they're my soulmates. my children. my parents. my best friends. my arch enemies. i want to tuck them into bed and put them in prison and kiss them on their foreheads and stab them with a knife
Random TWD headcannons because I’m bored and vaguely sad:
Glenn, on MULTIPLE OCCASIONS has managed to trap someone in a “ligma” joke but has never actually had the guts to follow through with it. Like, he has managed to get Daryl to say, “what’s ligma?” SO MANY TIMES. But he always backs tf out of the joke so Daryl doesn’t kill him.
Maggie hates peppermint. She just does. Glenn brings her a candy cane at one point and she chucks it at his head.
Glenn can recite the entire “countries of the world” song. He abuses this knowledge by teaching Carl the whole thing as well so that whenever someone is having a dramatic monologuing moment they just bust out singing.
Daryl is scared of bees. This comes to light at one point when there walking through the forest and one dive-bombs him. He yelled “FUCKER” and immediately began jumping up and down and slapping his arms and neck.
Michone finds a kazoo in a convenience store at some point and gives it to Carl. He abuses this almost immediately.
Glenn will recite vines under his breath when he’s running. Especially if he’s stressed.
One time Maggie, Glenn and Carl all rode in the same car that Daryl dubbed “the kids car” and Carl found some CD’s in the glove compartment. This led to them being pulled over by Rick exactly 8 minutes later because, and I quote “this is just not the time for Call Me Maybe.” Glenn and Carl thought their singing had been fantastic, thank you.
Daryl was a leash kid.
Nobody to date has ever beat Carol at Scrabble.
Monopoly is banned forever for any given refuge. (The rest of the group thinks Rick is just bitter)
GLENN RHEE DESERVED TO BE THERE WHEN HIS SON WAS BORN WITH HIS WIFE HE DESERVED TO CARRY HIS BABY IN HIS ARMS HE DESERVED TO GET TO HEAR HIS SON CALL HIM DAD FOR THE FIRST TIME AND TEACH HIM HOW TO TIE HIS SHOESLACES AND HUG HIM AND BE THERE FOR HIM AND TEACH HIM ALL THE LESSONS THAT HE LEARNED FROM HIS GRANDPA AND IM NEVER SHUTTING UP ABOUT IT