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the-math-hatter · 9 months
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Gravity Falls Underused Character Poll
Now that I finally have polls, let's use them.
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chuckecheesekid9000 · 3 months
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The Corduroy/Mecpenton/Beaulieu/Rabbit Family Tree
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So, Here's the family tree of Wendy Corduroy and Roger Rabbit.
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lordofhunger47 · 1 year
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Wendi-Goes
To say Dipper was anxious would be the apt word for what he is feeling, it has been some time since he and Wendy become a thing with both being in their 20s, yet he felt as if he rather fight on some monster cryptid instead of what he was doing, which is packing his things for survival and mountaineering since he was going to go on a winter apocalypse survival training with his soon-to-be fiance and her family. His girlfriend's father is the well-known Manly Dan who if rumors are believed was trained by Manotaurs since he was a teen and is strong enough to snap a person like a twig, that's a person he didn't want to be on his bad side, it was Wendy's idea to spend the Christmas with her and her family in the armageddon training instead of the couple go to some Christmas attendance or party to get his blessing so Mason agreed to it.
 
"Relax dude, my dad likes you, he just isn't very good at showing it." Wen comforted his boyfriend as she and him all packed up and walked to the Corduroy Cabine.
 
"Wendy, that man once tried to roadkill me and my sister in the agent's car when she told him that 'Sev'ral Timez' sucks." He blandly informed her.
 
"Yeah…he has a bit of a temper." she admitted.
 
"A bit is putting it lightly." he responded sarcastically.
 
“But, he knows about you so he is willing to give you the chance.”
 
“ * sight* fiiine.”
 
“Trust me, you won’t regret it.” she assured him.
 
 Outside of the cabin, the rest of the Corduroys were busy being ready for the journey with their packs ready, and behold it was the man Manly Dan checking his supplies and preparing for the trip which he is going to have this time not just with his kids but also with the boyfriend of his only daughter. Honestly, he didn't know how to feel about her only daughter dating Stan's Great-Nephew, on one hand, he is certainly a far cry from Wendy's previous flings and boys he hangs around which is a plus on itself and is the town's hero, while on the other hand, he isn't exactly a 'Manly' man, the first time he met him he thought he was girl, heck even his sister had more muscular than him! sure it was years ago and since then he gained some muscles and his arms were no longer noodly, even then he wasn't exactly the ideal future Son-In-Law he had imagined; however, since he had many times proven himself as a brave individual, Wendy seems to be more active when she is around him(not even working in the Mystery Shack could get her out of her laziness before the Pines kids showed up), and as mentioned before is very different compared to the boys her daughter used to spend time around who were rude, cowardly and insecure(which he internally sighed in relief) he is willing to give him a chance and that says a lot because he hated all of Wendy's exes even from the first glance out of fatherly instinct and their mere look and cocky attitude, the fact that his fatherly instincts proven right all those times so as the superficial observations certainly didn't help either. His sons had a variety of views on Wendy's current boyfriend, Kevin was simply indifferent, and Gus liked him in contrast to Marcus who looked at him with suspicion.
 
“Hi, guys! Sorry if I'm late!” She greeted her family.
 
“What’s your nerd boyfriend doing here?” Marcus inquired, before Dipper could answer her girlfriend did.
 
“He is coming with us, I thought to show my boyfriend the Corduroy ropes.”
 
Dan let out an accepting grunt “Fine then, everyone check your belongings, we move the next 10 minutes.” He walked inside the house to make sure nothing was at the miss.
 
“Ya, sure he can handle it? Looks a bit squeamish.” he mocked Kevin snickering, before Dipper could bite back Wendy came to his defense.
 
“Then perhaps I should bring Mabel instea-”
 
“NOOOO!” All her brothers responded simultaneously in alarm, hence Wendy and Dipper smirking, they met Mabel for the first time when she was in her Boyz Crazy phase, and let’s just say she was too much for them to handle even after she grew out of her phase.
 
“I mean…sure your boyfriend can!” Kevin spoke for the boys as he and they shuddered at the recall of the glitter incident.
 
 
Years ago….
 
There it was Mabel in a monstrous glitter-matched sweater which written 'I'm the trouble' in the Corduroy Cabin looking at the shaking Corduroy boys like a piece of meat "Who wants to read my sparky vampire fanfics?" She grinned maliciously with eyes sparking with madness.
 
 
Or at least that was the interpretation of that fateful event. Since then, Mabel had a restraining order to never be near Corduroy's cabin to her dismay, not the only time she got a restraining order thanks to her completely disastrous pursuit of a romantic life mind you, and not for the lack of trying.
 
“Glad we reached an agreement!” She accompanied Dipper and strolled with him.
 
After the 10 minutes were over they began their journey to the woods which were covered in snow. During the travel Dipper faced difficulties thanks to the eldest brother of Wendy, he gave him a hard time like one time when he intentionally stole his pillow during a night's sleep which forced him to use a rock instead or the constant ridicule he and cold shoulder he gave, to Dipper’s credit he didn’t snap as he wanted to be liked by his girlfriend’s family, though this feud hasn’t been unnoticed by Wendy who during twilight when the group was moving pass a river she chose to finally settle this as she left the formation and came near Marcus.
 
“Is it necessary to give him a hard time?” Wendy said sternly, deciding to finally confront him.
 
“I don’t trust that boyfriend of yours, he and his family are like magnets for trouble, everyone knows that, I just don’t want you to end up with a broken heart again.” he reasoned.
 
"Oh, that's so sweet and considerate of you…if only you showed the same concern you had about my dating life before!" Wendy snapped at the startled Marcus.
 
“Hold on a moment-” he was cut short before he could come up with a retort.
 
"The tattoo guy, that jock from 10th grade, Robbie THE Edgelord ! I literally was a magnet for dregs of Gravity Falls, where was your concern when I dated them!" she pointed at him accusingly, he opened his mouth to say something but got cut off again.
 
"Oh, that's right! You didn't care! You all have been too busy trying to impress father the 'Manliest Man in Gravity Falls', And now, I finally have a boyfriend who isn't some edgy manchild or has a stick in his butt then suddenly you care?? Dipper is more honorable and manly than half the lot of you! While you were busy trying to catch a fish with your fist he faced literal monsters that would reduce you into a gibberish mess! And FYI this is mine to deal with, your problem is you don't know when to shut up spewing crap! You see this face?" She points at her angry face "THIS will always be the face that means shut your bullcrap!"
 
"I-" put more emphasis on her own face with both of her hands.
 
"Er-" her frown got even deeper.
 
  He grunts in defeat, knowing it is a losing battle, and after that, his sister moves away furiously.
 
Just then Kevin moved near him "Wow, she shut your trap real good.” he commented, prompting Marcus to push him away in annoyance which caused him to snicker.
 
As night came, a blizzard of snow, even with their equipment they couldn't continue in this weather unless they wanted to die of hypothermia so they tried finding a place to settle.
 
“KIDS! OVER THERE! WE SETTLE THERE!” Daniel shouted at the group and pointed at the entrance to a cave, so they ventured inside.
 
“Wohoh, even in gloves my hands were feeling numb.” Kevin looked at his shaky hands.
 
“Spread out! There could be an animal here so we better search the place before settling in.`` The boys minus the Pines whined, yet they followed his command and brought their flashlights to check the place. After minutes of searching this place, they found nothing but bones.
 
“ALL CLEAR DAD! Let’s camp!” Wendy shouted, so she left her backpack and started making a campfire with the rest looking for wood or anything to use as fuel for the fire.
 
*Clicking sounds of stones*
 
“What’s that?” Gus heard the sound as if something was walking, he looked over the source of the sound; nevertheless, found nothing but darkness.
*clicking*
 
He heard that sound again so he ready his knife from his left hand with the other hand holding his source of light, he slowly walked and narrowed his eyes to make anything. He thought it was just some rat and how he wished that was the case when he lost a year of his life in shock at what it revealed to him.
 
" Aeeeeha !" A pale-skinned humanoid with milky eyes, dirty and half-destroyed clothes so decomposed that it is unrecognizable what style it used to be, and sharpened mole rat-like teeth appeared without warning in a low screech in front of Kevin from the dark, being startled and terrorized he dropped his flashlight and prior he had the chance to scream his right hand with long fingers and nails covered his mouth from screaming with while the other hand holds him on shoulders in place “ ehheeheee!” Gud was petrified in fear, Dan looked around instinctive and saw one of his sons in the mercy of a thin-pale skin humanoid whose limbs were longer than its body, with no time to waste he jumped and brought his ax down on the thing’s hand which grabbed Gus from the neck, the hand got cut and fell with black blood oozing from the screaming creature as it backed away, quickly Dan grabbed his kid from the back of his collar and moved him away, the whole thing was enough to grab everyone’s attention, soon they sprinted and joined with the father of the Corduroys, unluckily the screams of the pale thing was heard by his kin as well as more and more member of its kind came some crawling from the roof others from the ground like lizards.
 
As the group made a protective circle and lit the place using flashlights more humanoid monstrosities came and surrounded them, Wendy with an ax, Marcus with a hunting rifle, Gus with a small needle knife, Mason bringing his hunting knife from his backpack, and Daniel with a waterfowl shotgun.
 
“What the hell are they!?” Marcus exclaimed with his hunting rifle pointed.
 
"Wendigos…" Mason informed him with his hunting knife ready, he wished he had brought high-tech weaponry if it weren’t for the insistence on using low-tech tools for the winter apocalypse training, as he noticed one of them seemed to be the alpha of the pack which noticeably had red archaic lines across its body with the skull of deer with huge antlers which it wears like a helmet, all it was visible of his face under the skull was glowing white eyes which reminded him of predators with night visions he once saw in a nature documentary.
 
“You are a monster expert! How do we kill these things?” Gus questioned in urgency.
 
“Fire is their weakness, grab anything flammable and use it!” Before anyone could act the alpha screeched which commanded the pack to swarm on them so they used their weapons, Wendy managed to take one by axing on the attacker’s skull which rained black blood out of it till he took the ax off to fight off the others, Dan shot two of them bullseye and used his gun like a sledgehammer when one of the abominations came near him with Gus behind him, Dipper sprinted over and grabbed a large bone from the ground and then covered it’s head with dirty remained patches around it, next one of the attacking wendigos jumped at him and tried to take a bite at him with Dipper struggling to keep the monster away from his head.
 
“HEY! Off my boyfriend! Get your own!” Wendy aided Mason by slashing the wendigo’s head into a flying head.
 
“Thanks Wen.” Dipper thanked and finally took his lighter to light it up, using his torch he shooed the screeching man-eaters and even set one on fire as it vocalized an unholy shriek before it died.
 
Another of those pale cannibals caught Gus off-guard and nearly got its sharpened claws approximately on the shocked kid until his father came and shield himself between his son and the thing, a slashed crimson mark near his left shoulder across his arm, and then punch the abomination on the face with its teeth flying over.
 
“Are you okay boy?
 
“Yes, Are you!?” he asked incredulously.
 
“No!” He shouted as he tried to stop the bleeding from his wound near the shoulder.
 
Seeing that, Marcus tried to get his hands on his lighter till one of the hordes took him by surprise, tossed his lighter away, and before he could use his rifle to smack on it the cannibal threw him like a ragdoll. “WOOOAH!” he crashed into the cave’s wall and moaned in pain. “ Ow! These things are becoming a pain in my aAAAA!” he yelped due to the beast which threw him away now racing toward him and jumped with his fangs and teeth tearing him a new, he would have been slashed into a grizzly end if it weren’t for a flamer aimed at the attacker from a flame gun belonged to Dipper, the entity fell near Marcus as it burst to flame with it screaming until it was nothing but a chartered corpse, Marcus looked in amazement to the boyfriend of his sister who simply nodded and used his torch to send more of the assaulting horde on fire while also being careful to not get sliced by them.
 
By then, the Corduroys followed Dipper's advice and used whatever flammable things they could get their hands on and touched them to shoo and send the wendigos on fire some did some ingenuity to their credit like Kevin using his secretly-stashed sprayer which he smuggled, and a lighter together to have his flamethrower, more and more of them got burned or died by other means until no more of them came, all that remained were their corpses either by fire, bullets or axes and knives.
 
Marcus panted heavily “I think that’s all of them.” he kicked one of the dead bodies.
 
“No it’s not, look, the one with a deer skull is not anywhere.” Wen reminded them, so they stand alert trying to find where the pack leader went with Dipper this time arming himself with brass knuckles, a gift from Stanley on one of his and his sister’s birthdays(though, they had to keep that a secret until now that they were in legal age and only used it for emergency). Unfortunately for the Corduroy’s patriarch, the last wendigo was up on the roof using the darkness as camouflage coming toward him slowly and slowly with its hungry maw opened dripping with saliva for its prey.
 
“BEHIND YOU!” the Pines boy cried out to Dan who in turn back, before he could react the anthropophagus with one of its hands slammed him on his face, for a skinny creature it was surprisingly strong, the rest of the group hurried to aid him; however, it was too late as the thing took a bite from Dan’s right arm between his shoulder and wrist.
 
"NOOOOO!" They screamed as they ran with Wendy who was the nearest giving a kick to the anthropologist's head which resulted in it jumping back to the roof at much distance and hissing.
 
“DAD! You okay?” Kevin questioned in urgency.
 
“I'm fine! I dealt with worse, although I felt a bit dizzy…”
 
“That’s because that thing took a chunk out of your flesh you testosterone-drunk bear!” Wendy snapped at his denial, indeed the abominable humanoid ripped a part of its flesh and now it was bleeding, whilst others didn’t take their eyes off the cannibalistic monster which they could swear looked a bit smug as it chews and swallowed with his tongue licking its lips clearly enjoying the taste, Wendy used her emergency kit to disinfect her father’s wound and stop the bleeding.
 
"You like my taste skinny?” Manly Dan roared at the gazing creature “Then it's a good thing that I'm…ABSOLUTELY DRUNK WITH CORDUROY'S SPECIAL MOONSHINE! HAHAHAHAHA!" Manly Dan cackles madly as the wendigo which took a bite of his flesh starts to look disoriented with its eyes dilating.
 
It took the other in surprise before Dipper blinked and registered "That's…that’s ingenious! You have poisoned yourself with a high dosage of arsenic as a safety precaution!" impressed, ignorant of the obvious.
 
"THAT IS DEFINITELY WHY I DID THAT!" Daniel with his still gritted teeth said in a mix of pain, embarrassment, and a sense of schadenfreude for giving the wendigo 'screw you' in the most ironic way, Wendy almost rolled her eyes if it weren't for the urgency of the situation, in one desperate move the pack leader tried to move away and then in as an act of intimidation it sharpens its claws and hanged his long skinny arms around like wings in an act of intimidation until it dropped to the earth so as it’s bony helmet away from him.
 
"It's vulnerable now! Now it's the time!" Dipper called everyone.
 
"You heard him! Let’s kill the bastard!” Marcus concurred.
 
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-!” the boys and the girl roared with every breath of their lungs and raced toward the now intimidated Wendigo which didn’t know what it should do or react other than making a weak Howell, it didn’t get the chance to decide once the Pines and the Corduroys attacked with their weapons and beat the crap out of it, brass knuckles, axes, knives, punches, kicks all falling on him non-stop till it was nothing but a bloody pulp and died.
 
“You mess with a Corduroy, you mess with all of us!” Gus spits on the beaten dead body in spite.
 
“Not that I’m not proud of y'all are a show of brutality, but can you please bandage me up before I die from blood loss?” the patriarch gestured with his eyes to his cut.
 
“Right! Right!” Wendy returned to him to bandage his injury, whereas the rest collected themselves with Marcus walking toward Mason.
 
“Hey Pines!” He called him which got his attention. “I’m not good at apologies and thank you so I will make it quick.” he scratched the back of his head in nervousness “Sorry about giving you crap and thanks for saving my ass.”
 
“No problem, Water off the bridge, I have a sister too so I get it.” He shrugged, accepting his apology.
 
Gus moved toward the fallen deer skull, after which he took it and checked it around “Wow, a cool trophy!
we now ha-” Dipper snatched the skull before he could wear it on his head and threw it hard on earth, resulting in it shattering into a million pieces.
 
“HEY! That was-”
 
Without alarm a surge of black magic in black came up and turned into smoke which grabbed their attention, there was an awkward moment before someone finally said something.
 
“You’re welcome.” he nonchalantly said and moved past his girlfriend’s youngest brother who was still looking at the pieces dumbstruck Wendy’s oldest brother considering his soon-to-be brother-in-law just saved a member of the Corduroy family again .
 
Minutes later the fire was made in the middle of the cave a bandaged Manly Dan with the rest of the group circled around using the heat to warm themselves and cook their meals on sticks, the corpses of the massacred wendigos were being used as fuel for a separate campfire so that they won’t have to deal with their stinky rotten stink.
 
“Man, if this is what it is like being in one of your adventures, no wonder why our sister is always eager to spend time with you.” Kevin with his almost cooked marshmallows commented.
 
“To be fair, this one just came out of nowhere, it's not like any of us had a way of knowing it,” he remarked.
 
“Bah! Who needs Christmas when you can commit a massacre on man-eating abominations with your family guilt-free!" She nodded to the burning pile of wendigos, Gus looked at her weirdly as Kevin until they made eye contact with each other and shrugged.
 
After a few moments of silence just looking at the fire and processing the ordeal they fasted before Mason finally dared to slap his hands together to ask Wendy’s dad the question “So…Me and Wendy were thinking since we have been a thing for some time if we can have your blessing in me becoming her fiance-”
 
“No.” he gave a fast nonchalant answer that surprised everyone including the dumbstruck Pines.
“bu-but …” Dan’s soon to be son-in-law stammed.
 
“Not until you drink one coup from my family’s special moonshine.” he grabs his flask and pour the liquid into a metallic mug and then gave it to him, Dipper hesitantly looked at the poured mug, it smelled like death and gasoline having a baby, his nose pinched in recoil. He looked back at Manly Dan whose look told him to drink it, he let out a breath and drink it which felt like bile in his throat, after drinking it his face expressed in pain, trying very hard to not throw up with the rest of Corduroys looking at him grinning.
 
“ * BLAH!* it-ts…the absolute foulest thing I ever put in my mouth…” Now he felt a burning sensation in his stomach while he spoke weakly with his mouth tasting like octane, the Corduroys laughed at his misfortune.
 
“Welcome to the family, son!” Daniel gave his blessing and gave a hard affectionate smack on his back in mirth which nearly caused him to fall.
 
“I-i-feeeel…trippy..~” Mason fell unconscious when the effects of the drink came, alarmed his girlfriend came to check him with the Corduroy boys now laughing like hyenas.
 
“DAD!” she roared back at her father.
 
“I DIDN’T MEAN FOR THAT TO HAPPEN!” He defended himself.
 
“I TOLD YOU HE WAS A LIGHT DRINKER!” Wendy's fiance was still sleeping like a sleeping beauty as the only daughter of Manly Dan chewed her father up with the boys still laughing hoarsely, he was now rather dealing with the wendigos than his enraged daughter.
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ilovetvtoons · 1 year
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Cinematic Parallels.
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sidneypoindexter · 1 year
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How the fuck does "traumatized teen boy with a tooth gap and a large nose x flower related girl with pigtails, ft. their third wheel friend (not dating anyone but. integral to the group dynamic) who's a tiny black boy" fit TWO ships I have.
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loudlyhappycupcake · 27 days
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Fictional charters I think the Twins and Aconitum would get along with / be besties with
Liz First!
Mabel - Gravity Falls
Luz - Owl House
Pinkie Pie - My Little Pony
Sr Pentious - Hazbeen Hotel altho they would probably scare this ever liveing hell out of etcher at first
Skid and Pump - Spooky Month
Susie - Spooky Month
Streber - Spooky Month
Cain - The amazing Digital Circus
Millie - HellvaBoss
Fizzarolie - HellvaBoss
Mt now!
Dipper - Gravity Falls
Hunter - Owl House
Gus - Owl House
Pomni - The Amazing Digital Circus
Susie - Spooky Month
Kevin - Spooky Month
Alastor - Hazbeen Hotel
Vagie - Hazbeen Hotel
Luna - HelvaBoss
Moxie - HelvaBoss
Blitzo - HelvaBoss
Aconitum's turn!
Fluttershy - My Little Pony
Ragatha - The Amazing Digital Circus
Wendy - Gravity Falls
Twilight Sparkle - My Little Pony
And quit literally any shy plant /animal loving character
@random-obsseser @keylimepizzapie
Pls let me know if y'all don't want to be tagged in this kinda stuff
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waltj · 2 years
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marivictal · 2 years
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little crossover art i wanted to make, they all went to gravity falls to try and get someone who knows about dimensional travel on how to get back home.
wanted to put the adults talking too, but it would be too many people in a really small room, so they “are in the kitchen talking”
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A Corduroy Tragedy
So...I was reading a tumblr post focused on Wendy (and the Wendip ship, which...I still don't care for, honestly. I mostly read it for the Wendy lore) and I came across something interesting.
And its from the Lost Legends comic. Like Journal 3, it too has hidden messages and I wanted to get mine so I can verify what was said in the post.
I don't have it immediately available at the moment (I left it in my mom's room and she's asleep, so I don't want to disturb her), but according to the post, the message had something to do with Wendy's mother.
And it's that she isn't die at some point, like many of us probably assumed (under the assumption that not everyone is privy to this).
The message hinted that she's trapped in another dimension. Sort of like Ford, but not really. Like, I don't think she's dimension hopping. She's trapped in one place. Perhaps this could give the idea that there are random portals/rifts than can appear and disappear.
And Wendy's mother accidentally encountered one and vanished without a trace. As for when...hard to say. Obviously, it was some time after the birth of Wendy's youngest brother, Gus.
We also don't know the ages of the Corduroy bros (except for being less than 15, since Wendy's the oldest child) and Marcus having facial hair surprisingly wouldn't help in this case because it could be a Corduroy thing, sort like how Wendy's height is a Corduroy trait.
Still, I'll take the facial hair for consideration just to make things easy. Of course, facial hair starts appearing during puberty, usually at the age of 13~16 (though some sources say 11~15 for facial hair growing at the corners).
So, I'd make the guessimate that Marcus (the oldest brother) is probably either 14 or 13 years old. The middle brother, Kevin, I'd say could be 3 years younger (11 or 10), and the youngest brother, Gus, is maybe 8.
I personally headcanon that Wendy lost her mother at around the same age as Dipper and Mabel. That headcanon remains true even with this new knowledge. Maybe Mrs. Corduroy went looking for something or went for a walk in the woods and fell through a random rift.
She gets reported missing and despite an extensive search, she was never found. It made no sense to the locals. Mrs. Corduroy knew the woods like the back of her hand, she couldn't've gotten lost. I can kinda see this as a reference to 411 cases.
And, perhaps, an incredible role model to Wendy.
Because...with a family like the Corduroys, I highly doubt that Mama Corduroy was a pansy. No, she was a down-to-earth and strong-willed woman with a sharp wit. She was an inspiration.
And now, she is gone. Vanished without a trace. It left the family devastated and Wendy in a bad headspace. There is a scene with Manly Dan's vehicle where there is a yellow ribbon sticker attached to the back...yeah.
To this day, Wendy still holds out hope that her mom will come back. And when she does, ask why. Even so, she knows that she's gonna have to move on.
This is...somehow more tragic than just having Mrs. Corduroy die in an accident. Because, at least with that, there is confirmation. There is a body. There isn't uncertainty. But, the idea that Mrs. Corduroy just...vanished?
It has a special type of hold...one that will linger for a long time.
Whelp, more angst fodder! Have at it!
...It's 11 pm and I should be asleep, but instead, I wrote this!
Yaaaay...
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I am suffering a bit and I am taking y'all down with me.
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headcanonfalls · 2 months
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Tourny two: Round One!
our competitors:
headcanon that Gideon eventually becomes good friends with Gus Corduroy
(no explanation needed)
headcanon that Wendy is treated as a maternal figure in her household
(no explanation needed)
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tea-plantz · 1 year
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MASTERLIST
Hello! I’m a new writer on tumblr here to feed into you people’s crazy obsessions! I will probably mostly do oneshots and headcanons, however, feel free to request anything from my list down below. Oh, and also, English is not my first language so please do excuse me if I happen to make any spelling mistakes. You may also feel free to correct me if you do spot any, that is how we learn after all.
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First of all, I will NOT write:
pedophilia
character x character (I will mostly write “x reader” but polyamorous fics with other character are gladly welcomed!)
NSFW (mainly because I absolutely suck at it, but feel free to leave requests, and I might consider it)
What I WILL write:
fluff
angst
yandere
polyamorous relationships
SFW (and maaaaybe some NSFW if you ask nicely;) )
romance
platonic
Fandoms + characterlist
THE OWL HOUSE
-Luz Noceda
-Amity Blight
-Willow Park
-Gus Porter
-Hunter
-Eda Clawthorne
-King (platonically)
-The Collector
-Raine Whispers
-Emira Blight
-Edric Blight
AMPHIBIA
-Anne Boonchuy
-Marcy Wu
-Sasha Waybright
-Darcy
-The Plantars (platonically)
GRAVITY FALLS
-Dipper Pines
-Mabel Pines
-Wendy Blerble Corduroy
-Bill Cipher
-Soos Ramirez
INSIDE JOB
-Reagen Ridley
-Brett Hand
-Gigi
-Andre Lee
-Myc
ENA
-Ena
-Moony
JUNJI ITO
-Souichi Tsujii
-Tomie Kawakami
-Chizumi
-Yuuma Azawa
GORILLAZ
-2D/Stuart Pot
-Noodle
-Russel Hobbs
-Murdoc Niccals
HORROR
-Jason Vorhees
-Michael Myers
-Bubba Sawyer
-Thomas Hewitt
-Brahms Heelshire
-Sadoko
-Norman Bates
-Carrie White
-Pearl
-Pennywise
-Ghostface (Billy, Stu, Danny or just ghostface himself)
This list might change later on
Feel free to send in any requests (with a bit of information like, pronouns, what genre, age etc.) lovelies<3
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mixedinterpretations · 4 months
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( @zedechemist )
It was so stupid - a moment of absolute anger and rage and Gus had let his morals drop and thrown a punch. He'd gotten one right back, but he'd thrown the first one. And that was what got him on academic probation, without pay.
And so, the text to Zed reads:
'Hi Zed, it's Gus. I can't interpret for your lecture this Friday. which means i also cant buy your coffee. Im so sorry, but I'm on probation from teaching. I punched someone. :( and got punched :((( it was the chemistry chair D: if you're ok with hanging around a criminal, I can make us coffee at my apartment? or i have booze!! i'll send my address over. please?'
Long and wordy and a bit too much emotion, much like Gus himself. He's not sure if he actually expects Zed to show up, so when he hears a knock at the door, he jumps up as Chelle starts yipping. "Alright, alright, lady!" He scoops up the tiny old chihuahua and opens the door. Facing Zed is the ASL professor, sporting a black eye and a rather dumb smile. Beyond elated. "You came!"
He leads him inside. "Come on in, please. Coffee or beer? Or uh... wine, tequila, vodka..." He sets the tiny dog back down after she calms, and rolls up the sleeves of his old and threadbare corduroy button-up shirt. His knuckles on one hand are bruised and purple.
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Does Lexa wear ugly skirts along with that ugly sweater like in the movie or does she have a nice pair of jeans to drive Clarke crazy with that 🍑? Also does lexa have an Anya or any other friend in this au? I haven’t seen the movie in a good decade and I can’t even remember if Jamie has any friends lol
No she doesn't have an Anya or anything like that in her life. She had acquaintances in school and friendly people from church, but never anyone to invite her to sleepovers or pass notes to in class. It was always just her and Gus, especially after her mom died when she little.
Clarke remembers the few weeks in 5th grade when Lexa was out of school, and she remembers her mom driving past the Woods's house one afternoon and seeing flowers all over their porch steps. But she never really thought much about it beyond that. Or the fact that afterward Lexa only seemed to somehow get even quiter, never really saying much beyond when it was her turn to answer a question or voice an opinion in class, or to lead some student club's presentation.
And like Lexa said, which was true for everything else in her life Clarke slowly realizes, no one ever bothered to ask her if she ever needed anything, much less if she needed a friend.
As for the skirts 😬 well, Lexa's never been one for skirts. It's not that she doesn't own them or wear them from time to time, but they're mostly kept as nicer options for Sunday picnic socials and such.
This Lexa is a jeans wearer. Mom jeans, mostly, before they were fashionable again. She likes a good corduroy number when the mood strikes her, just to shake things up, but Clarke distinctly remembers the string bean of a girl gliding through most of high school in high waisted jeans that sat baggy on her thighs and hips.
So imagine her surpise the first time Lexa Woods saunters around the counter to grab a new book and holy fuckin hell those jeans are not loose anymore. It's? A Moment. A very eye-opening moment. A very startling moment for her still hormone ridden libido because jesus christ where did all that a s s come from 😳
Girl just-
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wendy corduroy is a 28 year old human based on wendy from gravity falls. they are a gift shop employee with no powers. she uses she/they pronouns, and most of her memories are intact !
INFO.
full name: wendy blerble corduroy
date of birth: september 4, 1995
hometown: gravity falls
zodic: virgo sun, capricorn moon, libra rising
sexuality: bisexual/biromantic
education: high school graduate
occupation: employee at the mystery shack
height: 5′8
hair: dark brown
eye color: dark brown
tattoos/piercings: earlobes, cartilage, nose (just nostril), eyebrow she never wears anymore
markings: faint freckles across their cheeks
mother: linda corduroy
father: daniel corduroy
siblings: markus corduroy, kevin corduroy, gus cordurory
pets: n/a
PERSONALITY.
positive traits: mellow, friendly, daring, upfront, lively
negative traits: lazy, inconsiderate, suppressed, irresponsible, reckless
fears: never making something of themself, never caring to
likes: not working, hanging out with friends, free things, flannels, funny gossip, laid-back but fun nights, good music, hot people, food, chilling on the roof, laughing, breaks
dislikes: working, not hanging out with friends, being told what to do, feeling overwhelmed and tied down, people fighting, hurting people's feelings, crying in front of people, schoolwork, taking anything seriously
hobbies: reading too many magazines, smoking, going to parties with friends, mindlessly scrolling dating apps, snacking
aesthetics: a stack of green plaid shirts, candid photos mid-laugh, sneaking out of (and into) bedroom windows, glass bottles of coke, teasing out of love, sitting on tree branches, book reports with red circled Fs, tangled earbuds, the forest at night, sarcasm painting over real emotions, crumpled up bi-flags on bedroom walls, leaning back in chairs with feet propped up on the desk, lumberjack hats, fingerless gloves, 100+ day snapchat streaks, condoms tucked into wallets, spotify premium, scalding hot showers, unmade beds
HEADCANONS.
wendy is someone who doesn't tend to dislike people. she is pretty easy-going, and while she was seen as a "cool kid" when she was younger, she never alienated herself from the less popular crowd. they were a friend of anyone that was fun to be around, never really caring much about status symbols or judging people for liking things deemed lame. (though they might tease a little.)
the coolest thing about wendy is that she doesn't care much what people think, and isn't afraid to own making a fool of herself.
she is someone that doesn't really hold grudges, opting to forgive friends and boyfriends for the past and move on with a positive attitude whenever possible.
she wouldn't necessarily say that she is lazy... but she is lazy. while she is more than capable of having a good work ethic and making something of herself, she often just doesn't feel like it. though there is more to it than meets the eye; wendy is crippled by the idea of choosing the wrong path. time moves so quickly, and they'd rather choose to be stuck at the mystery shack than go into a major they fail at and get stuck with college debt and a career that turns out to be one big disappointment. they don't always bottle their feelings up, but on this subject, it is something they would rather push down and ignore for as long as possible. even if it haunts them at night. besides, life is all about the moments and she is much more interested in enjoying whatever it has to offer than wasting even a handful of seconds sitting at a boring desk listening to teachers drone on and on.
soooo she skipped school a lot... leading to bad grades. leading to her feeling like she would fail at college.
in their defense, without their mom there to guide them and their dad constantly busy and tied up with her brothers, they didn't have anyone pushing them into the right direction until it was too late and they just felt like a disappointment. it's easier in evermore where their dad isn't there to remind them they need to plan a future for themself; why can't she just mull around at the mystery shack all day and stay out with friends all night?
wendy loves free shit. if there's any sort of lame event going on that she has no interest in, she will most definitely show up for the refreshments alone. and she will eat until she is asked to leave.
has a track record of... not keeping relationships. for various reasons. sometimes forgetting to actually end the relationship. it isn't out of ill will and they never actually intend to ghost someone. they just get bored.
it probably goes without saying that she likes flannels, huh?
if you're ever wondering if anyone subscribes to magazines anymore, wendy is here to tell you they absolutely do. her favorite way to zone out on the clock is flip through magazines so she constantly has at least three subscriptions and she doesn't really care if they're for fashion, housekeeping or wildlife.
best secret keeper. as long as they care about you. if they think it's important, wendy will go to the grave with what you tell them.
bi af, they're so much better with guys than girls. girls are just so... pretty, and smell so nice, and she finds herself getting tongue-tied and flustered and all red-faced trying to flirt back sometimes. guys are cute, but they're just guys.
with wendy, bribery gets you everywhere!
their middle name is indeed blerble. her dad claims it was supposed to be bluebelle and there was a horrible misunderstanding when it came to her birth certificate... they're not really sure if they believe that or if bluebelle is any better.
she misses her mom. a lot. but she doesn't grieve as much as she used to. wendy is pretty good at accepting things for how they are and moving on after a little time has passed. it just... would've been nice to have her there to talk to when they felt stressed, to look after them when they were sick, encourage them when school was rough. now she can look back on the memories she does have with her with a smile, but it doesn't erase the tears in her eyes.
has definitely been to a few feminist rallies and goes all out with their homemade signs.
getting around on skateboard > any other mode of transportation.
boots and converse. no other shoes allowed. the converse is almost always doodled on.
wendy doesn't really want to leave evermore. at least, not yet. if she goes back to gravity falls she has to figure shit out. here she doesn't have to worry about it because... she can't. she's stuck. the future is one big question mark and for her? that's perfect.
if you want the vision just listen to the rise and fall of a midwest princess by chappell roan.
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weeklyowlhouse · 2 years
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doodle 5/40 - 02/07/2022
gus would like cars I think
[ID: a digital doodle of gus porter from the owl house. he is wearing a grey-blue crew neck under dark green corduroy overalls, as well as a pair of teal headphones. gus is peering out of a car window excitedly, grinning widely. the grey-blue background is made up of the simple, lineless silhouettes of a car. /end ID]
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