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toxictoxicities · 6 hours
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How do you guys find the most random ass shit to send me SEDRFGYHUIj
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hayleyolivia · 1 year
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PJ, the one and only ‘lil guy! 🍄
(He is a semi-sentient mushroom companion created by a wizard in our DnD party, and we all love him. He’s got no brain, but he is baby.)
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odinsblog · 1 year
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LOL almost nobody—except washed up conservative movie stars from the 80s—wants a Twitter Blue verified checkmark if Elon is paying for it.
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icemankazansky · 6 months
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for my beloved @boasamishipper
Bonus:
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kotoku · 5 days
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I really love your post, can I request Sunday and Aventurine with Diona reader?
For Aventurine, I think he will be your close customer in the casino (I don’t know if casino have bar but…meh;) )
For Sunday, I think he will tease you the most, pat head, scratch chin and treat you like a cat… dispite you hiss to stop. (in a tsundere way)
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ꜱᴜɴᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴠᴇɴᴛᴜʀɪɴᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴅɪᴏɴᴀ! ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ
pairings - sunday & diona! reader / aventurine & diona! reader
content - reader is gender-neutral/ diona! reader/ platonic relationships/ familial relationships/ angst and some fluff
warnings - SPOILERS FOR 2.1 / angst / some characters might be ooc
⋘ ʟᴏᴀᴅɪɴɢ... ⋙
prelude - You are a young bartender working at one of Penacony’s grandest casinos, a bustling place with customers from all corners of the universe. The skills you have when you’re on the other side of the counter are ones you both love and hate. Love, because you took pride in serving customers drinks that are known as the best throughout Penacony, and hate, because alcohol was something your father never ceased to get enough of… 
You built your reputation up from the ground, eventually getting employed as a bartender at the casino where you now work. Despite your age, your skills had convinced the higher-ups and thus you were plunged in front of the crowd of drunken customers, brewing and making concoctions that were outlandish and exotic. The cat ears and tail you had also drew some attention from customers who were enamored with how adorable you were, treating you like some kid (which you were).
After a roll of your eyes and a scolding, you always rolled up your sleeves and got to work. 
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↻ Sunday was not a regular at the bar, but he would pop in here and there to check how business was doing
↻ When word had gotten around that a kid with cat ears and a tail had started working there, his interest got the best of him which led him to a seat at the counter
↻ The mahogany bar counter complimented the lavish environment, filling the atmosphere with a comforting warmth that lured a variety of customers in 
↻ When you had popped up to serve Sunday, he was intrigued at your professionalism and friendliness, finding it easy to engage in a conversation with you as you made him his drink
↺ Sunday rarely intended to get drunk, so he asked for something light and refreshing which you happily obliged to
↻ It didn’t take Sunday long to become somewhat of a regular there, the two of you got along quite well despite his ceaseless teasing 
↺ At first, he’d give you a light pat on the head and buy you things that cats normally like (it was an accident at first but after seeing your distaste for some of the things he got, he started getting them as a joke), then when the two of you were like siblings, he’d scratch under your chin, place a toy mice on the counter before he’d leave the bar, and use a laser to get your attention
↺ He’d chuckle at your fuming self that wiped even harder at a stain on a glass, but he’d know when to stop if it got too far
↻ You know how I mentioned that he’d get you things cats normally liked? Well you’d probably be happy with some of the stuff he got you, like the fish plushies or cat grass which you added to some of the dishes you made
↻ Eventually, Sunday would learn of your father’s alcoholism and how you swore to tear down the alcohol industry, comforting you when your eyes started to water at the thought of your dad
↺ Although Sunday could never understand your exact experiences, he’d do his best to provide you comfort and support whenever you felt down
↺ He wouldn’t meddle in your family’s business or issues, but he’d pray to Xipe for the best of you and your father
↻ Whenever you are upset, Sunday would like to help you come up with new concoctions as he finds the process interesting to watch (it serves as a distraction from whatever is bothering you as you are now focused on potential hits) 
↺ Admittedly, he’d find some of the ingredients you use disgusting, but it wouldn’t hurt to try something new now, would it? (Sunday is utterly surprise at the pleasant taste, feeding into your pride) 
↻ Sunday would support your work, promoting the place to new guests who wanted to try something that seemed like it could only be made in dreams
↻ If Sunday were to ever mistakenly get drunk, you’d happily (and worriedly) take him to Robin or someone he trusted 
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“Ugh, Sunday! You drank a little too much this time!” 
“..Sorry… I didn’t realize this- *hic* drink would be so.. strong.” 
The scent of alcohol that wafted off Sunday made your ear twitch in annoyance, putting away the glass that you were previously cleaning. “Geez, I didn’t realize that you were such a lightweight.” You huffed, wiping the counter with a damp rag. Sunday gave a breathy chuckle, head leaning on his arms as he closed his eyes. 
Sunday didn’t seem like he was going to sober up anytime soon. 
Sighing, you grabbed the glass that you had put away and filled it with some water before sliding it over to him. You watched him blink open his eyes which stared at the water droplets that dribbled down the side. Slowly, he carefully brought the beverage up to his lips and took a sip, humming in satisfaction at the refreshing taste. 
“...Thank you,” Sunday muttered, slightly more awake than before. 
You nodded at him, starting to dial a phone number that you became familiar with. 
“I’m going to call Robin to come get you, okay?”
“Mmm.. okay.” 
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↻ Ooh boy… you would definitely not get along with Aventurine that easily…
↻ As soon as he walked into the bar you were working at you immediately felt a bad vibe coming from him, and you were right
↺ He was suspiciously friendly when he first started talking to you, your ears lowering in caution (your ears are a dead giveaway to how you are feeling so Aventurine caught on easily)
↻ Despite the initial suspicion and threat Aventurine posed in the beginning, he soon became one of your regulars at the bar, his order already memorized for when he came in
↻ Aventurine was surprised by how a young bartender such as yourself landed a job here, curious as to what your backstory was like (and the fact you had cat ears and a tail)
↺ Of course, it took time to build up to a more detailed answer from you, but when you told him he could understand your ambitions
↻ As the sibling-like relationship progressed between the two of you, the both of you were able to show a more vulnerable side to the other when the bar was close to closing and was devoid of customers
↺ You’d be wiping down a glass as he droned on about something, drunk out of his mind while you nodded along in understanding
↺ Aventurine took into consideration that you were still a kid, despite working in a bar part of a renowned casino, trying to avoid dumping his sad backstory onto you 
↻ You knew of the reputation Aventurine upheld, seeing him walk around as people scathed at his very existence (Whether it’s due to them losing a gamble or something else, you aren’t sure)
↺ Part of you understood other’s anger, but another part of you felt bad for Aventurine as you didn’t know how he was able to walk around with eyes glaring at you from every angle (He shrugged off your concern and said it was no big deal, but you saw the empty look in his eyes)
↻ Aventurine enjoys petting your head, finding the fur of your ears so soft and well-taken care of, he only pets you when it seems that you’re upset and need some sort of comfort 
↺ Because your ears and tail are a dead giveaway to your emotions, he’s able to pick up on them quickly
↻ When you tell Aventurine of your plans to make a new drink, he accompanies you and brings you potential ingredients you could use in your mixture (He’s perplexed and worried for his health when you add the most heinous stuff into a cup and call it a drink) (Surprisingly and fortunately, the drink tastes pretty good with a hint of bitterness, but he’s just thankful he didn’t get food poisoning)
↻ You’re very grateful to Aventurine when he gets you all sorts of ingredients from other planets, and when he tells you of his journeys, you always eagerly listen with your cat ears perked up when mixing a drink
 ↺ He shows you photos that he took while visiting the places he traveled to for business, the vast differences between each place filled you with child-like curiosity
↻ Aventurine, on certain days, can drink more than he can and ends up getting drunk, laying his head on the counter as he mumbles about all sorts of things (You gaze at him pitifully from behind the counter lol)
↺ When he’s too drunk to get back to his hotel room, you can either dial up someone he knows or have to take care of him until he’s sobered up enough (You can’t carry his ass up to his room lol)
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So far, it had been an ordinary day at the bar you worked at, constantly serving the rowdy and drunk customers who came in for different occasions. When the sun had finally started to dim and the streets were encased in a blanket of darkness, lamps turning on to light the darkened streets, you had started closing up the bar. There were only a handful of customers left, seated at the counter with half-empty glasses. Despite the calming atmosphere that surrounded the bar, you felt as if something was missing. 
That’s right, where was Aventurine? He had promised you he’d stop by tonight to get his usual order but he had not shown up at all. This made you feel a little upset, ears drooping down as you gazed at the bar’s door. When suddenly, the wide doors had been pulled out with that familiar bell chime which alerted that there was a customer. Ears perking back up in excitement, you happily made your way back to the front counter.
Yet.. it wasn’t Aventurine, but a person who had gray hair and wore an almost monotone attire. You had never seen this person before, so you curiously watched as they approached where you were after looking around confused. 
“Hello, are you.. _____?” They asked, taking a seat at the counter. You nodded in response. 
“That’s me! Is there something that you’d like to order? Here’s our menu that contains all the different kinds of drinks we serve!” You smiled, sliding a pamphlet over for them to view. 
…But they didn’t pick it up, yellow eyes flickering back up to meet yours. Your mood seemed to dampen, sensing a feeling of dread as your fur and skin prickled up. 
“Ah.. no, I’m not here for any drinks.” The person cleared their throat, seemingly trying to figure out what to say. “I’m just here to give you this.” 
An envelope that was adorned with a familiar stamp design of a chip was placed into your hands, carefully flipping it to look it over. When you looked back up to the person who delivered this to you, they were gone, the door never alerting you of their departure. So with an uneasy sigh, you opened the letter to view its contents, a sense of comfort filling you as you knew who this was from.
‘ Dear _____,
I wanted to take this final opportunity to say ‘goodbye’ as I won’t be visiting any time soon. I am sorry that I had to leave you on a cliffhanger, but with this letter, I hope you can forgive me, I do not have much time before the grand finale happens here in Penacony. 
Meeting you was a fortuitous encounter and I am glad we became friends, I rarely come across those these days. Thank you for the comfort and safe haven you have provided during my stay here, I am greatly indebted to you. I sincerely hope that you succeed in your ambitions and that despite any hardships you come across, you pull through with an impenetrable determination. 
As I don’t have a lot of time before my departure, I wanted to keep this letter brief and simple. I am not sure when I will be back, but I am hoping that this bar with your presence will serve as a safe harbor for me to return to. 
I bid my final adieu to you, my friend. 
Your dearest friend, Kakavasha ‘
When you had finished reading the letter, you had quickly raced outside to find whoever had delivered this letter to you. But as you ran up and down the streets of Golden Hour, you could find no one in sight, the only company being the occasional passing vehicle. 
With a sob, you plopped down on a bench, not bothering to care about your job at the moment. Where had he gone? What did he mean by ‘grand finale’? These questions endlessly swarmed your thoughts as you tried to wipe away the tears that continuously fell from your eyes. There was no doubt about it, that in some way Aventurine or Kakavasha had departed from this world. This realization had overwhelmed you with emotions of both anger and sadness, balling yourself up with your tail wrapping around you as you cried.
Yet through the tears and grief you felt in the moment, you felt an unrelenting drive to do your best at the bar. You will wait for your friend to come back and when he does, he’ll have a lot of explaining to do. 
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⋘ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ! ⋙
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onionninjasstuff · 4 months
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AHHHHHHH!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARCHIEEEE :DDD
Omg I hope you have the absolute best day ever (and thank your exam went ok). Thank you for bringing all your amazing incredible art and the most iconic and slayfully evil duo to this fandom with all their shenanigans and fun!! Youre the biggest inspiration of them all!!! :'D
sending all the hugs and love your way!!!! :D <33
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THANK YOUUU TRIONAAA AAAAAAAAA the exam has been destroyed my battle w the professor was long and vicious but we won this one boys..... six more to go shdjkk
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cybertroniannugget · 5 months
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Snowball fight on base
Dec 14
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Literally what's going on
The title pretty much gives it away.
"I prefer the old base actually...", Sam mumbled under his breath, but you and Mikaela heard him.
"Don't be a wuss, it's only cold if you go outside."
"He's scared of the Polar bears.", Mikaela snickers, adjusting her scarf.
You turn to look at your brother. "Polar bears...? In a severely feced, supervised and protected area like this? There are none here. Outside of the fence, yes but as long as you don't go there you'll be fine."
"Hrmph", was the only thing he brought out, regretting ever leaving the warmth of the base.
The three of you didn't walk for long, when you spot a group of bots and soldiers having an intense snowball fight.
After getting a closer look you noticed that there aren't any teams, just them throwing the cold bullets everywhere.
Before you could ask to join, a snowball hit Sam's arm. You take this as an invitation, bending down to grab some snow and running towards the battlefield.
Ratchet and Ironhide had a rather bitter 1v1, and you couldn't figure out what fueled it for the better of it.
"Alright, let's form teams.", you say looking into the round of bots and humans alike.
"I will not be in HIS team.", Ratchet states, shooting a glare at Ironhide, who already held two snowballs, one in each servo.
With that, the Medic walks over to Jazz.
"Fine, we'll win.", the weapon's specialist grumbles, staying next to you.
"Wait, you're participating Ratchet?", you ask rather confused.
Usually the medic distanced himself from such activities.
"If I can get some sense into this bot's processor I'll do this."
"That's the spirit.", Epps chuckled, standing next to the Medic.
"Oh come on Epps, that's betrayal!"
"That's what you get for eating the last coconut macaroon. Now that is betrayal"
He points at you. "You gotta make more of those."
You show a thumbs up at him. "Will do!"
"Come over here.", Jazz calls to you.
Shaking your head, you decline, forming a snowball in your hands.
"No chance, I wanna beat yo ass!", you yell, laughing.
You look over to Lennox, who walks up to you, armed as well.
"Alright everyone, walk over to the your team of choice.", Lennox shouted for everyone to hear.
"And keep it even!", you add.
After some rustling, uncertainty and more yelling, everyone had found their teams.
Your team consisted of Ironhide, Lennox, Mudflap, Jolt, Dino, Mikaela and 3 other soldiers.
Jazz's team got Ratchet, Bumblebee, Epps, Skids who was adamant on beating his twin, Arcee, Wheelie, Sideswipe, Sam
"That is not even!", Skids complains in frustration.
A snowball hits him right in the face.
"Cuz we ain't 20 people. We're 19 so live with it!", Mudflap shouts across the freshly formed battlefield.
This was the non communicated sign to let the fire begin.
In the span of 5 seconds, what was a peaceful spot turned into a storm of flying snowballs.
You realized that you didn't agree on any rules, the rather big snowballs hitting you being a cruel reminder of that.
"Try not to make the humans fly away with your throws!", Ironhide calls out loudly, saving your and the other human's behinds.
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yridenergyridenergy · 10 months
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All of the band interactions in the 25th Anniversary Tour22 From Depression To____ DVDs
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Over three shows, but still, what a treasure trove this release is for band interactions! It might just be my favourite Dir en grey DVD ever.
Bonus: When you try to photobomb a video but nobody's looking~
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lucernamolet · 1 year
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just a little love tap
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dougielombax · 7 months
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Where’s that gif of the lobster squeezing a lime?
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There we go!
Powerful stuff!
Effortless!
(Credit to whoever initially made and/or posted this gif)
He squeezes it with a righteous fury unmatched by any man!
He is FAR too powerful!
But the squeeze is not enough.
I need to see him CRUSH it with all his might in a vice-like grip!
Get all the JUICE out of it!
FIRMLY GRASP IT!!!!!!!
COME ON!!!!!!
Show them what RAW power looks like!!!
Yeah!!!
Lobsters, bitch!!!!
He actually used to work as the head chef on a cargo vessel sailing between Singapore and Mumbai.
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cocoabubbelle · 1 year
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Rogue: I’m a goth girl with very high standards.
Scott: *treats her with basic human decency, kindness, and respect.*
Rogue: OH NO!!! HE’S MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS!!!
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ithilien-wolf · 1 year
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Chris only wants a taste of that cake
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The cake at hand:
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2nd version - S.T.A.R.S. era:
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Thanks!
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Me when X-Men ‘97 implies that they will go the Goblin Queen arc with Cyclop’s first wife: Heck, I’m going to be too stressed to watch this.
Me when X-Men ‘97 implies that Magneto and Rogue had and/or will have ambiguously romantic moments:
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corruptedplaylist · 17 days
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Lance looks through the binoculars again and finds Keith at the same time Adam calls Keith’s name and points at where Lance is standing. The other boy glances up, caught between a laugh from watching Pidge and Hunk write a lewd message in the sand. He flips him off and Lance’s hand-painted skull grins back at him. Keith’s cheeks are pink from the chill, his eyes bright and mischievous as the wind catches on the edges of his hair.
Lance mechanically waves back as he pulls away from the binoculars, Keith becoming a tiny figure against the sand as a blush begins to stain Lance’s cheeks. He hikes the collar of his jacket up, glancing furtively back at Shiro and then down at the shore below. 
Oh.
Fuck.
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this was an excerpt from chapter 10 of my fic! here's some more info if ur interested:
title: looking out for you
platform: ao3 only
rating: t
genre(s): slice of life college au
ships: Keith Kogane/Lance McClain, Adam/Shiro
words/chapters: 187k/18 chapters
status: completed
summary/elevator pitch: wholesome queer vibes and healthy communication a la voltron. found family shenanigans include: paintball, halloween parties, laundromat trips, beach episode, family dinners, video game tournaments, awkward confessions, grocery shopping, and some good old angst and character development. also, lance may or may not get possessed by a ghost but it's not pidge's fault.
i was reminiscing on this fic and decided to just promo it bc why not? drop me a comment/kudos if u check it out and like it!
for anyone who has already read it or is planning on reading it, i've done faqs between the three acts. i recently updated my faq here for act iii if anyone is interested (i finally got around to putting in some more details!)
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thatdeadaquarius · 1 year
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Al haithem leads the creator to the oldest known record of human language. A stone that has "sus" etched into it.
a h –
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💀 stop this madness- what do u want from me,, aHH- what do u waNT- PLEASE-
I KNEW AS SOON AS I TYPED THAT SHIT OUT SOMEONE WOULD ASSAULT ME W/ MORE CURSED MEMES ON ANCIENT STONE SLABS I TOOK THE CHANCE ANYWAY IT WAS A MISTAKE-
Omfg. Awful thought:
Everytime there's a modern "update" on memes and trends and slang, Teyvat finds like another documentation of it 💀
Sumeru archeologists (Creator specific ones would exist too i would think..) is an absolutely reliable field,
Bc unlike here, those stone slabs or murals just keep showing up deep in sand dunes or hard to reach nature areas (like enkanomiya etc), and are made in order to "reflect/update" to our modern lingo bc it needs to keep a record bc its "Teyvat history" to them 😭
(Like the world itself is adding that shit, and the Irminsul wants to know)
Stop no get of my head no more thought head emtpy
Its the wine yall i gotta go to bed-
Also heyyy, u may have noticed i have slowed down, i am mostly sad not bc of yall pressuring me not at all, im just ready to not be a student anymore!!
Bc I got uni starting back up again/senior semester graduation, so kinda crazy + car trouble this week :/
Anyway, ill be updating more on the weekends!!
So if ur interested in my insane ramblings, look out for my ass groovin out to yalls asks / requests on the weekends :)
(🚧Also cant wait to be working on those 100 follower event postssss *construction noises resume*👷✍️🚧)
Cheers,
🌒🌧🌊Aqaurius♒️🌌🌘
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