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scripted-downfall · 3 months

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With the portals closed behind him and Lex Foster already in possession of his firearm, there wasn't anything left for John Mcnamara to do for his country (or the world in general). This left him in the unfortunate position of being trapped in the Black and White (somehow *not* dissolving?) with his old-mentor-turned-Wiggly-disciple and, of course, the great Wiggly himself. This is not a fun position in which to be.

Also known as: dial eldritch!Wiggly up to 11, stir in one (1) awesome General and his traumatised mentor/old friend/maybe-something-more, garnish with mental and physical torment, and serve angsty! Could be read as gen, but it's secretly Cross/Mcnamara if you're cool; it's just not explicit in either sense of the word

#gods idk how to tag this #starkid fic #black friday fic #hatchetfield fics #i'm not sure if it's okay to use the main tags so i probably won't #fic promo #fanfic #fanfiction #ao3 fanfic #but it's on ffnet too #macnacross #it took me so long to find out their ship name lollll #okay posting this and hiding. please let me know what you think!

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noelledeltarune · 8 months

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EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

#talk tag #IT KILLS ME. REIGEN IS NOT MOB'S DAD. HE HAS A DAD. INGO IS NOT AKARI'S DAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME #(not even necessarily to say that ingo is in his late 20s but still)#(even if he was a 30-40-50 year old no matter how old he is no fucking teenager is gonna call some guy they met as a 15 year old ''dad'')#GAI IS NOT A FATHER FIGURE TO ROCK LEE HE WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE WAS BORN! PLEASE!!!!!!!!#one time i saw that a person wrote a fic where mario was like a father figure to luigi.#they are TWIN BROTHERS.#not what this about but idk where else i can say anything about this.#just horrible #also sometimes someone is just An Older Friend like no familial relationship just a friend or acquaintance who is a lot older than you

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stoopidstapler · 11 months

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SO IVE BEEN GOIN INSANE SINCE THIS TRAILER DROPPED. JUST. SIMON. SIMON. SIMON.

#simon petrikov #fionna and cake #adventure time #goin insane over him #thers no words to describe how im feelin #i wish i could draw somehtin better but i am goin INSANE #FINALLY. AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. we are being FED.#ALSO?? HOW THEY SHOWED HIM EXACTLY WHEN THE LYRICS GO ''WHATS WRONG WITH ME'. LIKE HELLO???????#ive seen so many good theories PLEASE GOD WRITE FICS I AM BEGGIN I LL DRAW U FANART BLS HEL P #IDK WOT IM GONNA DO FOR A WHOLE MONTH #SOMEONE KNOCK ME OUT TIL THE 31ST. HIBERNATE ME. HELP.#also i need to put it out there the first thing i thought when i saw this trailer was simon is tryina rewrite fionna and cake #which is why their world keeps changin so much? idk idk #ive seen so many different ideas and they are all so good please help #ALSO GOD. THIS MAN IS JUST GOIN THRU IT. AND ITS ONLY BEEN A QUICK TRAILER.#im sorry for so many tags idk where to put these help #maybe i should make an actual blog for like. whatever. n reblogs. help.

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justsomecouscous · 8 months

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*points to a pair of random fictional gay men that I'm currently obsessed with for no reason and will be for the next month* These are my babies and I love them

*pushes the ones that I'm not currently obsessed with back into my basement* Hush children you can come back out when (if) your hyperfixation returns

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striveattemptfail · 1 year

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had a conversation about my adhd recently then went to make this lmao

#jercy speaks #actual blogging #meme #memes #shitpost #.god idk how to tag this i just needed to share it lol #adhd #actually adhd #kung-fu panda #.sure i'll tag those lmao #.also i'm sure someone's made this exact joke already i just can't find it so i made it myself ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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haljathefangirlcat · 3 months

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Charlie + picking up and twirling her badass spear-wielding former Exorcist gf

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel edit #chaggie #charlie x vaggie #vaggie x charlie #charlie morningstar #charlie magne #charlie hazbin hotel #vaggie #vaggie hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #is that tag still warranted? frankly idk #my gif #my edit #thinking about how vaggie's design was (originally?) inspired by moths but she's actually rather cat-like #... in that she used to be god's (well. adam's at least) perfect killing machine #but charlie would absolutely pick her up just to kiss her little face

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xxstarsnsk1nxxx · 26 days

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#girl things #female rage #just girly thoughts #just girly things #im just a girl #hell is a teenage girl #this is a girlblog #this is what makes us girls #idk how to tag this #lana del ray aka lizzy grant #lizzy grant #lana del slay #lana del ray aesthetic #lana del rey #lana is god #lana del ray moodboard #for legal reasons this is a joke #reassurance #attention wh0r3

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kyoukoswife · 8 months

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you ever think abt what if you gave a girl your whole life but she didnt even want it? you gave her your life to protect her and she threw you away?? what if even after that you still took care of her the best you could???? and then when you next see her shes not even her???? because you gave her your whole life to save her but you couldnt protect her?????? wouldnt that fuck you up?????? wouldnt that be so painful????????? you ever think about that?????

look at the full size image for better quality:>

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aquaregiaart · 16 days

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Haleth & Caranthir.

#this has been sitting on my drafts for so long...#haleth #caranthir #i did try something so different here #idk idk #silmarillion art #silmarillion #how do you tag things anymore my god #feanorians #my silm

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crowleyholmes · 8 months

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"I'll never leave you. I'll never leave you again."

#ofmds2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd season 2 #ofmd spoilers #okay idk how else to tag this to make sure nobody who doesn't want to see it accidentally sees it #but GOD THIS SCENE #OUCH #guess i make ofmd gifs now huh #mine #my gifs

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skellagirl · 5 months

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Gordon/Barney/Alyx is really really funny to me conceptually bc it's like, two hot geniuses in their 20s who look at the 40-something smartass who hangs around and go 'yeah that guy. we both want him carnally'

#and they're SO right #half life #half life 2 #gordon freeman #alyx vance #barney calhoun #freemance #valhoun #freehounce #idk what the hell their poly ship name is sorry lol #(me. posting about a ship with an age gap on the 'can't be normal about age gap ships' website:#SURE HOPE THERE ISN'T ANY AGE GAP DISCOURSE IN HERE)#this was the first time I've drawn any of these characters in LITERAL YEARS and. wow........#feels so crazy that this was the fandom that got me to join tumblr in the first place (in 2011!!!!) and I used to draw them ALL THE TIME #interests change I guess #but I think I'll always come back to hl and portal occasionally. they're too much a part of my dna at this point LOL #my art #description in alt text #oh my god I just went back through my half life tag and the last time I drew these three was when I drew that freehounce meme LMAOOO #how serendipitious

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lattesqueeze · 5 months

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…yeah

#they would #they do #god bless #lawd i never make my own posts HOW do you tag things #sebson #martian #sebmarkson #mark webber #jenson button #sebastian vettel #twitter #twitter meme #f1 meme #that’s enough tags right?#y’all will see this or you won’t idk #cha

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puddledfishhh · 3 months

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Let's go lesbian's

Or not

They're bi

Still girlkissers tho 💥

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raticalshoez · 7 months

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a secret life session five compilation of my favorite silly moments (ft. my poor phone quality camera)

Transcript below cut (did it for fun; this is the first time I've done one):

[Jimmy]: No?

[Martyn]: Wait- so wait. You're not the ghost horse?

[Martyn]: I thought you were ghost rider! Who's ghost rider?

[Jimmy]: ...Who is that?

[Martyn]: I mean we could always punch them and find out.

[Jimmy]: Yeah.

(Immediately sword crits Lizzie)

[Martyn]: AH...

[Jimmy]: OH MY GO-

(Long Pause)

[Jimmy]: NO! NO. NO.

[Martyn, overlapping]: What did you do?!

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[Mumbo]: Who wants to have a competition with me? How many times can yoou jump over this campfire?

[Martyn]: Uhh, sure?

[Mumbo]: 'Kay.

(Mumbo takes damage while jumping over the campfire)

[Martyn]: Oh, jeez.

[Pearl, exasperated]: Mumbo...

[Cleo, fairly amused] Mumbo...

[Pearl]: Zero, appearantly.

[Mumbo]: So, I- I've set the score at zero.

(Martyn tries and succeeds)

[Mumbo]: Ooo, okay.

[Martyn]: There you go.

[Mumbo]: You already got one.

[Pearl]: Mumbo...what are you doing..?

(Mumbo jumps again and takes damage again)

[Mumbo]: Okay...

[Cleo, laughing]: Mumbo..!

(Martyn tries it again and jumos over it flawlessly, again)

[Mumbo]: Zero again for me.

[Pearl, overlapping]: Mumbo, stop-

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[Tango]: You got spleefed by an enderman. I love it.

[Etho, doing a poor imitation of Bdubs]: Sheesh! I'm late! Judas Priest! Let me park my horse. I'm coming up!

(Heart Foundation's laughs + Grian's hysterical laughter overlapping with his talking)

[Grian]: Hi, "Bdubs."

[Skizz]: This thing's not ready because-

[Etho, still doing that impression]: What is this?--

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[Lizzie]: I'm going.

[Tango]: Lizzie, we missed your party!

[Lizzie]: Oh, did you?

[Skizz]: We're so sorry.

[Lizzie]: Oh, I didn't notice because I was having so much fun with the one person that turned up! Goodbye, everybody!

(Heart Foundation all "aww"-ing out of sympathy)

~~~

[Cleo]: If you go to- If you go and do levels in the end you can like-- like I got seven, so.

[Gem]: Wowww.

[Cleo]: Hi, biggest, bravest, boy!

[Bdubs]: Thank you! I am!

(Cleo wheeze)

~~~

[Bdubs]: Okay. Yes?

[Etho, overlapping]: Look at this guy.

[Grian, very monotone]: Bdubs, my beloved. You've returned.

[Bdubs]: Wait- both of you? I'm gonna puke--

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[Joel]: What is Pearl building???

[Gem, hidden beneath Mumbo's laughter]: You should just...admit defeat, if I'm being honest.

[Joel, overlapping]: Pearl...

[Joel again, deeply distressed]: WH- WHY HAVE YOU GONE FOR THIS COLOR SCHEME, PEARL??? WHY THIS SHAPE AND THIS COLOR SCHEME, PEARL????

#trafficblr #ethoslab #smallishbeans #solidaritygaming #pearlescentmoon #grian #tangotek #ldshadowlady #bigbst4tz2 #inthelittlewood #skizzleman #bdoubleo100 #zombiecleo #geminitay #secret life smp #idk if i really needed to tag ALL of them but they're all there #god i just realized how many clips i had from this episode just because i send so many silly moments to my friends #so i used my limited editing skills to make this #if there's something wrong about the way i've done the transcripts please let me know!

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mackrockatansky · 24 days

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#dishonored #assassin's creed #corvo attano #dunwall #emily kaldwin #thief garrett #thief game #memes #i bring a sort of #idk how to tag memes god just take this joke i thought of in the shower

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pastadoughie · 7 months

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in the club crying sobbing wailing screaming

#art #my art #mspaint #rowens liddol guys #god im still so fucking angry and sad and EOUSYSGHHAEIIAGWOPIEGS #i habe everbodey #maybe i should make a tag for vent posts at some point #but tbh idk what the utility of that would be #because im very careful to try and keep my blog pretty lighthearted #so my vents r really just like #picture of sad cat and then short tag ramble abt how im sad #but idk #mayb

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