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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens
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there ARE nsfw blogs. there are workarounds. you dont have to reblog "fuck your mutual from behind friday" to your main. though i guess i can't stop you
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yayyyy mutuals hiiiiiiiii reblog if you love your mutualssssssss hiii mutuals
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yeah this is my shitty fucking boyfriend he's bald and 4 feet tall if the crop yield is not good next winter i'll probably just eat him for sustenance
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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
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THE X-FILES (1993-2018)
S01E10 ‘Fallen Angel'
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“vampirism is too romanticized these days” damn that’s crazy. I’m romanticizing it even more now though because you’re whining like this
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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for
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i can't do this anymore man............... what the heck
#I MEAN LIKE CHRIST WOMAN#WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MEEEEEEE#lily rabe#ahs#downtown owl#tell me your secrets#love and death#american horror story
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every time jenna jones posts a photo of this woman a little piece of psychological torment shrapnel lodged in my skulll inches closer to my frontal lobe
#like. please#i'm just kind of madly in love with her idk#lily rabe#ahs#downtown owl#tell me your secrets#love and death#american horror story
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"please don't stick a q tip in your ears, our product can damage your eardrums" lies. they're trying to stop you from hitting the ear g spot. they're in league with the church
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