel better, but-"
"Listen people like the three of us are different. We are original thinkers, intrepid outliers in this vast cesspool of adolescence. We don't need these inane rights of passage to validate who we are,” I interrupted.
“So you two aren’t going to the Rave’N either?” He excitedly smiled.
Guilt rested in the pit of my stomach as Wednesday answered him, “Actually, we are.”
“It was an unfortunate set of circumstances. These sketches are the closest thing we have to a lead to try and stop this thing,” I explained hoping to make him feel better.
“That circle…” He examined one of the photos, “I think I know where that is.”
“Show us!” I demanded.
Eugene brought us into the woods, about a mile away from Nevermore. A circular cave came into view, looking like something out of a horror movie.
“Well this isn’t so subtle,” I mumbled, “How did you find this place? It’s definitely a match.”
“I was collecting specimen. This place is ground zero for horny gypsy moths,” He smiled proud of his knowledge, and probably for helping us find this place.
“Lets go check it out,” Walking forward to the entrance, the other two following me.
“I don’t do well in enclosed spaces, I’m claustrophobic,” Eugene explained, “Do you think its in there?”
“No, but if you hear us screaming bloody murder, there’s a good chance were just enjoying ourselves,” I walked into the cave, Wednesday following.
Eugene followed hesitantly.
“This is definitely its lair,” Wednesday said shining her flashlight.
There was a bad odor permeating the entire cave, nothing too bad to make us leave, just nothing pleasant, no surprise though.
“Are those human?” Eugene panicked.
I examined a skull, “No, more so a taste for venison.”
I grabbed my own flashlight and when I turned it on a pair of chained cuffs were connected to the wall, surrounded by scratches, “Interesting.”
They both came over to see what had caught my attention, while they looked at the cuffs my attention drew to a broken claw stuck in the wall, “Uno out.”
Wednesday says Yahtzee and I say Uno Out… it was a couple of code words from when we were kids.
“What is that?” Eugene asked.
“Proof,” I said putting it into a ziplock.
Now I could prove Xaviers innocents.
Wednesday suggested we went back to Xavier’s shed and find something with his DNA on it to compare. As much as I didn’t want to, it was the only way to prove that he wasn’t the monster. Sending Eugene back to Nevermore we made our way to the shed.
I opened the door and pulled out another ziplock, “We wont be long Thing, we just have to find something to match the claws DNA.”
We went in and I immediately saw the art work again, although he was so incredibly talented, I knew something was off. How could he be so obsessed with the monster? How does he even know what it looks like?
“Found something,” Wednesday said pulling a blood covered cloth out of the garbage, “Now lets get out of here.”
“So I can prove its not him,” I stated bitterly.
“Y/n, just because you have some repulsive infatuation for the boy, doesn’t mean he’s automatically innocent,” She grumbled.
The door squeaked behind us, both of our attentions were snapped to Xavier. Shit.
“The hell are you doing?” Xavier snapped walking up to us.
“How do you know what the monster looks like?” Wednesday immediately began her interrogation, “Or are these all self portraits?”
I glared at her, it not being missed by Xavier. Although, I couldn’t be too upset, I wanted to know just as much.
He scoffed, “You think its me? I saved both of your lives.”
“So did the monster. Or was it you the night Rowan was killed?” Wednesday continued.
“You two are so out of line right now?”
“We’re just trying to uncover the truth. Your art seems to have a reoccurring motif,” Wednesday glanced at the nearest painting.
He thickly swallowed, “Yeah. This thing has been haunting my dreams for the past couple of weeks. I try to block it out, but I can’t, so I just come here and paint it. When I was panting this one the claws came out of the canvas and took a swipe at me. That’s how I got these scratches.”
“I thought you could control your ability?” I asked concerned.
“Not when it comes to this thing.”
“Maybe its just your guilty conscience,” Wednesday continuously pushed.
“Wednes,” I hissed.
“I told you I’m not the monster okay?” He defended.
“So you just happen to draw pictures of it, down to the location of its lair in the woods?” She pulled the drawing out of my bag, “Pretty vivid dreams.”
He came to a realization, “You two were in here. Before, when I caught you outside. That’s the only reason you asked me to the Rave’N, isn’t it? To try and cover.”
I looked at the ground, my voice caught in my throat. I slightly shook my head, he was wrong, so wrong.
“It’s nothing personal,” Wednesday said adjusting her bag.
“No, it never is with the two of you, is it? I mean, do you care about anyone or anything at all? Either of you?” He raised his voice, he looked so broken.
“Xavier-“
I tried to finally find my voice, but he wasn’t having it, “Get out!”
He pointed to the door. Wednesday went first, quickly might I add. Xavier and I made eye contact. His green eyes looked like something in him had cracked, they say your eyes are the gateway to your soul. I began walking towards the door, but then I stopped. I wasn’t about to walk away like this, saying nothing. Letting Wednesday have the only words in this conversation, I don’t care if he wants to go with me or not, but at this point he needed to hear what I had to say.
I turned around and walked over to him and pushed him back until he sat on the stool, “Y/n, just go. What’re you doing?”
“A favor,” I mumbled touching the side of his neck where the scratches lay.
They healed in seconds, “I didn’t need your help.”
“Well you got it. Look…”
“No, Y/n… I don’t want to hear it. Why should I? You used my feelings for you to feed into this little game you and your sister are playing. You two are accusing me of being a killer,” He snapped standing from his stool, towering over me.
I wasn’t intimidated because I knew he wasn’t the monster.
“Well… if you are, you could hurt me,” I raised a brow, “But wait… you aren’t the monster.”
He furrowed his brows. I rested my hand on the side of his cheek… only twenty seconds of insane courage is all it could take. I stood on the tips of my toes an kissed his cheek. He seemed to be frozen in place. His chest heaving as if he was taking deep breaths.
“Wednesday and I never argue, but this… we seem to butt heads with. I don’t believe it’s you, I’m trying to prove it to her… even through you don’t believe I care about anyone… I do care about you,” I said walking towards the door and just before I left I added, “Have fun at the dance.”
With that I left. Broken. If its meant to be, it’ll be, but I guess people like Wednesday and I are tornados of trouble, heartbreak and distraught… people like us are meant to be alone. Oddly enough, Xavier had feelings for me… had, being the key word.
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𝔅𝔬𝔵𝔬𝔣𝔟𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔰 𝔓𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔰: 𝕱𝖗𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖞 𝖙𝖍𝖊 13𝖙𝖍 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙 
A list of all of the wonderful entries for my first annual Friday the 13th Challenge! I will be updating this list annually to catalogue all of the wonderful work my friends and peers have submitted. 
2023 Fics:
Talking to the Moon (Werewolf!Lloyd Hansen x Reader) by @boxofbonesfic. Summary: “Run,” Lloyd gritted the word out to you through teeth like knives as his hands became claws, scoring into the expensive leather steering wheel. “Run so I can catch you.”
Wax and Wane (Werewolf!Andy Barber x Reader) by @boxofbonesfic. Summary: “You were drawn to Andrew Barber like a moth to flame, and now that everything you were is burned away, you cling to him in the ashes.”
Undying Change (Vampire!Bucky x Hunter!Reader) by @geminixevans-stan. Summary: “Reader was on a mission, a mission that caused her to lose to a being that she hated.”
Wherever you will go (Andy Barber x Reader) by @darkficsyouneveraskedfor: Summary: “Your vacation isn’t the escape you thought it was.”
The Night Shift (Thor x Reader) by @darkficsyouneveraskedfor. Summary: “You work the night shift at the local museum and not all history is dead.”
Sleepy Hollow by (Stalker!Ari Levinson x Reader) @onsunnyside. Summary: “Beware the quiet ones.”
Fox Fire (Dark!Thor x Reader) by @syntheticavenger. Summary: “Despite repeated attempts to access a forbidden forest, approval comes with a cost. One that has been centuries in the making.”
No Motive (Serial killer!Stucky x Reader) by @moosereblogsfics. Summary: “Surprise, Sidney!”
Witchview (Steve x Reader) by @buckets-and-trees. Summary: “You wanted out before, but now you were compromised as the bait in your own trap and were becoming desperate for freedom. As he had said famously, the price of freedom was high. Desperation was dangerous. Desperation was fed by hope. Desperation erased the limits of reasonability. You had crossed lines, and you wouldn’t stop now.”
It will come back (Old God!Lee Bodecker x Reader) by @slyyywriting. Summary: “Don't let it in with no intention to keep it. Jesus Christ, don't be kind to it. Honey, don't feed it. It will come back.” -Hozier, It Will Come Back 
The Stalker (Bucky x Reader) by @winter-soldier-101 
Safety Measures (Dark!Vision x Reader) by @springdandelixn. Summary: “The security system you had installed in your apartment was done to keep your stalker away. Little did you know, he's already made his way in.” 
Something’s not right with Mrs. Barber (Andy Barber x Siren!Reader) by @scandinavianfairytale. Summary: “Sometimes ignorance is bliss. Especially with a wife like you.”
K I L L B I L L (Andy Barber x Dark!College Student Reader) by @geniedetails. Summary: “hate to see you happy if I’m not the one drivin’.”
And all was lost (Dark!Steve Rogers x Reader) by @witchywithwhiskey. Summary: “you must make it through the forest without being caught, lest you be forced to give in to whatever dark desires reside in your captor's heart.”
Pretty Thing (Dark!Charles Blackwood x Curvy!Reader) by @bellasburdens. 
Impatient (Lloyd Hansen x Reader) by @flordeamatista. Summary: “There is no breath or glare in the world, but only a faint demonic memory.”
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