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lads i'm going to be honest this hasn't left my brain for like 15 hours i love this sequence so much
#it's so well made but especially considering it follows the golden great ape#a mindless beast that's an evolution of the primal side of saiyans#seeing ssj4 come afterward ... the music....the rainbow after the thunderstorm#say what you want about super but this is probably my favorite transformation in style and design#going fucking ballistic rn actually
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wait why did supernatural kinda get the mark of cain like spot on thematically
i’m not gonna write anything super in depth rn (term paper crunch time yippee), but only now did i actually connect what i’ve learned about the story of cain (probably the patriarchy story for a priestly tribe (the kenites), reinforces the theme that priests are priests because they do violence against their own people, etc) with dean having the mark of cain and going fucking ballistic
anyway i might jot down something longer at some point but im just wondering if anyone else has picked up on this
#genuinely not sure how to tag this one lads#supernatural#spn#dean winchester#mark of cain#theology#?#bible#??#idk man
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Ok shifting into ofmd mode....
- ok it's hilarious that stede kissed the bottle lmao idk why he's just such a loser in love I am living for it
-and the trailer playing out in the beginning like a romcom (especially with the music) lmao
-I love stede "he's actually a good guy" bonnet like babe he left your crew YOUR MAKE SHIFT FAMILY, YOUR CHILDREN on a rock to die in the sun
-love the new black beard Crew going FUCKING ballistic love them
-also izzy helping stede become a pirate is what I'm most excited for and like everyone else I'm wondering what drove him to help "stede fucking bonnet" (izzy redemption arch 👀👀👀👀)
-not about s2 but I'm convinced gabriel (nick Kroll from s1 e5 is deffo Simon the devious)
-also idk if anyone's pointed this out but we see izzys hands ?? Have we seen them before??? I don't remember ?? Either way his hands look normal fellas. (I thought maybe they called him izzy hand bc of something physical about his hands)
-SPANISH JACKIEEEEEÈEEEEEE and the swede ? (Also can you BELIEVE I didn't used to like Leslie Jones??? Wtf was I lmao)
-I want lucious to live
-also I get the feeling jim and Ed are going to be beasties idk why just vibes
-Also Ed kneeing the FUCK out of that British soldier was something I didn't know I needed
-I SWEAR IF ED HURTS IZZY IM GONNA
-also Ed painting himself on the bride figure was also not something I had on my bingo card
-also why tf did they mess up that wedding ?? Just cause ??? Kinda funny
-stedes stupid red jacket is a need
-buttons doing Tai chi sounds right. Unphased
-cant belive the first time I watched ofmd I didn't like izzy now I love him so much...that's growth 😌
-also whoever that girl with the sword is needs to come ruin my life
-roach is wearing flowers ? Love the look but why?
-i can tell stede is becoming a man because he's giving me the man ick (lesbian things)
I have no theories rn my head is EMPTY. loving the look of s2. I'm probably gonna cry. I can't wait.
#our flag means death#stede bonnet#ed teach#black beard#ofmd s2#ofmd s2 trailer#i dont feel like tagging everyone again#spanish jackie
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Just watched Nimona. Im feeling so notmal rn [lying throught gritted teeth]
I quite literally knew NOTHING when I decided that I will watch it.
Got suprised positively and felt so many feelings so many times. This was so enjoyable and just done with care? I have many thoughts but I dont know if I could put them all into comprehensible words. Just. All topics were handled beautifully.
I literally got attached to characters less than 10 minutes in. Help me
Some Spoilers beyond this Point
The villain. BOY THE VILLAIN. I hate her so much she got what she deserved <4 I loved how she was written. She believed eveything she was Fed. She lived in fear that consumed her and she was willing to kill innocents for that. She went so far she didnt even want to consider going out of her bubble. Also she could be classified as a twist villain, although its easy to figure out it's her. Even if its not a twist for audience its a good twist for characters + she gets so much time to shine too.
The ending. I understand how some people I guess could say its anticlimactic because Nimona comes back [we don't see her but Its pretty clear lmao]. Personally for me its not an issue, she went through so much and deserves to be happy too. And see that people like her now :] Although I wouldn't mind more tragic ending either, it just wouldve hit me with more sadness than a lot sadness -> sudden happiness spike
At the start of the film I was so so glad that Ambrosius wasn't the 'priveledged guy thats an asshole to the main character' and instead they were lovers :] But also at that point said 'I hope there wont be any falling out!'. Top 10 sentences said minutes before disaster
Also if you could've seen my reaction to nimona and gloreth stuff. Boy I went absolutely insane.
On the topics handled well. I think how they handled opression was really good. They showed how it affects everyone. Even the opressed themselves, that try to find a place in such society, try to have Faith in the system that fails them[ commoners, Ballister]. How at the earliest stage possible people are already influenced into such mindsets. How some people are so firmly set in those beliefs they wont even consider they're wrong. And also the worst of opression, violence, and how it not only hurt Nimona physically, but also how it scarred her mentally.
Some negative beliefs were reinforced for so long, and spawned different kind of negative beliefs. And opression
And I think throughout the movie, you REALLY get how ingrained negative beliefs are in everyones minds.
Further to me, the change of this whole kingdom for the better didnt happen too quickly. Trying exposing the Director ended with her quickly swaying people to her side again, when she played the monster card.people so quickly also believed that such a commoner as Ballister would kill the Queen, which probably wouldnt happen if it was someone form the Noble bloodline... okay its not related exactly to what I started talking in this paragraph. Fuck, people had to see how for this belief that monsters are terrible, the one in power is willing to kill them, along with the monster. And in this situation the monster saved them.
Like also those are circumstances that absolutely would lead to a change I think. There were probably some people in denial but I doubt for long? Authority of power and beliefs risked their people's lives with ease when it came to actual danger. Although the focus should have been on protecting the people, as it always was said before, in the end it all went into killing 'the bad'.
[Um i hope I put this into comprehsible words and that I got the meaning I wanted in there]
I enjoyed the animation, design and music too! Also this world was really interesting, medieval combined with futurism. Really neat worldbuilding!
And last thing, comedy was great >:]
Anyway I hope you enjoyed my incomrehensible ramblings. Bows
#milk sits and talks#nimona film#nimona#also i could tell you all a site where I wached it if you want?#I wasnt sure if I should include that in the post#anyway watching this completely blind was the BEST experience for me
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go ahead lad, throw infodumps at us!
Everyday, every minute my obsession for leon kennedy grows. need him so fuckign bad its not funny. I dont thinka nyone understands how downright desperate horrible hroorendous i am for him. He makes me want to scream he mkes me want to actually bust open like a water balloon hes gonna be the reason i end up in a padded room making out with a cardboard leon hes the reason my ass is going ballistic absolute insane fucking B.C caveman monkey chimpanzee rn im like a caged animal i need to be caged before i create a new world record of the worst fucking flash flood in history since Duck Creek Floods oh my god 7364 i woullet him kick me, shoot me, throw me against the wall, break my legs his voice could snap me in half i swear something purrin and it sure as hell cant be that motorcycle "till we" bro we aint ever stopping i will let him use me tilli look like a rag the whole zipcode gon know his name bro holy shit those hands need to be on e i dotn care ware in what context he makes me go horribly dsysleic bhe makes me forge tmy name, how to spell, how to act properly, i hate pick me's and god iwould never be one but he makes me become one he makes me feel horrible bad thing he ohmygod29u892893
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hello skleech. i am here to ask about the lore for ms. laika thrower of rocks!!!!!!! i am obsessed with her :) how did she meet annalise — or has she met her at all?
Percy you are unlocking a different kind of power in me rn i will NOT be able to shut up about her now hhnng-
ok so i have a few bullet points on her lore and also just how she is:
she was still a young kid during the cainhurst raid, and as you can imagine that messed her up quite a bit, it's actually one of the reasons why she's very quick to being hostile with strangers because she can't tell if they're going to attack her or not, and she'd rather not wait to find out
also going on from this, absolutely HATES executioners. if you're just wearing a piece of the executioner clothing she will go ballistic
she didn't necessarily meet Annalise but she's very much aware of her and always wondered whether she was still alive or not (she hasn't been to Cainhurst in years, and probably would rather stay away from it due to bad memories) she generally admires her and had the church not raided Cainhurst she might've grown up to became a vileblood knight
the rock throwing part isn't anything new she was just always like that
she used to collect pebbles and other rocks and her friend (who i will try and show off soon) thought she was just doing it as something therapeutic, but no apparently she was just fucking throwing rocks at people. she once got chased around central yharnam because she threw a rock at one of the church members (she will do it again)
skittish around horses
she was part of a very small gang of rouge hunters until she got quite badly injured and accidently got left behind, but she got fixed up the aforementioned friend i mentioned (he's a field medic of sorts). she doesn't really like people but she kinda warmed up to him considering he was one of the few people who actually treated her with basic human decency (and also he's pretty patient with her when she's not throwing rocks at people)
i imagine that she would like follow the good hunter around and help with like boss fights, and by help i mean she will 99.9% of the time accidently throw a rock at the good hunter instead of the enemy they're fighting
very unpredictable, like i mentioned a bit before
she's quite awkward so as a way as showing friendliness kinda she'll just give you a pebble
ridiculously fast. sometimes you'll have to put all your energy into catching up with her
anyways that's all i have of her for now, but this might change, in the meantime, woe laika be upon ye
#bloodborne#asks#laika#my art#rambles#thank you so much for asking me about her i am very normal about her#im glad my brainrot of her is spreading
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Writer ask:
Tell us about your current project(s) – what’s it about, how’s progress, what do you love most about it?
Oh god wait now I actually have to talk about my writing on here abort abort.
Ok so I have a (bad) tendency to have to be working on at minimum three things it once. The main projects I'm working on right now are
Scripts. I write ASMR scripts, sometimes for $$$, sometimes for trade, sometimes just for funsies because I thought of one (and then I wave it around at people until someone bites). Right now I'm working on uhhhhh *clears throat* funnel web drider nsfw where the--actually I think I'll leave the details up to everyone's imagination. What I love most about it is that it has my fetish in it, just the way I like it, because I'm the one writing about it. I won't tell you what it is but also it's not what you think (unless you're Kitty, in which case, yeah, it's that one).
Oceanside fanfiction. This is fanfiction that I'm being paid to write, and I have full fucking legal permission to say that, fuck off OTW, because I have permission from the actual creator whom I do work for anyway. ._. What I love most about it is the fact the protagonist is a complete tosser rn because it's at the beginning of their character arc(s).
*a long, deep, tired sigh* one of my friends commissioned me to write omegaverse because I said I'd never fucking write omegaverse so now I'm also writing omegaverse aliens (because the whole thing makes more sense if you just make it another species, and as a bonus you can have hapless actual humans get caught up in their horny shenanigans). This is actually the story the catholicism questions were for. I'm sorry the catholics had to find out this way. (The omegaverse aliens are not catholic if that helps.) (The, uh, space dragons are.) What I love most about it is that I'm getting paid to write it (/j). Actually what I love most about it is my absolute fucking confidence that @hawnks will go completely ballistic for it.
I write BNHA fanfic (singular) and it's good actually, more people should read it. You know redemption arcs? This is the opposite. Corruption arc, ig. My favorite thing about it is the weird little fucked up "we used to be codependent and then we were separated for a long time" familial relationship between the two protagonists. Everyone needs therapy, absolutely no one is ever getting it.
#solitaretalk#ask meme#writer asks#long post#thank u for asking it's SO weird to talk abt my work on here but deadass my writing blog is dead i have to take her out back and shoot her
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i am going to actually deck someone in the face rn i am so fucking hungry ihate this shit what the fuck
ive been sick hungry all day long broskies if anything gets in my way when cooking im gonna go ballistic im probably gonna get sick just from the longering smell of death
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#i just tried taking a quiz for a second time#cus it didnt go through when i sent it the first time#and i had a problem i was stuck on so i was gonna go back to it at the end#and this absolute motherfucker of a quiz not only gives me an error message when i try to go back#but deletes ALL the progress i did on it#im gonna have to take this fucker AGAIN!!!! a third time!!!!!!!!!#im so pissed rn#the one time i actually try and it backfires RIGHT in my face#im gonna go fucking ballistic. no joke!! goodbye#not madd#dogs
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Thoughts While Watching Every Ninjago Season (s1 edition)
(excuse my spelling i did most of this while tired)
Episode 1: Rise of the Snakes
The intro is good, specifically the music but the end card makes them look like a sitcom family
these seasons go through cycles of being unable to do things competently and being op
ooo Lord Garmadon
That is a fucking child, an annoying one at that.
I love how the fake snakes sound like a
What's a wife's tale? Why do only wives have tales?
Publicly Humiliates Child → Child Becomes Evil
Oh, Green Ninja prophecy
The Green Ninja prophecy will cause internal conflict within the team
"no one has ever found the tomb of a serpentine tribe" Lloyd *finds one almost immediately after being tossed out of a village for pretending to have control of the serpentine
Ah yes, they are going to use their extremely powerful weapons that can literally rip apart the world for sparring
The old man yells at them
Now Lloyd has actual serpentine, they have mind control powers too, funky
Spirit Smoke? Never mention that ever again
Kai is a Serpentine denier, how tf does Nya know that the antivenom is in the staff?
Zane "we can't use our golden weapons" Zane *uses golden weapons*
That dude who tried to control Cole is going to cause problems later
Teach us! Teach us! these idiots are stupid
I was right, Cole's partially mind-controlled
Episode 2: Home
The rest of the Ninja after saying Zane is weird because he laughs during sad movies.
Do they have Fan Mail?
Oh Zane's an orphan
Oh that snake guy is named Scales, that's stupid as fuck
"Snakes don't belong in trees"
Bird!
"If I see one girl in here, I'm going to go ballistic" Lloyd is in his woman-hating arc
Zane's arc rn is just Neurodivergent in a house of Neurotypicals
Cole's mind control is a problem.
Jay almost pulled a Peter Petrelli
So they decided to not leave anyone behind to guard the monastery? idiots
They have no home.
They decided to blame Zane for destroying their homes even though he couldn't have known the snakes would go for the monastery.
The snakes are fighting for command of the tribe
Scales got wombified
I miss Zane. Zane! No Zane! *Zane shows us*
He found a fucking sky boat
Lloyd is stalking them
Episode 3: Snakebit
Wake up call is "Evil doesn't sleep so you shouldn't"
the Chore episode
Using their powers to clean things
"He hates it when we tell people he was born in a junkyard"
God, I hate parents episodes
Ed is the name of my dead uncle.
Which ones are these? oh the vampire snakes!
Lloyd is an annoying motherfucker
They have hotel Transylvania vibes
oh his parents are here, which means they are going to die.
They chew on machines and the machines turn into snakes
Jay has a crush on Nya and Nya is Kai's brother
They are migrating? of course, dragons are so unreliable
"Hello Uncle" Lloyd is so annoying
I think Nya is going to be the green ninja
Their weapons can turn into vehicles??
"Does your flute turn into anything? *looks at flute* "I wish"
The boat can fly
The staff slid out of the cabin and off the ship into the Vampire snake's hands
Episode 4: Never Trust a Snake
Zane is having a Dream
Lord Garmadon!
Green Ninja is Kai?
They are punished by training more
Scales and the Vampire Snakes are friends?
Green Ninja has all of their attributes so Zane's dream is pointless in the context of finding the Green Ninja's identity
Lloyd is going to the Anacondrai place and he met a British dude
This British snake guy is sus, he wants to eat Lloyd
We both have no friends? Cool! Let's be friends!
A stupid child is going to break the world
Boarding school time.
Lloyd is paranoid
elevator music
SNAKE BETRAYAL
THE SNAKE DISAPPEARED
L for Lloyd's bowl cut
Episode 5: Can of Worms
I bet Lloyd is messing with everyone
I hate children
Zane is pink
Why does Kai hate Nya so much
smh they are flirting
"But this is the mountain of a million steps
They just went inside but there are snakes on the loose
Snakes say Musicians dni
Uh oh
Kai's worst fear is gingerbread clown elves
They are gonna die
That red bitch after knocking tf out of the ninja after saving them
Kai is high
They are stupid as hell
skydiving without a parachute
Zane is still pink
Scales knows he knows, he knows
Let us blow this popsicle stand!
Ice vs snake, Ice wins
Fridge snakes
Episode 6: Snake King
a lost city?
Damn that's a big city
Green Ninja arguments
Lloyd gets the box
The samurai did their job for them
Sensi Wu loves Ferris wheels
They are all fucking stupid
Kai is being an older sibling to Lloyd
That child is sneaking into snake town
Lloyd fucked up
they didn't realize that Lloyd is missing
idiots walked right into a trap
They are fighting the samurai
Creation tornado
The samurai just saved them big time
Mans got the golden weapons
Kai's separated
the samurai is Nya?
They just let Lloyd stay there with Pythor
AYYY Kai!
Sensei Wu Knows
Episode 7: Tick Tock
Zane is sitting underwater petting fish like Percy Jackson
Oh they are True potential
L for Lloyd
Sensi Wu is off to find "someone who can help"
Snake politics
Kai is just like 'he, she samurai"
The bird!??
really good music for literally no reason
slowly, everyone is leaving and it will only be Zane
Kai isn't giving up
THE FALCON IS A ROBOT??
ANOTHER ROBOT?
That tree is a house
many stairs
ZANE IS A ROBOT???
Sensei Wu is buying tea from a mean old lady
Wait if Zane is a robot how does he use spinjitzu
oh a memory switch, how convenient
Zane's creator died
The Queen!
Zane is op
The snakes are plotting
Sensei Wu is doing some weird tea ritual
LORD GARMADON???????
Episode 8: Once Bitten, Twice Shy
Of course, Jay is wearing perfume and Nya is allergic to it
This is awkward
Oh she's going to die
That bug became a snake
Sensei Wu and Garamdon are fighting like a dysfunctional family, oh wait
Sensei Wu is trying to talk t him but all Garmadon knows is murder
at least he cares about Lloyd
They are brothers
Ah yes, an amusement park
Jay is trying to flirt but he's turning into a snake
Date ruined.
Date not ruined
So Garmadon is evil because of a snake
They are so awkward
Jay dissing the samurai when Nya is the Samurai is the most awkward thing ever
Jay is turning into a snake
Hallucinations
Zane fucked up his true potential stuff
Samurai saves everyone again
Oop, Pythor unveiled Nya
They are going to execute Nya
Nya comes out as the samurai
True Love's kiss saves the day
True potential moment
they're gaslighting Kai
Brothers Vacation
Episode 9: The Royal Blacksmiths
using children as bait
Kai is the jealous one
Cole has a picture of the fang blade
Lying to your parents is fun
Climbing a mountain for family bonding
the mountain became a man
use the bell, son
Cole's dad is annoying
oh they can't sing
Cole's dad is going to train them
"Zane, you're like a machine" CRYING he looks so proud of himself
Pythor and Scales are flirting
I feel like something bad is going to happen between Garmadon and Wu
I was right
when you're farming and a fucking vortex opens up
oh boy, he is coming out to his dad as a ninja
Pythor ate the real Judge and is impersonating him
Zane has butterflies in his stomach
they are performing the theme song
They won!
Cole's dad is proud of him :)
PYTHOR TRIED TO KILL COLES DAD
Kai's still in his 'I'm the green ninja' mindset
Episode 10: The Green Ninja
I think this episode will reveal the green ninja
we start with someone in red clothing stealing the green ninja suit
maybe its cole bc they show the scythe blade
oh Cole is fighting serpentine
so is Jay, so this is either Kai or Nya
It's not Nya
God Kai, you're so embarrassing
SENSEI WU IS HOME!!
"Zane's a nindroid" "Zane's a what?"
Lord Garmadon appeared!
"But Sensei! he has 4 arms!" Love you, Zane
He is a smug mf
He's pure evil but he's still Wu's brother
Kai's impulsive
Me when I sharpen my teeth with a knife
and eat evil worms
When you're on a date but then the Lord of Darkness starts third wheeling you
When you're trying to sleep but your roommate is pondering the orb
Falcon theme my beloved
oh a volcano
dumbass
Nya green ninja arc???? please??
Kai is a fucking idiot
Cole is the reasonable one
GARMADON HAS ALL THE GOLDEN WEAPONS UH OH
Because fucking Kai is a fucking idiot
The volcano is about to explode and they are going in it.
Lloyd! Son! Son! STFU Son!
Of course, they see the ninja in the reflection
THAT SNAKE JUST GOT THROWN INTO FUCKING LAVA AND HE'S OKAY????? WHAT THE FUCK
Idiot Kai took out his Golden Weapon and activated the Volcano
The snakes destabilized the volcano
Lord Garmadon may be evil but at least he cares about his son, unlike my parents who
That is a fucking dramatic show for a lego show
Kai and his self-sacrificial act
LLOYD IS FALLING AGAIN L
Damn Garmadon, 4 hands, and you still can't catch your son
They left Lloyd and Kai in the volcano
Garmadon is screaming crying rn
It's Kai! and Lloyd! Kai's finally got his true potential powers!
Kai passed the fuck out lol
"Dad, is it really you" "yes son" "Dad, why do you have 4 arms?"
what? Kai: "my training wasn't to become the green ninja, it was to protect him" that means that Lloyd is the green ninja?
HOW TF DID HE FIGURE OUT THAT LLOYD WAS THE GREEN NINJA THAT MAKES NO SENSE
Wait Lloyd has been around the golden weapons multiple times what the fuck do you mean the weapons only react now
Lloyd chose one arc
Oh that means he has to fight his dad
The fang blade didn't melt?
Shit writing tbh
Episode 11: All of Nothing
They are all harassing one snake
this snake is like "i hate you" "no i don't hate you"
But they don't have noses
Zane can connect his eyes to the Falcon :D
Garmadon and Lloyd are bonding
Lloyd b like Daaad :((((((
Ever since the Devourer bit me Evil is in my blood
they/them prns for Lloyd my beloved
Garmadon doesn't want Lloyd to be like him im crying real tears
Ooof Lloyd ROASTED his Dad
Garmadon got kicked out by his son L
Firestarter is a lit nickname lmao
Jay is so in love and it's kinda funny
ITS A TRAP OH NO
Oh its Pythor
poor Lloyd has no clue what the fuck he's doing
SLITHERPIT SLITHERPIT SLITHERPIT
they are playing chess
what the fuck is a vengestone
they are pirates of the carribianing this shit
Pythor jumpscare
Nya: I have faith in Lloyd.
Meanwhile Lloyd: Ninja roll! Jump! *falls down the stairs*
This is bad
Poor Lloyd
God Pythor be original for once "You and who's army" mf
GARMADON IS BACK AND HE HAS AN ARMY
YEAH FUCK SNAKES
L for Scales
They are Brothers, your honor
I THOUGHT NYA STEPPED ON KAI LMAO
Garmadons and Lloyd </3
Headpat
THEY :'(((((((((
He is gone
PYTHOR IS ON THE SHIP????
Episode 12: Rise of the Great Devourer
the smoke of future sight
the future smoke says big snake will come
Lloyd gets beaten up by an inanimate object
Pythor is terrorizing children
Pythor is mean and british
Sensei Wu talks about dying
Sensei Wu starts Dying
Sensei Wu stops dying
Pythor has the fang blades again
HES GETTING AWAY
they all start dying
Nya stops them from dying
the snakes steal a bus
the bus is alive
snake motorcycles
"if we drive any faster the engine will explode " that's not how that works i think
Zane is kicking ass while Kai is on the window
Cole just blew up Scales
The engine exploded
SENSEI WU IS SACRIFICING HIMSELF FOR THEM??
LLOYD!
Sensei Wu got his gold tornado
Wu is beating Pythor for the moment
And the train flipped
Pythor is about to awaken the Great Devourer
Lloyd is going to get himself killed or smthin
"Go Ninja, go"
IS THAT A GOU'AULD
Episode 13: Day of the Great Devourer
Season finale!
The Great Devourer ate sensei wu (and pythor but idrc about him)
JAY DONT FUCKING FALL
They got away
Oh they didnt
They lost like 1/4th of the engines
Oh it grows
Oh the classic "we lost it" *sneak attack*
Nya holding Lloyd like a doll is so funny
Screaming Death Core
force ghost Wu but maybe its a hallucination idk
Russian snake
poor Lloyd is too short to be included
LMAO THE MAILMAN DOESN'T SEE THE BIG FUCKING SNAKE IN THE BACKGROUND
Creation tornado
Zane is self-aware
and Zane got stabbed maybe
HE'S OKAY!
his face came off tho
"it's heading towards the city!" it.. came from that direction?
"what's that in the subway?" "a fucking snake"
Jay's parents are gonna die
Cole threw a car at the snake
Lord Garmadon is buying tea
The Dragons are Back!
The snake is going up the building
Garmadon is going to stop the snake
Since when could Zane run possibilities
Lord Garmadon just got the golden weapons
time to see if garmadon can beat him
"You bit me once, now you'll know what it's like to be bitten back!"
the snake fucking exploded
SENSEI WU!
foreshadowing for Lloyd vs his dad
the end of s1
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haikyuu hc | how they act while drunk
includes: swearing, public intoxication, frustration, throwing up & a whole lotta other bs. slightly nsfw.gn reader
bokuto
somebody please get this baby some help he’s super emotional rn.
didn’t actually tell you he was drinking just said he was going to hang with akaashi.
akaashi was the one who called you & he sounded off his ass, so he gave bokuto the phone only for him to start talking about how he wishes he would have asked you to go out & how sorry he was- poor thing was on the verge of tears.
only way he’ll calm down is by calling you as you come get him.
when you get to the bar he is laying on the curb with his arm around akaashi’s leg as kaashi throws up in some bushes. kuroo is sitting on the curb writing on the concrete with a rock
how you managed to get all of them in a car will forever be a mystery-but bokuto & kuroo were sprawled out in the back seat and akaashi was slumpted over in the front seat emptying his stomach into a cardboard box you found in your trunk.
you dropped akaashi & kuroo off at their apartment with kenma.( kenma being the only actually sober person you saw that night )
“baby im sorry. please don’t be mad.” were the only words he could muster in different variations as he clung to you when you tried to get him into the house.
immediately falls onto the bed and begins crying & apologizing. the sight honestly breaks your heart.
“baby im sorry. it wasn’t my idea it was there’s. i didn’t wanna drink. im sorry. im so so sorry.” he sobs into you sleeping pants.
“hey baby you’re ok, im not mad at you. im proud of you.” you coo.
“really?” he sniffles
“yes baby, you calmed down and told me how to get to you and you didn’t even throw up.” you praise him.
a huge smile is on his face when he hears that quickly bettering his mood.
“i love you so much.” he mumbles as he pulls you down into a sloppy kiss.
the next morning he vows to never drink with akaashi again. (does the same thing in two weeks.)
oikawa
the term pissy drunk was made for this man. tells you he’s going to have a few beers with ‘the bois’ only for him to send you voice messages of him screaming careless whisper at 2 am.
did NOT want to leave when you tried to get him to leave. sat on the floor and down right refused like a fucking CHILD.
“tooru fucking oikawa get your god damn ass of that motherfucking ground right now or so help me god.”
“what are you gonna do huh? you gonna whoop my ass? nope you can’t whoop my shit so shut the hell up.”
goes fucking ballistic when you threaten to breakup with him & breaks a table in the process.
iwazumi finally gets pissed enough and helps you get him out & in your car.
lays in the back seat and sobs, begging for you to stay with him.
“you know tooru desperation doesn’t look good on you.”
ballistic pt.2
“EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD ON ME SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DONT APPRECIATE ME. I HATE YOU.”
this mf ugly crying snot and all.
when you make it home he tells you he doesn’t need your help with a damn thing and that he can get his self to bed.
failed miserably and fell on the ground immediately after opening the door. (cue the waterworks)
“baby please help me i need you. im sorry i’m being a jack ass help me please.” he mumbles sweetly wrapping his arms around you as you lug him in.
“just leave me here.” he sniffles when you make it into the living room. you drop him on the couch and go to bed.
wakes up with the meanest hangover and makes dinner for the next week as an apology.
tanaka
angry drunk. on sight type night with him.
bringing him to the party was possibly the worst decision you could have possibly made. within the 45 minutes you two had been there he had taken 4 shots, downed 2, and chugged everything within a 2 foot radius. safe to say he was thoroughly buzzed.
“babe if anybody and i mean ANYBODY looks at you tell me and i’ll kill them.” he exclaims hands snaking around your waist.
the only place your allowed to sit is on his lap. (yes you can feel his hard on)
plays beer pong with noya against kageyama and tsukki ( tsukki’s actually really fucking good) & looses.
he and noya then proceed to try an jump tsukki.
“fuck you you four eyes bastard.” he yells as daichi wraps his arms around him. “yeah, your a filthy cheater.” noya chimes as asahi picks him up and takes him outside. “i’ll be back tanaka & when i get back we beating his ass.”
after that you decide to take him home.
his hand doesn’t leave your thigh as you drive home. this boys hOrnY.
constantly tries to convince you to let him taste you as you drive home.
“ryūnosuke stop it now.”
“fuck babe say my name like that again and i’m gonna have to take you right here and now.” he groans palming himself through his sweats.
when you get him in bead his hands are gripping your ass and his head buried in your chest.
“i love you so much babe.” he mumbles before passing out.
kageyama
super lightweight.
had one shot and a wine cooler now he can’t walk straight.
“honey *hicup* my tummy hurts *hicup*”
“tobio sweety you haven’t even drank that much.” you say stroking his head.
you have to leave early because he has to pee and refuses to go anywhere other than his own bathroom.
end up pulling on the side of the road because he almost pissed his pants in the car.
“can you help me get my pants up?” he asks leaning against the tree for support.
strips down to his underwear in your car cause he’s hot even though you have the ac blasting.
“babe i think i have alcohol *hicup* poisoning.
“you do not have alcohol poisoning tobio.”
when you open the door to get him inside he throws up on the floor and immediately passes out.
wakes up in the middle of the night crying though because his stomach hurts.
you turn on cars and rub his tummy till he goes back to sleep.
i wrote half of this while i was blackout drunk at a party last night soo please ignore the grammar mistakes🥺
#haikyu x reader#haikyuu!!#haikyu headcanons#kageyama#hq tanaka#hq x you#bokuto x reader#oikawa x reader#bokuto imagine
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Thinking abt how if Homestuck was in Glitch Techs, everyone working as a Glitch Tech would go fucking bonkers because someone was using who hoped to run an old obscure “vintage game” that instead was really just SBURB and a glitch would happen, because obviously, Hinobi tech is unreliable, and because reality is already breaking apart where the kids are, it barfs out them out, and y’know that’s par for the course, but you know what isn’t ??? The fact that the gauntlet scanners can’t read them, and it’s because they’re all (in some way) partially biological, as in, they’re not all mashed up with a game entity, and even characters who didn’t godtier have a little “glitch” in them (because it’s assumed and implied that all characters have their powers even before SBURB starts)
Anyone who godtiered (especially Aradia and Jade because they’re merged with actual SPRITES) would make the gauntlets go ballistic because they’ve all merged with a part of the game (because the dreamselves only exist in the incisisphere that SBURB itself provides) but no one can tell if they’re sentient or just really complex A.I. that the game had somehow been programmed with.
Anyways uhhh Roxy becomes a modder, Jade fights with Mitch, and loves hanging out with Miko and Five (Miko bcus they have the same vibes and Five bcus he reminds her of John), John becomes good friends with Five, Dave ironically starts using all the gamer lingo they have until he starts to realize he’s no longer ironically saying them, Kanaya is probably the only other person Mitch will tolerate, purely based on her fashion and self care, and likewise she doesn’t pay much attention to him. She does however, fight glitches and each and every single time she does, she has to get told to not lick anything that bleeds onto her chainsaw after she cuts something up. Naturally, sometimes she takes a lick and regrets it. Dirk gets really into this and dresses like an anime character half the time, Jake gets in on every single one of the adventures they have, Aradia is probably kicking ass, but mostly casually, she’s just there to see how things go. Rose helps detect glitches and helps to avoid them, but usually stays to the side to just mess around. These are the only hcs I have rn uhhhh
#homestuck#glitch techs#homestuck x glitch techs#crossover#homestuck crossover#is this a cursed crossover ?#maybe#but i thought abt it
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@vhsgf replied to your post “this song made me realize i've never written about jason missing zoe”
heather this might be too forward and angsty of me to say (pls lmk if is) but now i am curious about zoe reacting to jason's death and then mirroring w jason coming back from the dead and then finding out his best friend is dead. like it sounds so PAINFUL but like. also i wanna know about it. heather what have you done i-
i had to put my hair up for this. im literally so emotional about this rn,,,like when am i not but STILL OKAY IT MAKES ME VERY [SCREECHES] (also a read more because this is fucking long im so sorry)
okay let’s start with zoe because jason’s death is a traumatic thing for her on like multiple points all relating back to when she was like elementary school aged (im pretty sure i have it where she’s like 8 ish when this happens). before jason and before going into the whole vigilante business – no matter what version of zoe you prefer – she loses her two younger brothers in a joker related accident. he kills them. and zoe… zoe is so,,, well she’s angry. because no one does anything. no one. not that fabled batman, not the police, not the fucking government – NOBODY. and she’s just supposed to keep living her life like everything is fucking fine because oh that’s just the way gotham is. and like why the fuck would she just keep living her life when her barely out of toddler aged little brothers are now dead?? why wouldn’t she want to do something about that?? why the fuck should she just let it roll off her back like no biggie?? (of course, this is a catalyst for her mother’s downward spiral and eventual disappearance, and then keme’s).
then of course, there’s zoe’s powers. at that age she didn’t really understand the extent of them, what she could do with them and all that, but as they develop and her own awareness of them develop, she is faced by like intense guilt and remorse. if only she’d been able to do something. if only she’d been there. if only she could’ve stopped the joker. if only, if only, if only. and like, realistically, there wasn’t much she could do. it wasn’t like she knew fully how strong she was; she’d barely gotten flying down at that point, but then she’s growing up and she realizes she never really had a limit. and she kind of has this complex, i’ve said it before but she really does try to bear the weight of the world on her shoulders, so everything that has happened to her up until this point after the twins die, it’s partly her fault; if only she could have been better, she could have saved them, she could have her mom, she could have keme – she could have her family back.
then, of course, there is in all of this her intense hatred of the joker. and by correlation to the whole fucking issue, gotham city and batman. (ive said that they kind of grow to like each other more, but when z and jay become friends and through their teen years until his death, it’s kind of like whenever youre gay and your bff is gay and you both kind of hate the other’s really fucked up parent who’s okay sometimes but isn’t all the time and you would totally like throw down with them if only there weren’t like,,,repercussions)
anyway, so when jason dies, it’s a big fucking deal. like he’d already been acting weird, bruce was worried about him, z was worried about him, and then he dies okay. and zoe… bruce doesn’t tell zoe right away. he doesn’t tell her and when zoe does find out, she. is. pissed. all of the shit with her baby brothers comes back. she wasn’t there. she wasn’t able to save him – because she sure as hell KNOWS that she could have at this point. and now he’s GONE. AND THIS ENTIRE TIME, SHE HAD NO FUCKING CLUE BECAUSE BRUCE DIDN’T TELL HER!!! she couldn’t even go to his funeral!!! and then, AND THEN, on fucking top of that – it was the joker who killed him. so jason’s death was like a fucking quadruple blow to her.
after finding out the details, zoe goes binary for the first time. and it’s… well it’s scary. it takes a whole lot of coaxing from old teammates and being physically restrained by diana (who lowkey is kinda like why?? are?? we?? stopping?? her?? from?? killing?? the?? joker??) and clark and donna, and they can’t even really knock her out because when she’s binary, there’s only really waiting out the duration of the high until she passes tf out from using too much energy. which she DOES and then after a good long talk with gran-gran, zoe’s going on a much needed retreat with diana to themyscira.
during that time, zoe’s super depressed. like reasonably, so. she’s so exhausted and she’s still angry but she’s also just like,,, so tired. she lost her best friend dude. like she loves jason so much, she loves him so much, and then he was just gone. poof! and at least, at least with atsa and ahiga, she got to like, be there for their send off. jason ends up being another hole in her life, like her dad and her mom and keme. he’s added to this list of people who all were just…g o n e. she didn’t get to mourn them. like obviously, she can, but every time she thinks about jason, she begins to spiral. (this is kind of when she starts drinking,,,, human alcohol can’t really touch her but she does therapeutically – which is!! not good!!) she also begins to distance herself – from jason’s titans (connor holds on with an iron grip and eddie still checks up on her, but rose was just as distraught and kyle is still kind of numb), from the original titans, from bruce and alfred, from diana, even from gran-gran and uncle bell. she fills the void with work as well as the alcohol that doesn’t really do anything to her except make her mouth taste gross and weird and she hates it but it’s become a habit. if she isn’t out doing some reckless thing while saving the world, then she’s at a bar or just sitting by the ocean.
she has bad dreams too, like horrible dreams. and like,,, they’re not necessarily horrific or anything,, she usually dreams about good times, memories with jason or with atsa and ahiga, sometimes some weird mixture of all three of them hanging out together and it’s the worst fucking thing because she wakes up and she wishes she was there too, that she could stay with them, because she misses them so much. she just wants her family back, she wants the family she had before jason and dick and alfred and the titans, but she also wants them too – she wants all of it.
and then it all comes to head with her dad’s sudden involvement with earth and shit. zoe sacrifices herself not only because she carries the fucking world on her shoulders and has a stupid martyr complex, but also because she thinks she’d be okay dying like this. she doesn’t. die that is. she doesn’t die but she also doesn’t come back.
jason’s revival story arc thing is all a bit murky for me bc I kind of like mix the whole waking up and clawing himself from his grave and also the under the red hood storyline (and like correct me if there is a version like that bc like,,, idk I can’t remember). anyway, so jason comes back, and like it’s kind of messy bc of timeline shit but he doesn’t really come back, come back, until z’s gone. like gone gone. like they held a funeral and everything for her. jason didn’t get to go and THAT is SHIT. like yeah, he wasn’t fucking alive, nobody fucking knows he’s alive anyway, but it still hurts.
and like,,, you know what else kind of hurts, is like he kind of thought that after he came back, if no one was on his side – if for some reason literally everyone was against him – he’d still have zoe. that’s the worst fucking part. he hears about what happened. he hears that she literally went ballistic. and like,, jason KNOWS that zoe would have his side, that zoe would be there for him, that even if she might not have agreed with some of the things he’s done, that she’d be right by his side, showing she cares. because like. like I know bruce is kind of stunted with emotional expression, but it’s really hard to feel like you’re appreciated when someone else’s love language is so fucking hard to translate, when you need constant validation, to be told you matter to be shown you matter to them and they can’t accommodate even a little bit, because of their pride or because they have to deem that you deserve it all of a sudden. and like I love bruce, but they way he treats his kids is shit. so yeah. jason feels hella alone when he comes back and his best friend, his rock, his ride or die (literally wfkejvnk) is fucking gone.
jason definitely has nightmares too. he doesn’t know how zoe died, like really know – no one does, because there hadn’t been a body. and jason’s mind can be a pretty dark place already, add on top of that the nightmares about his best friend dying the same way he did, or being like dick, who actually witnessed the explosion that ‘killed’ zoe. he can’t even fathom what zoe went through with his death, but eventually, as jason kind of comes back into the batfam and shit, he also kind of gets to be with the last of zoe’s family. gran-gran and uncle bell are much warmer than bruce wayne and that too big mansion and that cold fucking cave. jason goes to the ranch a lot, or finds himself at uncle bell’s antique shop whenever he needs a breather, to just be alone with something that close to zoe.
they literally both go through that period where they’re extremely reckless with mourning and regrets and fuck i never got to say this and fuck what could I have done differently, what could I have changed if I’d been there? but where jason is able to recover more effectively, zoe doesn’t do so well in space.
really, that song had triggered thoughts about jason going through her things, the things she left in his bedroom – that bruce refused to touch or move or anything – and just thinking back on their life together. it was definitely shorter than they expected and when jason thinks about it, it’s a whole bunch of salty anger and throat swelling sadness that has him kind of crippled. because like,,, he also knows how the twins died, he knows how it happened, not only did he have the firsthand accounts from those most effected, but also like, he read the reports. he KNOWS, and he feels kind of guilty, just a little bit, that what he did put her through a similar version to losing her baby brothers.
NREJKVNERLFEWLFJNEKR FUCK OKAY I THINK I NEED TO STOP LIKE THIS IS OBVIOUSLY JUST A BIG DUMB BUT BFJKERNFKJEN F U C K OKAY
#vhsgf#h replies.#look they make me fucking cry#their relationship hurts me so bad#and fuck whenever they MEET AGAIN!!!#LITERALLY SO FUCKING RECKLESS TTRYING TO KEEP THE OTHER FROM EVER LEAVING THEM AGAIN LIKE HAHA SIKE BITCH#I DIDN'T COME BACK FROM THE DEAD ONLY FOR NOTHIN#YOU'RE NEVER GETTIGN RID OF ME AND IM NEVER GETTING RID OF YOU#oc: zoe huang#this is also so fucking rambly i apologizeee#suicide /#depression /#death /#alcohol /#ask to tag
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Headcanon request: how about a stepmom!pepper with a reader (who is the stepchild) who is really chaotic and gets in a lot of trouble and how Pepper deals with/reacts to it
warnings: angst anGST ANGST MORE ANGST,, a whole lot of tony being a bad parent?? this is suuuuuper long im so sorry im sorry
and sorry this was more tony + pepper than just pepper 😅
disclaimer: kids please do not be like y/n they are a bit of a dumbass some times dont shoplift or just generally commit felonies ok great :)
• so
• you were a badass to put it lightly
• or a pain in the ass
• depends on who you ask
• you were also tony starks daughter
• a combination of neglect in your earlier years + being left alone in a giant compound for weeks on end = a rebellious teeanager
• you started to shoplift and making graffiti on buildings
• mind you it was all illegal
• subconsciously you wanted tony to notice and finally treat you like his child but no
• a woman with the name of pepper potts noticed instead
• actually she was always the one to clean up the mess you made
• you weren’t on the best terms seeing as she wasn’t your mother
• some nights you could hear sreaming from the master bedroom, most of the screaming was about you
“-anD I HAVE TO FIND OUT FROM A RANDOM PERSON WANDERING AROUND THE COMPOUND THAT YOU HAVE A CHILD. UNBELIEVABLE ANTHONY. I CANT BELIEVE YOU!”
• pepper didn’t like you
• you didn’t like pepper
• it worked quite well didn’t it?
• the routine went a little like this:
- y/n does something dumb or illegal
- y/n gets caught
- pepper bails y/n out
- pepper gives y/n a lecture
- y/n doesn’t listen
- rinse and repeat
• today you were bored
• so time to do something dumb!!
• yay?
• you decided to just be an asshole to all the teachers today and see what happens
• well it ends in pepper screaming at you in the principals office on a tuesday morning
• yeah you didn’t even make it to lunch...
• yikes
• next day you had detention for a week and you were also still bored
• you stole some shit
• and you got caught
• and you were sent home
• and tony was mad
• and pepper was ballistic
• you were now grounded and had detention for the rest of the month
• yay
• good job y/n
• now you were never really that guilty over all the things you did
• but one night as you tried to sneak out you walked past pepper and tony’s bedroom
• tony was out on a business trip
• and you could hear pepper crying and mumbling to herself
• things like:
“i just want to help them...”
“tony doesn’t care im the only one trying”
“fuck fuck fuck why??”
“i just... i can’t... i..i..”
• oh shit
• now you felt really guilty
• dammit
• you went back to your room and sulked
• you made your mind up to be nicer
• stop doing illegal stuff
• ya’know?
• and you made the personal and mental promise to not be an asshole delinquent anymore
• you really tried to improve, and after a few years you would laugh and cringe when someone metioned your “rebellious years”
• you redirected your desire to make graffiti by making other art
• (top grades in art class hehe)
• and you didn’t shoplift now that tony trusted you with money
• you could just buy stuff instead :)
• (then again when you shoplifted it wasn’t to get stuff it was for the adrenaline rush, which you replaced by doing sports and stuff)
• anywho
• you were a good kid™️ now
• you got closer to tony and pepper
• (shh dont tell anyone but multiple times you have called her mom accidentally shhh)
• you were not an avenger
• sadly :(
• but still very engaged and a valuable asset to the team in the way that you knew how to get information
• they never asked how or why you knew exactly how to take down that russian mafia and frankly
• they did not want to know
• seeing as you “helped” on missions you were also listening to the comms most of the time when they were out
• for example, you were right there with pepper, screaming at tony when he jumped on that flying donut
• you were right there when he came back too
• and for 5 years you lived with your new baby sister morgan
• you were a bad influence tbh but eh what can ya do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• she was your only sister
• and alSO IT WAS NOT YOUR FAULT THAT SHE SWEARS FREQUENTLY!!
• AND NOT YOUR FAULT THAT SHE STARTED QUOTING VINES ONE DAY NOT YOUR FAULT, PEPPER IDK WHERE SHE GOT IT FROM
• of course, those 5 years were hell because so many of your friends were dead
• you became a bit of a recluse in a way
• but when natasha and the rest of the crew came, well
• you BEGGED tony to at least try to fix what happened 5 years ago
• and he did, all for you
• kinda
• you were with also pepper and tony in the battle in endgame with a suit that he had made with you just for fun
• you were also there when he got the infinity stones and snapped his fingers
• deep down, you knew that all of this, saving the world, wouldn’t come without a price
• you hated it but it was true
• somehow, it was still so hard to let go of your father
• even after all those years of neglect
“no no no no please dont go, dad please. i don’t... who else is going to give me ice cream at 2am?? why? please don’t leave! dad no! NO!”
• fuck now i’m crying
• it was one of the hardest things to do, to have to let go of him
• you kinda got through it even if you missed him so much
• after the events of endgame you became ironman 2.0
• not really, you had another name that i cant think of rn shh but you used the suit he made for you
• you got closer to peter, and you may or may not have a little tiny isty bitsy crush on him
• he was your partner in crime, though actually you two faught crime together
• you helped pepper raise morgan
• but no matter how hard you tried, when she asked about her dad you couldn’t keep it together
• happy also helped you through a lot
• including a shit ton of cheeseburgers with him and morgan
• pepper loved you and you two have an inseparable bond after all the shit you’ve been through
• you love her
• but even if you love her, you ended up breaking your promise once
• you needed to spray paint something
• when you were done, you smiled through your tears
• peter was crying too, and you hugged each other as you stepped back to admire the artwork
#fuCK IM SO SAD RN#AHHHH D:#and im so sorry im writing this on mobile so i cant make the little#keep reading link thingy#i will once i can get to my conputer tho#sorry#pepper potts x reader#pepper potts#imagine#platonic imagine#mcu#marvel#hc#headcanon#x reader#tony stark#tony stark x reader#morgan stark#peter parker#peter parker x reader
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Why the fuck every single time I try to help out a hoe, I also get backstabbed by another hoe? Like honey this shit ain’t even fair, if this is what happens when you good, then I aint finna fuck with this shit no more. You act like like you’re nice and shit, but we both know damn well that your mouth filthy as fuck. I know you fucking got them double standards cuz when he do the dirty shit and talk ass shit, nothing ever happen to him, but when I do some slight shit that literally cuz I needed some friends, MY FUCKING GOD, THERE’S A WHOLE GODDAMN SCANDAL!!! AND THEN EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE SHUT DOWN! IM NOT EVEN SAYING LIKE EVERYTHING IS UNFAIR ABOUT THE DIRTY SHIT BUT IM ALSO SAYING LIKE JUST IN GENERAL! Y’ALL ALWAYS TRY TO FIND A WAY TO TURN IT INTO “MY FAULT” EVEN THOUGH I AIN’T EVEN DOING SHIT! I SERIOUSLY AM JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU BOTH OUT! LIKE FR I WAS UP SO I COULD HELP HIM OUT, BUT THEN YOU ABOUT TO FINE MY ASS FOR BEING UP LIKE THE ACTUAL FUCK??! HE WAS UP AND RECORDED ME AND SENT SHIT TO HIS FRIENDS ABOUT ME TO RUIN MY FUCKING LIFE, BUT YOU DIDN’T EVEN CARE!!! HE DIDN’T EVEN APOLOGIZE IN THE END, HE JUST LOOKED HIS DUMB FACE AT ME BUT YOU DIDN’T EVEN GET MAD, YOU JUST PUT ALL THE BLAME RIGHT BACK ON ME! I GET IT, HE MENTALLY ILL AND SHIT BUT WAKE UP!!! I SUFFER TOO!!! WE ALL IN A HOT PILE OF SHIT BUT THE REASON WHY I’M STRONGER IS BC YOU TREATED ME LIKE SHIT SO I HAD TO LEARN TO STAND UP BY MY FUCKING SELF! REMEMBER, YOU DIDN’T GIVE A FUCK WHEN I TOLD YOU I WAS HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN!!! YOU SAID I DESERVED THAT SHIT, YOU SAID THAT SHIT WAS HEALTHY FOR ME!!! YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING ASS BITCH!!! SO IF YOU WANT YOUR SON TO BE STRONG TOO, THEN MAYBE DON’T BABY HIM AS MUCH!!! Look, I know it’s hard, AND I GET IT, BC YOU DON’T WANT HIM TO END UP AS A FUCKING FAILURE IN YOUR EYES (I know I’m not a failure, it’s hard sometimes, but I have my worth... and I make the second highest income in the family so fucking suck that) BUT SERIOSULY SOMETIMES YOU LATCHING ONTO HIM SO MUCH AND NOT GIVING HIM FUCKING SPACE LITERALLY FUELS HIS MENTAL ILLNESS! BC I KNOW DAMN WELL YOU DID THAT TO ME! YOU GAVE ME ZERO SPACE WHAT SO FUCKING EVER AND THAT MADE MY MENTAL ILLNESS WORSE AND IT MADE YOURS EVEN WORSE TOO BC (LET’S ALL GET FUCKING REAL OKAY) YOUR MENTAL ILLNESS COULD NOT STAND TO SEE MY FACE! EVERY TIME YOU SAW MY FUCKING FACE, YOU WOULD GO FUCKING BALLISTIC, LIKE MY OWN FACE TRIGGERED SOMETHING IN YOU! You bloody ass liar, you act like nothing happening, but I know damn well who your bets are on. I know damn well that you have more faith in him than me. I get it, it’s like a business and stocks. You see which one is doing better short term, and try to guess from there. But fucker, I ain’t no damn business and I most definitely am gonna succeed, you’ll see. I might be the scape goat rn (at first I was it was you that shitted on me, and now it’s fucking him), but I will definitely get there. You’ll see. SO STEP THE FUCK UP AND FIX WHAT YOU DID. BC THIS HOE CAN’T EVEN APPRECIATE THAT I’M LOOKING OUT FOR HIM, SO DO IT! GIVE HIM A TASTE OF WHAT YOU GAVE TO ME, LET HIM KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO LOSE, LET HIM KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO LOSE YOUR BEST FRIEND, YOUR HAPPINESS, AND HALF OF YOUR LIFE!!! LET HIM UNDERSTAND THAT SOMETIMES, NUMBERS DON’T MEAN ANYTHING UNLESS IT COMES IN THE FORM OF MONEY. LET HIM KNOW THE TRUTH. SHOW HIM THE TRUTH, THE ENTIRE RAW TRUTH THAT YOU GAVE ME. Only then will it be fair to judge me on what I did, and why I did it. Don’t you dare give him a sugar-coated part of my journey so he can come out of it saying it was “a walk in the park”. Don’t you dare. He laughs in my fucking face every single chance he gets... don’t you know it’s humiliating? Of course you know. You’ve been backstabbed many times before too. By your trusted friends. Oh what a coincidence, just like me! Don’t you get it? I’m willing to help you, I’ve tried to help you so many times, but you never listen! I’ll be here for you, I’ll be here to help. Trust me, I’ve been through it and I know some “people” we meet are very cruel. I get it. I’ve seen it, I’ve been through it. It’s okay, it won’t scare me. I know it all, cheating and a lot of other bullshit, I’m not scared to hear it. Whatever it is, tell me, so I can help you. Tell me, so you won’t be sad anymore. And I know sometimes the fix is not as quick as that, but even if I can get a little bit of it off your chest, I know it’ll be a good step towards potential success. I know it gets crazy sometimes, but I love you... you did a lot for me before, and now it’s my turn to be here for you <3
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Episode 10 | “Calm before the storm” - Amir
so jordan pines went home, and im at peace. he was acting in a way to actively be detrimental to my game, and he also was bringing this kind of toxic energy to the game that i'm very much glad to see go. i also have... never felt such fear as when jordan called me out of the blue yesterday KJHASDFJKLASLKJFAS
also i kinda wanna write an apology to kendall here? i made this whole ramble at tribal about how we shouldn't make this game personal, but i've also talked about how i dont like her energy and this kind of stuff, and i just wanna apologise? i think i had mega-preconceptions of her and just because we dont always 100% click as people doesnt give me any excuse to be rude! im gonna do better, that's the mission.
moving forwards, me and tj squashed our beef which is fun. apparently people think i leaked that lovelis was the vote to him which JKASDLFAS hello?! i sure did not. also i wonder who leaked to jordan that he was the vote? i kind of assume someone told tj, who told jordan? jake suggested devon which i could see.
i think this round jake is going to want duncan gone, but i think i want augusto gone? i think amir is a beauty who i want around because we are winners and i also? really like amir on a personal level. and then kendall is sweet, and also i think less threatening, while i could see augusto being able to continue to wriggle through which is scary.
anyway so:
who i'd vote as a juror: autumn > jake > amir > devon > augusto > duncan > kendall > adam > tj
ideal bootlist: augusto > duncan > tj > kendall > amir > autumn > f4: me/adam/devon/jake
I LOVE Autumn with my entire soul by the way, but I also do think its becoming apparent that I... would be a complete clown to go to the end with her... but i also do not think i can vote her out, so i hope someone else does...anyway we will see hehe
Jordan Pines really left… I’m gagged! A whole lot of buffoonery went down during the last few hours and I felt like I had to talk MULTIPLE people off a ledge when it came to flipping. Devon for whatever reason wanted to use his double vote and get out Duncan or TJ but imo, those are very easy votes and we need to save the double vote for something that packs a punch. Adam told me if we should join Jordan in his plan to vote Duncan (which Jordan never told me about so I didn’t want to make it anyway) but I told Adam that if Jordan stays, he’ll go on a revenge rampage and who would be able to stop him. Not only that, but I know Adam and Autumn are close so I told him that we need to build more allies/connections so keeping Jordan could alienate people from working with us like Autumn. Even with Kendall, she did not want to do it for most of the round but as sis had to put his foot DOWN with all these people because Jordan leaving really helps me. I feel I did good also at getting TJ to really trust me? I let him know that he could be receiving votes and that Jordan’s name was out there and we really connected on being scapegoated by the others that round which helped. It’s interesting xoxo
Amir and I were talking about being scared of making match ups for this immunity and then I was starting to think about the tribe dynamics and who might be working with who.
Side 1: me, Amir, Kendall (Devon lowkey)
Side 2: Autumn, Ali, Adam, Jakey (?)
Loose ends: Duncan (tighter with Autumn and possibly Jakey), TJ (tighter with Devon, Kendall, and myself)
Am I perfectly right? Probably not but that’s just what I’m observing tbh. I do feel good that my connections to certain individuals (Devon, Jakey, Autumn, TJ, Adam) might be pretty strong which is cute! What I see happening is that Duncan leaves this vote (which is what I really really want), Ali or Kendall next vote (Ali is THE move I want to make because he and I are playing similar and he scares me. It would only be done if me/Kendall/Amir/Devon + his extra vote make it happen. I can see Kendall leaving since there would be big Beauty numbers still in the game which I get. I don’t wanna see her leave because I adore her but in a way, maybe it’d be good for my game idk?), and after that Autumn leaving would be KEY. After that, it’d be me/Amir/Devon/Adam/TJ/Jakey I think? And I don’t feel bad about that in the slightest. I’m getting ahead of myself but I’m a Virgo Sun AND Rising, it’s what I do ghfjdksl
It’s like 1 AM and I’m bored but I’ve been in so many alliances for some reason ghfjdks
OG Hathor: Bringing Sexy Back (me, Amir, Kendall, Connor), Leaning Tower of Penis that is also french (me, Amir, AJ, Connor, Kendall), Quadruple A Batteries (me, Amir, AJ, Adam), and The Soviet Oreo Cheesecakes (me, Kendall, Austin).
NuThoth: Thots R Us (me, Amir, Kendall, Jakey, Scott), Beauty/Brain Sandwich (me, Amir, Devon), Sexy Procrastinators (me, Kendall, Amir, AJ), and Hehehehe (me, Amir, Kendall, Scott).
Merge: dumb betches (me, Amir, Kendall), Beauty/Brain Sandwich (me, Amir, Devon), real riders (me, Amir, Devon, Autumn)
Not to mention the one on one alliances I have too (me/Jakey, me/Devon, me/Amir, me/Kendall, me/Autumn [ish], me/Adam [ish], me/TJ [ish]) like I-
me after that entire round
https://twitter.com/TheMemesArchive/status/1248726674440695809?s=20
I had to take a day off Skype just to process but now that I'm back? Let me just say that was a masterpiece and some of my finest work. I really orchestrated Jordan Pines' demise from start to finish without getting a vote or an idol played a round BEFORE an all flash game round. I love that he said we've been planning this for a long time and I just wanna clarify. I ALWAYS wanted Jordan Pines out, I just never thought he would play into my hand that fucking early lmaaaaooo. The tea is I just wanted Jordan or TJ to be captain because they've been sitting on their asses all game and have never had to actually work to not be targeted or god forbid earn being in a good spot. Like the winners are awake, the POC's are awake, Devon's been to 50 tribals so he's awake, Jake almost died so he's awake, and Kendall knows she's on borrowed time so she's awake. Miss Jordan and TJ however? They're just along for the ride and I'm sorry if I'm not trying to carry anyone to Final 4 just so I get 4th. But no I had no idea that me organizing the captain thing would set it all off but here we are.
These boys really thought y'all- they really thought they did something by choosing the bottom half of the list and hanging me and Duncan high and dry in the process wouldn't mean the end of that alliance. Oh OF COURSE it's the end and it gave me permission to now movely free about the cabin. That Jordan vote was airtight for 21 hours, got leaked, and still worked so know that I will be coming to collect my flowers when this is all over. AND it gets better because soooo many people told on themselves leading up to that vote. Between Duncan snatching immunity from Augusto after agreeing to vote Jordan and then pressuring Devon to vote Jordan in the final minute to Jordan going ballistic on the whole cast and people wanting him out just to have peace again, I have never been prouder of my gameplay lmao. I really turned on an alliance but got the allies to piss a bunch a people off in the process, which sealed the fate of Jordan, Duncan, and eventually TJ. I pushed one whole domino y'all and it done set the course of the ENTIRE merge I'm screaming
God is really that good. Like all the men losing trust amongst each other?? Ugh it's glorious. Adam mad at Duncan for lying to his face and pretending that he never wanted Adam out. Amir mad at Duncan for never telling him about that alliance in the first place. Augusto mad at Duncan for snatching immunity all over Jordan just for it to get snatched from Jordan anyway. Jordan mad at Amir, Duncan, Ali, and the whole motley crew because "they were supposed to be friends." Devon and Jakey mad and want each other out because Jakey is onto Devon and they each want TJ to themselves. And I'm over here playing Veronica Mars trying to figure out who the rat is. WHEN I SAY I CANNOT MAKE ANY OF THIS UP
But if there's one thing we can all agree on is that it's time for Duncan to go lmao I am getting NO votes in the end I love it. Literally name an ally I won't kill
https://twitter.com/TheMemesArchive/status/1248726674440695809?s=20
heyo so... im having a kind of upsetting realisation right now, which is that i think i'm setting myself up for a path that ends in me being a losing finalist. autumn is legit the love of my life, but rn my game is too autumn-centric, and then my information is like a one way tunnel to jake. SO i need to turn my game around, because even tho i think i can get away with my lesser game presence so far as a winner, i cant keep coasting. i think at f9 i can ramp it up, i need to use f10 to set myself up.
i think adam/devon are going to be crucial to my game and my differentiation from jake. i am gonna make moves that go against his agenda, because i know i can. i have idols to force through what i want to happen, so its time i get that done.
goal bootlist: duncan > augusto > tj > kendall > autumn (!!) > amir > f4: me/jake/devon/adam and i boot out whoever is the biggest jury threat
BY JOVE I HAVE DONE IT I HAVE TURNED ALL MY FEELINGS INTO MEMES!!!!!!!!!
PUT LEAST TRUST WORTHY PERSON IN THE GAME? MEME
HAVING TO VOTE OUT MY OLDEST TUMBLR SURVIVOR FRIEND? MEME
SPILLING TO SAID TUMBLR SURVIVOR FRIEND THEY WERE GOING? MEEMEEEEEEEE
PUT IN A CHAT IN ORDER TO SAVE TUMBLR SURVIVOR FRIEND AND ACTIVELY CHOOSING NOT TO SAVE HIM? MEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PERSONAL ISSUES??? MEEMEEE
THAT'S RIGHT NO LONGER DO I HAVE THE CAPACITY TO CRY OR SMILE OR CRY AGAIN IT IS ALL MEMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AJKDFADFJKSFADJKSKJDSDKSFMNVNVANFKKAVNNKVN
MY SANITY IS GONE AND SO IS MY FEELINGS!!!!!!!! ALL HAIL OUR DEAD SAVIOR JORDAN PINES HAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Well well well....Going from 16th place on a unanimous vote to a guaranteed spot in the final 9 feels pretty nice.
I've been able to leverage my double vote as a source of trust to others, and this could be the round in which I send out Duncan from this game. So ironic that he's the one on the bottom after all this time.
I feel like I'm in a strong position in this game, but I'm playing with fire:
- 2 person alliance between me/Kendall
- 3 person alliance between me/Amir/Augusto
- 2 person alliance between me/Ali
- 2 person alliance between me/Adam
- 4 person alliance between me/Amir/Augusto/Autumn
- 2 person alliance between me/TJ
This basically leaves my options past this round to Jake or a blindside.
oh unkie dunkie. oh unkie dunkie. everytime we play together you underestimate me, and for what.
literally duncan is pulling a jordan and trying to pull in the beauties as like.. one round numbers... like did you not see with jordan that that does not work hello? the beauties have brains and can see you are just trying to pull them in for a single vote like make it make sense. so duncan is gone tonight and im at peace.
and then moving forwards i want adam around for the LONG HAUL. we had a great talk today and he is so fun!! i feel bad because i lied about the idol but hopefully i'll play it in a mutually beneficial way. i think a good f3 would be me/adam/devon? so the plan is
bootlist:
kendall > augusto > tj > autumn (!!) > amir > f4: me/adam/devon/jake (i think?)
but getting jake to vote tj will be hard. but having all three winners at f6 would be PERF for me.
ok hello confessional time, ive been trying to cut back to like 1 confessional a round to make sure i dont just ramble on and on and keep the tea as organized as possible because things switch like a dime in this game, so to start, i think last thing i mentioned was how jordan was probably going home, even though i had told him to start a campaign against duncan, which he did and then i ended up not going with it hsfkdj love my mind, the bipolar TRULY jumped out.... however hehe now that jordan is gone, and since a lot of people already wanted duncan out, that could very well be the move this round. Devon is immune which is good for him, decent for me, i did NOT want immunity this round because i had it last time and 2 in a row wouldve put a target on my back considering i still have the challenge advantage from the auction and at this point everyone knows about it, so i made a really big risk throwing this immunity because of that and also because of how the challenge was set up, where if you won a round, you have to single out 2 people to be next, which would put an unnessecary target on my back and i still am trying to recover from my dumb lie, so it's about picking and choosing your battles, and after last round where someone went home solely based on shady immunity choices, i want no part in that! I'm also ABSOLUTELY trying to get my foot in everyone's kitchens serving you rachel ray teas, so that would expose who i do and dont really trust (which is pretty much no one ahkdsf), but devon winning is ok because i think he's with me (but idk i wanna trust him/autumn but im also well aware they're both kinda running around trying to play everyone a bit, so ill keep that in mind for future rounds) and now i just have to hope im not the target this vote, but i dont think i am unless people are even better than me at being fake
the only person who picked on me in the challenge was amir which he asked me beforehand and i didnt wanna win so i gave him my permission, and now that it's almost vote time, things have got a little hectic, apparently duncan is trying to go around and tell people to split the vote between the 3 beautys besides me.....BUT THEN HE'S GOING TO THE 3 BEAUTYS PROPOSING TO THEM TO VOTE WITH THEM TO TAKE OUT ME OR ALI?? Duncan, strike 1 was throwing my name out 2 rounds ago, strike 2 was lying right to my face when i asked you about it, and now this mutiny you're trying to lead is strike 3. luckily for me i stopped being petty with the beautys and we're all kinda good again at least to me, so im hoping theyre not playing me since they spilled the tea to me all individually and duncan will be the only one blindsided tonight :) (love you as a person asdfh but game wise, get outta town!)
also had some calls today, apparently people are starting to see me/ali as a duo....which while i do genuinely like ali as a person and i do trust him a little more than others, that could mean trouble for me down the line so ive gotta start causing doubt with people about that somehow, also me and jake spoke for the first time on call in years and...... i wanna be able to say that went good like i was making some jokes and laughs here and there and he mentioned he was making progress on the merge idol to me which kinda caught me off guard but he says he doesnt have it so we'll see.... also he seemed a little reserved, so im either a nutjob and being paranoid for no reason, or he's still got a grudge against me and ill have to deal with that at some point. But now is not that time yet, he did confirm to me devon has told other people about his extra vote which is funny because he told me it was just me who knew and has always been saying like "our extra vote" implying it's me and him 100% in it so consider yourself CLOCKEDT on that fib sir, unless youre lying to others and telling me the truth then carry on afshdkj
also everyone is kinda figuring out how autumn is in good with everyone, and while i do want to trust her, it makes me nervous how close she is to jake because if those two together come for me..... i could be oop'ing my way right to the jury ... autumn is just giving me like kim one world vibes and im not trying to be her sabrina thompson even if i can trust her. I will have to make a move against her too eventually, hopefully im just around long enough for that to happen but anywho.... hopefully duncan goes tonight, im hearing he's just been saying me to people so i play my idol WHICH AGAIN I DONT HAVE. IS THIS HOW ELIZA FELT BECAUSE I SWEAR ITS JUST A FUCKING STICK IS WHAT I HAVE AT THIS POINT ....and if anyone but duncan goes ill most likely be soon to follow
Alright, so Damage Control TJ has been doing some work. Has it been perfect? Not even close. However, I think I've made some ground.
So I started by having an open conversation with Duncan/Autumn in our chat with Jordan (I already miss you being here) and then with Ali who I think all had their suspicions of me after that last tribal. Can't blame them, but I used that time to hopefully get the target away from this next round and at least get a little footing. Then, last night I had calls with Devon, Augusto, and Kendall. They all agreed that the two biggest threats in this game are Ali and Autumn, which I'm so glad people understand this. So I think I've done a decent amount to connect with those two moreso than I had before (Devon and I were always close).
And then I talked to Amir today, we talked for over an hour, and I genuinely cannot believe how much on the same page that we are on. Maybe I'm just being very optimistic about the convo, but I think I have another avenue that I could easily pursue at this rate. He basically made it known that he is close to Augusto and not as much Kendall (the exact quote was "I'm being put into a trio with the other two, but I'm not close to Kendall"... so like... yeah...), but even better he suggested a group of four between me, Devon, him, and Augusto which I think makes a lot of sense. It doesn't include my closest ally of Jakey, which probably is good because it gives me a couple roads to pursue, and it allows me to go after the two people who need to go in this game between Ali and Autumn (or else they would easily be two time champs). Yes, I know Amir is a champ too, and I will do something about that a little later, but for now I think this might be a good move to work with.
So after this Duncan vote, I think I can make a move against Ali/Autumn (probably Ali by the sounds of it) and have some numbers that I don't become a target. But the question lies in where these idols are and how they will affect the next round or two.
duncan is so funny thinking he is gonna pull off this 4-3-3 blindside to send me packing... like it doesn't make sense or add up KJLSADFDAS. i'm kinda getting a rush and also getting votes is very good news for me because i was one of two who hadn't got votes yet hehe.
well.. provided i live through this 4-3-3 vote i should be set to make f9!! i just want to say how much of a king amir is, i had so many preconceptions of him and im so glad i could work through them.
i think i want to go to f5 with amir/adam/devon/jake... they are five people who have been straight up with me and who i feel good about having in the endgame. autumn is the literal love of my life, but from talking to adam today, its clear autumn in the endgame is like kim spradlin. legit every single person trusts her and i'd be a clown to have her at the end even tho it breaks my heart.
i would like to see duncan, kendall and tj as next three boots for sure. duncan is legit trying to blindside me so he needs to go ASAP jsakdfa. next up kendall, i kinda want a beauty gone so that their group is less threatening, because if i want someone like amir in endgame, i need one of the others gone. then tj because he is a loose end to me, plus he is gonna be a jury threat i just FEEL IT in my bones.
but this all relies on me getting through this vote and who knows if that is gonna happen KJSDAF
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Okay quick early round confessional, I kinda am like mind jumbled right now.
Ali - Autumn - Jakey
Ali - Autumn - Adam
Tj - Devon
Me - Kendall - Augusto - (Devon??)
Me - Augusto - Devon
Duncan - (on his own)
Everyone wants duncan out, and like even I can’t trust him. He still is being fake to my face about most game facts and alliance, but he’s someone that would go after Ali, so I don’t want him to go, but it might be better to stay the course. I love him but this is what has 2 happen and It’s another round when me kendall and Augusto survive when we weren’t even suppose to survive one. Then Kendall is still a meat shield because she will get targeted first, but I want her to stay as long as I can keep her and I’m lucky I even got to keep her this far.
If duncan and Kendall are the next to go, which like I hope it’s not but this may be what happens, then at the 8 me Augusto devon, his double vote and I more person can pull a move on Ali. It’s just going to depend who people are more scared of, me or Ali
Ali is literally
Going to win this game
2 idols, an idol block, adam’s loyalty, autumn’s loyalty, jakey’s loyalty, secretly a comp beast, British accent, hes so likable
He has all the tools of a winner
And he downplays it so hard
I am trying so damn hard to stay alert in this game
But honestly I keep feeling like Ali or autumn will strike
I don’t think it’ll be this round
But next round, I think I’m going to try and make a move
It’s time
Me Augusto devon tj and double vote
or me Augusto devon kendall double vote
Don’t know if I can’t trust devon and tj
Well we need devon’s double vote
And I need jakey to be okay with it
cuz if he tips Ali off, I’m gonna go
it’s risky af
But like we can’t just keep letting him win so
Gotta make a move
I’m thinking about if it’s better to let kendall go first
To help Jakey devon and tj to feel better about it and ease them into it
Because Augusto can work tj, we can both work devon, and I can secretly work jakey but jakey is a control freak and might tell Ali to play the idol but I’m gonna trust him
This game a is a personal prison
I am in mental torment
If Augusto and I do this Ali plan for the next round after duncan goes this round
And it leaks, it’s over for me
But people were gonna come for me anyway
So we should try
this round is the calm before the storm cuz everyone is doing duncan
Next round
W A A A A A R
I just tried so fucking hard
To get jakey on board with blindsiding Ali next round
If he tells Ali to play an idol, well! Good luck Charlie (I’m Charlie)
He is talking about getting everyone in the game to split the vote on me and Kendall, and then me kendal him and Augusto will vote Ali or adam. So I agreed, and went and ratted him out to adam autumn and Ali, cuz I knew they weren’t gonna agree with Duncan’s plan so it was not actually applicable, so I have no choice but keep the course, and now Ali and autumn and adam trust me more, Duncan is gonna be mad, but he played himself into a corner. He lied to me about his alliance, and has always had different motives since he asked to work with me at the start, rip king, I feel so bad cuz he’s actually a really really cool person, but he’s about to get a rude game awakening
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